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Welcome to the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread!
2026/05/30

Eyebots Edition

Previously: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82975081#

[ Starting Guide:https://rentry.org/PokeversePrimer ]
[ Pokemon Open Guide:https://rentry.org/ThreadBattleSystem ]
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FAQ:

Q: I want to [activity with Pokemon I am unsure about] / [Pokemon] is making advances I am unsure about
A: Just talk to them already

Disclaimer: There are straight and gay pokephilia threads. Direct your porn dumps there, not here.

Question of the day: Are pokemon made of multiple 'units' actually a single pokemon?
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>I'll repost it here for visibility
>>83143445
>>83132693
>>83126872
>>83123079
>Alright then.
>Doro hits Star with a dig attack, what a bunch of rats.
>And with his boosted attack, this double hurts.
>And the Eevee counters with a Last Resort.
>Good thing she used all her available attacks, she gets even more dangerous now.
>If only she used those strategies when fighting Phoxy, maybe she'd have a chance to win...
>It hurts bad, but Doro uses the opportunity to use his instant potion and negates the damage from Last Resort.
>The potion feels warm and invigorates you!
>+0.5 HP per turn for two turns.
>Meanwhile, Teleo is getting ready to strike.
>The others know he acquired an item, but have yet to know what it does.
"Right, let's cause a bit of chaos shall we!?"
>Phoxy raises her wand and throws not one, but three items on the field!
>A blue one, a red one, and a purple one.
>That one is new, what could it do...
>Only one item attempt per turn btw, not all three at once.
>Star: 2/4 HP
>Doro: 2.5/4 +2 Atk, +2 Acc, heals 0.5 for two turns.
>Teleo: 2.5/4 (1 Max Attack charge)
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(christ, the black color challenge stage 4 sucked hard.)
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>>83142020 (Teleo)
(Damn, that's like the best parts of mtg)
(Baba took me a TON of time to finish, some of those puzzles are too much.)

¡¡ You are right Teleo, there are tons of STORIES of small faires, and us sylveon are BIG mons. It’s time to increase our reach¡ I shall start thinking of such a fairy tale. HO my maybe Fea used a cage only to MAKE that small... would make perfect sense.
No self respecting fairy would do that, even indirectly a THRID party must be used. Sounds easy enough ATLANTIS is just one city. WE have laid the plan then, FIRST hummies then ATLANTIS¡ That’d make sense IF BERYL could read what I write, which he can’t, Checkmate Teleo.

It helps me sleep¡ it saps away my last STRENGTH to make sure I sleep like a soundly¡ Makes me more powerful in the dreamverse¡
It’s too late Teleo, you can’t stop it, I am charming then DESTROYING the dot.

>>83142114(Zapman)
Anything less than millions is rookie numbers.

>>83143639(Tanner)
Such a CRYBABY
From my point of view it’s way harder to KEEP going with a suboptimal BODY. SO your parents are the only thing holding you BACK, do not worry TANNER, that’s what I am here for¡ Just tell me where they are and I’m gonna LAY IT DOWN to them¡ You seem awfully scared of the Zodiak signs, weeeird.
How you think we groom our fur¿ BY NIBBLING and combing...

It’s make your evolution much smoother¡

>>83145189
(what was it?)
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>>83146094
(a duel with jace beleren. the fight wasn't nearly as fun as times when i use the white deck and cards that i enjoy.)
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>>83146130
(Lmao arena rightfully teaching you to HATE BLUE, pretty based tbqh)
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>>83142981
wack

>>83143412
little man

>>83143639
thats pretty pretty good
because I am thinking to let Mho do trips here in Alola by himself from time to time, so he can do the trials

>>83132507
"And if he doesn't, where he plans to get them. For all we know, he may try a legitimate approach over multiple months to throw off the authorities."
>Total headache for anyone that could feel them
"Argh, we are in the damn dark other than the mega stone approach. Curse that damned submarine"
>Mho nods. That is all he can do currently

"On the pokeballs topic
"They also recovered the raw data from the pokeballs. All heavily edited and blanked out, other than the mystery dead trainer in Vex's pokeball. "
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>>83146180
(i like purple more anyway.)

>>83146268
(he's a good boy. the bestest boy even.)
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>>83144237
I wanna say no but they get caught in one pokeball, so...

>>83140752
I guess it depends on your point of view. I'd say everyone's still cheating. Oh really? Will Wha-et appreciate you giving away such powerful secrets?
Who knows? Whatever it is, it scares me too...
No that's gonna make it worse!

>>83141115
Maybe, but I could see it.

>>83141626
That's great! Wow, I should stop giving you candy altogether if it's that easy to get your respect!
You think so? I suppose you can tell me you told me so if I ever get stabbed in the back by one.
Hmm... I'll believe it when you manage it!

