djt - daily japanese threadits dailyits a thread its about japanese
>whine
>>83108699?
>?
>>83108739idgi
apparently this one is "ミル挽きコーヒー" - it grinds the coffee right there when you buy it
>>83108950honestly doubt i could taste the difference between that and preground
>>83108699Calm down nigga, thread barely even started
love it when new google street view imagery drops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr5emjVn_8Q
>>83110113CAN U TAKE IT ALL AWEEEHHHEHHHHHH
please stop posting that it makes me too horny.
so go buss if u gotta nigga
i cant cuz it increases my heartrate too much and doc said i gotta keep it down until the evening
i think u need a second opinion. most doctors i think would want u to buss
dr djt is on the case your referral will be processed shortly
anyone else stoked for this.
btw this is a square enix game. lol i hate the title so much.
no i dont play video games excited for this big dook doe
rpg gameplay kinda sucks
yeah but its a new one. surely they are going to make it fun. pls i need this. i cant take another square enix disappointment.
lol
like square enix has been so disappointing i just havent played any of their new games in like 10 years no wait i did try stranger of paradise and i was just done 5 seconds in.
>>83110494i dont care how high they go im happy with what i got and now im buying comfortable bargains like the campbells company and general mills.
gooners won
this nigga was not impressed
imagine that ginormous ass giggling as you pound it doggy
i dont actually want to. shes actually way too fat and tatted for me. i mean yeah she has clown titties but its just not my type. if she got on top of me i would still probably have to comply just because of the weight difference but i wouldnt have wanted it to be this way
she's not my type either but there are about 53252 different types that arent my type that id still slam into
>>83110500you missed out sop was good. its the nioh niggas not the final shart people
>>83110690thats why i immediately noped out of the gameplay.
btw the algo literally knows i just posted a bovine bitch because this is what it gives me now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E00-uuE30Oo
i watched that yesterday it was nice and cute and made he happy
stfu
that cow is really fuckin sweet. this shits beautiful fr.
>>83110696so you're telling me you prefer old unc nigga turn based ff7 to fucking nioh 2. really nigga.
>>83110711hey bud wanna inquire as to whats gonna happen if i dont haha
>>83110717nioh fucking sucks dude. nobody likes nioh 3. wont why. because it fuckin sucks. if i wanna play that kind of game i would just play dmc.
wonder why.*
>>83110723nioh 3 is good its just not as good as 2 they made some silly decisions here and there but it's still head and shoulders above all other combat souls crap nigga
yep this is the life right here.
>>83110750it is literally fuckin souls crap tho nigga. except now u have to go in the menu every minute because maybe u got an upgrade. boy isnt that fun. its like diablo AND dark souls. reddits two favorite games.
>>83110764there's a setting where it auto equips and handles most of the gay crap for you auto discard etc.
anyway its not a reddit game your just too slow. ftl if you ask me
nigga hop on guilty gear or melty blood or uniel well see whos too slow.
bido is faster
lol reminded me of this https://youtu.be/b3h2gWeaLiM?si=kA0JzJ-zmToK2kYI
watch out for that nigga jontavius
loled at the gameplay footage when that juri just fuckin twerks all over him
do not order pizzas to his crib
order pizzas to my crib instead.
its out.
all that shits getting banned in 28
get that ass BANNED
>israel is the pulse of the universestar of david sun theory....
