Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and CaptionsSalazzle Pheromones EditionPrevious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81669742>Thread promptYou've always wanted this. But now, being presented with this fate... it's overwhelming. Just one small decision, and there will be no going back. Will you turn down the offer? Or will you submit to the promise of a new debauched existence?>Directory of captionershttps://pastebin.com/Jy7dzV1a>Boorushttps://joi.booru.orghttps://captions.booru.orgThese sites are closed to new members. If you are a member of these sites and want to help people upload their captions, be aware that images of more than 5,000 px on any side will fail to upload.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Don't die damn you!
bump
>>82055240I think that's the incomplete version of the image. Picrel should be the finished version.
>>82011380You were hired to be Slappy's live in caregiver, but she really doesn't seem to be suffering from her age if anything she seems more capable than most twenty year olds. The only manner her "dementia" manifest is she convientley forgets to wear most of her clothes exposing her perfect body. One night she wants to relax in her hot tub and insist you join her the hag knows what she's doing your jeans can hide your arousal(barely) but a pair of swimming trunks will completely expose your big fat cock.
/uh/ - Unfiction Horror general #235I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN EditionPrevious Thread: >>81895531https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81895531Thread archives:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/subject/unfiction/Go here if 4chan ever goes down again:https://boards.plus4chan.org/baw/t433714.htmlRecommended List:https://rentry.org/ApprovedUnfictionV2Archive of the unfiction forums:https://forums.unfiction.comDropbox:aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZHJvcGJveC5jb20vc2NsL2ZvLzI2N2kxN3B2NmpwZXV5NjExMjk0ZS9oP3Jsa2V5PXI3dWNuNHZzd3pzbzA4dzJlZnd6cGpyazkmZGw9MA==Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Wish NAQ wasn't ruined for me but it is what it is.
>>82085428Cheers for the explanation, mate. That was the one hang-up I have with it.
>>82074007>CD-FOTF-02 "Ptera()pretP" Word Play | 1 WordTwo "ptera". Two is di. Ergo,>Dipterawhich is the order of flies.
>>82074007>C-MIL-01 "Even Niceros wouldn't eat a crumb of bread with them." Mythology Trivia | 3 WordsThis takes a bit. Niceros is a character in the Satyricon, who told a tale of when he was a slave, how one of the guest turned into a werewolf. The guest's name is unknown, but considering the whole thing happened in Tarentum, it's fair to call them the>Werewolf of Tarentum
>>82074007>C-BAG-02 "Shall be remembered on 2V/10 feast." Shakespeare Trivia | 5 WordsWell, 25/10 is Saint Crispin's feast day, and in Henry V, the titular character gave a speech then. The next few words after is, verbatim,>We Few, We Happy Few
Why are vidya mascots such a hit-or-miss?
>>82083701I want to make out with Devilun so bad
>>82083707Never
Mentioning /tdm/ for desuarchive purposes
>>82091786is that from the new bun platformer?
>>82091786Is this game any good, or is it just a meme?
Advanced: Monster Hunter! Part #360Discuss mounting monsters, talk about the games, etc.Monster Hunter Doujin/Smut Index of Monster Pornography>https://rentry.org/redmhgPrevious Threads>https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%22monster%20hunter%21%20part%22/type/op/Steam Group>https://steamcommunity.com/groups/advancedmonhunWilds' "League of Monsterphiles" Squad ID: LU5B89FVREMEMBER: Post your ID/Name in the thread when requesting admission so we know you're from /amh/Hunting?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>82087919The absolute chaos that would unfold when the two of you are spotted near a hunter settlement would be a sight to behold.
>>82093127wowee these cards are in a super unorganized mess, are they sorted by release order or something?
>>82095432By set I think.
