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/beta/
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My break is almost over
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woke up having to shit and it was a big one
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Ive been sort of constipated for like 2 weeks
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just came
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out as trans to my conservative parents
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(edited)
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gm
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that's me, the gamemaster
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So do you guys have any like favorite instagram accounts you follow?
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>>83209058
no one here is on instagram
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>>83209162
it's one of the worlds most popular apps what are you talking about
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>>83209058
daveofficial
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https://x.com/spoilgina/status/2061619637725614513?s=20
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put your cashcock in my spoilgina
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This is how oomfies look best btw
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>>83209194
is that dave the cat
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>>83209295
like a spoiled vagina or what, like it's rotten and disgusting and the pH balance is all fucked up and sulfuric
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scamcock>cashcock
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I'm so fucking lonely
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you're so a-fuckin-lone
I love it
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>>83209623
what do you mean
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it was a reference to a kanye west song
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>>83209645
its a bad reference, I love pre-JiK kanye and I didnt catch it
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>>83209666
your so mad
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>>83209645
it has the wrong amount of syllables though buddy maybe try that one again
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>>83209678
it literally doesn't though, "you're such a fuckin hoe," 6 syllables
do you have trouble counting or something
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don't call me a hoe bitch u don't know me
tf? raggedy ass
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beta learns to count single digits
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>>83209715
your literally so mad lol
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lowkirkenuinely whats the point, I have no friends, nobody wants to game with me
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can beta really not count to 10
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>>83209666
i referenced it better >>82719734
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>>83209744
yeah but that's a totally different subject matter
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>>83209744
I dont think making fun of minority groups is funny or better
it can be okay when you are talking about someone specifically that is aware of you talking, but this is just weird
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>>83209757
your so a-fuckin-mad
i love it

>>83209763
ok what is your problem seriously
/beta/ went WOKE???
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giving myself pimples on the danger triangle of my face so I can pop them and hope they get infected so I die
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>>83209798
cringe
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>>83209798
did you turn into mario or something
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>>83209798
i love you
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>>83209798
I am woke, /beta/ probably isnt
you have a tendency to generalize it seems, might be autistic
and I'm woke because I have a gentle heart. Sad how it doesnt get reciprocated though, I have no friends nor anyone to talk with, I guess majority of people here and in niche online places are autistic so I dont click
Also can you use something else besides lolicon stuff, so I get butterflies. Preferably something thats a bit more cunty
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bro typed a paragraph and called the other person autistic
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holy shit
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unc deadass wrote a damn novel bruh
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>>83209844
Whats wrong with typing a paragraph?
I have all the time in the world, but nowhere else to talk.
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bro has undiagnosed autism and doesn't even realize
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>>83209832
>>>/twitter/
>>>/bluesky/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
literally just go away
but first you should check out /lgbt/ and see for yourself that nobody cares about "faggot" or "troon", we use it all the time there
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>>83209951
I was genuinely about to make a bluesky or tumblr this morning. But bluesky seemed really dead, while I dont know how to use tumblr at all and feel like a larper thats too old for it.
Twitter is very far right and redditis right as well while pretending its not
And I dont feel comfortable with /lgbt/, its probably full of those homofascist types.
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bro goes on /lgbt/
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>>83210003
>But bluesky seemed really dead
that's probably because it's full of insufferable preachy fuckwits like you
go there, it's your homeland

>>83210032
not often at this point, it's gotten really bad
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>>83210097
>bluesky seems really dead
>thats because its full
are you retarded you gelbooru posting cunt, at least get some taste
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>>83210140
full, as in entirely comprising of
it's dead, but the people who ARE there are all annoying retards like you
not surprised you struggle with definitions when you look at adult women and call them lolis
>are you retarded
>cunt
UH OH
not very woke of you!!
yeah i can see why even the other insufferable faggots won't take you lmao, you just suck at everything
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>>83210278
i love you
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>>83209951
link to one of your posts /lgbt/
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*posts on
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>>83210514
okay, here's a recent one
https://archiveofsins.com/lgbt/thread/43770451/#q43771122
most of my posts don't include an avatar but i'll put it on if i recognize someone from /beta/
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>>83210657
that wasnt very interesting
i havent recognized anyone from /beta/ but i have seen people talk about findom there and one can assume theyve been a regular here if theyre into it
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>>83210657
what flag do you use?
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thinking about being laughed at by kanata
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>>83210677
>that wasnt very interesting
i gave you what you asked for!
>but i have seen people talk about findom there and one can assume theyve been a regular here if theyre into it
i've definitely posted in some of those threads before lol

