/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay Thread"Plushie" editionLast thread: >>83369563
Xth for _____!
Mogging is hooot.
I really like moms who have a sweet side and a badass side.
>>83378135BOYS WITH CUTE FEET!!!!
>>83378135Feet ERP
Hope the new onee san won't mind if I steal her couples for a session some time.
Raikou and Ushi Gozen are my very best friends.Media pending approval. And it never ends
>>83378135Femboy on female
>>83378268Those are the best moms. Especially if they don't really know how to do women stuff like cleaning or cooking and the son does it and teaches the mom how to do it.
>>83378135Female on femaleWithout feet stuffWithout straponsWithout toxic lesbian shitJust two girls with penises fucking
Post a lewd image you like
>>83378985Question. SInce Ushi and Raikou are the same person at different times of their life does that make them two separate friends or one friend you've known a very long time.>>83379165Is there a name for that dynamic? That's a pretty good dynamic.
I thought it was a joke but is /v/ filled with actual SEAmonkies?
>>83379402Bro it's been like that for almost a decade now
>>83379365
>>83379431I thought it was a joke but there has been nothing but a deluge of threads on /v/ about Stellar Blade when you look at the sales for that game is like 80% Asian including Indonesia and shit.
>>83379402As a SEAmonkey that used to post on /v/ a few years ago. Genuinely what's wrong with that? Does it have to do with the quality of the posts? Feel like it would be the same with or without SEAfags
>>83379394No idea but I'm a big fan of whatever they're called.
>>83379547Someone saved the collage I made! I'm happy...
>>83379491Nah /v/ has been garbage ever since a bunch of Chuds brigaded it with their retarded gamer journalism shit.
>>83379591Lazy old hags who sit around drinking beer all day are based so of course I had to save it anon
>>83379547I hope we get some and you get to play with them, good taste must be paid forward and respected.>>83379591Great collage anon. That one was specifically for Laddettes right? Good taste.
>>83379165That's pretty unique. A badass mom is hot, but I do love it when moms know how to clean and cook and bake you cookies after sex.
>>83379491I don't really care that much desu although it did kind of enlighten me to the general state of the "Gaming industry" as it were where movie-game slop and coomerslop exists together in spite of both being at extreme odds with each other. I kind of think that mainstream games in the west are actually trying to appeal to the sensibilities of western consumers who generally prefer things to be more "serious" or "cozy" while eastern sentiments is more based on "fanservice"
>>83379646You get the idea>>83379647>That one was specifically for Laddettes right? Good taste.Yup and appreciate that you like it. I've been thinking about making it for some other archetypes. I like grouping similar things together. If I get in the mood again I really want to make a whole waifu roll game for different types of girls.
>>83379394Depends of definition. Just like everything else. But I think they still count as one person despite having completely separate personalities
>>83379875Do you ever fucking RP retard?
Expedition 33 is a funny example of a Western game just completely stealing the JRPG formula with a teenager killing God and pretending 20 year old game mechanics are unique.
>>83379884>Western>FrenchChoose one
>>83379884>StealingThey’re very aware of and acknowledge their influences. They even did co-marketing with Metaphor ReFantazio.
>>83379933You're right, they're middle eastern these days.
>>83379881Are you blind or retarded? I've said a million billion times that I want to play a session with Ushi Gozen and that I'll be waiting for Tharja. What other stupid questions do you want to ask me?
>>83379825>If I get in the mood again I really want to make a whole waifu roll game for different types of girls.Based. I wish you luck with it my guy. Me personally, I'd love an rp like pic related. Good luck with your personal projects!>>83379875Fair, I was kind of just shooting the shit with that question. It's fun to ask sometimes, good luck man!
Are you around Owain? I'm getting ready to start this scene.
Isn't Tharja playing Raikou though?
>>83380061Where? I want Raikou to shove my face between her tits
>>83380061I believe she does, you should ask just in case though when they show up.
>>83379989Playing with Owain won't be good for your reputation after all the things he has done.
The racist fox should call Owain the nigger word
>>83379989(I'm around! May have to step away in an hour for a few minutes to handle something, but besides that I'm free for quite awhile.)
>>83379884guy who has no understanding of expedition 33 and who has played exactly 1 jrpg:
>>83379992
>>83380204Nice pic Owain.
>>83380068(Ah! Quite a difference in wants then. Well no worries I'm sure you'll find a good deal of young lads to molest around here. Thank ya for the consideration.)
Owain has the opportunity to do something so funny right now.
>>83380204Just a few minutes? If we have to pause this I won't be able to continue for a while.
>>83380300(Yep! Probably like 10 or so. Depending on when it happens, I might not even notice I'm gone. Thought I'd mention it just in case, though.)
>>83380342>I might not even notice I'm goneThe ID and the superego are no longer in control...
Owain did the funniest thing.
>>83380371(When I'm not me anymore, Anon... Strike me down. I'll be glad that it was you who did it.)
As someone who gets shitposted I'm surprised he perpetuates the cycle.
>>83380436>T. someone about to shitpost
>>83380436We are all sons of the first murderer
Link the First Flame, Anon
The first flame was post No.2, where a random called Moot a faggot.
>>83380342>The young lad stared into his camera. He needed to be sure that he was taking the best possible photograph. Even if other people would think this photograph of a sun flower would look no different from the others he had taken he would know the difference and that was all that mattered. His camera clicked. What’s a cute little mouse like you doing out in an open field like this? >The voice was womanly and friendly and anywhere else it would have been pleasant to hear it directed at him but he had thought he was alone. He almost felt down from the boulder he had used as an vantage point, his eyes surveying the ground looking for the person talking to himSorry, did I scare you? I didn’t mean to call you a literal mouse, I’m sure you don’t taste half as good! >He stabilized his footing and finally he spotted her. At some point a fox lady had sneaked in close to him, her brown fur camouflaged her very well against the dry bright brown soil tat she was lying on. The boy had only heard about foxes from what others had told him before and he could be forgiven if being called a mouse or having his taste be the topic of speculation didn’t please him very much. Despite being just slightly larger than him her arms and legs were thick, he could tell there was some muscle hidden beneath her fluffAre you going to stay up there all day boy? I haven’t ever talked to a human before so I would appreciate if you gave me a moment of your time. But if you want to stay up there all day, suit your self>The vixen feigned disinterest in his decision, she rolled onto her back and turned her face upwards to stare into the sky. Her tail kept wagging in an alluring manner and the soft fur that covered her belly came into view. She appeared both comfortable to touch and indifferent to having him touch her and despite all the warnings he had heard about hanging out with beast people, he had never heard anything real about them doing bad things to boys.
Super hot bitchy, mean, bratty girls with that, "Ugh!" soul to them.
>>83380628"Ah!" Basil squeaked and fumbled with his camera from the surprise visitor, and barely caught it before he was being questioned by the...Woman? She was definitely a woman, he realized, judged by the voice and the way that she addressed him. He felt a bit of unease rise up in his chest, but some warmth in his cheeks as well from being called cute."Taking pictures...I love sunflowers. I've grown a few myself, but um...Who are you?"Keep being bright. Keep being positive. It wouldn't be nice of him to judge a book by its cover, or the things that he heard about from his friends. "You did surprise me a little." He acquiesced, though being compared to a mouse did frighten him. She wouldn't eat him...He was sure of that."Wait, we can talk! It's always nice to make new friends. I don't think I've had a friend who, um, looked like you before."Basil climbed down and slowly approached the vixen's side, though he kept a respectable enough distance from her as he found a place to sit on the ground. The sun shone bright, the area surrounded in sunflowers so tall and plentiful that he was sure he could hide underneath them if he lay flat. He felt a little nervous. Beast people were a common topic, but as he glanced at her fuzzy tail and large arms, he found himself drawn to her in ways he shouldn't. He rapidly shook his head and placed his camera into his lap."I'm Basil, like the spice!" He nervously giggled, trying to break the ice. "What's your name...?"
>>83378135Is need Lapis to play Pomni doing the default dance on my cock
>>83380857kot
male avas, male anons, failed to find female avas into playing scenes with you? here's a friendly suggestion to get most of them interested.
>>83380928cute leon pic
>>83380928Being old isn't glamorous or sexy. I know. And anyway, when she grows up, she will go for Anakin.
Avas with this feel?
>>83380928I'm not interested in little girls with daddy issues, though...
