haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83436539habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
nu posshaus uniform
first for meow meow meow
>>83446915how does the shirt not just fall off
sometimes it doesnt bother me how out of shape ive gotten in the last 5 or 6 years and sometimes ill see a picture of myself from 2019 and i want to kill myself
>>83446938velcro
>>83446938the sheer heft of that ass keeps it from sliding down
>>83446938costume glue
ferks won
>>83446921
>>83446945just find a boy who might like it *blaring neon arrow pointing at me*
wishing for all gay people to find their boyfriend
>>83447005oh yeah?? where's your boyfriend huh?? huh???
>>83446982 it's not gonna work because i'm gonna spend the entire time unhappy with my body and if i lose weight you'll be unhappy. also i can't barely body hair or a beard so i can't lean into it and become a bear.
>>83446945this is why being obscenely poor is so based, your shape is dictated to you by lack of means
>>83446945my pbf got chubby and its nice
>>83447005wghat about the lesbians
>>83447043i like thin and bigger boys>also i can't barely body hair or a beardunf
>>83447048i know a lot of fat poor people because they eat a lot of really overprocessed stuff. it's like running into fat vegans
>>83447079fake poorwe can go poorer
what tests do we have to filter out incompatible pbfsfor me it's this
>>83447070then you will have to wait until i become thin again>>83447052i like chubby guys and bears i just dont want to be the chubby one i cant explain it
>>83447138Me. I drink the orange juice. Cats don't get any.
>>83447138easy, no one, because there's not enough juice in an orange to get to any of them
>>83447138the cat reading this
>>83447138cats hate citruses so no kitty will drink it
>>83447005maybe they should stop getting lost
>>83447251slap him ass
>>83447079>maintaining weight on overprocessed foodhmm
>>83447384junk food with no nutritional value -> feel less satiated -> eating more junkfood cycle of fatness
>>83447351dont he'll cum
Attention, there are too many hornyposters!!!hornyposters need to direct their attentions to the tagmap instead.sadposters should continue posting.
>>83447460make a new tagmap then the old one is dead
>>83447438i mean i will still eat eggs and sauerkraut
>>83447447bounce on him penits
buff men showing hole
>>83447460sad AND horny
>>83447471that's a weird combo but probably fine. sauerkraut is fine other than high sodium. i'm talking about like spam, chips, etc., soda
there's a guy on the tagmap with a lot of the same tags as me but his bio is blanki'd like to message him but what the fuck would i even say
>>83447553send him a blank message
>>83447553"hii i saw we share a lot of the same tags do you like [whatever the tags correspond to]??"
>>83447470I dont know how to do that!!!>>83447485I will accept it.
>>83447593
um mayube i change all the passwords on my socials to something i dont know and remake everything as a new persona
>>83447694i just have a bunch of revolving accounts i use
>>83447544salty fat full of nutrients
>>83447694why do you think that will solve your problem
>>83447631I could make a new one but why not just use posshouse theres only 12 ppl on it
>>83447820maybe we could just remove the old haha tags and leave the posshouse onebut then we have 12 stale tags stillwe need a clean slate
>>83447840>maybe we could just remove the old haha tags and leave the posshouse oneits better to have all of them because sometimes you see people using random tags like the haha and hahaihatemyself despite them not being posseshaving haha hahaihatemyself and posshouse at the same time would mean the owner of that profile is 100% a poss
>>83447902but then no one uses it because it's OLD! it's WORTHLESS!
>>83447915you dont lose anything from adding those old tags to your profile thoughyou might have non posses using the posshouse tag because they think its funny or cute but dont know about /haha/s existence
>>83447840okay, we have to vote on a new one then. I have a few bad ideas:haha2hahaihatemyself2badhabitsposshouse2posseurs
>>83447965zaryappreciators
>>83447965yeah those suck so it's perfect probably just hahaihatemyself2
>>83447965why not something like woss or peembo or some other term that was made up here that people aren't going to randomly add
>>83447980maybe>>83448026come up with one, or a few. maybe I'll make a poll later
>>83448026>peembo
does this to you
>>83446890remember fylk crimetxt? this is them now
>>83448967hes too skinny in the second panelunless that's him on the dick and balls diet for naughty chubby dogs
listening to sad gay music because i'm in a bit of a sad gay mood
>>83449021shut up homo *squeezes your moobers*
>>83448967guess i really need discipline so i stop doing nothing with my life
he was a faggot sissy, he was a toilet do i need to make it any more obvious
feeling like a freerf on a leash
>>83449279
>>83449297what's his problem
sex with animals
>>83449310he hates touch
>>83449320why is he being touched then
>>83449113>>83448967discipline? you guys mean the 1980s king crimson album discipline, right?
