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haha i hate myself
craniometry edition

roadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83208237/
habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/
tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/
steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/

posscraft is dead (RIP)
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popssumheiner hahahahaa possumheiner hahahaha popssumheiner hahahahaa possumheiner hahahaha popssumheiner hahahahaa possumheiner hahahaha popssumheiner hahahahaa possumheiner hahahaha popssumheiner hahahahaa possumheiner hahahaha popssumheiner hahahahaa possumheiner hahahaha popssumheiner hahahahaa possumheiner hahahaha
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>>83216890
*farts in your face and particles get in your eyea/nose/mouth
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i dont give a fuck cause im a woss god (woss god)
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that fut guy with the wossyposs handle on x deleted his account and stopped posting pics of his deformed cock

thoughts?
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>>83217016
wasn't this like 2 years ago? hed never say where he got his cages
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>>83217048
yep
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woss, im a wossy poss, and i woss woss woss and i woss woss woss
woss, im a wossy poss, and i woss woss woss and i woss woss woss
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im moving to bristol
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>>83217138
Florida?
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poss is moving to bristol, i just dont care anymore
i dont care
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dont care rhymes with underwear
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i finally went to the dentist and turns out my teeth weren't so bad as i expected
they look so much better now without the tartar
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I love you poss
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>>83217295
did you save it for homemade tartar sauce?
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>>83217325
yep
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>>83217355
pics?
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>>83217362
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>>83217397
no of his tartar sauce!!!!
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>>83217016
i wossed to one of his vids
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>>83217397
big gay ears
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>>83217651
hes gonna fly away soon and you'll wish you were nicer to him
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>>83217661
you weren't nice to me not posting tartar sauce :(
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>>83217685
fine here's your tartar sauce
*empties the bottle and fills it with horseradish*
hehhe
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thank you for being a friend
travel down the road and back again
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>>83217723
umm poss this doesnt look like tartar sauce
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>>83217444
i love him
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>pbf gives you the in another time and place we could have been friends line when you ask him if he wants to make things official
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>pbf who only exists in my head, we're very happy
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your heart is true
you're a pal and a confidant
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haha what is cristiano ronaldo doing with a possum in his hand!
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and if you threw a party
invited everyone you knew
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introducing my gay lover to my former christian school buddies
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why
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you would see the biggest gift would be from me
and the card attached would say "thank you for being a friend <3"
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>guy is incredibly mean to you
>find out he unironically has a tulpa
lol. lmao, even.
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>>83217943
sounds like smileys friend
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>>83217906
>you for being a friend
>a friend
kms'ing killing myself right now )rn)
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okay so im gonna go mosh tonight
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okay so im gonna go woss tonight
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okay so im gonna poss tonight
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okay so im gonn go squash tonight
*steps on a bug*
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okay so im gonna yeen tonight
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>>83218194
you're already yeening i can smell it on you
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>>83218225
:3
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>>83218027
dont do that
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what if poss was a pibby glitch?
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>>83218156
what is that
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>>83218848
literally me
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>>83218848
i dont get it
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>>83218871
theyre trans
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>>83218937
oh no
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im fat and stupid and lazy should i take 14 push ups
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>>83218755
it's very hard to explain, but if you know, you know.
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what did freoncat mean by this
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>>83219120
YES!
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>>83219162
I don't know but I look like that
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>>83219168
i took them right before you replied i could barely do 14 no more than that bye
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scalies be like
wassup lizza
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do you wanna be therian animals together
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does this to you
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>>83217444
is that nick
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Who's side will you pick in the deadly therian vs mtf war
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>>83219224
yes please
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bulldyke is such a funny word
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>>83219291
which one them has better sex?
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>>83219412
Them
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tryna fart
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i bought a sandwich today and its really good and looks really tasty but now that im home with it i dont watn to eat it i want to play games instead
let this be a warning do not every get a pbf who identifies with huskies they are not just therian role players who want to be pet sometimes they also have annoying habits like going hours with no food except water and coffee
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>>83219529
*inserts butt plug*
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cool story poss
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>>83219412
transgirls from my experience
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boy who need to be dicked down into submission: >>83219557
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>>83219648
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>>83219662
unf i'd love to uhh *sizes you up* fuck your... ribbons?
