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Maternity edition

Previous: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82738245/

>Thread prompt
Succubi in hell have a difficult case on their hands as the man they are supposed to torment is so horny and desperate for female attention as to be fundamentally untormentable.

>Thread question
Who is your favorite fictional Mom/MILF, and why?

>Directory of captioners
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>Boorus
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https://captions.booru.org
These sites are closed to new members. If you are a member of these sites and want to help people upload their captions, be aware that images of more than 5,000 px on any side will fail to upload.

>Basic caption creation guides
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>Capper (free caption making software)
https://github.com/substantialpickle/Capper

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>>83407950
Chilli is quite the sly trickster. She's heard the complaints of her sister-in-law, Trixie, about her lack of satisfaction in bed. She's also seen her neighbor that being (you) stare at her thicc milfy body and try to conceal that gargantuan bulge of yours. So, to kill two birds with one stone, she invited you and Trixie over to her home while her family is out of the house. Just as Chilli predicted, you can't take your eyes off the pent-up milf, so she slyly informs Trixie of your wandering eyes and that monster between your legs.
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I have a feeling there won't be much motion here
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You guys are alive? Kek
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>>83409844
Never is
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Bump to keep a thread alive
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>>83407936
What happened to these threads? I never see them anymore.
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>>83415403
Well isn't it obvious? There's no one here
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Welcome back thread!
I've been doing a lot of work on captions while the thread's been down.
I've got several new caps already finished, and a few more that are almost done that I'll be completing in the next couple days.

>>83407991
The first one I finished is this Metroid/Smash Bros. caption!
>Metroid games have one of the best rewards for mastering them in the history of electronic entertainment: the better you do, the more clothes Samus takes off at the end! But here's a secret most people don't know: The bright mind behind that marketing strategy is none other than Princess Peach!
>But Peach has gone too far this time! There's no way Samus is letting the Princess talk her into wearing an outfit this slutty! Or, at least, that's what Samus thinks...

The typesetting on this one gave me some trouble. I very much underestimated the difficulty of making text legible and attractive against this pink background. I ended up resorting to this fairly extreme "Kraft Macaroni & Chesse" color scheme. Not the most elegant solution, but if it works it works, I suppose.
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>>83407991
Second up is this all-new ANIMATED caption based on Mega Man ZX Advent / Rockman ZX Advent!
>When the time is right, love can bloom in any heart and between anyone. When Grey, an escaped vat-grown-slave-to-be, rescues his would-be mistress, the heartless, seemingly emotionless killing machine Pandora, from a terrible fate, she feels love for the first time in her entire life. Love for him.
>However, she's still Pandora, and after declaring herself Grey's girlfriend, begins expressing her love in increasingly jealous, obsessive, possessive ways. Will Grey be able to handle his new yanderific Reploid girlfriend, or will he live to regret opening Pandora's heart?

The .gif version of this cap ended up being a little too big for /trash/, so picrel is an unfortunately compressed .webm version. You can download the full quality .gif here:
>https://exhentai.org/s/3921600df6/3947954-156
>https://mega.nz/file/PF8iGTSL#RB7hNtuZJetqbftAuhgjxL5KSaufUpwnNKTiHmTUxDQ

The script for this caption went through a lot of drafts, mostly for length. The first few attempts included a lot of extra context and exposition. I liked it a lot, but it was stuff that would have been meaningless to people who hadn't played ZXA, and I would have had to make the font size absolutely tiny to fit it.
The other hard part was coming up lots and lots of "blowjob sounds". You don't realize how hard it is to come up with fifteen different blowjob sound effects until you sit down and try to do it.
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>>83407991
Then I have another Rockman caption, this one based on Team of Blues / Team ProtoMan.
>To liberate the Net from the evil Darkloids who have conquered it, boy prodigy Ijuuin Enzan (Eugene Chaud / Chaud Blaze) assembled a team of the best NetNavi Operators. One of his luckiest finds was Yume, a girl he rescued from a life-or-death situation in a broken elevator. Although inexperienced, her adorable NetNavi Daydream.EXE has already become a vital part of his team, and Yume herself and even more crucial part of his life.
>Head over heels with her young rescuer, she eventually managed to convince the lone wolf to take her on as his girlfriend. Soon, his thirteenth birthday is coming up, a date which comes with very interesting legal implications in the country where they live...