>>83449317only if they're 2d
>>83449349coward
turning into animal
>>83449317a man is a kind of animal
>>83449363okay 3d (animated)
>>83449373sex with them too but only if they're also zoopilled>>83449381gross
>>83449407>grosswhat do you want from me poss wtf
>>83449407>sex with them too but only if they're also zoopilledwouldn't you be having sex with animals together instead of each other then
>>83449549theres only room enough for one mouth on this dog dick
>>83449570based...
>>83449429sex with animals>>83449549we can have sex with each other and have sex with animals but it doesn't have to be at the same timea threesome sounds like a non-trivial thing to coordinate with humans let alone a dogeasier to just have one partner at a time to give your full attention to, i would think
>>83449689you seem like a really horny boy
the gangstalkers are getting really aggressive now
>>83449868*through a mind ray device* you want kiss your toilet
>>83449868*through a mind ray device* you want kiss your dog's balls and sheath
>>83449868*through a mind ray device* i am your dog
iiiii wanna beeeeee your dooooooog
i wanna be a dog girl
so are we erping or what
im quoting song lyrics actually
elon's musk banned my twitter account of 15 years that has never made a tweet or retweeted or made a comment beforeall i do is follow people and smash that like button
oh god i work in the morning
ive seen a flying pigin a quite convincing wigbut i've never met a nice south african
started my coursework a whole 18 days before the course expiresyep, im just #epic like that
>>83450223bro it's summer break wat are you doing we have internships
i'm horny
>>83450421okay
>>83450437no it's not
>>83450448how horny?
>>83450465can't think straight idly throbbing thinking of boys thinking of sex feel tense and restless i ju
>>83450502think of dogsno not dog boys just dogsget a dog
>>83450502poss i think a cage might help you
>>83450563why must you corrupt me when i'm vulnerable
do not the dog
>>83450615a dog would be able to keep up with your libido
>>83450662i'm sure being gay with a boy who likes dogs could work too
mood
...
fox twinksbut the dorky and kinda autistic kind
dating app for zoophiles
googers
>>83450754yea but you need to find a boy first
fox stinkspee yew
>>83450910biggest cat who can purr and meow
>>83450912UGH you're such a baka poss
>>83450910slaptummy
>>83450937this is important
>>83450910micro nips
>>83450909ILLEGAL
i've gotten so old
girl working at the taco bell was cutebut in the "i wish i was her" way not the "i want to have fuck with her" way
>>83451201that happens to me a lot
i wish this place had alcoholic vending machines like in japan so i dont have to interact with people
tagmap vote ighttps://strawpoll.com/ajnE1vXDknW
>>83451540i like wossers even though it has certain connotations i feel wouldn't apply to all 'taggers
im fucking sick of having disgusting gross faggot brain disease
>>83451540i like the name badhabits but its gonna be stolen by non posses with a shit ton of tags in their profiles
>>83451636i like them especially when sharing with other boys
>>83451639same thought I had but theres not much way to fix it. maybe badhabitz but that's kind of lame.
i have some severe mentall illness personality disorder thing and right now im in like a 24/7 state of delusional psychosis
>>83451920ya
>>83451999where does one get doggy undies
>>83452018are you actually going to buy them
>>83452054maybe but probably not
>>83451999where does one get doggy boy
>>83446890thanks for posting a 15/10 wossy boy just randomly. he will literally live in my dreams for decades now.
I love you poss
>>83452285i HATE me poss
FUCK YOU
mweh
admit you hate me come on say it. say it
>>83452726suck my dick
>>83452776why are you being so mean to me
>>83452797no no i meant it affectionately
>>83452816why are you being so peen to me
>>83452843because it gives us something we both want
>>83452869nothing i want is attainable anymore
avoiding family by staying in my room all day and it's making me crazy
>>83452947you have the power to receive dick poss i believe in you
i dont have to hide in my room my family ignores my existence
>>83452978yeah it'll do that
>>83448967>looks up artist>95% porn of fat ladiesevery time
i started working out because i thought that i was lonely, depressed and uglynow i’m lonely, depressed, ugly and have body dismorphia haha
>>83453124you're a fat ladies
stupid women
>>83453242nuh uh
>>83453255i wish i was dogy
>>83453255where's his penis
>>83450910s n i f f
i miss shota on mrm
>>83453268tucked under his thighs duh
you can tuck me under your thighs for later
>>83453268where's yours
horse (cub)
>>83453422isnt the point of horses that theyre big and disgusting and the point of cub that theyre small and cute? that doesnt make any sense
>>83453268lost in an accidenthe also lost his ballshe was also given the wrong hormones
>>83453357about to be in my hand
>>83453518me too (soon)
fine day isn't it boy*ssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiippp*isn't it. boy.