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>>83219648
umm wh
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>>83219746
why's he got bussy on his wall is that allowed
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tonight's dinner is fried spam (maple flavor) and stovetop boxed potatoes and steamed mixed veggies (broccoli peas and carrots)
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>>83219854
im thinking about having a second MRE like a big fat donkey
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>>83219884
you are a big fat donkey
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>>83219746
NEED to sniff and lap that ass up
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whats with this new ass sniffing and eating poss
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>>83219934
I have never been new
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>>83219934
>new
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>>83219934
he's oggy
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>>83219934
I think smiley is in his musk phase
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i want my ass ate to see what it feels like
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>>83219934
ass is good
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how you gonna do it if you really dont wanna dance
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>>83219969
its pretty cool i leaked precum /10
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>>83219993
i leak easily
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>>83220006
that's hot
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>>83220006
piddleposs.....
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>>83220006
you'll probably be a mess then depending on how long he goes
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>>83219969
it's kinda just okay unless you have a sensitive hole and/or are really horny for it
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>>83219934
i would never put my face near a butthole its gross and not very possy
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>>83220054
it's gross and incredibly possy
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get your back up off the wall
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>>83219790
yeah its ok if you have a fat ass yourself its like you appreciate the craft
>>83219910
eating is good but sniffing is where i draw the line. i will sniff many places but not that one.
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>>83219901
i love this ai generated donkey stock photo like u wouldnt believe
well maybe u would believe it idunno what you believe
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everyones been acting like a US senate seat is on the same level as a state senate seat. this is fucking embarrasing. nat sec really cares about those
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>>83220101
wait that's a really good point he has earned the right to giant bussy posters and i have not
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>>83220126
just get a pbf with a hot fat squishy ass and you can put one up saying it reminds you of him
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>>83220101
>eating is good but sniffing is where i draw the line
you'll lick the hole that shit comes out of but you won't smell it?
doesn't make any sense to me
as long as it's been cleaned it smells good, even if it's sweaty/musky (even more good to me)
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>>83220163
why would i get one when i could become one actually why wouldn't i just do both
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can we talk about something else
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>>83220193
what do you think about pits or other stinky places?
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>>83220210
*snatches u and up to 1 additional friend*
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>>83220210
what would you like to talk about possy
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>>83220250
the biba method
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>>83220250
anything
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>>83220223
good
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>>83220210
im cooking dinner
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>>83220257
it will never be re->>83220246
*SPITTSS OUT MY SOUP (i was eating)*
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>>83220193
you can clean it off pretty well but the smell is going to linger so yeah i guess. sniffing it just feels grosser. i dont know i guess i might just be better off not having sex at all.
>>83220206
you should actually you should and you should post it.
>>83220223
i like the idea of pit sniffing but suspect the reality would disgust me.
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we actually resolved the pit sniffing dilemma the other day and found out its not gross if the boy is not gross
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>>83220296
>the smell is going to linger
i am happy to tell you it doesn't. washed ass has a musky smell (that i LOVE) and does not smell like doodoo at all
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>>83220336
thank you possy im not sure my sanity could have taken losing it
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>>83220296
in my experience it really doesn't linger unless you're not cleaning well enough or have hair back there
i should mention i won't put my face anywhere near a hairy ass
the hair just makes it too hard to clean well enough
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>>83220346
good taste
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>>83220368
yeah i really don't like hairy butts. i mean i'll do it but i won't love it
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>>83220368
>>83220346
ok i will trust both of you but im never going to have the chance to test this anyway which is nice bc i would chicken out anyway or be worried about getting some kind of disease. im not hardcore enough for gay sex i fear.
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>>83220443
you just need to find a similarly inexperienced/selective boy. i've only ever rimmed other nerds and 4channites so haven't had to worry about disease.
