Cornucopia of Resources / GuideRead the guide before asking questions.http://djtguide.neocities.org/Previous thread: >>16405879This thread is for the discussion and learning of Japanese with raw VNs, LNs, anime and manga.If you have no interest in otaku media or want to request a translation, this is not the thread for you.Let's have a nice thread by reporting and ignoring off-topic posts.がんばってゆっくりしていってね!!!
honey im homo.
>40yo crossdresserjamal in 2 years
this nigga is not one to be fucked with.
>>83215102ive lost a lot of hair on my calves so who knows anythings possible.
>>83215137i don't think your legs are supposed to bald as you get older...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSDoWdLGHHY
>>83215200no this 1 apparently seems to be relvatively common. its definitely not because of my varicose veins and poor circulation haha...>As you age, leg hair tends to become thinner and may start to fall out. This may be more likely if this type of hair loss runs in your family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nzYauCpVLE
gonna make a mod for btd6.output all the state as json, communicate over zeromq, take commands from an external python script, train a PPO agent
poopoo agent
literally me https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JwwqDeA2VH4
https://youtu.be/sGuiWX07sKw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXSKRHtG2Lw
it finally died...
now were stuck in this thread with ur gay nerd shit.
pls join it
>>83216023we're all nerds here. just nerd out. this is a safe space
this just dropped
suu a dick.
>>83216213
not clicking that.
>>83216159from someones gaping hole?
gape my hole onii chan
incest is an afront to all that is good
the chud seething about gow is reaching surreal heights it doesnt even look bad wtf are they all mad about
>>83216222so this is what he meant by the inner circle.........
my interests include going to orgies
>>83216418wtf lol. is this a game?
>>83216948why is your algo becoming more similar to mine
>>83217038cause im a weak willed chud that cant help reading the same chud shit you do
>ngmidame, no one says that here anymore.we used to all call each other dekinai and dekiru lmao, what happened
i've been spamming the "not interested in this post button" for weeks now but it only temporarily alleviates the problem
>>83217100too saturated and nobody gaf anymore, its not cool to know japanese it's a solved equation
daily esperanto thread
ok i laughed
is that the white boy that was stabbed in britain recently
yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyL2nA1ASAQ
>>83217183>its not cool to know japanese it's a solved equationok now say that in japanese
are we watchin the world cup
>its not cool to know japanesetrue
its still cool to me idk why youd bother learning it for external validation in the first place
if you learn french you can enjoy artistic french cinema. if you learn spanish you can talk to pablo i guess
if you learn spanish you can fuck latinas in sa
if u learn japanese you can enjoy armpit pussy hentai.
never understood the cope where people think you gotta learn a language to fuck women who speak it
>>83217852geogreymon looks pretty epic
you dont have to but it makes it easier
it literally doesnt matter. if ur out there being social and get next to a hoe and u touch her body and she likes it ur gonna fuck. no conversation needed. u might even get married and have never even a single conversation. worlds wild
the incelking has spoketh
im not the incelking cuz im not the 1 on dating apps telling this thread about how idk how to dote up a 40 y.o big titty hoe
ill probably end up fucking her actually its looking good so far
theres no street cred either way. ull gain big respect if u make it into a loving and caring partnership that lasts the rest of ur life. thats the big win
though it could also end up not happening bitches be flaky and shit
is there thing less valuable on earth than the respect of anyone itt i think not
yea, ur posts mostly
idk that's a tough choice
i value my internet dad's respect
we lost nora to discord. its over
there have been less than 20 posts in the past 10 hours the entire thread is over
that's what happens when you run away to trash instead of fighting the good fight against mlen
he's completely incorrigible theres nothing to be done
cant fight when we all get banned, and the thread being dead is a fine outcome
incorrigible is such a powerful word
i thoguht so too the first time i saw it in like 2001.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR-wEPtEPuE
that was the year i was born
>>83217911>600 hours to learn englishlol i could learn it in an afternoon
>lol
she could beat some niggas up with that chin
the saar for village deserve
>paths in btd6 are just a list of pointsi guess i'll calculate the bezier curves myself and then map that onto some grid to be fed into a spatial extractor... then i guess somehow indicate the start/end of the path in the data. maybe a gradient/river flow thing. like 0 at the start, 1 at the end, -1 everywhere else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94b4qXWZHCo
the bee and wasp nest removal vids hit my algo again recently too. they always somehow come back around every once in a while
>>83218925sorry bro we arent nerds surely u have an outlet somewhere for this. this thread is for posting big titty hoes and funny memes and yt vids.
