One More Sleep 'Til Christmas EditionMerry Christmas mommy lovers! Get in here and celebrate the most wonderful time of the year with some wonderfully mature beauties.>Q: How are you planning on spending Christmas day with your mommy? Did you get her anything nice?A thread dedicated to older women and how much we want to breed them. Whether you want to be doted on or entirely dominated, this is the place to talk about all your MILF fantasies. Post hags, cakes, wives, milfs, gilfs, aunts, mommies, madams and discuss how much you love them.Previous thead:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80049227/
>>80189692I wish Santa would've given me a bitch-in-a-box for Christmas at 11 years old, so I could have her broken in by Christmas at 12.
>>80190528What would you do with an evil hag like her?
>>80191495If I was pre-pubescent minded? Force her to hang out, play games, and awkwardly make her be naked to let me ogle & grope her. Gradually become selfishly confident in what I want out of an owned hag until she was just living in simmering shame at performing whatever inanity I demanded. Thinking as horny as I am now though, uhhh hump her mouth 24/7 even when I'm soft, smack her for fun, and laugh at the blissful novelty of it all.
>>80189001hormy moms are so hot, massive sluts too
>>80191495rape that evil mommy into shes mind broken to a proper milf cumdump for me and you guys
/bzzt/ - Bugs & Insects GeneralNearly The New Year EditionPost bugs and arthropods of all varieties.Previous thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80042640Stories/Media/Artists:https://rentry.org/bugsandinsects
>>80190377Seeing that we have fashion that's based on the looks of animals, I would think so. I would think butterfly and moths would be the the most popular.Assume that they would dress for fashion and not function (I can imagine bug clothing would be more like heavy fur cloaks and free flowing robe/dress than anything).
beetles wear rugs
>>80191577Replicating the look of any of the particularly fluffy bugs seems like a thing that might be popular
>>80191827Really anything that can be considered exotic is game when it comes to fashion. And seeing that most insect lack fur, patterned wings or patterns in general, I would think that would be some of the thing they would focus on.Thinking about it, I would think our head hair would interest them in a similar way so it won't be just other bugs.
>>80192221Human hair is fundamentally different than the chitin scales that make up the fluff on bugs so it is quite likely they would be interested in replicating it as well
Christmas Cat Edition>Why?This is a place where more blatant and sustained lewd discussion of indie vtubers can be held without interfering with other threads.>What?Explicit discussion, fan art, fanfiction, relevant tributes, and audios that pertains to western indie vtubers are all welcome. Chuubas themselves are also free to join in.>Last threadhttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80066556/
>>80190933ogey
>>80185321How about bushy moose?
>>80190933no, because the thread's terrible and would be better off dead
>>80171844I hope she gets back to doing rplay streams next year and hopefully she gets more comfortable with teasing her viewers and being slightly lewd
I'd like to see more stuff like this.
>>80184721why would I want some furry sparkledog to tell me my life is worthless? I already believe it.
>>80184721RFK Jr. propaganda will not be tolerated on this board
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>>80189258It can't be propaganda because it's true.
/mspdt/ - MS Paint Draw ThreadLet's draw silly doodles without any pressure of being good. You don't have to use ms paint if you don't want to as long as you're having fun. All skill levels are welcome!Previous thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79300060/All past /mspdt/ threads: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/ms%20paint%20draw%20thread/type/op/page/1/Artist resources courtesy of Anon:http://pastebin.com/Mu66aztEAnd a bonus one stolen from /vp/ with some download links:http://pastebin.com/ysBEpzLVSome paint related tips: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/tutorial/mspaintComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80183027just pick up a pen nigga
>>80186428nta but can I pick you up instead
>>80185976cutevee
"Mangos Merry Christmas": EditionPrevious Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80010720/For discussion of TGWeaver's and Pokemaniacal's Five Nights at Freddy's AU ficRoommates A03: https://archiveofourown.org/works/11250126Full Roommates Art Collection: https://gofile.io/d/Xg5SY8New NewFanfic Archive Stev Edition: https://mega.nz/folder/tzsymTyA#l0jmXuUtV3HELQ8wYuXOpQRoommates The comic adaptation: http://roommatesaucomics.thecomicseries.com/archiveBooru:https://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=roommatesOld MEGA: https://mega.nz/folder/kMwX0YLK#BR3vN7OCIYYk7Qu9jbPKfwQuestion of the Thread: What are your Jolly ideas?
Dumb idea I had while watching to much aqua teen hunger force, and Rabbot needs to pay for them clubs.