>>83142114
I guess so!
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>>83146276
(Based)
>>>/wsg/6162014

>>83146295
Sooo badass, now you just HAVE to live up to your claims, but I am sure YOU’ll BEND when I use my BIG FAIRY EYES to plead for candy¡
I Will, and I shall enjoy it GREATLY¡
You are a recent new male in this site, so I gotta SHOW that I am the ALPHA here¡
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>>83146094
(baba is you?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1ZMC-VgFGI
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>>83146463
(looks about right.)
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>>83146466
(Yeah, I have some HOT opinions about Baba, but that would be SPOILERS and they are very nitpicky)
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>>83146667
(i finished it myself a while ago. or at least before the january 2024 update for it.)
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>>83146729
(BABA IS YOU SPOILERS: NOICE, I didn't liked how it leaned heavily into stacking words in the last levels. Wasn't a fan of it and bypassing STOP, it never felt intuitive, like exploiting a bug of the engine.)
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now
it is
the time
wait, where did the special wooper go?

>>83146276
(precious)

>>83146667
(I got stuck somewhere things got SPOILERS and then I forgot to keep playing)
(Doesn't help that it was on Switch, got no further updates as far as I know)
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>>83146824
(yeah, baba gets really crazy even before the end imo.)
(i'd probably have a tougher time replaying it now though.)

>>83146890
(yus.)
(it's been on steam too. the switch version didn't get the update?)
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>>83146906
(Frankly, I am not sure if it did. I got in Switch because I was commuting to work even more back then)
(Between Steam and the possibility of one day getting a Steam Deck (despite price issues) and my Switch (thinking of selling it and get a Switch 2 if Winds/Waves is, by a miracle, good), it has been hard sometimes to decide on which ports to buy)
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>>83146939
(ahh.)
>if Winds/Waves is, by a miracle, good
(keep your expectations low, zapster. the mainline games haven't been good in a while...)
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>>83146906
>>83146890
(Yeeah, I wish it did had more letter and less THAT. I licked stephen sausage roll more tbhqh)
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((PICK UP THE PHONE, BABY))
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>>83147170
>Unplugs the phone.
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>>83147170
louieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I am the phone

>>83147042
(It's all fun and games until you feel yourself developing a headache)

>>83146971
(I know, and it pains me)
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>>83147042
(that one's to spensive for me.)
(you like golf? check out golf peaks.)

>>83147234
(yeah...)
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>>83147170
But I am ON The phone

>>83147234
(Never happened to me, although I enver play while commuting, since I barely commute)

>>83147271
(I did, it was good!)
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>>83147390
(nice.)
(gn u and all yall. i'm getting tired...)
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>>83147271
(a mood)
(See you)

>>83147390
(Spending 4+ hours in a bus each day I have to go to the office sucks, even if it is just one or two days a week)
(Sucks more due to either physically drying up thanks to bad ACs in summer, or sweltering warm heating as soon the driver catches a whiff of cool weather)
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Today's desired ingredient is pickled herrings
I am shocked grocery stores seem to be out of them
I am also looking for bruised eggplants. This is not a brand of eggplant but an actually bruised eggplant
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>>83147920
are you making dinner, or some new and innovative potion?
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>>83148111
Curse ingredients for another witch who needs them in exchange for a favor
Bit of a diplomatic tit for tat, or so they say
It's how we stay amicable
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>>83148163
hmm
understandable
maybe time to pickle some herrings yourself
and gently slam some eggplants against a table
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>>83148187
....
It never occurred to me to just bruise or pickle them myself
I'm getting too used to other people doing this stuff for me. I gotta get out there and get ingredients myself like I used too. Else I'll turn lazy
Speaking of lazy, are you ambulatory yet?
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>>83148316
that's the spirit of DIY
anyway
not yet
but I have the necessary materials now
I just need to get to my workshop and hope for the best
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Up
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(norning yall.)
(wizard gang. wizard gang.)
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>>83151466
>Luggy...
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>>83152133
(ponder the lorb.)
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>>83151466
(Morning!)

>>83147842
(Thank god I don't have to commute, sounds like absolute pain in the ass.)
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>>83153892
(heya)
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>>83141362 (The Dawg)
(Totally. I'll send you my name when I get time, or you can send me yours.)
(What kinds of decks are you liking so far)

>>83141626 (Wha-et)
(Outer Wilds rules. 3x3 material for me)
(Cool, I'll find time this week and we can play something)

>>83142114 (Zapman)
/>Any bad news for Wayland is good news for me
>He thinks for a second
/>Wait, no it's not. That freak in the hazmat suit has some way of ensuring loyalty?

>>83143466 (Taner)
>>83143639
>Anri clenches her fist, in anger and not surprise
>Even Dan seems pissed
A: "How cruel. Bastards. I'm surprised you could leave yourself at a human's mercy after that. How did you save your family?"

>Anri doesn't seem offended he doesn't bow, the warmth in his eyes is welcome enough
>Dan and Nuit are clearly not as invested in it as she is, either
A: "I'm Anri. This is my son Dandelion and his partner Nuit."
N: "You definitely don't talk like an Inferno. More like a comfy hearthflame."

