By the way, by One More Week of Happiness, it's not Krusie dooming, it's "Oh god, 1 week until we probably see the betrayal happen."

Feel like I should preface that.

>>83419323
>As long as they'd known her, Kris had assumed Susie didn't have breasts. Not that they'd allowed themself to ever do too much conscious thinking about the subject, of course.
>But being raised in a town of monsters, Kris had for a long time been able to subconsciously note which monsters had which traits corresponding to the non-dust lifeforms which they tended to resemble. Susie, as a dragon, was very reptile-like, so Kris had naturally assumed a few things. No breasts or nipples, egg-laying, perhaps a cloac--
>All subconsciously, of course. Never thinking about it too hard. Of course! Never having images pop into their head, late at night, in bed, finding their hand creeping--
>Never! But, here and now, they suddenly found themself making some unwilling discoveries. Against their cheek, they felt an undeniable...squish.
>It's not as though monsters actually were the animals whose appearances they matched, of course. Biologically, they were their own incredibly diverse category. And it's not as though Kris were an expert in monster anatomy. With so many varieties of monster, one could live one's entire life around them and still not see every species, let alone know their ins and outs and species-specific quirks.
>It was entirely possible dragons were actually mammals, or at least mammal-adjacent. What were those mammal-reptiles that went extinct called? The group dimetrodon belonged to? Perhaps dragons fell into that category, or one like it.
>Or perhaps the strange heat building in Kris's face and the spinning sensation in their chest were for nothing. A bit of give in the chest area doesn't necessarily mean breasts are present. Kris's face could very well just be pressed into a particularly protruding pectoral puscle. Muscle. Or some other obscure portion of dust-based anatomy.

>>83419396
>"Ugh! You know, Kris," came Susie's voice in a whisper not especially quieter than her usual speaking volume, "when I said 'into the locker,' maybe I should've said 'lockers!' Plural. One for each of us. This is...urgh! Cramped"
>She twisted her body around in a vain attempt to get comfortable, and any illusions Kris could have had about it merely being a patch of muscle or spongy flesh were shattered. As Susie turned, Kris's cheek was dragged off the first hump, into a divot in which they could feel her sternum, then across what was now very indisputably her other breast. They felt their breathing get shallow for a moment.
>Logically, this revelation shouldn't have any effect on Kris. Whether Susie's breasts were nonexistent or simply small enough for Kris to have not previously noted their existence was completely irrelevant on a practical level. They were, of course, not going to be...interacting with Susie's breasts after this point. They were never going to think about them again, the way they never thought about how it would feel to have their entire face in Susie's mouth. Her teeth slightly indenting their skin as her tongue--
>Never! Kris knew this new knowledge meant nothing. The memory of this sensation would fade. Her breasts were simply another physical trait Susie possessed. Like the royal purple color of her scales, the sharpness of her teeth, the way her flowing, well-brushed hair would catch the sun's rays like the wings of a black swallowtail...
>Kris's mind was a machine of cold logic. Discovering Susie had breasts would register on an emotional level no more than discovering she had, say, a pancreas. Organs are organs. Of course.

>>83419420
>Susie leaned forward slightly, and Kris's logic was battered to a useless bloody pulp by the sensation of their cheek's and Susie's breast's further mutual compression. Kris clenched their fists until the pain of their fingernails digging into their palms helped distract them. It helped. They were distracted. They really were.
>"Man, stakeouts are so much cooler in movies." Sneaking a definitely-not-at-all-guilty glance upwards, Kris noted Susie's eyes were focused through the vents, keeping a sharp lookout. "But I guess that's 'cause they just skip all the boring parts. One guy brings the other some takeout and some coffee, then they get into a gunfight with the bad guys. Straight to the meat!"
>Susie's stomach let out a growl at both of its owner's references to food. Had that growl been loud enough to reverberate up through Susie's chest and cause Kris's unwilling impromptu pillow to vibrate slightly, or had it just been their imagination?
>"Kris, reach me some of our stakeout rations. I'm dyin' here."
>Kris quickly calculated the paths their arms and face would have to take to reach down to the backpack of stakeout rations (naturally, the bulk of it was steak-derived or at the very last steak-flavored), pull something out, then position themself to reach it up to Susie's mouth. They considered the amount of rubbing they would have to do against Susie's breasts -- not in any lecherous way, of course, but in a purely logistical manner.
>Logistically, they didn't think they would survive the onslaught of lecherous feelings the rubbing would summon forth. One must know one's limits.
>"Limbs pinned. Movement impossible," they reported. Through a great deal of effort, Kris kept their voice perfectly steady to give away none of their present discomfort. (an intrusive thought remarked on the irony of discomfort being caused by something so comfortable. Kris shooed it away)

