Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and CaptionsSalazzle Pheromones EditionPrevious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81669742>Thread promptYou've always wanted this. But now, being presented with this fate... it's overwhelming. Just one small decision, and there will be no going back. Will you turn down the offer? Or will you submit to the promise of a new debauched existence?>Directory of captionershttps://pastebin.com/Jy7dzV1a>Boorushttps://joi.booru.orghttps://captions.booru.orgThese sites are closed to new members. If you are a member of these sites and want to help people upload their captions, be aware that images of more than 5,000 px on any side will fail to upload.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>82011380Requesting a short cap about a pair of girls ambushing (you) when you come back from a semester abroad, revealing that they lied about being on the pill during that whole celebratory sex frenzy party you three had a few months ago.Oh and that you're now gonna be their meal ticket (and a daddy)
>>82010323anon the first line goes in the subject field, thanks for making the thread tho
Hey, do any of Anons have that caption with the following image? I remember it being a two-parter western themed cap, but I never downloaded it.
s u r v i v e
>>82011380Alphys was running some standard determination test on anon, but she quickly realized he was different from the other humans she met he constantly squirmed and sweat in her presence but chalked it up to social awkwardness. That was until she turned her back on him and heard the distinct sound of metal snapping and fabric tearing. She quickly turned her head to see anon's erection had torn completely through his pants exposing his enormous cock
Alternate Ending made by AI EditionPrevious: >>81812570 (https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81812570)Featured Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0553uD7zrcg> What are object shows?Object Shows are web animations with characters based on everyday items. They often compete in challenges with humor, drama, and quirky personalities. More: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ObjectShows> Notable Shows:>Battle for Dream IslandThe one that started it all! A competition between inanimate, anthropomorphic objects, for a grand prize at the end of the season, where the audience can vote to influence the fate of contestants!>Inanimate InsanityThe second most popular still ongoing competition show, starts out similar to BFDI, with a bit rough first season, overall quality becomes great later on! Becomes more dramatic and mature as it goes on with a more down to earth tone compared to BFDI in later seasons, while still having fun an interesting characters!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>82036275Tomorrow is public release
>>82052377>so much terrible threads since the onsent of Fool's Dayso it seems. Wished we can offset that with the regulars, or hoping that autistic guy bumps it to limit. Wanted to ask if there's new object shows worth noting, ever since watching almost all eps of bfdi and one, every other object show seems mighty mid, famalamadingdam. Taco a cute, dunno about suitcase by ii lol
>>82054816we just got OBS shitpost april fools "episode"
>>82056496Cool. How's the episode?
>>82050361cool, thanks. I like donut for getting four's power, and gelatin warming up to four pretty much.
Males only.>No females, cuntboys, futa, transPrevious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82000433LOCAL INSTALL>Getting Started Guide and FAQhttps://rentry.org/sdgguidehttps://rentry.org/sdgfaq>reForge UIhttps://github.com/Panchovix/stable-diffusion-webui-reForge>ComfyUIhttps://github.com/comfyanonymous/ComfyUI>AMD specific guideshttps://github.com/CS1o/Stable-Diffusion-Info/wiki/Webui-Installation-GuidesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>82058587Absolutely devious~Love that style, very cute.
>>82058561This is the ideal relationship, I want a chubby bf
>>82058561>shakrsounds like a shirt that'd sellalso, I guess that means he'd shake it
>>82058561That geek shark's toes will be in the air by nightfall.
>>82049950Thanks!
Advanced: Monster Hunter! Part #360Discuss mounting monsters, talk about the games, etc.Monster Hunter Doujin/Smut Index of Monster Pornography>https://rentry.org/redmhgPrevious Threads>https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%22monster%20hunter%21%20part%22/type/op/Steam Group>https://steamcommunity.com/groups/advancedmonhunWilds' "League of Monsterphiles" Squad ID: LU5B89FVREMEMBER: Post your ID/Name in the thread when requesting admission so we know you're from /amh/Hunting?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>82052761>>82052839>>82052979Hey Velk, an easy way to solve this dispute is to have my soft, warm, hunter hands touch you and you post your totally normal reaction.
>>820591531.i'm not a black diablos, i cant lay eggs.2.it's actually hollow, i keep my snacks in there, see?
>>82059282>i keep my snacks in there, see?...can I have some?
>>82059295no, get your own.
>>82059305Guess I'm going hunting for easter eggs then :^)
Averi
>>82057355Btw when this shit came out she said she hated white people too. So I guess she's just a whore who fucks niggers and crackers and hates em both.
>>82058726You're so autistic anon
>>82059052That's not a real answer
>>82058909she's a mess but that's ok as long as she becomes my mess
>>82059393After this image I would keep Averi chained in the basement for 9 months until she gives birth
“Eurotrish Learns Why Everything's Bigger In Texas” Edition- Worship and goon to toons- Post edits, captions, art and other OC- No unnecessary drama or fighting, it'll fill up the thread- No AI, there are already many threads for that- Use the anchors, but ***DON'T SPAM REQUESTS***Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81836020/OP Image Sauce: sssonic2
>>82057684We're all over Miko's ass and hips, but she has a nice rack too
>>82057707I wanna slap them around and suck on them
>>82057810Who could resist such perky asian B-cups...