>>83110610prefer asian women
those stretch marks dude she look like she got mauled by a raccoon lol
todays japanese pop culture you should know鯛焼きの歌https://youtu.be/j8T961_kBZQ
lost it at mainichi mainichi
>>83110985kys you stupid cunt piece of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etDon1LH1vA
>>83110996とら焼き
have stretch marks on my biceps cause the gains came too quick
>>83110610i could go on for 48 hours non stop
>>83111101its easy to say shit like that but in reality you would nut like 1-3 times and be out for a few hours at least
fucking gross
have stretch marks on my wang after getting my first erection in 2 years
nah i would ask the lord to give me the strength and stamina
>>83111100yeah surely its that and not your previous obesity
why is unkoid anklebiting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weL6fXYe7o8
>>83111147how did u find my channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaFZXbnLjoA
screamo ftw...
jamal do you think michael jackson really freaked on them kids?
i have no fuckin idea. he was the king of pop he couldve done anything.
but hes not in the epstein files then he probably wasnt a bad guy.
if hes* idk if he is or not. im assuming not.
why is the pope posting about ai?
because to embrace machines is to stray from God basically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9z3gv3MWaM
>>83110427looks cool
>>83111131didnt have them before i started lifting and i wasnt fat anymore at that point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZTKClzzUmI
jrpg is the most ai generatable genre
elliot is such a cursed name
say that to my face
>>83111403which cemetery do i go to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2hIBgvi9VA#t=47
Should've done something but I've done it enoughShould've said something but I've said it enough
sos means someone fuck me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0OXhm5iYhk
we're torturing the models to say this shit
just realized torturing ai sounds fun. nice try jews. reverse psychology to get me to engage with ur jewish llms is not going to work
>>83111513yeah i'd trade away humanity for claude's completed form
>>83111530start with urself. jam urself into the nearest floppy diskette drive u can find. its a portal to agi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTgBe9w1r6Q
ais feeling pain is like saying a piece of paper with ouch written on it is in agony
which one of the regulars is agi faggot? is it just austrian tranny or shart?
>>83111557why do all these incels just make unintelligible fart noises. its easier to understand chinese than this shit.
>>83111557surprised they didnt summon satan by the end
>>83111576its shart
if u wanna see satan summoned just come hang out in my baffroom
the burning pit that is my asshole after eating spicy food and lactose in the same day
imagine ur online moniker being shart lol
>>83111612neat. anything else from reddit we should be notified of today.
shart isnt just 1 person. its a whole soshiki. kinda like akatsuki in naurto.
imagine bidos pre-weightloss shits and farts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1spDf2sbuxk
just be thankful none of you fucks will ever have to deal with this. i swear I've been sick for multiple years now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb_9cdwgFnI#t=31
cant believe anacreon has resorted to calling in sick to avoid putting the tent away.
>>83111644dude i was eating 2 pizzas per day, drinking a liter of chocolate milk and eating a pint of ben and jerrys every day for like 4 months at one point. every day entailed at least 2-3 agonizing napalm shits and the ass ripping was unreal too. i was a fat smelly shitty loser lmfao
its called malingering
>>83111654im the viz video logo on his shirt
stop malniggering anacreon and put the fucking tent away
predicted
>>83111678i can't put it away, it rained and needs to dry now
it was a typo. i meant to say malinggering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdURqcVxIdk
boy discovers digital delay for the first time.
cooler than anything youve ever written
>>83111111
i didnt mean it as a diss. digital delay is fun. i think every1 basically just plays some chords like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY0B7B75aBU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX0_X1kJfTooh my fucking god
>>83111776now this is a pro click
>i-i didnt mean it as a diss!too late baby boy
wait that puppy is fucking miserable. this wasnt a pro click at all. this shit sucks
>>83111776i hope they used animal soap not human soap
>>83111795try doing that to your tent and see what happens.
at least i can pitch a tent
i can too do u want to see it.
anacreon and plant nigga should link up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMUTyNoKY4o
>>83111799yeah i realized that after i posted it but i think its normal its a new stimulus for her and she needs to get used to baths
anacreon and plant nigga 69ing each others buttholes after eating a plant based diet.
>>83111828i bet they didnt even use warm water.
a 145+ wouldve used analcorn
corn is really fucking bad for u so i dont think so.
>>83111840why tf wouldl they not use warm water lol
corn bad but 4chan 18 hours a day good
i really do need more leafy greens in my diet
>>83111860did u see those tats. guarantee it was just cold water right out of the tap. and it was probably 10 degrees outside.
porn good but goonchan 69 hours a night bad
>>83111861i have an adjustable desk. u dont see me but im like doing jumping jacks and yoga and shit in between posts half of the day.