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I guess it makes sense to pretend to believe in meritocracy this hard after exposing yourself as lacking in both talent and character
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>>83220443
that's fine it's not like anyone is gonna force you to haha
it's not for everyone and that's cool
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>>83220485
vagueposs...
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>>83220485
very insightful..........................
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>>83220507
Everyone is FUCKING SHIT
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>>83220464
weirdly this is the hottest post in the thread for me
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misread the show date its next month sigh no moshing for me
ill just go drink at the bar
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>>83220548
including or excluding you?
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You really think those drop site whores have the freedom to lean on this kind of election however they please?
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i don't know man isn't there some other place you could be talking about this
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>>83220464
same ive only ever 4channites and theyre all goofy scared idiots like myself so its makes things easier
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>>83220585
probably speaking to some deep desire in you :p
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babe your possmeal is getting cold
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rim a dog!
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>>83220741
wtf is this shit *yeens you*
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>>83220758
actual food
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>>83220675
*yeens you off a cliff*
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>>83220693
>>83220721
honestly it would be really cute to get high and do gay stuff with some cute faggy poss who doesnt mind that im scared and inexperienced but like thats never going to happen anyway just like every other fantasy i have about men so yeah
>>83220743
grrr grr haha woof woof
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kinda fucked up that yeen ruined the haha dating pool and now none of us are getting pbfs ever
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>>83220743
would
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>>83220799
except for maid and sonic and garf and....
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>>83220798
>grrr grr haha woof woof
ah jeez why is that so hot you perverted freak (i'm a pervy freak now too)
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>>83220829
rimming and sucking a boy in doggy cosplay and he gets really into it and moans loudly and lets u fuck him too and is generally very doggy is extremely hot actually
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>>83220844
bro ur weird
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>>83220825
maid, fine, but sonic and garf no way do they have pbfs and if they do i feel sorry for their pbfs
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>>83220857
well yeah but so what
i would even suck a boy who does pony play and is acting very…. you know…
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>>83220844
hot
>>83220857
yeah weird is good get weirder poss
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>>83220857
odd bloke frfr
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whatever medication you're on aint working
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>>83220741
This looks like a TV dinner.
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>>83220857
poss you're literally on the secret freak board for freaks
what did you expect to find here
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>>83220867
sonic and nex were the cutest zoomer couple around and garf traveled the country to meet up with his ldr pbf before he met his untimely end on that tragic night in Rhode Island...
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i no longer want a pbf
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i'm not on any meds anymore
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>>83220904
>sonic and nex were the cutest zoomer couple
sonic was a harem-collecting manwhore and nex was no doubt a victim of that.
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>>83220844
bro ur awesome
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>>83220896
you feel like a TV dinner
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>>83220896
no it doesnt
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>>83220904
this >>83220921 and garf was a megaslut with the personality of a rock
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>>83220921
sonic didnt have any other partners he just baited and teased every other poss with his youthful behavior
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>>83220904
nex is hot and has a cute pp
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>>83220612
give me yous
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shocked to find out the people here have brain problems and aren't good pbf material
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>>83220982
yeen had three pbfs within a year or so of each other. if you think mental instability is a red flag for possums you are dead wrong.
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>>83220982
i think they are they just need to learn to control themselves more
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>>83220951
>he doesn't know
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>sheds a tear for password
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this is (You)
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no its not
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im fat so no
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i wfh btw
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>>83221192
tell me more
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>>83221172
this is you (on the inside)
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i wfh (woss fat horsecocks) btw
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>>83220741
looks like shit ferks' cooking is better
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>>83221204
they don't track my hours i just type them in
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>>83221247
shut up ferks
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>>83221095
he deserves it all and more for being a narcissist
listen to him speak for 10 seconds and youll agree. well, you NEED to listen to him speak, because he cuts everyone off and doesnt let you get a word in. one of those.
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>>83221263
does that mean on some days you mostly woss from home then?
