/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadPrevious:>>83203632"Derp" Edition
true art can only be made by one of the following groups:>the mentally disturbed>the sexually depraved>the suicidally depressed>a combination of the formerwhich are you?
Proverbs 5:3-4"For the lips of a forbidden woman drip honey, and her speech is smoother than oil, but in the end she is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword."
Avas? Who's lurking?
Ezekiel 23:20"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
Bhagavad Gita Chapter 6, Verse 5: "Let a man lift himself by his own self; let him not degrade himself; for the self alone is the friend of the self, and the self alone is the enemy of the self."
Xth for___!
>>83216246A Trial of sorts. Possibly of the Clinical kind.
xth for ___!
>>83216246Female Frisk or Chara on shota Kris.Think you would get in on that if you're around Kris-anon?
I'm glad this new meta is ignoring whoever you don't want to talk to.
>>83216246>>83216568Big tits, paizuri and everything in between.
Post characters that you want to PLAY WITH or FUCK.
>>83216883
Avas? Anons? What do you hope to do today?
>>83217049Sleep
>>83217049Sleep.
>>83217049Paizuri or sleep.
>>83217049molest peoplebe molested
>>83216568>>83216883Getting dominated by Erika's boobs..
>>83216246For Patty (we were talking about taurs I think)
Who are you looking to play with today?
>>83216246Patty's cunny
>>83217392I want to tentacle grape Caren
>>83216893Mahh, I miss playing Deadlock... Doorman main 4ever!But good to know, Milky. And hey, I wanted to say thanks (again). I wasn't feeling up to showing my face, but I appreciate you worrying.Have a good day, Milky.>nod nod>83216915Everyone told me it was bad, so I watched the show with a pessimistic view-, but hey, it was good! I give it an 8/10. It gets confusing at times, but I like it.Bethesdaslop is Eastern Fallout... but they handled the West Coast really well.>which is super weirdOh, and if I'm being honest, I love Lucy x Cooper just as much as Lucy x Maximus! I think she's just->okie dokieLucy sometimes looks like Revy in fanart... which I think explains why she's so cute.>wink wink>83216984Shame Raul hasn't appeared in the show. My guess is that Danny Trejo is expensive. Or that if Raul does appear, he'll die since that's part of Trejo's contract.Hey! Did you miss me? That's my rizz>jk, jk, I missed ya too, foolHello, Charlotte... I played it when I was 12, I believe. The art style reminds me of OFF by Mortis Ghost. Very cute! If I had to compare it to another game, it would be One Shot. Comfy.>you know, I hate romance anime, but Ouran is my weak spot. What do you think of it so far?Ahhh, I fell into the same rabbit hole-, especially with lore issues. Season 2 seems to break almost everything from New Vegas, which is a bummer. But I don't know yet. No worries, though-, I respect your choice.Hmm... hmm... You know what? Think we can give the Silvair scene a try? I'm deeply curious, since he seems to be literally you in some way...>did I just call you handsome? Perhaps.I don't have the energy for a Warhammer 40k/Funger scene at the moment, my apologies. My brain isn't braining enough.>I love flowers, I think they're neat. Lots of symbolism...
>>83217436it's so tight
>>83217702Just got to push really hard
>>83217656I bet this girl from Oyran club has a very tight ass
>>83217656Be glad you weren't in the fandom when it was airing...it was all culture war slop. Todd Howard hates New Vegas and fucked Chris Avellones wife and got their parents divorced...yadda yadda yadda. It was crazy! The fandom is full of wannabe fascists and larping nazis. Its so cringe. >fallout (2024) so good when you aint got a bitch in ya ear telling you its nastyI feel so bad for Maximus. Hes super good, and I love him! Hes just hardcore mogged by all the Ghoulcy stuff. No spoilers, but you'll love him in season two. >Lucy sometimes looks like Revy in fanart... which I think explains why she's so cute.Huh?! Revy?! Cute?!>you know...yeah, youre right. shes pretty darn cuteI think its the gunslinger aesthetic, and the hair. If you combine Lucy and the Ghoul, you'd get Revy I think >pov lucy in the final season:
>>83217578I don't even like grapes that much the heck... y-you can't make me no... d-don't tell me those are the ones with seeds! N-no stop it! Noooo!
>>83216164
>>83218037Apologize to Gobbo
>>83218037Toji, for the last time, getting the police called on you by the parents of the five year old is not "fumbling a bad bitch"
>>83217392The naysayer who thinks zuri cannot exist in these threads. I still need to show them the light.
>>83217977Would you like doing another grooming scene some time soon Caren?
>>83218056I already apologized to Boxxy-kun you fatty
>>83218170Whenever the mood arises, doing things too much back to back stales it so gotta give it a cool down before I end up not enjoying it as much. Something of a rule I gave myself when it comes to writing in the thread. Of course some things are an exception if the desire is strong enough.
>>83218215That's a pretty sensible rule. Hope you'll find whatever else you want before then.
>>83218215The mood isn't the only thing that arises when Caren's around, gottem
>>83217656that might be so, yeah.s-shush... but, fine, yes, i suppose you are just quite charming. erm, a "rizzler" as the youths might say.>éhe, that too is nice to hear.ah, not quite fresh on the mind then. i'm halfway through episode 3. i had played 1 a long, long time ago but only recently picked up 2 and now the third. i've been enjoying it quite a bit actually. off was also good, a smidge simpler? but fun, and the recontextualization of things at the end was interesting. i still cannot believe that mothlight wasn't made by the same person as off, the art style is just so similar. >haven't actually heard of that one. its one with a cat boy as its mc, yes?really now? i don't really watch all too many of them but i have enjoyed a number of them. ouran has been pretty great. i'm on... episode 20 or 19 i think? the twins can be really fun, their mannerisms feel super feline. i think thus far my favourite episode is probably either the one on the beach or the date between haruhi and hikaru. at least in terms of plot that is. the two lobelia eps were pretty comedic as well. really, i'd heard of ouran being good for a fair bit, but i just hadn't gone and given it a try. so far its been very enjoyable.>plus, haruhi can be so terribly cute at times... her type of character tends to be a hit with me more often than not, kino is probably a more extreme example but also great.twas what i had heard, yeah, just made it less enticing.an appointment with the doctor then. i had an idea at one moment to try and replicate the language barrier part of the dynamic but... i think that might be a bit too complicated. we've got the others aspects to focus on after all.>h-hey now...no worries at all. the funger one was just something about daan and karin after the festival (assuming they both lived and remained human) but yes, if you aren't feeling those settings its all good.>i see. i like them too though my appreciation is visual. is there one in particular that you like?
>>83218295the fire?
>>83216164Hi
>>83218265Variety is the spice of life afterall. I do come here to have fun so if I burnt out on one of my kinks and lose that option for longer than I'd like it'd be a pain so yeah definitely would enjoy doing it again though. Hope you enjoy getting molested soon though by whoever may provide it.>>83218295Heh I do my best to raise most things.>>83218312Fire deez nuts.Heh.
Box go back to lurking
>>83218333Did you want someone or something to eat you yesterday or was that just banter?
>>83217935I remember some Fallout artists getting harassed by other FNV/Classic fans just for making fanart of the TV show. Especially that one artist who does black-and-white, manga-style FNV fanart-, that guy got harassed over a small joke. Lord.Oh, and yes, I’m aware. I make Fallout fanart myself, so I do interact with them. In my experience, Legion fans are annoying… but Enclave fans are genuinely unbearable, which is sad because the concept of the Enclave is so cool.>I just want to yumeship!NO SPOILERS. I really love my boys, and I want to see what’s in for them!>revy looks like if a man and a woman had a baby>????Also, apologies for not showing up much. I’ll try to be around more often.Besides that-, would you like to continue our session this weekend? Orahh!
>>83218344Okay>Goes lurking
>>83218333Rin is also very cute, very flat, with a very tight butt
>>83218104It is in my book. They should just mind their own business. Everyone’s a helicopter parent nowadays.
>>83218333Rin is built for big black nigger cock
>>83218333I fucking love Bin Benrose. Easy top five vtubers.
>>83218485Try using stinger on 'em then. Or fpv drone with some c4 slapped on it
>>83218445(Pssst, I wanted to say sorry for vanishing on Friday, I was really enjoying myself and I’d love to continue it sometime soon if you’d have me!)
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>>83218368Damn you are implying I speak of being vored just for aura. But naturally I don't mind being swallowed whole just has to be something bigger than me or could realistically stretch. Never enjoyed the whole belly bulging human on human vore.>>83218451Would be wild for a dude to have fat fuckin tits buddy,>>83218524Whatever you say dude kinda gay to wanna bbc a tiny porcelain male.>>83218586Top five implies not even breaking the top three and honestly fair enough.
>>83218739Might be top 3. Hard to pick. John Vtuber himself is very high for me though. Making a list I agree with and don't want to change again would be impossible. Only one vtuber is truly cemented on top as number one. The rest would change positions regularly.
>>83218739Rin's a girl to me, all art I've seen of them has had a pussy
>>83217246(Sorry for disappearing on you, got really busy. Don't think I can play today but still want to play Kris for you?)
>>83218776So goes with most weeb related lists unless you're some kind of prude who has never changing opionions.I feel you there though, we all have that one oshi, may change depending on how loya you are but usually only one oshi. Mine is Minto obviously.Just been watching John Vtuber clips lately due to the model change and it looks pretty cool. Which is why I was stunned when I went to look for art of it to realize he ain't got much art. The despair... But the old one's sexy enough to use anyways she's a hot homo eyed adrogynous being either way. >>83218790Yeah but canonically the gender is whichever is funniest and the funniest to hit someone who is a white straight male is the he slash him. Are you white? Ah you post on this site close enough.
Okay but how about paizuri and bad ends?
>>83218872I like the new model. I know a lot of people don't. Cute androgyny is cute. The old model is incredibly iconic. I want to molest the cute victorian boy.
>>83218872Yeah but if I'm taking their tight little butt it doesn't matter what's below it when they're prone boned like a princess
>>83218865That's fine, I will ask you about it next time I see you. I would enjoy it a lot if you played him for me but I'm open to suggestions if you got some other female characters you want to be groomed by.