>>83453518proof?
>>83453657there better be a dead cheerleader under your bed
i'm bored again *starts grabbing*
all my cummies leaked out my condom i threw in the trash and dug up to lick out
>>83453805AAAAAAAAaaaa~>>83453927`aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
gonna do kissing restraint therapy where i jerk off in front of the toilet still but resist kissing it
>>83446890what is this thread even about
>>83454019depressed lgbt furries argue and/or flirt with each other
>>83454019
>>83454053I'm straight
>>83454019okso basicallywe poss right? that's pretty much the standard op for us.but sometimes we also woss. that's just how it is, y'know?but we neverEVERNEVER EVER EVERposs AND wossif you EVER see ANYONE doing that YOU ABANDON THE THREAD IMMEDIATELY THAT IS REALLY BAD NEWS YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE AROUND WHEN THAT HAPPENSwossing and vossing is okay though
>>83454113you can be straight and lgbt
>>83454019dont worry about it just keep walking
>>83454019these cats LOVE their exercise wheels
>>83454121No you can't
making your straight lgbt allies kiss and makeout as a joke after getting them drunk
>>83454157one of them at least
>>83454163See this is why you can't be lgbt and straight
>>83454182you can be but i will objectify you
help me
>>83454216thats rude
>>83454254it is an honor to be objectified by me actually
>>83454217how
>>83454316go back in time and fix everything
>>83454326ya
>>83446890poss looks like THAT??
>>83454366hurry up!!!
*kisses you*
i had a dream i was exploring vents like in a stealth game and i came across a picture of a black twink with a small penis
>>83454413ok let me ju
>>83454508nice i once knew one of those. real eager cockslut
>>83454515i feel like this gote in an abstract sense
>>83454507*touches your penis*thanks
>>83454515kyute
>>83454532thief that was for my pbf
>>83454549shouldn't have kissed a boy then guess i'll have to be your pbf
>>83454566no
>>83454586just another day in my incel chud life...
thinking about a gay group possmates comic in my head
>>83454603sorry
>>83446959
>>83454613always a possmate never a poss' mate
>>83446890Artist?
>>83454652you gotta start somewhere
nobody loves me
>>83454739well get somebody attracted to you first and that's a good first step
>>83454652i need a poss' mate with a plump belly and heavy balls that cums more than i can swallow
>>83454739hi im nobody
>>83454943hi do you want to be my boyfriend
>>83454965only if youre willing to come to the midwest to rescue me and we make a romantic getaway
>>83455057that's far away....
>>83455173just try it
get in bitch we're going to culvers
>>83455231tongues on his tug
>>83455231slobs on his knob
>>83451540casting my one vote for yeenhouse
my poss area smells
>>83455057what's wrong with the midwest? I'd rather be back there than stuck here in the south
>>83451540>someone voted for zaryappreciaterswoah...
need a cushey bigmoney job to stay a californiaposs
refusing to vote because i hate you guys and i would never use tagmap
>>83454652they would totally do this
>>83455513it was mei'm zary btw
when you think about it for more than five seconds israel is actually kind of badass because its like they had their civilization destroyed by romans 2000+ years ago and then their native homeland got taken over by arabs and after all this time they're finally back and with a vengeance and theyre killing the invaders for fun trying to bring back what their ancestors had lost
shut up smiley
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>>83455513>>83455564hello brownboys
make me faggot *french kisses you*
>>83455584hi poss
when you thinking...khchisrael is badasch, yes? very bad assing. we very badaschkch by bomb arab toddler
imo the egyptians are the real masters of the universe, they were already ancient before the old testament and they're just these upstart punks trying to over throw the sun god ra. their souls will be weighed against a feather and they will fall down to the underworld desu the pharoah deserves justice for what was done by moses and his jewish terrorists all those years ago
>>83455513zarychuds always look like they're wearing eyeshadow and have a widow's peak.