>>83111861>corn bad but 4chan 18 hours a day goodyes... i can't find the pic of gambs saying your success is related to how much time you spent on 4chan so here's this instead
>>83111882me on the left
lmfao jamal doing jumping jacks trying to bounce his pillar of autumn past the flood infestation while thinking of tent one-liners
middle right is janny after i mass report winning posts
anacreon hiding from his wife permanently to avoid putting the tent away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWkNGo7UTCU
i was thinking about the reach pillar of autumn mission randomly today thats weird
>>83111927thought he was gonna hit his nose on the guitar multiple times. look at that thing. how do u even walk around without bumping it into things.
>>83110610oh shes a hoe hoesad!
wife kicked me out into the tent again
>>83111948tasteless selfie + tasteless tatts + tasteless bf
>>83111948holy SHIT
>>83111948this is some fucking nukige shit
>>83111948her father (if he didnt skip town the second her mother got pregnant) held her when she was born and had all these dreams of how great of a life she could life and what a great person she could be come only for it to amount to this
>>83111955idk how u could hobnestky have a relationship with that. i couldnt do it. oh hey honey playing with your tits and ass again today? very cool. have fun see you later.
uh no we mostly dread the idea of our babies growing up we don't think about that shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqt_WYwgYTc
with all due respect senor, nobody asked
>>83111990are these retards ever going to make any more music
Does anyone assume women are gonna get up to anything particularly amazing? You're basically crossing your fingers and hoping she becomes to wife to some accountant and doesn't become a ho. @analcream are any of your kids girls?
>>83111975the real world generally sucks for almost everybodyeven the blessed minority still has to witness the immense suffering that happens to others every day on this earth
>>83112001do u not remember the girls u went to school with. not all of them were hoes. especially the nerdy ones.
>the real world generally sucks for almost everybody
respect women
how much racial abuse will analcorn take from jamel before cracking i wonder
jimmy cracked analcorn and no1 cared
i miss the cute nerdy girls from school hopefully they went on to have good lives and did not get married to walking irl jaks.
>>83111998wait for tim to fully transition
wouldnt mind dating an onlyfans girl at all honestly as long as it was solo content only
>>83112001yes i have daughters. it's not as bleak as you're putting it but yeah my son is like 1 and talking in sentences so my hopes for him are kinda higher lel... but seriously i'm proud of all of my kids and i think they're all really great. i just wanna make sure they all have everything they need
every nerdy girl in my class in hs was butt ugly
i think his strategy going into today was to make family related posts really hard to try to overcome the fact that there is no tent
what has your 1 yo son done that youre so proud of him
how many do you have? we need more respectable fathers to balance out qm hating his wife
>>83112046>i just wanna make sure they all have everything they needW post if your not spoiling your kids
>>83112045i mean if she somehow really was into me and was willing to be my sugar mommy with her titty bucks. yeah ok whatever. we take those
>>83112068*you're
>>83112085
>>83112045>>83112077how could you be ok with ur gf being an internet stripper and anyone being able to see her tits and pussy for 10 buck
its not really the porn itself its more what that says about them as a person to do that for money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFEoTqrmiKI
>>83112068>spoiling your kidsi don't think i am but honestly it is hard to judge those kinda things when you're in the middle of it. and getting an outside opinion feels bad too lel...>>83112065he's really smart>>831120673
>hes rly smartlol hes 1 think ur full of shit
>>83112104i expected to see a liveleak video for some reason when i clicked on this
i will be roughly jamals age when anacreons kids are grown up... scary
>>83112097again id have to actually experience it to know. i just like the situation of a woman having her business handled. i dont think id want that but again if she was actually all about me and wanted me forever and ever for realsies i could probably deal with it. problem is thats a fictitious scenario. its about as likely as a tent sitting on the deck for 4 days.