>>80191649https://www.google.com/maps/place/14+Longs+Ct,+Hockessin,+DE+19707/@39.8148363,-75.6712826,218m
>>80191832This looked like diapers from the thumbnail
>>80191649Robuns
>Booru(Currently under reconstruction)>DiscordDM _the_sl0th_ for invite to regular discord.Discord for Booru reconstruction specifically : https://discord.gg/5KPBPSkuvW>Episodes and other official and fan content:https://dl.loudhouse.site (Donate to helping cover rehosting cost here boosty.to/tlh)>List of All The Sisters' Unique Episodeshttps://pastebin.com/f1Q8zXTt>NewsSeason 11 is starting off with what is potentially a resolution of a Lori Bobby breakup arc started in Cupid’s HarrowComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80184920Sexo.>>80187304Good job!
Bumping.
>>80191890I don't think savino was into loudcest but they HAD to know how this looked
The NTR body type editionBooru Backup:https://mega.nz/folder/NwRW2JbT#SmbvWsfjXGCsTbVuV7AFuACarmillanon’s NTR captions:https://catbox.moe/c/uf4b9yDarkNation's NTR captions:https://mega.nz/folder/XU8ASKQI#itA4u0SuPVeb5-goTgJTrQSuccubus dating guide:https://catbox.moe/c/os15kdWombs of the Gods archive:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Why are cucks moms like this?
>>80191808You're definitely not actually getting blocked but lets be real what little gets to penetrate her isn't doing much anyway so you might as well
>>80188647Wife on the right
>>80191808Yeah. I wish I had a micropenis so it would be true.
>>80192139Ayane seems mean as fuck. She'd probably tell you "Shut the fuck up cuck!" even in public...
>Christmas Elf editionA place to discuss anything related to established or up-and-coming DTVA shows and other Western cartoons that feature cute n' funny female protagonists.>MEGAS (to be expanded):>Main:>The Ghost And Molly McGeehttps://mega.nz/folder/YOJSXJAY#_zk3ARUKrIRL7iEGrNzl_g>Hailey's On It!https://mega.nz/folder/0j8GUYBR#L-tX6Y55if4TcqKjDkCvCg/file/8qlF2ZZY>The Owl Househttps://mega.nz/folder/3IYw3YDC#FjiRKOsXoFhEQ9iwR7Ed4QComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80190529Oh shit, Willow??? I didn’t know you helped make mods too. Have you worked on anything else or just that?
>>80190774Show her eating a whole, raw onion like the fucking freak she is.
>>80190908Shino Pestil and I made the C-Team mod together as well.It adds 6 /v/ girls to the game. No sex though.
>>80191488Very cool. Got a link to your pixiv or where I can find it? What general is it?
>>80192116>pixiv97776623As for general, it's the Stardew general on /vg/
Stories:By Raconza>Without You in the Darkhttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78166688/#q78219783By LizardBro>Wingman Chronicles 2https://rentry.co/hw7ruhqbBy Raconza>Dragon's Duethttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/76483080/#76493589By Indianon>Susie's Birthday FavorComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80189405We're so lonely.
>>80190350Exaaaactly bro, they're juuuuust not unimportant enough you gotta collect them.
>>80189982>Isn't that the Green RoomYes, which is why I mention that the bedroom WAS part of the TV world>>80190350>You won't get through your teen years without at least one Egg.It's like you didn't even play the game, man
>>80191228>>80191954I just want to know what the importance of putting the eggs in random places is. Or if its better to just hold onto them.
>>80189982Didn't Ralsei also play on the other side of the room after doing the S Rank Room?
Post, discuss and appreciate caprine related content
Big fan of goat milk, but I have yet to find something to combine it with. Doesn't go with coffee, doesn't make good chocolate milk. Any recommendations?
>>80190724If you like it as it is, then why alter it?But maybe you'll like it with honey.
Very late Caturday post.
>>80191084It's not that I'm looking into altering it per se, rather I want to use it more and I'm considering additional options. Cause drinking it straight constantly runs the risk of getting bored of it.
