/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4952>"Honk and tear" edition--Stories--By Host_Hu>Exploring Limbo, (Ch. 28)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65106238/By Rotham>A Hare's Meddling (Ch. 1)https://archiveofourown.org/works/86125761>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 22)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541By lorepaw>Memory Leak (Ch. 1)https://archiveofourown.org/works/86094786By Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon>Blood, Beauty, and Booze (Ch. 5)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77796356By SomethingToForget>Orange Colored, Purple Sky (Ch. 10)https://archiveofourown.org/works/68597461> Around the Fur (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/58047286By ScaryDrPepper>Knox County Born and Raised (Ch.12)https://archiveofourown.org/works/62546878By Vincent>Martina ModelBlend: https://ko-fi.com/s/cadf5c729aGMod: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3734601677VRChat: https://vrchat.com/home/avatar/avtr_e0e1b533-9704-4562-824b-9e5a4f6e5595By Valdrr>Somewhere in These Eyeshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/85560806By Z3ldafan>reMORGedhttps://thpsgoat.com/mods/item-info?item=3841By ColonVee>A Life of Roachmance and Adventure (Ch. 18)https://archiveofourown.org/works/62098438By Somethingaboutsharks>Last Root Of Ngnun(Ch.8)https://archiveofourown.org/works/79954151By Mattariel>Of Void (Ch.17)https://archiveofourown.org/works/45532363By WageCage>Sparring Matchhttps://rentry.co/nmvan39g[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83263520Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
I'm angry at artfags!!!
ANCHOR POSTPost your Trixi drawings for Trixi Week here!Check out her story at: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31977724/Check out the previous week's submissions and collages at https://mega.nz/folder/RzcglSrQ#Iawkz4gzbxV-8jjMTNh_9g/folder/wmkDwDyJ
>>83266746I'm hungry at fartfags
*eats the thread*
hey it's megonna draw a few requestnot pixel art this time
Writefags > drawfags
>>83266778Draw a panda girl
>>83266778Draw the gacha game bird lady from a few threads back
>>83266778continue the hmofa-4-dead concept with a jaded prepper human
>>83266795aya blackpaw my beloved
>>83266778Draw a waifur dressed like a native american
>>83266778Draw Newt being gangraped by ethnic men
"He who keeps one eye to the streets and both hands on his meat fears no shooter but himself."
>>83266800i missed a few threads can you give me a ref?
hey guys i worked really hard on that larp post last thread and no even gave me any (you)s, i even had a follow up post plannedi just want you to know i'm feeling really underappreciated in this relationship, i'm not breaking up with you all but i need some space
you all fucking niggers. your all disgusting I hate you you Ll bad kill all of you faggots. you all disgusting bait niggers
>>83266876i (You)'d you in spirit
https://files.catbox.moe/rhgpth.mp4
I don't like being alonehow long to wait. why do I have to be like this when do I get to see her why do I feel like I'm rot in my body. how long to i have to wait
>"You're so grown up for such a young monke- I mean human! How would you like to be a mercenary spacer like me?"
>>83266746Doublespace didn't say anything wrong btw, he just said he doesn't like incels who are only here because they feel scorned by human women.If that makes you mad you need to look inwards, not screech about himWho else?SpaceWhale please stop replying to shitpostersCosmo stop talking shit on everyone in hate servers I guessDC stop being an arrogant bitch you're literally just a pinup artistMollyanon was never going to stay here anyways7oomer is dead and replaced by an AI that plays deadlockDouble centerfold was probably never gonna stay eitherSDS is the goat but maybe he should clean up his friends list IDK nobody is perfect, but can we just post hmofa for once
>>83266778this bat sucking a dick real hard
hey, it is me.vote for the best "kobold", because I won't do 100000 edits next time, and only the best "kobold" can win.I'm totally tired and that is why I failed.https://strawpoll.com/X3nkPkmYQgE
please I don't want to go to bed alone again
>>83266909who is this
>>83266909nobody cares what doublespace says
I can't do another night like this
>>83266787I only agree because I get a lot more (You)s when I writefag compared to when I drawfag, but I enjoy drawing more.
>>83266922I can go with you
>>83266909>takes a fat stinking drama shit on the new thread>Can we just post hmofa for once guiz?Fuck you. Kill yourself. I hope only terrible things happen to you in the future. I hope your favorite waifur is drawn being raped.