(Based on what you said to Wha-et)
No offense (I guess) but I just always sorta assumed you were an orphan. You've got orphan energy. How do you think they're gonna take the news about, y'know, what species their grandkids are gonna be?
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>>83154905
(the white keep the peace starter deck. it's fun to use when i get the cards i like in my hand.)
(mouse bites#88560)
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>>83154289
(Hewo)

>>83154905
(It is great, specially that ending)
(Sure!)
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>>83156391
(how's the w3 adventure going? or was it w4?)
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(hm...)
(the garlic parmesan sauced pizza i talked about trying a while ago wasn't too great. it needed a marinara dip and i didn't get one for it.)
(tasted like a cheesy breadstick and not like anything horrible at least.)
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>>83156811
>>83157128
(I though the red salts was with gold ore and not copper, I used muh refining ability with no resource UOOO. That 3d printer thing is coolio tho, some automation)
(unless is some thin fancy pizza I don't really taste the toppings, at least when it is bad, it's still good)
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>>83157299
(saltlocking is a deadly thing so try not to lose focus on the first three salts too much when you can get mats for them. also to help salt costs stay down when they rank up, buy the salt related w3 merit shop listing about 3 times when you get enough w3 merit points, then max it out later. i'd also suggest some focus on the 3d printer listing and build/food slot listing.)
(hmmm maybe i should have gotten it thin crust instead of handtossed then, but i know now it definitely needs a side of marinara.)
(after this i'll just stick to marinara sauced pizza tho. less of a hassle.)
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>>83157299
(oh, and at least you can use the gold ore for this bubble.)
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>>83154905
/>well uh, he stole Aether Foundation research on a mind control neurotoxin of out from this planet's origins
/>with the full intention to manufacture more
/>hopefully, he is not sharing

>>83152319
(pondered the lorb)

>>83153892
(It is absolutely a pain, and I know people who do it five times a week)
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>>83157475
(Yeeeah, I wasn't putting too much attention to it, ho I didn’t knew about that merit, thanks. I have the 3d printer just getting random stuff atm, but it’s hard to know what when you can just idle the item itself.)
(I’m a sucker for weird ingredients in pizza desu, specially thick meat like chicken or cuts as topping)

>>83158375
(Can’t be me I’ve managed to evade the office, even sold my car.)
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>>83159429
(people usually use the 3d printer to 3d print alchemy/construction stuff. but right now i'm afk farming mats for construction instead of using the 3d printer myself.)
(chicken's good but i felt like going plain today.)
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>>83159822
(Yeah I guess that’s when you reach peak optimization, which I think I’m very far from.)
(Plain is good too, after all it’s still pizza)
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>>83160973
(somewhere around there. yeah. you enjoying the elites so far too?)
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>>83154905
(added i think.)
(sig, right?)
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>>83161177
(Yeeh those skills are very good, I ahve been using the one that boost levels on other skills and tool efficiency, pretty dope tbhqh. It was worth rushing w4 for them)
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>>83142114 (Zapman)
Oh that's unfortunate. Like Taner said I haven't heard of a time limit. What went wrong?

>>83142981 (Walker)
Perhaps a non-car mode of transportation would suit you better at this point, haha
That's great! Maybe you'll get some better sleep this way

>>83143445 (Taner)
You mean 'adventures' that you willingly throw yourself into!
Its definitely possible. I'm not sure if I have any, I haven't looked them up either. I've seen some of Doro. He has some uh, -very- enthusiastic fans!

Its been a bit rainy here, but seems like its clearing up the next few days. Hopefully it doesn't rain on you lot. But otherwise yes its been fairly pleasant, if a bit too on the hot side. At least I can cool myself off whenever, and I'm sure everyone gets along very well with Dream when it gets to be this temperature, haha!

>>83143445 (Taner)
>>83146268
"Well then the first step is locating all the stones, and even then there may be some out there that are wholly unaccounted for. I assume the League might be able to gather that information. But yes, it hinges on him not already having a set. Worth a try though"
>Its the best they have at the moment
"Unless we catch him on some other crime spree and he uses mega evolution, or there's a mole in ZODIAC, we probably won't be able to know. But, you know, magic"
>Answer to everything

>>83146094
(Yeah Baba got kind of obnoxious near the end)
Smolveon... Ooh you think he did? Or maybe his wife put it on him, heheh
Ok, but what about Dragapult? They're ghost / dragon, perhaps they're the ones in the middle of the power ladder between ghosts and dragons. Collar and leash them and you control all the dragons! Honestly I thought you'd be into the domination part of that a little more. Well do you know where Atlantis is? I think not! But he does, you and Beryl have talked to each other

Its sucking your brain energy too because those sites are made by psychic types! They're taking your brain power Wha-et!
Do not destroy the dot!!
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>>83144237
One organism made up of many individuals! Man-O-War are like that!

