/beta/
My break is almost over
woke up having to shit and it was a big one
Ive been sort of constipated for like 2 weeks
just came
out as trans to my conservative parents
(edited)
gm
that's me, the gamemaster
So do you guys have any like favorite instagram accounts you follow?
>>83209058no one here is on instagram
>>83209162it's one of the worlds most popular apps what are you talking about
>>83209058daveofficial
https://x.com/spoilgina/status/2061619637725614513?s=20
put your cashcock in my spoilgina
This is how oomfies look best btw
>>83209194is that dave the cat
>>83209295like a spoiled vagina or what, like it's rotten and disgusting and the pH balance is all fucked up and sulfuric
scamcock>cashcock
I'm so fucking lonely
you're so a-fuckin-loneI love it
>>83209623what do you mean
it was a reference to a kanye west song
>>83209645its a bad reference, I love pre-JiK kanye and I didnt catch it
>>83209666your so mad
>>83209645it has the wrong amount of syllables though buddy maybe try that one again
>>83209678it literally doesn't though, "you're such a fuckin hoe," 6 syllables do you have trouble counting or something
don't call me a hoe bitch u don't know metf? raggedy ass
beta learns to count single digits
>>83209715your literally so mad lol
lowkirkenuinely whats the point, I have no friends, nobody wants to game with me
can beta really not count to 10
>>83209666i referenced it better >>82719734
>>83209744yeah but that's a totally different subject matter
>>83209744I dont think making fun of minority groups is funny or betterit can be okay when you are talking about someone specifically that is aware of you talking, but this is just weird
>>83209757your so a-fuckin-madi love it>>83209763ok what is your problem seriously/beta/ went WOKE???
giving myself pimples on the danger triangle of my face so I can pop them and hope they get infected so I die
>>83209798cringe
>>83209798did you turn into mario or something
>>83209798i love you
>>83209798I am woke, /beta/ probably isntyou have a tendency to generalize it seems, might be autisticand I'm woke because I have a gentle heart. Sad how it doesnt get reciprocated though, I have no friends nor anyone to talk with, I guess majority of people here and in niche online places are autistic so I dont clickAlso can you use something else besides lolicon stuff, so I get butterflies. Preferably something thats a bit more cunty
bro typed a paragraph and called the other person autistic
holy shit
unc deadass wrote a damn novel bruh
>>83209844Whats wrong with typing a paragraph? I have all the time in the world, but nowhere else to talk.
bro has undiagnosed autism and doesn't even realize
>>83209832>>>/twitter/>>>/bluesky/>>>/reddit/>>>/tumblr/literally just go awaybut first you should check out /lgbt/ and see for yourself that nobody cares about "faggot" or "troon", we use it all the time there
>>83209951I was genuinely about to make a bluesky or tumblr this morning. But bluesky seemed really dead, while I dont know how to use tumblr at all and feel like a larper thats too old for it.Twitter is very far right and redditis right as well while pretending its notAnd I dont feel comfortable with /lgbt/, its probably full of those homofascist types.
bro goes on /lgbt/
>>83210003>But bluesky seemed really deadthat's probably because it's full of insufferable preachy fuckwits like yougo there, it's your homeland>>83210032not often at this point, it's gotten really bad
>>83210097>bluesky seems really dead>thats because its fullare you retarded you gelbooru posting cunt, at least get some taste
>>83210140full, as in entirely comprising ofit's dead, but the people who ARE there are all annoying retards like younot surprised you struggle with definitions when you look at adult women and call them lolis>are you retarded>cuntUH OHnot very woke of you!!yeah i can see why even the other insufferable faggots won't take you lmao, you just suck at everything
>>83210278i love you
>>83209951link to one of your posts /lgbt/
*posts on
>>83210514okay, here's a recent onehttps://archiveofsins.com/lgbt/thread/43770451/#q43771122most of my posts don't include an avatar but i'll put it on if i recognize someone from /beta/
>>83210657that wasnt very interestingi havent recognized anyone from /beta/ but i have seen people talk about findom there and one can assume theyve been a regular here if theyre into it
>>83210657what flag do you use?