>>83266909Doublespace is wrong because he himself is a fucking retard lusting for furfags in fursuits
>>83266876Which post was that.
>>83266778Anon bridal carrying his new wife, octavia
>>83266905all ya gotta do is, uh, like, make up the difference my brosefini
I don't want to go to bed like this again
yuro hours already?
Sad that lots of negative spirits come here.
>>83266960Every time baby
>>83266755>>83266729Waifur of the week!
>>83266969tragic
>>83266956English please I'm still in the influence
>>83266909I'm of the crowd that it's fun to say foid but yeah, it should be more about liking anthro women rather than hating HW
>>83266960Let me checkOi mates gunna kill me a poofta 2niteThey always fall for this one
>>83266938My point is that it's all dumb and blown out of proportion and rehashed a million times. All the artist hatred and drama is so tiring>>83266941Have you SEEN the navy fursuiter girl? She's kinda hot
>>83266983You have to put the EFFORT in if you want your waifur, man
>6AM in Bongland>A few more hours ahead in France and GermanyYep, Eurotard hours. No wonder why American hours are better.
>>83266996>Have you SEEN the navy fursuiter girl? She's kinda hotDS is a retard because anthro women aren't real, they're wish fulfillment by default and he can go fuck himself.
>>83266997if been putting in double effort. I haven't drank for months because I didn't want to hurt the effort. why is she so far. I can't reach
>>83266993
>>83266997she's very pretty though, thank you for letting me see her
you can tell it's euro hours because they're posting creamslop
>>83267024Alcohol is only a temporary measure, and a depressant! You should consider no more than a third of a glass of wine nightly to invigorate your creative spirits, loosen those pesky restraints clouding your judgement and also improve lifelong cardiovascular health! :)
7oomer isn't dead he's on this thread rage baiting right now cause that's his whole personality
>>83267054yeah I know all that. I accidentally put in too much on too empty stomach. almost over abyway. I still don't see why my bed should be empty
>>83266868Found it
>>83267086We've all got to start somewhere. Learn to draw for her and you'll never have to worry about sleeping in an unshared bed again.
They deserve better
trying to pirate pornography and the download link isn't working cause it takes too long to load and times out and now i'm frustrated post sexy lithe waifurs
>>83266909This isn't 2014 anymore.Incels ended up being right... somewhat. Alot of modern women fucking suck. Unlike what incels think though there's plenty of good ones and they're not inherently heartless monsters.Human Female spite memes on here were never funny though and I don't care for them. I think it'd actually be interesting to show more anthro females casually interacting with human females.>>83266996>DS did nothing wrong!>I agree with DS that the navy fursuiter is HOT!Congrats, now I'm inclined to think you're doublespace with this one post. I do agree it's all dumb and blown out of proportion though.
>>83266917Her wings remind me of that "wing sample" in the Dragonology book I had as a kid.
>>83267112yeah they do. is a nice piece. did you draw?>>83267108im trying to draw, but that doesn't make physical touch in bed or soft tail
>this is your waifur's mother
>>83267152Nah I didn't draw it, got that from /v/
>>83267055Hot
>>83267137damn, I forgot all about that one>>83267171I see, well thanks for bringing it from a place I'd never see
Can you guys slow the threads down? I'd like to finish my thread 5k thing before thread 5k.
>>83267123I don't like those memes eitherHaving a waifur who actually has a human female friend would be kino too I think >Congrats, now I'm inclined to think you're doublespace with this one post.I'm not though. I wouldn't squander the drive to draw.I'm just tired of the artist hate, none f them are perfect not by a long shit but don't treat them like shit just give them the basic criticism without sperging insults
>>83267197I'll try, chef, but with these wazoos in the kitchen who the hell knows, haha.Anyway, I pick stall #3
>>83267216Maybe drawfags should stop being so unlikable.
