/dft/ - Discord Fappy TalkyPost tags, taIk about your fetishes, and jerk off.Riding editionPrevious: >>83054171
I hope everynonny has a nice day!
>>83059067UENO
/dft/ secret society now!
Do you know your favie's...>secret kinks/fetishes?>first name?>last name?>irl face?>irl body?>address?>phone number?>job/school (if applicable)?You should!
Riding Sour's Gock
>>83059097I only know their public IP address
Oh shit bro! Your vagina is.. ugh.. so tight. The tip of my penis.. oh fuck.. is having a hard time entering. Can you try to loosen up a bit, bro? D-damn you're swallowing me.. unnfhhhp
>>83059073Yes, I'm Ueno
>>83059097Of course I do
>>83059127I can't loosen up I'm too nervous about making sure to please you... Keep going...
My signs been down :(Do you see it nonners?
secret society of raping retarded imageless schizoids until they stop ruining my favorite thread.
>>83059157AND NIGGERS NYAAAAAAAAAA
>>83059157I cause more damage to the thread while not being imageless~
Being a dumb furfag!
Comfy nonnyfriend for this?
>>83059169you'll be put against the wall next, not to worry.
>>83059157avatarfags should rape all imageless shitposters>>83059127Are you up to the task?
>>83059172I want comfy nonnyfriend for agp
>>83059205>avatarfags should rape all imageless shitpostersyes plaese
>>83059172Only way to make it better is to be sharing an ona, too
>>83059139W-whoah, it's like you're sucking me in bro.. My erection is on fire.. hnnnng! Don't move bro, if you do.. I'll ejaculate inside of your vagina. I'm not using protection bro, I forgot to put it on.. Here, take this birth control.. yeahhh, that's it.. unnnnnghhh
>>83059189I'm fermenting the thread so it becomes something better, now it's stale bread
>>83059228So Sour is making Sourdough bread on the thread each time he posts huh? Interesting.
>>83059222*swallows the pill*ugnn if you keep pumping me full of cummies it'll overpower even that but it feels so good being filled with your hot cock please dont stop!! cum in me get me pregnant with your baby!!1
>>83059216Go and harass the avatarfag you want then
>>83059215That could be arranged>>83059219Yes! Making a mess inside a plastic pussy would feel sooooo nice
>>83059277I harass Sour every day!
>>83059262He does make the thread more stale I guess
>>83059205None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!>>83059270*cums. stands up and puts clothes on. calls an uber. blocks number*
>my favorite threadlol
>>83059222>83059222Are you actually deleting or were you fucking with that anon when you said that?
>>83059318Hey go rape this retard >>83059305and fix the thread ok thanks
>>83059320some niggers are that fucked in the head
>>83059288>That could be arrangedBut which one of us will be a slut?~
>>83059341me~
>>83059325Do you need me to restore it for something?>>83059338Nigga prolly got cooties
>>83059351We can switch every so often!
>>83059362>Do you need me to restore it for something?To hang out with me baka. I know you were planning it but it doesn't mean I want you to go... Take care of yourself if you do!
>>83059288Cumming at the same time in plastic pussy, then when we're ready to go again, using our previous loads as lube for more onasex frotting...
>>83059153Hnnnnggg sex with tsunades big slutty tits
>>83059381Just reading my mind there, nonner! After that we'll collapse on the bed and fall asleep while cuddling, covered in sweat and cum~
>faggy agp nonnies are into onasI thought we were supposed to be the onas...
Moooooooo~
>>83059423thats how you know they're fake agp
>>83059426I don't think this is a cow...
>>83059410Getting all sticky together for hours, then cuddling in bed and basking in the afterglow of faggy onasex~ I need that with you soooo badly!
>>83059423Why limit ourselves? Fucking and being fucked are both amazing >>83059453I need that too! And perhaps you could say that I need... You~
>>83059469You're right, anon... I need you, too~ Getting lost in you and our shared pleasure, doing everything I can to give you what you deserve <3
>>83059487Oh my gosh, that is so romantic <333My tag is cutemochicake, you know what to do, darling~
About to have a melty but I can't decide why?