thinking about being laughed at by kanata
>>83210677>that wasnt very interestingi gave you what you asked for!>but i have seen people talk about findom there and one can assume theyve been a regular here if theyre into iti've definitely posted in some of those threads before lol>>83210695not telling!can't believe they STILL haven't added an AGAMP flagthe AGP flag just isn't good enough
>>83210896>agamphi frenchie
>>83210896i dont think theyve added any new flags since they were introduced
what the fuck is "agamp"
>>83210939frenchie coming back as some pseud shitdom that constantly talks about how much he likes to hurt trannies does make a lot of sense
>>83211068assigned gender at military person
freak, fell back into lust
>>83211405im not ame but why would she not be here? this is the one place she would be
>>83211405did you just expose ame for liking tranny cock lmaoi'll have to remember that
>>83211603shes a porn addicted autistic female of course she likes tranny cock
findom but instead of money it's fish fins
penis foid
>>83211603shut up kanata you have a little girl as your avatar, you are a-you know what i'm gonna say
bro is too scared to even type the word pedo
also that message probably wasn't send to ame. it was probably that stupid fucking beta chud server
bronzeman dom and uim sub
ok man
what is up with trannies getting mad at getting called bro when they know they're men
i am sendman
collect my money
>>83211928>asuka age: 14>kanata age: 20glass houses>>83211952then why did you say ame lmaocan't even remember all the people you've sent unsolicited dick pics to? not beating the moid allegations
collect my 8 dollars
scatsoup be like I obsess over high school aged girls because I'm just like them not because I'm a pedophile I swear
>>83212127I DON'T FETISHISE ASUKA! YOU HAVE THIS GIRL BECAUSE YOU JERK OFF TO HERI HAVE ASUKA BECAUSE I RELATE TO HERWE ARE NOT THE SAME AND IF YOU'RE GONNA BE FUCKING INFIGHTING ONE OF YOUR OWN? FUCK YOU
he's so mad
>>>/tv/220928342one of you trying to escape
man hands for pulling the trigger tbdesu
hello how are you i am under the water please help me heres too much raining
>>83212192>YOU HAVE THIS GIRL BECAUSE YOU JERK OFF TO HERno? i've never jerked off to kanata once in my life, i just like her aestheticreally telling on yourself there, aren't youfreak
>implying 5'10" is short lmfaoalso what is it with you and talking about rape all the time you freak, try not to touch any kids today ok
you're my little freak now
5'10" is an inch taller than the average us male height lol you delusional man
wow I've never seen the 4chan API bug out and double post before, neat
>APIwally
no I'm an actual programmer who works in the field for a living instead of stocking shelves but that's something wally would say too huh, hmmmI guess I'll never be able to prove it oh well
i'm an actual proscammer
>>832123035'10 is certainly not tall
>>83212475it is for what he's trying to mimic
my name is ben show and this is the ben ben show show
wouldnt it just be ben show show why is there a second ben
this is the tom green show its not the green tom show
>>83212685ask very tall bart
obviously, there aren't that many wheeled rats. and that bothers me
I have been suffering from something resembling a normal life. I should get back into benzodiazepine abuse
mobsters exist in a mob. so you'd think lobsters exist in a lob, but ohoho, life is not so simple, my friend
look how my gock shrank after hrt
mama luigi? I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!