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>>83221281
never more than 1hr
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>>83221214
pbf who dresses like a horsie and lets u play with his big wiggly soft squishy leaky cock and cums hard and for a long time and likes being worshipped and
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>>83221271
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i'm just... im just sick of people saying my slop is shit when other peoples' slop looks like shit and no one calls it shit!!!
i have feeelings, you know?!?
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>>83221247
post your cooking ferks
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>>83221365
ok nigga you gotta chill out i was just shitposting and you're making me uncomfortable
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>>83220741
its frankly not enough spam and mashed potatoes without gravy is not for me
it's definitely a possmeal though
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>>83221365
horses dont do that they actually cum really quickly and abruptly
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>>83221432
sorry
>>83221487
anthro horsie not real horsie
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>>83221400
ive been eating MREs so its just goyslop but when i do cook its like mac and cheese with a can of chicken and curry and it looks like dogfood but it taste g--.... it tastes fine. i try my best..
i have this ocd thing going on where i post every meal in the discord and i think i piss people off but it helps me know the last time i ate haha
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>>83221487
real horses can cum for up to 15 seconds of pure orgasm and basically lose consciousness from how good it feels
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>>83221432
sorry bud this is a wossthread. can't take the heat, get out of the wfh kitchen
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lets all be a bit less wossy
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>>83221514
giwtwm
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>>83221502
so you dont cook
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biba coerced consent rape
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>>83221548
this comment is genuinely hitting me like a greek tragedy where I can choose the path of life (possing) or continue down the path of evil and my doom (wossing)
but we always know the option they take in those tragedies...
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>>83221451
only started out with 2 slices but i made plenty extra its just too salty to have too much at once
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>>83221632
just do both i dont get it…
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getting pancakes and bacon and eggs and stuff like ummmm coffee with possy and both of us being very doggy (our tripsitter is PANICKING looking for where we went)
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>>83221687
i hate these posts
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>>83221645
cute dog
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dad on trans daughter biba rape
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>>83221645
l-hewww-zuur!
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>>83221711
why theyre little snapshots of the dreams of what it would be like if i was 25 and knew some possums irl and we could be happy together
wait is that why sorry
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>>83221609
nah i do. ive been making curry rice and chicken slop a lot but i ran out of chicken and spam
if youre some kinda faggot snob who spends 10 minutes plating your 2/10 meal then ur opinion doesnt matter anyway
cooking is a meme. a lot of dishes people post here arent even good looking but you can tell they tried really hard to make it so A for effort i guess
i like to make it look natural and rustic, fresh, home grown, organic. a true master of my craft..
the special ingredient? why, it's love.
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biba rape method should have been kept a secret, now everyone's doing it
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>>83221687
one time over a decade ago i (drunk) got in a drunk argument with another drunk friend about breakfast food and they stormed out angrily and got in their car and drove off to an ihop or something to get breakfast food while incredibly drunk and i didnt stop him at all
he came back and got an omelet and he was ok but i cant shake the feeling that i let him leave and get in his car while he was that drunk and it could've gone so much worse...
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>>83221735
thank you its not mine but i collect them heres another
>>83221753
um wh
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>>83221783
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3UC96g1A4Nc
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are we done talking about butts
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>>83221839
yep
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biba rape exploit 2026 - infinite bibas to rape (NOT PATCHED)
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>>83221839
idk but i'd love to do that to a poss. need to hear his moans and see his cute cock dribble as i bury my face in his ass
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for me, it's chef boyardee goyslop right out of the can with a plastic spoon
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for me, it's my pbf's cooking
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>>83221839
its feet time now
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>>83221839
i would keep talking but im a virgin what the fuck do i know about butts. it would be cute to bite one and fuck one some day but like good luck really.
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>>83221835
oh!!! good post actually!!!
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what a coincidence, i was just popping in to mention how badly i need to make out with the bottom of a transmasc dude’s socks.
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for me, it's yeens cooking
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>>83221932
good art ruined by pokeshit
SAD
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>>83221938
*sprays you*
no biting
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...