>>83144688
>Well, its almost dead even after the two clash like that
>And another item spawn, three this time, and a new color to boot
>Both of them are pretty scary damage-wise. If he takes one out, the other will surely finish him off
>And knowing his luck with the shields, going for the heal item probably isn't wise
>Teleo was going to cause some chaos like Phoxy wanted with Max Hailstorm
>But its not AoE, haha!
>So Hydrosnipe it is, at Doro
>He didn't forget that Night Slash from earlier...

>>83146295
All's fair in love and war after all. Fairies can just re-write the rules anyways, they just need to come up with a fairy tale involving whatever they need and poof, it is so. Plus playing double agent is funny
I can't believe Doro actually HATES all his friends and the happy butterflies...
But what if it makes it better! Tame the beast!

>>83145151
>>83151466
(Lugis.......)
(Nevening doggy!)
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The modified handkerchief is proven to be a success¡ Gotten quit a lot of candy¡

>>83144237
It's cheating tho, so if ME and another two sylveons got together then WE'D be a new evolution¿ seems FAKE

>>83163761
(Besto puzzle game is Original Talos Principle, unfortunately Talos 2 is not as good and tight, it’s still a good sequel, I am a fanboy for Croteam.)

Maybe he is still wearing it, Tanner doesn’t want the league to know that FEA is carrying two held items. That’s why everyone keeps him from revealing the secret. The cage must boost his abilities.
I would do that if there is a MIDDLE mon that communicates my DEMANDS towards the Dr*gapult. No Dr*gon would get the HONOR of hearing my MELODIOUS voice¡ I am into the DOMINATION part but unfortunately for them I am a harsh MASTER. Must be somewhere between UN*VA and G*LAR. I forgot to ADD: during the DAY¡ At night BERYL can read me, cuz my INFLUENCE decreases¡

Brain power is WEAK power, it’s worth trading for KNOWING their inner secrets, the HEART power is what truly matter that one is UNBREACKABLE¡
It’s too late Teleo, the plans are already in motion. It’s HAPPENING.
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>>83146463
Hmmm I guess we'll see, won't we? What if I don't have any candy on me?
I'm sure you would if it ever happened
But I've been around here longer than you!

>>83164476
(Classic Wha-et)
Uhh... well I guess it's better now, but still...

>>83152319
(pondering rn)

>>83164062
Well if fairies are just rewriting rules on the fly, surely they realize that encourages cheating! You just like anything that involves being an agent, Mr. Pond...
Well Hisuian me might, which is the problem...
You're welcome to try if I end up bad, but don't blame me if you lose a finger or two in the process!
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>>83163761
was asking just in case, for Mho's sake
since he'll keep doing trials when he can, but for now we got what I needed from Alola
though, there is the option of him doing the trials alone
uh
we have not separated in a while, last time was when he broke his arms and I was needed elsewhere. left him with a friend back them

>>83164476
just don't step into a plain white van

>>83163761
>>83143445
"Well, for sure what can be done now is to ask the League and Rangers to keep notes on Keystone and Megastone transactions. That may at least help with shell organization stuff."
>Further thinking
"We really do need a mole there, insider info. Figure out how do they keep that submarine running, because that is a lot of expenses for a single research group."

>As they talk, there is some development
>And that is Subject Two, Substance T... and Project VX (AKA Vex). Subject Two is still holding onto Subject 16's charred skull, and Vex is awake, being wheeled in a wheelchair by a nurse, though still using a breathing device

>>83159429
(I don't think I'll manage to ever fully avoid the office, but in lieu of that, staying at my current job and having to go only once a week is as best as it gets)
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>>83164476
You better not be getting into any vans!

(I haven't checked that one out, I'll give it a look!)

With how much he apparently fears his wife's teasing, it makes sense she keeps him under lock and key, heheh. Oh you think? I feel like it can't be healthy in the long term
I find it hard to believe you would not personally bully a dragon to do what you want! That seems like a very Wha-et thing to do! What makes you believe that's where Atlantis resides? What if it moves around! We'll see!

What if that's actually why your girls refused to listen though? The psychics have been sucking your brain power so much that your girls refuse to obey someone they can outsmart! It all makes sense when you think about it, they only got better once we started weening you off PokeTok...
Hopefully the dot does not have any next of kin to vow vengeance upon you

>>83164859
Fairies do it to intentionally bait their enemies into cheating, because cheating in fairy tales never works, it always makes you lose in the end! Best watch out for that! Hmm maybe, or maybe I was actually a triple agent of chaos!
But if Hisuian Zork is you, just mad and spiteful, that hate had to come from somewhere...
I'll just have Sam make me cool finger prosthetics, with a laser pointer that Wha-et can chase

>>83165348
Oh gotcha, well that's good to hear you got those much needed materials! Next phase of the plan then?
Ouch, is that why he wears those gauntlets? I've always been curious about those
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>>83164859
Hmmm Nooo candy, infront of a FAIRY, Doro that’s quite BOLD thing to do, I guess if you want my RESPECT without candy there are other ways of getting it~
Yeah but you were CURSED and I did huuu proved my DOMINANCE. But now you are uncursed, like a different ZORK, who knows if you are still the same underneath all that muscle and fur.