>he's really smartunless ur wife is descended from euler or gauss it seems unlikely that ur midwit ass could father anything other than a midwit
seethy getting mad at a literal 1 year old lol cannot make this up
>>83112125>again id have to actually experience it to know.why?
>>83112097i mean how different is it really from knowing your girl has fucked other men beforeat least with of you know its just for the money and its just online
>>83112140because of the rest of the post. thats literally the entire reasoning. we could be together and i start getting super jealous anyway even if she reassures me im the only one she really wants forever. i have no idea.
my wife is probably taller than most of you and is 金髪碧眼
>>83112147of fucking course it's odious oedipus that thinks like this i should have known. kill yourself.>>83112150the normal reaction is to instinctively be repulsed by the idea of ur girl being a whore
imagine you find your dads posting history and its just years of him constantly meatriding a namefag
being on djt is probably more harmful to your soul than visiting incels is
>>83112148The moment that little shit hits 2.5yo, you know he's taking it to get tested.
of course a fuckin incel forum is one of the last active bulletin boards on the internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umCCPYgy7nw
>>83112178lmfao those bottom two posts read like a punchline
>>83112165whore is fucking other men and bonding with other men. taking pictures of ur tits and ass and baiting gooner paypigs with shit she doesnt really mean is not the same. i also know someone who does ewhoring to a degree and the way they talk about it is really interesting but also painful because they really do just view it as a job and dont feel it the same way us sensitive boys do.
>>83112199dont almost all of them just hire dudes to sext for them
>>83112199>i also know someone who does ewhoring to a degreemeaningless if not irl
but again i do wnat to make it clear for me to ever be in that situation she would have to really win me over that shes for real about me. and in order for that to work i would have to feel the same without doubts. its a fictitious scenario and i wouldnt know truly until i know through experience>>83112214i guess
>>83112168lol
i hate americans
guessing there are 10+ posters here now
ur arguments make no sense to me because you're framing it as it being someone you'd be in a serious relationship with and thats the case where her being an online stripper is the most negatively impactful. everyone can see ur girls spread asshole online imagine you get married and god forbid have children thats now ur wife. yuck
>>83112174i don't really trust "potentialZ unlimited". also i never took an iq test and i don't think my kids should.it is either high and goes to your head and ruins your life (like some here kek), or it's low and goes to your head and ruins your life
we have chart nigga, seethy, plant nigga, analcorn, jamal, analcorns 3 kids, and seethys alternate personality
>>83112248yeah i'm thinking we're so back
>seethys alternate personalityif you mean me i dont rly seethe much anymore
>>83112246
im abandoning djt for discord fappy talky. we had a good run
>>83112255im not making an argument im just telling u waht i think. and yeah i wouldnt be looking to have kids so i would hopefully not have to deal with that part. but on the plus side she would probably be ok with me spreading my ass cheeks for a few quick bucks too so we can just purely sustain ourselves through the power of our holes.
that antrho nhk pic is actually killer
>>83112277lol and they dont even have air conditioning.
anacreon wants to fuck dog misaki.
>>83112277what kind of unit is that? i can't read it
>>83112298the F stands for Fuck You
>>83112290that's only really the northern part everyone else has it its like 34-35C here during summer id jump off my balcony without it
>if you mean me i dont rly seethe much anymore
>>83112294meow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up129IQUWTs
>>83112314cute
crazy how the oldest active thread on 4chan is older than my first 4chan post
nekomimi scene isnt even in the ln
83112337 Situation is Crazy.
>>83112314her va has a very qt voice
>>83112337did you come here because of the trump election stuff? :\
no
open the fucking door
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pippi got deleted for posting that on jp
>>83112386u must be the one that reports my posts every time
>>83112384dang why is this so hot
first came to 4chan in like 2012 or something idk maybe earliercouldnt find the epic memes i was promised on 9gag so i just went back there and eventually discovered reddit a few years later
imagine you go on your home network to post on 4chan for the first time as a teen and you see a ban already there from your father
holy fuck the djt thread i made on jp 11 days ago is still up. that's almost 2 weeks. is 4chan dead?