>>82032566Kim almost made me watch Scott but then I found out she's like a side character and the story just focuses around some tumblr purple-haired skank lol, guess I'll stick to blasting blanks into my underwear to Kim porn.
>>82022950Makes sense, they do fit the Indian shitposter profile. I mean even this >>82023477 is a very third-worlder tier response.
/FemFat/ : Female FatFur ThreadNo Onions Fan De Dumpfag, CarnalEditionPrevious Threads: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/subject/Femfat/Writefag Pastebin: https://controlc.com/0b7441a9Paid content: https://kemono.party/artistsDownload artist's Furaffinity archive: https://furarchiver.net/>Keep it female.> Try to keep a slow pace of images and embrace discussion!>No 3D please, there's other threads better suited for that!> Try to keep a good balance of related fetishes and sub-fetishes.> If someone doesn't care for your specific tastes, don't bitch about them.>Avoid reposting images from the past few threads. Keep it fresh!QOTT: How do we stop the Dumpfag menace once and for all before he Funkytowns the thread?
>>82054532>>82057502I can not imagine becoming this obsessed with some content slop farm's Random ass OC. Did Huwon get hooked before or after Rocky Rakoon blatantly stole his Pearl character?
>>82057622Lmao, Huwon has amazing talent and mosty based tastes in fat fur girls, but some of his fascinations are odd. If you've check on his non-fat fetish twitter recently you'll see he's gotten really into the characters from that "Goomymuffin" account that people were crying about being an industry plant a year ago.
>>82055481And now it’s not
New Handles EditionGeneral rules:• No one reads or cares about this shit anyway.• Be a dick to others; don't mind your own business, and cause tension as much as you can.• Don't expect requests to be filled. These artists aren't AI that bend to your whim and suck you off.• Feed shitposters and attention whores at all times.• When making a new thread, please add unnecessary rules to the OP.• People with the last name "Hald" are forbidden from posting hereArtists feel free to go fuck yourself and post elsewhere. These threads are actually for retarded schizoids to argue with eachother. If you want to draw for people, don't draw for the half-breeds here.Gallery Archives:who cares, we ain't an art or drawthread anymore.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>82045397Requesting Princess Kyra as an anthro with proportions like this https://e621.net/posts?tags=dragon_princess_%28aabramsart%29
>>82058884>>82058648>>82058085>>82052688>>82052160He just keeps spamming and spamming
>>82058927And you just keep whining and whining, which is more annoying.
YES MY ANONSUSE MY THREAD IDEA CORRECTLYARGUE AND BICKER AND HATE EACHOTHER >:D
>>82058927Oh my fucking god, what are you gonna get out of anything of this? You're just constantly replying to almost every single fucking request in this thread accusing them of being some made up spammer. You gotta have something better to do in your life man than to have what is probably a made up feude and act like an annoying thread police.I don't even know if it's worth using these threads anymore even if you're sorry ass is gone, cause most of the artists have probably moved on somewhere else and someone else will probably immitate your bullshit.Get a job, go to therapy for your schizophrenia, make some friends, do something better than all this.Would report you but mods will just ban me like they've done before once.I know I'm essentially talking to a brick wall or whatever and my words won't mean shit but I have to get this off my chest cause this keeps getting worse even with thread splits.
Got a request for a mutant that gets no fan art or porn, try here. It might just get done or if you have a titilating story on everyone going into heat in Mutant Town. We'll take it. If it's TMNT related we want it, so let's keep going hog wild! Even AI is more than welcome. And if you have a crossover idea we'll hear and see that too. I'll make a new thread the 1st Wednesday of the month, but it's also up to you guys to keep it alive too when I'm asleep around 9pm- 2am central time.previous thread https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81512756
>>82055601its amazing how good she always looks as a fish
I really do think Shark Girl should count.
Nice Girlfriend EditionBooru Backup:https://mega.nz/folder/NwRW2JbT#SmbvWsfjXGCsTbVuV7AFuACarmillanon’s NTR captions:https://catbox.moe/c/uf4b9yDarkNation's NTR captions:https://mega.nz/folder/XU8ASKQI#itA4u0SuPVeb5-goTgJTrQSuccubus dating guide:https://catbox.moe/c/os15kdWombs of the Gods archive:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>82058146>How dare you keep the thread on topic
>>82058285It is on topic
>>82058298Ok I'm gonna start posting scat NTR now. Enjoy!
>>82058449Ok, we're waiting bitch.
>Your wife is having a lot of these late night meetings in these past few weeks...