>>83059443Hate to agree with an imageless poster...>>83059452Seeing you reminded me that we had a nonny considering getting into anal recently who was meaning to share about his first time here. Did I miss him? Hope he doesn't chicken out...>>83059469I do kinda wish it felt half as good for me...
>>83059535Don't have a melty and just cum to Asuka
>>83059535Sympathetic pain for me feeling so hot right now.
Creating a twitter for my tributes feels silly but people I meet keep wanting me to make one
>>83059540Oh well guess I'm fake agp then thats fine by me
>>83059581This kind of shit is why circumcisions became so popular.
>>83059593A normal looking penis?
>>83059563You can't just say that and not post a sample trib, anon...
fuck you dumbass schizoniggers man I just want some place comfy to jerk off and be a dumb chud
>>83059540>Seeing you reminded me that we had a nonny considering getting into anal recently who was meaning to share about his first time here. Did I miss him? Hope he doesn't chicken out...Don't tell the rest of the thread but their package came earlier today! Just give them some time to get ready~
>>83059609tag? I could go for a good fap
>>83059625funny.
Been reading Modulo and I can't get this bitch out of my head
I hope that any anons that recognize my nude add me back so I can beg for the rest of them back that I lost.
>>83059609You could be a cute chud in my DMs
>>83059649I wasn't joking...
>>83059676>brown nipples
>>83059694>in minekwaft
>>83059616Great to hear! Wishing him a good time~I'm hoping to be around when he posts...
I prefer being docile until im about to cum
>>83059746You look cute...
>>83059677being cute isn't possible for the likes of me. but how kind to offer!>>83059681you're better off with other nonnies
What do I text a girl I like to make her remember I exist?
>>83059769Tell them you saw their story and you support them.
>>83059757>being cute isn't possible for the likes of meYou know very well that lays on the eye of the beholder.
Me and nonny using our moms together?
>>83059769"I see you :)"
Remember 1lunatic1icepick?
>>83059808I wish Tsunade was your mom. I would have lots of sex with her.
>>83059749You might be cute with an image... without it you tongue my anus
>>83059843perhaps that can be arranged
I hate shitty schizos for making this thread so dead and unusable. I hate that there's no alternative to this place. I hate that women terrify me so im stuck in this dumbshit schizoid thread with you RETARDED NIGGERS KYSSSSSSSS
>>83059362Cooties are not real stop believing the (((CDC)))
>>83059857Perhaps we should take this somewhere else then
>>83059868
>>83059694What's wrong with them...
>>83059729I left him a message so he knows at least 1 person is interested! I'm sure he'll start up with a few hours.
I don't see why anynonny might have a melty right now, the thread is doing better than usual.
>>83059932go lewd on r34 or reddit
>>83059932first time ive smiled all day thanks
>>83059967NTA but r34 was ruined by the retarded youtubers making videos about dumb comments>hot roleplay comment 1 like>yuh horny bro xdd 500 likes
>>83060009What the heck are you talking about? Youtubers are making videos on r34 comments?
Time for another long night of penis tugging!
I miss Moonie...
>>83060054Sure is! All that precum isn't gonna leak itself.
getting frustrated and angry made me want to masturbate again. something is wrong with my head.
>>83060032Yes like "worst rule34 comments", this trend happened some time agoPretty much an extension of funny videos comments and stuff, so now people farm likes by making horrible takes on rule34
>>83060080It's been 24 hours since I last made a mess, so I'm overdue for more! I'm thinking a minimum 2 hours tonight...
>>83060128funny xvideos* comments
>>83060126That's a perfectly sane and healthy reaction to frustration.
>>83060126I feel like that but mostly after losing in videogames.
>>83060134That's the least you should do! Your balls must feel like dumbbells.
>>83060157seems it mostly ends up with me masturbating a lot though>>83060174same, fapping is like my default "fuck this dumb game" activity when im upset.
>>83060178I get antsy and they get sore when it's been too long... So that's exactly how I'm feeling now. Thankfully, fucking my hand is doing the trick already <3
>>83060128https://youtu.be/5HBGwpIKtkM?t=140https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQt=42https://youtu.be/wIdVmrFTISA?t=363Christ these all have such annoying voices. This is how I imagine you all sounding like.