It now DEMANDS the candy, no trades only OFFERINGS.

>>83165348
What about plain dark vans¿

>>83165689
(The OG is better than he remaster, for some reason they remade the game using UE5.)
THE CLOTH no longer says that, Teleo I now receive CANDY and some pets¡

Ho my, I will make sure to tell Tanner to give Fea my condolence. Wearing it can’t be comfortable, although he might’ve gotten used to it. It might boost his mind into the battle, like a focus slash. Just a simple piece of cloth gives fighting types a boost, dumb fighting types...
Hmmm You might be right, but I haven’t TALKED to a dr*gon like... EVER they all run away from me¡ Especially the Goomies in the park, they FEAR ME TELEOE. :0 THAT’D explain so much¡ like how I caught a GLIMPSE of it in Paldea ONCE and never again¡

Hmmm it is a SOUND theory and has some merit to it. I’ll stick to INTAPOKE, until my current poketok ban expires. There are TONS of wrong hummies in POKETOK
Pfff I am not afraid of any vengance, it’d just be another dumb red dot.
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>>83165689
Sounds like someone needs to turn that strategy on them! Wouldn't a triple agent just be a regular agent?
I don't know... I don't feel like I have any repressed rage or spite.
Perfect, then you can distract him before he has to take you down when the fairies take over.

>>83166211
I could always bring some candy corn, I know those are your favorite! Other ways? I don't like the implication...
Ssssshush, you! I'm still Doro! I'm the same on the inside, the only thing that changes is my appearance!

Hmm... that's one way to look at it, I suppose...
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>>83154905
>Taner and Nuit are probably still speaking, Taner does turn his head to Star, perhaps sensing something is happening over there, but Star waves him off so he can continue
>Their reactions are the expected ones, Star's own once again seems to be greatly tempered by time and just how drastically different her life is from what it was then... all those events seem further away now
>Anri's question seems to get the Eevee thinking, taking a slight detour in the story for it
"It was difficult to associate Taner with the humans at the farm as he simply acted too differently. In addition, the world seemed too large for me to tackle on my own. I had been isolated on a small farm for the entirety of my life. Even the open area near the lab was overwhelming and I froze completely at my first site of a city. It was beautiful. But also terrifying. Taner praises me highly now but back then I was... scared. Of the entire world."
>Seems like that's something hard for her to admit
>Sometimes, she wonders if she still is, and she's simply found a different way to deal with it
>Does it matter, if she's happy with the way she's found?
"I was also raised from birth to be a trainer Pokemon. When the professor told Taner that he would never make it far if he chose me? That struck at what pride remained. I found I was determined to prove them all wrong. After that decision, how could I run from the first person who believed in me?"
>She smiles again, looks like it wasn't all bad memories
"And you see how he is. With nobody but myself to speak to? I soon knew as much about him as he knew about himself."
>She shakes herself
"Though it seems today I am the talkative one. Let me cease to digress. Eventually I discovered how useful the ability called 'reading' and 'writing' was. I had been using "Vee" for yes and "Voi" for no. But my lack of ability to otherwise communicate was a source of frustration for us both."
>1/2 again, whoops sorry
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Ah. choo. [[I promise]] I'll try and talk this time
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>>83154905
"So I managed to ask him to teach me to read. And he did. It took 3 months."
>The smile has faltered again now
"After I was confident enough for us to have our first conversation, the first question he asked me was..."
>She pause a moment, making sure her voice is still steady
"It was why I looked so sad sometimes. I had not thought he had noticed. But he asked. So I told him. About the farm. The fate of my family. And he... he cried as if it were his own family it was happening to. For a few minutes. But then he got angry. He asked me more questions. About where they were. When they were shipping out. It is only happenstance that I had happened to overhear the answers to such questions before I had been sent into the system myself. He then looked me in the eyes and told me that he was going to save them. No matter what. Even if it cost him his career as a trainer."
>A pause
"I trust this will not leave this castle. We have trusted some with this story but what he did to save them could still now cost his career as a trainer if it were to get out. Even if it now seems long enough ago that we do not think of it so often. But he did save them. I had given up on them surviving. I did not see any world where I would see them again. And now..."
>She gestures at all the Eevees in the room
"Apologies. I tried to shorten the story, but failed."
>It does explain at least some measure of her feelings to Taner, at least