i haven't lifted in 2+ years and i still have massive calves and meaty arms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLexgOxsZu0jamal rn
>>83219324fat
>>83219340a lot of the time yea but even today i did stuff in between all the posts albeit on the compooter.
>>83219318all the ML nerds i know just care about making quick money off of LLM shit these days :/
same i opened like 20 more tabs fml
>>83219512i mean that is the whole point the business underlying llms. why should u try hard when all this shit is about just making fast money right now
>>83219300the algorithm worries me. people less and less are making any decision about what they want to do on a computer. like that one guy here that doesn't even know what his fetishes are because his twitter feed makes him cum too efficiently
https://youtu.be/pmQvP5ojbks?t=50https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_-eEf91hwo
>>83219548ive been a lot more aggressive in clicking dont recommend channel and it seems to help. if u do nothing then i guess u just get fed whatever slop is at the top.
grok, optimize my nutting routine.
>>83219578no but like people open youtube just to open youtube. they don't say "i want to see a video of xyz". they watch videos that the executive part of their brain no plans on watching.less decision making ---> we become less capable of making decisions.
gemma 4 12b can optimize nutting on a low end GPU with 8GB of memory
>>83219597people used to memorize stories before writing became common place. people had to be better at mental math before calculators were a thing. this isn't a real concern in the upcoming age of ai
>>83219597niggas used to watch a thing called tv that was practically the same shit, except it was all most ppl had so what was on tv became shared social experiences to help ppl have something to tether to. now the internet has endless shit and nobody can basically relate to each other about anything anymore unless its purely out of luck.
>>83219627nah i'm pretty sure the story-memorizer guy did that. not everyone. same with math. hell, a "computer" used to be a title given to a person that computes. not everyone was a computer though.but god damn, we all used to make decisions didn't we? at least on how to entertain ourselves
this is your glorious future except slim and muscular and good looking thanks to peptides and nanobots
>but god damn, we all used to make decisions didn't we? at least on how to entertain ourselvesnope. you watched mainstream tv. u watched mainstream movies. u went to sporting events. u went to concerts. u listened to mainstream music from a record label.
and videogames? yeah that wasnt a choice. thats just all there was.
>>83219687>you watched mainstream tv.no, didnt have any on the farm>u watched mainstream movies.i picked what movies i saw. i didn't just turn on the tv and it decided.>u went to sporting events.no? no school>u went to concerts.i dont think you understand what choosing is...the radio is maybe the best example but even then it was like "i want to listen to the rock station" or "i want to listen to party line" etc
>>83219724and so how are these choices still not available but to exponentially higher levels?
>>83219760they are available. you can go on youtube and look up a specific video or genre you want. but no one does it. they out-source decision making to the algorithm. THE feed. not even multiple feeds, just the one. the one that makes you nut or click or whatever it is optimizing for
whereas on 4chan i have to actively decide if i want to post in the "Human Males On Female Anthros General" or the "Blacked Discord Fappy Talky" thread
>>83219831when u turn on the radio its on the last station it was on when u powered it off last i dont rly understand ur point. and a lot of it is based on projecting the idea that ppl dont immediately click off vids that they arent in the mood for. i do it constantly
>>83219857do you click vids in the side-bar of the vid you're watching?
also maybe radio is ok cuz it's just a passive thing you hear while doing something else. but i definitely look down on tv watchers. truly a braindead pastime. and they're fed more ads than content it's insane.
