/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4914>"hide and seek" edition--Stories--By SomethingToForget> Around the Fur (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/58047286/chapters/226420171>The Maskhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/85486731By Valdrr>Somewhere in These Eyeshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/85560806By Z3ldafan>reMORGedhttps://thpsgoat.com/mods/item-info?item=3841By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 20)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Foxish Tricks (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/85506926By ColonVee>A Life of Roachmance and Adventure (Ch. 18)https://archiveofourown.org/works/62098438By Somethingaboutsharks>Last Root Of Ngnun(Ch.8)https://archiveofourown.org/works/79954151By Mattariel>Of Void (Ch.17)https://archiveofourown.org/works/45532363By WageCage>Sparring Matchhttps://rentry.co/nmvan39g>Good Companyhttps://rentry.co/dmoqbhx8By Spacewhaleworship>Rock the Boat (Ch.3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/83127706By TheEcstatic>Reconnection (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77709536By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 17)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021>One of The Good Oneshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/84576471By InAnOrthodoxWay>Over An Inch Acrosshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/85041126[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83091818/Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
handholding with dragons
>>83096807Look at this dragon I drew. She's the best, she's half demon and destroys the souls of her enemies. Her dad is a demon and her mom is a dragon. She's on a quest to kill her father after he killed her mom and stole her soul. Her flaw is she cares too much about others. I think I'm like a creative genius that comes up with the best characters.
>>83096605I got it from Lidl during their Japanese week. They pick a random country/region and sell various things from there. Italian week is goated because they sell this hazelnut spread I really like and marzipan treats.But anyway, I got this mayonnaise because I like fish and fish-flavoured stuff except it's just not good. For the worst, it's sweet. Really sweet. It's packing amounts of sugar you'd expect from jam or nutella. Secondly, the fish flavour is very muted, I don't even really know what flavour it is but it is not salmon or tuna. Worst of all, it sorta congealed in the jar and the texture is more like baby food than mayonnaise - though that's not a factor in the meal I made as the mayo was stirred in.>>83096658No, it's sushi.
>>83096842Is she related to file dragon?
>>83096842This character is more compelling than most in this thread
>>83096878>fur on arm
>>83096844How do you stand to shop at Lidl. It's one of the most soul crushing supermarkets I've ever had the misfortune of entering. Walking around inside of one honestly reminded me of a cheap TV show set for a supermarket.
>>83096895That's normal for grown ups.
>>83096895>>83096878there, he shaved and went under the sun.
martina will be in vrchat... chaos incoming...
>>83096913>How do you stand to shop at LidlBecause I work a minimum wage job and Lidl is the cheapest option. Aldi is also there but it's in the brown/muslim part of town and I don't fancy getting stabbed.
>horse>pussy
Ha ha! As was foretold, I am home from work and shall begin to post reptilian women of miniature proportions, and no spergzerking thread defilers can stop me!>>83096842she is very cute, and I love her
Just curious. Why again are we not using Bridgette art as OP? It was posted first, so are we going to argue recency bias? Cause if it was posted last and not used again I have a feeling the argument would be that it didn't come first. Can't you at least try to balance it out or something? We're gonna get more threads than OC, so just use the OC when it appears. That's all I'm saying.
I always hide in the blind-spot of my enemy.it is pure coincidence all my enemies have huge asses as their blind spot.
>>83096842You're basically the Robert Crumb of /hmofa/
>>83096878>>83096959How can demons even compete?
>>83097042Don't even try to start bitching about this. I already complained, made a proper thread and got nothing but shit from this place for it. If nothing new for Bridgette is drawn this thread then just use Patecko's image.
>>83097042There is no rule that the OP has to drawathon art. It was never a rule, now be quite.
>>83096992Oh Omniwaifur...>>83097042Probably some stupid petty reason.