guy who joined the mob thinking it was a fan club for mob psycho 100
guy who gets kicked out of the mob because he won't call it a social club in public and speaks too candidly about crime instead of using euphemisms
Well if you beta fuckers care I actually met my mother yesterday and I tried to show her my evangelion hoodie and I told her all about the characters and she said "well that asooka girl sounds a lot like you then (deadname)"
deadmau5
sopranos if it were made by the japanese be like its-a me tony
I'm gonna go get some gababento
>>83212907lmao what if your mother is on here scatsoup
woke up this morning got some gababento
guy who gets kicked out of the lob
>>83212968yeah that's what I meant thanks
then i woke up the next day and got more gababento
sorry tony your claws aren't big enough to hang with us, you've gotta be dealt with
there are times when you find lobsters in a bucket can't climb out
the lob and all the executions are via boiling followed by lots of butter for dipping
lobster brasi sleeps with the fishes
black sabbath but it's underwater and the guitarist is named tony ilobbiis this anything
ive never had lobster is it actually any good or is it like the supreme of food
wouldn't the supreme food be very good
you're all 30+ year old men (male) wow. guess you're just jealous of me ok bye
and the lead singer obby lobsborne
I've never had it either but I hear it's really good from a friend who I generally agree with about food
did you guys know they had lobster at the first thanksgiving
no like supreme the clothing brandas in its fucking dogshit but people spend way too much money on it anyways just because its a status symbol
you know what's really tasty is salt potatoes but it's literally just small potatoes boiled in extremely salty water and then covered in butteralso regional unfortunately
remember how animaniacs had that segment called goodfeathers that was a mob movie parody with birdsnow imagine that with lobsters
I never really watched animaniacs because I'm not 40
>>83213107didn't ask
remember how they had a 15 minute long segment of dot fingering prince
kid named fingering
>>83213124im 26 and i watched animaniacs you might just be out of touch
look I found prince!yeah, so did Ino, fingerprints! ...uh-uh
>>83213154I just didn't watch wb kids which I think was the network it was onI also didn't watch the sonic or kirby cartoons for the same reason I don't think I was really aware it existed as a channel for a long time for whatever reason
There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
can we talk about something else? cartoons are a bit triggering for me since i wasn't able to watch them as a kid, due to my father's abuse
tried making a base in kenshi but its such a pain to deal with all the shit so know i dont think ill play it again for like a few months
>>83213242we're just getting into wb kids so you can excuse yourself until we're done
let's talk about family guy
https://voca.ro/1S3FGOAKwg1P
what happened to ok bye
>>83213263do you ever get noise complaints
are you actually just fucking talking about stupid random shit to piss me off?! do i realyl fucking piss you off that much?!! what is it about me that fucking pisses you off so much, what is it about me being fucking myself they makes you so fucking mad?!! fucking tell me tell me tell me tell me! !!!!
whoa, ass ahoy
anyway did you like detention
what is it about me that fucking pisses you off so much? why do you fucking hate me? why are you such stupid fucking bastards? why are you so fucking stupid and horrible? why? why? why? why? why? WHY?!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>83213260i really like the episode and then they were fewer because those kinds of settings are my favourite like a bunch of characters in a big house during a murder mystery but i wish it was even longer and didnt have the stupid ending
y'know people rate the fly episode of breaking bad really low but I don't mind it that much, but I guess I have a high tolerance for bottle episodes
>>83213308I like the concept of that episode but I think it was executed really poorly, but it's pretty highly rated out of all the episodes I think so I think I'm the outlier I just found myself getting a bit bored but I should rewatch it I guess and reassess
WHY ARE YOU FUCKING BEING LIKE THIS?! WHY DO YOU FUCKING DOGPILE ME?! WHY DO YOU FUCKING APPROPRIATE ME AND THEN IGNORE ME?! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING DOING THIS?! WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WYY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY MN WHY?! WHY?; WHY?! EHY?! WHY?! WHY?! EHY?! EHY?! HY?! EHY?! WHY?! WHY?! EHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! EHY?! EHY?! EHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! EHY?! WHY?! EH! WHY?N EHY?! WHY?+ EHY?!!!!!!!
WHY YOU ARE GUCKING LIME THSI?! WIY ARE YOH FUCKJNGDOING THIS TK ME?! WHEY JS IT?N TELL ME!!! TELL ME!!!! TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKJNG TELL ME!!!!! TUCKING ELL ME!!!!! TUCKJTN TRKELL MEEEEEEE!!;;WHY DK YOU HATE ME?!
>>83213328i mean the actual story or mystery is kinda bad because its family guy but i really enjoy the moments we get of the different characters interacting while searching for the killer
I keep having like triple barrel sneezes every time I sneeze and it feels awesome
>>83213349fuck i forgot to get limes
WHY!!!! WHY!!!!! EHY!!!! WHY!!!! WHY!!!!! EHY!!!!! WHY!!! EY!!! HY!!! WHY!!!! WHY!!!! WHY!!!! WHY!!!!+ WHY!!!! WHY!!! HY!!! EHY!!!+ WHY!!!! WHY!!! EHY!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!;;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!;;!!!!!;!!!!!!!;;!;!!!!!!!;;!!;!!!!!!!;;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!;;!!!;!!!!!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!;;!!!!!;;
>>83213354oh yeah I like when they get a chance to do character interactions with people who don't usually meet like that one scene with Dr Hartman and Carter and they riff about how they have the exact same voice
>>83213365how will you make your mojitos or do tequila shots
>>83213377they already did that in a previous episode seth you fucking hack
tell me WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah okay fuck you then.
