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I hope everynonny has a nice day!

>>83059067
UENO

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/dft/ secret society now!

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Do you know your favie's...
>secret kinks/fetishes?
>first name?
>last name?
>irl face?
>irl body?
>address?
>phone number?
>job/school (if applicable)?
You should!

Riding Sour's Gock

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>>83059097
I only know their public IP address

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Oh shit bro! Your vagina is.. ugh.. so tight. The tip of my penis.. oh fuck.. is having a hard time entering. Can you try to loosen up a bit, bro? D-damn you're swallowing me.. unnfhhhp

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>>83059073
Yes, I'm Ueno

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>>83059097
Of course I do

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>>83059127
I can't loosen up I'm too nervous about making sure to please you... Keep going...

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My signs been down :(
Do you see it nonners?

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secret society of raping retarded imageless schizoids until they stop ruining my favorite thread.

>>83059157
AND NIGGERS NYAAAAAAAAAA

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>>83059157
I cause more damage to the thread while not being imageless~

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Being a dumb furfag!

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Comfy nonnyfriend for this?

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>>83059169
you'll be put against the wall next, not to worry.

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>>83059157
avatarfags should rape all imageless shitposters

>>83059127
Are you up to the task?

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>>83059172
I want comfy nonnyfriend for agp

>>83059205
>avatarfags should rape all imageless shitposters
yes plaese

>>83059172
Only way to make it better is to be sharing an ona, too

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>>83059139
W-whoah, it's like you're sucking me in bro.. My erection is on fire.. hnnnng! Don't move bro, if you do.. I'll ejaculate inside of your vagina. I'm not using protection bro, I forgot to put it on.. Here, take this birth control.. yeahhh, that's it.. unnnnnghhh

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>>83059189
I'm fermenting the thread so it becomes something better, now it's stale bread

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>>83059228
So Sour is making Sourdough bread on the thread each time he posts huh? Interesting.

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>>83059222
*swallows the pill*
ugnn if you keep pumping me full of cummies it'll overpower even that but it feels so good being filled with your hot cock please dont stop!! cum in me get me pregnant with your baby!!1

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>>83059216
Go and harass the avatarfag you want then

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>>83059215
That could be arranged
>>83059219
Yes! Making a mess inside a plastic pussy would feel sooooo nice

>>83059277
I harass Sour every day!

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>>83059262
He does make the thread more stale I guess

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>>83059205
None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!

>>83059270
*cums. stands up and puts clothes on. calls an uber. blocks number*

>my favorite thread
lol

>>83059222
>83059222
Are you actually deleting or were you fucking with that anon when you said that?

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>>83059318
Hey go rape this retard >>83059305
and fix the thread ok thanks

>>83059320
some niggers are that fucked in the head

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>>83059288
>That could be arranged
But which one of us will be a slut?~

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>>83059341
me~

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>>83059325
Do you need me to restore it for something?

>>83059338
Nigga prolly got cooties

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>>83059351
We can switch every so often!

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>>83059362
>Do you need me to restore it for something?
To hang out with me baka. I know you were planning it but it doesn't mean I want you to go... Take care of yourself if you do!

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>>83059288
Cumming at the same time in plastic pussy, then when we're ready to go again, using our previous loads as lube for more onasex frotting...

>>83059153
Hnnnnggg sex with tsunades big slutty tits

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>>83059381
Just reading my mind there, nonner! After that we'll collapse on the bed and fall asleep while cuddling, covered in sweat and cum~

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>faggy agp nonnies are into onas
I thought we were supposed to be the onas...

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Moooooooo~

>>83059423
thats how you know they're fake agp

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>>83059426
I don't think this is a cow...

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>>83059410
Getting all sticky together for hours, then cuddling in bed and basking in the afterglow of faggy onasex~ I need that with you soooo badly!