>>83266880this image is not make me cryi swear
>>83266934thank you for the offer but I would think you are a man. and if not you are female seeking attention, and that might somehow be worse than a man trying to sleep with me. pic hurt tho, thanks
>>83267216That yeen has a penis
>>83267195There needs to be more waifur armpit imo
I'll go to bed I guess, and try not to spam up to much. I still don't see why the bed should be so still and lifeless. I trained to take a girl. I trained to raise a family. now this is empty. sorry, I'll go>>83267283welcome to the club guess what alcohol apparently helps loosen
>>83267119
>>83266778Request that you have a good night>>83266917She is relegated to wearing ponchos as shirts>>83266919Fishbold. It's a very unique design. I cast an anti vote for Monsterbold because Monster has secret messages written in Hebrew on the can you can only see by refracting light off the can and onto a surface
>>83267341idk how this guy goes from posting straight coal to dropping a glistening gem. it's strange
>>83267054I drink one beer, maybe two beers every 1 or 2 weeks on the weekend with dinner. Only heavily drinking maybe thrice a year with friends and family. Take it or leave it.>>83267195The focus is armpit but everything else about this pic makes me bark louder than she probably does during doggystyle. The floppy ears, the cleavage and sideboob, the cute muzzle and side eye.
>>83267358You're thighlord aren't youyouve been spamming bridget yourself this whole time
>>83267385Put your pants back on DS
>>83266778Please draw mina intimidated/excited by big human cock
>>83267399stop deflecting
>>83267353"This guy" I AM that guy!Also, why do you expect to like/dislike everything from one person? Especially when that person makes such a wide variety? There are some stuff that I skip from my favorite artists, as well as cherry pick a single piece from a different artist.Don't be so tribal, anon, judge each piece on an individual basis!
>>83267352>She is relegated to wearing ponchos as shirtsI dont see any problem with that
>>83267405NTA but I might do this if birdanon doesn't.
>>832673851st of all. If I was a foid I wouldn't be agreeing with Incels.2econd of all. I don't JUST post bridgette, she's just been my favorite since the drawathon enlightened me to the glowie dog and she takes up the brunt of my hmofa folder, the spam as far as I'm concerned has been a group appreciation for her since then. I did kinda stop a bit, or slow rather, around trixie week's beginning.
>>83267455"Excuse me miss, pants are required to enter the restaurant!"
>>83267358>makes me bark louder than she probably does during doggystyle.
You know what I feel like it.Everyone (as in the like, 3 or 4 3Dfags in here) post your wishlist of furry models you wish you had access to so you could use them.
>>83267430sorry I don't mean to be such an ass, but I really appreciate a lot of your sfw stuff the artsyle seems to lend to it better. that might just be my preference for sfw romantic pieces but I think I've seen other bring it uo
>>83267502i can just go check the model thread in u18 lol
>>83267499>Answering the door with his full on dick hard and out.HOLY POWER MOVE.
>>83267543I love crackships
>>83267543Doing that back in the day used to get you let off with nothing more than a nice, firm warning.
>>83267584why did it stop working? vest cams?
>>83267584>That black spot on her ass that goes up her tailSaid it before and I'll say it again.GOD.
THE LAST BAROTRAUMA!!!!
>>83267674She likes ass worship right? I mean she's a dog. And with an ass like that she better like it
No idea why the transparency was toggled for that. Gross.
>>83267677Were you just playing that.
>>83266905Live a good life, treat yourself well, and be the best 'you' you can be. She'll be waiting.
>>83267674Call me a sicko, but that is a cow. A bona fide heifer. Not a mutt, not a bot. A cow. And as a sicko, I am dreadfully enamored by her two-tone paws. Black on bottom with matching toes and white on top is sinful, as though she were wearing black flats in the nude.
>>83267683I think Bridgette is more into male worship than anything. She fucking loves (you), every part of you, she's tonguebathe your taint with calm, direct fervor as a reward for taking care of yourself so you can live longer so she can love you more.
>>83267731I would suck on her glowing asshole for hours
>>83266755>Keep her away from the controls!!!
It appears that such an early Bridgette week was a mistake. Clearly, she got the idea that she can get away with all this bridgebot posting.
>>83267516Dont worry, anon, I didn't interpret it as that hostile, and I have heard anons echo that sentiment.
Some slop
>>83267718Yup. You boys should join too
>>83267825well, should've
>>83267677>>83267718yeah we JUST finished up, closed the server for the night but i'll be around tomorrow hopefully at an earlier time to play some more in case any anon's want to join
>>83267825Well, should've. It just ended
>>83267819Looks legit
>>83267825nta but its at like 5am for me when it starts
>>83267756You can do it all day if you like, she doesn't mind. After all the hard work you've put in with increasing your daily sun exposure, watching your hydration, avoiding those noxious chatrooms and masturbating to tawdry pornographic videos depicting a very specific fetish in mind; the very form of which Bridgette can give you with her presence, you can taste her body to your heart's content. Lapping up her sweet, syrupy fluids like a good boy.You are tethered to your Bridgebot, you know. She is bound to you. Let her return the favor; she wants only the finest for her little work-in-progress.
