Experimental combo thread for lewds featuring ponies or horses, as long as they stand on 4 hooves. It's funny how the epitome of human sexuality is in fact a horse. As we all know, men hunger for mare pussy and women drool for stallion cock - even outside of horny places like this, horsecock is the punchline of jokes worldwide as the greatest possible dick to take. And among those who know, mare pussy has the same reputation.
will never, ever understand why people use horse's ass as an insult
being the stallion in these kinds of situations, not really knowing what's going on, just that these awesome humans want me to fuck them
>>82963783crazy how true this is. haven't even looked at human pussy in months, but I only last a couple minutes at most for mares.
>>82966976you and I aren't the only ones!
this mare carries human sized condoms
anyone remember any dedicated horse art sites?
>>82981529I don't know any for art, alas, unless you count the pony boorus. I'd definitely be interested if any exist, though.
There’s no fighting against a horny horse.If she’s determined to have your dick inside her, you will wind up with your dick in a horse.
>>82983673god, why the fuck can't this happen to me?"shit, okay look guys, i'm not fighting a goddamn horse, I have no choice except to fuck this mare"
>>82983695hip-breaking sex whole horse body weight forcing you against the wall
>>82983758I can only hope she's smart enough to realise she doesn't need to use force, just her musky holes, before I break anything. Worth it if not, though.
>>82983812she'll figure it out eventually
>i didnt start a new clop thread again after the last>some fag stapled his shit to the op and didnt link the last threadlol okay
>>82985580It's not the same type of thread, unless you're happy for the normal clop thread to have horsey horses? I want both in one thread so I made it myself. There are already lots of /clop/ offshoots. if people like it maybe we could come up with another name for it, like /qlop/ or something.
I feel like the fine cultured gentlemen appreciating this thread would get some enjoyment out of the YouTube channel Laszlohorses. Check it out when you get a chance.
>>82986167you have your dogshit feral fridays, clop should stay technicolor pure.
>>82988782>dogthat's the whole thing I'm trying to avoid!but genuinely if you want technicolor purity just make the real clop thread, I don't have a problem with that at all, we can coexist kek
>>82988782based
>>82986167i just thought it was funnymaybe just wait for your feral friday instead of trying to lump things together next time bud>if people like it maybe we could come up with another name for it, like /qlop/ or something.one normal clop thread is more than enoughbreaking up the posters like that is not needed
fuck yeah mercurial is awesome. His style is in such a weird place right now though, like an awkward middle zone where it would be better if he went wither more cute or more realistic. Top class horse pussies though. many such cases.
>>83005265the poni pussi he draws is nice, even if its a little more horsey
>>83005265>>83005367I'm not a fan of people who go especially off-model, particularly with MLP as I find their original designs the most attractive, but I must admit, these aren't terrible to look at, particularly the Luna one
>>83001021>Pinkie in heatCan you imagine how loud she would be when you put it in? You'd probably also need to hold her steady so she doesn't get so hyper you slip out.
>>83005620off-model to a reasonable extent isn't a problem except with their heads/faces (which account for at least like 60% of the cute factor). That's where mercurial and also arareroll+clopician all fall flat. They don't really follow any aesthetic rules when they try to hybridize pony+horse heads and it ends up looking uncannily worse than both. The reason that luna looks good is because she doesn't have the hybrid head, just a horse with slightly bigger eyes. It's mercurial's much older style before he started doing this hybridization thing. >>83005647I never thought about this actually, she would be completely unmanageable. Pinkie in heat would probably result in property damage, you'd have to take her out into the wilderness just to be safe (and modest).
>>83006257For me I just like the expressive faces and pretty, cute looks. I like that the fandom mostly agrees the ponies are 3-4 feet tall as well, sounds like a perfect size for them.However, horses are not ugly creatures, and if one gained sentience, they'd probably be a fine partner. I heard third hand from a random comment online that horses can tighten up much more than human women, and therefore can enjoy almost any size of genitals. I hope the same extends to ponies.