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i missed my opportunities to be happy and now i must live in the Miserable Timeline forever
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>>83222006
oh hell no ain't nobody want that shit bruh
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>>83221645
hes lookin kinda dumb with a finger and a thumb
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https://youtu.be/mNh3yXCd7BI
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>>83221645
i wish some fat tattooed roastie whore who i dont even find attractive would call me a loser sexually then i cum on her toes
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yeen's microwaved tv goyslop.
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>>83222128
i wish i was some fat tattooed roastie whore
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>>83222145
its current year, poss...
you can be anything you want!
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>>83222023
gentle!!! gentle biting!!!
>>83222128
i dont really want that myself
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>>83222164
i'm too old to be something, i'm nothing now
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>>83222138
do you ever stop talking about him
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yeenslop
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p(oke)bf
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if i were small and cute i could grope huge buff men without their consent
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if you were small and cute id rape you without your consent
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>>83222264
god i wish i
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why do disgusting internet losers like to larp as being cutesy its such a red flag
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>>83222297
>disgusting internet losers
unf... cute
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>>83222285
no you wouldn't
*bites your pec (a little)*
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>>83222306
*cums on ur shoes cutely*
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>>83222297
why did you need to hire a lawyer if you have your life in order
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>>83222348
why are you a schizo accusing random posts of being me (smiley)
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>>83222377
you're not hard to sniff out
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>>83222390
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>>83222348
wrong, idiot. its me, your friend, ferks!
also you post like a bitter faggot lol get a life
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woss
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>>83222432
find someone your own age this thing you got going on is sad
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>>83222478
god i wish i was moo
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smiley here im married to my job
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>>83222489
you can be moo but you have to be prepared for the harvesting
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>>83222546
the what
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>>83222478
bull bottom bf
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>>83222469
>woss lake
must've taken a long time to fill up that one
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>>83222558
my cereal aint gonna milk itself
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>>83222469
>Until the mid-1960s, Woss was accessible only by rail from Beaver Cove
straightpossums……
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ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
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smiley here still trans btw
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>>83222432
ironic
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personally i do mind the sun sometimes and the images it shows
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>>83222488
schizo retard lmao
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>>83219746
yes they do actually haha thanks for asking
now if you'll excuse me i have to go study
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>>83222780
>>83222596
not me
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>>83222780
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>>83222590
so true
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>>83222780
you're so full of spite
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>>83222830
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genuinely might commit suicide by the end of this week
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>>83222928
i dont feel like playing where's waldo with you ferks
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>>83222939
why?
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>>83222590
he's too little to survive on his own
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>>83222961
hes behind the plant
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>>83222884
this possum looks like he would make a strange noise if dropped on the floor
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>>83222983
i am at the end of my rope. my meds aren't working anymore. not sure they ever did
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>>83223046
try beer
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>>83222884
a porcuposs
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>>83223046
ssris?
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>>83222923
ur a very shitty troll & i can see eight thru u
please keep up.. actually nvm its not even worth engaging with... an ignoramus !!
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>>83223151
i love when they swim they're really good and cool ok thank you
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>>83223151
white poss summer
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>>83223151
his name is rename_before_posting.mp4 and he LOVES to swim
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>>83223151
man i wish i could go swimming (im fat)
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>>83223131
and you wonder why you get the treatment you get...
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>>83223195
so true
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posshouse bunker meal
the pouch on the right is banana pumpkin puree
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turning on the shower
sitting down in the other room because im not ready to step in yet
not my problem
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just ate yeenslop
how long till the diarhea sets in
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>>83223216
the only things you say are dismissive and abusive
instead of replying to me, try killing yourself instead
hope this helps
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>>83223242
no ffense but it looks like youre eating dog treats
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>>83223242
>natural and rustic, fresh, home grown, organic
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>>83223242
*pops you like a balloon*
nice hiss
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>>83223169
he's not actually swimming you can see his feet touching the bottom of the pool....
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>>83223151
ive been craving swimming all week
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>>83223280
i love when he wet walks
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>>83223242
God Bless.