>>83267819>SlopWha- This is slop?>Sexually confused clown and furry hater human man CoS that keeps trying to justify KOSing her.>Secretly wants to kiss and fuck her.
>>83267872very obviously trained on scuds' work
>"(you) said you favorite game was Hearts of Iron 4, right, anon?
>>83267861boner...
>>83267901>"Yeah. But I'm not a wehrmachtboo. Put on the fucking 101st airborne 506th unit uniform. And don't forget the yellow gloves."
>>83267931She should be an amerigolem since she is supposed to help the villains
>>83268001>JapaneseWithout a doubt Japan was the villain in WW2, you can't even try to argue they might have not been like a wehraboo could with germany.
>>83267760This picture could use a fluffy tail. Maybe an angry security guard, too. Or a scientist, or a tech, or any other station worker.>>83267872>Wha- This is slop?There's a third hand in a couple of pictures, one proper, and one as a misplaced blob of yellow.
>>83268038Ah... I see now. Didn't look close for longer than 5 seconds desu.
Slosh
Trying out the drawing tablet thing, taking quick simple requests
>>83268065The print screen key is right there anon
>>83268065Scug
>>83268065Rat
>>83268065Waifur getting pet
>>83268065Mina
>>83268065draw a slug cat. wearing panties.
>>83268065draw doublesimp simping for fursuiter women while waifurs look in disgust
>>83268065
>>83268065lopunny sitting with their trainer looking at a sunset together
>>83268065bridgebot saying nigger
>>83268065draw anon
ignore the tiny city just pretend its not there and look at her suckable toes
>>83268065Krita my beloved
>>83266800>>83267098and here's first request
>>83267735Mutual body worship with Bridgette!Infinite good boy (You) good girl (Her) praise loop with Bridgette!I just did 10 stomach crunches because I was thinking of Bridgette tomorrow I'll try for 20!
Can we just get a PSA from Ash letting DS know she's spoken for and not interested?
>>83268222Yep. It's her. The face came out nicely. Also, nice trips.
>>83268076
Was checking border collie wiki page for reasons, and damn. The resemblance is uncanny. It's literally her.
>>83268222Checked, looked nice!
>>83267455>Ratricia never called her "3-for-free"
>>83267819We may never know why there's a mandatory clown position on all space stations in the Terran Federation.
>>83267455I want to see Ratricia stripped naked as Hannah rubs sauce all over her
>>83268294Nuke rural China.
>>83268340Well, she is a VIP customer. I guess it can be arranged.
>>83268294literally who
>>83268372Chinese people murder and eat dogs then brag about it
>>83268273Cute!! Thank you
>>83268065>>83268209I really need to get back into draeing, but I've gotten into a slump and lost nearly all faith in my art capabilities....Damnit...
>>83268376doesn't look a thing like the muttwait, people gave a shit about that?
>>83268372Literally her.
>>83268408Dimmi's big yellow eyes peering at you in the dark... and then she pulls out a giant fucking knife... and smiles all big and crazy... and cuts your freaking birthday cake...
>>83268081
>>83268424Next cormorant pic
>>83268443pls god no he's already drawn like three shitposts i've made and i feel bad
>>83268397>t. euroscum
>>83268429>"Cheese? I don't have cheese right now...">My pants are undone>Realization.W-what kind of cheese.
>>83268424Dimmi EATS your birthday cake. She EATS it right up!
>>83268376A Chinese person, not EVERY Chinese person
Hop on deadlock
>>83268486finish your story 7oomer
>>83268346I'd say we should go scorched earth on the entire country, but unironically, the one good thing the CCP is doing is they're slowly poisoning the land and making it increasingly unlivable. They've also been puffing up their population numbers for ages, so getting rid of all the bastards is a lot easier than it seems, especially after COVID killed a lot of them (Albeit mostly indirectly)
>>83268346I guess you heard about that famous dog thing huh. Yeah... $27 dollars, that's just sad.
>>83268486no
>>83268429Mina that's not literally cheese. You're fucking gross.