>>83219902sometimes. i also click dont recommend if the algo is putting some kiked shit in there.
>>83219946lol welcome to the entire internet now. if u do anything on the internet ur getting served endless ads. even devices u pay for spam u with ads. and now they have semi trucks with full video screens on the back of them so u have to watch ads for as long as u are the unlucky fucker behind them. pretty soon they will force everyone to get contact lenses that show u ads whether ur eyes are open or not. its only going to get worse.
>>83219950oh yeah? well i don't because there's nothing fucken there. you should get the unhook extension
https://x.com/Grummz/status/2061950001572642871nerfed
>>83219995>nigga removes choices from youtube>complains there is no choicesi literally went to see bands live that i never wouldve heard of because of that fuckin sidebar eventually sliding their vids in there.
and they were small bands and small shows, not no bigtime shit either.
>>83220001great example! never in my life would i ever seek out the opinions of one "grummz". and i doubt you would either if it didn't shove it in your face. i dont even know or care what rayman is>>83220023>>83220035ok that's cool, i've discovered neat things too. but 99% of it is time wasting. and i'm not saying it's all bad but it's just optimizing for clicks and the result is>less decision making ---> we become less capable of making decisionswhich we probably won't know the long term consequences of until you're old and grey(er)
>>83220065but rayman on the nintendo 64 was lit
>>83220065grummz worked on the original wow team so he's accomplished more than whoever made that graphic and called him a fail male
>>83220065i dont really think it optimizes for clicks. if it did it wouldnt recommend me shit with sub 10k views. ur algo is just pozzed nigga. too much reddit in ur brain now being manifested in ur algo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bfp_ubBgbc
tales of redditia
>>83220099so did 50 other people. why aren't you posting their twitter takes?>>83220109my phone (all ads modded out) still has Le Algorithm and this is what it looks like for me right now. and yes it does optimize for clicks, if you clicked it then it worked, even if they are tiny unknown bands or whatever. it's targeting you specifically. it's learning you
>>83220199u a big fan of bloons? u like the lil monkeybrain game?
>>83220065everyone in my friends group with a girlfriend or kids got chubbier its exactly like your pic except for one guy who stayed slim>>83220183i knew this response would come from you
>>83220199huh? the graphic only attacks 1 out of the 50, and he's likely one of the most outspoken ones about gaming, why does that matter though?
>>83220217they are just extremely soulless cookie cutter games with gay battle systems. practically star ocean 4+ tier slop
>>83220238i 100% disagree with the first sentence
>>83220213i just got it a couple weeks ago and yeah the co-op is fun. plus i'm working on build an ai agent for it right now lel>>83220217>everyone in my friends group with a girlfriend or kids got chubbieri can't think of a single person that this happened to. and i have about 12 nieces and nephews
>>83220273>and i have about 12 nieces and nephewshmm true if i look at my family only one uncle got chubby
>>83220272thats fine but u are probably not a boomer so u dont know better. u developed attachments to slop and so u love slop i guess. its a crazy thing.>>83220273its a good game for dads and their kids to play, solid 110 game
>>83220319>its a good game for dads and their kids to playoh, you have a good intuition on it. i actually only installed it because my daughter->solid 110 gameoh fuck you
>>83220363only 110 referring to u. ur kids have the potential to grow their quotient much more as a result of playing games like those especially if they are like under 10 years old.