>>83096782Riding the freights with your lynx gf. Not sure where to, but that’s beside the pointhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP083WYIZbo
>>83097071NTA but I sided with you, and if I had to guess a lot of the shit you were getting was samefagging and just plain retardation. Not all of it, but a lot.
Black cat ladies.
>>83096949>anything unless this continues.It's like the fifth time it's happened, you dense fuck.
>>83097047Fucking my huge dragon wife
ANCHOR POSTPost your Bridgette drawings for Bridgette Week here!Check out the previous week's submissions and collages at https://mega.nz/folder/RzcglSrQ#Iawkz4gzbxV-8jjMTNh_9g/folder/wmkDwDyJ
As the thread is young, and we havent had one in a bit...STORY DISCUSSION!>whatcha readin?>whatcha writin?>We've all read a hundred stories of two amazing characters falling in love, but have you ever seen a story that starts with two characters in a relationship? Perhaps raising a family together? Would such a thing work? What would you want to see in that sort of a story?
>>83096842Need a 20 chapter hmofa story with her now.
>>83097108And if it happens a sixth I will do something about it, but until then.Until just last thread I was retired, y'know.
>>83097166reposting this cuz i dont have any other drawings of her
>>83097047How did you know what I’ve been plotting
>be you>at the gym with your state assigned lioness wife>she comes out of the locker room and hands you a bottle>”oh anon its time for your protein shake, made fresh with breast milk just for you!”“Uh sorry honey I’m full after I just drank Crocodileade™, it has electrolytes “>entire gym goes silent>you expected to be mauled but instead she stomps her way to the front desk and comes back with a pair of rental boxing gloves>”correctional sparring, now”>5 minutes later she’s mauling me in the ring>she uses her pillowy breasts to absorb the impact>ref has to pull her off me>she makes me clean her off in the showers>”that’ll show you who’s boss of this gym”
>>83097061I don't know who that is because I don't study. The half demon dragon is now Christian.
>>83096842Kino
>>83097196Okay, larper. Thanks for the help.
>>83096842
>>83097178I wrote>>83097246 after someone replied to this image
>>83097071Definitely looked like samefagging to astroturf shit. So when are we getting IDs? At least a unique poster count?>>83097075Oh, I love midwit games! Here, I'll play. Well, there is no rule against OP being drawathon art! Now be QUIET you ESL shitskin>>83097081Probably. Makes me not want to contribute either if we're just gonna be ignored. We know not to expect a million (you)s, but at least a place at the seat of honor for the 3 hours the thread is up is appreciated. I'll rethink what I do when I get home instead of drawing, waste the evening and make no progress if I even wanted to
Nice and crunchy.
>>83097246Posts like this remind me that I can probably kill half of you cunts with my bare hands, and when waifurs become real I will easily bully my way to the front of the waiting list.
Do you like your waifurs a little scary to look at?
>>83097259Based.
>>83097305You're forgetting one key thing there.I have a gun
>>83097327
>>83097246>state assignedAnd dropped, get better material
>>83097246It's peak
>>83097331So do I! Unfortunately, I am faster than you even while wearing body armor, so you will be out maneuvered and out gunned. I apologize for the inconvenience, but I will be having first pick of the waifurs.
>>83097353You may be stronger and faster now, possibly, but I am steadfast in my training, whereas your arrogance will be your downfall.
>>83097287This poster is a godless retarded demon with a micropenis
>>83097287shut the fuck up nerd
>>83097246gay shitwhy are /adhg/ always shitting on the main threads when they have their own (it's a rhetorical question, don't asnwer it)
>>83097246>state assigned
>>83097407I will answer it, see here >>83097392
>>83097353>>83097374Guys, I think you're both forgetting that the first rule of gun safety is to have fun!
>>83097287Don't let it get to you so much, that's what they want, y'know.
>>83097431nah, i think you should get raped, nigger
>>83097287My personal opinion: OP < (You)s < reposts.
>>83097432us both dying at the front of the waifur line, thus allowing the less fit and unarmed anons to prosper
>>83097480lets rule63 this shall we?