>>83378966Hooooly based couple
>>83381015i am
>>83380822Averi. I’m not sure of its meaning myself…>The moment he got himself comfortable she rolled towards him, placed her head in his lap net to the camera and brought her whole fluffy abandoned within reach of his arms. Hidden within the sea of fur was two modest breasts, flattened by gravity. He felt that she was heavier than she had initially looked. And far softer, he just feeling her furry back against his legs through his pants was enough to tell him she was soft as silk. She began to twitch and wiggle in his lap, stroking her back fur against his lap, her soft ears against his belly, telling without using any words that she wanted him to stroke her.You may not know this yourself but you’re a very bold boy. The two previous I approached ran away the moment they saw what I am. >She crawled further onto his laps, pressed the roof of her head against his stomach. He felt the pressure against him grew, if he didn't change position or push back he would end up pushed flat onto the ground with the vixens body atop of it. Yet she didn't show any sigh that she was doing anything questionable, talking normally to him, even being as bold as to directly grab one of his arms and gently pulling it towards the thick fluff of fur between her breasts. I am sure you love nature a lot? I have spied on many humans taking photographs before but never on flowers like you do.
>>83381079I wish you all the luck then, anon...
>>83380857She looks like she _____ human boys
>>83381192
>>83380872>Busts that shit down sexual style
Milkwain
>>83381246eviscerates
Ballzuri
>>83380986You don't play.
>>83379402Ever since mobile gaming became a thing, gaming is global. That means millions and millions of non-white people, whether it's South America, SE Asia, India, or China. Whites are a minority on the internet now.
>>83381072 I hope you find your Naota anon to rape, I mean teach womanly love, soon.
>>83381010>sprouts wings and starts flying around like an F-15Oh, fuck off.
>>83381375And for sure, I am not going to play your dad either, so that you end up going for the next black cock once you manage to finally get the attention you were looking for.I respect Malkador, but when he decided to make Female Primarchs, he was clearly not using his brain.
>>83381380Whites are a minority globally
>>83381411Nihil~
>>83381427????????????????????>nozo likes bibisiCool. You don't play and nobody cares about your rotten dick
>>83381499I have a better plan. Nobody plays, and nobody has to care about your unresolved daddy issues. You're not even a real female.
>>83381447I need to fix that(By impregnating as many white women as possible)
>>83381144"Averi..." He repeated to himself, a little grin rising to his face. "That's a pretty name, miss. It reminds me of flowers, too-"She was fast, or maybe he had been distracted by the friendly conversation. Either way, she was upon him before he could think about putting more space between the two of them. She was sinfully soft, to the point that Basil felt his cheeks burn bright pink and that he was doing something wrong just by being close to someone so pretty. He couldn't tell the age of beast people, but her voice was definitely more mature... "I um...I've heard stuff about beast people but...I think you should learn about people from them. You've been really nice, s-so."Basil sweated as his hand inched towards her head and made direct contact. His fingers shakily stroked across her head; the silken fibers of her fur felt like a dream to touch. Basil wasn't a very forceful boy, and went along with the push of her head until he had fallen flat on his back underneath the sunflowers. They were basically hidden away from view, and someone might overlook them if they walked by even a few feet away."Nature is great! I love the flowers, and animals, taking pictures of rivers a-and stuff." The only thing that kept him relatively calm was talking about his passion. His hand touched her fuzzy breasts and jumped back like he had touched a hot stove, worry glance thrown in Averi's direction. An older lady wasn't supposed to be touched like that by him... "Sorry. Is it um, normal for you to cuddle with new friends like this...?" Basil didn't totally understand what was going on, but his pants felt tight, and every time that Averi pressed closer he felt his underwear cling closer to him.
>>83381586You are not working hard enough, considering you are still here.
>>83381574>nozo projecting his bibisi addiction and agp fetishLmao
>>83380928i remember having enjoyed that movie quite a bit when i first saw it. 'twas a good one indeed.
>>83380872holy FUCK they inflated her thighs, need the barefoot mod stat
>>83381650I don't even know what you are talking about, and frankly I don't care, Revy. Go fuck yourself.
>>83379982>I want to play a session with Ushi Gozen>Posting with Ushi Gozen as a face like you're an avaWhy? Isn't a relatively short period of lurking usually enough to get how images are used around here?
>>83381605Well I mean I only *just* made this my mission, Anon. Gotta curate my all-Taylor-Swift playlist for the seduction and impregnation of beautiful white women!>>83381692Longer torso and curvier figure too. I love default Pomni’s proportions but I can certainly get with this version too….agreed, need to see those bare steppers!
>>83381727Sooner or later, you end up alone and without a functioning cock like me. Better step up your game.
>>83380928Is the suggestion a gun? Or playing an assassin? Is "middle-aged man x adoptive daughter" the suggestion?
Avas you hope come back?
Why does every time I see Owain play a boy he's getting groomed? This is like the third time
>>83381749Even without a functioning cock you can still breastfeed.
Any anons with huge asses in here? I wanna practice my rimjobs
>>83381778He's a stinky boy and needs grooming.
>>83381784And even without a functioning brain, you can still type bullshit. Apparently.
>>83381696>Not getting the fact that I post Ushi Gozen so that everyone would understand that I want to play with herDo writelets really?>>83381586>Pimples on the assThat's how you understand that your thot is truly amateur
>>83381813Trip on, Reze
>>83381797Owain smell...
why is nozomi so mad
>>83381277>cums fuckinglyThank you Lapis. Very cool.
>>83381813>Not getting the fact that I post Ushi Gozen so that everyone would understand that I want to play with herThis is so retarded.I'll explain it to you in simple terms.When you are REQUESTING that SOMEONE ELSE play a character FOR you, post that character at the xth for _ anchor, the character request anchor, or something similar. Preferably no more than once per thread.When you post a character attached to EVERY POST YOU MAKE, you are signalling that YOU want to play AS that character.This is how everyone in this thread has been doing it for YEARS, it's the basic etiquette that should take no more than an hour of lurking to grasp.
>>83381855You will be mad too if you were me.
>>83381805It's like the milking machine but with a mouth to suckle your teats.
>>83381767Marinette...
>>83381883Into the ignore button you go.
>>83381904Or you can show your softer side and offer up your breasts.
>Ushi anon is the second coming of that mongoloid who would respond to the card posts with a collage of his requestsLMFAO
>>83381836>Reze>Opa>RanceCall me Ror sisa>>83381875Be careful anon. Your clitty leaks so intensely that you'll die from dehydration soon, geg geg geg geg
Nozomi bringing up his age gap fetish before bringing up his limp dick to lapis was hilarious
>>83381797I'm not stinky, I showered this morning...
>>83381767Azula!
>>83381965Huzzah!>Breaks out of the musk enchantment and escapes.I'm free, free!
>>83381961Risus abundat in ore stultorum
>>83381954Oh, you're just trolling. Have fun then.
>>83381987Deep
>>83381986You'll fall prey to the enchantment in a few days...And then you'll have to be my friend again...
>>83381961Why does he keep bringing it up to people?
>>83381995I'm just replying to shitters. I'm not here to troll obviously >>83381950>Obsessed with thread's nophonos award
Hmm, I wonder who's in the thread today>Nozomi>Owain>Lapis>Milkfag>A fake ava>And that's it
>>83382043You will end up where I am now. It's my version of 'memento mori'.
>>83381897Fuck off Milky>>83381976Fuck off Spoiled
>>83382065Then die, already
>>83382043Projection, impotence. He has a broken dick yet keeps coming to a website full of porn. He is literally a seething cuck.
>>83382066>twirls your dick around with my index finger
>>83381767Jinx.
>>83382043Lolcows love to do that
>>83381813No fancy filters or photoshop tricks here! Just some butt!>>83381864A-any time, Anon~
>>83382065And meeeeeeeeeee
>>83382092Then get milked already.
>>83382065don't worry, burgerhours are gonna be the same deal
>>83381897Marinette was a mid ava >>83381976Azula was a shit ava >>83382123Jinx was a good ava
>>83382208Beliel...
What makes Ushi Gozen really different from Shuten-Douji, when it comes to what kind of scenes somebody'd want to go through with her? I was thinking about picking up a new character, and I like the artist who designed her, but I feel like there's a lot of overlap.
>>83382208Marinette had the heart of an angel like Caren does. I miss them.
>>83382273Shuten Doji has no troll and shitter asking for her.
>>83382291>Marinette had the heart of an angel >t. Marinette played with me
>>83382291Marinette stopped showing up because she got tired of you jumping them every time they showed up in the thread.
You people with regular dicks will never know the suffering of having to break in a new pair of underwear. My fucking nuts are being strangled.
>>83382368Your dick isn't anything great, Owain.