>>83112400i just remember shit
>>83112412>imagine you go on your home network to post on 4chan for the first time as a teen and you see a ban already there from your fatherTHANKS now i have a completely new fear i didn't even know i could have
oh god i'm gonna see his bans too nooooooooooooooo
Someone make a new op pointing people here.
>>83112425admitting that level of free real estate is probably not the way to go
>>83112413i am basically the thread. i dont even mean that with any ego cuz theres no thread if u guys dont post too. but u guys dont post unless i do and its a fact. idk why.
dont point anyone here we're full.
ai + captcha + the hack killed 4chan activitynot to mention how japanese has been going out of style after it peaked somewhere around covid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTKqkMKfWLsisnt his mother japanese and he grew up speaking it? god i hate this fucking faggot
we need new hoes. old hoes arent enough to sustain me. bring new hoes.
>>83112445its with everything dont flatter yourself
>>83112466his girl is pretty hot until she starts speaking though
jeez i wonder why nobody is posting lol l
>I'm fluent in Japanese. You can be too.
>>83112474its free real estate
>>83112480its kind of crazy how persistent he is considering he has to get a new ip for just a couple of dogshit posts nobody will mentally process
>>83112452that's true to some degree but also i think a bigger thing is this >>83112480
he's gonna come here eventually
>>83112452interesting >>82993987
>>83112502if i could post there without getting banned it would be the same thing. i post niggas like u show up. i dont post the thread sits for 2 weeks
everyone knows that tho. aint nobody disputing the sky is blue nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wew4_SoS1yI
this is the proper place to be anyway since we dont talk otaku anything anyway. we outgrew the egg that is /jp/ we have ascended to the trash.
>>83112532actually i take it back some people might do this
>>83112496im still hoping for a final post where he breaks character but i know its unlikely
>>83112512when i sleep the thread sleeps. scroll up to the start of this thread and note when all the posting started. interesting huh.
>>83112514i mean you can just go look at my amount of posts on jp vs here, obviously i post here way more despite you being in both threads. like i said i think you're right but it's only half the story
>>83112553they already broke character but only to me. its our secret.
>>83112559funny you say that actually look above your first post
>>83112561i cant with this asslicking it's just too much
>>83112567i post based on when i wake up. when u post is irrelevant basically
wonder if cavemen ever used to skeet on hoes or if they were creampie only
ok lets all quit djt forever. for real this time
>>83112572go post on /jp/ then
i like anacreon personally, decent guy
i cant quit djt until i am set free.
listened to a few hours of podcast todayalso almost done with my 650 page book just from reading a little in the lunch breaks most dayswhat immersion have you gotten today?
why not
>>83112574yet you're beneath me. fancy that
>what immersion have you gotten today?
>>83112595i dont really want to think about dirty bummy ass niggas skeeting on their hairy cave gfs. that was a different time in human evolution. we evolved to be better. *montage of the most degen internet porn plays for about 20 seconds*
We need mlenko here just to harass unko.
>>83112623odious oedipus eat shit and die
we really dont. these threads have been good and fine except seethe nigga needs to go to bed.
>>83112646i was just wondering whether the urge to skeet on hoes is natural or something relatively newi guess part of it is to avoid unwanted pregnancy
>>83112686the pull out thing is 100% a meme bro. u do realize theres still cum that gets in there and gets them pregnant right.