>>83419438
>"Man, your voice is really shaky." Damnit. "You feelin' okay? Oh wait, are you like, uhhh, what's the word? Clausiwhatever?"
>As good an excuse any, Kris supposed.
>"Not excessively. I'll survive."
>"Huh. You didn't seem too messed up when Queen put us in those cages, though." There didn't seem to be any suspicion in Susie's voice, but...
>"Situations different. Open bars letting in air conditioning. Metals walls trapping hot air."
>"Huh, yeah, that makes sense. Well don't worry, this can't take too much longer. I hope. I'm goddamn starving," Susie replied, punctuated with a violent stomach rumble which definitely caused the breast pressed against Kris's face to tremble. "I mean, how long can--OH!"
>Susie jolted forward and Kris was sent to physical Heaven and mental Hell.
>"Someone's going into the closet! This is our chance, Kris! We'll corner 'em in Castle Town and have everyone whale on them!"
>Leaping out of their hiding place, Susie charged towards the double doors, already raising her axe into battle position before it had actually become an axe.
>"Let's go, Kris! And bring the snacks! I mean rations! This war machine needs fuel!"
>The backpack of snacks (snackbackpack) gripped firmly in one hand, Kris wobbled after her. Free from the locker, they suddenly found themself wheezing and panting on legs made of jelly. Merely, of course, from the physical strain the cramped conditions of the locker had caused. Kris was already done thinking about the fact Susie had breasts. And how soft they'd felt pressed against their cheek. And wondering if perhaps they could remember, or if they'd only imagined, the slight protuberance of a nipp--
>Clenching their teeth, Kris followed Susie's example and fished the shard of black glass which would imminently become their sword out of their pocket, to be weapons-ready even before they made the jump into the dark. It was going to be a long day.
>And an even longer night.

>>83419454
>...
>"...and you didn't hide in, err, separate lockers?" Ralsei asked, in the tone of voice Kris noted he used when trying not to call them idiots.
>"Well, sure, that's obvious now, but hindsight is nine-tenths of the law," Susie replied, throwing a handful of sugar cubes in her mouth with a chomp, then washing them down with a stream of tea direct from the pot. "But we were on a tight schedule! In that we, uh, weren't given a schedule. Perps don't announce their plans to the cops staking them out, dumbass!"
>Susie stretched using the back of her chair. "Man. My back still aches from the locker. What about you, Kris?"
>Kris sipped their tea. "Legs achieved maximum cramp parameters. Return of proper blood flow was heaven-sent."
>As if Kris's words made her realize her own leg pain, Susie began rubbing her thighs.
>"Ugh, yeah! Back, legs, neck, arms...I'm hurting all over. Plus, Kris, no offense, dude...I didn't wanna say anything, but..."
>She crossed her arms and rolled her shoulders.
>"But your hard-ass head was squeezin' the hell out of my tits!"
>Tea shot out of Ralsei's nose like a firehouse as he violently choked, inviting Susie to throw her head back with her usual roar of barking laughter.
>Kris was grateful for the attention Ralsei's reaction drew. It allowed them time to get the blush they felt consuming their face back under control.

>>83419474
I hope it's not considered bad form to repost this in the new thread so soon. I just felt a little silly when I realized I posted it right at the bump limit

>>83419493
Ah, you're good. It's reasonable.
Will read after work.

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>>83419312
i adjusted the image from last thread a little more. billions must try!

>>83419741
Such a goofy thing, hopefully I'll be around to make it the next edition

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>>83419493
It happened a few times before, you're all good especially since it's anchored now.

susie's penis

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Does anyone have an art with a determined looking Susie. "Bring it on" type of smug face.

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>>83420304
I mean I have this one.

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>>83421209

>>83421196
>>83421209
>>83421217
God, Kris is beautiful.

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>>83421217
>Those piercings
God that twink needs an ass pounding NOW

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>>83421196
>>83421209
>>83421217
Does Susie read minds now? What is she saying what to? Can she see all the lewd thoughts her beautiful human has for her?