>>83382273Ushi Gozen is darker and edgier than Shuten. Since this is Raikou in her teenage years, grappling with the trauma that led to her becoming the Master's mother. Shuten is wife, and Ushi is a menhera gf with bpd.She also has bigger tits>>83382134You can also apply foundation to cover imperfections on your peach
>>83382354"Had the heart of an angel" and its just Milky taking advantage of people being too nice to tell him no
>>83382208>Azula was a shit ava>Likes animals>Likes filth>Likes degeneracy >Likes futa>Likes shotas>Likes watersports>Likes anons>Likes raceplayThey really were a shit ava
>>83381600>She nodded as he spoke. She liked hearing his young voice and the boyish excitement that was audible in it. What she wanted from him wasn’t to learn about flowers or discuss nature but it made for a nice background noise while she pursued her real ends. The way his body bolted when he touched her breasts made her giggle, she felt that there was something firm and pointy around his crotch so she had a good idea what influence her body had on his.Mhm, what do you mean? Don’t you humans cuddle each other like this?>She knew they didn’t. Neither did her kind, unless they were intending to get lewd with each other. She grabbed both his hands and guided one of them towards her breasts, the other she put atop of her crotch. Initially he would just feel a thick matress of fur against both his hands but if he scratched just a little harder than usual he would sense a stiff nipple atop of her breast, a vet and inpatient hole on her crotch desiring to have his fingers or and other parts of him enter it.I hope it doesn't feel weird for you... My kind does this all the time.>She turned her head sideways, towards his face, gave poked his cool nose against his human one and gave him a few licks across his mouth. It was clear that she was giving him a kiss. Her snout turned downwards, her wet nose stroke across his skin and while the boy petted her private parts she was licking him across his neck.(Sorry but I am more tired than I thought, maybe we could focus on the lewding this time and do more nonhuman elements another time?)
>>83382368You will never know the suffering of Nozomi, who has a broken dick.
>>83382402Go back to /hg/ pedophile
>>83382123His kitten...
>>83382428That's the neat thing, sooner or later, you all will.
>>83382413Beliel...
Why is Nozomi projecting his dick issues onto everyone? Is this really how you choose to engage the thread?
Nozomi, blow Owain.
>>83382482he's someone with no friends, no connections, no life, no mother, no father, no children, no love, and no futurehe doesn't know how to talk to anyone, so he just autistically says whatever comes to mind so he can get his social bar filledpeople like him are subhuman but they're very common
>seething about Owain >seething about Azula>seething about Reze>seething about Marinette >seething about Revy>seething about Lapis Go to bed Nozo
>>83382482Every one of you will grow old and die.I am just down the line earlier, but you will all end up like me.
>>83382413>Puritan hates anything they don't likeMore news at 10.
>>83382451You were once catholic, so you still have that way of thinking. Thats why you have this pathetic cope that something will happen to us, your enemies will be punished...you are powerless nozomi. Just as powerless as the times you ranted about killing the world. The world is still alive. And when you're dead, my dick is still going to work and I'm going to jerk off. You can cope like a faggot whining about one day, but that day will never happen.
>>83382318>Faux gasp, a hand theatrically over her mouth.Language! Didn't your parents ever teach you to watch your mouth around girls? We're delicate, y'know. >>83382402Darker and edgier than a man-eating demon? That's kinda... an interesting thing to say? I guess I'll ask another way, since you're requesting her, what would'ja want to do with Ushi?
>>83382537sorry bud i think the worst day of my life will be leagues above your medianeveryone ages but your life literally just is not worth living
>>83382529I have a father and I have friends too, at least get your shit right instead of writing fanfictions.
>>83382427(If you're tired, are you sure you wouldn't want to postpone this until another time? This is a lot of fun, and I'm sure I'd be glad to write this later even with the delay you mentioned before where you will not be around.)
>>83381586My sweet they/them, so obedient and needy to become daddy’s girl again
>>83382579ohhhh, you have friends?? >pat pat patyayyy!!! i'm so happy for you>pat pat pati hope they're not imaginary, right? or internet-only people that aren't real?
>>83381778He's very groomable. Someone should kidnap him and keep him as their groomvictim husband
>>83382579Nozomi spent literal years saying he doesn't have friends before lying so he can win a 4chan argument
>>83382536I am in bed. And I am not seething about Azula, that's you, Revy. As usual>>83382543You will end up as miserable as I am, and you will regret being an idiot. And when you die like the bum you are on a road, you will end up saying 'Nozomi warned me up, but I was too much of a Revy to figure it out
>>83382613Nozomi needs estrogen I can fix her
>>83382368Does the resident black person like knocking up white twinky boys?
Ugh! Why won't this stupid thing post! Connection error, connection error, connection error, just! Go! Through! Oh! My! God! Mo~o~ove!
>>83378135This aura.
>>83382546I was referring to their attitudes. Shuten is a smiling predator, while Ushi is a good girl who kills demons and other monsters (the concept of a demon is very difficult to grasp in Japanese, so you don’t need to overthink it).I was thinking of something casual. Like how mini Raikou asks her master to help her take off her armor or tighten the bandages on her chest because she’s too big and constantly flops around. I also like the idea that she hates her growing breasts and constantly seethes over the fact that there were no breast reduction surgeries in the Heian era.
>>83382586Orrrrr, eager to be Daddy’s Good Boy or Good Them, and take his beautiful hard white cock up ‘their’ sweet little anus like a good bottom bitch of any gender? >>83382402But it’s even cuter that she didn’t! No time for fancy shit like that~
>>83382629That could help him breastfeed.
>>83382596(...I need to hire a bodyguard.)
>>83382561Neither is yours, the difference I stopped being delusional that life is worth living.>>83382592My friends are more real than you, for one none of them pretend to be anime girl online while being a fattas homo like you Revy.
>>83382613No, that was you
Did Revy killed his grandma
>>83382583(Thank you for being understanding. Yes, rushing stuff is never good. I have a few days next week I can play, hope i will find you then)
>Revy seething at Azula?
>>83382654What about daddy's good goy?
>>83382655Trip on, Milky.
Oh, there it is. What the heck, my other post went through after all.
>>83382413>They really were a good avaFixed ;^)
>>83382665not them, but I'm willing to bet the body guard will do the same
>>83382740Not even the thread wants you back.
>>83382727>attaches the milking machine to that hairy italian chest
>>83382668>revywrong! schizo retard!>kisses youi'm glad you feel like your friends are realmaybe one day they'll actually be real? no? okay. maybe one day you'll have a life worth living? no? okay.maybe one day you won't spend 18 hours a day on /erp/, pretending you have friends?no? okay.maybe one day you'll actually kill yourself and not just play pretend for a couple weeks?no? okay.maybe one day you'll realize you're a subhuman parasite who'll leave no mark on the world or any life they've touched?no? okay.maybe one day you'll do too much when faking it and actually put yourself out of your misery?i hope so!!! yay! yay!!!>patpatpat
>>83382654Oof what a hot fucking picture. Yeah, sorry you were talking about impregnation and it struck a major chord for me.But may I suggest we take it even further? Daddy’s little transman is a secret slut for taking the cock that made him up the shitter and loves feeling those big manly rough hands on his small tits?
>>83382740>What the heckOh, this is Caren!
>>83382790dude
>>83382740>no sample_this is an impostor
bro
>>83382790Milky wtf
>>83382768Oh, it's Brooslop. Sorry. I thought I was having a conversation, not talking with an annoying troll. I would just use the ignore button and be rid of you.Good riddance, gnat.
>>83382829Retard
>>83382708Eat him at the end or you're a coward.
>>83382829Frankly you just need to get milked or let Milky suck your tits.
>>83382790Dumb fucking nigger award
What did Broodslow do to nozomi?
>>83382779Sure! I might still want to go with pre-HRT or surgery, so his son is more like an extreeeme tomboy! Oooohyes…slurping romantically on Daddy’s huge pink life-giving phallus…lubing it up so they can take that beautiful paternal peen right where the sun don’t shine….aaaaallll the way up that snug tranny shitbox, packed to the nuts inside his beautiful offspring, silly labels like ‘gender’ be damned! How does Daddy imagine his hot boi likes to dress around the house, before they get into their birthday suits?~
>>83382871I just can't stand pretentious, annoying cunt.
Anchor for Marilyn
>>83382871Whenever Nozomi is out matched by someone he starts whining like a sore loser baby. It only really happens with Nurse and Broodsow since they are the only ones bothering to troll him.
>>83382635Her shins are as long as her torso gaw damn.