>>83097480Need more waifurs drawn into cigarette ads.
>see cute owl girl on timeline>check profilefuck off
>>83097392>calls someone a Nerd>is an adhg faggot who gets off on being bulliedSo somewhere deep down even you reprehensible faggots recognize that being a bullyable nerd is pathetic behavior not worthy of consideration. Yet that's how you wish to be treated. You really hate yourselves don't you?>>83097436And exactly what is being done?>muh ignore itKinda hard when they're hijacking OP bakes to exert whatever subtle control they can. And nobody moves because they samefag hard enough?
>>83097178Products of ethnic rape
>>83097543>even you reprehensible faggots recognize that being a bullyable nerd is pathetic behavior not worthy of consideration. Yet that's how you wish to be treated. You really hate yourselves don't you?Sweet mercy, Anon...A reality check can only go so far before it turns into humiliation, man...
>>83097178Whale I think it would be really cool if you could draw a group of ethnic men breaking into their house and raping everyone
>>83097543Okay first of all, I use /adhg/ frequently and I doubt they're really to blame for any of our problems. New shitposting tactic maybe,>And exactly what is being done?What can you do besides ignore it? occasionally call it out but don't keep it going maybe? And as for the bakes... If yet another 'improper' one gets made I will bake a proper one, I will only tolerate so much.
I want to draw Elsbeth (this cow) again but I'm struggling to think of good ideas. Anyone have any scenario and/or pose suggestions?
>>83097661Her hair being pulled back to show us her beautiful and or uncanny eyes.
>83097543
>>83097661something with her horns causing problems like waking up with her pillow stuck to her head
>>83097608this "joke" wasn't funny the first time and you obsessively continuing to post it is just pathetic
>>83097661Getting MILKED
My waifur when I find out she's had sex with a nigger.
>83097699>'jak postingAnything you say or post can now easily and rightfully be disregarded
I sure like flat waifurs
>>83097661her larping as a cowgirl
>>83097608>>83097573Continuing to post it over and over makes you just as bad
>>83097502Well I'd walk 20 miles for a QUAALUDE
>>83097637NTA, but not counting shitposters, they consistently are the most belligerent, abrasive, and obnoxious posters in here by far.
Anyone got any ideas for Bridgette week? I'm kinda stuck.>>83097661Reckful, is there still time for me to submit my Oga piece to be part of the collage? I'm still working on it, but I hate missing out due to fomo.
>>83097767>I will not fuck the paper>I will not fuck the paper>I will not fuck the paper>I will not fuck the paper>I will not fuck the paper>I will not fuck the paper
>>83097296Pixelated is even better.
>>83097823
>>83097832Well I just think that's simply not true and you might have some kind of bias or preconceived notions negatively affecting how you view it
>>83097853Not enough horror-themed pieces with her.
>>83097726
>>83096842>>83097259I love her
>>83097853How about drawing Bridget naked and looking over her shoulder at the viewer? Flashing her pussy. You only have one pose so just do that.
>>83097853Not Reckful but uh, you're a bit late there.
DD-cup Bridgette nursing handjob.
wild waifur (untamed)
>>83097937>DDwhy stop there? are you a low-T faggot? F cup minimum
>I'm putting together a team... a basketball team, to be exactWhat five waifurs would make THE BEST basketball team?
>>83097939stools are feral... they have no udders... no cowtits to nurse from....
>>83096861>>83096990I dunno who she's taking the selfie for.
>>83097974Missy, she's tall and has long arms.BUT, she's Missy.
>>83097661Little comic of her volunteering at a Food bank. The family thanks her for the milk and she says "Thanks, I made it myself", Flash cut to a look of realization on the Mom/Dad's face as they're all drinking milk the next day.
>>83097939Impressive. Very savage. Now let's see how it handles a Rubik's Cube.
>>83097886SOOT
>>83097974Who are the tallest waifurs?
