/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadSly Grin EditionPrevious: >>83080727
xth for ___!
>>83094471The Rubutt
nyan nyan
One more week until kino! :3 (1/2)
>>83094471>>83094495How ass is RWBY....
>>83094556(2/2)
>>83094564Very
>>83094471
>>83094564Good until Monty dies and the series is handed to someone else
>>83094471Damn sis! You aren't shy about hiding that wagon!>>83094495No wonder where all of the sweets she eats goes>>83094564Rubes is cheeks, yeah
>>83094805Engel
>>83094572Jax abstracts and becomes a dog for the circus while Caine comes back Palpatine style to say sowwy then give them all admin powers for reals this time. Then we get to see all of their social media accounts to show the brain scans (that's what they are) that their real versions are okay.
>>83094805Need the RWBY booby.
>>83094839Is it true this fandom is absolutely unhinged?
>>83094839Uh, no, actually Snape kills Dumbledore!
>>83094824Yang's an angel? A burning one if you see it that way.>>83094920Need's a strong word.
>>83095142Ok. That's Lappland
>>83095142Is I have an unyielding desire a stronger or weaker one? Because Yang just has a great rack on top of being smoking hot overall. Got to love a woman that can kick your ass.
>>83095254You might be thinking wrong, Anon.>>83095262Its widely appreciated
Another post to show that I am not dead just yethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCkJ5lGPqFs
>>83095440Sadly
>>83095440Nice seeing you, Marina! Hang in there. We all know what its like whenever you're swamped with work. Curious about Ryuji. Does he have to be broken in first if you're looking for straight sessions with him?
>>83095440Hi Marina. Well wishes to you
>>83095513NNA
>>83095381You offering to play Yang right now or just posting to lurk? I'd like to play with one if you have the willing.
>>83095482I say that myself too sometimes>>83095513When/if I use Ryuji, any and all of them would be for gay stuff. The reason I put him as a character I had was for the chance to do gay stuff with other persona boys. Yeah, he's only for gay stuff. 'Pologies.>>83095546Well wishes to you as well! I'm not gonna be long since I've gotta get ready for work in a few minutes, I just had those few minutes to spare.
>>83095588Not right now. Was on hand atm so I posted.>>83095626Ah drats... That's fine! Live and let live. Had to ask if he was ever on the table for straight stuff.
>>83095688Nyoted. I hope we can play sometime soon Ann, I really liked last time. You take care okay, enjoy the lurk!
>>83094924It's a bit overblown I think, but yeah it's not the best. Typical fandom behavior, especially when the creator was so heavily involved with it early on.
>>83095688Hi, Ann
>>83095777Hey Nozomi
>>83095788How are you doing?
>>83095688There's a non-zero chance for everything. Just... Very, very unlikely.
>>83095805I'm alright. How are you?
>>83095813
>>83095845The usual, shaken not stirred.
>>83095869I wanna ask if you've played the new Bond game but I don't think you're a fan of the franchise.
>>83095889I am actually a fan of James Bond movies, but no, I never played a game about it.
Good afternoon. Hope everyone's having an alright week so far.
>>83095998So far so good. You byleth?
>>83095915I'm proven wrong then. There's a few good games made from the franchise. GoldenEye is legendary for a reason. Don't play the original cartridge as its nearly impossible to play nowadays. Everything or Nothing is worth checking out. So is Agent Under Fire. Nightfire's great and from what I hear from early reviews, First Light sounds like a good time. IOI are good devs so, I'm sure there's something to like about it if you're familiar with Hitman.>>83095998Hey Byleth. You said that right about it being an alright week. Hope yours is fine too at least
>>83096059I'll write it down
>>83095998>Squeezes the bodyguard’s fat butt.
>>83096055Yeah, it's alright. >>83096059Yeah, it's been fine. Just kind of a nothing week all things considered. >>83096140Stop that!
>>83095855never let your dreams fade away
>>83096150That's all good then! Sometimes no news is good news. Take care and see ya around.
Wish I had more time in the day. Off to work from my lurking, take care everyone
>>83096172>>83096203Kiss.