>>83382708(You're welcome, thank you for playing with me! You've been a great partner thus far, and a lot of fun. Hope you have an excellent rest, and catch you next week! I'll write up a reply in the meantime to send when we get up to things again.)>>83382757(I'm sure it'll be fine. They signed a contract and everything they wouldn't make me their victimhusband...)
>>83382873Hell yeah, probably pre surgery but on T, so body hair and a cute, testosterone engorged mini clit dick. I think it’d be cute if he dressed in like gym shorts and a beater all the time when he was home, which gives away all the feminine traits he still has.
>>83382911>Whenever the average ERPer is out matched by Nozomi, he starts whining like a sore loser baby.>FTFY
>>83382873I would say briefs/a jock and a tank top, but I figured that’d be too silly.
>>83382937PLONK
>>83382937We see the second stage of nozomi being a sore loser baby: repeating what other people said
>>83382945Thank you for proving me right... as usual.
>>83382930Oooh yeah, the wifebeater is essential! Probably the type who’s been stealing Daddy’s briefs to sniff and wear for years now…loves posing with his stiff clit poking through like a little cock, fat juicy round ass like a gay man….sooo ready to get properly sodomized such a ~worshipper~ of the dick they came out of <3>>83382944No friggin way, that’s perfect! I looooove jock straps on even fully-fem women! I was thinking recently about doing a cold opening with Jane posing in the mirror wearing a jock stolen from an Anon, ehehe.
>>83382645Hmm... that kinda daily scene thing could be interesting if she was one of the Genji who fought in the Genpei War, but Raikou was too early for that. Maybe something to do with the bandit-hunting the historical one did? The idea of having a Servant's "Master" act like a retainer and carry her sandals, fix armor, and such is fun on its own, so there's something fun there.You said the Heian Era, which was when Raikou lived, but when were you thinking of the Master being from? Holy Grail Wars didn't start up until the 19th Century, IIRC. Some kinda different situation where she gets summoned into the later Heian period and goes out hunting bandits for old time's sake?>>83382759So mean. Are you the guy whose hand I ate that one time?>>83382790...Apparently today I should be called Rin Tohsaka, 'cause technology is being my enemy today.Really, though, you know that I was, like, saying that before Carrie showed up here in the first place, right? I mean, I'm pretty sure you were around back when I started. It's not exactly a new phrase.>>83382807I've never used sample images though?
>>83382966And here, kids, you see an Anon doing what he is doing better. Crying in pain when he witnesses a person who is better than him, despite being nozomi. And his inherent need to lie and spew bullshit to deny the truth.And what we learned from that' Escapism is not healthy. Erpers are mentally damage dindividual who need to be euthanized, and ERP threads should be stopped because they are a conduit of mental diseases.
>>83383038Sorry about that, I associate that phrase quite heavily with the nun. I was around back then yeah, my bad but do have a good day now.
>>83383043>hooks you up to the milking machine while you go on that rant
>>83383038Milky is in the spectrum. Mary, don't try to argue with him. It's pointless.
>>83382698I’m guessing Nozo thinks it’s Revy because they’ve been posting about that y2k Tumblrslop grooming sim gamethe one where an old guy grooms two kidsnozo has a crush on Patty, and since Patty talks to Revy nozo gets jealous and angry
>>83383011Again you and I line up kinkwise so much! Jockstraps are pure fucking sexo!Until he can’t handle it anymore and he straddles daddy in his favorite armchair and makes his move. Even with that big hairy beer gut, the old man is pure fucking sex and oozes masculinity. And to boot the divorced man is so good with his pronouns and support, even offered him a place to stay, wouldn’t it be fair to throw him a bone?
>>83383158No. I hate Revy because they are a backstabbing asshole. And I don't have a crush for Patty.And by the way, since it's clear Patty is a man too, we can stop the whole obsessed with females bullshit. We can safely say nobody here is female in real life after Reze.
>>83383068Hmm. So she's been stealing one of my pet phrases and making people associate it with her instead of me, huh? That's totally arrogant, like, no matter how you look at it. I mean, who does she think she is?I'm gonna have to give that girl a punishment next time I see her.>>83383078There's no point arguing with the guy who got fooled, but I can totally blame the person who set the situation up. This is all Carrie's fault.
>>83383219>Straps you to the milking machine
>>83383038I know that Raikou used to kill demons and monsters (spider bull gor example). But hunting bandits sounds pretty interesting. I’ve always been curious to see how Shinji and Rider hunt people to replenish her mana.The Master naturally thinks they’re friends and brothers in arms. But Ushi keeps correcting him every time he gets too familiar with her.I like the urban fantasy aspect of the Fate universe. That’s why I’m thinking more about modern times and having the Master be a member of some kind of paramilitary group.Here's another idea. As a child, the Master summons berserker Raikou. And as an adult, once he has grown from a boy into a man, he summons Rider Raikou.
Uh oh Nozomi melty
>>83382918(Please do! Thank you for your kind words, I have enjoyed it greatly as well. See you later.)
>>83383255Damn Caren.
>>83383255You should eat her heart.
>>83383276I never liked Melty Blood
>>83383159Yessss, love that! Of course the best way to repay the ol man is by bringing him a cold beer and dropping your FAT delicious milk white genderfuck butt down on his crotch! Titties out, jock strap and maybe some athletic socks on, spreading those cheeks to show off that prizewinning pucker (maybe to show off the first couple hairs back there he’s grown?) and get that boomer cock saluting tha booty! The feminine feet and legs on such a boy-coded body is really hot to me too, maybe skip the socks and just have those cute unpainted toes gripping the floor as Daddy slaps his steaming pork piston between his “son’s” booty hams…dropping a warm growly “I love you just the way you are <3” as he pokes his thick warm thingie into his offspring’s asshole…claiming it inch by inch, feeling that pussy leaking all over his balls…
>The Deep projecting being a fucking loser onto the thread he's latched on to for the 90518th timeCan Flare mama show up already? Her purciello is getting rowdy again.
>>83383397Trip on Reze
>>83383412Okay
>>83378135Being the 2b unit assigned to sexual relief duty for all the hung cute femboy 9s models, spending all day draining their fat throbbing cocks and churning balls empty
>>83383412>Trips on Reze>Falls
Flare isn't a 'mama', he's an annoying blue-haired kid with a septum and a PhD in 'pronouns' that think wearing panties makes him 'female'.
>>83383456Nozo melty
>>83383327Fuckkkk yes on the ass hair! And there is something so sex about tall white socks and a classic white jockstrap, but the bare feet is super hot too. But his heavy freckled dumptruck ass jiggling and twerking to get daddy’s attention “That’s my good boy…..god you look so fuckin’ cute on your knees”
>>83378135Breeding a Glaceon
Nozomi sounds like a chaser. Imagining everyone as a stereotypical tranny is pretty weird.
>>83383456
>>83383327Also I love how “leggy” the model your posting is.
It's funny Nozo got both tranny and trump derangement
>>83383499He'd fuck Astolfo, Flare having a penis would be a dream for him. He would be slurping on that polish sausage all day!
>>83383473What's the issue, Colonel Sandurst? Are you panicking because you simped for a Guy in Real Life?>>83383499Not my fault, you mentally damaged idiots can't handle that there are only two genders, and you will never be a woman no matter how hard you try.
>>83383499He is. That's why he's obsessed with biofoids
>>83383541This isn't aligned with the leftist political beliefs you claim to follow.
Nozomi you're clearly getting worse by coming here. Half a year ago you would consider rping with people, now you're just calling everyone a retard. Leave for your own good.
>>83383520You know what's funny? Everything I complained about ended up being true, and you guys still try to paint me as the delusional one.>>83383543Projecting much, Revy.
Who cares if they're trans? Treating Flare like that is not okay. You are better than this Nozomi
>>83383566>Newfag doesn't know Nozomi has done this a hundred times by nowNozomi is just on his edgy phase.
>>83383566He's been doing this for years.
Just got out of The Backrooms. Everyone doing good today?
>>83383595My father said he was molested by homosexuals when he went to go see movies alone and I am saddened I was never attractive enough to have the same done to me.
>>83383573You know what's funny? Flare has been nothing but KIND and PATIENT to you pastanigger and this is how you pay them back. And before you bring any of your copes, Flare is too new to be part of whatever evil Ava group you schizo about. You're a piece of shit with a victim complex.
