“Bounce 'em, Shake 'em, Flash 'em Too” Edition- Worship and goon to toons- Post edits, captions, art and other OC- No unnecessary drama or fighting, it'll fill up the thread- No AI, there are already many threads for that- Use the anchors, but ***DON'T SPAM REQUESTS***Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83275072/OP Image Sauce: yenvudu
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>>83384040QOTT: If you could pick one show, movie, or comic to get official porn made out of it, what would you choose?
Finally bite the bullet and drew stuff based on extra credits.
>>83384140Probably SU, hot women that can shapeshift and a freaky creator? Something special would be brewed up I think>>83384240So there you are making YouTube videos, and suddenly you're a pornstar
>>83384140Easy, Equestria Girls. The show already makes me throb and shoot thick ropes, official porn would only make me harder. Damn good question. I'd give anything for official toon porn.
>>83384315Lol
>>83384315And it's not like Sugar's unfamiliar with drawing it kek>>83384477One of the most erotic shows of the 2010's, hands down
>>83384140Fairly Oddparents. To have official smut of Trixie getting it on balls deep with Timmy would be a dream come true
>>83385367>One of the most erotic shows of the 2010'sYou fucking know it, anon. EqG was the first show where I started gooning to the official content and they made it very easy to fall into it. The characters are so damn gorgeous too, can't help but get a boner when watching.
>>83385723Looking at Rarity always makes me throb uncontrollably, including her original pony form...
>>83384140Whether or not the porn is "official" I'd just end up funneling money into specific nsfw artfags and animators. There's a certain degree of sleaze you can only really get from unofficial works. Gun to my head though it's between Amethyst/SU and SVSTFOE.
>>83384240I'm always tempted to drawfag for this place but I dont want my work associated with the general>>83384315Pure sex.
>>83385021We dont celebrate lewd screenshot edits enough these days. If /aco/ wasnt such a ghost town it'd be alot more popular.
>>83385367Sucrose is a cunt and she ruined everything but I will admit the porn people made of her was hot. She can make some sexy toons too.>>83385620Love that artist. There's a real magic to slapping jiggly cowtits on some otherwise uninteresting character.
>>83385723>>83386409Anybody else wish there was more art of the EG and FIM versions of these characters interacting and getting upto lewd shenanigans?
>>83386667Yup
>>83386650>Uninteresting What are you smoking Linda is one of the best
>>83386785>EQG Rarity will never egg you into mounting FiM Rarity
>>83386796Despite how horny some simpsons smut can make me bob's burgers has the opposite effect. Between the actual show itself, the art style, and the character designs there's just nothing there for me.
>>83384057Requesting Queen Tyr'ahnee fucked with a little Martian guy from "Martian Through Georgia" in reverse cowgirl position while Marvin the Martian is still a sleep next to them.
>>83385723I've genuinely grown unable to associate the MLP theme or any of the songs from the first Equestria Girls with a compulsive urge to masturbate over the years.
>>83387071That's so concerning it wraps bavk around to being really hot
>>83387098Lego Harley is a real babe.
>>83387098You have no idea. I go back to EQG1 to goon more than I do most porn videos. Maybe I'll commit to the other movies and shorts one day too, or buy some poppers and binge as many as I can in a single session if I wanna really get fucked up.
>>83384140Wakfu
>>83387142Lego porn shouldnt be as good as it is
>>83387172What I wouldnt give to be in your shoes for a day and get permafucked on poppers while breeding a hunk of rubber to shreds and watching ponies on 1.50 speed
>>83387242 >frenchIt's basically porn as is. You've surely seen the production lewds by jow.
>>83387356>watching ponies on 1.50 speedFuck, why does that make it even hotter to think about? I might need to try it the next time I watch some MLP with my dick in my hand.
>>83387336They are surprisingly hot.
>>83387411Embrace the cringe and go right off the deep end
>>83387435Tell me about it
>>83387441Fuck youuuuuu, I don't have work tomorrow so I might as well rewatch EQG again at a faster speed X_X
Anyone here have the edit from this post saved?
