I'm so fucking tired of the standard romance options in videogames
LOOK YOU BIG EAR FREERF YOU TAKE THE HORNY LITTLE ASS AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY
>>83199355Why do rats make /v/ hard
>>83199355I'm so fucking tired of romance options in videogames altogether. What a waste of dev time and resources.
>>83199355>Human woman with big earsClearly you aren't tired enough
>>83199357I always hate when I see one of these with fucked syllables. The whole thing works better if you change it to "this horny mouse" instead of "a mouse" because it's 7 syllables so it fits with "Would you fuck it in a house?" aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>83199357I do so like fucking a mouse, thank you, thank you, mr vee
>>83199355>>83199357>>>/trash/
>>83199359>Not a gorgonTsk tsk, neither are you.
shut the fuck up you fag
>>83199357Rodents are adorable.
>>83199362Imagine OP but videogame.See? Now it's vidya related.
>>83199355
yiff in hell, nigger
>>83199362Did you put in your jannie app? Narc?
>resident evil but Ashely is a mouse and there are unskipable qte sex scenes where she gives leon a bodyjob
>>83199367I'd like to have a little rat friend who could sit on my shoulder and talk to me.
>>83199355try playing games instead of using them as a surrogate for a social life.
>>83199360it's called metre btwand yes it's inconsistent in that image. It lands on the wrong syllables. It switches from trochaic to iambic though i believe the original green eggs and ham does that too.
>>83199362I am pretty sure rat fucking mechanics are well established in videogames and are a critical part in videogame history.
>>83199355>>>/trash/
Sex with horny mouses
>>83199367>>83199355Who is this and why does she fuck human men
>>83199370This was such a weird, random meme.
>>83199355no worries, Witcher 4 was made for you as long as you don't mind Ciri looking like Yzma from "The Emperor's New Groove"
>>>/trash/
>>83199362We can change that.
mice?
>>83199381Cute
>>83199355why do faggot trannies keep making the grossest most unsexy anthro rats ever? like why does it NEED to be gross and ugly? every single fucking one is disgusting
>>83199375>>83199368>>83199362Sorry anons.Janny is to focused on undertale threads.
>>83199379It's so weird that we live in a world where women are allowed to be maximum degenerate. Mainstream books and even games are playing into it now. But men AREN'T making their own media about fucking monsters. Why the fuck NOT?
modded rimworld
>>83199355Why are human men so dangerous?
>>83199386We are, but only in niche internet communities.
Why posts of my wife?Plz post more
>>83199388I don't remember this. Is there a new one?
>>83199381I love bullyable nerd lab mice
why can't hmofa be real...
>ratsGross
anthro aliens will never be realgenetically modified humans to be anthros will never be realandroids modeled after anthros will never be realit will all never be real
>>83199355>>83199357>>83199393need trashy stinky stabby skaven gf (pic unrelated, I just remembered the chick in OP)
>>83199394cute
>These are mouses.>Mice.>No, these are mouses!
>>83199393we are here just to suffer
Gaming will peak as a medium once exotic romanceable party members are standard
>>83199386because men arent sex obsessed like women. i know youve heard the opposite your entire life, but you were also told niggers are just skin color, jews are victims of everything, and that multiculturalism is better.you were fed lies your entire life so you would hold your tongue. women are sex obsessed and its the only thing they think about and the only thing they care about
>>83199394This post was made by toxoplasmosis gang.
Hitoner status? Did it turn into a harem shonen yet
>>83199388They are not ready for our history of warfare
>>83199395The second and especially third seem possible. But I was born too early for any of it.
>>83199355>>83199367>>83199376>>83199396RAT
>>83199386Because gaming studios with any reach have women on their teams, and those women get the ick when by the indirect implication that monster women are more attractive than them.
>>83199401>they thinkVery generous of you.
>>83199401I'm way older and smarter than you so your false proclamations are just funny to me, a helpful reminder that everyone here is an idiot except for me.
>>83199405but born just in time to live in the pod and be an expendable slave in the new world order
>>83199386Because most men are tasteless weeb cowards who glue cat ears and a tail on an anime girl and call it a monster.There's only a handful of truly ascended men.