>After all that, Inferno, the friendly fluffy Flareon, who like Star, seems like he's healed from much of the scars all that must have left
"Nice ta meet you!"
>He let's out what's almost a guffaw at that
"Aw, thank ya again!"
>He pats his fluff
"Reason I decided to be a Flareon 'n the first place 'were all the fluff, ya know. That 'n it 'elped me be a better cook, found I enjoyed doin' that. Iffen Taner ever shares some food with ya'll, odds are I had a paw 'n makin' it."
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>>83146094
Ok.
They aren't the only thing holding me back. I mean, they are pretty high on the list, and, uh, no. You will never meet them. Though if you did pretty sure they'd pray over you a lot and take you to church and maybe that'd be good for you, I dono. But no.
But also on the list, under "my parents" is:
1. Lack of hands (I've gotten very used to them! I have tried posting here with paws before, I typically just give my Pokegear to Star when I'm an Eevee in Minecraft.)
2. Star actually likes my human form for quite a few reasons. She's gotten used to my shoulder, for just one example.
3. Harder to carry a backpack
4. People might expect me to participate in battles
5. I've done a lot of work to make my human body be in okay shape and it'd be sad to throw that all away
6. Harder to set up a tent
7. Lack of tallness (wouldn't be an issue if I weren't used to it)
9. Don't want to nibble on myself (I mean, it's fine, but I don't wanna)
10. Harder to talk to humans (lower on the list than it might be since Star/Freedom could help me with that the same way they help me with the Pokemon-side of that now)
11. The job opportunities go down... also I'd have to use, uh, protection, during certain things, which I don't need to right now most of the time, also in Minecraft

I mean, I also could probably come up with 10 or more reasons it would in fact be an advantage, too, but the pros just outweigh those cons right now, I'm afraid.

I... don't see how it could be smoother than just having me hang around Star a lot of the time? It's already nearly happened a few times-- in Minecraft. I'm getting really fond of that disclaimer-- and Star thinks it'd be more often if not for the fact that battles tend to accelerate it.

>>83164476
I really got to second what Teleo is saying right now, even I know better than that!
(Really great picture though! Once again reminding me that Dave needs to come back soon...)
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>>83144688
>>83164062
>>83164859
>Star knows what the green item does at this point
>Doro could take her out in one hit, if he decides to aim at her, and if green is healing, she has a feeling that whatever Teleo has might be able to do so as well
>She can use a Wish, but she has a feeling that both Teleo and Doro would decide they want to take her out before the healing could land if she were to do that
>If red and blue mix to create purple, that would imply the purple one is perhaps some combination of the other two?
>In any case, she doesn't feel like there's many versions of events where she wins without ether that or the green item, she still doesn't know what the red one does, but...
>She's going to aim on opening the purple, this is the roll
>Also the roll for Taner not getting crushed

>>83163761
The percentage of ones I willingly throw myself into is smaller than the ones that throw me into them unwillingly! Plus even the willing ones are too often ones I wish, uh, wouldn't happen.

Yeah, I've seen some of Doro too. The, um, type of enthusiasm seemed to change after the, uh, spell. But I suppose with it being in the name of making Pokemon Pokemon trainers more accepted, it's a good thing, even so! And Doro sure doesn't seem to mind.

I like rain, sometimes. Not when we are in the middle of the route and get a downpour, but I don't mind a sprinkle of rain now and then, and rain days have that nice smell to them, no matter where you go!
It's a good thing Dream and Inferno are so willing to help out in the summer and winter! But Dream is very understanding about others not wanting to be too hot.

>>83154905
Nope, not an orphan! What is orphan energy?
Uhhhh well that's something I've been putting off finding out for, um, years at this point. I can put off finding out for a few more years... I love my parents and they are very kind.
But also, very, uh, traditional...
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>>83144237
>Are pokemon made of multiple 'units' actually a single pokemon?
I think it depends on which one we're talking about. A lot of them are a hive mind, and so it becomes a hard, uh, classification. But some like Falinks I think are just, different Pokemon that have maybe, like, a minor hive-mind like power? Or something?

>>83146268
>>83163761
>>83165348
>Taner considers
"Teleo's right. How much can we, um, coordinate with the League in other regions to do that? I'm guessing that he'll try to go after trainers with them, after that... Any trainer with a mega stone isn't going to be a pushover, but he isn't, either. Though I guess he's somewhat lacking in strong Pokemon right now..."
>>"Curse that damned submarine"
>Star nods
"Not a bad idea at all. We may not be able to find it with magic. But cursing it with magic? That may be on the table. We will have to ask Beryl and Tempest at the next opportunity."
>Perhaps it's Teleo's thought about magic being the answer to so many things causing her own thoughts to go int the direction of using it more
>As much as she knows there might be some innocent people and Pokemon on it against their will, just having it sink to the bottom of the ocean would save far more lives than it'd take...

>On the pokeballs... and on the topic of the three Pokemon that 512 put through hell
"Oh. So nothing that helpful then... Still, I look forward to giving all three of them that good news. I'll probably head out to do that as soon as I've finished my meal, and check up on a few more things. I'm not leaving right away because I'm not sure if they'll let Dredd fly back in after we do, when it's not an emergency."
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>>83164062
(late heya, lizurd.)

