/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4975>"Minecrap" edition--Stories--By Anon_Writfriend>Lost Connection (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/86251551--Stories--By Itsunos_Vision>Shadow of the Flame (Ch. 26)https://archiveofourown.org/works/64534276By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 24)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>A Hare's Meddling (Ch. 1)https://archiveofourown.org/works/86125761By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 18)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By A_Smiling_Face>The Tribes Had Always Warredhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/36626017By TheEcstatic>Reconnection (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77709536/By Host_Hu>Exploring Limbo (Ch. 28)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65106238/By lorepaw>Memory Leak (Ch. 1)https://archiveofourown.org/works/86094786By Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon>Blood, Beauty, and Booze (Ch. 5)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77796356By SomethingToForget>Orange Colored, Purple Sky (Ch. 10)https://archiveofourown.org/works/68597461> Around the Fur (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/58047286By ScaryDrPepper>Knox County Born and Raised (Ch.12)https://archiveofourown.org/works/62546878By Vincent>Martina ModelBlend: https://ko-fi.com/s/cadf5c729aGMod: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3734601677VRChat: https://vrchat.com/home/avatar/avtr_e0e1b533-9704-4562-824b-9e5a4f6e5595By Valdrr>Somewhere in These Eyeshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/85560806[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83367965Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
Hop on deadlock
>>83370762its beautiful...
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>>83370762placing buh-rown buh-ricks in minecrap
>>83370762Man I haven't played with the Aether mod for probably a decade at this point. It's all industrial autism for me these days.
Fine I'll say it.Lorepaw should draw that human setting up an Mini-ITX build for his cougar as a home gaming and streaming system. And make it better, pirating movies with her and teaching her how to play FPS games.
do you guys think anthros would have plushies of humans or of other animals
>>83370868Yeah
>>83370868Your waifur has a little chibi plushie of (You) that she cries into every night
>>83370868>Plushies of humansMaybe if they look in the same way a gingerbread man would, round all over with no distinguishable features
titty teases make me bricked up like fort knox
Left or Right
>>83370962Got DAMN
>>83370857The only autism core game I play is Factorio
>>83370988Hard right. That tail is getting hugged during the day and tugged around at night.
'Ulchra on 'Ise
https://magma.com/d/4yxy8H6JjpCome join aggie!
>>83370999I can't give up the 3D industrial aesthetic you can get with Minecraft. Being able to make an absolute labyrinth of a factory is cool.
>>83370905>Waifur who is watching (you) right now unable to reach across worlds to help you and cries as she watches your smile, hope, and optimism slowly fade from you a little more every week as the misery of your separation and loneliness sinks a little deeper
>>83371051this is why I need to get to space. fun fact: the US had a SETI program until the 90s when they decided keeping mold colonies in the Middle East was a better use of money. fuck you
gonna get started on my FWO update, heres the last chapter. will post the next chapter as a link when ive done it, but i want it to be a greentext here first so you can enjoy it first hand. https://archiveofourown.org/works/69411946/chapters/199746991>>83371051have faith anon(s). she's out there, somewhere... waiting.
>>83371051this makes me melancholic
>>83370988Neither, i hate trashy sluts
Give me the power to write and deliver without delay, I pray
>>83371051i will never give up hope. somehow, someway i will find her.
>>83371140jokes on you, they're actually hooligans, who run an underground ring for sensitive young men trafficing
fuck bros i need an anthro hag so bad
>>83371157This but she has to also be an autistic virgin
It's looking like my computer issue is a really weird one. Windows memory manager state corruption is the most likely culprit. If it's not that then I don't know what the fuck to do.Wish me luck bros.
>lorepaw if he were straight
>>83371196it might be that your hard drive is about to kick the bucket.
>>83371164My retard smart wife...
>>83371147It took me about 5 seconds to realize that this was not a pic of a tiny man stuffing his hand into a power socket for his equally sized mouse gf in the dark.
>>83370868Yes>>83370905Q.Q
>>83371233Kek
>>83370868Jarvis, post the ai sloppa dog with her ryan gosling body pillow
>>83371210paw's got a thing for women with perfect ninety degree facial structure, their /maofh/ offspring will be conquers and statesmen and at least one autistic farmhand
>>83371196Have you tested your ram yet?
>>83371212Really hoping it's not that because I don't have the money for another hard drive let alone a whole new computer.I have a spare Linux computer that's even older but works fine, might want to transfer some of my files to that.Anyone know a good way to transfer a lot of files from one computer to another?
>>83371240voodoo doll waifur
>>83371279good old external storage and rsync/robocopy
>>83371277Should've hit update.I ran Windows Memory Diagnostics and it found no issues, and I don't think there's anything wrong with the RAM itself but I'm not certain.
>>83371290>putting a voodoo doll of your waifur in a cum jar
>>83371157Same
>>83371301>tying a voodoo doll of your waifur around your dong and doing jumping jacks
>>83371296Yeah slight issue, I'm broke, external storage costs money and I don't know how well the 18.99 Walmart shit is gonna work.