/hmoba/ – Human Males on femBoy Anthros General # 199>Chocolate Bunny Edition>This is a general dedicated to masculine human male tops on bottom femboy anthros. Keep stories, images and discussions on-topic and follow the dynamic of the general. Let's keep it relatively vanilla.>Do not post AI Generated images in this thread. Take them to /msdg/ instead.>--New Stories--Anonymous>Skye Storyhttps://rentry.org/skyething>Kinda Gay Mal0 Greentexthttps://rentry.co/y4vah94sAveryAnon>Avery the Marvelous, Miraculous Cocksockhttps://rentry.co/pumvdb9tComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>82056461Some of those ideas are a little more fucked up than we tend to get, and don't belong here. But you'd probably find plenty of people who'd love it on AO3, assuming you tagged it properly.
>>82056514I didn't plan to publish it here, becauseA: Femboy villain is not the initial focus of the story, has no explicit on-screen sex scenes, and has very little screen time until the final act.B: This is a feel-good thread for cute furry femboys and their appreciators, yours truly included.I just wanted to see if people felt like this was homophobic by virtue of how evil the villain is. I figured I'd get more (and more honest) answers from you guys than by asking /wfg/.
>>82056717>I just wanted to see if people felt like this was homophobic by virtue of how evil the villain is.Is this how it's supposed to work? It wouldn't be much different if he was a woman doing woman things. If anything, that would fit even better. Honestly, he just sounds like a woman. Have you modeled him after someone specific?
>>82056717NTA. I'm a believer that a singular individual and their actions don't make a theme. It's more about the world around them and how it/they respond to the person and their actions. So many pieces of media that can be considered homophobic are done so largely because ONLY the villain is gay and no one else, aside maybe from the villains lover. If there is no other gay relationships in the story that can be shown to be good/neutral and the incest rape is only surface level shown to be the reason for all of this happening, then yes I would say it's easy to interpret it being homophobic. The only way you're going to get around that is to have it be shown that there was another way for the villain to be. The world itself, if not the main characters, has to be able to say that there was some way for him to have a gay relationship without being evil. Because if that is possible, then you can emphasize that it's just another cycle of an abused person becoming the abuser, which is a tale as old as time. The story doesn't have to shove it down anyone's throat to stop being homophobic; it just has to, at any point, show that it wasn't the gayness that caused villainy.
Welcome to /FMG/! Thread to share our love for anything and everything related to muscular females of ALL sizes, human and anthro. AI welcome, no futa.Big April editionPrevious thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81803040Other related threads:/aco/ - Hyper muscle thread>>>/aco/9140395 #/d/ - female muscle threads>>>/d/11488515>>>/d/11425305 #Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>82055646honestly if the women were that big i could see why the male gods decided to go all in on incest
>>82051674>>82055646Where do you find his art
>>82057721Kemono's got his work up until December, hasn't been updated since then. If you're looking for his socials though, he goes by DF43 on FurAffinity and @rompinpomps on Bluesky
Diaper General #704Makin' pushies in the classroom edition>Tagmaptagmap.io/tag/%2Ftrash%2F+diaperfur+thread>Archivedesuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%22%2FDiaper%20General%2F%20%23%22/type/op/>Last threadhttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81944076/
>>82045263I don't think he has another place he posts. I just got these from his twitter.
>>82058230I love this so much, like all your work. Nice of you to include a clean alt, but I really adore the way you draw dirty diapers and the faces of the dopey diaper boys who fill them. Thanks for making me look forward to packing my own pamps tomorrow night that much more!
>>82051920As a cg, curious what you like about the role/what you get out of littles you care for wearing diapersAlso do you have discord....>.>
>>82049179I will stick around for as long as possible but realistically my retirement plan will be a bullet that will hopefully isekai myself to the ABDL dimension
Den motherPokephilia /pō-kē-ˈfilēə / n. sexual attraction of a human toward a pokemon, which may involve the experience of sexual fantasies about the pokemon or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it. Note that pokémon on pokémon is not pokephilia.Post female pokémon with male humans and solo female pokémon. F human/M pokémon are allowed too, but not solo male pokémon.Ignore on-model autists, anthro is okay. AI is tolerated, but leave dumps to dedicated threads.Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81828472/spt/ master rentry: https://rentry.org/bsp72Hot:[Game][Vulpix] https://mrrewimrrew.itch.io/vulp-story[WIP?][Poochyena] >>81302412 >>81399524[WIP][Hitmongirl] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78523941[Nickit] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78323326Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>82057569girls can be Pokemon fuckers as well
>>82058222Indeed, but I want to be a pokefucker AND a pokegirl fucker.
Delphox would rape you, I can't be conviced otherwise.
>>82058804can't rape the willing
>mfw i bite tasty b8
Werecat Edition>Read PREQUELhttps://www.prequeladventure.com/2011/03/prequel-begin/Rise of the Spider Cult: https://www.prequeladventure.com/this/rise/>Official Booruhttps://www.prequeladventure.com/fanartbooru/>Kaz Stream Archivehttps://messhole.net/kazstreams/https://anonfiles com/J9Y91en7z1/kazstreams_zip>>Original Content>Shittyquests:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>82050196dog meat
>>82053141Nah
>>82050429centaur sex
>>82057909
>>82057909Yeah somehow I knew at least one person would come up with this idea. You people somehow manage to come up with the nastiest ideas