AbzolPokephilia /pō-kē-ˈfilēə / n. sexual attraction of a human toward a pokemon, which may involve the experience of sexual fantasies about the pokemon or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it. Note that pokémon on pokémon is not pokephilia.Post female pokémon with male humans and solo female pokémon. F human/M pokémon are allowed too, but not solo male pokémon.Ignore on-model autists, anthro is okay. AI is tolerated, but leave dumps to dedicated threads.Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83052646/spt/ master rentry: https://rentry.org/bsp72Hot:[New][Ho-oh] https://archiveofourown.org/works/86035491[New][Zacian] https://archiveofourown.org/works/84522016[Poochyena+] https://rentry.co/rrmy8q4t[Game][Vulpix] https://mrrewimrrew.itch.io/vulp-story[WIP][Hitmongirl] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78523941[Nickit] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78323326[Dragonite] https://archiveofourown.org/works/77492591[Serperior] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78345016[CYOA] https://dandelionrye.neocities.org/PokewaifupickerV2/[Lycanroc,Noivern,Mienshao] https://rentry.org/lycanrocladyplus[Gardevoir] https://archiveofourown.org/works/75676126[Mienshao] https://archiveofourown.org/works/75016356[Updated][WIP] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62970124[Phantump] https://archiveofourown.org/works/72843876/[Sneasler] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62257555[Banette] https://archiveofourown.org/works/69220331[Giratina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68584356[Nidorina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68154321[Zoroark] >>76672651[Weavile] https://archiveofourown.org/works/67929831[Infernape] >>76450697[Aggron/Rhydon] https://archiveofourown.org/works/50199274[Noivern] https://archiveofourown.org/works/20537267[Houndoom] https://rentry.org/thegirlfriend_darkviolet[WIP][Various] https://archiveofourown.org/works/52138093/[Lopunny] https://rentry.co/a8ofv238More in the rentry above.
>Pokémon of the threadFarfetch'd>QoTTYou can pick three waifus: one significantly larger than you, one significantly smaller and one of comparable size. Who do you pick?
>>83229102>three waifus: one significantly larger than you, one significantly smaller and one of comparable sizeunfathomably basedalso, leaving this here for anons' convenience:https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_Pokemon_by_height
>>83229102Suicune largerFloatzel comparableI can't think of anything smaller that isn't just a pre-evolution, maybe smeargle?
>>83229102>significantly largerDragonair>significantly smallerBraixen>comparable sizeBlaziken
>>83229102>You can pick three waifus: one significantly larger than you, one significantly smaller and one of comparable size. Who do you pick?Braixen (or Mawile if Braixen isn't small enough), Meowscarada, Zacian
I need more pokemon next to adults.
>>83229102>BigFeraligatr>SmallSalazzle>SameHard pick, Cyclizar.
>>83236202>Small>SalazzleBrat needs corrections!
>>83236389And then she can perch over my shoulder like a cat. A very fragrant, flirtatious cat.
>>83236438Man that would make a good oc. A stunted Salazzle that never grew into her full size but still managed to snag a human trainer. You seen that meme, "this trainer fucks me every night! He can't resist lizard ass!"
>>83236389imagine using her like this https://files.catbox.moe/hf08kc.mp4 image is short goblin onahole
Trip to a Trimmer, what you Takin?
>>83237265yeah the Braixen legs hits right for me.
>>83237265FULLY SHAVED YOU COWARDS
>>83174856>>83175274They run up to the enemy if it's a move like idk ceaseless edgeUnless they cannot do that like when an enemy is on a ledge that is too steep to climb, then the running up is skippedAlso if you hug any pokemon in battle, they will take a step away from you>>83200327Regarding OCs I just want to leave a special fuck you to the worst kind of lazy recolors. Some of the recolors are fine but my eyes had the misfortune of seeing too many creatures with a color scheme that actually hurts to look at. You'd probably pick a better color combination without an idea by randomly selecting whatever in MS Paint color pickerI guess pokemon is a natural target for people who want their own donutsteel but without the skill to draw a creature and instead rely on recoloring shit>>83203740On model purists on suicide watch
>>83237653>On model purists on suicide watchman this tribal shit is annoying but overall, fuck purist.
>>83237265shaved enoughbut she does wear underwear and a bra that matches her coat
>>83237885I love on model pokemon but some people in some places that we all know are like "omfg Zinfyu's Absol is off model trash, because uhm doesn't have the exact same flank proportions as the model from XY" and similar drivelPokemon can canonically be chubbier too
>>83238018hoes be looking different. the only thing that really annoys me is when autistic people want to ignore that pokemon can be a variety of sizes.
>>83238018>>83237653all vees should have cute fat asses
I need to work out some aggression on some cute pokemon.
>>83237265Far right just makes her look like a taller Braixen. Which I'm fine with.
>finally get the espeon sex doll>fuck her>my dick is too long to fit it all intfw8/10as long as I have plenty of lube i can still treat her rough
>>83239209How deep is she? Gotta remember that they were made by a chink company, and therefore are sized to chink dicks.