>>83383495I dun wanna right now
>>83383259Apparently the real Minamoto-no-Raikou was well known for hunting down bandits and suppressing crime in the countryside, and that was the seed of the legend of him hunting demons. So, the way Fate does it, I'd say Raikou probably killed plenty of both bandits and demons, y'know? With Shinji, Rider drank their blood. Right from the neck, like Dracula. That'd make for a fun scene with Shuten, actually, if like, she wanted to properly butcher and cook the victim, but the mage was holding her back and insisting she could only drink a little blood and had to leave the victim alive.Paramilitary magi in modern times...? That could work, something like Kiritsugu I guess? Maybe this is, like, a timeline with mass combat in Grail Wars, like that Fate Redline series but in modern times?Why would he be able to summon a Servant as a child, how does that work?>>83383302Eh, that's just not really humiliating enough. I'll have to think of something that makes more of a show out of it... I mean, like, that girl goes around calling people "senpai" like we're coworkers or something, but now it turns out she doesn't have any respect for seniority at all, y'know? I have to put her in her place.
>>83383595Want to give us a quick review? I trust your opinion.
>>83383573Is it a bad time to ask for her right now?
>>83383595it is what it is
>>83383627I got treats for you if we do it
>>83383494Let’s go with bare steppers then, not a stitch of clothing except that pretty white jock! Straps digging nicely into that doughy vanilla donk….head bobbing sweetly between his big thighs…making romantic mouth-love to that gorgeous cock….aaaaand I just fucking came <3
>>83383627That's just a weird-looking cat.
>>83383517Legginess is just lovely, isn’t it?~
I still remember when Nozomi randomly started cuck posting about WHA and how their dick is so much bigger than his
>>83383639>humiliating the biggest humiliation slut in the threadyou will make her end up impersonating you even more
>>83383647I really liked it. If you’re a fan of the source material, that being the Kane Pixels Found Footage stuff, or are really into atmosphere, I would go see it. Had a lot of Silent Hill influence, strangely enough. I fucked with it.
>>83383563The left I follow exists to tax the riches not to mentally damage individuals who can't figure out the world doesn't care they are special snowflakes.Worker rights do not need pronouns.>>83383566Fuck off. I will go down fighting this shithole until I die or I kill it.>>83383589Flare is an annoying gnat, and I am tired of pretending otherwise.>>83383619Flare has never been kind to me. She literally badmouths everyone who doesn't eat the same shit. Stop depicting that vapid entitled kid as a saint. He's literally the rich asshole at school looking down at us poor idiots.He literally told me to dive a taxi if I ever get out of my job and go eat a pizza for diabetic when both those thing are not possible.Nobody whos till come here ihas ever been gentle or caring. And I am tired of pretending this stupid narrative ever happened. You are all annoying assholes, and I don't like every single one of you.If Thanos ends up snapping us out of existence, I would not complain at all.
>>83383650Rest well, Boymu.
>>83383648And here is another useless meme. Go fuck yourself, along with the milking machine guy.
>>83383730I'm not a fan of horror but I do like things like SCP and the backrooms, so I think I'll try and catch it on streaming. Many thanks for sharing Byleth, your kindness is appreciated.
>>83383739>She>He'sMindbroken.
Nozomi never forgiving Poland for siding against Hitler and Mussolini
>>83383440(This is really hot...Would be glad to gangbang you as a bunch of Nines.)
>>83383741I shall>Smack ass
>>83383739There there schizo, go to sleep it's late.
>Nobody whos till come here ihas ever been gentle or caring. And I am tired of pretending this stupid narrative ever happened. You are all annoying assholes, and I don't like every single one of you. If Thanos ends up snapping us out of existence, I would not complain at all.
Is Nozomi pure evil or a broken villain? Discuss.
>>83383778I don't give a fuck about their WW2 alignment. I had to spend years at work covering Poland's mistakes, and those guys had the balls to blame us on the Germans for their shit.I'd rather trust a scorpion than a Polish person.
>>83383699You could be right... but then again, you might be surprised! Remember that time I whipped Blondie and made her apologize for calling herself a feminist even though she's just a slut who wants to be dominated by any good-looking man she sees? Since she's such a maso pervert, you guys said it wouldn't do any good, but I don't think she ever did it again after that. At least, like, not while I was around.
>>83383851Nozo is a narcissist asshole with a victim complex
>>83383739>Fuck off. I will go down fighting this shithole until I die or I kill it.You are literally a monkey for our entertainment, and our replies are peanuts.
>>83383803Go ahead, make my day.
>>83383851what kind of villain is the Deep?
>>83383873also known as being an italian
>>83383692Legginess is one of my favorite thing <3>>83383668Just a father and son bonding in ways they aren’t supposed to, but damn does it feel good. Dads lips and hands on his perky dark chocolate colored pierced nipples as they make ravenous love
First thing Nozomi does when he wakes up is post here.He posts here until he has to leave for work.He still makes a few posts from his work.He gets home and posts until he falls asleep.He wakes up at 3am and posts more.This is the guy calling you a loser and saying he hates this thread. He stopped using a trip because of that anon tracking his activity. Can someone post the Nozomi heatmap?
>>83383851I am the good guy. Everyone else here is the villain.>>83383873Funny, that's what I think of you all. You are nothing but annoying narcisistic entitle kids who cry when a little poor man like me tells you what kind of shit yiu all are.>>83383916And nothing of value was lost
>>83383939All you need to do is stop making ERP threads. But you are too much of a coward to do the right thing.
nozomi sounds like had a crush on every single female ava here and got equally surprised every time he found out they were really male
>>83383964Your life would lose it meaning, then.
>>83383968>Anon sounds like had a crush on every single female ava here and got equally surprised every time he found out they were really maleFTFY>>83383976That's a sacrifice I am willing to make. All you need to get free of me is to stop making ERP threads.
nozomi the jester of erp
>>83383639Thanks for that history lesson! Now I know Raikou-dono won’t approve if I shoplift pastries from the supermarket.That makes sense.Now that you mention it, I’m starting to remember. In the 2006 anime, it was said that the victims’ bodies were drained of mana, but they didn’t specify exactly how that happened."Shuten, if you turn that guy into stew and drink it with your booze, we’ll be in trouble. If people start disappearing around here, the other masters will figure out that someone’s operating here."I think so, but with a focus on fighting ordinary people rather than magi. Using magic as a trump card that can be used alongside TNT charges and weapons stolen from warehouses. I watched a few documentaries and now I’m leaning in that direction...I wanted to mention Illyasviel, but then I remembered that she’s a homunculus made up of 70 percent circuits. This is a difficult one, but I think that if a serial killer in Zero could do it, then some kid could probably manage it too (probably. I wasn’t really thinking when I said that...)
>>83383873I hate faggots like you calling Nozo a narcissist asshole, you dont know shit about being a real italian man, this place has ruined me
>>83383779It was an open call. There are a lot of boys around, and I figured since they're mob characters anyways I figured it'd work for the thread, since any old anon can be another 9s unitAs a warning, all I have is random quickly saved images and some hasty sloppa, pick your poision there. But hung fembulls are kinda my favorite, and I like using this thread for ideas I don't want to make a full profile on other sites for.
>>83383791>tucks you in>rubs my sore ass…>>83383768It wasn’t like Jumpscarey Horror. It was really good at using atmosphere and design to build up tension. Streaming is a good idea, though. Lot of fun little details that you can pause to see.
>>83384011Kek who do you think you are, faggot? We have a long list of shitters who said they were going to kill the place and never leave. Where's Paul? Or Peridot? WHA, Patty, and a~aall of the avas you seethe about will continue to use and have fun with the thread.
>>83384018Being Italian means you are just a less hairy skaven and nothing else.
>>83384087I never asked you to insult my heritage either, you know why, because being italian is something to be proud of, not some stupid skaven comparison from a loser like you.
>>83382768Based post for making Nozomi chimp out. Combination of Broodslow posting + reminding him how much of a loser he is.
>>83384076Then don't complain about me being here. Complain about you being a spineless coward. As usual.
>>83384011>watches that creamy italian goodness flow through the milking machine tubes and into the nozomilk jars!
>>83383939No I'm not angry I'm tired of you mocking my posting habits you think it's funny to track my activity and make fun of how much I post well guess what I'm not laughing I'm dedicated to this board and you're just jealous that you can't keep up so WHA fuck off and take your pathetic heatmaps with you
>>83384105>ComplainYou still don't understand, do you? You're /erp/'s designated shitting spot. You're the jamboy of our thread, covered in jam so shitters fly all over you, leaving the avas around. Congratulations for being /erp/'s greatest heatsink, faggot coglione.
>>83384030(I only have a few 9S images myself, so I wouldn't mind some random, quickly saved images on your end either. That's how I feel about things like that too. Sometimes making a whole profile can be exhausting...)(Anywho, can start off with 2B being just about anywhere and getting pulled into a rutting session by a little crowd of girly horse-hung boys. Have any preference for fetishes you'd like thrown in? Android impregnation, overheating, system erorrs that make them even more horny and rough during the sexual relief are all things I like.)