>>83220412but i'm not 110 :^)
119 is in the 110s nigga. like did u post that because u want all 3 of the ppl in this thread to make fun of u or
>>83220454btw that test looks familiar i think i did that one. dig up my score nigga i know u got it in ur jamal folder.
i just found this on the archive. it was posted at 3am eastern. i do kinda remember doing this with my eyes barely open lolbesides, what jamal folder. i'm not anacreon, remember?
since u started posting all that nerd shit im just gonna let u be anacreon from now on again. ur choice of hobbies is not my concern rly
Why is this thread full of such good vibes today and yesterday? In stark contrast to how it is usually.
someone took their meds is all
i'm almost out of meds and safeway is taking their sweet time refilling...
the shittest poster who has multi year grudges and mental problems due to mostly a plant based diet has fucked off for the foreseeable future, and the thread got much better
>due to mostly a plant based dietlol
oh nice we had the same cope
>>83220659coping is best when done together
>>83220659https://vocaroo.com/1cs2z9xl9Z3i
yeah i cant find it. you didnt actually take it in that thread where you coped
>>83220809oh well i appreciate the effort. guess well never know my iq now.
btw bobby hill vs cell is a solid meme
>>83220838unless this was it? >>>/jp/24638659
>>83220853just looking at the numbers im 100% sure thats not me. i never wouldve allowed myself to post such an inferior quotient
>alright i enjoyed this test because i had taken matrices type questionsyeah no absolutely not. how the fuck would u ever think thats me.
>my verbal is higher than jamal's which is why i'm able to wrestle him into submission on an online text forum but he annihilates me in memory and spatial which is why he can dance circles around me lol can't tell if this is ciaran or myself
that seems to indicate i did post a score in there. if its not there its prob just one of my many posts that didnt make it to waros. if theres another archive somewhere maybe u can find it there
>>83220872that's just the only older mention of fsiq in the archives... did you take it on /a/ or something?
>>83220908nah i guarantee it was just scrubbed from waros. it happened a lot back then in 2020
the jp archive purged so much good shit it's enraging
damn if only anacreon were here. he could find it somehow
still kinda wild u just started wearing his skin out of nowhere like that. i will admit the timing was good
owl negro?
>>>/jp/34201427proud of this post still
>>83221279how do you rationalize this not being pathetic
>>>/jp/45616972>>>/jp/25559021>>>/jp/22093269holy moly these are all me
why dont you make a nice lil scrapbook and then frame the pages
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/22088406#p22093451>there are 63 IPs ittdjt was very active back then
>>>/jp/25548853yung me held no barrels.
oops i mean this >>>/jp/25553502 which replied to the post in my last post. boomer issues. pls understand
lol·>>>/jp/19982757
damn look at all those upper case posts
dang this shit feels like yesterday.
trying to preserve the uppercaser tradition T_T >>>/jp/45315740
>>>/jp/45307855*nods sagely* but i aged a lot since then. and that was like not even that long ago. ya boy old as shit now. its over
didnt click a single one
the asslicker longevity is insane
63 IPs though that's fucking insane compared to today
since japan is gay now and grok exists, its not really surprising. 2020 was basically the last hurrah for learning japanese before its obsolescence. why do niggas need to come on their dads boomer website half a decade later when they can get everything they need from google.
i think its the opposite, its more mainstream than ever so there are more youtube channels and pisscords people find their way to. plus the decline of 4chan in general. more people are failing to learn japanese now than ever i reckon just look at that trenton fags videos and how many views they get
idk who that is but i remembe rsomeone saying he abandoned the channel and just played the algo game to get views. ppl watch all kinds of shit on yt but dont actually do anything. the ppl most motivated to learn japanese are hindus. and they can all fuck off to hell. im glad this is not one more place for them to leech from.
btw lol at mlenko. the thread gets 0 posts an hour and the nigga still just turbo spam reports my one post with like 100 ips.
definitely do not feel bad about the thread finally meeting its long anticipated end
whatever the fuck playing the algo even means. he had 2 videos then uploaded this with a completely generic title and it popped off. dont see what he could have gamed to get this outcome. also i think mlenko said that which means its wrong by default. but in any case i think the absolute number of people has increased substantially compared to 4-5 years ago which means the number of people that dont just give up also increased
>>83221775if the number ballooned up its because its all browns and they can fuck off
>>83221751dayum
he must be depressed now that the thread is dead. imagine the dopamine boost when he finally sees a new post after 2 hours and its even directed at him lol
copy pasted that from the archive. it was originally directed toward jamal.oh looks like mlen reported one of my posts as well
dropped him a fresh you to spike his dopamine again and give him a post he cant get rid of.