>>83229102>>You can pick three waifus: one significantly larger than you, one significantly smaller and one of comparable size. Who do you pick?It's actually kind of surprising how easily a trio of my Hoenn favorites fits into this criteria. Though you could say that Latias is sort of skirting the line of larger. Her wings do take up a lot of space.>>83236202>>83236389>>83236438Sometimes I gotta remember that she only comes up to roughly my waist. But that does make her a wonderful size, doesn't it? The littlest seductress, so eager to bond with her trainer.
>>83239247small chinese penis memes are realits like 10cm/4inchim a bit over 5 inch
>>832394725inch is under the avg here too but there is a Pokemon for every male
>>83239413Yeah no joke, I had to look them up. Around 3'11 on avg so a small one would be like 3 foot? That's palico sized
>>83229102>>QoTTin order:DragapultUmbreonDelphox
>>83141008Ever since they disabled choosing moves while in the match and removed aeos coins, I still haven't found a single reason to boot up Unite even once>>83142915Sweetness. I'm about to ribbon my Dragonite past midnight, though still not done with getting energy from walking and "walking" with defit. 5k to hit the upgrade from mega3 to mega4 is insane.>>83147649Love plane, even if this one's pussy is on the stomach>>83154351>Why are Scolipede and Giratina such easy targets for multi-boob? I think segmented body and more legs as far as Tina is concerned>>83155960>Which Pokemon did you guys take to the Naranja/Uva Academy? Espathra took me.Reminds me, currently in 5km eggs me thinks
>>83204694Thanks again for writing. I've read it now and I can see how you've struggled, but rest assured I still enjoyed and appreciated reading it.Sadly I'll have to hit the hay now and share feedback and hit more missed replies later, sorry about that
>>83239472Yeah, I'm glad I didn't get her, even though I wanted her; I'm a little over 7 inches, meaning only half of my dick would fit in there at best. It sucks that I have a hard enough time enjoying myself with toys in general, but to not be able to completely bottom out in something as expensive and difficult to obtain as her...as much as I love Espeon, I dodged a bullet there.
>>83239472>small chinese penis memes are real>its like 10cm/4inchLol, it gets even better when you realize that, because that's not an onahole or masturbation hip, it doesn't have an opening on the other side and just kinda comes to an abrupt end. That means that you can't actually use the full 4" - if you did, you'd be slamming your dick repeatedly against solid silicone. For a toy like that, you want about half an inch of leeway between the rear wall of the toy and where your glans can reach so you can get as wild and thrust as deep as you want without bruising yourself - meaning that toy is actually designed for dudes with a maximum length of 3.5" tops.Tiny chink dicks indeed.
>>83239472How much was it?
>>83239472>>83240595That's disappointing
>>83239209>>83239247>>83239472same issue, i can barely get more than the head of my dick in the sprig i got. that and the damn head just falls off and the tail is completely solid rigid metal bar.>>83240679nta, mine was in total about 700$ including the shipping cost which was like, 160$.
>>83241367>700$Actually on second thought, my hand works just fine
>>83241367With that price I'd seriously consider buying a 3D printer and learn to make my own stuff.
>>83243415And saves you the disgrace of owning and fucking a lifeless piece of rubber and washing your own cum out of it and staring into those painted on eyes each time until the first seams and blemishes appearI'd rope myself if I went so low with my life, but hearing that it's too shallow anyway is fucking hilariousYou have to live knowing that not only you are an enormous loser and the surest candidate for dying alone, but also that the thing that rendered you as such was made for Chinese dick too?Pottery
>>83239672Felynes are that big? I forget, I keep correlating with the size of actual cats. Either way, Salazzle only almost half my height is such a turn-on.>>83240099Congrats on about to hit best buddy with her! Didn't realize you were farming mega energy for the upgrade, though it does make sense. At least it's kind of nice to have the option, despite the steep energy costs. Making good progress on this shiny little bowl cut, though I'm still thinking on that name...
>>83239472>>83240595>Anons get a taste of the compatibility issues with their favorite PokemonNot complaining but I got a Bad-Dragon Nix and Kobold, and though the Kobold isn't that great I can still jam it all the way in.But, yeah, the idea of paying about 800 dollarydoos for something I could only use a part of, doesn't seem that great even if it helped with the fantasy of sticking it in your smaller Pokewaifu.Even if it would be technically realistic given the size difference.But at that price point I'd almost want that cloacal entrance to close around my tongue and have her body shiver against my face as I service her little body.Like props to the anon for the balls to upload a vid of him fucking the Pink Hairless Mouse onahole but I'm still going to pass.
>>83246879Here - the grey, dead-looking dick was bothering me.
>>83240595I mean, that sounds badly designed, but maybe they thought it on a more psychological level, i mean the concept of bottoming out for smallfags might be hotter than a useable sex toy...I mean when i was a teen and didn't know the average here i felt kinda bad for not being porn sized, so i can see myself getting a confidence boost from that back then
>>83239472you mean that dude who posted himself going to town on that spirit demon mew a few threads ago had a chode situation or what
>>83239472>>83244339Made me think, how do you wash the things? I'm assuming it's not just a fill with water and let it dry kind of deal...>>83247643I dunno about you, but i found it kinda hot honestly, 6/10. Would have gained a higher score if he:-didn't start switching-came inside-added a few seconds of aftercare-and fucking shaved (you're posting yourself online, that's the least you can do for us)
>>83247050I can't self insert with white dick
>>83247690seconded
>>83247690The stomach bludging was pretty hot
>>83247715Your dick...is grey? Are you a zombie?