>>83387476I hope you have a great time frying your brain anon~
>>83387563I do, actually! I was just thinking about it earlier today. https://gofile.io/d/sYMYu1
Be honest, guys. Why is Trixie Tang so fuckable?
>>83384057Requesting Sarah Kingsbury from Rekkit Rabbit, giving Jay a handjob while massaging his balls like pose reference.https://files.catbox.moe/uyavrs.png
>>83387676Thanks <3 This is the ideal body type for a tooner BF btw
>>83387911>This is the ideal body type for a tooner BF btwI have a chance? :3
>>83384140Personally, I really miss when the creator of Ava's Demon would draw lewds of the characters. Fuck the "fandom" for making her stop
>>83388015Hell yeah you do!
>>83387384I have em right here:https://files.catbox.moe/ihdvzz.webm
>>83386409Oh Rarity is gorgeous in any form, she's one of the hottest and god knows how much cum I've shot for her over the years.>>83386667More lewd content in general is always a good thing. >>83387071Actually based. They're good songs to pump to.
>>83388226>Actually based. They're good songs to pump to.Every time I hear the opening vocals of the main theme, my heart genuinely skips a beat and I get the instinctive urge to pump. I can't watch MLP casually anymore, only with my dick in my hand.
>>83390453I love it when Fionna is portrayed as a casual nudist
bump
Why does fetishising my own manchildishness feel so fucking good, bros? Grunting and growling as I fuck my greasy fist while watching G-rated cartoons and sperming as quickly as I started is so fucking fun.
>>83393815It really does feel amazing. Just stopping to watch real porn or even porn in general in favor of just watching some toons and trying not to sperm in under a minute to the colorful characters. You’re just like me…
>>83393900Made me think of this post and how pumping to Steven Universe genuinely makes me cum harder than some of my favorite pornstars
>>83394025There are genuine moments where I did try to look at pornstars or real porn…only to go limp soon after I try to jerk to them. Then when I put on SU and get to see a Gem like Amethyst I instantly get rock hard like I took Viagra.
>>83394083You need to condition yourself like this anon >>83388336 and learn to pump grunt like an animal ever single time you hear>"Weeeee...>"Are the crystal gems!"~
>>83394099You’re so right…I heard of people jerking to the theme songs but I haven’t gotten to that point yet. I just need to get my incel NEET brain to connect the dots that the theme song of a toon show means hand plapping time!
>>83394126You definitely shouldn't click on this link, anon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip1eVBs7hC4And you DEFINITELY shouldn't right click the video player, set it to repeat, and let your penis control you as it plays endlessly~
>>83394145Guhhhh…I really do have so much to learn to be a proper Tooner. Maybe I ought to play it while looking at big booty cartoon babes so I can get my brain to associate with fappy time! Thank goodness my only job is to drain my ballsludge daily and nothing else.
>>83394194You should rewatch the entire show at that point. Have some Steven Universe porn on the side to really drive the association home, let it fuck you up and ruin your ability to watch the show at all~
>>83394213I mean, I really do pop a boner when I hear the Crystal Gems talk. I don’t think I can even watch the show normally in anyway anymore. I guess when your first time interacting with the show was through porn you get to that point. Waa the same for MLP as well…
>>83394257>I really do pop a boner when I hear the Crystal Gems talkHoly based, all tooners should get to this level of degeneracy for their favorite toon girl!
>>83394280Shush! It’s not degenerate! I just really like their voices is all…I mean you can’t say they’re not sexy voices.
>>83394311It's true, but you're still a spergy little degen, anon! Hearing Ame's scratchy voice making you cum in your pants, it's so pathetic and gross~
>>83394321It’s not just Amethyst…I really pop a boner to all of them. And don’t call me pathetic or gross! I’m a proud Tooner!
>>83394373You're among friends here, nonny! We're all degenerate autists!~ In fact, I might start rewatching SU as well, to really fuck myself up for the gems... and Connie and her mom!
>>83394394Do you have a tag? I wouldn’t mind talking with you about you rewatching SU…and I also am REALLY into Connie and her mom as well.