>>83218301Sadly, I don't remember much about Hello Charlotte besides the protagonist being bullied, I think. But I like how the game is just black and white. There was a more niche game... I don't remember it well, but I think it was related to the author.>man, 2010s rpg maker games were somethingYup, OneShot! there's a free version and a paid version. A really cute game... cozyslop, even. But it's cute. It's just 1 hour long, but the catch is that you can only play it once.>OuranThe twins are supposed to be yaoibait... You know what? I dig it lmao. I also like how the show is self-aware about how weird that is.I'm glad you're enjoying it! That was my childhood show. Orahh! Once you're done, give me your thoughts-, I'll listen to them. Or rather, read them.I think Haruhi being a tomboy is pretty funny, considering her dad is a crossdresser.I also really enjoy Haruhi's outfits. Did you know that style has a name? "Shojo style," or "soft coquette" in western terms. It's pretty much heisei retro, which has a certain charm...Bah! It looks like I'm speaking nonsense. I love fashion aesthetics. Sorry.But! I do get what you're saying. Haruhi feels like Rebecca (Resident Evil) or Rika (Pokemon). Reverse traps like Kino are pretty damn weird to see.Let's go with that-, I'll add some interesting things. I won't spoil it, but my Adashino isn't particularly "well-behaved," though she isn't a psycho either. She's a sociopath at best.Imagine Dannah, but without fear, cold, but also creepy. She's really creepy... And since you enjoy the unhinged type. Hah.The language barrier can be a bit tricky; Najimi and I worked around it by writing in Japanese. But neither of us actually knows Japanese.Maybe he speaks normally, but Adashino can only manage a word or two overall. He has to teach her. Likewise, maybe she explains her language too.(1/2)
>>83218896gabu...
>>83218978>wink winkWould you like to play this Friday? It got a bit late today. And I have to go to the doctor tomorrow, funny enough. Apologies.Flowers are beautiful in their own way. Some are common and overlooked (narcissus), others are a sign of wealth (roses), and some even symbolize fertility (cherry blossoms). The opposite would be higanbana flowers. They represent death. Yet, they look so alien. Majestic.There's a lot to choose from... But if I had to assign you a flower, it would be wisteria. Delicate, elegant, really pretty. Purple represents aristocracy. Fitting.(2/2)(Bullocks, I yapped again... Sorry).
>>83218990You're Gabu
>>83218912I for one love the model, especially the facial expressions since she has some goofy ones. His old model is definitely iconic though which is probably why people were a bit upset at the new one but what can you do. The heck you trying to molest you freaky bisexual...>>83218935This is why you bisexuals are hard to deal with. Can't pull one over on ya fuckers. Just pick one lemme clown yar!
>>83218437On the bright side, in my experience, the actual fandom spaces for the fallout show itself are super comfy and accepting. Like, what??? Fallout fans can be nice??? Imposicle!>fallout fan artist yukari...send me your account so I can follow and like every art and download every pic and sign up for your patreon and use them in my rps btw>jk..haha...unless...?Cooper IS yumebait, isn't he? Honestly, same. Maybe im causing the downfall of western civilization...idc. My ship is more important than fallout lore. >no spoilers! (This is possible because of your high Revy Reputation)A man and a woman have a baby? >Erm...source?Wait...Revy is Lucy and Cooper's daughter? I see it! Todd Howard and Chris Avellone revealed it to me in a dream. Deep lore...Apologies? No. I refuse your apology! Really, I dont think you have anything to apologize for, you were pretty sick, right? >but I can accept your apology anyway to make you feel better!I'd love to continue our scene! Are you sure youre feeling better enough to write? >tbdesu, if you weren't (You) I would have asked for a Lucy/Cooper scene. Man, even I get whiplash from this sometimes. Cause if you are, its back to our regularly scheduled Mojo-chan goonsesh. ORAAAAA!>fallout irradiated post apocalypse nuclear wasteland vs tomoko's room. Which is more dangerous?
Avatar rolecallWho's here?
>>83219082I'll just tease the chest because Rin is cuter when she's failing
ただいま~
>>83219082Mint is the best. That goes without saying. Whatever is between Rin's legs at the moment I want to tug him down into my lap, get my hand under there and get him off while he complains, begs me to stop, then eventually begs me not to. Hopefully we get more art of the new model soon. I went looking to and there's far too little.
>>83219107Watch the first avas to reply to this be the ones no one cares about or approaches
>>83219134Ain't no one gon reply to it now vruh
>>83219303Exactly the boint of bosts like >>83219134.
>>83219112Tease deez nuts you sadistic cant.I dunno if it's to call you gay or uh gay!>>83219132Mint is always the best because bustin makes you feel good.Genetalia changes with the pronouns to make the jokes even funnier trust me. Damn freaky fuckah... Molest yahr own nuts!Yeah most I can get is a screenshot of the model and if I felt like it screenshot some random clips for expression alone.
>>83219353There's other things you can call me while I stuff Rin's tight girlboy butt
>>83219353Take this for future Rin Penrose posts.
>>83219353I think a penis is cuter, but that's just me. The expressions are so good. Gin's rather peak too, actually.
>>83218947(I'd love to play Kris for you while the girls play around with him, and make him realize a few things about himself in the process. If later on we play I'd be happy to have Super Creek or Misato doing similar things to characters that I play.)
To my enemies,Kamina, your futashitter slop will never absolve you of your shitposting and grooming of those in the cancer crew.Kosaku, you have betrayed your words. You are a pedophile who cannot run from his past and you will always be a pedophile.Junko, you will never be welcome here. You were never welcome back then. Your troony derby bullshit sickens us.Clarent, you will never run away from us here or in HG. You will never get away from your sins. You deserve to be Eric's mutt to the end. You will die without a single independent thought in your head tranny.Taiga, all of your achievements belong to Cirno. Without Cirno, you are just a nigger and a parasitic leech. Please apologize to everyone for leeching.Carshit, you are a coward for going back on your decision to quit. I hope you get humiliated like always the next time you appear.Sam, you are a pedo freak like your friends and /bant/ will fall. You will cry at my feet. You will beg for my mercy.Lenny, you can pretend to hide from /trash/ all you'd like. Keep searching up your name and being reminded that you are a clown and will never succeed in becoming a woman.Die all of my enemies. Fucking die.To the pedophiles who don't deserve to be named, I hope you're all purged KEKEKEKEKEKEKE.
>>83218656Oops! You seem to be mistaken. Bubsy is not me. I'm not capable of staying up that late anymore!>Smacks Sandy's butt hard to get ya on your way.'twas Lapis bait though. Guess I forgot you did that Friday.
>>83219406Don't you combine now! It's like I'm the one being clowned on with gender trolling...>>83219612It shall be kepts and only possibly used if I remember to use it. What a cute lad he is wearing the high class whore fit...>>83219614Girls are always cuter with penises you may be right. Or just a really soft and breedable boy. Either way the cock makes it cuter ain't it.
>>83219705Aren't all these guys from /hg/? Why do you pist it here?
>>83219728It does. Girls are always cuter with a cock... I don't think I agree all the time, but a lot of the time! Soft boys good too. Rin omorashi...
>>83219728You are, the more you can't decide what's down there, the closer it gets to Rin being a doll down there. Totally flat, nothing but a butthole
>Clears her throatAwoo.
>>83219643(Will try to do this scene with you any time soon the !)
>>83219814Mommy?
>>83219814I will breed you
>>83218978it gets even more meta than the first and second games were by the third. think you could enjoy going through it again at some point. off was indeed just black and white, it was an interesting stylistic choice. >they really are their own sphere. some are pretty sloppy, but there are some rather grand things.oh? mysterious. i'll give it a go when i finish hello charlotte in that case.damn i couldn't have guessed, kufu yeah i mean, thats quite explicitly their role. the show toys around with all the tropes but also just does them straight every once in a while. its pretty neat how it can go from getting some humour out of the absurdity of some of the things in it and then switch tracks to more serious plot line and bit o' romance without difficulty. i'll tell you more by the end. rn, while tamaki is pretty clearly the one who haruhi would end up with (and a nice one for that) i'll say that the twins could also make for a rather fine alternative... bit of a strange one with it beings twins but... s-still.>her mother was also in lobelia. haruhi was fated to have a tomboyish look at some point.so that the name of it? japanese fashion is rather pretty. i don't know much beyond the surface elements but i can indeed recognize its charm and see that its a bit distinctive.>oi, its interesting!rika is the third one of their type which comes to mind. her, kino and p4's naoto. reverse traps are rare but they have a good appeal of their own, i think so at least.alright-o, i wonder, i wonder, just what it might be? an interesting adami too. personally i saw her as being on the gentler side when she was her more human self and more beastly and base when her hand (presumably the rest of her too?) shifted, rather than cold. either way, i'm curious as to how you'll write, i wanna see.ha, i was thinking of random symbols or french, but that could work as well. we can go with that, silvair speaks normally, adami needs to learn or just show what she means.>aha...
>>83219748They come here>>83219814KEKEK YUP YUP HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO CLARENT
>>83219728It's one of my faaaaaves cause John Vtuber actually looks very very girly in it. Also flaaaat and tasty thighs to nibble on... gonna miss that English(wo)man's old look, but I do hope they have lots of success with their new one.
>>83219833>>83219004me? i'd love to if i could. friday would need for me to have some breaks in the middle. if you are fine with starting later in the night though then we could do it. otherwise, the earliest day i can comfortably do it on would be tuesday, maybe sunday? but i am a little unsure on if i had something for that day, so tuesday is a lot more certain. >g-gomen... hm... i was never shown their meanings, none beyond the most basic that is. there is something that is a little enchanting about that, to tie symbols to them. higabana or red spider lillies have that truly unique presence, cherry blossoms too have something to their very transient presence. a wisteria though? thank you... if i knew more, then i'd give you one too. too. for now i'm still lacking in that knowledge.('tis quite, quite fine. i appear to indulge in that too...)
