haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83034706habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/
thank you pobby
me
replacing alcohol with coffee didnt fix me, so maybe drinking alcohol _and_ coffee will
RAGE IN THE CAGE
hey all, 32 year old poss hereim gonna be 33 year old poss next week
would you take this possum's ice cream?
good morning possumbs
>>83050319thats the year i officially lost all hope
i'm not possum B..
hey smiling strangeyou're looking happily deranged
so um... this is me....
>>83050502oh my god.. so ugly
>>83050502UGLY
think i might drop $30 on some custom clothing labels
>>83050749why
>>83050758gonna make some paws
>>83050502you look like youre really good at swimming...
>>83050796do you have a suit
>>83050502vomitted a little
>>83050826the 1st looks like an evil recolor of the 2nd and the rest dont even look like possums
>>83050832noe but i will eventually™
>>83050850you cant just call anything darker than usual an evil recolor...
>>83050857what will you do with the paws
>>83050887he looks evil and the other looks pure though
>>83050905hes just not very pobbogenic dont be mean!!!
>>83050933are you sure
>>83050970goth possums...
>>83051010we hate them
>no one will ever destroy you with his knotwhy live
>>83050888probably bap people and stuff
>>83051047youre entitled to your own opinion even if its completely WRONG
>>83051103it's completely truepossum racism is okay!!
>>83050279true. alcohol and coffee mixed together is the superior drink
your son calls me son too
>>83051120*blocks your finger*
>>83051199
>>83050344*throws it on the ground*
>>83051199their digits would look identical to human fingers if they had shorter nails
i just wanna be small so i can get folded up and fucked like a toy
>>83051317ok
>>83051317top behavior
need a pd (poss daddy)
>>83051317bingus...
*fucks you up*
>>83051473ewww
rizzmaxxing white boi sheesh
>>83051537why is she so white
think im just going to watch and read a bunch of old media now that all my hobbies are dead thanks to ai
>>83051806that's what ive been doing for the past two decades
Rizzmaximus McRapebert III
eh at least my phone isnt trying to kill me anymore
it's bad but i love opening a youtube video by a transwoman and finding she hasn't voice trained at all. bonus points if she doesn't have a fagcent.(it's because i haven't voice trained and don't have a fagcent, it makes me feel less insecure)
>>83052479 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zk6BQFgPSI
>>83052506that trans flag mountain poster is very nice :)
went to a cafe called loona's and yes it was doggy themed and i got an eggy sandwich cause the pizza oven wasnt working and i couldnt get the pizza i wanted initially and it was really greasy and yummy and delicious but it was also $15 + $5 (tax plus tip) for like a single burger sized burger even though it was yummyreally not sure how to feel about this experience cause on the one hand it was really tasty but on the other hand i kinda got robbed so6/10. maybe an 8 if i wasnt poor
>>83052733um.. ok
>>83052911
>>83052965
i tried watching the amazing digital circus and its literally a kids show how do so many adults watch this and say it's for adults wtf
>>83053118yeah i only got 5 mins into the first episode before deciding to just turn it off and put on The Lighthouse starring Robert Pattinson instead
>>83053023>that bloodyeowch. probably bit his tongue while seizing. i don't envy people who have those
>>83053023vaccine status?