Mhmm, it's dumbpumpdork I'll add you when I'm next on, since I do sadly need to get going soon. I wish I were a spergy NEET like you, able to marathon pump to Steven Universe all day in your mother's basement~
>>83394451Added! I’ll see you soon! I’m very excited to chat with ya~
>>83394311I remember a SU thread on /aco/ talking about a sexual fantasy where gems took over and put the most well endowed and productive men on farms where a practically naked gem walks around nude all day teasing him and really causing his balls to churn. Once he's ready they grab his cock and milk him till he spurts out gallons of hot jizz so they can collect that spunk and sell it to other gems cause these aliens are natural jizz addicts. However it's a dangerous business cause the cum bulls have near endless stamina, absurdly large cocks, and are constantly horny so sometimes a stupid gem hops in their enclosure and gets plowed for hours by the time they're done there's no going back. That gem is just a sow now she'll spend the rest of her days frolicking the fields in the nude and getting mind broken by her new lover's massive human cock. This is my favorite sexual fantasy being a cum stud for gems.
>>83395999
>>83396024Is that Mary or just a blonde chick
>>83396322It's the original TAS design.
>>83395360Marshall's so cute!
>>83385723Man I remember the days of EQ nude edits. Good times.
>>83396383Fun fact the real reason she left the show was because of a sudden growth spurt in her twenties which didn't add an inch to her height but she did grow quite a bit. Her dress could hide her thick thighs and fat ass but even the mightiest binder couldn't hold her chest back
Amethyst is cool but pearl has had my eye ever since I saw her
>>83400473Is it me or has pearl fallen off in popularity? Seems like peridot, lapis, and spinel are the only gems getting art now.
>>83401221I definitely see a lot more of them too, I could see the shortstack being a huge turn for people but Lapis and Pearl have quite a similar body type
>>83401370Here I thought shortstacks were still in vogue. Guess not.
>>83401448Am I misremembering or wasn't there an actual magazine or something that talked about hot toon girls in the past?
>>83401510I dont remember any actually seeing print but the idea's manifested a few proofs of concept over the years
>>83401540Brain so rotted it mixes porn and reality... shame, it probably would've been good marketing
>>83401510I wouldn't be surprised if there have been several cases over the decades. I'm pretty sure there have been such things about vidya babes.Marge Simpson was in Playboy magazine one time.
>>83401721Aaaaaaah thats what I was thinking of, for some reason my mind was stuck on April from TMNT being on something but thats it, deserving for the most famous animated mom
>>83401820Yeah, it's quite a fun fact. And kinda surprising... or maybe not, given how particularly adult and VERY sexual Simpsons can get every now and then.>deserving for the most famous animated momAgreed. Animated moms deserve that sort of appreciation.
>>83401721Yea you are right, they really knew Marge was perfect to put on the magazine
>>83401950Considering how most animators have a backlog of lewd drawings, its probably a bit of steam being let out there, the moms are character types that definitely always hit for me, at least nowadays
All toons deserve a chest-deep dicking. Make them feel it in their heart
>>83401989Hell yeah. There's no denying that Marge is quite a MILF with plenty of sexuality. Plenty of episodes are about how Marge and Homer get it on... or don't do it enough.>>83402084I'll happily believe that.Gotta love how exaggerated toon moms often look. Huge hips, big chest, overly curvy waist, and so on. It's supposedly done to make them look mature and unlike child characters, but the result is always a body that's made for sex.