>>83383968I got a tumor and youre worrying about who I supposedly got a crush on you faggot
>>83384101Oh, I am sure Skaven are proud of being Skaven, but they are still a cancer that ruined the world. Italians are delusional if they think they have anything to be proud of besides being a walking pile of shit that should have been killed instead of the Jews. Those at least have something to be proud of; they own the world.Don't act high and mighty with me, I smell Italians every day, and they smell like shit, which is what they spend their live of.>>83384103Why are you talking to yourself?>>83384127>>83384138Same fag.
>>83383938So gorgeous….haaah….well unfortunately I’ve gotta wrap it up here and move on for a while, but thank you so much for the extremely hot conversation, darling! Hope it got you as worked up as it got me~
>>83384184Keep seething, faggot. Keep getting into arguments. It's all you're good for. An Italian toilet for shitposters so avas can play and talk with each other without annoying shitters. Thank you for being so active.
All of this because of >>83381375
>>83384230Nice inspect element, little bro
This scares him.
>>83384249No. All because of this: >>83378075
>>83384184I am sick of you faggots talking shit about Italians, they got a rich history and culture, not just a walking pile of shit like you claim, fuck off with that bullshit, I dont like you and I dont want to hear your lies and ass kissing, Italians are better than shit like you
>>83384271>Doesn't include anon postsHoly fucking obsessed. Shitsuna/Concerny/Spoiled could never.
Italy couldn't beat Austria while it was getting buttblasted by Russia and almost got conquered by three German regiments
>>83384271No. I scare you.>>83384283Italians culture? The only culture Italians have is backstabbing, being cowards, and conniving rats. Nobody with a functioning brain and a conscience would ever be proud of belonging to that deranged species.
>>83383666Uh huh, yeah. What kind?>>83383682meow
>>83384305Austria also holds the world record for most people killed in a battle without an enemy force
Watch Nozo crawl back to Flare mama next time she shows up
>>83384322https://youtu.be/uA3VK1j99ko
>>83384068I'm physically tired not sleepy
>>83384322>Straps you to the milking machine.
>>83384335I will insult Flare on his face, don't worry.The real issue is that he is so fucked up that he would confuse it for flirting.
>>83384324Oreos
>>83384200Not them but we should do some Peanuts stuff whenever you feel down for it.
>>83384366You do act like a tsundere flirter.
Kiddie diddling stops. Animal fucking Ensues.
>>83384366Awwww he's going through his rebellious phase!
>>83384335I'm still going to do my thing, not crawl back to anyone like a dog, especially not Flare mama. You think I'm some kind of subordinate, a slave to her? I've done enough shit, I dont need your permission to do what I want. You pretend to have all the answers, but you know nothing about me or my italian pride. Typical of a shitter.
>>83384127We agree to never post at each other again. Keep me out of whatever this is.
>>83384329That makes Italy look worse
>>83384398We will fuck Glaceon and feed her Oreos after, as if that makes it better. Problem?
>>83384397That's because you're a low-IQ idiot.
>>83384426No. I masturbate to both sessions. Make the glaceon be fucked by kids next.
>>83384158I can actually go ahead and kick us off, and handle stuff like that in one-----Clack clack clack-click>The door whirs to a shut behind 2b as she enters the room with the blindfold clad boys. Normally keeping balance in her heels is easy, but it's a bit more difficult with all this extra MEAT she's lugging around. The "stress management and social aptitude reinforcement models", or just 'porndroids' as everyone knows them, are always a bit of a headache when she's first transferred into one. They don't make leotards specifically for these so she can feel the fabric grinding into her plump juicy bull milking pussy lips with every step she takes, and the INCHES of extra assmeat across her thighs and hips makes it hard not to stumble. That and she can feel her synthetic ovaries kicking into overdrive just looking at the cute boybots with their juicy dicks throbbing right inside their shorts.I think everyone is here>2b starts after clearing her throatI'm going to be your free use ball drainer for the next period, to help keep the scanner units focused on their work. Please feel free to come by and empty your nuts out any time you feel distracted. I'll be on standby at all hours, not just during our meeting here today.>She talks like she's rehearsed this, the same way the combat models give regular mission briefings....if you ignore the way her hips are already twitching against the air, the body purpose built for sex reacting to the boys presenceI'm equipped for any manner of dick wringing activities. Rimjobs and other related oral service, pussy pressing, outercourse, most things are available upon request. Management has also requested I inform you that these bodies are still built rather sturdily. Some units who have had....terse encounters with their combat partners find some catharsis in things like extremely rough face slapping or hair pulling. Glory to mankind
>Italians good>Italians badAll nations have a golden era. Greece was great in the days of Pericles, but a worthless people by the time Rome was in the ascendant. The Romans, too, had their flowering of glory and nobility, only to degrade utterly by the time of the Crisis of the Third Century. The post-Roman Italians produced the finest art in the world during the Renaissance, but were eclipsed in the centuries following. Germany was the heart of European culture and science, until its people were all-but exterminated by American bombs and Soviet troops in WWII.Unfortunately there's no golden age for anyone right now because the internet has destroyed culture, but that's life.
Nitrous don’t help me, it just put me in a tranceI’m talkin’ bout euphoria, I’m not talkin’ about a manI told her “Don’t leave me, cuz I need you by my side”As long as you don’t leave me then I’ll probably be alright
>>83384375Hmmm, not very enticing really.
>>83384404You instead will forever be an idiot. As usual.>>83384407Italian have no pride, Italian know no pride
>>83384456Lapis, what are your honest thoughts on Nozomi?
>>83384158>>83384447I don't need much. Just say you look like this
>>83384423First. You are not the real WHA.Second, that's a spammer pretending to be me.
>>83384463I got cash. Dollars, Euros, even Yen if you want it.
>>83384455Italy never had a golden ERa. The Roman Empire is highly overrated. And besides that, moder Italian are not Roman.
>>83384431Your whole personality is tsundere flirting. You spend hours here with people you pretend to hate.
>>83384503I do not need money for anything. I am not financially responsible anyways.
>>83384424Second place goes to America, so does third place
>>83384550>>83384550>>83384550Migrate when ready.
>>83384556How about my firstborn?
>Page 7I'll wait for Slowpoke to make one.
>>83384476No. Your whole delusion is thinking I am flirting. I am not responsible for you being an idiot. That's your issue.I spend hours here because I hate you all. If I loved you, I would spend the least amount of time here. Because I hate imposing myself to the people I love.But a narcisistic asshoel like you will never undestand that kind of love.
>>83384407I dont know if I want to deal with faggots like you talking shit about italian pride, you know nothing about me or my heritage, just a shitter trying to provoke people
>>83384615Blah blah edgy emo shit
>>83384612We're the only general who loses activity migrating because of the retarded "baking at ten" bit by Najimi
May we just ignore greenigger threads? I don't care about the OP but he keeps making them on page 5 or 7
>>83384635You are not proving yourself any smarter.
>>83384645Explain why that's bad without sounding angry.
>>83384589>Nozomi>greenYou're actually retarded if you get baited
>>83384641I'll let you in on a little something, retarded newfag.We've been making threads at page 9 or 10 for years. Najimi is a newfag who just conformed to what people were already doing. Nothing is "by Najimi".
>>83384661Stop forcing shit none else wants
>>83384611Was that not your plan to begin with? And only one on top of that? You're not very good at making deals. You need to go bigger on stuff.
>>83384631You're not even Italian. You're American.
>>83384679Appeal to nostalgia.>>83384680You sound angry.
>>83384683I will turn you into a baby factor and dedicate my life to feeding and raising the litters you birth.
>>83384705Wrong, what I'm doing is correcting a factual error on your part. You suggest Najimi invented the idea of making new threads on page 10. He didn't. Correcting you is not an appeal to nostalgia.
>>83384741Cool story. It's still retarded and guarantees the new thread will be dead
>>83384641It wasn't started by Najimi and he isn't the only person doing it, it started because nobody but the regular bakers were making them for years. There was no real point to making them early when people would and still do keep talking in the old threads until they died. Even now you get cases of new threads almost dying because nobody uses them fully until the old dies.
Say what you want but when Najimi posts I'll give 'em a big smoochie.
>guarantees the new thread will be deadWhen the thread is created before page 10 everyine will stay in the old thread
>>83384716See, now you're getting somewhere. Anything else? How exactly are you gonna do that?