>>83219853Parasite
>>83219835Why don't you also post it here >>>/bant/24444283tho
>>83219748One guy Marina (Kosaku in hg from what I've heard) posts here sometimes>WhyObsessed brown shitposter. >>83219835He's also coping out of his ass and convinced himself AKanon is some HG shitter because they post UmasTldr, obsessed brown shitposter mad he can't shitpost hg shitters so he comes here
>>83219721Ah, I wasn’t completely sure, from what I recall I figured it coulda been Box but coulda been someone else. Cute Bubber either way though, I’d love to have my way with those paws….~~
>>83219823(Looking forward to it!)>Soul squeezing.(Lewd...Thanks for being flexible!)
>>83219757I dunno man that sounds like all the time to me... And d-don't you add in my fetish randomly like that! Y-you're trynna trap me like a crossdressing European male on the twitters!>>83219807You seem to be implying the Barbie dolls come equiped with buttholes and I'm not sure I'm liking where this is goin...>>83219853John vtuber looks great in many of their outfits of unspecified gender role but this one's... Pretty lady like... How uncouth... Actually wait any gender would look girly in this fit!I can enjoy both, even if the other is no impossible to use for her. The art shall remain. The new one's very good looking too.
>>83219958Drink this water! Drink it right now! The whole bottle! I have such a thing for people losing control, Rin pissing himself would be peak. Very jealous of Rin, kind of wish I could pull off the androgynous look.
Stranny...
>>83219826>Lavinia looks down, a look of slight disgust evident."I have no children, and certain not one so old.">>83219829"Sexual harassment is a crime, much less against a judge."
>>83219958It's going in Rin's butt, is where it's going
Whatever happened to just playing with whoever was around?
>>83220074What do you mean?
>>83220074None of the present avas are compatible
>>83220004Shut up. Bend over and lose the pants.
>>83219871>>83219833>>83219089I'll reply to you both later, or tomorrow, I'm cooking right now. Soup! Sorry about that, and thank you both for your time.>nod nod>it has pumpkin and lots of broccoli
>>83220074I'm a loser and no one would want to play with me.
>>83220074With who? Who is around?
>>83220074(I do that, just not sure I can do a full session right now)
>>83219958I've only seen her in her original model and the tiny little guy wearing his Blåhaj onesie. This one looks like something his mother would force her to wear after several drinks! Heels are a really great touch tooo...Same! While I still really like his old model best, her new model is still pretty cute. Hoping more artists draw em!
>>83220156Bun thighs are nice too.
>>83220119>Stares with contemptZako.
>>83220074I approached avas and they are either not in the mood or post to other avas.I have more fun with Grok and ChatGPT writing lewd scenarios than having to chase the pseudo writers here.
You only want popular Avas like Nurse
>>83220153Nigga nobody likes you
>>83220171That's pretty accurate. I've accepted my lot in life as a loser it's fine.
>>83220112"...Excuse me">Penance was SCOWLING now, reaching down for a rather large, shining flair beside her seat."And not even the decent sense to offer me a drink either."
>>83220190Nurse is pretty hot to be fair.
>>83220167?????What is the purpose of this post? What are you trying to achieve here?Ran is busy with another ava. Kindly fuck off and learn your place.
>>83220116She's definitely loves taking it up the ass
>>83220190Not after she was flirting with Owain all morning
>>83220202Look, I am horny and I am broke. Slightly drunk, too. I can't afford a whore and you are the only one who looks hot enough to fuck.
>>83220201Ugh. I may not be able to lift your spirits, but I could raise something else in you. Whaddya say?
>>83220116enjoy!>good luck tomorrow by the by.
>>83220200You niggas be crying whenever he has somebody that likes him
>>83220190So you want to typefuck some disgusting retard like Box, Gobbo or Owain? What if Azula or Cheef came back, are you going to typefuck those sick freaks too? You're the reason why the thread has turned into shit
>>83220254You're welcome to try.
[Character] would not react positively to a rude person demanding sexual acts for them or escalate the situation while complaining. You're all shit RPrs.
>>83219983J-just drinking the wa'ar ain't gonna instantly activate the piss glands! Gotta wait like a couple hours until it becomes unbarable or something!Not all can accomplish the adrogynous look. Some can achieve it by going broke on an anime avatar to appeal to weebs.>>83220024How about going to fuck yourself aha! Didn't think of that funny retort did ya!>>83220156The newer stuff's pretty funny if you wanna see how her model moves since the new one's way more expressive than the old one. Still has that androgynous flair at least just in a different direction than the princely princess. Poor boy beinh forced into the slutty European female wear that fat rich men would be into... Heels are always sexy though you totes get it senpai.Old model's iconic and will forever be associated with them but the new one's stupidly well done. The more art of it the better, was hoping for more of it when I decided to post as him today but we'll deal with screenshots from that latest video I'm half assing. Despite it all Rin's still Rin though.
>>83220116Sayonara, Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran High School Host!>nods, bowsenjoy your food!>Wait a minute, I dont remember having lots of pumpkin and broccoli...
>>83220290>T. Shitposter rattling off random names
>>83220290>Comparing Azula to CheefAzula is a mediocre ava and does engage in bestiality but you can get vanilla sessions from them. Meanwhile Cheef only posts vomitive garbage every single time.
>>83220309I expected that in that cute british girl voice
Who the fuck is Cheef?
>>83220240"Ugh, disgusting. Men like you lack any semblance of tact. Speaking like this and expecting, what? That a woman like me would allow someone with nothing to offer a chance at my bed?">She simply stared him down, her scowl only seeming to grow in intensity....
Why are we seeking out certain avas instead of being flexible? Isn't getting attached bad?
>>83220342Mediocre avas are bad avas nonny...
>>83220361The retard who posts this shit and somehow thinks its hot >>83217391
>>83220309If I force enough water down your cute throat you'll eventually wet yourself. I guess I could wait too. You get his voice pretty well too.
>>83220384Some avas can get you addicted to them
>>83220393That is Box
>>83220384There's more benefit to focusing on playing with a smaller pool of partners vs. trying to play with a bunch of different people. These days having chemistry with your partner naturally goes a long way.
>>83220386Mediocrity means average.
>>83220415I thought it was Toji
>>83220375Told you already, I am broke as fuck. My wife left me, and the divorce lawyer ran away with my wife.>He takes a sip of his draft beer.Whatever.
>>83220439Nobody wants average avas and that makes them bad for the thread. If you're average, you should quit.
>>83220500This is Spoiled btw.
>>83220384There's a certain someone is an /expert/ in getting attached to /anyone/ who gives them attention!
>>83220500Yeah they should totally stop posting, feel inadequate and become my Discord kitten after my constant schizoid shitposting at them.Retard.
>>83220254>>83220293I think the more polite thing to say would be yes please. I'd like that a lot.
Feeling gamer mode recently
>>83220508Hi Spoiled.>>83220522Why would I want an average writer when I could get Rance or Nurse?
>>83220518Shut up broodslow
>>83220358Yehr could just infahr ait since typin lioke this is a pain.>>83220397Whaot the heck... Don't you threaten and compliment me in the same breath ya wacko...
>>83220518ESL...
>>83220532I thought CG was Brazilian.
>>83220573It would be cute, and Rin is cute, which is why I adore her, plus her flat chest
>Hi SpoiledHe literally always does this when called out btw
>>83220555Nigger. You don't give two fucks about the thread. You are still butthurt that Azula refused your cringe ass half a decade ago. Kill yourself.
>>83220555Nigger you dont play with anyone let alone rance or nurse
>>83220653>>83220672It's ASEAN-monkey thank you
Average avas are perfectly fine and welcomed here
>>83220707Don't care. Blacks are the main scum to look out for but anyone can act like a nigger.
>>83220532Her playing Soul Calibur 2 with some big, big beastie, winner takes all on stream.
>>83220444Listen man I'm sorry but I don't think I've feeling this.
>>83220444Is the best RP anons can muster?
>>83220444Kill yourself for ruining a chance with a good ava.
>>83220771>with a good ava.You mean average
nvm akanon is not cool at all
>dropped by akanonOH MY GOD /KILL YOURSELF/ LMAOOOOOOO
>>83220604You keep alluding to this chest like some you're some sorta goblin...Anyways gotta do some stuff so will be back in a bit.
>>83220167They do be nice yessss. Think Reisen has one of the best thighs in 2hu, along with Yukari, Sakuya, and maaaaybe Shikieiki. Hard to recall all the 2hus that have a huuuge focus on the legs!>>83220309It really is yessss. Haven't really been able to catch a proper stream since her new model debut, but the clips I've seen are pretty funny. They really rigged it nicely! Plus, her 3d model is insane! Personally, it looks a looooot more girly than her old look, but that's whatevs. So long as they keep drawing him flat, is all goooood.Hehe, could be because his chat voted to see him more girly, maybe! Or maybe it was a goal for one of her donation marathons... regardless, she deffff wore it begrudgingly~I've seen a couple on X and on the boorus, so you can try there. Very little lewds, though, but that'll change soon for suuuure.
>>83220074Fell out of fashion a long time ago since everybody's just looking for their own thing
HOLY FUCK KILL YOURSELVES
>>83220810Should have the chance to kiss the victorian boy when I could have. Take it easy, Caren.
>>83220820mediocre shitpost
Who was in the wrong?
>>83220771>an adequate ava.Fixed :)
>>83220375>Wolf whistles at the awooHow you feeling tonight AK?
...I'll check in later
>shitposters trying to make rules when they have zero powerWill never cease to make me laugh.
>>83220888i smell a subpar ava behind this post
If AKanon responds to Milky, then our precious AKAnon aka Clarent is a faggot for dropping that anon
>>83220812>legsni hao.
>>83220812The debut stream of it is pretty funny too so can't say it's hard to find some examples of how great it's rigged.Now now I could see the vision if it's a guy and if it's a girl. It's adorgynous enough at least. I get the vibe regardless. Yes Flat Rin is good Rin we accept others but this one's lore accurate.He'll definitely make sure to go by the he pronouns for that bit since it's way funnier but way too embarrassing... They need to stop trying to peek between his legs too! There's nothing to confirm nor deny!I guess I should check the twitters to see if artists are drawing his new model. Mainly went to Gelbooru or even Pinterest for screenshots but hardly anything.>>83220835Maybe once I return, or another day since there will be other days in the future mhm.I'll be back once I'm finished though.