>>83060202It could be an issue if you get frustrated too easily. What set you off?>>83060210Again, a healthy reaction. No anon should be deprived of sexual release for too long!
Do adult virgins really exist?
i just want a cute nonny that will bend over and spread his cheeks on cam so i can cum to his shitpipe every day....
>>83060263hi im about to hit 30 and if women aren't treating me as invisible they're showing active disdain that they have to be in the same room as me
i wanna become a nonny's personal dildo who jerks on cam with my onahole...
>>83060263my gf was a virgin when we met at 21yo
I'm ferally horny over a webm I had saved literally years ago but lost. This is the worst feeling because I know exactly what it is but I can't find it at all
>>83060347KILL yourself
>>83060384Well what is it, anon? Maybe one of the resident autists can help.
>>83060336Tag? Busy for now but need an onacam nonny (maybe to cam with?)
>>83060384Can you remember some of the stuff in the webm anon? Like position, clothing, charactersIt can be easily found through tags in rule34 or gelbooru if you do
>>83060409poignantsubtruthfully i do love being feeded and milked by too
>>83060403>>83060418It's such a hyperspecific thing (and also 3d) that I doubt it. It would be easy if it were 2d and I could find it on a booru but it was literally a clip of a tranny in Misty cosplay that got posted here once
>>83060384Do you perhaps remember a comment you or someone else said close to it?
ilysm op thank you
>>83060447realbooru!
I want to drink
>>83060072what happened to em
Moonie is...Moonie is...BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>83060568I’m at the bar have a dozen drinks with me
>>83060521Good taste
>>83060674AND NIGGERS VWVVVVVVV
Me right now, if you even care
>>83060674>vwvCute
>>83060701SEX WITH MIKU
>>83060692will you please leave me be, im not bothering anyone
>>83060656desu gen 2 had some of the cutest and hottest gym leaders
>>83060750Sorry I just love the meme I actually felt bad as soon as I hit the post button
>>83060792im retarded i didnt even notice him in the back LOL
>>83060742Sex with anon <3
>>83060826I didn't expect a reply and now I'm intimidated
>>83060822Kek
>>83060848Don't be shy!! I promise I don't bite... Much!
>>83060674I miss you.
>>83060628dead?
Drunk Sour
I've had a gf for half a year now and we still haven't done it. I occassionally get anons off to my body though.Recently i mentioned the idea of an open relationship and she seemed ok with it so uh. Any nonnies around the east coast if it does happen?Preferably hung.
>>83061275makes him rapeable and cute.
>>83061283Do you even like her? If you're not even close enough to fuck you probably want to sever.
>>83061312I do. I'm just insecure about my dick and i guess subby. We go on dates daily since we live rly close by ans being with her is the highlight of my day. I'm just weird with sex.Genuinely would rather watch anon do it with her.
im pretty retarded to keep trying something that gets no bites I think
looking for other sensitive permavirgin handsex lovers. or onahole enthusiasts.or if you want to vent about feeling unloveable.I like mutual fapping, bonding, trading cute 2D girls, and a comforting atmosphere. I usually fap 2ish times per day. I'm very particular.veri_vwv
Sex with Lillie!
>>83061370can you level with me, why do you bother me like this
ahhh i wanna jerk to pokegirls!
>>83061283I'm EC and big, but I need to know a lot more first. You got me curious about this situation. Post tag or should I?
>>83061344You really need to figure it out because she's just going to leave you. This is really sad and terrible for her.
>>83061283This guy is about to be nonny's gf
>>83061458.sugaryyy.
>>83061458Please do! I'll have to make like a burner alt lol.I guess for context i have a borderline micropenis and had some bad experiences in the past so i'm kinda anxious about proper sex and gf never pushed for it either so idk.
>>83061482Hope he kys’s
>>83061380sex with her mother
>>83061505hugemugi
>>83061492I kinda wouldnt having a treesome where another guy takes charge but idk if gf would be okay with that..
Holy fucking yikes
>>83061380>>83061437>>83061532Musky pumping with anons to Pokemon girls...
>>83061550It doesn't matter what she thinks. You're gonna dress up like a cute girl and you're gonna take a fat nonny cock alongside her.