>CoCo editionPost non-human, non-normie females, along with their male human partners.This includes exotic ferals/semi-ferals, robots, aliens, monsters, eldritch horrors, objects,insects, object heads, toons, and more!> Pair female exotics with human males only; no male exotics> No solo male or gay shit, ofc> No futas/pegging> No lesbians> No gross shit like scat or gore/guro>Previous thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81868771/
>>82093503Are sivkit good here? If so based
>>82094173Yes, but the clown is male so I won't post screenshots
>>82077859Ay lmao!
>>82093503Sivkits are cute
>>82093503>>82094781>>82096159>NoPI know most people headcanon Sovlin and Vysith hitting it off, but Hunter and Vysith is surely what happened. They are both fish-out-of-water so that common link would bring them together.Also I hate how neither Vysith or Isif got a 'where are they now' in book 2.
/mfat/ Male Fatfur Thread: Kass Is Best Burd Edition Writefag Pastebin: https://controlc.com/2375e5eaThread Template: https://rentry.org/mfattemplateThread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=986<wbr>SxWVuoJIDiscord Link: https://discord.gg/vbASRs2bt3>Try to keep a good balance of related fetishes and sub-fetishes.>No 3D please, there are other places better suited for that.>Avoid reposting images from the past few threads. Keep it fresh!>Try to keep a slow pace of images and embrace discussion! Talk about your favorite things about fatfurs!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>82095112Seeing your future blob self is always a top tier scenario.
>>82095242Think of the selfcest and mutual gaining...
>>82095242>>82095285Imagine being pinned by your future self, all sweaty and bulging, helpless as they cram into your maw, drawing attention to the massive stiffy currently jabbing into their own (your own?) underbelly Smug and confident that with every bite and grind your brain chemistry is being irreparably altered to turn them from a prospective future into one set in stone.
>>82095782There's something really cute about both knowing the other self is loving it just as much as they are.
previous: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81980732/#81980732
occult furry mind control ^_^
Rise's Big Black Debut EditionPrevious:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81787946>Booruhttps://blacked.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=Persona>What's the AI everyone is using?NovelAI V.5 ($25/month for unlimited gens)https://rentry.co/GenAnonNAITutorial>Free/Easy 3D/2D AI Clothing Editshttps://rentry.co/wm424u2yComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>82093151Futaba does get a little quirky at night
>>82090647I don't care about the girl. The protag is made for black cock
>>82063274Can confirm
/acrg/ - Artist/Commissioner Rant General #1016Jap Furries Better But Do They Know About The Shotas EditionRemember to SCREENCAP your links so we can laugh when they delete their posts.Talk about artists or commissioners, mostly the bad ones or those who got under your skin. Share your experiences and get angry with us.For all artists (and commissioners who are close friends with artists) here, beware of: Horu, Pixxy, OkiOppai, Timedwatcher, AnythingGoes, Skitterleaf, kathielnotfound (Jocelyn Jones), and Snoopcrow/jbunny/j6un9 (jbunny).They will exploit and/or scam you should they get the chance.
One of my whales died in Iran :(
GOOGLE DOCKEY
>com artist in dec>always com them without any issues>suddenly they go silent despite me being a regular client>about 4 months now with no responsedid i do something wrong or is it 'common' at times for artists to suddenly go silent on people for extended periods of time and then come back?
I was literally redrawing my art that was removed from rule 34 for "art standards", now I try logging my account "This account has been banned" my account is gone, my uploads are gone, and I’m really sad right now, this is bullshit! they banned me for ranting about the site, this is the worst thing they have done to me, fuck rule 34 and their retarded moderators, worse than paheal team, this is the worst they had to me on my entire life, this is so sad that I’m crying like a little girl.
>>82090050>>82090042>>82089747hi huezilian maloneyfag
>>82092498>maloneyfagThe what
>>82091650Don't forget that he keeps trying to pretend to be someone else.
>>82090117The lines are not smooth and they overlap at points, there is no background / a white background, the human is barely recognizable as such, it consists of four colors, overall its very simplistic, there is no shading, there is no texture, and in general there is no detail. Some of those things on their own can be argued as an artistic choice. Together its low quality.