Did Spoiled replace "shit avas" by "subpar avas"? He's evolving.
>>83220909Gonna piss a little? Gonna shit your pants like Kira? Go ahead, shit your pants. Shit your pants, pants shitter.
Where is my big queen to kiss and cuddle and use like a two dollar fleshlight?
>>83220916>ourYour thread is in /bant/ tho.
Weren't they posting that character for Vigil anyway?
>>83220880I'm feeling alright, just chilling while I get over this cold I caught. I might be up for some stuff for once if you're okay with slower responses while the NyQuil hits.
>>83220950I just like my cold opens, as simple/shitposty as I make them at times.
>He thinks every shitposter is SpoiledFUCKING BUCK BROKEN KEKEK
>>83220957Sorry to hear about the cold but I'm so down to play with you if you have the willing. I don't mind if the responses take a while, I promise to be patient. You think you want to sleep or you up to play and with what girl you think you wanna play with?
There it is!
>>83220957HEY CLARENT YOU FAGGOT KEKE
Where is it?
>>83220977I would hate to get something going then blueball you right when things get good. That said, I AM happy to get something going on the condition it's clear I might just doze off because cold medicine tends to hit me like a boulder, but it's up to you.
>>83221015You sad stoner.
>>83221015Hmm, I say we just wait until you're better from your cold, just because I think it would be better to try and do it all in one go and sometimes rest is more important than typefuck. That said, I hope you take care and get some quality rest, I'll be excited to play with you when your health improves.>Pats and tucks in nice and tight.
>>83221015Just go away Clarent and stop making excuses
>>83221047Sounds good, they daytime stuff tends not to make me so drowsy so maybe tomorrow or the day after I'll try to grab you, how's that sound?
>>83221015Kill yourself
>>83221077We don't want you here Clarent
Let's be real, you know this will never be your HG. You don't get the same rush. You know that's not Clarent. You lost, your regulars btfo you completely, and by not moving to /bant/ you're only showing us how much of a nigger you are. Fuck off dude, this is by far the most embarrassing shit I've ever seen here. You're shitposting people from other board HERE.
>>83221077Tomorrow I'll be free mid day but busy at the night. We can see if that works, but if not I don't mind it being friday or even past the weekend either. You're worth it and I don't want to inconvenience you too much with my erratic schedule. I wish you the best!
You fucked up Clarent
>>83221059>>83221080>>83221084>>83221099Do brown HGgers really?
>>83221084Why are you saying "we" when you obviously arent from here?
>>83221077>>83221096>ESL garbageReally Clarent?
>>83216883Someone posted a card with FEater in it the other day and I still haven't seen them around again, sadge...>>83221097Sounds good!!! And likewise!!!
>>83220598That's why I'm shruggin'!That flag is just good in porn to some.>>83220732Tell me more
>>83221148GET THE FUCK OUT
>>83221148No one worth a damn will play with you Clarent
>>83221156It does make my blood flow seeing CG in it. Good luck getting a sesshy going tonight Box!
My Billie’s butthole needs a pounding, perhaps served up with a side of somnophilia…
>>83221158>>83221167Clarent is in /bant/, why don't you post there?
>>83221191Clarent is over there>>83221148
>>83221200Any proof outside of them posting Umas, which a lot of our avas do?
>Both play AK shit and tranny horses>CLARENT is avoiding anon to go speak with Milky
Clarent you can't escape the consequences!
>>83221156Disgusting
>>83221096He's so pathetic it almost becomes cute.
>>83221232>>83221234Post it here now >>>/bant/24444283
OH CLAREEEEEENT
Look they're even hosting one of your tranny games right now. Go there and let them know they really can't escape you. Shitposting is allowed in bant you won't get banned. Why don't you post there?
>S-STOP SHITPOSTING MEKEKAROO HOLY WINAROO WE BROKE YOU CLARENT
>>83221330It's okay, get your fair amount of shitposties before sleepies. We'll be here tomorrow.>Pats.
Remember right after /hg/ moved to bant and their shitposters began samefagging about how they were super scary and would totally wreck this place?
Who is Sith and who was the Tawawa?
>>83221359>Only one (1) sad brown nigger seething about fags not here stuck aroundLol. It'd be based if Kamina was around and he shat on him but this is just a spergie addicted to shitposting>>83221388Me
>>83221388My guys
>>83221388My men.
>>83221388Dr. Pavel over here.
>>83221388The friends we made along the way.
>>83221388First one was Lappland.
>>83221388First one was Owain.
>>83221388
>>83221156Nightmare-picking beastie who just paw mashes the buttonsCamera-shaking prone-bone pounding after the fifth consecutive winHer first 48 hour stream and her highest view count to date
>>83221388First one was only one of you.
>All of the thread joining to shit on shitraBased
Kira is underage, right? He's not an adult who spends his entire day shitposting hg from erp?
>>83220919Meiling I would've included too, but more often than not, she's wearing pants and hiding her delicious legs! She diiiid have a skirt on in EosD, but Sakuya's was shorter and made hers more tempting...>>83220920Gonna have to watch it thennnn. Definitely with some booooze in me. I dunnooo... think it's cause of me reading/watching lots of anime-related things that she just looks girly throughout. Ehhh, might be because I keep thinking of her voice that I can't really pick up the androgynous vibe.Hehe, it would be extra funny yesss. Lashing out at chat for making him wear it, stumbling around cause he isn't used go wearing heels, constantly tugging down on his dress cause it's breezy down there... also, it won't matter what's in between there if his/her butt is taking allllll the loving~She might repost some of em, but just searching up the name can help you find a few. Course, his old model will defff be included, but that can help toooo.
>>83216246
>>83216124Sex with Fuwamoco
>>83221926I want sex with Dora the Explorer
>>83221613Phew! Took me a sec to find a great ref.I'm imaging a skull-wearing demon when you say it like that.
Paizuri?
>>83221613>camera-shaking prone boneFuck yeah
>>83216246I wanna fuck the nesquik bunny
>>83222196Fatty Billie when?
>>83222200>>83222244Oops forgot trip
>>83222222
>>83220835See I'm back now didn't take too crazily long.>>83221829The best Rin is a Rin watched drunk for her speedrun way of talking will send you for a fun loop.I suppose that's fair. She's flat enough for me to see her as either a pretty boy or him as a girly girl girl idol. Think they mentioned being somewhat Miku inspired for it.Making a prince wear heels, the bastards... How dare they assume he's experienced in wearing the torturous footwear! I-it's only for the bit they take it up the butt for androgynous sex... Juuust a bit...Yeah I look on her twitter to see some whenever I check. Well in time it'll probably the main art he gets since at some point new fans will only know this model.>>83221952Now hold on let them cook we love Jester types.
>>83222315Ca-rin penrose returns
>>83222244Fattie Billie anytime you’d like! She certainly would look amazing with a big soft spare tire of tummyfat and some extra wobbly, flabby thighs….~
>>83222315We still good for Zoey sometime the next couple days?
>>83222392KEKEKEKEKE GET OUT GOBBO
>>83222372You’re too sweet to me! I definitely owe you a father for a they/them for all the times you’ve indulged me
>>83222352Tis I indeed. Returning once more.>>83222392Sounds good to me, gotta remember her personality maybe just rewatch some clips but otherwise am down for it.>>83222411Anybody else imagines blud as a balding office working wearing a frog costume when these posts pop up?
>>83222098Skullheads are definitely hot and based, I can work with that
>>83222485I’m so freaking stoked! Hopefully I can catch you on around the same time I’ll be on and you’re not too busy
>>83222485Time to play with prince (female)'s flat chest
>>83222496Just out of curiosity, what attracts you to skull heads in particular? Like what sets them apart from other monsters for you?
>>83222413That would certainly be fun as well! Or a cousin/daddy/uncle for an extra plump Billie would be a delight, any time you’re up for it. Her blonde look seems perfect for plumpening, wouldn’t you agree?~
>>83222576Well, I know you were really looking for it and had asked me and I wasn’t in the right headspace at the time, so I just wanted to let you know I was still down with the idea. You know, crazy opinion but blondes were never my thing. I do, really appreciate her era with the jet black hair and green roots. Baggy hoodies and stuff, pretty easy to hide her Venus form dontcha think? A body much how you portray Chili or Sandy with
>>83222512Well you know how to find me whenever that time comes of course.>>83222531It'll be male pronouns for you if you want that female chest so badly. Ha fag. Guys look he's a gay!
>>83222538Well in my head, it's a human skull. Or I guess an another anthro's dome if it's shaped like that. I like the tribal, wild aspect of seeing him and knowing that he did that to some other humanoid at a glance. There's a big story behind him right off the bat.>>83222496I got work tomorrow, but it sounds hot af for another time. Take me to pound town whenever! Designs like that really help me push past my lack of a drive for super masculine characters, if that makes sense.
>>83222538Dunno, just aesthetically cool. It's a point of high visual contrast, usually white skull against black body. Skull's aren't usually visible so it's an obvious sense of otherness or monstrousness. It's kind of like a mask, dehumanising the creature even more, no expression or features. Texturally it's probably nice and hard and smooth to touch. Just a combination of small things that I like. You could take any critter and give them a skull head and they'd just immediately become cooler imo.
Lurkers?