>>83455598can i have your brown body for things
>>83455622yeah alright buddy look anubis isn't going to fuck you
if israel was something you learned about a hoi4 mod everyone would think theyre fucking based and epic and discord nazi trannies would have israel flag profile pictures ironically but because it's happening in modern times and everyone either has leftie communist brainrot or fascism nick fuentes groyper brainrot everyone has to pretend that they hate israel and that jews arent cool
zary chubs....
nobody thinks south africa is cool either
>>83455627but possums also have that minus the eyeshadow...>>83455629im kinda using it rn sowwy
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>83455655but but but butbrown peeper for me to hold.....
>nobody thinks south africa is cool eitheryeah because everyone worships rhodesia instead you fucking idiot thanks for proving my point by bringing up africa
johannesburg is a cool name for a city but not interested in visiting
>everyone
>>83455668you cant just hold peepers from boys you arent dating its against the law
>>83446969:33333
sorry i didnt stream the critic today i was busy getting drunk in a park with people who dont like me
>>83455726its ok you can stream it tomorrow morning and i can watch it while I work
>>83455703ummm ok but yes i can
when you think about it for more than five seconds yeen is actually kind of badass because its like he had his wosshole destroyed by discordposses 2000+ years ago and then his thread reputation got taken over by sourposses and after all this time he's finally back and with a vengeance and he's killing the bibas for fun trying to bring back what he had lost
>>83455702out of the total group of people who even know what rhodesia is more are likely to think its based than cringe and it would be the same for israel if they were doing all this stuff in the 60s and 70s instead of now
>>83455540what else would they totally do
>>83455745*puts you in gay biba jail*
discordposses never ruined my hole because they dont want to cross a border to visit me
>>83455758are you stupid
>>83455508nothing but i like the idea of making a romantic getaway
>>83455779canadaposs...or maybe even the very elusive tlacuache...
the la coochie
>>83455783i accept your concession and lack of argument
>i accept your concessionyou are so out of place
>>83455818i had a budding friendship with zaryposs but he hasnt been around recently. he was always... someone i wanted to be like
>noooo stop owning me
you are so boring
haha i wish someone owned me...
relationship ended with anubisnow wepwawet is my new husband/master
im literally taller than you punks
*smugly*only boring people get bored*makes another diablo 2 hardcore paladin*
im literally taller than two skunks
only boring people bore
what? you don't worship the wild animal-headed ancestor gods? are you even a real furry? i know it's the new moon tonight and werewolf powers are at their weakest but COME on
i wish i was a kitty girl
>>83455954you are
>relationship with anubis ended
>>83455867hi...
>>83455921based
>>83455972noopy...
>>83455865calm down kid you're not getting my autograph
>>83455921that explains why im bored all the time
zzzz....bo-ring...zzz
>>83456055*shoots ropes all over your face as you're sleeping*hehehe...
anubis and the buried bone
>>83456025..?
smiley won
honk mimimimiboringmimimi
boya
>>83456142we should rub 2 boyas togetherto stay warm
>>83456157good idea poss i hope you don't mind i put my hands around them and also stroke them you know to keep them warm :)
>>83456175that seems kinda cool now that i think about it
>>83456232why their penis invisible
>>83455982oh hi... didnt you see you there lol...
>>83456263its illegal to have penises overseas
>>83456315what's a cute critter like you doing in a big flashy thread like this...?
officially goodboy hoursyou guys *do* have your collars on don't you?
>>83456437erm......... what happens if i dont own a collar..............?
>>83456462you can make one out of paper temporarily
i wish i was a goodgirl
>>83456471what if i dont have any paper either...
>>83456483PAPER TOWEL
>>83456482possy... you're a good girl
>>83456501since when...
>>83456497but what if i d
>>83456509brat hours...
>>83456508since i laid my eyes on you...
chat i keep biffing these rizz checks
>>83456687you should stop trying to rizz boys and just straight up pick them up and bring them homeboys are free you can just take them
>>83456727they're usually bigger than me and they don't like being picked up :(
>>83455627as if chuds would wear makeup
SIGH jerking off alone again
>>83455954twinkhon face
>>83456799i wish i was a twinkhon
>>83456930>>83456930>>83456930
>>83451540Im the only one that likes wossageparty? lame
>>83456781ive only done this a thousand million times