>>83096150Same.>>83096157So, you're saying that I shouldn't let my dreams be dreams
>>83096150As long as you keep wearing those tight pants that show it off, I’ll never stop.>The squeezing continues before gradually devolving into assorted squishes and rubs. Anon grins stupidly at Evelyn as he relishes in the heavenly feeling of groping her fat ass.
>>83096203Who even are you bro?
>>83096256Milky's lover
>>83095440Yoooooo I'm gonna repost my last post at you if you missed it.
>>83096235Don't let your memes be dreams>>83096304I'll probably have to take a look-see later since I'm going to work in like 5 minutes, but you are absolutely welcome to.
>>83096326Is Astolfo also only for gay stuff?
>>83094471Jeanne D'arc. But in the Berserk class. A version born from the theory that the "voice of God" she heard was just plain madness.A Jeanne who would definitely agree to anal sex because sodomy doesn't count as losing one's virginity. Or at least if the voices in her head agree with this. I'm in dire need of a tight butt with blonde pubes on it.
Just had a Slay the Spire 2 run where I ended at 210 max hp as Ironclad. Zero scaling besides cruelty, I facetanked everything. One of the most kino runs I've ever had.
>>83096150Evelyn butt>>83096235>pets
>>83096370You’re REALLY speaking my language right now..
>>83096431>nuzzles
>>83096326https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82933344/#82935155Here it is. Thinking like, an MTV Cribs kind of pad where there's just stupid rich people stuff everywhere.
>>83096470okay let's not get too affectionate. >scratches her chin.
>>83096431Is a nice butt. >>83096237>She tightens her ass and crosses her arms. They help me maneuver and deliver kicks easier. You don't want to be kicked, do you? >>83096235>patsTake care of yourself, Ann. It's always nice to see you.
>>83096506ECH
>>83096504Only if you stop giving in return!>lays my ear in your palm>>83096506Thanks Byleth. Hearing you say that makes me feel warm>>83096523It happens...
>>83096506But… you wouldn’t kick an Astranaut, would you? Actually, I’m more of a fan of you than her!>The self-proclaimed Asstranaut watches in awe as Evelyn flexes her butt. It takes everything in him not to drool from the sight, but he rolls high on the CON check to maintain his cool. He folds his arms, mimicking her gesture, as he scoots even closer.You aren’t too shocked to find out you have fans, are you?
>>83096450I just can't figure out exactly how her madness will manifest itself. Either she'll constantly act like a rabid dog, shouting curses, ramblings, and threats, claiming that this is what God wants. Or she'll seem stable but be very strange and cruel. For example, she might crouch down to pet a kitten and then start screeching in terror and yelling that it’s the devil in animal form and kill it in some savage, unchivalrous way (like Mordred).
BLAH
>>83095440HEEEEELLLOOOOOOO HG PEDOPHILE AND TRAITOR DID YOU THINK WE WOULD MAGICALLY FORGET WHAT YOU'VE DONE YOU FREAK KEKEKE
>>83096604Or she’ll start talking about how much she respects Vlad Țepeș and how she’d like to rape Mehmed with a sword so he’d die impaled, and that’s how everyone who denies the true God should be treated. The kind of woman you’d be terrified to be in the same room with. The very epitome of scaroused
>>83096523I am going to rape you
>>83096604Hearing voices that rapidly drive her crazy, but you’re somehow able to calm her down. She constantly questions your motives, but sticks around because you’re *just* considerate enough to not be deemed a threat to her well-being/holy mission. Or maybe you just know how to validate her episodes smoothly enough that she starts to feel comfortable around you.That’s the kind of person she would make compromises for. Whatever mental loophole she has to jump through to justify sodomy, she’d do it for you. After you prove yourself worthy of her affection.
>>83096370Interesting fact: Jeanne often consorted with the artillerymen and cannon operators because she had an interest in cannons and artillery and wished to know how it works, which means an Archer Jeanne would probably have a cannon. >>83096585It is an odd thing for a manager to have a fan...>>83096568Of course. Thank you, Ann.