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>>83059423
Why limit ourselves? Fucking and being fucked are both amazing
>>83059453
I need that too! And perhaps you could say that I need... You~

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>>83059469
You're right, anon... I need you, too~ Getting lost in you and our shared pleasure, doing everything I can to give you what you deserve <3

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>>83059487
Oh my gosh, that is so romantic <333
My tag is cutemochicake, you know what to do, darling~

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About to have a melty but I can't decide why?

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>>83059443
Hate to agree with an imageless poster...

>>83059452
Seeing you reminded me that we had a nonny considering getting into anal recently who was meaning to share about his first time here. Did I miss him? Hope he doesn't chicken out...

>>83059469
I do kinda wish it felt half as good for me...

>>83059535
Don't have a melty and just cum to Asuka

>>83059535
Sympathetic pain for me feeling so hot right now.

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Creating a twitter for my tributes feels silly but people I meet keep wanting me to make one

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>>83059540
Oh well guess I'm fake agp then thats fine by me

>>83059581
This kind of shit is why circumcisions became so popular.

>>83059593
A normal looking penis?

>>83059563
You can't just say that and not post a sample trib, anon...

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fuck you dumbass schizoniggers man I just want some place comfy to jerk off and be a dumb chud

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>>83059540
>Seeing you reminded me that we had a nonny considering getting into anal recently who was meaning to share about his first time here. Did I miss him? Hope he doesn't chicken out...
Don't tell the rest of the thread but their package came earlier today! Just give them some time to get ready~

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>>83059609
tag? I could go for a good fap

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>>83059625
funny.

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Been reading Modulo and I can't get this bitch out of my head

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I hope that any anons that recognize my nude add me back so I can beg for the rest of them back that I lost.

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>>83059609
You could be a cute chud in my DMs

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>>83059649
I wasn't joking...

>>83059676
>brown nipples

>>83059694
>in minekwaft

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>>83059616
Great to hear! Wishing him a good time~
I'm hoping to be around when he posts...

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I prefer being docile until im about to cum

>>83059746
You look cute...

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>>83059677
being cute isn't possible for the likes of me. but how kind to offer!
>>83059681
you're better off with other nonnies

What do I text a girl I like to make her remember I exist?

>>83059769
Tell them you saw their story and you support them.

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>>83059757
>being cute isn't possible for the likes of me
You know very well that lays on the eye of the beholder.

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Me and nonny using our moms together?

>>83059769
"I see you :)"

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Remember 1lunatic1icepick?

>>83059808
I wish Tsunade was your mom. I would have lots of sex with her.

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>>83059749
You might be cute with an image... without it you tongue my anus

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>>83059843
perhaps that can be arranged

I hate shitty schizos for making this thread so dead and unusable. I hate that there's no alternative to this place. I hate that women terrify me so im stuck in this dumbshit schizoid thread with you RETARDED NIGGERS KYSSSSSSSS

>>83059362
Cooties are not real stop believing the (((CDC)))

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>>83059857
Perhaps we should take this somewhere else then

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>>83059868

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>>83059694
What's wrong with them...

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>>83059729
I left him a message so he knows at least 1 person is interested! I'm sure he'll start up with a few hours.

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I don't see why anynonny might have a melty right now, the thread is doing better than usual.

>>83059932
go lewd on r34 or reddit

>>83059932
first time ive smiled all day thanks

>>83059967
NTA but r34 was ruined by the retarded youtubers making videos about dumb comments
>hot roleplay comment 1 like
>yuh horny bro xdd 500 likes

>>83060009
What the heck are you talking about? Youtubers are making videos on r34 comments?

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Time for another long night of penis tugging!

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I miss Moonie...

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>>83060054
Sure is! All that precum isn't gonna leak itself.

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getting frustrated and angry made me want to masturbate again. something is wrong with my head.

>>83060032
Yes like "worst rule34 comments", this trend happened some time ago
Pretty much an extension of funny videos comments and stuff, so now people farm likes by making horrible takes on rule34

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>>83060080
It's been 24 hours since I last made a mess, so I'm overdue for more! I'm thinking a minimum 2 hours tonight...