/Femdom/ - Femdom GeneralPresents Edition>TQHave you been naughty, or nice? Doms, what punishments would you think you deserve to dish out as a present. Same to subs!>Previous thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80034397/
>>80187356I know nothing about this girl expect for a few amazing femdom pics
>>80187371>leglock>forced shaving>shymaleIM AFRAID IT'S ABSOLUTE PEAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>80187356I always picture her as an idol drunk on power and fame in private treating you like a peon easily bullied by her superior position. In other words, pretty good.>>80189754Everwife.
i can't believe it's the same fucking stalker poster like 5 years later too
Merry ChristmasPokephilia /pō-kē-ˈfilēə / n. sexual attraction of a human toward a pokemon, which may involve the experience of sexual fantasies about the pokemon or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it. Note that pokémon on pokémon is not pokephilia.Post female pokémon with male humans and solo female pokémon. F human/M pokémon are allowed too, but not solo male pokémon.Ignore on-model autists, anthro is okay. AI is tolerated, but leave dumps to dedicated threads.Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79986747/spt/ master rentry: https://rentry.org/bsp72Hot:[CYOA] https://dandelionrye.neocities.org/PokewaifupickerV1.8/[Gardevoir] https://archiveofourown.org/works/75676126[Mienshao] https://archiveofourown.org/works/75016356[Updated][WIP] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62970124Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80190055"H-Holy shit, is that you, sis?">As she appeared from behind you mom, you realize that she was fucking huge now!>All serperior are kinda big, but she was always small for one.>You were always at least a head taller than her unless she reared up to scold you as the "big sister".>"What the hell do you mean they abandoned you?""Uhh uhh I. . .">She started to leave the house to come outside, she just kept on coming, foot after foot of body.>When she finally fully exited the house, and got into a relaxed position in the yard, to look down at you, you realized just how big she had become.>"Well? Are you going to explain what happened?">You realize that you had just been staring at her for a minute or two."O-oh yeah. They sort of got out of their balls and hooked up and ran off while I was asleep in the tent. I woke up the next day and they were gone.">You give a half hearted chuckle."I kinda just went back into the nearest town and waited to see if they would come back to our hotel room and they never did.">"What fucking assholes!"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80190364"Thanks, sis. I appreciate that you still care about me. You're so big now, what has mom been feeding you, whole fucking Tauros?">She pulls her head off of your chest and a ting of a blush appears on her face.>"Haha! Yeah she sure has gotten big. You wouldn't belive how much she eats. I pretty pay the same for food as when you used to live here, probably more, actually">Her blush deepens and she starts to flick her tongue.>She always did those tongue flicks when she was embarrassed or nervous, kinda of like a self soothing method, you guessed."Oh leave her alone, Mom, she can't help growing when you went out battling every day as your only Pokémon.">Mom just shrugs.>"I guess. Hey, you should see how strong she is now! She can crush an oil drum like a soda can! Do you want to take her out to battle some trainers for old time's sake?">Your very Big sister perks up at that and her blush fades, but doesn't leave entirely.>"Yeah! We should totally go hang out, just the two of us! It's been so long since I've seen you. We've got a lot of catching up to do!">Her coils around you get just a tiny bit tighter as she presses her face into yours.>She has such big beautiful red eyes. Now it's your turn to blush. She just softly looks into your eyes with a little smile on her cute face as she waits for your response."Sure, that sounds like fun.">Her little smile becomes a big and and she does a happy little "eee" noise as she unwraps herself from you and starts to head inside.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80190703>Mom just smirks at you.>"Well, like you said, she's my only pokemon and we battled every day. Snake pokemon tend to get bigger as they level up. You would know that if you hadn't given up being a trainer, you knucklehead.">You take off your pack and pull out your Diploma."I'm a knucklehead, am I?">Mom's face lights up.>Anon! How in the world did you go to school? What is it in? Do you have a job lined up? Blah blah blah. . .>Her rapid fire questions carry on without you being able to answer before she can ask another.>Mom was always an excitable person, especially when it concerned her kid or her Pokemon.>"I'm ready!">As she emerges from the house, you see she is wearing a (choice) scarf around her neck and has a small bag tucked into the branching leaves that sprout from her neck. She's also got a messenger style bag held in her tail that she offers you as she slinks by.>"You can leave your bag here. Take this one. It's got all the battle supplies we will need, you know, Potions, ethers, water bottles, lube. . .">You double take at that last one.>"I'm kidding! Come on, let's go!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I'm not sure who needs to hear this but I'm sure someone does
I don't care if it's technically cheating, it's still faggot shit and I hate seeing it. At least getting cheated on is straightforward. You gotta whip out these stupid gook words to differentiate every possible way of being cheated on without explicitly being cheating.
>>80185839These diagrams are useful
>>80187710what is tf?
>>80187405ntr cucks will actually try to tell you it's not cuckshit
Macro/Micro ThreadMerry SquishmasArchive: https://rentry.org/macrotrashPrevious thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79793238
>>80188947From the thumbnail I thought she was a koi fish thanks to the colors and position of her tails. What’s that attached to the smaller one’s leg?