>>83421196
>>83421209
>>83421217
personally not a big fan of kris having lots of piercings but otherwise cute art

>>83419474
Nice to see a new short story, really revving me up for Chapter 5. And a funny one too!

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>>83419474
excellent writing. gives me life.

>>83419474
You go by any name perchance? Loved this.

>>83423056
That's one of the cutest new Krusie I've seen in a while, who drew it?

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>>83426700
https://x.com/puupuu_ZZZtaro/status/2009827406480285844

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>>83426736
Holy fucking sex she's so sexy

>>83419474
Nice stuff, anon. I'm glad these threads introduced me to Kris talking like an alien and everyone being used to it.

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Sensitive dragon girl nipples.

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>>83420304

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>"Counting or not counting darkner violence?"

>>83430534
I don't think deltarune fanfiction is largely worth perusing right now, there's just nothing worth reading, largely. Maybe that will change once the actual story is completed but given the spamtenna stuff and how much sans overtook undertale, i'm not confident

>>83430534
I feel you

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>>83430534
Those motherfuckers have always been crazy. Day 1 since ch 2 dropped.

>>83430920
Should I ask who Alphamega Godton is?
Though to keep this thread relevant and hopefully not too disamal: What's your fucked up wacky idea for a wacky susie variant? Nothing like a swap or dust something REAL wacky

>>83430920
Something really funny about making smut of what sounds like a powerscaling-focused AU version of a character. It's like if someone did porn of Number God 100 Perfect Charizard

>>83430534
You just can't find anything else if you don't filter like this. I have no derision for people who want to write about Spamton and Tenna fucking each other or their self-insert. But goddammit I want to be able to find literally anything else!

Dogs

>>83422078
>>83423056
Thank you, thank you!

>>83425988
I don't have any accounts where I've uploaded fics. I don't do much writing, though I've been trying to fix that. I just saw this >>83419924 picture and got inspired.
By the way, if anyone knows the artist source, I'd appreciate it. Google Lens currently only shows this thread, lol

>>83427600
Thanks! I have a tough time with Kris dialogue. I don't have a good grasp on what I feel they should sound like yet, so a lot of times I look back and I feel like I've written "Catti, but playful and slightly more verbose." It's a strange one, but whenever I'm writing Kris, Zz'dtri from Order of the Stick pops into my head. He has kind of stilted and efficient word use, like he wants to be done speaking as soon as possible while still throwing in some smug remarks. Then I think about that Noelle line "only Kris would say 'unknown' instead of 'I don't know,'" and try to throw in some alien-esque talk.

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>>83433247
I always remember that, when we're asking around about the shelter codes at the church, no one seems to think that Kris is speaking abnormally even though they are trying to be as obtuse and uninformative as possible with the commands we give them. I write them like someone with a constantly sore throat: using one-word sentences, long words only when necessary, saying as much as possible through body language, and dry delivery. But they like catching people off-guard, so they occasionally throw in uncommon phrasing and word choice ("bangin sermon my man"). Those are the exception, though, and that's pretty much just to provoke a reaction.

>>83433247
>>83433592
You two and jelly all seem of the same mind about it. I for one think it's funny as fuck and encourage everyone to write Kris more like that.

>>83435718
And all it took was an attempt on her life!

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>>83435730
Violence and romance tends to be a recurring part of the Krisbowl come to think of it.

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nighty sus

>>83430534
Just remove all M/M and F/F, simple as

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How do we feel about Kris Dreemurr acting debut as Jax in TADC?

>>83438559
Literally me

Spamton is not it my nigga

>>83430534
Yep.

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>>83441334

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>>83441340

>>83441355
Susie is going to get cancer if she keeps doing stuff like this

>>83438559
I'm glad I am not the only one who thought "Wow, it's Kris."

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>>83441334
>>83441340
>>83441355
Peak dumbassery

>>83445565
For me, it's the faint white clouds near her feet.

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>>83445843
Love shit like this that plays with Susie's exothermic cuddle tendencies.

>>83447294
Cute Kris smile

>>83447294
>google lens actually gives me the artist name
>they erased their tumblr and seem to have no other accounts
Cruel, cruel ironies

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>>83419312

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>>83419474
>>83419924
Capped, along with the image that inspired it

>>83449404
Good stuff, I don’t know who’s keeping the archive of stuff lately but >>83419323

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Look at this dumdum of a lizzur.