>>83268513Remember that if china becomes uninhabitable there will be a massive influx of chinese immigrants.
>>83268486Game is not even fun
>>83268486>HFOFA
>>83268294would
>>83268585>emigrating during the upcoming worldwide famine from no petroleum fertiliser lol
>>83268424Shouldn't have picked berry cake. What a mess.
A Dimmi pawjob would fuck my life up.
>>83267353Isnt it just generic furbait from awful show who is not hmofa drawn in pretty ugly no effort style and very stiff basic pose? You have very low standards for gems.
>>83268631>You have very low standards for gems.if it shiny, it gud
>>83267483Foids are varied creatures, some LIKE hanging out among incelsScary I know, that a foid could be reading YOUR message and SMILING, not out of pity or cruelty but because of some GENUINE REASON
Waifur named Helga Hugeass
>>83268607I mean, in vyper's defence, she wouldnt care much about gender
>>83268690yeah well she shouldimagine kissing the same sex unironically, ew
If /afohm/ was real 90% of the posts would just be buff dudes in masks or balaclavas.
>>83268690I love that the lash is genuinely scared and weirded out by Vyper. It's also cute that he drops the act with Ivy and is nice to her
>>83268714They'd be posting videos of lonely dudes masturbating and the atmosphere would be weirdly homoerotic despite the female presence
>>83268738Anthro females bringing out the human dude yaoi
>>83268714What about the remaining 10%?Fem/prettyboys?
>>83268761literally so trueand then they start self-inserting as the bottom
>>83268738>weirdly homoerotic despite the female presenceI mean, it's homoerotic cuz you're a man, it would be straight if you were a woman
>>83268763gross snake
>>83268621Yo I can fix her
>>83268714That would be a notable aspect of a few "Humsband" OCs.>>83268763femboys are actually the muscle dommy mommy for women>>83268761From what I've seen, you'd likely have common "go to /gayhm/ posts". Not every chick is a fujo.
Hefelia Hmofa NeedcoxSan Dorito Census Records, 1890
>>83268835i need san dorito lorewhen was it founded and by who
>>83266803here's second requestthat bat girl came prepackaged with a manso i drew him
why was eclipse taken out of the op? that story rocks
>>83268903Fuck fuck fuck that bottom left image is so real that's literally me
Insatiable need for pandas....
>>83268932imagine the cuddles
>>83267353Its because you like the art, but you hate the artist's tastes.
>>83268820>>83268714This is like saying santa isn't real but.../afohm/ would literally not exist and it would just be anthro women and human women anonymous board users joining together to seethe and shit on both species of men as much as humanly possible. It would be a complete hotbed of misandrist women that don't believe misandry even exists.>that's a pretty miso-Any woman that goes on their equivalent of 4chan DESPISE men completely and utterly and have every ugly man chemically castrated if they could and have the attractive men as abused labor slaves.
>>83268714tfdanon's worst nightmare
Bitey girls.
>>83269052
>>83268857It was founded by a hmofacouple that banned any and all black men from being in SDS's racist ahh games
It's so funny how they keep saying that anthro women wouldn't think differently just because they are a completely different species and they would in fact be just as awful
>>83269081Fuck off DS
>>83269081shut up already
Maybe we can have bridget week 2 instead of newt week
>>83269135newt's species is called amzen righti would like to see an amzen bridge, assuming whale draws a crapload
>>83269070A good time to remind everyone that KFS sprites submissions are open for about a week more :)
>>83266815here's a native american waifur>a waifur dressed like a native americanfuckwell i already finished it
>>83269052sharp chompers.....mmm....
>>83269135Bridgette fucking sucks though
>>83269220Lucky sheriff
>>83269220She killed white devils... until she fell in love with one. Thanks, mister.
>>83269245You shut your faggot mouth about my wife Bridgette I'd beat you if not for the fact it would make her cry
>>83269245She sucks the sadness out of me and also sometimes my dick
>>83269052Teefs
>>83269245Better than Newt
Had to pick a different PNW Transit system. Even if I was really tempted by the recent car incident in Seattle.https://youtu.be/JI5w1jfGSgU
>>83269245Bridgette fucking sucks big Anon cock (with friends)
>>83269311She can track your sperm quality, urethral and testicular health, hydration levels and recent diet with an oral sample, you know. As well as determine how many loads you've released that day. Don't disappoint her.
>>83269245abysmally bad taste