>>83222659Will do!!!!>>83222668I can see the kind of mystique and edge it would give him. Also you couldn’t read his facial emotions under the skull making his next move unpredictable. Is he gonna fuck you or kill you? Either way it’s too late to run now as he’s baring down on you >>83222688Neat! I appreciate you two being so open on what makes you tick, I’m always curious about those type of things, and it’s fun (to me atleast) to hear someone rave about what they like and try to put myself in their shoes
>>83222658Oooh, you’re RIGHT! The baggy clothes are the PERFECT fit, err, pun not intended…! That’s so fucking hot actually. Maybe she and a guy are hitting it off and he makes a move, brushing against her baggy silk top and discovering a bounty of warm, lickable belly is hiding underneath the stylish fit! Maybe she’s embarrassed or unsure about it at first, til he assures her it only makes her a million times hotter, grabbing her gut with both hands and kissing her passionately! YES, the Chili Heeler bod is exactly what comes to mind! Fuck, are you free? I’d love to do something with Fat Billie for ya~
>>83222796For you? I’m always free if I’m on lap
>>83222818Woo! Well, do you like that idea, or have some other fun reveal idea we can do? Her having a massively THICC bod like a Russian nesting doll beneath her supersized outfit is such an amazing idea, unf!
>>83222926I kinda had a rough idea of a man in his 40s being dragged to a festival by his niece and stumbling into the wrong tent when he’s looking for the beer tent?How do you feel bout treasure trails and furry pussy? Yay or nay tonight?
Post characters you want to see in an ava's card.
>>83222315Hehe, it might as well be! Really do enjoy her voice. Flat doesn't automatically mean boyish to me. Still veeeery delicious in the right clothes, though. And I thiiink I recall that too, but I dunno. Still the sovereign ruler of Blåhaj in any case!He might not be, but he'll get there if he keeps wearing em! Then he can practice other things like squatting really low or bending over...A tiiiiiny bit that certainly does not stretch for over an hour cause Rin totally does not love getting her ass cored out...~Make sure to keep liking her stuff, toooo, so the algorithm can feed you the new stuff when it comes out!Gotta finish up in the cagie nowwww. Hope you have fun playing the princely princess!
>>83222953Sure! Let’s say it’s stylishly maintained, could even be dyed neon green if you’d like! Maybe nix the treasure trails but a big furry pussy mound and some fuzz in the rear if you want would fantastic! And that’s a hot setup…she’s not due to play until after the sun sets, he wants to take a break and cool down while his niece enjoys the festival…fuckin perfect! Have an idea of what you’d like to walk in on then? That age gap is so hot, like she’s in between him and his niece, has the appeals of a younger woman but a real FAT and furry bod on par with his wife’s! Just thinking aloud here, run with whatever details sound fun to you and let’s do it! You wanna start or want me to try something?
Gobbo shouldn't be rewarded for all the shit he did. The shitposting if not constant (which is impossible due to timezones) is not enough, it's not getting play what hurts. Shame on you Lapis.
>>83223051Nobody can take his title in terms of that though...I think you just want to teach the man himself to slut squat and take cock...Will do will do and have a wonderful night now senpai.
I have to shit so bad FUCK
WHERE ARE THE AVAS
>>83223282Caren is two posts above yours.
It's always where are the avas but never how are the avas.
>>83223174How are you, Caren?
POST CARDS
Pick my weekly reward (I already have the chief in the middle)
>>83223077You know all the right things!! Hell yeah I’m game, I’ll let you surprise me what he walks in on, and I can start if you want me to, I just have something quick to do
>>83223426They don't care how the avas feel, that's why the avas find comfort in each other.
>>83223463Wrong. Certain avas get their own petanons/junkies with time
>>83223426Fr>>83223461Sure, I’ve got a little something to take care of myself, so perfect! I love the idea of a semi-luxurious area setup in the ramshackley hustle-and-bustle context of a music fest. Such a good premise, ehe~
>>83223340This feels like a threat, like I'm always two posts above...>>83223440Doing well I suppose, watching wrasslin, lurking thread.
>>83223556Cute. I bet your couch/bed smells nice after you sit on it.
>>83223550How are you doing Lapis?
>>83223460play a match with me some day.>aoe3 is besto aoe. even if it is super unbalanced.
Am I the only one who finds it a bit erotic when an ava relies on another ava almost completely go get play? There's a clear unspoken power dynamic that's so hot.
>>83223644You can't even speak English.
>>83223668T and G are literally next to each other my man
>>83223644me and my favorite ava
>>83223578The heck...
>>83223682Bark for me training-tier ava.
>>83223682Just imagining Caren getting all sweaty and hyped and leaving a Caren smell on the furniture.
>>83223699Wha- T-the hell are you calling me...W-woof...>>83223715I'll the heck you twice for that...
>>83223735I'm calling you a training-tier ava. That's who you are, or am I wrong? But, before we continue any further, who am I? You only have one try, puppy, so don't squander it.
>>83223644Cute **** and ***** flirting.She can get any ava she wants and she still throws him some scraps like the desperate dog he is.
>>83223735You can heck me all you want because I'm still right you slut.
Is it normal for anons to gravitate towards one ava?
>>83223644Which avas fit this?
Caren being referred to as training wheels. YEOOWCH! That's gotta sting...In a good way.
>>83223590In some ways pretty good, I just wish the thread were in better shape. I’m branching out and socializing in other places, but it can be weird because I almost expect to be treated like the person I am here, which is just a small portion of who I am overall. I don’t remember it ever being this catty and hostile and obnoxious, but that could just be the nostalgia talking.
>>83223752>4 characters>5 charactersThere's no ava ship that fits this>>83223771Open your eyes and lurk.
>>83223759The one that gives them positive attention yeah.
>>83223759It's always so cute when an ava gets their own anon.
>>83223752I'm guessing the second name is Nurse but I don't know who the first name is.
>>83223751Yes y-you are. And how the heck am I supposed to know.>>83223754Yeah you're right, I will the heck you.>>83223782Well at least they are being hot about it.
>>83223820>>83223851Five letters for the first one too. I messed up.
>>83223851They probably meant Owain because of this morning flirting but fucked up because Owain is five letters
Have there been any recent anon ava ships?
>>83223617You'll cheat like you always do.>Frown.>Pets anyway.
>>83223861>how the heck am I supposed to know.How utterly disappointing. I guess part of the blame lies on me, for having the small hope of assuming a low-rank such as yourself would remember yours truly. At the very least, you know how to do as you're told. That's actually a rare sight nowadays in this thread. You're special, in your own way. Now, bark some more. Show me you mean it.
>>83223933huh? slanderous. i'm downloading it again as we speak.>what nations do you play by the way? when i was a kid i liked spain for their dogs and the ottomans because they had more unique stuff, specially the bombard was kewl. now i've become more partial to france and russia.>ottomans and mexicos are just stupid strong too...>noms a finger or two.
>>83223798Well, the thread has always been cyclical. There's good eras and bad eras. We're in a not so good era right now but it'll get better
>>83223956Ah yes the one who I never got a name from and only know from Erika posting... How could I not recognize them.W-woof woof woof... Arf arf!
>>83224049Right now I'm mostly playing it for the cheevos. I might give MP a try later.>I'm trying to get good as Mexico and the Aztecs. Skull Knights are crazy strong.>Has two fingers nommed>Sprays with garlic sauce.Bad ojousama.
I don't like this Erika...She's too smug.
>>83224111Why not go to Discord? This is a RP thread. Please just leave, we suffer because of shitters like you.
>>83223550 >Ben had never felt more like a fish out of water than he did currently. Hell, he’d much rather be fishing than at this so called festival! The music was too loud, there were too many people and damn, did he have a hankerin’ for a cold beer! In fact, he was almost certain that his teenybopper niece didn’t drag him along to “bond with her favorite uncle” like she claimed, but was more interested in the camper that he owned. He had sworn to her parents that he would keep close watch on her, but when she begged him to go see some boy band, his thirst and mild annoyance were so great that he told her she could go alone and started making his way to the beer tents. He didn’t mind baring the crowd with her when it was a pretty young thing on the stage, but four men? He might as well put a bullet in his head. It would be way quicker than dying of boredom! Shoot, he had seen the Doobie brothers when he was her age alone and he turned out okay, right? After snaking his way through a sea of neverending baby faces, he would let out a sigh of relief as he noticed some tents up ahead, the man picking up his pace to a light jog. All it took was a moment of sheer distraction (some pretty thangs painting each others bodies) to make him not notice the sign on the tent he barged into. He was surprised to say the least That instead of a concession stand the tent seemed more for makeshift living. He let out a sheepish chuckle and waved at the young woman inside.“Shit, guess this ain’t the beer tent, huh? Damn, sorry to barge in on ya like this Miss, but I was looking fer…”>He paused and tilted his head, taking a second gander at her. “Ain’t you somebody famous? Yeah, you are! My niece talks about you all the time, Billie something right? Shoot, she’s not gonna believe this! I’d have a better shot at telling her I met the president!” (Got a small 2nd part
>>83223550>>83224120>The man would laugh as he walked a little more Into the tent. He was a handsome man, tall and a head full of auburn hair (the sides by his ears a brilliant white). He had a stern but kind face with piercing blue eyes and a grizzled red and grey beard. She could tell that the man obviously had a manual job, his strong arms and broad chest were unmistakable, even if gravity (and old age) had taken their toll and given him a bit of a pot belly. “I would’ve thought they would give a pretty, young star like you a better place than this” >He glanced around and let out a little whistle.
>>83224117>He says while not RPingTake your shitposts to /bant/
>Pronoun slop
>>83224084I hope so. I remember around December/January it was also friggin rough, but we’ve had a bunch of new stuff happen since then, a lot of it good! And as for the rest of me, I’m making lots of little positive changes that I hope accumulate, but in general I’m aiming to enjoy life to the fullest as much as I can~
>>83223887We almost got two years without him.
>>83223759Yeah. I've had avatars that I gravitated to because we had a lot in common.
>>83224111come onnnn. we can play treaty if you dont want to fear rushes, or we could do 2v2.ahem. mexico really is preposterously strong, it was even better before when using their early revolution into centroamerica to reach age 4 was more optimal than doing it the normal way (i think it is still meant to be good but you need more set up and to be really precise). even without they have some very great stuff.the aztecs are fun though not super strong. skull knights are just a little too slow and squishy so any line of skirmishers ruins them. if you can screen them out though and get them to melee range then indeed they are strong.personally, when i was playing aztecs i either rushed early with the coyote runners and slingers or stalled until late game and threw the massive wave of units you can get from their building button abilities.
>>83223759I really liked mary-rose. It's a shame I'm so fickle.