>>83210695
not telling!
can't believe they STILL haven't added an AGAMP flag
the AGP flag just isn't good enough
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>>83210896
>agamp
hi frenchie
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>>83210896
i dont think theyve added any new flags since they were introduced
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what the fuck is "agamp"
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>>83210939
frenchie coming back as some pseud shitdom that constantly talks about how much he likes to hurt trannies does make a lot of sense
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>>83211068
assigned gender at military person
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freak, fell back into lust
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>>83211405
im not ame but why would she not be here? this is the one place she would be
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>>83211405
did you just expose ame for liking tranny cock lmao
i'll have to remember that
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>>83211603
shes a porn addicted autistic female of course she likes tranny cock
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findom but instead of money it's fish fins
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penis foid
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>>83211603
shut up kanata

you have a little girl as your avatar, you are a-

you know what i'm gonna say
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bro is too scared to even type the word pedo
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also that message probably wasn't send to ame. it was probably that stupid fucking beta chud server
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bronzeman dom and uim sub
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ok man
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what is up with trannies getting mad at getting called bro when they know they're men
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i am sendman
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collect my money
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>>83211928
>asuka age: 14
>kanata age: 20
glass houses

>>83211952
then why did you say ame lmao
can't even remember all the people you've sent unsolicited dick pics to? not beating the moid allegations
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collect my 8 dollars
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scatsoup be like I obsess over high school aged girls because I'm just like them not because I'm a pedophile I swear
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>>83212127
I DON'T FETISHISE ASUKA!

YOU HAVE THIS GIRL BECAUSE YOU JERK OFF TO HER

I HAVE ASUKA BECAUSE I RELATE TO HER

WE ARE NOT THE SAME

AND IF YOU'RE GONNA BE FUCKING INFIGHTING ONE OF YOUR OWN? FUCK YOU
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he's so mad
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>>>/tv/220928342
one of you trying to escape
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man hands for pulling the trigger tbdesu
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hello how are you i am under the water please help me heres too much raining
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>>83212192
>YOU HAVE THIS GIRL BECAUSE YOU JERK OFF TO HER
no? i've never jerked off to kanata once in my life, i just like her aesthetic
really telling on yourself there, aren't you
freak
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>implying 5'10" is short lmfao
also what is it with you and talking about rape all the time you freak, try not to touch any kids today ok
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you're my little freak now
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5'10" is an inch taller than the average us male height lol you delusional man
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5'10" is an inch taller than the average us male height lol you delusional man
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wow I've never seen the 4chan API bug out and double post before, neat
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>API
wally
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no I'm an actual programmer who works in the field for a living instead of stocking shelves
but that's something wally would say too huh, hmmm
I guess I'll never be able to prove it oh well
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i'm an actual proscammer
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>>83212303
5'10 is certainly not tall
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>>83212475
it is for what he's trying to mimic
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my name is ben show and this is the ben ben show show
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wouldnt it just be ben show show why is there a second ben
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this is the tom green show its not the green tom show
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>>83212685
ask very tall bart
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obviously, there aren't that many wheeled rats. and that bothers me
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I have been suffering from something resembling a normal life. I should get back into benzodiazepine abuse
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mobsters exist in a mob. so you'd think lobsters exist in a lob, but ohoho, life is not so simple, my friend
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File deleted.
look how my gock shrank after hrt
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mama luigi? I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!
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guy who joined the mob thinking it was a fan club for mob psycho 100
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guy who gets kicked out of the mob because he won't call it a social club in public and speaks too candidly about crime instead of using euphemisms
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Well if you beta fuckers care I actually met my mother yesterday and I tried to show her my evangelion hoodie and I told her all about the characters and she said "well that asooka girl sounds a lot like you then (deadname)"
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deadmau5
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sopranos if it were made by the japanese be like its-a me tony
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I'm gonna go get some gababento
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>>83212907
lmao what if your mother is on here scatsoup
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woke up this morning got some gababento
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guy who gets kicked out of the lob
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>>83212968
yeah that's what I meant thanks
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then i woke up the next day and got more gababento
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sorry tony your claws aren't big enough to hang with us, you've gotta be dealt with
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there are times when you find lobsters in a bucket can't climb out
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the lob and all the executions are via boiling followed by lots of butter for dipping
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lobster brasi sleeps with the fishes
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black sabbath but it's underwater and the guitarist is named tony ilobbi
is this anything
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ive never had lobster is it actually any good or is it like the supreme of food
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wouldn't the supreme food be very good
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you're all 30+ year old men (male) wow. guess you're just jealous of me