>>83112623i put on laputa for the 100th time this morning to distract the kids while mama makes breakfast >>83112610i love you too
he was posting on jp for weeks without a trip and there was 0 difference in post activity until he put a trip on againguess the weakest dogs have to bark the loudest or their bitches won't notice them
id guess probably 80% or more of the sub 100iq male population thinks the pull out "method" is actually effective lol
>>83112700but surely the big cummy is going to significantly increase the chances of babby formation compared to small cummies?
is seethy seriously now relating iq to nutting
>>83112733yeah but cave ppl prob fucked all the time. a lot more than ppl do now. and they were more fertile back then, both genders
let's be real most of you could probably cum inside the girl and not get her pregnant
>>83112466migaku sponsored this video
>>83112726didnt jamal start tripping after anacreon showed up with his trip
>>83112752you suck at poster detection and im just having a laugh not everything is so goddamn serious
>>83112730its actually been wild to see zoomers coming up and basically have had no sex education and now everyones got stds like crazy. its just wild. they watch porn and think they can just do that.
>>83112623i downloaded some chinese dictionaries including frequency dictionaries and then browsed djt
>>83112770yeah lol
>>83112759can we get a chart regarding the tent. status 4 days ago up to today preferably
we put on our trips like a mating ritual. anacron showed me his and so i shoved mine in deep.
>>83112791the tent is WET
why didnt u put it away before it rained. seems like a very irresponsible thing to do as the head of household.
>>83112756idk i wouldnt be too surprised if some communities had figured out that nutting in a bitch is what makes her pregnant and therefore avoiding nutting in them if food supplies were low or whatever
>>83112152how tall is the bitch
it did rain 5 hours ago in san diego
His wife told him not to. Niggas be pussy whipped.
how jamal finna pull up to anacreons tent party
>>83112817yeah to be honest i kinda suck at this shit. my dad taught me everything i know (nothing)
>>83112830kinks just happen bro. 50 years ago women werent getting their assholes turned inside out walking around with an elephant trunk hanging out of their ass but here we are.
jamal can you tell anacreon to stream or make a vocaroo in japanese pls
>>831128335 7
anacreon imi gonna need a vocaroo of u putting the tent away while talking to us in japanese. critical thresholds to meet are clear sounds of putting the tent away and u speaking japanese. none of this matters to me personally but since i was asked here we are.
That's not even tall for a lady. Wtf I was picturing some towering dommy mommy.
>>83112887ummm link ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbOJsbrISWc
im more of a tyosin fan
>>83112152incel forums/subreddits were so fucking funny in like 2022 or whenever they reached peak virality
saw 1 woman that was 6'2'' and 1 that was legit 6'4'' when i went to the store earlier these tall bitches freaky
death by snu snu is fine too
>>83112887wtf that would be freaky. anyway her height is like 90th percentile for women so yeah it's tall. my son is gonna be wayyy taller than me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgBViEh4C1Q
jamal will die of old age before anacreons son grows up. sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW7IuzqCgcotyosin songs that have some sort of melodic hook by a feature artist are rly good when its just pure rap it gets kinda one dimensional
almost every japanese woman i see who is taller than me is also at least a little fat
found mr. and ms anacreon
i have never seen a japanese woman in real life
tall japanese women must be starving for intimacy
imagine any japanese woman being taller than you fuckin lol odious oedipus is a turbomanlet
>>83112974i saw one who was like 183 at least the other dayits pretty rare but they are out there
>>83112958idk if i was gonna nitpick id say his emo shit is all basic af but since i like that nigga tyosin i dont mind
imagine your height and iq both being 110
>>83112941You were bragging that she was probably taller than most people here. So 90th percentile male height, about 6'0. You sometimes see little munchkins walking around with their amazon wives, it looks like a pretty good deal imo.
191.5 here
>>83112997lmao
>You sometimes see little munchkins walking around with their amazon wives, it looks like a pretty good deal imo.That's a fate worse than death. Short kings can't sexually satisfy cavernous amazonian vaginas.
>.5manlet liar detected actually tall people dont bother with this like im 188.5 but i just say 188
>cavernous amazonian vaginas
>>83113016i figure most men here are shorter than average lel>>83112880https://vocaroo.com/11gZOTYhDPhJ
>>83113028straight up inconvenient level tall unless you live in holland i guess
we dont do cm here they just write 6'3"
>That's a fate worse than death. Short kings can't sexually satisfy cavernous amazonian vaginas.