>>83371147Nvm something came up all writing postpo-
>>83371240>Doll isn't an ethnic manMissed the point of the assignment.
>>83371323the 18.99 walmar shitbox might be your best bet man, im not sure what else to say, as for getting new data storage, i really think its best if you just got an SSD, they dont degrade like traditional hard drives do
>>83371323https://github.com/9001/copypartyrun this on the linux machine and upload to it. quickest way, i guess.
>>83371336Fuck me man, this sucks. If you saw my specs earlier you'd know why I don't yet have an SSD. I'll figure it out, I always do.>>83371349That looks complicated and I don't yet understand how doing that will help me transfer things from my Windows computer to my Linux computer.Seriously some of that stuff is beyond me, but I've been through a lot of "trials by fire" lately with computers and I always come out mostly unburned.
>>83371411it's a freestanding single python file you run dude
Tori is, like, sooooo done with her part-time job
>>83371420Yes, with lots of scary wording and things I don't fully understand.
>>83371493very cute anon
There, I fixed FIFA.
>>83371493STOP IT ANON YOU'RE SCARING HER!
>>83371031Who made that Lucy?
>>83371534The tail should be lower, so it may be nice butt cleavage, the anatomy is distracting :/
It seems that a memory manager state corruption may not be the issue. It now seems to be a memory manager / driver stack corruption. Recommended course of action is a Windows 10 in-place repair install.Is that a good idea? I really cannot afford to lose my files, although it says that shouldn't happen so long as I do it right.Seriously why has nobody drawn the Windows autist vixen yet? I'd do it sometime soon but my computer is on the fritz at the moment and it's very late. Give me suggestions for what she should look/be like.
Expies...
>>83371566>What my expie sees when she exposes her fluffy midriff for 0.05 seconds.
>>83371566they deserve better
>>83371566Cute!! Why milky mad?
>>83371566Cute little crittersWhere'd you find this?
circlejerk time
>>83371580hnnnnnggg midriffs
expie more like ex pimp
>>83371460that's fair
>>83371632>Ex Expie Pimp>Homeless and Expie-less>#Expie Lives Matter
>>83371534Mmm more diane
>>83371147Wanna motorboat those titties>>83371590nta but artist is https://x.com/brikkchynnhttps://www.furaffinity.net/user/sillyshroudedserpent/>>83371645I've been enjoying the new pals. Very cute designs.
>>83371674I saw the background and saw cyberstan. then i read the title and was proven right.
>>83371674>picYou just triggered a Cyberstan flashback
it's time for your jumbo suppository sir
>>83371702IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH!!!
this is what I see every time someone posts a monkey
>implying
who? you?
I've looked through task manager, I've looked through resource monitor, I've looked through RAMMap, I've looked through Process Explorer and I have found nothing that could be taking up all that (virtual) memory.A 31 gigabyte phantom commit, ain't that something. Like I said memory manager or driver stack corruption or something. I'm gonna go try to fix it now, just felt like sharing how odd this issue I'm having is. I've blo/g/posted enough.But seriously give me ideas for the Windows autist vixen, I will say it as many times as it takes. I wanna draw her and then I wanna draw her and Xenia gekkering at each other.
>>83371733
>>83371741>I've looked through task manageryou should look again
>>83371626Huff the fluff
>>83371731based
>>83371753I am nobody
>>83371770Need
>>83371754She'd probably keep that pesky Mal0.exe in line.
>>83371821Also need too
WISH ME LUCK BROS
>>83371841HOLY FUCK MY MONITOR IS FILTHYI'm gonna clean it now once this is fixed
>>83371789one on the right reminds me of ghost
>>83371841>reinstalling Win10
>>83371872Well, Ghost is just nobody. Or at least she feels that way.
>>83371875All chest fluff under that shirt
>>83371875She cutie a little bit lewd
>>83371893>mmmMWAH!..>"No one will ever believe you."
>>83371754Oh I'm looking alright.>>83371892It's a repair reinstall, don't judge me.
>>83371892how in the world is windows 10 worthy of goyim fatigue? It’s unsoported now, so you don’t have to worry about microcucks ruining it more, and at the very least it’s not windows 11>>83371909You look me in the eye and see the weight of those udders and tell me that’s all fluff, I don’t believe jt
>>83371938A little order does the "sole" plenty good.
>Sociopathic emo cat gf>Or Bimbo preppie dog gf
>>83371754>>83371953>didn't immediately clue-in that was a stirrup in the first image>then it hits you upfront and center in the seconddiamonds
25 more threads until I can finally share some epic boobies I drew...
>>83372020post a very unhelpful teaser that -might- identify who the subject is
>>83371978Bimbo preppie dog gf who can achieve a screaming shuddering gushing orgasm from receiving pets and ear scritches alone.