pbf with a hairy ass
>>83053489hi
>>83053524wheres the scat
>>83053563why do you want to know
>>83052506(s)he looks like (s)he should start playing osrs
pbf with gas
>>83053580because i know who you are
The Robot Transphobia of Futurama: • The Robot Transphobia of Futurama The Transphobia of Family Guy: • The Transphobia of Family Guy The Trans Failure of The Simpsons: • The Trans Failure of The Simpsons How Futurama Accidentally Predicted The Future of Transphobia: wjat the fuck lmao
poss one minute into pizzer and chill
>>83053023having a seizure must the one of the most emasculating things that can happen to a man. its more gay than getting fucked in the ass
>>83053621what
holy shit
>>83052506>>83053645>>83053670>>83045296
even though it's long gone i miss my times in /co/ watching the new adventure time or steven universe or talking about webcomics or draw threads
>>83053914>all those storytimes and their memes lost like tears in the rain
lol possunc hours
i dont miss being constantly tortured my whole life
>>83053977poss unc wyldin
>>83053656um is kylie a boys name
prometheus niggas be like: >>83053986
https://x.com/Trixinite20/status/2059315660560228603doing this to motivate all possums in the thread
>>83053998fake fantastic mr fox fan detected
>>83053914why? those shows sucked then and they suck now
>>83054039what's up with the comments
>>83054454i dont know
i think sitting in the sun would fix mebut nobody can be around to observe me
>>83054776sitting in the sun can fix anyone because that's what it's meant to do
>>83054842going outside is scary though
can't meet scuts if you don't go outside
>>83054776yeah so basically i look like this
transhit should be banned from YouTube desu
scuts out broski
>>83054892i've seen a scut break down a door
>>83054966this yeens breaking his legs just so he can show off the paws
>>83054776this is the second most insufferable guy next to unironic neet incel shitposter
>>83055139who
>>83055003no you haven't you little liar
heterosexual female poss
>>83054776this looks like utah but its not brighton or solitude or alta or snowbird or park city so its probably somewhere in colorado
>>83055003if the boy on top was slightly less brown hed look kinda like me
should i grind up this biba and smoke it?
>>83055270no that harms them
>>83055305are you sure
>>83055262placeposs knows ALL the places
>>83055324yeah grinding someone up kills them. i learned that in culinary school
i like watching tasting history and max miller is a dilf
all i wanna doois love youis love you
i only woss to furry dilfs
>>83055268wow zary i really like your gay piercings and horns
for lunch i had popeyes chicken tenders (3 pieces for 6 dollars) (they put way more than 3 pieces in the box) (it was spicy)
>>83055375thanks i sold them to afford my crippling broggle addiction
>>83055356technically yeah but being so clean cut and being a disney adult kind of waters down the appeal of a dilf i think
>>83055356he’s gaymarried you gayhomewrecker
>>83055399erm that's commieflower...(banned in the west)
>>83055356you have some real basic bitch vibes
>>83055465i got scammed..........................
i ate a couple of beef patties with shredded cheddar on top and a coffee and cig
>>83055476zaries fold so easily to phallic shaped objects...
>>83055567you wish chud
IQ test: try to understand this image
>>83055465how do you drink soda with a beak
>>83055567thats most posses i think
>>83055622he's 6 for 6 on making fox cum with his mouthsoda is light work
>>83055598schizo personality fracturing?
i need a haircut but i dont know what i should ask for... i dont wanna ask for him to just cut it short again but i have no idea what looks good (and maybe would attract a bf)
>>83055875either grow it out or shave it off. barbers are scammers and they always fuck my shit up. havent gotten a my hair cut by one in three years
>>83055875just say you like the styling you have now and just want a trim and layering
>>83055932thats why youre single
>>83055970yeah im very possy like that
>>83055932i still need to style it a bit and have no idea what to ask for>>83055956it looks like a mess right now... thats why im thinking of changing it
>>83055994we all have pbfs, get out, incel
>>83056007go to a gay salon and tell them you're a little small gay and don't know how to style your hair
>>83056020>im an incel because i dont go to a barber
I had sex with a transgirl age regressor and im feeling weird about it
>>83056052is he wrong?
>>83056052>shave it all off or let it grow outonly incels deal in absolutes
>>83056043ummm i dont know any of those here and im not nearly cute or confident enough to say that without it being super cringe and embarrassing for everybody involved
>>83056063i think i'd only feel weird if she acted like that outside of sex. i can't do the lifestyle thing
posscels are welcome here
>>83056087being a tranny is a lifestyle
>>83056084okay just be bald or have shitty hair ig
>>83056066>>83056071not even 300 posts in and youre already trying to derail the thread to talk about incels
>>83056114nah there's not any actual meaningful rules or guidelines to being trans.
>>83056130incels like you belong in a mass grave
>>83056111im a wosscel, is that okay?
>>83056115sorry... ill just look for ideas on pinterest
>>83056187how is that going to help if you can't talk to the person who's going to cut your hair about the reason you're paying them to do that?