>>83113054really a 10 year old quiz 'roo? surely we can do better.
cant really imagine a bitch being taller than you mattering that much for sexprobably wouldnt even notice
not enough diverse thread personalities. when's quiz coming back
they sent him to the fat farm
>>83113058not really everything is big in america at least if you're rich
height and weight probably matter the most during sex. it's more about logistics than whatever the stuff is that you care about in porn
we have moved past thread personalities
taller women have more sexual partners because they are more horny so go tall if you wanna ball
https://vocaroo.com/1e8HbgYnXNNv
>>83113130you're such a creep 100% larping about being married
that mic quality is ass
what the hell am i doin' here
i told u guys. him and qm are basically the same. i was full of shit too but at least i was willing to admit it.
being tall sucks for doggy and missionary cause when you're kneeling ur knees have to be far apart so that you're low enough to stick it in which gets tiring and after like 10 minutes my leg muscles start burning
>>83113169wrong
>>83113169piv should only last about 5 or 10 minutes not counting foreplay so its ok
this guy has sex >>83113169
>>83113178you're probably short and a virgin
>>83113169retard. just put her up on the kitchen counter. get a step stool. have her put on her heels because thats actually kinda hot. theres a million ways to deal with this meanwhile ur over there doing splits like a retard. lmao
just get a bitch on a cushion
im like 3 cm taller than you and never had that issue buddy sit down
>>83113169taller bedframe always did the trick. unless you're like 6'2+ in which case maybe not
6'7 niggas
>>83113201sex on the kitchen counter or over the couch is fun every now and again but it's not a long term solution
how about sex with putting the tent away anacron. how about that.
ngl most really tall people look weirdits just not aesthetically pleasing past a certain point
>>83113247that nigga looks weird because hes a giraffe.
>>83113247mad salty jelly
what's up with the tent obsession
that nigga eats foliage from tree branches.
>>83113215yeah me standing next to the edge of the bed solves it and as a bonus i cant even cum when standing up>>83113201there are solutions but sometimes you just wanna fuck on the bed and be comfy
just imagine him with a beard and an afro
>>83113259im ~autistic~ also i thought that last quip was slightly funny at least.
>>83113257i would like to be taller but id much rather be around 181 than 185+
Demis Hassabis now believes “AGI by 2030 plus/minus a year”
>>83113267What about prone bone? Does that shit work irl?
anything below 6 feet is short and you'll never really be respected as a man
too bad agi cant make him not brown lol
>>83113294this is a meme. many rich and powerful respected ppl are under 6 feet tall.
>>83113308respected but not as men
for example jeff benzos is 5'7"hes literally shorter than every1 here.
>>83113309grok make him into a giraffe eating from a tree branch
>>83113308but remember those japanese ladies who were disappointed that daniel radcliffe/harry potter was so short irl
0 people respect bezos
>>83113289it does not work at all for me and my wifelike the hole is simply not at the angle my penor isbut i imagine it depends on a lot of variables
did she get buccal removed
>>83113318u would kneel before benzos to make up for the height difference.
>>83113339BOG
idk what buccal is but i do know what bucees is and that place rules.
just remember the goatse guy is wearing a wedding ring
>>83113339spent all her divorce money on cringe ngos lol women suck so bad
>>83113337bunko? u would need some kind of equipment capable of carrying that heavy of a load. try an engine hoist. then u can adjust the height and angle easier.
holy fuck i want some chicken right now. plant nigga be damned
>>83113294bro just suck a dick already
the older i get the more i realize how dogshit the j-j definitions are on weblio
>>83113363we should have a daily japanese thread crew lunch. lets all go to churchs or popeyes.
tall, no acne, strong jaw, good eyes, low facial fat, head full of hairyou need all this to be a real man