>>83060128
funny xvideos* comments

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>>83060126
That's a perfectly sane and healthy reaction to frustration.

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>>83060126
I feel like that but mostly after losing in videogames.

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>>83060134
That's the least you should do! Your balls must feel like dumbbells.

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>>83060157
seems it mostly ends up with me masturbating a lot though
>>83060174
same, fapping is like my default "fuck this dumb game" activity when im upset.

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>>83060178
I get antsy and they get sore when it's been too long... So that's exactly how I'm feeling now. Thankfully, fucking my hand is doing the trick already <3

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>>83060128
https://youtu.be/5HBGwpIKtkM?t=140
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQt=42
https://youtu.be/wIdVmrFTISA?t=363

Christ these all have such annoying voices. This is how I imagine you all sounding like.

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>>83060202
It could be an issue if you get frustrated too easily. What set you off?
>>83060210
Again, a healthy reaction. No anon should be deprived of sexual release for too long!

Do adult virgins really exist?

i just want a cute nonny that will bend over and spread his cheeks on cam so i can cum to his shitpipe every day....

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>>83060263
hi im about to hit 30 and if women aren't treating me as invisible they're showing active disdain that they have to be in the same room as me

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i wanna become a nonny's personal dildo who jerks on cam with my onahole...

>>83060263
my gf was a virgin when we met at 21yo

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I'm ferally horny over a webm I had saved literally years ago but lost. This is the worst feeling because I know exactly what it is but I can't find it at all

>>83060347
KILL yourself

>>83060384
Well what is it, anon? Maybe one of the resident autists can help.

>>83060336
Tag? Busy for now but need an onacam nonny (maybe to cam with?)

>>83060384
Can you remember some of the stuff in the webm anon? Like position, clothing, characters
It can be easily found through tags in rule34 or gelbooru if you do

>>83060409
poignantsub

truthfully i do love being feeded and milked by too

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>>83060403
>>83060418
It's such a hyperspecific thing (and also 3d) that I doubt it. It would be easy if it were 2d and I could find it on a booru but it was literally a clip of a tranny in Misty cosplay that got posted here once

>>83060384
Do you perhaps remember a comment you or someone else said close to it?

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ilysm op thank you

>>83060447
realbooru!

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I want to drink

>>83060072
what happened to em

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Moonie is...
Moonie is...
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>83060568
I’m at the bar have a dozen drinks with me

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>>83060521
Good taste

>>83060674
AND NIGGERS VWVVVVVVV

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Me right now, if you even care

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>>83060674
>vwv
Cute

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>>83060701
SEX WITH MIKU

>>83060692
will you please leave me be, im not bothering anyone

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>>83060656
desu gen 2 had some of the cutest and hottest gym leaders

>>83060750
Sorry I just love the meme I actually felt bad as soon as I hit the post button

>>83060792
im retarded i didnt even notice him in the back LOL

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>>83060742
Sex with anon <3

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>>83060826
I didn't expect a reply and now I'm intimidated

>>83060822
Kek

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>>83060848
Don't be shy!! I promise I don't bite... Much!

>>83060674
I miss you.

>>83060628
dead?

Drunk Sour

I've had a gf for half a year now and we still haven't done it. I occassionally get anons off to my body though.

Recently i mentioned the idea of an open relationship and she seemed ok with it so uh. Any nonnies around the east coast if it does happen?
Preferably hung.

>>83061275
makes him rapeable and cute.

>>83061283
Do you even like her? If you're not even close enough to fuck you probably want to sever.

>>83061312
I do. I'm just insecure about my dick and i guess subby. We go on dates daily since we live rly close by ans being with her is the highlight of my day. I'm just weird with sex.
Genuinely would rather watch anon do it with her.

im pretty retarded to keep trying something that gets no bites I think