>>83221857lmao come to think of it it feels familiar in that way. GOOD TIMES
naruhodo
>>83221896which archive is that wtf
jamauw sama
>>83221908private :^)
anacron is a glownigger jew watch out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKCEqSha2aM
mad i've seen 海鷂魚 one time in the wild
ate a kg of potatoes and half a kilo of chicken breast for dinners
potatoes are a superfood
they do have the best combination of volume, satiety, calories, taste, versatility and cost of any food its true
also I'm pretty sure penn from penn and teller got his weightloss from a monofood potato diet (only allowed to eat potatoes, but as much as you want)
then explain how the irish starved on them
>>83222430>>83222412these things dont contradict each other...
they didn't have penn's 300 pounds of extra fat sitting around? also wikipedia says they were infected and stuff
1kg of raw potato is 770 calories and thats quite a lot of food. so if you're a family of 4 and lets say you need 1500 calories on average per person per day that's 8kg per day.
what about the carbs tho
dang anacrum was right about the algo. i didnt ask for this shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82-jTNka3ucalso normie mainstream is lowercasing now its over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHo4CR_IXXMdamn this nigga insane
That's it! From now on, we write in only the most correct way possible. We will defeat the hoards of barbarians at our gates.
sorry reddit nigga thats not happnin
btw its hordes u fucking brownoid 110 esl shitbag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mKF0Rmr6PI
btw i didnt mean that im sorry for calling u that. my words are like kenshins katana in tuiokuhen. it just moves first before i even realize.
cut me some slack, verbal iq was my lowest score :P
huh i havent seen that ova before. maybe i'll watch it in the shower tonight
>>83222753beautiful white angel t. brazilian
>>83222850its like 1 of the best of the best
have life fatigue recently workin too much living too little shits kinda depressing but i cant force myself to work less
>>83222909listen to paul wall and stay on the grind nigga. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTDGpt3Pqwg
you're almost as rich as the average american. that makes you a billionaire in serbia. take a break and live a little
as soon as u slow down its gonna be hard to speed back up. u cant stop.
>>83222972im richer than the average american on my own not even counting familial assets>>83222979yeah the problem is that i have no real prospect of getting mega wealthy from what im doing, there will never be an IPO or a big acquisition the only way ill get to where i want to be is just working constantly
>>83222979yup ...>>83223027your only job should be finding your next job. think about it
>>83223027u could give up on being mega wealthy and just get a gf who can pay her own bills and just live comfortably
do NOT get a gf
>>83223056i work for myself>>83223075i have given up on being mega wealthy i just want to be very wealthy
getting a gf is nice he should do it. i regret not making it happen the last time myself
>>83223111yeah ok I'm just saying there's always some easier way to make more money if you keep looking and if that's all you care about
hoyl fuckin shit.
whats the point of getting a gf when she will never in a million years be that hot
>>83223171love
u dont want a gf that lost to her own vanity so it would be ideal if u didnt haev a gf like that.
i dont want an internet hooker obviously but i want an anime body having bitch with a beautiful face is that too much to ask for
marry a jap
that might give me the face but the body thats tough
would you want you?think about ithttps://youtu.be/HC_yWXv8xUk
>>83223243it really is. hoes like that want to hook a rich nigga thats the whole point. hoes dont do that shit and then settle for retarded shit like love and love from some weird nigga thats on 4chan all dayu just gotta understand the game hoes play arent the one for a nice loving relationship.
i keep mixing these up剃毛刷毛but not 剃刀
she cancels the wedding ceremony when she discovers a djt tab he left open and sees his posts...
don't get married either
getting married is a good way to immediately make ur rellationship like 69% likely to fail. lol
tho anacron u cant say this. u haev kids.. remember? u getting married is important for that whole thing.