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>>83223263
not him but you started it
you said something stupid and got what you were looking for
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im trying to think>>83223151
this is how life feels sometimes
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>>83223242
You’ve just been tagged!
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>>83223264
give him his fucking treats!!!!!!!!!
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>>83223263
>you are dismissive and abusive
>you should stop posting and kill yourself
poisoned soul...
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>>83223242
COMBOS! MY FAVORITE.
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>>83223305
yep
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>>83223326
no way hes getting too f-
nvm ill give him some treats....
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why did god even give possums the ability to swim. when do they ever need to swim
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>>83223363
for fun
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>>83223368
uh...
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>>83223363
>he doesn't know about water opossums
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>>83223381
what
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>>83223363
the americas have very many streams and ponds
and so they became opondsums
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ayo ayo, dick in yo mayo!
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>>83223391
fun doesnt exist for possums
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so poss… what are the essentials for the haha possum diet?
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>>83223387
what the FUCK is his problem?!?!?
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>>83223408
you, nigga!
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>>83223387
get this CHUD outta here
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>>83223363
what if his pbf was on the other side of the pond and the only way to get to him was by swimming?
https://files.catbox.moe/7vynep.mp4
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>>83223406
snakes, ticks, bibas, ummmm
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>>83223450
do they even enjoy swimming
what the hell are they swimming to in the video!!!
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god forbid a whiteposs get a little splishy splashy
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look at white poss look at his white ahh tryna swim n shit white poss crazy ahh hell
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>>83223493
>do they even enjoy swimming
maybe
>what the hell are they swimming to in the video!!!
pbf
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>>83223523
i love happy smiling possm
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>>83223540
why
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>>83223564
i mean look at him
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>>83222432
the entire thread unanimously voted you out already
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>>83223523
no pbfs in the video, wrong
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>>83223431
you're the only chud here
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>>83223242
whats the brick on the left, is it an mre
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>>83223327
trying too hard [im not gonna argue anymore]
>>83223297
youre him, easy [see above]
>>83223267
learn how to into comdey
>>83223264
bro the teriyaki stuff like their beef sticks tastes just how dog food smells
>>83223622
its a first strike bar, chocolate flavored. they are insanely good and i think theyre only in mres
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wish someone would biba rape and kill method me
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these new memes are too forced
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>>83223666
*does the mart fart method on you*
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>>83223593
pretending to be multiple people and speaking on behalf of others when you didnt have some sort of meeting beforehand makes you a massive faggot
meaningless opinions, pathetic person, may be trans [nothing wrong with that if youre not a retard]
but yeah im done with you and will not be replying anymore
please keep up next time
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>>83223450
wowee look at them go
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>>83223255
pupdate: it's happening
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PAUSE. i just blew a woss on the biba
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trying the fog is coming method
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trying the woss on poss pause reload save woss again pause reload woss again on poss's face method
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>>83223685
defo biba method this guy
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trying the complain and cry every day method
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>>83223873
i do this one and umm mixed results so far haha do not recommend it
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mass replies are pretty pathetic
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>>83223900
nobody likes mine either
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>>83223904
>>83223904
>>83223904
>>83223904
>>83223904
>>83223904
>>83223904
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i accidentally cummed in like 50 seconds
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>>83223703
your hatred betrays your facade of kindness
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is no one going to mention the ferks method
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>>83223954
cute
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>>83223954
what do you mean accidentally? did you mean to last longer?
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>>83223954
horsieposs…
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gonna get my wisdom teeth removed tomorrow
nervous but also excited
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>>83223703
holy schizo
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>>83224001
ya a lot longer
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Emergency Warning

Multiple people have been hospitalized with diabetic comas after participating in the new deadly "POSSY JAR" trend. The Possy Jar trend involves soaking pineapple slices in biba liquid and woss. One Possy Jar contains as much sugar as 1000 bottles of coyote urine.