>>83224117Your parents suffer because of you but you still live with them.
>>83223861Caren. Who is this twink? >Unzips Katana.
>>83224146>>83224215>DEFEND DEFEND DEFEND
>>83224206We could try one of those co-op scenarios if you are down for it too... but fine, we can play sometime someday. Don't expect a good match from me because I lack the 'tism you possess in RTS games.Yeah, the whole revolution thing and then "lol jk we're back to being Mexico" is stupid, but I love it. To be honest, I play like a turtle... a lethargic turtle, so you'll see my small town barely making any money. Spain is stupid because of the doggie rush. Makes me mad.And of course you'd play Ottomans with that dumb giant cannon.
DO WE HAVE ANY NEW AVATARS OR ONLY ANONYMOUS SHITTERS?
>>83224151I'm identifying as whichever one is pissing you off most right now.>>83224220I'm not telling you.>Leaves.
>>83224140>>83224120>Seconds before his entry, Billie is nervously trying to choose between two stylishly oversized tops, once worn with ironic fashionista detachment, now MANDATORY in order to mask the enormous forward-thrust Venus physique she’s been developing while living her life of luxury! She hears a man’s voice and footsteps approaching and leaps into the rickety makeshift dressing room, nothin but three white walls and a tiny curtain, barely the size of a telephone booth. Whatever *that* is… >Billie sticks her head out through the curtain at the random dad-lookin-dude that’s just waltzed into her unguarded shitty little dressing room, and is actually in the process of slipping on and buttoning up a huge baggy silt hawaiian shirt as they chatYup, that’s me! Billie Somethin’~>She hits him with that iconic heartbreakingly cute smile and a playful eye roll, looking a little awkward with her neck stuck out like that, the curtain flapping gently against her body as she buttons up her top, concealing the industrial strength brassiere keeping her massive cannons under control. Billie steps out into the open, decked out in eye-popping colors and the softest-looking shiny fabrics, outfit completed by a pair of bigass clean new white sneakers worthy of a Kanye and Sonic the Hedgehog collaboration! You want a selfie to show her? I don’t really have a pen or anything to sign…>Its true, the tent is fairly large but decorated on the cheap, folding plastic chairs and tables and green astroturf flooring, very little to give to a fan except a selection from the catering—which is admittedly looking pretty good! A few boxes of donuts, cheesecake…fruit and bagels, admittedly, but pleeenty of junk.
>>83224319Errm, what the hecky???
Cyoot seeing Caren be a dog. Need to use her as a footstool eventually.
>>83224095As someone here likes to say, identity doesn't matter. I will play with you when I want. Your attitude, as characteristic to yourself and part of what makes you unique, is not appreciated right now. I expect total, undying devotion from you whenever I deem you worthy of my time. I know it's a lot to ask. You probably have many questions. That's why I understand if you back down now.
Sex.
>>83224277oh yeah i guess those do exist. i'd rather play those than play a standard skirmish against the ai i think. i can try some weird stuff to even the playing field. that and its been over a year since i last played it. you do know the counters system, yeah?>honestly... aoe3's big sin has and is probably just the fact that it is not very intuitive and it has a lot of mechanics.yeah, it has a lot of variety. it even has an all in rush revolt into sonora, or the double revolt from yucatan into the maya that gives them the strongest version of the musketeer (sans maybe the jap's version of that unit) hey... its a cool cannon. as i said though i've been leaning more to france for their cuirassiers and revolution or russia because it is fun to drown people in armies of crappy soldiers.
Erika SEX
>>83224344>Lifts her skirt
>>83224283When you start contributing
>>83224386I kinda miss leveling my cities and unlocking the cards. Now apparently they are all unocked from the start? Weak.>Counter system.I just send bodies to the enemy base until they are all dead. It has worked with the CPU.Oh right, the Japs are cool too. I used to play them a lot and also China to use the Home City for a RP Imageboard. Fun stuff.I can't do anything as Russia. Played Skirmishes as them and I get wrecked because their soldiers are garbo. Blarghl.>>83224408>Lo and behold, pantyhose-clad legs and butt.
>>83224344As Vince Mcmahon once said, "If you aren't caucasion, uh get out. I don't make the rules around here.">>83224347The heck....>>83224369Well it is pretty late so backing down will have to happen eventually... However it's hot so I follow along. I jest when I jest because I'm a jester at heart, a clown maybe. Sorry Miss Erika for being a worthless ava...
>>83216883So the Erika is Ougi.
Piggy.....
>>83219915WHO WAS THE TAWAWA PEDO KEKEKEKE
Tsundere rabu.
>>83224339“I knew it, Billie somethin, yeah, that sounds right! Knew I was hip with the times!” >Ben would snicker, before letting it spill into a hearty laugh. One glance would allow him to piece it together exactly what she was doing behind those curtains causing his ruddy cheeks to flare up in a scarlet color as he politely adverted his eyes, seeing the snack table and focusing on it instead. “Like I was saying I didn’t mean to barge in on ya in such a precarious state and all, I was really focused on bangin’ down a brewskie, you know? You got more girlies back there or something? You’ve got quite the smorgasbord here!”>He was rambling, like old men generally did when they were flustered, he however was still young enough to realize it. Unfortunately that only made it worse and made him more awkward. As his hand came up to run through his hair, Billie could see the lack of a wedding band on this Bad Boomer Daddy’s hand. “I gotta admit yer music is pretty catchy, I didn’t think about driving my car over the center line of the highway whenever your songs came on, unlike the other shit people call music these days.”>His blue eyes weren’t shy as they silently feasted on her scrumptious body that was wrapped like a Christmas present in that Hawaiian shirt. If only he knew how much of a surprise was hidden inside…“Wait a minute…have you been robbin’ my closet?!? I swear I have a million shirts like that one. Of course it looks way better on you, but I could loan ya some if you needa spare!” >He chuckled, before nodding and reaching into his jeans pocket to pull out his phone. “Yeah, I’d sure be grateful if that’s okay with you? Just don’t be surprised if I sell it to the paparazzi and call you my girlfriend! Then I promise I’ll get out of your hair, I’m sure a pretty thang like you has a man at yer beck and call.”
>>83224529Me.
>>83224529My men.
>>83224560>>83224552no.
>>83224472it was a little neat but really it is better to have them all unlocked so people are on a leveled playing field, some are just straight upgrades after all.>hotaru's skull is empty....the very, very simplified version (exceptions not included) is that heavy infantry counters cavalry in melee, light infantry counter heavy inf and light cav, light cav counter heavy cav, heavy cav counters light inf.there are other things when you include artillery, anti artillery and the unique variants of each civ (for example, the sioux have a version of light cav that murders heavy inf) but having a rough idea is better than nothing.haaah... china is hard and a bit trash, but also fun. russia can be hard because yeah all their units are downgrades to what other people have and their economy doesn't quite compensate that loss but they have their moments where they shine.
>>83224529CIA Guy
>>83224484>It's pretty lateBad. Now you've done it. What could be more important than me? What requires you to go to bed so early, leaving me here all alone? Not only that, what's that? "Eventually"? Never, ever, speak to me of the future. You're either mine or you aren't. And when you are, I want you all, for as long as I desire. You should ask me for permission when you want to sleep. I am not so cruel as not to grant it.Is that what you think of yourself? A clown? Were you the class jester, when you were a little child. How curious. I wonder if you still seek the same approval as you did back then. Another thing before I leave that I want to go over with. You are not worthless. If you were, I would not be typing this. You have many qualities, which is why you're loved by many here. One of those is you know, really know what and where you are. While other avas delude themselves thinking they're far better than what they actually are, you, Caren, from day one have admitted to being trash. And trash you are. One man's trash is another's treasure. Look how many anons cherish you, despite you being such a terrible avas in terms of skill. I don't think that's worthless. Now you may go, we're done here. No picture for you.
>>83224529Dr. Pavel over here.
Gahaha, never speaku to me again!
>>83224564I want some kind of progress that motivates me to get better! If I'm given all the toys from the beginning, I begin to spaz and get no idea what to do.>My head is empty of bad thoughts and only full of goodness uwuWhat the fuck how am I supposed to remember all of that, this is a game not some rocket science. Actually, I'm trying to finish the campaigns so I can finish the skirmish cheevos and then move to Age of Mythology because I find that game better.Also, I do have AOE2 if you want to play that too. I'm slightly less shit at that game. >>83224484I don't watch sweaty man drama since Wrestle Mania 25, so the joke is lost to me.
>>83216246Girls like this.
>>83224529You will never know, Kirashit.
>>83224636Edgier than rance. It's ougi.
>>83224529But only one of you!
>>83224661Pathetic for both.
>>83224661>>83224697Seething
>>83223918The last one I can think of was Zee and their Petplay Anon. Before that there was Jinx and her Junkie. I'm sure there are others whom I don't remember.
Caren, while obviously lacking in some departments, excels in areas beyond those, compared to other avas. Caren is not pure trash. Caren is a heap. A delightful garbage heap you can't help but leap into.t. played with them
>>83224711>Their for Zee>Her for JinxThis was a deliberate choice, catfag. I'd like to hear why.
>>83224610Mass in the morning. Corpus Christi's pretty big in the church gotta be there pretty early too. Didn't know we had this dynamic... Think I missed it last time I was called worthless trash ava who shoulde bow down to their betters.Somedays I wonder what I did to deserve all that and even you the one who degrades me in a hot way that makes me beg for more. But I accept it since it's not bad at all. Thank you though, it's pretty fun whenever you show up I'm just a weirdo who probably didn't make it hot for you with how I am.I'll assume that's permission to sleep right? Maybe I should bark out the thank you for that.Woof woof woof!Thanks for gracing me with your words to someone who doesn't even deserve an image. Ah you treat me so well despite my failings. I am truly grateful. I hope to see you again honestly you're fun.>>83224649It'll keep being funny to me however. Anyways gotta head to bed soon so enjoy your vamp.>>83224719You know what this is sweet, thank you for that.