this is the road u walk now. walk it with honor and strength https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1BFHYtZlAU
i agree it is but are these niggas really thinking about having kids when they say they want an anime body wife...
say bye bye to her sexual appetite after like 5 years at most
>>83223547opposite problem for me
raping my wife
i wouldn't rape but i'd angrily suggest it and berate her for it and it wouldn't be something i let go
still amazes me u can be like grown ass ppl and not able to just be real about sexlike just have the conversation. sorry bro i dont wanna fuck. id just be like.. well can u at least jack me off then. if she says no then thats problematic. i would at least need to be jacked off.
>>83223128holy aislop
talking about sex is weird. unless you mean talking with your bodies>just be an adult!no, sex is animalistic
>>83223604they did have a conversation. she recognized, as his wife, that it was her responsibility to satisfy him even though she didn't want to and was fulfilling that responsibility, then felt relieved when it stopped. niggas be like "talk about it" as if talking solves everything.
>>83223645they didnt have the important conversation she just negged him all the time and he probably fucked the hot office whore instead
>>83223604ive read the dead bedrooms subreddit out of morbid curiosity before and that post is kind of an outlier. in the vast majority of cases the husband has talked it to death and done all the things the logical male mind think will contribute to her wanting to fuck more: doing a bigger portion of the chores, being more involved with the kids, getting in better shape, being more affectionate etc. but it never works cause from what i can tell it just boils down to a profound loss of genuine desire/attraction
so she's disinterested in sex but would flip her shit if he had a side piece to keep his urges under control.make it make sense
idk how u could think doing more chores makes ur wife hornier for u. ur literally taking her job away.
>doing a bigger portion of the chores, being more involved with the kids, getting in better shape, being more affectionate etc.ah amateur mistakes, you should just rape her
>>83223675>doing a bigger portion of the choresgr8 way to weld her pussy shut forever
>>83223697dude not funny even if they're secretly into that
rape is funny havent you seen rapeman
>>83223708i'm not joking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TsqlT0rfJI
>>83223689women like guys that are desirable to other women its a fact as old as time. when you're married with kids the leverage of possibly replacing her if she doesnt meet your needs just vanishes because she'd get the kids and half your shit>>83223692>>83223707i think its cause theyre reddit npcs i mean its so obvious that grovelling would have the opposite effect of the intended
>>83223667what's the important conversation? cause she summarized how the conversation would go and that's in circles.
see even big j agrees:>if she says no then thats problematic
>what's the important conversation?if you dont start slobbing this knob and doing tricks on it im gonna divorce ur bitch ass. but that will ofc never happen for fear of losing the kids and she knows it
>>83223745both of them just talking about how things are going sex wise and figuring it out instead of waiting until ur 80 years old and he doesnt wanna fuck anymore because his gonads dried up and turned to dust
she can have full custody i don't give a fuck about em.
>>83223761i mean if she wont jack me off at least im just gonna walk around pointing my dick at her all day saying pls and making puppy dog eyes.
imagine how bad it is for gaijin that marry japanese women. at least in ur own country youd get shared custody most likely over there you get fucking nothing you have no rights at all
youre not meant to raise the kids anyway just move onto the next one and make more
in the US the vast vast majority of men who want shared custody get it but men often don't want the burden
>>83223787this has gotta be your most reddit post yet
i bet u a lot of those men think the kids are better off without them
>>83223829ok ill make it less reddit. change the girl to me running around w. a boner
the king of reddit has knighted lil j
you want to marry down to avoid all these issues but if you're a 5-6 urself that isnt an enticing prospect in the least
this whole arguments dumb as hell. divorcing her isn't going to get her to have sex with you either. just start fucking a bitch on the side and don't tell her. hell, that's probably what the dude did in the reddit pic. she doesn't even acknowledge the possibility of that even though that's the obvious interpretation of "my husband stopped initiating sex with me"
>>83223876>. just start fucking a bitch on the side and don't tell her.or do tell her
this is why most relationships are fuckin retarded. u got 40 years olds who have been together for a while and still hold things back. i dont understand that shit and that would never work for me.