I am an absolute sucker for OneeShota stories. Something about an older girl who can't help herself but to fall in love with a heroic little boy pushes all of my buttons.
The blue swirl on the left was hand-drawn in roughly five seconds as a placeholder so I could figure out the size I'd need for the final version, but I ended up liking it so much I just kept it.
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>>83407991
Last for the moment is a Yu-Gi-Oh! GX caption, once again starring Tenjouin Asuka / Alexis Rhodes.
>Asuka, always brave to a fault, enters a duel to the death on the condition that, win or lose, the fiery monster she's facing won't lay a claw on her fellow students.
>Not believing it will keep its promise, she does everything she can to win. For her own sake as well, she must, as whoever runs out of Life Points first will tumble down into the rushing rapids below, from which there is almost no hope of returning alive...

This is I believe my sixth Asuka cap. One of the advantages of writing shorter form fanfiction like captions as opposed to one big story is that you can easily explore a variety of tones. With this one I went for a more dramatic/romantic angle, as opposed to my usual "lewd n' silly" style.
I look through a lot of fanart to pick out the images for these captions, which isn't always a pleasant process as a great deal of Yu-Gi-Oh fanart is peril or rape focused, and as I'm sure is obvious by this point I really love Asuka and hate seeing things like that happen to her. I actually ended up really liking this picture though, where she appeared to make a harrowing, narrow escape.
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Other updates:

>Father's Day caption
I had one planned, and it's actually already completely finished because I thought Father's Day was this weekend and not next. Like my Mother's Day caps, I'm planning on posting it the night before, so Saturday the 20th.
I still have time to make more, so feel free to share any and all fatherhood-related requests!

>Long genderswap role supplemantation caption
I wasn't satisfied with what I'd written so far, so I started over from scratch. I'm once again about halfway done with the script, but I like the new version a lot more.
I recently finished a different genderswap caption script which went through five drafts over the course of eight months, so I'm planning on publishing that one first while I continue to develop this one.
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>>83407950
Private lesson with Miss Mordaut goes awry after a slight mishap during an alchemy lesson prior to yours.
Despite her barely repressed lust she still holds the demeanor of a cold hag who has enough of this job, and even threatens to give you a failing grade if you manage to knock her up either on purpose or by accident.
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>>83407950
Undercover Carmelita mistkes you for the target and gets a little too into extracting 'information'.

>>83420005
>all fatherhood-related requests
F/D roleplay with wife or gf, she ends it by suggesting a repeat with an actual daughter eventually.
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>>83407950
Slappy is seriously regretting coming to this party cause not a soul seems to recognize her, they just want to talk to Bugs Bunny's broad and that Disney rabbit cop. The old squirrel was planning to drown her hazbin sorrows in sparkling champagne until you came along. You're Slappy's biggest fan (in more ways than one), so despite the heavy security, you hopped the fence just to get a chance to meet your favorite star and celebrity crush.
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>>83415403
Less interest + faster board, last was march
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I wish rabbit girls were real.
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>>83427736
When I'm feeling lazy and I don't want to work out, I convince myself by saying that I need to be physically fit in case I get isekai'd to a world where Viera exist.
It hasn't happened yet, but my biceps are getting pretty big.
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>>83407963
Zhu yuan sits on your face as a "punishment"
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>>83407991
Back with more OC! This one is based on one of my favorite anime ever, Shinkon Gattai Godannar!!
>Who do you think she is? She's Fujimura Shizuru, ace pilot of Core Gunner, and your new partner! There isn't a man on the mission who hasn't dreamed of "gattai"-ing with Dannar Base's smoking hot ice queen (except for Goh, the lucky bastard) and nobody's got a better shot than you― if you can stay alive long enough to do it, that is!