>>83163345
(nice.)
(man, apocalypse zow sure takes a while to build up. ~10 hours for 100k kills so far with my barb. i've got it up to 4 counts so far.)
(kinda why i prefer leaving it in fishing hell.)
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>>83166211
(Remaster slop...)
Ok, good, just making sure...

Who knows, maybe he likes it! I'm sure if anything is mentioned to Fea about it, he'll say the cage is to 'contain the beast' or something like that. Hmm, maybe, but I feel like he thinks too much with his dick for that to be the answer
Then it sounds like they would listen to your every command if they cannot escape your grasp! This is the perfect opportunity Wha-et! Also leave those Goomies alone! Perhaps it moves if a land dweller discovers it, which is why you couldn't find it after spotting it that one time!

I feel like Intapoke is worse, AND it'll make your typism worse as well... What am I to do with you love! Oh dear Arceus what have you been watching on PokeTok...
That's what they all say before they're eaten by the big red dot

>>83166672
Indeed, time to channel your inner fairy Doro, write your own tale and beat them at their game! No, its different! I would be pretending to be a double agent working for B pretending to work for A spying on B, simple stuff Doro
Despite all your rage you're still just a ruse in a cage...
Or, you know
I am an honorary fairy, so I am quite safe when their world domination plan is enacted! This is so he gets exercise

>>83166989
Its a Louie!
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>>83167324
Hmmmm, ok, I'll believe you on that. But yes, I have a feeling the ones you jump into aren't the most pleasant a majority of the time

I bet it did. And after the calendar teaser was dropped? Holy moly they went crazy online. They're still asking when the entire thing is releasing, which is funny. I don't think they're ever going to let Doro forget about that, heheh. But yes, the more people are exposed to it, the more the idea seems normal to people, so its a good thing. I don't think Doro looks himself up online for these exact reasons, haha!

I'll enjoy a good rain so long as it isn't raining literally sideways like it had a few days ago. Seriously, some of these random isolated thunderstorms are intense... But that's also because I'm a water type so I don't mind staying out in the middle of a storm. Now being inside with a nice warm cup of coffee while its raining outside? Very cozy!
I cannot imagine being on the road year-round without a fire or ice type on the team. Nature be damned, comfort will be attained!

>>83167432
(what da dawg doin?)
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>>83167649
(i got some of my towers built up more in construction so i'm trying to get my worship up to 40 to do the w3 td.)
(pretty close so far, sitting at 39 worship rn.)
https://x.com/poke_sum818/status/2061277562891043325
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>>83167709
(oh nice! Super close!)
(good lizurd...)
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>>83167540
[[It's a new]]... Er.. I don't think we've introduced ourselves.
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>>83165689
next phase of the plan when I get back to Orre
which is, soon
also getting to that wooper with the strange device too
>(when they show up)

yep, right on the target
we had an uh, encounter with a combat robot that Team Plasma left behind in a bunker, Mho was still an Electabuzz back then
the trauma was worse than the pain

>>83166211
hmmmm
not enough data

>>83168090
heyyyy

>>83167423
>>83163761
"Knowing that madman, I doubt he would acquire mega stones through a straight pokemon battle."
>If anything, he'd aim straight for the opponent trainer
"How would you aim a curse to that sub, without knowing the location?"
>Hmmm

>Speaking of the poison trio, they are being wheeled into the cafeteria
>Subject Two and Substance T wave, but Vex seems...definitely avoidant. Not that he can leave the wheelchair
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>>83168090
I think you maybe have been around extremely briefly when I first started talking here, but no I do not believe we have actually introduced ourselves!
I'm Teleo, a retired league battler, a pleasure to meet you!

>>83168252
Exciting stuff!
Yes, I'm still curious as to what's going on with Sir Soggy
I think he may have gotten lost chasing that butterfly those few days ago...

You really do have the worst luck when it comes to dealing with criminal teams, even when they aren't physically present. Well I'm glad that physically he's alright, sounds like it was the sort of thing that's rather awful to remember, I'm sorry to hear

>>83168252
>>83167423
"I highly doubt he would go 'legit' to throw us off, he seems like the kind to go the most direct route rather than utilizing subterfuge. If anything, I wonder if attacking a trainer with the stones he needs would give him an opportune experiment to see how his mind control toxin works"
>Would be terrifying if you mega your pokemon, only for it to turn on you
>After all, mega evolutions are a... rather fragile balance, and pokemon are prone to going berserk
>Would make sense their mental fortitude would be vulnerable to manipulation
"Perhaps a piece of the hull came off when that mutant attacked it? Would that be enough?"