Driving around the outskirts of Atlanta and finding a zooted out crack addicted nigger to drug and throw into our car. Driving home talking giddy with waifur about all the ways we're going to torture the thing in our soundproof basement.Proposing to waifu over the remains of the annihilated nig, said remains resembling a blooming onion made of meat sprouting upwards out of a lower half of a body.
>>83097996cute!
>>83097974I think Lyka would do well on the team.
>>83097887The proof is in the pudding, just check the exchange that happened just now.If anything, I think you're the one who's biased here, since you also frequent that general.But whatever, I don't want to argue about this.
>>83098083me except I pick your half-human-half-anthro daughter up from elementary school
i'm a 5'4 balding chud incel and i fucking NEED this
>>83097853>Not direct messaging Reckful
>>83098078cosmonaut's dragonair iirc. the idol can technically be taller if you imagine it as a large statue
>>83098156He has him blocked
>>83098110You're making the assumption that some of the people posting /adhg/ type stuff aren't intentionally doing it just to stir shit, while not really being users of that thread themselves
>>83097853Bridgette in this outfit and in a similar pose on your bed, barepawed. In her hand is a pill bottle, with the implication of what may ensue should you remember to take your daily medication. No dialogue, just a dark room and a knowing look.
>"Loitering?"
>>83098174The idol balling on the basketball court sounds like a great drawing idea. Team anthro women versus human women
>>83097178>whatcha readin?That Kit/Thragg fic. It's funny how there's a crackship AND a fic of that crackship when the pilot has less than two weeks.>whatcha writin?Chapter 7 of Midnight Hounds>We've all read a hundred stories of two amazing characters falling in love, but have you ever seen a story that starts with two characters in a relationship? Perhaps raising a family together? Would such a thing work? What would you want to see in that sort of a story?It would be an interesting concept, but kind of breaks one of the unspoken rules of HMOFA stories that is seeing the human male and the anthro girl getting together. Obviously people can do whatever the fuck they want but that I think is the drive in most stories.
Waifur getting raped to death then cut into pieces in the middle of Sweden by ethnic men (she likes it)
>>83098244*spits on you*
>>83098251>it's the tallest member of the teammonkey's paw curls>it's an inert statue
i'm watching oneyplays :)
>>83098264why would you spit on her face? she's just doing her job! :(
>>83098323She's a whore and she likes it when you spit on her, choke her and treat her like trash.
Straight up fartin on it
>>83097862are you sure?
>>83098244>that badgeGenuinely hot as fuck.
does your waifur knows how to move it?
Martina V2 is officially out!https://x.com/vwallacebrother/status/2060111908326277325?s=20Blend File + Garry's Mod + VRChat
>>83098460marfreakingtina
>>83098460Who made her? Is this a morg situation? Good job though
Mule waifur who's freakishly ugly, born sterile, and is a powerful telepath who wants to conquer the galaxy for rejecting her
>>83097996Pretty mice
bridgebot with a filipino NFWS m16
>>83098449Haha, hah, hah hahh... No.Her older brother *sort of* does, not that that's ever really relevant.
>>83098185That's the bias I talked about.It's pretty easy to tell a bunch of it is genuine, especially when even their writers act like spastics when they come here.
MILF was a Filipino terrorist organization
>>83098460I remember your project like it was yesterday, Vince. I remember the Snoots and the Morganskateclubs....
Direct Links in case you dont have twitter/xBlend File: https://ko-fi.com/s/cadf5c729aGarry's Mod: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3734601677VRChat: https://vrchat.com/home/avatar/avtr_e0e1b533-9704-4562-824b-9e5a4f6e5595
>>83098602>especially when even their writers act like spastics when they come here.What the fuck are you even talking about? That dumbass discord shit? Man, that was one idiot just spouting some shit that nobody here or there gave a fuck about, just trying to start shit.