>>83453101
Susie pulling it off really hard and getting a big bald spot

Susie is a fucking idiot and it's really cute but... it's really exhausting living with a fucking idiot and I wanna kill myself sometimes.

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>second playthrough of the game after beating chapter 7
>veth replaces lancer

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>>83453285
Stupid has two flavors: endearing and annoying. I am sorry to hear you've been saddled with someone who is the latter.

>>83453285
Are you literally me or is this a defect all Susie-like people possess

>>83454857
>Two flavors
They're the same person, idiots are idiots.
I actually would like to see more of "exhausting idiot" susie desu. Seeing Kris genuinely trying to walk through Susie why planets farther away from the sun are colder but she says "mars is red though, that's a hot color"

>>83454305
This is sick

>>83454936
>"mars is red though, that's a hot color"
Does she think that Ork logic is real? Like she thinks that if Kris wore a purple sweater she wouldn't be able to find him cause purple makes humans sneaky??

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Finally going back to get the eggs. And noticed this.

8 years ago. So how old is Azzy to still be trick or treating with Kris?

>>83455164
Asriel is at college but hasn't been gone that long so like 18-19
8 years ago woulda been Asriel at 10 or 11, and depending on Kris's age...ok what age is Kris actually in the story, 13-14? he woulda been 5-6
Perfectly fine ages to still be trick or treating

>>83455156
I know people who think making something blue makes it colder.
>>83455164
Completely ruined by the fact that not only is Asriel a buttercup dweeb, but it's really not far fetched to imagine someone way too old for trick or treating still dressing up and trick or treating with their younger siblings for their sake.

>>83455164
>still

Nigga who puts an age cap on enjoying Halloween with their single digit-aged sibling? Anyway, I'd say ~10-12.

>>83455373
Someone who's an only child. I got age-gated hard.

>>83455242
Not to mention, if the family was still close to the Holidays, I can imagine Noelle trick-or-treating way past the normal age cutoff and dragging the rest of the kids with her.

>>83447638
Lens sucks in comparison to the simple image search on incognito mode.

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Interesting, the seven flowers is Toriel's wedding bouquet

>>83456666
Nice numbers

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Seggsy Vethy gorl

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>>83457694
I can't believe Toby's gonna kill her next week

>>83459403
at some point we're going to see the vessel walking in an adjacent area that we can't reach but none of the characters will remark on it

>>83457694
The essence of seggs

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>>83459520
If the vessel make some "th th th th" sound I promise to buy some random fag in here a game on his Steam Wishlist. You can even quote me on this.

>>83445593
What is it with you rat bastards and FEET
>>83459403
I've been waiting for so long... please, Toby. I'm not like you. Set me free. Kill my autism.

>>83456666
Susie... in the Susie thread....

>>83460639
Zooble in the Zooble Hole.

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Reminder of the schedule the Forgotten Man gives you for the Eggs. I am in prep mode.

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>>83457694
sex

>>83459403
if she gets retconned we can just make something better with her in it. i doubt toby will finish this game in a way that satisfies us.

>doing a replay for the new chapter
>beat the Titan
>apparently going back and getting the "hand pressed against yours" line before seeing the line where "cool when you played piano" line makes that Ralsei line not play
>want that line, so reload and beat the Titan again
>get to the lake scene
>Kris turns their head to Susie, but it seems like the "say what's on your mind" dialogue is taking a while to pop up
>suddenly can't remember if it activates on its own or if I have to press A
>press A
>Kris stands up
>won't sit down again
Motherfucker, I want that dialogue to happen.
I just said fuck it and completed the chapter for now. I'll go back and beat the Titan a third time later to get that line. For now I'm gonna to get the Weird Route save ready.

>>83462733
>I'm gonna to get
*gonna get

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>>83460490
>What is it with you rat bastards and FEET
It just kinda happened, I guess.

*astroturfed by artists with foot fetishes

>>83463240
Yeah but which artists

>>83463240
Demi's not a footfag, he just likes girls with lisps and braces.

>>83463196
That art is based on a (great) green that was inspired from some discussion due to jelly drawing Veth with some stirrups, which was the origin of all the foot stuff

>>83460490
>>83463196
Iirc, someone made a scenario about Veth kicking Kris to annoy him and it snowballed from there.

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>>83465157
Vethuuuulll

10

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Hot as fuck out.