>Teleo glances up to see the trio enter in
>He returns the wave. At least two of them seem alright
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>>83168008
(oough)
(still not ready. the w3 td mobs are really annoying and i don't start the summoning with enough points to buy a few boulder rolling towers.)
(i forget if it was an upgrade vault listing or bubble that gives you more starting points.)
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>>83168477
[[Good day to you, sir]], Teleo! You can call me Louie. I used to be human 'till [[something ing ing]] happened.. it's a long story, I'd be here for a while, hah.
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>>83168491
(Aw dang, there a way to upgrade starting points?)

>>83168720
A human turned Rotom, hmm? If I had a nickel for every time I’ve interacted with someone like that, I’d have two… I think. Which isn’t a lot, but interesting it’s happened twice. Was it on purpose? Just happenstance? Did Beryl turn you into a zappy ghost, you two seem like friends
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>>83168866
(i think so, but i forgot what the source of it was.)
(ahh. it's this stamp. you can farm it from w3 sheepies.)
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almost
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>>83167540
I guess I'll have to practice my writing skills if I want to have a chance. I... think I understand, that's a lot of layers.
Yeah that sounds about right... wait a minute!
Pfft, okay yeah he could probably use some, but don't tell him I said that!

>>83169354
Fancy!
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>>83172567
(yus.)
https://x.com/PRRLL_KZK/status/2061255448435851554
(norning doro.)
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>>83172567
Become the author, the poet, the master of words. Spin a tale so powerful even the fairies cower at your prowess! Its very simple to understand, surely an agent such as yourself has participated in such, especially in the name of chaos!
Heheheheheheheheheh~
He will be hounded by the evil red dots until progress has been made. The relentless tide of the laser pointer...

>>83173149
(norning doggy!)
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>>83174043
https://x.com/ayamenora/status/1976663867070775676
(norning lizurd.)
(trying to farm that stamp... no drop yet.)
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(Turns out there are a ton of new 4chan userscripts, forked from 4chan-xt, I'm using this one, the comment preview is coolio https://github.com/cercos/4chan-eX)

>>83164859
WHY do hummies make CANDY cord if CORN isn’t a candy, there are tons of easily BETTER candy out there¡ MY RESPECT has to be earned, is not something that can be given NILLY WILLLY.
How am I supposed to KNOW that, I’ve only seen your outside¡ This ghost magic is unknown to me¡

Exactly, no need to communicate with HUMMIES when your all you gotta say can be worn in a piece of cloth

>>83167217
I go to CHURCH constantly Tanner Arceus knows me VERY well. I shall DEBUNK your FALSE statements easily¡ leets seee

1. Ribbon better than hand
2. Star will like your Sylveon form more than your current hummie one, she could ride on your back. Lazy Star
3. Get a backpack for quads, you SILLLY
4. Wear a cloth that says “DOESN’T BATTLE”
5. Your current toned body would translate to your Eevee body
6. Ribbon would make setting up tents easier
7. You can walk on ribbons and be TALLER than you currently are, ask Fea to show you
8. Don’t be a lazy ass, nibbling is like scratching yourself¡
9. Hummies don’t need a ton of words, just a few growls and meows to communicate
10. Doesn’t count, freeing yourself from the HUMMIE grind machine is a Plus here
Don’t you already need protection in MINECRAFT¿ You are just spamming excuses TANNER, how about you TRY it for a year or TWO, and then go BACK if you don’t like it¿

It’s to ENSURE you turn into a Sylveon and not into Idk.... Espeon or Glaceon. In Minecraft. That’d be a SHAME
You say that now Tanner, but what if someone was offering Idk, free EEVEES¿ huh¿

>>83167432
(yeah, specially because barb doesn't get mob revivals. Is it worth it¿ Doesn't seem like it.)

>>83168252
I'll leave it maybe.
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>>83174176
(yeah... the barb line doesn't get one until master class...)
(multikill doesn't really make up for it imo, not until you get higher multikill % anyway.)
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>>83167540
That sounds like him, although with that thing said beast would’ve turned into a pup... poor Fea. If it doesn’t help in battle, would it still count as a held object for the league¿ I’m sure some mons out there have tried to huuuu HIDE certain stuff in the middle of battles
YES, just gotta find a Drag*pult after destroying the hummie civilization, should take a DAY or two. WHY¿ Goomies are dragons and I am a FAIRY, dumb Goomies. Hmmm then I gotta pretend to be a water type, a vaporeon, There ought to be a Vaporeon costume for Sylveons.

Not typism, it’s TYPE REALISM¡ very different. I sometimes CORRECT hummies that INSULT Sylveons in that site¡ It can get heated...
PFfff that isn’t real, it’s just a thing we use to scare little EEVEES¡
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>>83174299
(HO I didn't knew multikill counts towards that, but yeah still with that, not worth it. should be 1M across all characters.)
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>>83174445
(well, kills across all your chars do count towards the w3 death note at least, if you built that already. which would boost up your multikill accountwide the more you fill up kills in it.)
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(i'd also work on apocalypse chow, but 1m kills across all mobs on the barb is too tough to work on right now.)
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>>83174894
1m kills per mob*



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