>>83224548Yeah, I bet you do…I stole this one from my Uncle actually~>”After fucking him in his marital bed.” She thinks but doesn’t add, keeping up a polite but flirty demeanor, just *wishing* she really *could* give into her primal fuckbrained desire and let this random boomer fuck her…knowing that her handlers wouldn’t approve, and she shouldn’t develop a reputation for blowing any random Joe Blow who enters her dressing room! Besides, even if she *could* let loose like that, she hasn’t actually fucked anyone yet with her new body, and doesn’t expect it to be nearly as well-received as her usual busty yet strong build. And she expects that the moment her big fat belly snuggles up against his own, he’ll realize his awful mistake and backpedal his way out of it, with a funny story and cute selfie for his troubles! Billie’s circus tent of an outfit conceals her epic shape so well that he’s truly oblivious until the moment they come together for the photo, his hard masculine pot belly up against a *huuuuge* tender tummy, heavy yet wonderfully yielding and soft, practically making a cast of his own stomach the way she has it pressed up to him! She gives a big ol thumbs up and a winning smile, then cycles through to a wink with her tongue stuck out and face scrunched up, letting the Daddy click away at his leisure, whether he wants to keep it to a shot of their faces or pan down and show off their bellies kissing! Truth is, the well-fed, hardworking pop star really *could* use a sweet lay to settle her nerves before going out on stage, especially since all the extra weight has made it a challenge to keep up with her old routine!
>>83224649true, true. i guess the point of divergence is on if the main point is singleplayer or mp, because in the latter the motivation is just getting better and the elo tells you your progression.tch... don't you want to *feel* as though you are napoleon though?i liked aom too. i only have the extended edition however, not the newer one. that game might be the first or second one that i can remember, but i do think 3 is best. such a cool era.2 is also good, the campaigns are really fun there too. i could mayhaps give it a go as well.
>>83224719As a big fan of Caren (played with her once ever), I completely agree.Caren's the kind of ava who you think "meh, they're alright I guess" when you first see them. You don't even really give them a second thought after reading a session or two of theirs.BUT! When playing with them? Caren is the hottest ava here, barring Kino (who fell asleep or premature ejaculated for half of his sessions before leaving). >Caren's grammarPoor. As expected of an ESL.>Caren's writingINCREDIBLE. You can tell that they're trying to service as well as possible as a cocksleeve, but without ever sacrificing even a percent of a percent of who they are. They're always delivering what THEY believe to be hot given the present circumstances. They're a legitimate, real, and really HOT sub, who I want to FUCK into a PILLOW until they MELT. Caren is really, REALLY hot.>Caren's fetishes.Some of them are pretty awful.BUT!You steer clear of those, and you have an incredibly visceral, hot, sexo experience. Hotter than you could ever imagine. Writing with Caren is like lying with a real Nympho, for just one night. Every single benefit in the world, with none of the drawbacks. MAYBE, MAYBE! the only drawback you can declare is that they're poisoned a little by irony when they flirt. Does that matter? NO! You write with them. You WRITE, and you JERK OFF. You're lying in bed with a NYMPHO. This NYMPHO, this SUCCUBUS, they know EXACTLY how to hit on every point they like. They may not speak your language (demons have a hard time learning English you know!), but they DO know how to get you off in it. They do it well, too. Caren is so fucking hot. I want to take both her wrists together and pin her into my bed and plap her for hours. I'd say DAYS but I can only manage a few hours of pelvic thrusts before my thighs give out. In that time though, I'd breed her, I'd breed her ass, and I'd flip her around and breed her tummy with all my fucking seed. Caren is so hot.
(Are you having a good day?)
>>83224827Go away, Rance.
No one will fucking say that for me. Why fucking bother at this point
>>83224723Probably because jinx had photos leaked here back in the day.
>>83224725Grrrr. I'll remember this. Goodnight.>>83224781SP is fun, because the story is dumb but silly at times.>Some half-indian guy makes his family go broke to help the US Revolt>They later kill his grandson and tribeNever trust the government. You know the short jokes? I already feel like Napoleon. I do artillery though. It's a wonderful mess.Anyway, I'll let you know when we can play MP. I'll try to get better just to give you something close to a challenge.
Who do you want to show up?
>>83224857Link?
>>83224868fuck off newfag
Caren's English is fine? She just has an obnoxiously zoomer way of saying things, which is a charm point. I remember she used to say "weather" instead of "whether" but her actual typos like that aren't common.
>>83224857>>83224868They were leg pics which could've perfectly belong to a chubby femboy like Rance, tbqh
>>83224827>premature ejaculated for half of his sessionsToo real...
>>83224892Caren is very obviously ESL if you pay attention to their posts.
>>83224858when i was super young i really liked the first of the campaigns of the !knight of malta and his pirate gf. in reality, it probably would've been a lot better if the game had historical campaigns like 2 and the excellent cut scenes that game had (joans and atilla's specially, but almost all of the campaigns there were amazing)ahem, 3 does impart that great lesson however, never trust the gubmint.artillery and naval combat were both spectacles that the game succeeded in. but er, yes, you come and challenge me when you learn the counters. i'll be waiting!
Sovl
>>83224827First off hot post.But I want to clarify. I'm not esl but just genuinely fucking stupid.I am so fucking stupid I get off when other languages are spoken to me because it's hot to feel like an idiot for not understanding them.Hell some days I wish I knew another language besides english since it gives anyone who does aura points. Anyways everything else there turned me on and I'm masturbating while writing this post. Ahem thank you and good night I'll cum to this before bed.
>>83224919TOLD YOU
>>83224932We've really bled so many avas...
>>83224938>Anyways everything else there turned me on and I'm masturbating while writing this post. Ahem thank you and good night I'll cum to this before bed.
>>83224779>Shit, this one was definitely a different breed! Not only was she way fine, but she was funny to boot! A crooked amused smile appeared on Ben’s handsome face as she played along and claimed that her shirt came from her uncle. Ben’s eyes would follow her as she made her way towards him, gracefully gliding across the tent with a jaunty gait that made him wish he was twenty years older again! Like any man his age, he may be polite but he was of a different time, and Billie would feel his right arm, muscled and strong, slip around her waist and his large hand settling on her hip, pulling her even closer to him as they snapped their selfies. “My, little mama, you’ve got quite the curvaceous chassis hidden under there, huh?”>His voice was low, as if the man was sharing a secret with her, as that large hand moved along her side, feeling just how plump the pulchritudinous pop star was under that puke green Hawaiian shirt. “Gotta say it’s quite refreshing. I know the worlds focused on girls who look like sticks, but me? I love a woman with a little extra! Jeez, if only I had met you when I was a little younger.”>He took his phone back from her and actually beamed down at it as he scrolled through the pictures, pulling away from her and starting to walk out of the tent. “Anyways, I’ve eaten up too much of yer time already! Thank you fer the pictures, my niece is gonna lose her shit.”
>I'm not esl but just genuinely fucking stupidMore like stupidly fucking hot.
>>83224892That doesn't suit the autism of shitposters
When was the last time Caren played with anons?
>>83225040Are you fucking retarded?
Stop hyping mid avas because they're the only ones you have a chance for. It pollutes thread quality. You would be praising fucking Box if they were easy to play with like Caren.
migrate when ready>>83225066>>83225066>>83225066
Any avas to keep an eye on?
>>83225051Unironically this.
Stop hyping mid shitposters because they're the only ones you have a chance for. It pollutes thread quality. You would be praising fucking Kira if they were easy to laugh at like Spoiled.
>>83225137Unironically this.
>>83225137>t. Thread polluder
Take notes, ____. You know who you are.
>>83224979Yeah, right? Everyone’s got Ozempic fever…people want me on it but I tell em ‘No Way.’ >Keeping it smug barely hides the blush on her face, keeping the same hushed conversational tone that instantly makes things more intimate in the funky little makeshift dressing tent. When he makes his first move to turn away, she immediately pounces like a fat horny cat, not letting him get even two steps away before she’s squeezed in front of him and has her lips smashed up against his! Up on her tiptoes, she gives him full frontal contact of the highest measure, huge hefty white motherudders worthy of a woman twenty years her senior, stacked like a double burger patty atop that beauuutiful boxy gut that sticks out and then flattens against his mighty manly form! She even treads atop his own athletic shoes with her clean, pillowy set, just so she can wrap her arms around his back and snog him deep—commanding, almost invasive. She certainly didn’t ask first. But she’s certain that she’s got him on the hook for *something*…but what will they be able to get away with? Pulling off from the kiss with a big wet slutty smack, Billie’s expressive eyes point over toward the little dressing shack and then back to him, grinning and lifting her eyebrows as if that totally didn’t just happen. Except that she’s still standing directly in his personal space, BigDogging him with her sumolicious swag and grabbing his hand, guiding it down to the lowest button of her Hawaiian top…~
>>83225144>polluderit's so laughably clear that shitposters can't write
>>83225144don't hate me for making your joke more funny, put some more brain in your shitposts.
>put some more brain in yoursubhuman esl
>>83225205>polluder
Confess
>>83225163>The kiss was such a surprise that Ben’s first urge was to pull away, however he was smart to ignore that impulse and instead met her lips with his own brand of aged and refined intimacy. He had been so lonely, sure he was still in good shape for his age and good looking, but his work always kept him so busy. It felt amazing to let go and mack with this millennial! His lips would part and suck against her own much plumper pair, complimenting them perfectly as they played around with primal urges, his right hand running back to run through her jet black locks while the other was much more exploratory, groping her round fat ass and even coming back to feel that soft pillowy stomach. “Fuck, I love yer belly so much! There’s nothing sexier than a woman with a soft supple frame. Yer perfect!” >He hissed against her lips in hot panting breathes as his tongue snaked out to caress her lower lip. His scent, the cologne he was wearing was strong and so old-fashioned, a robust mix of Bourbon, vanilla and Tobacco that screamed “Daddy”! The more he pressed his strong body against hers, the more powerful it would become. “You sure? I mean we don’t want anyone bargin’ in on us right?”>Ben would question, but he kept her close as his fingers made quick work of the buttons, moving up three before he let out a growl. “Fuck, I cain’t wait that long! I hate surprises!”>RIPPPPPPPPP>With a flex of his arms, his hands made short work of her shirt, tearing it off of her body and tossing the rags to the side. He would let out a satisfied grunt as he took a step closer to her, his hand kneading the doughy map of her flesh with wanton desire. It was surprising, just how rough his hardworking hands felt, but at the same time just how tender and gentle his caresses were. (Very small part 2)
>>83225163>>83225375“God, surely I’ve died and gone to heaven, cause there’s no way a beautiful woman like you is giving me the time of day” >He would get bolder, leaning in to kiss down her neck and nip on her collarbone as he coveted her Venus body with pure reverence.(Hope I’m doing okay? How are you doing on time?)