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fuck my shotacon life
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i used to work at a hardware store that had vials of coyote urine for sale in the pest control aisle
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i don't think anything good has ever happened
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canned deer urine stinks
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>>83224137
i think thats the point
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jarring my urine for the pbf
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where can i get skunk poo
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>>83223703
at least two people including myself have been responding to you
no i wont be taking screenshots like your trans friend smiley you'll just have to take my word for it
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>>83224181
off topic but i was wondering how much it would cost to get a hooker to shit on a cake
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sorry i can't play ttrpgs with you yet i have to research the history and geography of the entirety of subsaharan africa so i can worldbuild a part of my setting that will not have any relevance to the campaign whatsoever
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>>83224303
where can i get undies like this
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>>83224207
i know a girl who does stuff like that itd probably be like 300-500 bucks if it was just the pooping on it and nothing else
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>>83224326
this is why i just play mtg its as nerdy as dnd but its a real game also
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how much would it cost to get a hooker to pretend to be nice to me
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>>83224353
okay okay does she live east coast usa
that helps for budgeting
would there be extra charge for filming it with a hidden camera
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>>83224375
no midwest
what do you mean hidden camera
do you mean pretend she doesnt know the camera is there
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>>83224364
not much probably but i doubt youd do it anyways
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>>83224326
can i give you silly stuff to add to your campaign that will never happen i love doing that
>>83224338
not sure but i want to sniff him extremely deeply
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>>83224436
i only want to sniff those if they've been worn for 3 days straight through workouts and running and sweat and no showering or washing
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>>83224434
don't be mean
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>>83223970
>>83224192
0/10 attempt lol
couldn't keep up + not funny or enjoyable at all [sad life u have im literally loling @ u]

anyway, going to bed gn possusmss
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>but yeah im done with you and will not be replying anymore
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>>83224520
think before posting next time
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>>83224504
i want to sniff his perfect arm pit
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>>83224520
neither of those are me btw
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when's the posshouse ttrpg game night
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>>83224632
never (planning for it will take place over a 5 month period by which point everyone will forget about it and move on)
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i can't believe I missed wolp wednesday
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goodnight possums
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>>83224650
possums can remember random posts from decade old threads i'm sure they wouldn't forget this

>>83224753
nini raccy
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>>83224753
sleep well my little raccolini
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>>83224784
they already did
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why aren't you helping me
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>>83224926
with what
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>>83224937
everything
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>>83224926
i have my own problems.
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>check review for a porn game
>see this
cant escape haha no matter where i go
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>>83225100
i love this creature
the ermer
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>>83225100
you have your own pobbums
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>>83225101
i've been seeing possum pics on other boards and think
>is that one of my possies or is it a coincidence
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>>83224745
zzz
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>>83224753
i feel like this
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>>83225239
if dangerous
why so cuddly
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>>83225400
to lure weak minded posses like you... he knows hes cute and hes WEAPONIZING IT
dont fall for his tricks poss
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awoo...
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aruuuuuuuu
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awoooooooooooga
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craft store and flowers and trauma and chatting and kissing and asian store and smoking and river sunset and cuddling and pizza and anime and more cuddling and more kissing and a blowjob (the best theyve ever had might i add) and music and moonviewing and a ride to the bus
successful date hurray
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>>83225522
speedrunning the pbf experience...
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>>83224926
i am
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why aren't you jelqing me
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>>83225582
help harder
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got mad earlier punched my head a bunch of times and my head is fine but now my wrist hurts
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>>83225748
please don't hit your head
like seriously even beyond the don't hurt yourself sort of thing if you're going to hit yourself don't hit your head
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>>83225768
this
brain damage is permanent
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>>83225522
ten thousand happiness points to you possy and i hope more days and nights like that!!!!
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>>83225748
dont do that you will seriously regret it
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>>83225768
>>83225809
i have no brain cells to begin with it's fine but ill try not to next time
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>>83225814
i didnt either and i regret doing it i gave myself a concussion
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>>83225907

>>83225907

>>83225907
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why do yeens always look so sad



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