>>83402488Its true for disney animators as far as I know!Mhm, had to convey that maturity in the most simple and straight forward way possible, people always talk about the "pixar mom" but that sex appeal is everywhere in animation, just gotta look for it
>>83394083Fuck I love when artists make Amy look extra trashy
>>83388108I'm gonna need to see more of whatever you call these animations, I am quite intrigued
>>83402310
Horny bump
>>83402962>SU and HomestuckI'd like one Double Tumblr Waifu Titfuck plz
>>83406964>hate both properties>love the porn generated by their fandomsThe ride truly never ends
Mommy Dominator
>>83407234pure sex
>>83407001Even if you don't like either series, you have to admit that they have a wide array of absolute babes
>>83407300Damn straight.Nice dubs
>>83407381I still dont know any homestuck sluts by name but the fat art is amazing
>>83407512Very true, I need more fat Nepta personally
>>83407686Im game for troll pussy as long as they're big and busty
>>83384040>Bounce 'em, Shake 'em, Flash 'em TooS3RL is perfect gooner music and I need more like it (that Ugly Americans sample is also kino)https://gofile.io/d/ToFdcb
>>83384040This gif and the Camila one mog most R34
>>83384057Requesting Princess Bubblegum smothered her face against Aunt Lolly’s boobs. Like the top right pic reference.
>>83410430I wouldn't say mog per se, but yeah these are so fucking hot
>>83407493>>83407234>>83388191>>83387242They ruined this 10/10 waifu so hard in the OVAs.
>go to cartoon world>spend time in colorful places with wacky physics and silly shenanigans>meet your childhood idols and crushes>have a ton of sex with themMy big toon fantasy.Movies like Space Jam, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Cool World were terrific back then.
>>83410618Just saying. I hate both shows but Camila and the gems have that "super busy and neglect getting fucked" energy that makes you want to grope and throw them around a bed
dot is so hot
I love the feeling of being weirded out by a character being lewded yet still finding them hot if that makes sense
>>83419867linda has a big ass
>>83420059Perfect for sliding meat between or stuffing into your face
>>83420150Face first is the way to go.
>>83420334Gotta taste test before you dive in of course
>>83420458You get it. Taste her flavors and get her warmed up before you give it to her.
>>83416229That's the dream kek
>>83419809I always liked that she never wore a shirt. Just running around topless all the time.
>>83422594She was always a tease https://youtu.be/IdnzxG0WlVc?si=UTHfNSBPt7Khtz47&t=18
>>83416229Need the squirrel
>>83419809>>83422594>>83422808SEX. NOW.
>>83384057Requesting shortstack Ruby and Sapphire wearing lesbian pride swimsuits with a huge cock between them
>>83422808Wow. She's utterly shameless.
Ded thred
>>83425868Eh most threads have slow hours. Thats why you have to lurk many.
>>83426130More often than not these threads die when I dont bump them. Maybe it's time for another /TH/ dryspell.
>>83384140Neurotically Yoursalthough we did get a lot of softcore/borderline shit (and that one DVD extra of Germaine riding a dildo)
>>83426408I've gooned to that one ep where she gets facialed way too many times...
>>83426396Ah fair enough. Well the effort is still appreciated.Its nice having a spot for sexy toon porn, but yeah might need a quick break if its constantly hitting page 10.
>>83426409Simpsons has had a wonderful amount of incredibly horny women.
>>83426483My thoughts exactly
>>83426440Same! (although I've jerked off to a majority of the scenes Germaine is in)
>>83426513You'd think we would have more comps of sexy simpsons bits by now
>>83426547Ough, I wish she had more lewds. Her fat look especially. She can still drain me after all these years
>>83426603>looks good fat>looks good skinnyGenuinely one of the best /co/ girls ever (wasn't there an episode where she was still fat and she got her ass ate?)
>>83426549Yeah, the show has plenty of naughty stuff. But I guess it just isn't as popular as it used to be. Pity.
>>83426717Her fat arc was the height of the show. Not only was foamy at his funniest, but germaine was at her sluttiest. Total win win. (Im certain there was yeah. Happen to have the clip of her getting a rope of jizz to the face while sat in bed?)Shame about the reboot. It'd have been hot to see hag germaine dealing with zoomers lusting after her.
>>83426773Shame
>>83426882>hag germaine dealing with zoomers lusting after herGod, if only...
My Shaka Booga wife.
This might be my favorite grown up Mandy design, give or take the dick
Lucky little critter.
>>83428064
>>83384140And speaking of, what's some good nudity/sex scenes already present in /co/ stuff?
Even 4chan knows whats good lol
>>83428100I guess Drawn Together would be an obvious example. I can't recall all the exact scenes but there's plenty of nudity with dirty comedy.