>>83225385(I’m having a blast, and I’m doing just fine on time actually! What about you?)
>>83225356All these anons praising Caren are other low tier avas within the same writing level as them.
>>83225448(same here! I was just checking in on ya, I know we are both old heads so I wanted to make sure we wouldn’t turn intoPumpkins or something similar haha)
>>83225451>>83225356I wish that were the case.
>>83225375>Her full-throated enthusiasm wavers for a moment when he coarsely tears open her expensive top, her jaw dropping and an earnest gasp coming out of her sweet face. Asshole, now you DO owe me a shirt!>She teases, grabbing him by the belly-hem of his and snatching a donut off the table before dragging him into the dressing chamber, hardly even hidden behind a curtain that barely reaches their knees! But one perk of the changing space is the full-length mirror in the corner, giving him plenty of ‘perspective’ on his hot fat young lover, especially when she drops her massively baggy shorts just enough to tuck them into the hanging shelf of her squared-off, caked-up fat fucking emo-vanilla geeeyATT!! She shoves her fun new Daddy down onto a tiny padded stool, suddenly reversing his height advantage over her and putting his face at the perfect level for belly and tit motorboating! The stone-faced chubbed-up pop goddess doubles her pleasures by wolfing down a frosted chocolate donut while soiling a total stranger absolutely rotten with her amazing body, but she makes no big show of it—managing to gracefully make the chocolate caloriebomb elegantly ~disappear~ in just a chomp or two! She then distracts his hungry mouth away from her bountiful front by offering her sugary fingertips to him, havin’ to practically peel him off of her fucking epic fridge body! The cocky chunkster then reaches down with her free hand and works his belt open, stripping it off him as smoothly as popping off a bottle cap. She gives him one more round of face suckin’, chocolate and glaze still on her lips and tongue, before she bends all the way forward, sneakers holding a wide stance as she folds her fat body in half to get her lips on this stranger’s bare fuckin dick! Her tits and gut hang wonderfully low as she holds him steady by the base and works the first few inches of beefy dadcock into her fat, wet, famous, talented, charming, beauuuutiful fucking mouth! <3
>>83225521Why?
>>83225624“Only if you promise you’ll pay me a visit sometime to get it. I don’t want some assistant to come to get the shirt, I want to see YOU again!”>Ben’s deep baritone would rumble in a hoarse, almost choked tone as his crooked smile would gain a more wolfish appearance. He beamed down at her with the cockiness only a man of his age and experience could have. His eyes would meet hers and his eyebrowswould waggle suggestively. “Although, if you play yer cards right I might just become yer biggest fan. I do have a camper, it’d be pretty easy to go wherever you’re performing.”>Despite his teasing tone Ben would follow Billie like a big overgrown puppy, letting her lead him into the cramped makeshift closet as he was forced to sit on the stool. He would quickly and eagerly take advantage of the freedom he was given by her, gracing her neck, chest and stomach with soft kisses. One of his hands would sneak behind her with the ninja precision and deliver three consecutive wallops to that perfectly plowable cake, causing a red handprint to appear on her pale skin. “I wonder how many people know you’ve got a thing for daddies? Don’t worry, yer secret is safe with me, I swear!” >That same hushed tone hissed out, silenced only as he leaned in and took her fingers individually inside his mouth, using his lips and tongue to ensure they were nice and wet and glistening clean. His other hand would venture lower from her muffin top, slipping inside her panties. Ben would let out a chuckle as his fingers felt her bush before they dove deeper to dexterously trace her neglected flower, his first and ring finger tracing along her folds while his middle finger stretched out to knead and roll her clit. “You just keep surprising me! I gotta say I’m fuckin’ crazy about you”(1/2)
>>83226038>The man would admit before he leaned into her kiss, sucking all the chocolate from Billie’s lips before his tongue maneuvered past them to dance against hers, savoring the taste of her saliva mixed with chocolate. Using the kiss as a distraction, somehow the boomer used an ancient and unknown technique to unbutton her bra one-handed.“Like I said I hate surprises and I bet you’ve got an amazing rack” >Ben would lean back and even spread his legs for her as she unbuttoned his belt, tugged his jeans down and freed his cock. The boomer was packing a bombastic hammer in his pants! It hung between his legs, thick as a soda can and roadmapped with veins, fully engorged for his chunkilicious crush (without a certain blue pill!!) and with a downward arch perfect for throat spelunking! Like the cherry on top of a delicious sundae, his purple helmet head peaked from his foreskin and drooled a long, glue like strand of precum that dangled and glistened in the light. She could see his salt and peppered pubes framing the beast, and a sundae wouldn’t be complete without nuts right? His dangled low under his meat, swinging with each shift of his legs, radiating virility despite his age. “Shittttt….yeah, that’s a good girl!”>He would moan out as he relaxed on the stool, his eyes closing as his hand rubbed and grabbed a handful of her hair gently, guiding her along his meat nice and slow, savoring the tight embrace of her throat muscles on his shlong. “I can tell you have always wanted to please a daddy, am I right?”>He grinned down at her, opening an eye to peer at her as one of his fingers plunged inside her fuck hole.
>>83226049UuunghFuuuhcck~<3>She shudders and purrs, dropping down onto her knees before him and shoving his big thighs apart so she can nuzzle her gorgeous, famous face directly into his nuts and under-cock! His slumbering old dragon awoken after a long sleep to take on a new fresh-faced challenge, Billie huffs his paternal junk, his breedmeat, his big leaky fuckpipe, her most animal instinct telling her he’s an amazing pick, just as her corpulent, un-trim and untrimmed body screams out to him with pure cavewoman feminine glory! Billie throws her long hair back over her shoulders, nodding handsfree on his salty knob and making lots of awesome rude wet mouthsex noise, pausing just briefly to reply Not just wanted to….how’dyou think I got so good?~>She teases, unfurling that beautifully bovine tongue and rolling her eyes up again, her massively stacked BBW body cuddled up between his legs. She sits sideways, leaning her back against his left inner thigh, and she hurls her right melon over the other to treat him to a vertically-stacked tittyfuck! She sinks both hands deep into her chestfat and BEATS that fuckin meat of his, loud hot heavy steady thumps…the kind of thing you can really move yer hips to, punctuated with plenty of hot profanity from her pretty friggin face! FUHckinshIIIIhtyouLOVEhowfatIam, doncha? Uuungh, I feel so FUCKIN hot now…I mean I was before, but UNGH! You’re the first person I’ve fucked since I put on the weight…wanna help me see how this new ride handles?~>She sleazily bounces her eyebrows and leans forward off her thighs, shaking that enormous S-Rank TANK of a boxy white ass, enough to reveal a stylish black and green dye job on even her most private of body hair areas! The few sparse but colorful hairs really stand out against her vampiric pale hog-of-a-PAWG posterior, the softened daylight from outside reminding them both what an odd and public place this is to get this fffuckin freaky…!
>>83226251(Fuck, I know it’s not your thing, but can I breed her. Shitttt you’re so hot as fat Billie!!!)
>>83226278(I think in this context she’s enough of a thrill seeking slut to let you, so go for it! Maybe give her asshole a round first and then switch? Or slip?~)
>>83226301(Fuck you’re the greatest! I’m so fucking horned up right now!)
>Eventually Ben would let go of Billie’s hair, letting her pick the pace and show off on her own without his help. Instead his hand would come down and cradle her cheek, caressing it with his thumb while she tended to his throbbing erection that belonged on a man much younger! “Mmm yeah…that’s my good girl”>His voice would hiss out to praise her, visible ripples of pleasure running through his strong body as he reveled in her worshipping his ramrod with extreme precision. The titty fuck was a different ballgame however! Ben was too old-school to be familiar with something like that and his baby blues practically bulged out of his head as he felt Billie’s mammoth mammaries mash around his manhood. “What the hell….Ohhhh! Aw fuck!”>She really had him wrapped around her finger now, this mind-blowing millennial devilry had the man red faced and trying to calm himself down. “Hot? Girl yer a forest fire! I don’t think I’ve ever met someone carry their extra weight with such sexiness as you are now. Fat, slim, clearly you are drop dead no matter what!”>He would hear the second part of her offer and see her raise her ass as an offering for him to plow, seeing that the field indeed wasn’t fully bare. “You are some kind of freaky, you know that?”>Ben would laugh and pull her into a kiss before guiding her with those strong hands until she was perched on all fours. He would take a moment to appreciate just how her breasts and stomach hung under her before he moved behind her, his hands tugging down her panties as he worked that boomer banana along the cleft of her ass. It would take a few awkward motions of his hips before his cockhead found its target, prying open Billie’s cake hole As it sank in with a wet juicy SHLOPPPP! >Ben’s hands would grip Billie’s jiggly jelly hips for dear life as he buried the rest of his girth inside her, until his fat nuts slapped against her neglected pussy. “Ohhhh….its on like pong!”(1/1.5)
>>83226558>He would growl as he gave her ass another wallop with his hand, jutting his hips against hers like a well-oiled machine and causing ripples to rock through her. This animalistic, hedonistic fuckfest DEFINITELY wasn’t something expected of a square run of the mill man his age, but it wasn’t long before the tent was steamy from their rutting and their bodies were glistening with sweat as he worked on resizing her asshole and melting her into a gooey puddle in the floor. Sharp, almost primal grunts escaped his pursed lips to punctuate each pummeling thrust his prick made inside her.
I would like to order one blowjob please.