Had a HMOFA dream lads bear with me as I (try to) describe it:in the dream I was browsing an e621 like booru but the background was 4chan red board instead of dark blueI was looking at an image upload date sometime in 2010left to right the image had four people in it I can't remember the faces of last three but the first on the left was Bridgette she was not wearing a hatall four wearing white button up shirts and black pants with colored tiesBridgette's tie was blue the other three figures each had red, yellow and green ties left to right in that order on a plain white backgroundit had a purple "copyright" meme tag "this_furry_chick_is_chaperoning_the_dance" which was a popular meme photo to edit in irresponsible women to contrast humorously that they were the one supervising a bunch of horny teenagers at a school dance or promI knew instinctively without scrolling to the comments that someone would complain that the meme tag should not apply to an image with a white background and that it should only apply to images with a background that implies a school dance or prom but that there would also be multiple people responding to that comment that the meme tag is valid despite the background due to the clothing and posture of the four figures being in keeping with the style of the memeafter that I woke up and this is all I could remember enough to write downthis image was the closest I could find in my collection to represent what she was wearing
>>83372059That is one of the most autistic things I have ever heardI ain't judging
>>83372032I love the idea of canine/feline women losing to headpats and chin scritches.
>>83372072I don't often have dreams (once a month) and even more rarely (almost never) remember themI think the dream was a result of doing exercise before bed while thinking of BridgetteI'm gonna continue this habit
>>83371953So hot
>>83372059The attire they were wearing makes them look like a Tally Hall cover band
>>83372072>That is one of the most autistic things I have ever heardOh yeah? What about my post about how I kept imagining cuddling with one of those expie things while I was bored at a movie theater?>>>/v/740755947
>>83372059do you think bridgette would edge you if you asked or would she chastise you for being greedy with your body's natural behavior
>>83372139Someone draw this pleasedubs and it will happen
>>83372146Stop reading my mind
>>83372166shitfuck
>>83372092Seriously the way animals react to being petted and scratched it must feel fucking amazing, and I like to imagine anthro women would be no different. How cool it would be to be an anthro chick with a loving human bf who can instantly effortlessly make you feel like heaven and your eyes roll back with pleasure with just his nimble hands alone, anytime and anywhere. Even in public.
>>83372155I don't know man she'd probably have to suggest it to me firstI'd do pretty much anything Bridgette wants me to do if she let me cuddle and sniff her fur I'm that easy
>>83372189Hitoner!
>>83372189>How cool would it be-You're either a femanon or an anon from the place that must not be named.
https://youtu.be/r9cqEs0QmBo?
>>83372189Is this only on the panda
>>83371875>notices the bra strap>doesn't notice that her pussy is completely exposed
>>83372243She knows is just that she’s waiting for me to eat it
Waifur who calls you "gooner" in public with the bubbliest voice ever
>>83372268it’s because she wants you to make like the discovery channel animals and just haul ass and put a litter in her at the park
>>83372268Me calling her "Boss" like a henchman goon right back in my thickest imitation of a brooklyn accent.
>>83371978Bimbo dog, easily. I do not need another sociopath in my life. I took the hmofa pill after dealing with too many maladjusted women. I don’t want to just end up with another
Fertile middle aged cybermilf.
>>83372288>>83372299Back-to-back double dubs
>>83372268having a waifur who is slightly older (around 3-5 years max) and she likes to harmlessly embarrass you around others is such a huge kink for me
>>83372226kek ok i fully admit that came out wrong, lemme rewrite itHow fun it would be to have a anthro gf who (You) can instantly effortlessly make her feel like she's in blissful heaven as her eyes roll back and tongue flop out with pleasure with just your nimble hands alone, anytime and anywhere. Such as in front of her friends when they're all least expecting it because you think the faces and noises she makes when you perfectly press all her buttons to temporarily turn her retarded with pets alone are really funny.
>>83372315Would be fun
>>83372243Man got his priorities straight
*ensorcells you*
>>83372337True
>>83372243.......yesyes. that is the joke
new cormorant drop
>>83372315That's better, but you have not denied these accusations. You are forever cursed with the Mark of the Beast.
>>83372349what is this GOONSLOP? characters that look ALMOST on-model?where's the shitting dicknips and eyeball pluckers and grey goo generators? the tonsil twisters, meatgape graters and laser-powered undefibrillators?
>>83372349Was gonna say Corm's allergic to drawing fat women but then I remembered this exists.
>>83372349cat Karen will be victorious.>>83372358The crazy dog reminds me of the protagonist from Crosscode.
>>83372381I remember a lot more but I guess the fatness is a consequence and not a default state.
Are you guys playing the new Gothic remake? its pretty gud! never new Graham had good taste in wifurs (might change it for a spicier image of Syb, or put Missy on the sketch for extra motivation, fucking game is brutal sometimes)
>>83372401is that... who i think it is?