ok bye
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and the lead singer obby lobsborne
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I've never had it either but I hear it's really good from a friend who I generally agree with about food
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did you guys know they had lobster at the first thanksgiving
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no like supreme the clothing brand
as in its fucking dogshit but people spend way too much money on it anyways just because its a status symbol
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you know what's really tasty is salt potatoes but it's literally just small potatoes boiled in extremely salty water and then covered in butter
also regional unfortunately
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remember how animaniacs had that segment called goodfeathers that was a mob movie parody with birds
now imagine that with lobsters
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I never really watched animaniacs because I'm not 40
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>>83213107
didn't ask
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remember how they had a 15 minute long segment of dot fingering prince
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kid named fingering
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>>83213124
im 26 and i watched animaniacs you might just be out of touch
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look I found prince!
yeah, so did I
no, fingerprints!
...uh-uh
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>>83213154
I just didn't watch wb kids which I think was the network it was on
I also didn't watch the sonic or kirby cartoons for the same reason
I don't think I was really aware it existed as a channel for a long time for whatever reason
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There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
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can we talk about something else? cartoons are a bit triggering for me since i wasn't able to watch them as a kid, due to my father's abuse
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tried making a base in kenshi but its such a pain to deal with all the shit so know i dont think ill play it again for like a few months
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>>83213242
we're just getting into wb kids so you can excuse yourself until we're done
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let's talk about family guy
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https://voca.ro/1S3FGOAKwg1P
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what happened to ok bye
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>>83213263
do you ever get noise complaints
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are you actually just fucking talking about stupid random shit to piss me off?! do i realyl fucking piss you off that much?!! what is it about me that fucking pisses you off so much, what is it about me being fucking myself they makes you so fucking mad?!! fucking tell me tell me tell me tell me! !!!!
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whoa, ass ahoy
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anyway did you like detention
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what is it about me that fucking pisses you off so much? why do you fucking hate me? why are you such stupid fucking bastards? why are you so fucking stupid and horrible? why? why? why? why? why? WHY?!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>83213260
i really like the episode and then they were fewer because those kinds of settings are my favourite like a bunch of characters in a big house during a murder mystery but i wish it was even longer and didnt have the stupid ending
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y'know people rate the fly episode of breaking bad really low but I don't mind it that much, but I guess I have a high tolerance for bottle episodes
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>>83213308
I like the concept of that episode but I think it was executed really poorly, but it's pretty highly rated out of all the episodes I think so I think I'm the outlier
I just found myself getting a bit bored but I should rewatch it I guess and reassess
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WHY ARE YOU FUCKING BEING LIKE THIS?! WHY DO YOU FUCKING DOGPILE ME?! WHY DO YOU FUCKING APPROPRIATE ME AND THEN IGNORE ME?! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING DOING THIS?! WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WYY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY MN WHY?! WHY?; WHY?! EHY?! WHY?! WHY?! EHY?! EHY?! HY?! EHY?! WHY?! WHY?! EHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! EHY?! EHY?! EHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! EHY?! WHY?! EH! WHY?N EHY?! WHY?+ EHY?!!!!!!!
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WHY YOU ARE GUCKING LIME THSI?! WIY ARE YOH FUCKJNGDOING THIS TK ME?! WHEY JS IT?N TELL ME!!! TELL ME!!!! TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKJNG TELL ME!!!!! TUCKING ELL ME!!!!! TUCKJTN TRKELL MEEEEEEE!!;;