>>82091650you're really gonna diss my boi op like that
auto-paizuri editionlast week:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81976331
remember when this place used to goon to revie
>>82093899this isn’t /exeg/
>>82093899Unfortunately yes
Amazon Position editionA thread to discuss worshiping women as the superior sex and giving them the royal treatment they deserve (only biological women allowed).>TQHow would you like your domme to inflict pleasurable physical pain upon you?
We love being cucked by our dommes.
t.me/BLMWLD
>>82095221Stay in your NTR general, Timmy
> How would you like your domme to inflict pleasurable physical pain upon you?In wrestling so I can fight back
who is this btw
>>82074876Much as I like Rarity.To me, Pinkie or Fluttershy have the most appeal as a trans pone
>>82080276grim.>>82080243what everyone else said. not a tranny either but apparently there's testosterone cream you can ask your endo for/just fapping with it will keep your size.that said you won't really get like, a permanent microdick. i think people call it "penile atrophy" but your cock isn't a muscle it's just a sponge. once it's full grown after puberty it doesn't get bigger or smaller, it just is.
>>82094862God tier tummy
Milkers Edition General rules:• No one reads or cares about this shit anyway.• Don't be a dick to others; mind your own business, and don't cause tension over requests/art you don't like.• Provide descriptions, links, and image references in a single post as much as possible.• Don't spam or bump your requests.• Check the dropbox or booru to see if your request was done.• AI deliveries are NOT allowed• Ignore shitposters and attention whores at all times. Just report and move on.• When making a new thread, please refrain from adding unnecessary rules to the OP. That's dumb.Artists feel free to share art, WIP's, or ask for anything you want, even if they aren't related to requests!Gallery Archives:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>81937873Requesting that Kiff Chatterley be fucked by her wolf boss.
>>81937873Requesting polt pregnant and wearing black silk robes or something similar like in the ref on the right, opened up to show off her overdue pregnancy. (Her belly size should be like how it is in the ref please)
>>81937873Requesting an inverse of this with minus8 Ninji butt bombing Peachhttps://files.catbox.moe/q1v3n2.png
>>81937873Requesting this picture on the left redone, changing the horse for a deerfox (basically it will just be all white including the balls and sheath with a pink knotted cock) and the MHA character changed for Johanna, both in the left. No need to draw her intestines. If it wouldn't be too greedy I would love a variant version with a round belly filled with cum for Johanna too, but if it's too much extra work to ask I understand.
>>81937873It's completely optional: >>82083056
edizione birthweekPT v1.1.28 https://datanodes.to/u4rv6cgzzsvs/Pizza-Tower-AnkerGames.rarBYOC v2.0 https://allfearthesentinel.com/zandronum/download.php?file=byocv2.0.pk3Antonblast v1.2.4e3 https://anonpaste.io/s/669654>Old Buildshttps://mega.nz/folder/W9ZxEAxJ#T0yji1Y-VTeJlpXeu9vbsg>DecompsDemo 1 Engine https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ThGUiwttZ63h11UpfrdP8B7KaoqnnjVg/viewGMS 2022 https://drive.google.com/file/d/1CW_LN07NEd3ISn8DDNwEEKjso8-0e7g7/viewGMS 2023 https://mega.nz/file/bFhQ0LLa#ga3tVIL1c07uXWmzZD9QbWYFsulLIirjKL_sdINmcxUXmas Break https://drive.google.com/file/d/1JWaJcetWX8Wp_zS_khrkBjTNZXMgGMzI/viewSeptember 2021 https://archive.org/details/september-build-decompComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Every day is Meltyman day to me.
The Antonblast cardboard cut-outs live at Fangamer HQ now
>>82084066Pretending for a moment that PT has some level of foundation, what is Doise's relation to Noise? Ecstatic fanboy, relative, figment of his imagination like proto-Fepp was to Peppino?
the BYOC devs should add the option to put hats and extras on a pet
https://bsky.app/profile/sappythealt.bsky.social/post/3mi3kfwfdhs2t