>>83096767>Jeanne fucked artillery menHOT
>>83096744Correction. WE will rape her. You got front or back?
What other /hg/ people come here besides Marina?
>>83096506yeah, show it off more. >holds up phone. >>83096568>tugs on her ear a bit. okay okay ill behave
>>83096929>smooches this poster for no reason in particular.
>>83096929Gah! Not so hard...>whimpers
>>83096751More often than not, the one who is being summoned and the one doing the summoning are very similar at their core. What if her master also has these issues, yet in comparison to her, he seems much more level-headed? And on top of that, he is able to understand exactly what vexes her, why she shudders in fear, or why her jaw clatters uncontrollably.Someone who will be considerate enough not to show their horror at seeing her lose her mind and let the voices in her head control her as if they were the voice of God. Someone who can comfort her when she has a brief moment of clarity—realizing that Bosch never spoke to her and that she was insane the whole time she was killing. That as she burned at the stake, the English saw in her not a holy maiden but a rabid animal that had finally been put down.But her pussy will be off-limits in any case because if she gives that hole to a man, she will no longer be a maiden, and accordingly, God will smite her for this and stop speaking to her.It definitely grips like a hydraulic press
>>83096956>leans away. >>83096967now go and do something lewd.
>>83096767I really hope people will remember that Jeanne isn't just her bitchy, alternative version. She's also her original true self. And that we will finally receive non ruler Jeanne
>>83096834Front. Fuck yes.
>>83097039I have a feeling I know who this is...
>>83097039>leans in on my tippytoes.>falls over.>starts sniffling.
Reminder to protect her smile (at all costs)
>>83097078>Editor's Note: Her smile will be constantly broken.
>>83097100Hey, Milky.
>>83097100>P.S. buck broken>>83097078She should try brushing her teeth with semen for toothpaste. I've heard that it will give you a Hollywood smile
>>83097124Yes?>>83097128You have to wait until Caine installs the sex update.
>Looks with interestAre we finally getting a Fate session?
>>83097203No LOL
>>83097203I’m not home from the cage just yet. I’m really considering it, though. It’s a good pitch.
What was the name of that furfag who got butthurt over never getting bites?
>>83097298For sure. A refreshing take on a character is always nice to see.
>>83096868Lappland. Schezo.
>>83097423Hyperanon? Jackal? Mutt?
>>83097065its your good friend anon. >>83097076.....>steps on you
I've had a thing for anime characters made flesh and projecting their entire personality onto the cosplayer (or real life) version of them in a scene. Absolutely delicious and gorgeous body.
>>83097507Maianon?
>>83097523Hmmmm.
>>83097523So like a form of semi selfcest?
>>83097569BRUH
>>83097523Would it still be the cosplayer roleplaying or more like a possession?
>>83097150The other day you said some pretty kind words to me, I just wanted to say thank you. I needed that. God bless you.
I can't write with someone unless I get in the mindset of them being beneath me. I hate myself.
>>83097525no, no gold star for you.
>>83097705We all deserve kindness anon. Be well and take care.>Hugs
Fuck you
>>83097532Hmmm...>>83097600I like it when the cosplayer (secretly) gets off on being called by their character's name and they go along with it after a bit of pouting and huffing. The more turned on they are, the more immersed in the meta-RP they become.
>>83097525It's HSKW silly
>>83097750>>83097795Oh....
>>83097756May the water you find in the desert not shine at you in the dark.>kiss
>>83097791Yeah, the meta rp way is way hotter than full possession. The cosplayer is fulfilling some nerd's fantasy, she's the character to them but some of her might slip out
>>83097791Why did you ignore someone? That feels kind of rude.
>>83097078Other anon brings up a good point about Pomni on the big screen. Imagine a Bojack adventure in Hollywoo...
>>83097840So cute you are, thank you!
>>83097897>Trying to shitpost RanceGood luck with that, concernbro.
>Stranny is so generic and devoid of charisma that he is mistaken by your average anonKEK
>>83097867Well said. Very hot post. I like "those mental games" when it involves becoming someone's fantasy, especially someone that you're so far above in terms of looks and status.>>83097897What do you mean, my little cutie?