>>83213400ain't nothing but a heartache
>>83213395i was gonna post something really catty about how that doesnt happen in that episode but i think he just used that as an example because carter isnt in the "and then they were fewer" episode
>>83213395to be fair seth doesn't even write for the show anymore and hasn't since like 2009
>>83213416tell me whyain't nothing but a mistake tell me whyI never wanna hear you sayyyyyI waaant it that way
white people be like i was gonna post something really catty
>>83213418oh yeah I didn't think that was in that episode just an example of characters that don't usually meet sorry
I could go for a moscow mule right about now speaking of limes
due to the ongoing conflict in ukraine we will not be serving moscow mules
thats fair
fuck my chud lifecan I get a kiev kiang
it's called kyiv you fucking chud
dammit I gotta commit sendoku now for being such a bad ally
this nigga just said kiev in 2026 i can't even
can I get a Palestine Paloma
did you already know the word kiang or did you look it up for that post
more contemporary version of an old cocktail from connecticut called the gaza hospital bombis this anything
what would a cocktail called little saint james be
>>83213558I had to look it up because the only k animal I could think of was kangaroo and that's not similar to a mule
oh I guess koala too why do australians get the k animals
>>83213573long island iced tea served in a sippy cup with a bendy straw
Asian e-girl cosplayer catfishing weak nonnies into relapsing and giving into me <3tag nikitsun3
>>83213612read the room
hey man he probably just turned on the bot farm for the day
can i get a hormuz hinny
which dreamcast emulator are you supposed to use
pcsx2
isnt dreamcast emulation notoriously dogshit and one of the few retro consoles you should still just buy
the seven deadly four horseman of the sinpocalypse
>>83213687bro im not gonna buy a dreamcast just to play sonic adventure
a kyiv koala would be a moscow mule but your pozzed bartender cums into it
why not just play the gamecube version on dolphin
>>83213721
>>83213724i didnt know that was a thing i just assumed they wouldnt release the only slightly popular brand sega has on a console that wasnt segas
nta but the gamecube and pc versions are really bad ports
nobody tell him that sega stopped making consoles 2 decades ago
sega discontinued the dreamcast pretty early on into the gamecube's lifespan so they released it on gamecube probably to try to claw back some lost potential profitsand yeah the port kinda sucks but so does the original because it's a 3d sonic game so who cares
im gonna use flycast okay fellas
not okay
why the fuck not
the name insists upon itself
that is a great family guy scene they never did anything quite as good as that one after that
I like the one where lois sets up a pizza bar for the family to make their own pizzas and it's all horrible ingredients but they could've included worse stuff
like peppers and pineapple aren't really that bad and they could've had one of them ask if there was any pepperoni and she complains about it being unhealthyit could've been stuff like sardines and kale
cheesed to bread you
I wish I owned that shirt
may i buy it for you goddess
fucking emulator didnt fucking work probably because im a fucking retard and they're like you need a zip file and then i dont know if the one i have is the correct one and its fucked up or if its some other fucking thing fuck this
>>83214199sent
>>83214218told you
>>83214249no you didnt
>>83213827>>83214262
>>83214274you didnt say why and when i asked you made a family guy reference
oh yeah and then all those seals died
>>83214295I was being a silly little guy but I knew it wouldn't work
oh, I got it! that's the guy from Big. TOM HANKS, that's it
>>83214326my night is ruined
>>83214390is your disappointment immeasurable
>>83213040lobsters splashing roundin a pot they drownbutter starts to flowsteam begins to blowshells turn bright blood reddinner lies aheadtenderizing rainthey're thrashing in vainLOBSTER FUNERALLOBSTER FUNERALLOBSTER FUNERALLOBSTER FUNERAL
>>83214567good post
yup
>>83215933yeah
white people be like I call my dad goddess
>>83211603ame is STILL around here?