Godannar is a fairly obscure anime nowadays, so I tried to keep the caption still enjoyable for people who haven't seen it yet. (Do go watch it if you haven't though, it's so fuckin' awesome.)
I wrote a first draft for the script which I really liked and was very similar to the text here, with the only real difference being that Kouji was super jealous of (You) for comedy effect. Upon rewatching the show though, I remembered how much I liked Kouji and thought he really deserved better. So I rewrote the whole thing so that he could be interpreted as the viewpoint character too. You're okay with me, Kouji. You're chou-okay.
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>>83429739
I have no idea who this character is, and now i'm in love.
the magic of caps
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>>83407950
Fluttershy in her love of animals and you being the most unique animal in all of Equestria since you're the only human asked if she could study you. While things started pretty standard asking questions about your lifestyle and culture eventually with a great deal of hesitation she requested to see your anatomy. While hesitant at first the pony insisted that nudity was completely normal for them and she won't judge so you disrobe. However you apparently didn't gauge how close you were to the mare as your massive cock flopped out right on her face.
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Happy national dead thread day!
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>>83418139
>>83417789
>>83418610
>>83419026
Good shit anon. Looks like quite a bit of work went into these.
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>>83416869
>>83426759
So are people just not making these anymore?
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Glad to see a thread up, and very glad I saw it before it went down again.

>>83417789
Not going to lie, I thought this was one of those autism caps at first glance at the color scheme.
Glad it wasn't, and glad to see more of your Samus!
The combination of meta humor of the games' sexy outfits and the character humor between Samus and Peach is great, and I very much enjoy this take on Peach - bubbly and a bit of a bimbo, but not a total slut.

>>83418139
ROBOT BLOWJOB WOO WOOO
>You don't realize how hard it is to come up with fifteen different blowjob sound effects until you sit down and try to do it.
I personally struggle even with writing fifteen sentences of fellatio without feeling like I'm just repeating words all the time... or falling on tropey lines like some kind of AI.
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>>83407950
Katrina gets knocked up by her fat, hung stud of a husband
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boomp eet
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Bump with baby bump.

>>83419026
More dramatic works well here, and given how the series has people narrowly avoiding death via the power of Children's Card Games, it's surprising how non-traumatized everyone is!
Also, more of Asuka is nice. I'd like her even more if I was into blondes.

>>83429739
Slutty skintight scifi spacesuits my beloved...
Having her basically give (You) permission to jack off to dreams of her transfers rather nicely to the fuckbuddy/girlfriend status post timeskip.
Good shit!

>>83435041
Obviously someone did, hence why it's up.
Just seems like nobody other than a certain capper cares to post a new one, due to the lacking bump support.
So... if you want to see these threads last, post in them! Bump the thread, comment on captions posted - creators thrive on feedback, even if it's just saying how hard (You) got from reading their smut - and just be active!
I doubt we'll see the levels of activity we once had, as not even combining the furry/nonfurry threads kept them going with full steam... partly due to the shifting userbase here.
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>>83407950
For their wedding anniversary Sapphire proposed an idea to Ruby that for one night they invite a man into their bed to spice up their sex life. Amused by the concept Ruby accepted after all making some lucky loser bust real quick so they can get back to their anniversary will make for a good laugh. Ruby can barely contain her laughter when she opens the door to see Sapphire accompanied by a man holding a cartoonishly large condom in her hands.
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>>83434766
Yeah. Lots of little adventures making those.
The project for the Samus cap's background image had 14 layers so I could get it looking as nice as possible, and then I ended up basically covering it all up, lol.
Pandora's cap I edited the pixel art borders from rips of the game files to fit the exact size of the original ugoira animation. I then had to time the animation by process of elimination because I don't know how to read ugoira delay data yet.
The Enzan one I spent like an hour fiddling with various ways to render the text box on the left to try and make it look closer to the original game before giving up and going back to the original settings.
The Asuka caption is so huge that every time I wanted to export a copy to check and make sure I hadn't messed anything up GIMP brought my PC to a grinding halt. I played so many turns of Advance Wars (Dual Strike) while I was waiting on rendering that I actually finished the whole game.