>>83097011We just need to figure out what she’ll look like. We need something terrifying. For example, making her taller, because no one is afraid of someone who’s three apples tall. Armor, a helmet that covers the upper part of her face but lets her hair flow and her bared teeth be seen.Her plump breasts and butt will remain untouched. They’re already perfect on their own.
>>83097938Stop. Last warning.
>>83097717I like being beneath my partner.
Hard (wink) objective truth: There's not enough female avas for all the cocks itt. If I had to guess I'd say the ratio is something along 4:1 against female avas.
Of course it was Rance with the bleeding meta shit.
>>83097966She's a cosplayer, she's probably got thousands and thousands of fans, he's just some guy who was basically eyefucking her at a con. So she puts on a voice, says some quotes, and gets him wrapped around her finger
>>83098020there are
>>83098023If you can't recognize his stench within .2 pictoseconds you've got issues
>>83098059Mgghhfffgg rancestink...
>>83098020No shit, it's the middle or end of the work day for people in America. Most of our avas are probably busy at work instead of being here.
>>83097128Need a cute mint-gummy bf to blast my mouth full of fresh minty goodness…>>83097100Have you read about/watched the ending for yourself yet?>>83097900Ooough…sounds like fun! Makes total sense too, “You wanna make it in theatres? Well you gotta know how to ‘negotiate terms’, with whatever ‘assets’ you have at your disposal. Been toooo long since I’ve done any Bojackverse stuff…let alone a crossover extravaganza like that!
>>83098069>Implying our avas work
>>83097820Ann, you heard that anon. Since you're here, it's up to you to take care of all the cocks before other avas show up.
>>83097987He's not wrong thoughbeit. Nobody would mistake someone like Nurse for an anon.
>>83098129No spoilers, I'm going to watch it in theaters. I support Goosewerks especially with all they've been through. Hope you've been doing okay Lapis.
>>83098028Hot. But he's also a massive nerd enjoying a genuine hobby of hers and they bond for realsies because none of her actual friends have any real interest in cosplay and anime.
>>83098144I said last warning. Now you've done it.
>>83098144I would, because I tune the nurse bracket cringe out
>>83098138I'm not the only one here. Anons?
>>83098203Nekopara butts.
>>83098203Anons don't play women, and you keep teasing us with those pictures. Take responsibility!
>>83094471Tag-teaming Ann (the poster) with another anon, right now.
(You) get to play ANYTHING you want once with your Ava of choice. They can't refuse, and they will genuinely love it and try their best for your session. What are you picking and with who?
>>83098294Seconding this. Ann, get here.
>>83098312I can see Milky asking Silver for lact lol
>>83098255Been a while since anyone's asked for anything from there.>>83098287Femanon begs to differ.
>>83098335Get his cock out of your head and answer with what YOU want.
>>83098312Raping Eirin’s fat shitter.
>>83098342Do you play all the Nekoparas?
>>83098312Angel. Impregnation with a lot of their characters.
>>83098312Byleth tying me up so that I may learn how to write tying people up
>>83098415If Moe managed to do it...
>>83098312Gigantic House of Mouse-style party orgy with Caenis, featuring every sexy celeb and toon I can think of. We did something pretty similar once, but I can think of more babes I’d wrangle in this time. Or another trippy daddy-dau fuck with my beloved DaddyAnon….>>83098157I couldn’t help but read about it, but I still plan on going and seeing it for myself. Hope the Goose is keepin it loose, not stressing out too much n such
>>83098312uhm... uhh... w-well... *cums* FUCK no wait-
>>83098568Hot.
>>83098426Only Coconut so far. I have been asked to play another cat but I forgot who
I work at a retail store and there was this customer, in his late 30s or early 40s, overweight, bald, nothing unusual about him. Then he spoke and I swear to the woman who brought me to this world, his voice was the voice of a woman. It genuinely freaked me out. I know feminine voices exist but I can't stress this enough you wouldn't be able to tell he was a man through a phone call. He didn't even look trans, he had a bit of a beard.