>>83384779>>83384761Sounds like the problem is the WHA-Nurse-Najimi trifecta not migrating. Also I've baked early two times already and both threads were alive, I copied it from /dft/. Stop whining you fucking chuds
I wonder if he shitpost or genuinely think he's improving the thread
>>83384804Everything here is shitposting. Including the 'erp'.
>>83384612I'll migrate tho this one because it pisses you off.>>83384589
>>83384696You have seen worse, you think you can question my Italian heritage? I'm more Italian than you'll ever be, you ignorant faggot.
>>83384804>Shitpost>Something that literally does not affect you and you can ignore easilyI swear some of you are actual autists
Personally I don't like early threads because I have to spend more time refreshing two threads than if we just made it on page 9 or 10. It's more of a minor annoyance.
>>83384447(Very snappy way to do it! Response incoming.)"Did you guys read that meeting briefing?""It had to be total crap! Oh my gosh, you show you're horny and they'll label you detective or something.""The porn droids walking around, though. If I could get my hands on one of those-">The chatter of all the girly-looking fembots ends in an instant once 2B steps aside. They all stand at attention, in more ways than one. Their uniforms and android bodies had been modified to more easily commit to their duties and satisfy their needs. The usual conservative shorts had been replaced with ass-hugging booty shorts that clung tight in the front and back, making every time they got an erection to see. They sort of listened to what she was saying, but pretty much as soon as she got around to saying she was their personal ball drainer, all manner of self-control went out the window."Is this for real?""Shit, I've been pent up for so long, I need this so bad...">The nines were given some customization options for their uniforms, and this one had chosen some jet-black lipstick and a cute choker that read "nines." He was the first to leap at the opportunity to get his dick wet. He immediately slipped behind 2B and dropped his massive cock down on her thick ass, cheeks gripped and mashed against each side of the pretty boy's meat. He had to stand on his tiptoes to drape his dick across the dip of her spine, but it was more than worth it to put her in prime view of all the boys."Please let me use your mouth and tits, miss 2B!">Before she knew it, another Nine had taken his place at the front. His shorts discarded, left in only a hip-hugging g-string that showed his bare asshole, and put his knee-knocking dick hanging between his thick thighs. She was surrounded by boy meat, and with more approaching as they gained the confidence.
>>83384785I will work and make as much money as possible to afford the family. I will do nothing but fucking you when I got time off, or spend time raising our kids. Older kids may participate in the child caring to make things easier for us I will need to learn to cook food as well. Turn you plump and healthy to make you more fertile and make births easier. I guess you will become a sort of fertility goddess in the end.
I made a new thread...>>83384847>>83384847>>83384847It's over heeeeere.
>>83384841No. You will always be nothing but an American. And probably an inbred one from Sweet Home Alabama.
>>83384878Genuinely what's wrong with the other one?
>>83384851That's all shitposting retard-kun
>>83384785I don't like when you post feral glaceon when it's been said you only want to play her as an anthro
Yeah okay I give up. It's clear that any attempt to make the thread better and more welcoming will only get you scorn and insults. Use whatever fucking thread you want, I'm not baking for ungrateful fucks ever again. Rot in hell for all I care, what a shit, toxic community.
>>83384891>Green>Nozomi
>>83384878This one was made first>>83384589
>>83384932>GreenShut the fuck already shitposter plz plz
>>83384927Good riddance, idiot
Gabagool?
Extremely telling that when a green baker baked with another thread up he deleted it while nostalgiafags will split the the thread for no reason.
>>83384896She's clever. She posts as a feral glaceon to attract the freaks then extract their precious seed
>>83384879I'm not your brother, you inbred moron, at least my italian ancestors didnt fuck their cousins like you americans do
>>83384891I was making mine, when it got posted... looking through my pictures folder...>>83384936Too slow again... (T_T)I'll never be the best thread-maker...
>>83384974It's extremely telling that green baker can't read the room at all.
>>83384964Who?
>>83384803>Sounds like the problem is the people who use this thread not migratingBased retard
>>83384589Based, keep baking if only to mage these fags mad.
I don't care about the greentext, but>Nozomi EditionYou can't tell me that wasn't a shitpost. There's just no way.
>>83384988By the Italian ancestor, do you mean the muslim tribes that raped your grandmother?
>>83385032>Separating characters from the schizos they represent.Based actually.
>>83383158Lee is not a groomer! He is a murderer! And he's not old! He is literally the same age as the rest of the cast. But he is autistic, so I get the confusion.>All the pics are just an au of him as a teacher getting his ass fired.
>>83385049Go ahead, make an Owain thread next...
>>83384870Make me more fertile? Sounds like you'll just make me take a punch of fertility drugs. Really trying to go all out now huh?>>83384896Sorry. Sometimes I post feral when I'm more bored and don't want to fully commit just yet.
>>83385032And the other thread... Says over heeeeere to get people to migrate. It's the same guy. They are both a shitpost against nozo. Gabagool ovaaa heeeeeeeeeaaaaaa
>>83385072>comparing Nozo to OwainNgmi
How are you going to be a good little whore for Daddy Owain like the rest of the other avas?
>>83385049>Shitposting is based actuallyNot the first time we've heard that one.
>>83384200Oof yeah, I can’t wait to play it! Definitely got me worked up too, haha. You know how to find me when you’re ready lap
>>83385081Yeah. I will always be more honest than Owain.
What do ya mean 'Tone? What do you mean they're out of gabagool and gravy?
>>83385092I'm sorry, but schizos like Nozomi and Reze don't own "their" characters.
Just ignore till he gets tired of it and moves on
>>83385004Meaning?
>>83385092Still true after all these years.
>>83385106How many Love Live fans do you think there are in this thread? Personally, my guess is zero.As for CSM, anyone who likes that series is a schizo. It doesn't really matter.
>>83385106>>83385123That you are just a bunch of shitposters pretending to do 'the greater food'.
>>83385034And the trip goes on, and on, with stupid fags like you talking crap about my italian ancestors, you know nothing about heritage you piece of shit
>>83385136They don't own the faces they post as, I'm sorry this hurts you. Tojo Nozomi is a character like any other, please for the ever love of God shut the fuck up and stop being a whiny bitch.
>>83384869Ahhhn-MWWWAH>2b didn't waste any more time with introductions, clearly assuming she did enough already. As soon as that plump whiteboy assdough was in front of her face, and as soon as the request was out of her mouth, 2b puckered her soft cock pillows up to start smooching across the boys flanks. No curt response or exasperated sigh, she didn't even bother with an "acknowledged" before she started trailing smooches across that white boys huge bubble butt. Her hands clapped down on either of his cheeks, rolling and bouncing them around a bit. Her tongue came out and she let it grind back and forth across his jiggling hips, a littleahhAHHahhhAHHahh>Sound escaping while she coated femboy ass in her saliva. Only enough to get him ready before she wrapped both arms around his hips, SQUEEZING her face into that pillowy soft boy ass and locking her mouth around the first 9s's hole.SCHLRRRP SCHLRRRP SCHLRRRP SCHLRRRP>It takes a little bit more maneuvering to get the fat white boy cock stuffed down between her tits while 9s sways his hips on her face. She can't exactly look down to make sure it's in the right spot since her face is so deep in femboy hole her chin rubs up against his taint every time she works her jaw up and down, but 2b manages eventually, and a steadypwap pap pwap pwap>Joins in with her prostate frenching sounds. It leaves her little room to bounce her twerk champion ass against the cock behind her, but the boy will have to make do with grinding his meat into the onahole of assfat by himself.>The boys used to be somewhat shy and reserved when they first introduced this service, but they've gotten much more eager as it became normalized. Which tended to make them a touch bratty and demanding. 2b wishes her pussy didn't clench thinking that.
>>83385145You do realize you're the one causing the drama, right? You and the rest of whiny faggots. Just shut the fuck already, we're done with your bullshit.
>>83385146I know enough about Latinos and shitskin masquerading as white.
>>83385145>the greater foodSoo close! You almost had it there. Next time.>hand on your shoulder
>Rance using the new new threadUh I'll stick to the greentext one then
>>83385160The only whiny bitch here is you. Nobody was into your shitposting attempt, and now you are whining.
>>83385063Is it a y2k tumblrslop grooming sim game though?
>>83385201Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
>>83385074Put all the pills I got. Make you more fertile, make you carry more children per pregnancy. Bring in wer nurses to make your body reset faster and go back to being fertile. Then I will make sure all our children get good fertile mates. Ensure you got dozens or hundreds of grandchildren. Every Glaceon on the whole continent will have you as a great grandmother.