>>83199405it would be sabotaged by certain malefactors
>>83199403nohe keeps getting more and more anthro men to fall under his heels and got raped by a kemoshota
>>83199411Even furries are cowards, slapping breasts deathclaws, sangheili, and the like.
The no fun "I just want to whine about real women" posters are here
>>83199411Truthnuke
>>83199387Not.Mouse.Enough.>>83199415that website that had the sexy goblin sex doll also had man made horrors beyond comprehension
>>83199411I love my eldritch bugfox wife
>>83199414You're absolutely right.
Homo sapiens only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
>>831994171, 2, and in some cases 3 tbhfam
>>83199417well the framework is there to make fully anthro rats in rimworld
Well, I'm sorry anon.But if you want the unorthodox...its always a rocky step.
>>83199411There are countless plebs, it's true. But enough that there wouldn't be a legit market for this? It doesn't seem right.>>83199414We should never allow people to bully us out of being attracted to natural, human sexual dimorphism. Big tits, wide hips... these are good things. In the event you completely deny the appeal, these things will be TAKEN from you. Feminists, male feminists, fake women, all of these would take away your toybox if you let them, and you should never ever agree with them. DO NOT AGREE with them.If you want to fuck "just an animal" or an androgynous "thing" you are not my ally.
>>83199386Modern men are cattle for women to use. A woman says 'don't do that' and the man obeys immediately, anything for a chance at sucking at a used up cheesy BPD cunt. They'll align themselves with the values of women despite those values descending from billionaire owned social media designed to mind fuck women into even bigger retards than they naturally are. There can be no competition with IRL women, fictional women are not allowed to exist; if they have to exist they must look ugly.
>>83199414You're confused.Off model deathclaw isn't even in the same universe as the human with a hair accessory level of bitchboy.The addition of a thing isn't the problem, its being 99.999% human and acting like youre a based nonhuman enjoyer because of the 0.001%.
>>83199414Hey now don't talk shit about big tiddy sangheili, they just need the bold, exploratory touch of a human man to restore their faith after the tragedy of the war.
>>83199414You're overthinking it. You start with a feral deathclaw. A guy fucks her. Her children are deathclaws with breasts.
id accept any kind of anthro as a win honestlywhy bother with infighting over what flavor is or isn't 'da real shit' i think half the draw comes from design but i find the other half coming from a more primal/bestial personality
>>83199424>There are countless plebs, it's true. But enough that there wouldn't be a legit market for this? It doesn't seem right.Most vidya players are men, and plebs. Throw them some random weebshit, or a pair of bouncy tits on a human, and they'll be happy.Now, introduce a canon female werewolf or on-female deathclaw romance and they'll recoil in horror.Just take a good look at the catalog.
>>83199414the person who posted that is fine with that, as long as it doesnt have a human face hes 100% a-okay
>>83199429>from a more primal/bestial personalityYou could say... a more honest personality?
>>83199414there's noting wrong with busty deathclaws
>>83199432The monster is on the outside only.
>>83199355>this gets 80 replies>mine gets 404'd after five because the OP isn't something /v/ fucksFuck you
>>83199434Many such cases
>>83199435You know what the issue is but still fail?Colossal skill issue.
>>83199355Sucker for Love games makes parodies of this genre but with lovecraftian entities. Not reeeeally a dating game but aims to make it comical instead.
>>83199361Enough of Cock and Balls Torture. Time for the durability test.
>>83199394pretty void kitty
>>83199438I'm tired of parodies. I want a wholehearted attempt with multiple species and routes
>>83199432i mean a predator species would want to be dishonest, or do whatever it takes to get their meal, no?
>>83199411Love that image.
Why is /v/ like this?
>>83199424You are so right.Also fuck I want a snake lady companion/romance option in a fantasy/sci-fi game SO FUCKING BADI love the sexy slither of a snake lady, oh baby
>>83199370What... what happens if you fail the QTE?
>>83199446https://youtu.be/3dFldHDBcuQ?si=Rmh-_sMzuoSl9FVs
>>83199392Yet no one posts Pinky & the Brain porn
>>83199446>SHE'S TRYING TO GET IN MY ASS
>>83199356I laughed
>>83199441Euugh fine. Give Atlyss a few years for an Aprils Fools or something.Maybe there are some in itch.io?
>>83199444Actually nevermind, looking through the thread is feels like /v/ only likes the top one and gets angry when it isn't like the top one.