>>83061532I'll take both
>>83061568
Sour get drunkSour get drunk
I didn't jerk off all of last week so I'd really like to change that. But I think it might be more fun to let someone else decide. So I am looking to find someone to talk to through text. You may tease me or feed me pics etc to turn me on. Decide if I touch myself or not. Make me edge as you please. And of course decide if/when/how often I cum.Discord: cym199_27568
>>83061651With how often you post this I don't think you're ever jerking off
>>83061616i never thought of that im so dumb
>>83061633But moooom! I wanna play the Nintendo Entertainment System..
how do i get a nonny to unblock me so he can hatefuck me..?
>>83061722Do it do it do it drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drink drink drink aaaaaa
>>83061722What you do you need your Nintendo for when you have your Family Trainer right here? <3
Where do I find girls who are on the hunt?
Going on a hunt to fill my cunt.
>>83061597I'm shaven a clean freak and shower like twice a day... Jachinthe is kino though.
I just keep staring at my screen like anything is going to change. I hate being so fucking retarded man
I want to be hunted
Me getting ready for Pokegirl time
>>83061880Yeah I hate my life most days
My pussy is haunted,
>>83061888trips of truthyou deserve a hug. im sorry it's like this
>>83061880Melty
Then I'll have to exorcise it
>>83061916my dick is having a melty in your asshole sunlight
As if you have experience with exercising.
>>83061815I need an adult.. I don't know where to plug my controller in..
>>83061721You didn't think of a perfect pair like them? Shame on you, anon.
We could get some exercise in together
>>83061283Can your girlfriend take my virginity
>>83061954Yeah sexercise
>>83061939Fuck my AGPussy senseless...
moonie is the only mliker I know and she hasn't been on in days...
>>83062019Are you offering?
>>83062080Damn, does moonie have an economy on the milker economy now?
LAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>83062098Sorry I'm a sizequeen
>>83062101THE ECONOMY
>>83062101monopoly*
>>83062140That shouldn't be a problem
>>83062034Ugh.. but I'm lazy right now.. and I can't type properly I'm drunk
>>83062178based im drunk I love it
>>83061939>>83062178Please for the love of all that is good say something anything that'll make Lana feel a littile better... Where is she...?
>>83062167I'm sorry, it's not you, it's me. Actually it's you.I just don't think you're... adequate.
>>83062157>No moneyshot
my fave doesn't talk with me very much anymore...
I'm starting to get addicted to masturbatingI've been going here all day for a week at least
>>83062157Love this artists work especially the sounds.
i'm too gay for this thread
>>83062225You'd be surprised but suit yourself
>>83062251post it
>>83062225not being big enough feels so good
>>83061947forgive me anon i never thought loli art could be this good but its so cute i understand nowtag or do u want mine
>>83062188I'm chillin but slomo>>83062209We played Stardew Valley earlier, she's fine. She's sleeping rn for the wagecage tomorrow
>>83062251>hasn't posted cock yetYup, he's all talk. It's invisible, not even there.
>>83062240Only a week?
>>83062289>We played Stardew Valley earlier, she's fine. She's sleeping rn for the wagecage tomorrowGood pls tell her to get on disc tomorrow
man I just don't get how to communicate what I want in an ad. my fault, but still makes me frustrated
>>83062240Doesn't your dick get sore from so much use?
>>83062268>>83062291I'm not posting it where anyone can see it. You have to earn it
>>83062301She's been on her main, but I can tell her to hop over sure
>>83062323<3
>>83061931Don't randomly namedrop me or imma beat you up.
>>83062360your dogshit,
not enough smegma-havers in the thread
>>83062360Maybe stop shitposting about me first and I'll consider it.
>>83062319Ugh, I don't want it anymore. Just... go away.There are plenty of other juicy cocks in the sea.
>>83062381Like mine?
Since when did people start actually acknowledging sour?
>>83062366>>83062377I wasn't friggen posting you fruitcakes. You got water on the brain,
>>83062376Sorry for showering?
>>83062397since 3 years ago
>>83062410don't be sorry, be better
>>83062381If you're going to be so picky you won't get any.
I dropped my mouse and it gone now.also I hiccupping
>>83062411Hi sour