WHY DK YOU HATE ME?!
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>>83213328
i mean the actual story or mystery is kinda bad because its family guy but i really enjoy the moments we get of the different characters interacting while searching for the killer
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I keep having like triple barrel sneezes every time I sneeze and it feels awesome
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>>83213349
fuck i forgot to get limes
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WHY!!!! WHY!!!!! EHY!!!! WHY!!!! WHY!!!!! EHY!!!!! WHY!!! EY!!! HY!!! WHY!!!! WHY!!!! WHY!!!! WHY!!!!+ WHY!!!! WHY!!! HY!!! EHY!!!+ WHY!!!! WHY!!! EHY!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!;;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!;;!!!!!;!!!!!!!;;!;!!!!!!!;;!!;!!!!!!!;;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!;;!!!;!!!!!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!;;!!!!!;;
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>>83213354
oh yeah I like when they get a chance to do character interactions with people who don't usually meet like that one scene with Dr Hartman and Carter and they riff about how they have the exact same voice
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>>83213365
how will you make your mojitos or do tequila shots
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>>83213377
they already did that in a previous episode seth you fucking hack
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tell me WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yeah okay fuck you then.
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>>83213400
ain't nothing but a heartache
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>>83213395
i was gonna post something really catty about how that doesnt happen in that episode but i think he just used that as an example because carter isnt in the "and then they were fewer" episode
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>>83213395
to be fair seth doesn't even write for the show anymore and hasn't since like 2009
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>>83213416
tell me why
ain't nothing but a mistake
tell me why
I never wanna hear you sayyyyy
I waaant it that way
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white people be like i was gonna post something really catty
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>>83213418
oh yeah I didn't think that was in that episode just an example of characters that don't usually meet sorry
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I could go for a moscow mule right about now speaking of limes
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due to the ongoing conflict in ukraine we will not be serving moscow mules
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thats fair
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fuck my chud life
can I get a kiev kiang
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it's called kyiv you fucking chud
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dammit I gotta commit sendoku now for being such a bad ally
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this nigga just said kiev in 2026 i can't even
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can I get a Palestine Paloma
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did you already know the word kiang or did you look it up for that post
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more contemporary version of an old cocktail from connecticut called the gaza hospital bomb
is this anything
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what would a cocktail called little saint james be
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>>83213558
I had to look it up because the only k animal I could think of was kangaroo and that's not similar to a mule
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oh I guess koala too
why do australians get the k animals
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>>83213573
long island iced tea served in a sippy cup with a bendy straw
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Asian e-girl cosplayer catfishing weak nonnies into relapsing and giving into me <3
tag nikitsun3
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>>83213612
read the room
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hey man he probably just turned on the bot farm for the day
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can i get a hormuz hinny
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which dreamcast emulator are you supposed to use
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pcsx2
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isnt dreamcast emulation notoriously dogshit and one of the few retro consoles you should still just buy
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the seven deadly four horseman of the sinpocalypse
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>>83213687
bro im not gonna buy a dreamcast just to play sonic adventure
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a kyiv koala would be a moscow mule but your pozzed bartender cums into it
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why not just play the gamecube version on dolphin
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>>83213721
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>>83213724
i didnt know that was a thing i just assumed they wouldnt release the only slightly popular brand sega has on a console that wasnt segas
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nta but the gamecube and pc versions are really bad ports
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nobody tell him that sega stopped making consoles 2 decades ago
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sega discontinued the dreamcast pretty early on into the gamecube's lifespan so they released it on gamecube probably to try to claw back some lost potential profits
and yeah the port kinda sucks but so does the original because it's a 3d sonic game so who cares
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im gonna use flycast okay fellas
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not okay
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why the fuck not
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the name insists upon itself
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that is a great family guy scene they never did anything quite as good as that one after that
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I like the one where lois sets up a pizza bar for the family to make their own pizzas and it's all horrible ingredients but they could've included worse stuff
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like peppers and pineapple aren't really that bad and they could've had one of them ask if there was any pepperoni and she complains about it being unhealthy
it could've been stuff like sardines and kale
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cheesed to bread you
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I wish I owned that shirt
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may i buy it for you goddess
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fucking emulator didnt fucking work probably because im a fucking retard and they're like you need a zip file and then i dont know if the one i have is the correct one and its fucked up or if its some other fucking thing fuck this
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>>83214199
sent
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>>83214218
told you
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>>83214249
no you didnt
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>>83213827
>>83214262
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>>83214274
you didnt say why and when i asked you made a family guy reference
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oh yeah and then all those seals died
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>>83214295
I was being a silly little guy but I knew it wouldn't work
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oh, I got it! that's the guy from Big. TOM HANKS, that's it
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>>83214326
my night is ruined
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>>83214390
is your disappointment immeasurable
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>>83213040
lobsters splashing round
in a pot they drown
butter starts to flow
steam begins to blow
shells turn bright blood red
dinner lies ahead
tenderizing rain
they're thrashing in vain
LOBSTER FUNERAL
LOBSTER FUNERAL
LOBSTER FUNERAL
LOBSTER FUNERAL
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>>83214567
good post
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yup
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>>83215933
yeah
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white people be like I call my dad goddess
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>>83211603
ame is STILL around here?
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no ame graduated
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>>83216419
oh how nice for her if that means studies
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>>83216333
she posted a little while ago like maybe 2 weeks ago idk my sense of time isnt so good
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/beta/ gloryhole
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>>83217429
gloryhole bot but for sending
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i can't find my pen im freaking out
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did you check up your ass
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pen 15 club
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pen island
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>>83217429
reading this like sushi gloryhole
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>>83217915
good that was my intention actually lol
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>>83216419
I heard she was escorting to make ends meet
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nothing wrong with driving for uber or lyft
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dom who goes mudamudamudamudamuda
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I don't need to send because we're the same type of sub
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yall ever just step back and realize how mentally ill you actually are
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bump
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>>83219067
99% of the time no because I can distract myself