So yeah, don't get fooled into thinking I have talent, I just throw time at every problem I run into until the problem breaks.
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>>83407991
And here's another new one! Pokemon-themed.
>Some Pokémon trainers have a particular type they specialize in. They focus on training just Water-type Pokémon, or Bug-types.
>(You) also "have a type", and it's pretty obvious to anyone who sees more than one or two of your Pokémon.
>Recently, you got very lucky (in a different sense than usual) when your Gardevoir caught Pokérus, a mutualistic virus that soon spread to your whole party, making them stronger... but carrying a certain side effect with it as well!

The script for this caption basically wrote itself, so I challenged myself with the typesetting to make it obvious which of the five Pokemon was speaking what dialogue from the font colors alone. At first this started out fairly basic, but then I'd make one look nicer, so I had to edit the rest to make them look better to match it, and so on, and so on...
As there are only just the five Pokemon in the image, I deliberately implied in the story that there was (at least) a sixth (the one who's turn it ACTUALLY was tonight), so if your favorite Poke-girl isn't already depicted, you could imagine her as being just off-camera.
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>>83407950
You've been in a relationship with your friends younger sister for a bit now. And while you've kept it a secret from him, their mother knows. And now with your friend away for university, you finally get to spend quality time with Nora. When you get up to her room, you see she is only wearing one of your old sweaters...
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>>83441767
...And only your sweater. Her teasing gets you to unleash a bout of sex and breeding neither of you have experienced before.
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>>83407950
Loona took a creampie raw during a porno shoot because she thought hellhounds couldn't get pregnant by humans. Now it's almost nine months later and the dick that made her a single mother is currently humping her stomach and is about to blow a fat load all over her.
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>>83407963
(You) are Anonymous Maximus, just an average ancient Greek civilian, but between your legs you have a great shame unfortunately you have a very large penis. Constantly you are the victim of humiliation for being so excessively endowed in fact you've even gained the unfortunate epithet of "knee-slapper" for the sound your titan sized dick makes as it swings between your legs. For your shame you plan to cast yourself into the ocean, but before then you find a naked purple woman hiding in your home. Apparently the strange woman only came to your home because she heard the rumors about your shame and wanted to confirm if the rumors were true. If she's just here to make fun of your big pecker why is she naked?
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9 bump.
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>>83431939
She's most famous for pic rel
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>>83435625
>Autism caps
What's that? Let me just search the archive real quick...
...Oh. I see.
No, not planning on making anything like that in the near future.

>Writing fellatio
Yeah, I would almost certainly do more blowjob captions if wasn't for the whole challenge of "how do you write dialogue if one of the characters has a schlong in their mouth". Still haven't found a one-size-fits-all solution.
I'll be sure to list this as one of my biggest weaknesses in my next job interview.

Glad you enjoyed the caps!
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How does one even learn to write anyways?
Some captuons mught not be my fetish but they still are well written
Even for stuff thats not physically possible
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>>83415403
Everyone migrated to discord tranny servers so captioners could cash in 30$ per AI slop story
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>>83428406
Bnnuy SEXO
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>>83449105
Read higher quality works, get feedback on what you have written.
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>>83450259
>discord tranny servers
hate
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>>83446518
I understand
>>83432088
+1
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>>83449105
There really isn't any easier way than reading a lot and writing a lot.