>>83056159see>>83056152
>>83056222um, im a wosscel
i need some booze
>>83056204um just show them the pic and ask him if he knows how to do it?
>>83056130dont be mad about your shitty haircut
too many incels in my gay furry 4chan threadneed to thin the herd
>>83056271yeah we need to focus more on trannys for you to be happy right
>>83056311just dance, gonna be okay
i think i overate again today but i didnt do it on anything THAT bad at least, no alcohols or ice creams
>>83056251this, but a monster energy
>>83056271you're right (by fucking them)
>>83056376ew, no
>>83056374i already have one of those
just ask if the salon does consultations
>>83056374ugly, aggressive, black, unpossumlike
>>83056393don't act like it's beneath you. think of how insecure and eager they'll be to please you given you're the only person to ever give them an ounce of affection.
just don't walk into a saloon by accident or you'll get a closer shave than you'll like, we cowboys don't cotton to pansies
>>83056374he really reallllly wants a "banana" as usual
>>83056376umm arent you supposed to let incels fuck you
>>83056425SHUT UP CHUD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>83056087She was really sweet and im not an incest guy but she activated something in me I think
>>83056465i'm a top so i'm only taking bottom 'cel virginities
>>83056477you shut upbitch
>>83056579BITCH
>>83056578>bottom 'celthis doesn't existany "bottom" is already gonna be a slut with a bodycount
>>83056593*transforms you into this*
i made you some tea!
how are you going to spend this years halloween?
helping someone I know move apartments today because i said i would months agofriend asks what im doing today and i say im moving stuff, friend gets angry because they got in a fight with said person who is moving and wont talk to them and is angry im not ghosting them toowhy do people even bother having friends
>>83056655i dont celebrate holidays
>>83056671why not?
>>83056667im glad im a friendless incel and dont have to deal with pretty drama>>83056671this is why youre single and an incel
>>83056667for the chance you can fuck them. that's why i keep people around at least
>>83056667canada or nyc
>>83056066>you're a ___ if you dont spend money on pointless shitof course he is are you dumb?
>>83056688i dont see a reason to. i dont have any friends to celebrate anything with >>83056691i had a lot of gay sex if that counts
>>83056718>you're a ___ if you dont spend money on pointless shitOOH ooh i know this one i know this one!!!*ahem*>>you're a NIGGER if you dont spend money on pointless shit:D
>>83056691it really is so tiresome it just doesnt seem worth it>ask what he'd want me to do in this situation >"i mean idk maybe stop talking to them or just say you wont help them like i did">i haven't gotten into an argument with said person, they did >>83056702maybe i really should stop making friends...
>>83056742takes one to know one
>>83056751he is so EARS
>>83056751he's gonna fly away...
>>83056751LOOK
>>83056770you already said that beforefind new material>inb4 you already posted that image before, find new materialrules for thee and not for me, obviously
>>83056816ᵈᵒn'ᵗ ᵗᵃˡᵏ ᵗᵒᵒ ˡᵒᵘᵈ ʸᵒᵘ'ˡˡ ᵏᶦˡˡ ʰᶦᵐ
>>83056819that is literally not me also lol hiding the hour what are you hiding
>>83056819i think i made that post actually
>>83056836BIGEAREDFREAERF
>>83056847i dont wanna get doxed because i leaked my timezone, obviously
>>83056877doesn't that mean you live in a non common timezone or a timezone a known nameposs lives in?
>>83056718show us your down syndrome haircut now
>>83056717upper midwest
>>83056905im not going to tell you, obviously
>order door dash taco bell>no drivers >i have to drive to taco bell myself and pick it up>im the only one who ordered anything????
>>83056906ask your dad to teach you how to cut your own hair
>>83056933what do i win
>>83057161NOW'S OUR CHANCE!!!GET HIM!!!
"you cant rape what you cant see" *covers my eyes*
timezone posses... its over
timezone poss getting raped tonite
everybody has a timezone i dont see whats so special about it
that's because every poss is getting raped tonightexcept.....yep, south pole research station poss
>>83057405dangerously cute opossum