>>83098639if kit sat like this i would literally bukkake her
>>83098639aww thanks anon, yeah i miss my college years, im proud to say my 20's started with lots of snoots and hmofa fics in my afternoons after studying 3D stuff in university
>>83098460Did you rip someone's model off then add the head? Cus this doesn't look like Martina's body at all
>>83098691not him, but it's not like martina was flat or something
>>83098639Me too, man... Shit, been a while hasn't it?
>>83098657No? I'm talking about how quickly they start acting like snarky cunts when someone takes issue with them shoving their shit in here.
>>83098691She had hips and a fair chest for the simplicity of her old model. It looks to me like he just cranked things up maybe 20% in the feminine proportions, which is perfectly normal for any evolving modeler that is able to better grasp and execute what they want for their character.
>>83098357How in the world are you gonna make me want to fuck paper plates?
>>83097166behold bridgemomwifesubmission in three parts
>>83098460>>83098654i am staring at her paws, just wanted to let you know that>>83098788topbun bridge my bruhloved
>>83098675just like me
>>830987882
>>83098788>Haha wow she has wide hi- OHThat was a very satisfying realization. Triplets at least.
>>830988163
>>83098788>>83098816>>83098831gosling
>>83098767Oh I see what you're saying now. See, I think you're seeing a big problem where there really isn't one, you personally don't really like something so therefore there must be some issue, you want there to be an issue. You were right, there's no point in this conversation. Good day.
>>83098244Artist name?
>>83097974Morgan's pretty ballin'
+bonus>you vill suck my honeypots>and you vill be happy
>>83097974Well if I had to pick 5, I'd pick Vee, Missy, Morgan, Sam and Avril>Vee's sole ability is skill with ranged attacks. She can definitely throw a ball good, and she's tall>Missy has long lanky limbs and would be good for blocking enemy shots>Morgan's bound to have at least some genes that give her the upper hand in a match>Sam is a registered baller and she can bunnyhop really high>Avril has max stats in MSC so she must be pretty good at sports
>>83098788>>83098816>>83098831>>83098978Oh my God...>>83098865Here I got you
>>83098917I didn't even state my opinion on crossposting, I just pointed out their behavior.But yeah, this is pointless. You're obviously heavily biased towards /adhg/.Good day to you too.
>>83098460SEEEEXXXX
>>83099061>I didn't even state my opinion on crosspostingnta but you kind of did
>>83098831I know you were going for a kick but that belly looks kinda unnatural like it. I'd say make it a regular looking one, then add some lines to indicate a kick
>>83099061>>83098917Draw request due to these two of average /collared/ HM and average /adhg/ FA hate fucking each other
WHAT'S UP MY NIGGAS
>>83098978big fed honeypots....
>>83099167kek
Someone ITT posted videos from that guy who does lewds in the style of Elder Scrolls Daggerfall. There's some Khajit stuff too. Anyone know the name?
>>83099108Even if I did, that was still a dodge from the point I was making.>>83099242Jodzie.
>>83097166>working out to impress your Bridgebot gf!
Who was that guy who said he'd write a mombot incest fic if he got dubsI'm still waiting motherfucker
>>83099311this
Man I was out all day doing bank stuff, those retards from client support do anything else but help you, I wish I was in some medieval world adventuring with my waifur
lotta rabbits but never hares here
>>83099342I'm still bitter about wasting the day on the bank, share more fantasy girls, this one is one of my favorites
>>83099278Now that is an Authoritybot if I've ever seen one. She's mirin'
>>83099373What's the context? Crazy hare girl stalker tries to break into (you)r apartment but gets caught?
>>83098314Which series?
>>83099527https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFzqMYplg2Y
>>83096842Sorry, dragons get the 40mm wire rope slug autocannon fire
>>83096842Where's my story anonI demand it
>>83099373love me some tall hares
>>83099373While i do love buns it would be interesting to write a story about a hare
What would happen if a buncel or harecel was stalking you and one day you just walked up to her and gave her a kiss on the cheek then walked away