>>83098473>CaenisFate rp from Lapis? Wowza
>>83098625thanks for sharing?
>>83098627I think they didn't play Caenis from Fate
Nnngh...my headache. Apologies, it's rather strong at this moment.
>>83098627I wouldn’t know. But we had an Ava named Caenis a while back who gave me some of the BEST toony dick I’ve ever gotten on here, including an amazing Mickey on multiple occasions. And one time they actually did randomly show up again after being gone a while when I called out for them. So maybe it’ll happen again….?~
Do you guys think we'll ever have a normal Reze ava? Or is the character cursed?
>>83098726Cursed,
>>83098612Vanilla and Chocola and Maple are all good, and you are the multi talented Ann
Cursed character list?
>>83098763Me.
>>83098726I don't think you can be normal and want to play Reze, I'm being so for real.
>>83098814This.
>>83098814Mild manipulative character who's popular and has a lot of art. I've seen far worse.
>>83098312Non-consensual vanilla rp with my favorite which ends with us getting married.
>>83098860>I've seen far worse.Name and shame.
>>83098889Get a job, Spoiled.
Spoiled, be a based NEET forever.
>>83098755Multi talented? Now don't go glazing me, HSKW!
Stranny...
^ Obsessed HG fag here forever ^
>>83098902>Hands you a brapple
>>83098312Size stuff with one of the avas who said it wasn't their thing
ただいま~
>little Mac was no goomar. He dodged a kick in light speed action as the mob of dice men ascended on him. A flip to the left and a quick punch of his green hand and the mob was down. He kicked away the Tommy gun in an instant before another mob descended. This time they wielded dominoes. Little Mac stuck out his middle fingers and made a fist which concentrated all his punching power in a smaller area. Each punch of his blew holes in each enemies brain. Smooth through to the other side. The mob had no chance. One by one they fell to the floor and little Mac ran to all four corners of the alley. In each corner he raised his arms and screamed while lifting his championship belt in the process. He heard a small voice behind him and looked. It was a girl. She was underneath a pile of bodies. Little Mac pulled her out but she was stuck at her chest. Her boobs were too big to be pulled out. Little Mac had to punch a few dead bodies into paste. He was able to pull her out more. This time she got stuck at the hips. She begged him to help and he did. He pulverized each and every enemy until she was able to stand up. She stood up and slipped on the guts that were flung about. Her pants ripped in the process and she landed right on top of little Mac. His boner was really hard and all the force concentrated on the tip which broke through the fabric in his pants so his dick was exposed and she landed right on top of it with her fat dripping pink pussy lips. She came instantly as her savior pumped into her one time. He pumped again and she came. Each pump made her cum and he came after 24 of them.
>>83099043Which ones
>>83098312Heterosexual femdom petplay stuff with Liz.
>>83098312Having an ava who isn't inclined to maime or kill write out harming/killing me
>>83099118Alucard
>>83099101Owain is back?
>>83099117Most. If I had to pick one I'd say Hotaru just because of how hot that candy slut's design is.
>>83099118The truest of pet play is being shooed off the couch while your owner makes out with her girlfriend.
BLACK COCKS IN THE ASS
>>83098953Hskw types in lowercase.
>>83098312>>83094471Caren for making out with an animal
>>83099243Hmm.
Stroon...
>>83098953Would you want to play Maple for a session?
>>83097423me?my men?dr pavel over here?
>>83099208Cock*s*? As in, m-multiple? All in one ass?
>>83094471Her calling me the D-word while I tug on her cheek.
>>83099438Digger?>>83099431Lapis-chan! You're the one who knows all x-words! Help me pretty please
>>83099438Hey Rance I think I saw Jinx post not too long ago assuming it wasn't a skinwalker. I thought that would make you happy.
>>83099474Hhhm…I’m not quite sure what word Anon’s referring to there. At first I thought Dyke, but that’s because I thought he wanted to call her that, not the other way around…
>>83099064hi
>>83099474Please don't use that word. Say "Drilla" instead if you have to.
>>83099343Hmm, maybe but I gotta head out for a couple hours. If you're still around, then sure.