That 1% of the time hits hard tho after sending, buying lewds or being used as an emotional cumrag
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emotional cumrag but it's just that he's got flat affect because he's stiff with dried cum
there's something here
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>>83219304
how does it feel to be an emotional cumrag
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>>83219381
It sucks but I'll take what I can get
Hearing from her just makes me so happy
It's like a drug hit
Maybe she'll want me back some day

I know I have problems
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I am not crazy! I know he changed that send. I knew it was $12.16. one after the magna carta. as if I could ever make such a mistake. never. never!
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>>83219511
it's good to feel bad
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I make them good subs feel bad
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betas be like
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welcome to whose send is it anyway where the dollar values are made up and the betas don't matter
I'm your host drew milly, let's get started
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>>83213246
yeah i never bother with the base building i just explore and eventually my mc is superman
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7 hours ago
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i want to make a beta wageslut suck my unwashed uncut neet cock
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>>83219511
this reads like midwest emo lyrics
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>>83221433
hey
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bro said hey
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horses be like where's the hey
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>>83218795
bowser
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>>83222222
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thats nothing
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>>83221868
hi nonny
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>>83223250
me on the left but im white
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why are you posting porn here
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>>83223370
A thread for RP in the world of Harahel, a world of fantasy, magic, and adventure. Drawing on tropes from RPGs both east and west, fantasy literature, and anime, the setting is constantly in flux, decided in large part by the players themselves.
To join, download the CYOA through the link and create a character. When making a build, try to include some information about your character if you plan to RP besides just the build. Optional of course, but it encourages others to ask questions and talk with you. The only expansion pack we use is the Imouto Expansion.
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pretending that I don't find charlie kirk memes funny in front of my parents
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>>83223520
thank god I don't have to do this
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I'm hoping you just don't live with your parents rather than them being dead
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i assumed he meant his parents didnt care
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that didn't even cross my mind as a possibility
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im sorry but i had to kill a beta nonny because he told me that was his fetish, please don't report with "This post violates United States law." thank u
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yeah I meant my parents don't care they just don't laugh and ignore it
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I see, no mine would get angry
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you should say you miss him and you hope he's looking up at you now and see if they catch it
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LOL they would I think but that's funny I could try it
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dude's parents are about to get trolled epic style
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if your dad said "we are charlie kirk" would you blow him
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no
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maybe if mom blew dad once in a while he would still be around
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dommes like this
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no well adjusted people get into findom
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no, well adjusted people get into findom
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no, well... adjusted people get into findom?
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the knicks beat the spurs in game 1 and I won $300k
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stocking's throne is right there
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fuck her she could have bet on the knicks if she was smart
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no I'm putting it all down on the rest of the games being a 3-0 sweep
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i wanna have sex
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too bad youll only have handsex
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I just had handsex and it feels so good
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did you handpregante her but cumming into her handwomb
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does that mean you'd let me fuck your hand? otherwise it's just masturbation
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yea having a loser fuck my loose fist while I'm scrolling my phone with the other is cute
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>>83207463
Welp, bring out the gimp.
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hngnghhhg uhhh hnnnnghhhbhhhhnhhhh
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watching an anime movie with bad cgi rn
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white people be like hngnghhhg uhhh hnnnnghhhbhhhhnhhhh
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personally I like moaning by going uguu uguguuguu
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im so damn fucking fat
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>>83224830
good boy
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>>83224839
:(
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how much do you weigh
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587lbs
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240lbs, too much league of legends lately
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no I'm 587lbs
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i'm on a leaguefood diet
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I weigh 8675309lbs
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i want a beta nonny to give me head
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only if you have smegma
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if i league food i eat it!
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I'll take this potato chip and ill eat it!
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>>83224978
i've got plenty, i only shower once every two weeks
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>>83225024
proof?
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>>83225046
my cock
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>>83225057
GLRK GLK GLK M gHLCKGLCKGLCKGLCKGLCKGLCKGLCK SCHLRP SCHLRK! SCHLOP!SCHLRP SCHLRK
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>>83225102
good girl
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betas start having homosexual tendencies because they can't get laid
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betas be like
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Huge Resident Evil Cheating Scandal
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it's not cheating if it's during the zombie apocalypse
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>>83225331
i was gonna make a joke about how this reminds me of muvluv and then i read it and it really is myvluv wow being drunk is cool everything feels like a wonder
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>>83221757
I love Midwest emo