no ame graduated
>>83216419oh how nice for her if that means studies
>>83216333she posted a little while ago like maybe 2 weeks ago idk my sense of time isnt so good
/beta/ gloryhole
>>83217429gloryhole bot but for sending
i can't find my pen im freaking out
did you check up your ass
pen 15 club
pen island
>>83217429reading this like sushi gloryhole
>>83217915good that was my intention actually lol
>>83216419I heard she was escorting to make ends meet
nothing wrong with driving for uber or lyft
dom who goes mudamudamudamudamuda
I don't need to send because we're the same type of sub
yall ever just step back and realize how mentally ill you actually are
bump
>>8321906799% of the time no because I can distract myselfThat 1% of the time hits hard tho after sending, buying lewds or being used as an emotional cumrag
emotional cumrag but it's just that he's got flat affect because he's stiff with dried cumthere's something here
>>83219304how does it feel to be an emotional cumrag
>>83219381It sucks but I'll take what I can getHearing from her just makes me so happyIt's like a drug hitMaybe she'll want me back some dayI know I have problems
I am not crazy! I know he changed that send. I knew it was $12.16. one after the magna carta. as if I could ever make such a mistake. never. never!
>>83219511it's good to feel bad
I make them good subs feel bad
betas be like
welcome to whose send is it anyway where the dollar values are made up and the betas don't matterI'm your host drew milly, let's get started
>>83213246yeah i never bother with the base building i just explore and eventually my mc is superman
7 hours ago
i want to make a beta wageslut suck my unwashed uncut neet cock
>>83219511this reads like midwest emo lyrics
>>83221433hey
bro said hey
horses be like where's the hey
>>83218795bowser
>>83222222
thats nothing
>>83221868hi nonny
>>83223250me on the left but im white
why are you posting porn here
>>83223370A thread for RP in the world of Harahel, a world of fantasy, magic, and adventure. Drawing on tropes from RPGs both east and west, fantasy literature, and anime, the setting is constantly in flux, decided in large part by the players themselves.To join, download the CYOA through the link and create a character. When making a build, try to include some information about your character if you plan to RP besides just the build. Optional of course, but it encourages others to ask questions and talk with you. The only expansion pack we use is the Imouto Expansion.
pretending that I don't find charlie kirk memes funny in front of my parents
>>83223520thank god I don't have to do this
I'm hoping you just don't live with your parents rather than them being dead
i assumed he meant his parents didnt care
that didn't even cross my mind as a possibility
im sorry but i had to kill a beta nonny because he told me that was his fetish, please don't report with "This post violates United States law." thank u
yeah I meant my parents don't care they just don't laugh and ignore it
I see, no mine would get angry
you should say you miss him and you hope he's looking up at you now and see if they catch it
LOL they would I think but that's funny I could try it
dude's parents are about to get trolled epic style
if your dad said "we are charlie kirk" would you blow him
no
maybe if mom blew dad once in a while he would still be around
dommes like this
no well adjusted people get into findom
no, well adjusted people get into findom
no, well... adjusted people get into findom?
the knicks beat the spurs in game 1 and I won $300k
stocking's throne is right there
fuck her she could have bet on the knicks if she was smart
no I'm putting it all down on the rest of the games being a 3-0 sweep
i wanna have sex
too bad youll only have handsex
I just had handsex and it feels so good
did you handpregante her but cumming into her handwomb
does that mean you'd let me fuck your hand? otherwise it's just masturbation
yea having a loser fuck my loose fist while I'm scrolling my phone with the other is cute
>>83207463Welp, bring out the gimp.
hngnghhhg uhhh hnnnnghhhbhhhhnhhhh
watching an anime movie with bad cgi rn
white people be like hngnghhhg uhhh hnnnnghhhbhhhhnhhhh
personally I like moaning by going uguu uguguuguu
im so damn fucking fat
>>83224830good boy
>>83224839:(
how much do you weigh
587lbs
240lbs, too much league of legends lately
no I'm 587lbs
i'm on a leaguefood diet
I weigh 8675309lbs
i want a beta nonny to give me head
only if you have smegma
if i league food i eat it!
I'll take this potato chip and ill eat it!
>>83224978i've got plenty, i only shower once every two weeks
>>83225024proof?
>>83225046my cock
>>83225057 GLRK GLK GLK M gHLCKGLCKGLCKGLCKGLCKGLCKGLCK SCHLRP SCHLRK! SCHLOP!SCHLRP SCHLRK
>>83225102good girl
betas start having homosexual tendencies because they can't get laid
Huge Resident Evil Cheating Scandal
it's not cheating if it's during the zombie apocalypse
>>83225331i was gonna make a joke about how this reminds me of muvluv and then i read it and it really is myvluv wow being drunk is cool everything feels like a wonder