When you read, think about how the story made you feel, and why it made you feel that way.
If the author did something you didn't like, ask yourself what you would have done differently.
If they did something you liked, ask yourself if you should be doing the same thing.
Not to be cynical, but a lot of writing is stealing ideas from other writers. There's no sense in reinventing the entire craft from scratch. Shakespeare stole ideas from people who lived before him, and we steal ideas from Shakespeare.
Read lots of different things. Reading good stories teaches you what to do. Reading bad stories tells you what not to do. Reading obscure stories exposes you to new ideas. Reading famous stories enables you to make literary references.
The more you expand your horizons and step out of your comfort zone, the more you'll learn.
Read new books, meet new people, try new things. Grow as a person, and you'll grow as an author.

Write often. Get used to the fundamentals.
Reread what you've written. If you don't like it, don't be afraid to make changes and start over from scratch. If you do like it, believe in your vision. Someone else out there will like it too, even if it takes them a while to find it.
Publish your stories, but only your best ones. Publish them in places where they'll receive constructive criticism. Publish them in places where they'll receive abuse. It isn't fun being criticized and abused, but if your stories can succeed in places like that, they can succeed anywhere.
Don't ignore the criticism or abuse out of hand. Think about the way your stories are making people feel. How do you want to make your audience feel? How can you write a story that will make them feel that way?
Write with a vision. Know what kind of story you want to create.
And no matter what happens, believe in yourself.
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>>83429739
Supremely based, anon, good shit
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>>83407963
Your friend has been a bit strange lately, commenting on your physique while comparing it to his admittedly less masculine form while attributing it to some inbuilt human dominance. Then he reveals its because his girlfriend was about to hit her heat and he wants you to fuck it out of her. Maybe something else into her while you're at it.

E6 image IDs, use one or pick something else I'm not attached
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>>83407991
HNEEEEENH
I...
I DID THINGS
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>>83407963
Requesting caption ideas with this NIKKER that (you) impregnated after she converted you to the catholic church
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WHERE YALL HAVE BEEN?
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>>83453899
Jacking it to caps
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Just gonna bump to keep it near the top
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>>83407950
Your wife think it's about time you start bonding with her Absol, you two have been married for over two years now and you still haven't warmed up to her starter Pokémon. She knows you were not a pokémon person growing up...

But you are going to be now, she's telling you to fuck her Absol right now, your wife doesn't want you pretending she doesn't exist, and giving her minimal affection, you're gonna give her maxium affection and find out for yourself that Absol can be just as loving. It isn't fair that Absol gets to sit out while you ravage your wife every night, she wants some of that dick too.
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Up
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>>83418610
Oh damn, I didn't expect MMBN / Rockman.exe caption. Lovely work!
Now I'm wondering if there's any good art of Princess Pride and Mayl interacting, maybe some verbal catfight about Lan's attention...?
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>>83458250
Glad you liked the cap!
I've actually done two others based on the series; this one and another Mayl/Meiru one.
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Rise
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>>83458250
Here's the other one.
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10
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Bump.
Robot bump.
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>>83465080
That robot isn't pregnant at all.
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Bump for uuuhh cybersex.

>>83465432
Oh hey, I like this one, it's one of my favorites. Nice to see you pop in.

>>83465555
Sadly true, robopreggers is rare.
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>>83466554
It'd been a while since I saw the thread, so I wanted to jump in and contribute.

I've got some OLD requests in my folder. I might take a crack at them, if I have the energy tonight.
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>>83407950
It seems like every other week Amy is on her Sonic bullshit, and frankly you're sick of having to hear your friend cry about a guy who's clearly not interested. With all other options of convincing her to move on exhausted you bring her up to your room, pull down your pants, and pull out your tool that'll hopefully force that fast fuck out of her head permanently.
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Out of curiosity is anyone working on anything?
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Rise
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>>83450726
>>83452392
Ok
Taking notes
Thank you
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>>83470709
A sequel to Aurora Wolf Mother.
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MTG cap full story at https://archiveofourown.org/works/86779756
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>>83471284
I have eight scripts that are finalized and waiting to be typeset as I have free time over the course of the next few weeks.
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