>>83223868haven't seen that one in a while
>>83223876>she doesn't even acknowledge the possibility of thatit doesnt even occur to her cause the most likely thing is that if he were the type of dude that could get pussy on the side she probably wouldnt have stopped fucking him in the first place
>>83223909>i dont understand that shit and that would never work for me.but it made for a pretty good tv show
of course the incels immediately just assume somebody is cheating instead of just being like yeah the guy probably just jacks off to onlyfans whores and then hugs his wife or wahtever.
>>83223971jacking off to onlyfans whores is cheating
maybe this is better advice than wanting a gf
>>83223971>the guy probably just jacks off to onlyfans whoresa lot of women hate it when their bf/husband watches porn
>>83224000>>83224026if ur woman wont let u buss. u have to take things into ur own hands.
>>83224018it is but u cant just will this into existence. it either happens naturally or it doesnt, all of ur time elapses, and then u just expire.
whats also a factor is that i suspect the vast majority of men are terrible at sex
>>83223971he was doing that before, then still trying to fuck her because there's something irreplaceable about human intimacy and contact. and it doesn't have to be cheating as long as you don't count hookers as cheating
>>83224046this is true... i've been with girls that thought they physiologically couldn't orgasm before they got to me
>>83224046men are terrible at sex because women are retarded and wont say what they want or like
men are terrible at sex cuz they just buss.
u wannab e a sex god u gotta be grabbin and suckin and kissin all over everything and also not buss in 5 seconds and fall asleep.
>>83224069>women are retarded and wont say what they want or like
>>83224069this post reeks of virgin dude
even in porn where the guys job is to fuck most of them are terrible at it
girls wnana be handhandled dude. u gotta pick them up put them down roll them over, do a barrel roll. if she doesnt walk with a limp the next day u did not satisfy and shes thinking about twilight instead of u.
porn directors are just bad
I was the knight in shining armor in your movieWould put your lips on mine and love the aftertasteNow I'm a ghost, I call your name, you look right through meYou're the reason I'm alone and masturbate
>>83224126their job isnt to fuck good in pornos its to make it look good and usually degrading
*teaches you how to fuck in your path*
>>83224163nigga making the harold face
I can stretch my arm to touch my whole back, so if one of those bitches tries to pull the "let me wash your back" shit on me I can shut it down real quick.
>>83224266what if they do this
>>83224273id drop the beat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK9m1mw4j3w#t=24
>>83224288ouch my ears
>>83224069they don't want to say what they want because they're testing the guy
just realized I'd be the top if Jamal was gay
It's just one arm though, the other one is "normal" i guess and can only reach the lower half. Anyone else like that or is it just me?
what if my ex trying to fuck my bro was a shit test
>>83224340im literally the dog in this pic.
>>83224394theres only one person in the entire world id let top me
>>83224424who
>>83224404thats some extreme cope dude. u gotta let it go.
i was just kidding
>>83224442really that anxious to know if its you? lol
i was just nigging
>>83224400what? my arms are the same length
>>83224481yeah mine too but ones stretchier than the other
>>83224474you can call me daddy
>>83224503https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OYZ04mCGCo#t=112
Final Fantasy XL
imagine being fat rikku.
>>83224532damn that guy coulda been a millionaire streamer if he was born just a bit later
nigga u need to go to bed. im going to bed. u are not invited to my bed unless u are a pretty girl. bye
no chance a poor touch-starved boy like you would care when the lights are offalso it's not late here in chile or wherever i am
>>83224666trips of satan. but ur not wrong.
ok its fuckin bedtime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF7k1tH96d0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yoc9wxSg5KMbenny never recovered after this
>>83224686>but ur not wrong.aight. sweet dreams
las pos
>>83224358proves my point