>>83199449Fuck that got me
/v/ is saved
>>740099842>But men AREN'T making their own media about fucking monsters. Why the fuck NOT?because every fucking time it ends up in either one of two scenarios:>BAWW IT LOOKS WEIRD AND FURRY MAKE IT MORE LIKE anime_girl_with_cat_ears.jpgor>BAWWWW REAL WOMEN ARE THE REAL MONSTERS TFWNOGF THE FEMINISTS ARE STOPPING ME FROM ENJOYING HMOFA CHECK OUT THIS TWITTER DUMP OF WOMEN [spoiler]and men[/spoiler] MAKING FUN OF MEhello /trash/
>thread pruned because jannies hate it when people discuss video gamesSAD!Okay post sexy shit now I guess
>>83199441Best we've got in development that I know of is Drone Commander
Posting RATS.
AHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!TIME TO POST THE GOOD STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>83199473The snake pit...
>>83199473get fucked you subhuman furnigger, the Mods are based for moving your porn dump bait threads here were they belong, you never wanted to discuss videogames but rather what animal you get off to the most, fucking subhuman, blow your fucking brains out already, the world will be a much better place without you around
>>83199498This might be my favorite Viper pic.
>>83199527Same
>>83199513>seething wannabe janny following the thread to /trash/ and throwing a sperg outkekWhat a sad miserable little faggot
is this human woman enough for the /v/ fags who say they hate human women? or no?
Based Mina giving us a lot of rato content these days.Also fuck mods.
>>83199549i'm just laughing at your retarded subhuman furry nigger ass, you keep losing and all you can do is impotently seethe about it
>>83199558I don't understand the question.
>>83199589Damn that rat is thuggin' it
>>83199448Nobody remembers the girl mice, sadly.
>thread instantly becomes a porn dump the second it reaches /trash/ha! to think these subhuman furry niggers still have the gal to say they actually wanna talk about videogames lol! no one falls for your bullshit, all you wanna do is jack off to fictional animals like the bunch of degenerate subhumans you all are, thankfully no matter how disingenuous you act the mods can still see throught your bullshitkeep this shit off /v/, unless you wanna actually talk about videogame and not what animal you get off to the most
>>83199401This seems like the self-righteous musings of a kid who hasn't even gone through puberty yet.
>>83199513>but rather what animal you get off to the mostCats
>>83199670didn't ask, blow your fucking brains out you furry subhuman
On the mouse status?
>>83199687Cats
>>83199571I love this OC
>>83199670based
>>83199630man you sure are sticking around here for a while despite claiming to hate it so much
>>83199708Well I gatosexomon
>>83199690Tripled.
>>83199752Don't give it more attention than necessary. Life's too short
>>83199670For me, it's sharks (but also mice)I think I must like snoots
Screw you janny, I ain't gonna go and change the post numbers, /trash/ can figure it out.>>740109458Mousely would never!>>740109731Ok, maybe she'd do that
>>83199806You can crossboard link and 4chan X will pick up the slack if you just:>>>/v/740109458>>>/v/740109731
kissing meese
Someone make a new thread
>>83199914the male shouldn't have any facial/head details whatsoever, self-inserting subhuman artists should be hanged
>>83200001Usually its just better to wait until the next day during a different time when a different less pissy janny is working (for free)
>>83200040>NOOOOOOO ONLY FACELESS ANONS ALLOWED SO I DON'T FEEL LIKE A KEK!!!!!lmao
>>83200040sure but it's not like I'm NOT going to save it over that.
>>83200068cuckold brown>>83200106tough call, I really like the art style and the ratto
>>83200146Middle rat please
>>83199357They will fight over Mad Rat like homeless people fighting over a mouldy sandwich. (Mad Rat is my FUCKING moudldy sandwich, hands away from him...)
What's the name of that one advanced wars clone with the cat girls
>>83200146I hate self-inserts with a passion, but he's at least semi-faceless. It would be a dealbreaker if it went much further.
>>83200146i can save her with my penis
>>83200499Save her with marriage
>>83200342yeah, totally get itmildly related it's the reason I'm miffed about volcaldera ashfall
How do you get past the teeth when your French kissing?
>>83201010very carefully
I wish I was Rivet so I could be a troon