Fuck I played her my favorite song and she liked it but she's still out fucking another dude
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muv who?
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muv my mom
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>>83225442
beta be like
>im in my 30s and i just started drinking, how wonderful
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actually I first drank at 22 and now im still 22
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when i was 22 i drank some very good beer
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when I was 22 I had some really good pussy
handpussy
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im drinking cheap vodka with kombucha
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i first drank a few months before my 21st birthday am i gonna go to prison
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I'm drinking cheap kombucha with grey goose
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>>83225537
reported sorry it's my civic duty enjoy the police showing up in 3-5 weeks
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i want to have handsex
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bro thats the easiest thing to have unless youre an amputee
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that's ableist man cmon
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I like the idea of cheap kombucha even though most kombucha is cheap somewhat idk
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handsex it's different from masturbation, you need someone else to have handsex
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handjobs are pointless no one can stroke your shit better than you can
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>>83225676
[extremely loud incorrect buzzer]
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handjobs are different from handsex
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bro has his own definition of handsex, just sit on your hand to stop bloodflow until its numb then it feels like youre fucking someone elses hand
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i want to have handsex
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shut up man
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i want to have handsex with the guy who's telling me to shut up
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yall are fake gooners handsex is just a more demeaning way to say masturbation
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stfu and let me have sex with your hand
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im gonna do a really loose fist youll barely feel it besides the sides of my palm rubbing against your cock
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>>83225862
ugh i hate you (i love you)
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nothing like being 14 years old and binge watching anime to completely fuck up the rest of ur life
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uhm? whatever *goes back to watching youtube shorts ignoring you fucking my fist*
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fucking my fist while watching hank green shorts
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>>83225938
<3
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>>83225957
I once got super drunk and played a roblox runescape clone while listening to john green interview this guy about trump and promote socialism and desu it felt amazing I dont think I've felt that good about politics since I was just agreeing with everything he said it was awesome
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bro plays roblox
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I only played it cause a cute tranny wanted me to farm for her and I came to her roblox avatar after
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>>83225977
normies feel like that 24 hours a day
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>>83226013
chad
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>>83225833
>>83225862
rutting into someone elses hand e-e
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>>83225661
its not cheap in white countries
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im a spic



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