>>83247844no, he's Northernlion
>>83248340Big titty plants....
>>83248485Over watering my plants
>>83241367I feel like you can get a 3d printer with a decently sized bed for $1k. And there's a ton of suitable materials you can get for prints
>>83247690And, of course, for anyone else who wants to post, i think it goes without saying since he did, but i'll say it anyway...Catbox your shit if you're in it, so we know who's (You) farming (and also because many are here for 2d only)>>83247793Hell yeah it was and, because he didn't show face, the video is already way better than 100% of irl video i found on those normalfag sites while searching for more.Kinda hoping for more tbdesu...
>>83249613Aren't 3d printers only for hard plastic?
>>83229102>You can pick three waifus: one significantly larger than you, one significantly smaller and one of comparable size. Who do you pick?- Walking Wake- Zoroark- Delphox
>>83229102>QoTTHard to pick desuDragapult for largeCeruledge for mediumWeavile for small...A lot of pokemon are half-pint size to my surprise
>>83250133Nope. They can also print flexible plastic filaments.
>>83229102Larger: GoodraComparable: AudinoSmaler: SneaselI know Audino is kind of small but I had to include her somewhere
>>83252144>GoodraMake her FAT AF.
>>83252144Only thing better than loving your girls is all your girls loving you together.
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>>83256610why is it so fucking romantic and perfect
>>83229102>smallersalazzle>same sizegardevoir>largergarchomp
>>83256520>>83256533>>83256548>>83256558>>83256574>>83256585>>83256600>>83256610not into fhxmp, but this set is neatthe kind of porn I get behindno close up to genitalsno cheese dialoguebalance between erotism and romancedo we have examples of this with mhxfp?
>>83256520More fhxmp please, I've been jonesing ever since monyu.me went down
>>83256876The first thing that came to mind (sorry cba to upload 26 pages or so 1 by 1)https://mega.nz/folder/muBGyAzY#v9iwy1J9Bf0Iv-Yfc9H_YA>>83256773>>83256975There's more typhlosion/akari from the same artist in a similar fashion
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>>83257241fuck it's so good T_T
>great husbando for female trainers>great waifu for male trainers>cuddly and soft>has hands>will Erupt like a fucking volcano to protect (you) from harm
God I want to be impregnated by multiple pokemon
>>83258994YWNBAW
>>83257533I don't want to be raped so that pokemon isn't for me.
>>83257533>>83257428Endearing fire badger of huggability
>>83258994Not possible to be impregnated by more than one at a time unless you have multiple wombs.So not only are you a tranny, you're also dumb
would you characterize the relationship that you have with your pokemon as romantic? personally, sure, i hold hands and share laughs with my nidoqueen, but when she pins me down and growls in my ear when we're fucking it's hard not to feel like i'm being used, you know?
smug squirrel
>>83261564How that bitch gonna fly with those tits?
>>83242728inviting under blankets is god tier>>83251321so is girls being embarrassed by girly things
>be me.>Ditto is my cumdumbster.>smash Ditto everynight.>sometimes Ditto tries to shapeshift mid smash.>misshapen blob of different pokemon and people.>still smash.>we both finish harder.Anyone else have this happen while fucking a ditto?
>>83262105She's not, you carry her on your shoulder.
>>83264509I'll say it again: the game may be shitty (and has become even shittier now), but Unite has some God-tier Pokemon outfits.
>>83259209>>83259707Contrary to the popular belief, girls (female(female) who want to get fucked by pokemon exist and on 4chins tooNot him or her tho but they existhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vp/thread/56662047/
>>83268457YWNBAW :)Glad it hurts
>>83268475I'm male(male) and the emotion I feel right now is amusement, thank you for your concern!
>>83268491>ASSBLASTED
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>mmfw (my meowscarada's face when) she pulls down my pants
>>83268542Poor anon got lost from /v/ and a quick humiliation later defaulted to basic single word shitposts like an average indian on factory settings! What an embarrassment.No more (you)s
>>83268641>so madI will ALWAYS win tranny :)
>>83259690So much to hug...
>>83268641F A T
>>83269494It's mostly fluff!
>>83246879I also got the Bad Dragon kobold recently - I've been pretty happy with it, but I don't have much to compare it to. Any recommendations for toys that you've found are better?
>>83273088Stretch Armstrong is pretty fun, you can stretch his limbs out and they go back to normal on their own
They don't want you to know this, but the young humans down at the village are free. You can just take them.
>>83275434It's so considerate of her to just take care of him like that
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>>83275434>>83276235>>83276253Big ladies.....mmm....
>>83276396Aggromommy...
>>83229083A good trainer spars with his pokemon
A good trainer always spars with his pokemon