>>83006257>she would be completely unmanageableYou'd need to set up a very sturdy breeding rack and bolt her legs down to keep her from accidentally kicking you or vibrating with excitement so hard that you slip out. Once shes properly restrained for both her and your safety, you can help her scratch that infernal itch. I can only imagine the absolutely foul and dirty talk she would make with BHC balls deep inside her.Makes me wonder what the other 5 would be like in heat...Twilight trying to academically repress the urges or think it away I imagine would be especially cute.
>>82983673Is that so? How'd she get your pants off then, hm?
>>83006618I just think she'd be an absolute undignified mess, the slightest stimulation would have her squatting and losing control over her bladder, completely unable to form words. In that state she'd be really fun to tease but that's when the property damage starts and the rack becomes necessary.>>83006562Have a first hand source instead! https://u.pone.rs/doqlqyvh.txt>The mare also has several wondrous improvements over her human counterpart. The first of these is the wink, described earlier. Not only is this used to attract a mate, it also occurs during mating which can be extremely exciting to a human partner. In some larger mares the clitoris will actually lift under a man's testicles. The mare also has the ultimate trick of contracting her whole vagina almost to the labial lips in a tight, convulsive grip of her mate's penis. This will normally be accompanied by a grunt each time the contraction occurs. These enhancements to the standard human repertoire make mares incredible sexual partners and lovers.>>83006639The answer is always magic. The question is whether that means unicorn telekinesis or just plain 'enchantment'. I know for my part it wouldn't be very difficult for any kind of mare to make me her thrall.
>>83006846>I just think she'd be an absolute undignified mess>https://u.pone.rs/doqlqyvh.txtOh to be a human misplaced in Equestria, being a heat-partner for the Mane 6 whenever that time of year rolls around. Friendship would indeed be magic...>The answer is always magic.True, I'd be totally helpless if practically any pony asked me for a fuck. Damn it, why can't Equestria be real...
i fucking love poni pussy so muchwas too hot right now to edge for too long though
>>83007732mmf, love to hear itwhen I'm really horny for mares I'm always so torn, it feels like such a waste to just cum for my own pleasure without honoring them somehow... they deserve so much more than just I can give. So I end up making a post here or there to help other anons remember that mares deserve every drop of lust we have to offer them. Someday I'll be able to let a lucky mare feel every minute of this pent up adoration I've been storing and dribbling into my pants...
>>83008268i dont have the personal restraint or discipline to go for more than two hours at a timeeven then i rarely finish a day without spilling at least once
wonder how long these paywalled pics i got would last on a booru if i uploaded em
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>>83019833
i love poni pussi
>>83009518neither can I, it's just that every time I do it's not really satisfying. The pent up part is more like a spiritual need that can't be satisfied by anything other than truly pleasuring a mare, cumming is just a bodily function that happens with too much stimulation. Yeah I offer my cum to mares but it's impotent compared to the offering of my adoration.
>>83026676not that deep for me, i would hold my load and edge forever for poni pussy every if i was able lel
exactly. The spirit is strong but the flesh is turgid and leaky.
>>83031583>leaky
>>82963783 /equine/ + /clop/these should really be 2 seperate threads>but they dont get enough bumps to survive!(you) have the power to change that
>>83045797my thoughts exactlyif i wanted to see random horses i would go to the dogfucker thread
Is calists still down? no replacement yet?
>>83048489there was this cool chat posted in the last clop threadhttps://smp11.simplex.im/g#HPjsjCzPnZZvtmK32s6-h3AyYqJIXHGdsjYwlE6xyGkas for callista I saw a screencap of a friend of the the owner saying he was drafted and died in the russian/ukranian military. It won't be coming back but I guess there's a chance somebody backed it up and will re-host eventually.
>>83016372you'd get raped up the ass immediately
>>83051723assumed as much
>>83049829There's full dump torrent somewhere so there should be plenty of backups>>83016372long time if it'll be on twibooru
>>83054798twi is the only one i use anywaythough doing all the tags sounds like a bunch of work and im a lazy fuck