>>83428354>there's plenty of nudity with dirty comedyTrue! Same goes for that one Beauty and The Beast parody from Les Kassos
>>83428354>>83429270
yuri bump
>>83428100Family Guy and American Dad have occasional nudity and sex scenes, although it's usually kinda mild compared to the other examples here.Pic related is from the episode "I am the walrus". However, the most common version of the episode has somewhat censored it (no thrusting).
>>83429270>>83428354Foxxy is the best. Crazy how I've seen someone dressed as her at several conventions
>>83439277She's cute with an easily recreateable costume, what's not to love?
>>83437899You’re the best anon!
>>83442267I love Casey and her fat spic ass
Tooners that rightfully make fun of weebs and forcefully toonpill them are the best kinds of tooners.
>>83384477There's official staff-drawn EQG porn on some harddrive at DHX somewhere and we need to find it
>>83384073Has anyone ever delivered anything to these boring repost threads?
>>83443826Occasionally
& here's some Kit art from the same thread
>>83443167That'd be fucking amazing kekHer Shego porn ain't half bad either
>>83443167God damn I'd do anything to get that released. Just knowing that official-ish stuff in existence somewhere out there feels good though, even they knew it needed to be done.
>>83446127Randomtriples animations are so good they'll suffice ig
>>83446371I wish he got around to doing a full-length animation at some point, with VAs and shit
>>83426549would
>>83450605Based
>>83428100El Superbeasto was good when it came to the gratuitous nudity
>>83453973Superbeasto is an amazing watch because it's genuinely funny and delivers on some amazing toon porn bits. Shame no NSFW artists really lewd the girls. I wish the soundtrack was online too.
>>83454282>Shame no NSFW artists really lewd the girlsYeah, same goes for the Adult Party Cartoon girls for me
>>83446668people have voiced over and added sfx to his stuff alreadyhttps://u.pone.rs/usadafpb.webm
>>834567241. This is the hottest thing ever and will probably be draining me for months on end2. I shouldn't be surprised there's a pony version of Catbox (I do like the 1GB file capacity)
>>83424222She may be old but she's still got the spirit.
>>83384040>Six sevennnn
>>83426396i lurk pretty often, and have helped keep certain threads alive in the past with some light conversation about waifus i really like, but i just always tend to be busy when one is up.case and point: i start a 2 day drive tomorrowthink of the lurkers, anon....
>>83426483that one parody makes me fucking diamonds, and id unironically watch a show like it if they fleshed it out in that 'not taking itself seriously' style. Gives P&S vibes and i fucking love that show. and think of the goon material...
>>83457716
>>83458184Genuinely a good idea and it should've been the direction that the CW reboot wentAlso, the fat Blossom from that short was cute
Enjoy large hangers
>>83387563>>83387676Holy fuck, I hope the anon who made that is still here. There's tons of MLP songs I'd love to see superimposed on gooners milking themselves
>>83462195This should be considered a classic
https://fixupx.com/Shadbase/status/2066556988834684981he's back
>>83464520seriously?! I thought he was in prison???
>>83464520>jaidenAbsolutely fucking based choice. Jaiden is so fucking hot, we'll never have enough porn of her.
>>83465663she's so fucking hot sometimes i'll just goon to her videos straight up
>>83469915Oh fuck yes, got any recommendations? Actually wanted to start doing the same but I don't really watch her, I just really love her porn and voice.
>>83470173honestly it's been a while lol
>>83470268Don't sweat it anon, still good knowing others here have fucked their fist while listening to her videos. That kind of stuff is *always* hot.
>>83470439She's not my favorite storytime animator to fap to.That would be Emirichu
>>83471116Jaiden is definitely my favorite to fap to. Personally find her hotter than Emirichu, but both are still very hot. >>83470173And question goes out to anyone. Always looking for good recs
>>83464520>>83469915>>83470268>>83471318Another reason why she should've gotten her own show instead of James (and I still stand by the fact that Echo was the only good thing about Oddballs)
>>83384040Dear /TH/, I've come to you all with a simple question:Would you?