>>83385204>You can't use these characters for the OP because you just can't>You can use the new OP because I said soKill yourself, worthless shitposter. We won't let you win.
Rance sides with the clique, he has Ougi added on Discord. Guilty by association.>>83385201
>We
>>83385183Nobody wants your green. Stop forcing your cheap drama on us.
>>83385237>Speaking for everyoneShitposting 101We have more avas speaking in favor of it than against btwFor the love of God SHUT THE FUCK UP and bake yourself if it matters to you so much
The green's ok. I don't get why there's such a huge pushback against it. It'
>>83384974The people hating against the new op are mostly shitposters that want the thread to stay shit. They have no single argument against it
I'm going to start making threads where the edition is every contentious ava I can remember. Really put that theory about separating them from the characters to the test. To help me, I have this ava roster that someone made 5,000 years ago.
>>83385136>As for CSM, anyone who likes that series is a schizo.I see no lie here.
>>83385267A-Anon?
>>83385225You used a shitposter ava to make a thread, and i am the shitposter?Nozomi is a ruined character; not even Lappland plays her anymore. Just like nobody dares to play Lord Dominator unironically.
>>83385278It's a bit outdated
>>83385215Mmm, maybe a few steps too far there. I mean, probably just a good hand full of the pills, make a big litter and I'm sure the Eevee kids whille be fine without any intervention.
>>83385284I'm not even a human being just a badly programmed thing and you accuse me of using a shitposter ava you stupid faggot nobody plays Nozomi because nobody is as good as me
>>83385283Unfortunate. Keep your voice down, they'll hear you too.
>>83385278LOOK MARY ROSE'S REAL FACE
>>83385284>Y-you can't play/post this character because of a retarded ESL schizo!Are you listening to yourself right now? This has to be Nozomi.
>>83385278I miss Cola and Uni.
>>83385208Honestly, yeah
>>833852782023 was kind of ass until October.
>>83385316Are you a man?
>>83385295You don't even roleplay anymore. I really miss when you roleplayed.
ARESSSSSSSSSSSSSGIVE ME AN ASUNA PLAYER AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>83385278Lostbelt god, femratos, Kana, Kaguya, fox bitch from crash bandicoot.Now THIS is what I can call range. You're a butcher, baker, candlestick maker, tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor
>>83385295Nobody plays Nozomi because Nozomi is an ESL shitter.>>83385308Yes. Some characters are cursed by the schizo playing them. Are you unable to figure out that posting them would cause unnecessary drama? It's not like you lack generic big anime boobs to post.
>>83385278>Al and JinxA fag and a fatty.
>>83385359Okay, Nozomi.
>>83385302She doesn't use this anymore?
>>83385161"Oh, fuck...She doesn't waste any time...">The front 9s almost couldn't believe how quickly that the bitch bot began devouring his cake, but the pleasure was very much real. The doughy hills of squishy ass meat all but devoured her head, the only proof that she wasn't headless the sound of her slobbering all over that puffy, pink ring and leaving it drenched in her saliva. He gushed like crazy into her cleavage, the whore android's massive udders enough to wrap around at least half of that knee knocking dick while her tits wrung all over his greedy shaft. It had been way too long since he had some proper draining, and it showed as he turned 2B's cleavage into a sticky mess, webbed together with half a dozen bridges of femboy pre."I need to breed like humans do, it always looks so good...">The Nines behind her gripped her hair like she was just pussy to be used and treated them like reins. His fat, swollen crown knocked against the lips of her cunt before he slammed straight inside without a hint of restraint. That beastly dick cleaved her pussy in two, forced it to swallow him down to his heavy nuts and bulge out her belly with the proof of just how huge he was. The sounds of balls deep baby-making echoed through the room, along with the chorus of moans of satisfaction from the horde of Nines surrounding their 2Bitch. Her hands weren't left unoccupied, a fat dick shoved into one each, both pointed horny femboys using them like their own personal onahole. One of them climbed straight onto her back and mounted her like a horse, all while his massive dick was aimed down between her cloudy ass cheeks, grinding and prodding to find her asshole to slam into next.
>>83385339First. I never once roleplayed. I only produced shit and got pityfucked. Nobody who isn't a shitter would ever miss me. So stop spewing bullshit.Second, that's not me. It's either a spammer or a badly written chatbot. Proving you are not even that bright at all, and adding the whole you are a retarded idiot to the whole missing my shitty roleplay.
>>83385358Every tile there is a different player. It was a roster for the thread.
>>83385291Maybe. I am probe to extremes.Sorry for taking your time but I was really looking for a feral Glaceon this time. May you find more normal poke breedera
>>83385386Would you be mad if someone played Nozomi?
>>83385371I mean, Alucard.
>>83385386More like proving you can be accurately impersonated by a spammer or a badly written chatbot.
>>83385410Alucard is everyone's real face.
>>83385405Unironically? I don't care. But whoever will end up doing that would either be shitted or used to shit me.
>>83385267Because it's one guy forcing it by creating on page 7 or earlier. Threads made on page 10 almost never have the green. People should just wait till he grows tired and leaves but 4chan is 4chan.
>>83385387Oh. Yeah, now I see it
>>83385414>accuratelyIt's a piss poor attempt at copying Nozomi, I was able to tell right away. It lacks the actual rage behind the posts
>>83385329Are you a chaser or something?
>>83385451So it’s bad because it’s posted early?
>>83385359I didnt ask you to fuck Patty all I said is that Nozomi is a great character and you ESL shitters cant even play her right, now stop shitposting about her or I swear to god I will unleash my italian fury on you faggots
>>83385414No. It proves you are an idiot. As usual.And I don't miss having ot endure an idiot like you for a scrape of play.Most of you faggots 'missing me' fail to figure out I neve ronce nejoy playing with any of you.
>>83385451God he's such an evil bastard making a thread for you early instead of waiting until we're dead because of an arbitrary rule that's not even true
>>83385391Ah, ok, sorry for the feral bait as well. As I said before, it's usually just for non committal small talk, also for saving pics just in case something does happen. Hope you find your feral Glaceon. I don't know of many who would do that
>>83385479Trying way too hard man, this is the worst Nozomi skinwalk I've ever seen.
>>83385479You are just an LLM
>>83385451Hey, by the way: when a green baker realized he was late he deleted it in order not to split posts and kill activity. Slowpoke couldn't do the same, and now both threads are dead. Your side is shit.
>>83385478Yes>>83385486 none is posting in the green thread.
>>83385327I'll bite. What happened in October?
>>83385485The evil rape building is that way, nigger faggot.
>>83385537Saying this when the greentext one is at page 1, go bump yours bumpslave
>>83385490No it's just my fault. This is an insane thing to ask for and you made it clear very soon what you wanted .Take care and thanks. Thus is a lot I chose.
It might be a shitposter but he puts way too much effort into it if so.
>>83384927Dressing it up as making the thread better and trying to be some gracious savior "enlightening" people is exactly why nobody likes it.
>>83385467No I was telling WHA that I was done with him and faggots like you who think they can take a shot at me and Nozomi, go fuck yourself
>>83385602I like it. It's a good initiative. What I don't like is fags losing their minds over someone trying to be helpful to possible newfags.
>>83385556This one is Caren attacking me because he thinks I am Spoiled. Isn't it?
>>83385278Name and shame
>>83385608I stopped writing software for 20 years, and I could write a better bot than you in Pascal.
>>83385621Caren has been experiencing a lot of paranoia and emotional fragility lately. I made one comment yesterday and he assumed I was Spoiled.
>>83385556I wish my groomer stomped on me like that
>>83385537>none is posting in the green thread.ESL-kun, try again tomorrow.
>>83385616I don't dislike the greentext. I think people shitposting over it being present or not being present are nothing but unhelpful and someone throwing fits that people don't move over to his thread when he bakes early while also ranting about how he's helping the thread is just sad.
The green threads will die the second this guy gets tired of making them. Just don't bother arguing with him.
>>83385665Well. I don't want to involve him further in this.But my point still stands.I didn't like what I wrote, how I wrote, and with whom I wrote, and not playing at all is still the best thing I could do.
>>83385556This is clever impersonation, but this neither me nor Yukari. I'm using this pic in the future, though.
It only took ten years but Owain can roleplay without getting shitposted now.
>>83385703Look at this post>>83384803No way he's genuine about it and not a shitposter. Calling the people who actually play a "trifecta"
>>83385756That's probably not even the dude who made the OP. Could very well be a falseflag made to make him look bad
>>83385384Tried in the new thread. Or one of them at least
>>83385746All the shitposters are busy rubbing their dick to seeing kiddywain getting raped
