haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83456930habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
>>83464558>me sleeping alone as a lonely pbfless incel (i never put myself out there i always assume a pbf would just come to me on his own one day)
got called unhinged and a schizo :/
um the new thread interrupted my conversation about ice cream
>>83464608im sorry bibawe all have unhealthy thoughts sometime. people who call you unhinged are just less in touch with their own feelingsyou shouldnt pay mind to the opinions of random internet strangers anyway
>>83464637okay but like did you read his postit was pretty unhinged (and schizo)
i used to kick my furniture. nowadays im handling my anger better
when i get angry i just yell fuck really loudly a bunch of times
>>83464608i got called a "chud" once online
>>83464686yes but it was my fault for making him feel that way :(
getting a "this machine kills evil twinks" sticker on a pacifier
corporate cloud enterprise saas is such a weird world
>>83464711if someone gets into a tizzy for you existing that's on them. i think. i've completely lost the chain here and have no idea what point in the conversation this is referring to. fucking 4th dimensional conversing
i scroll through twitter and keep getting reminded about how im no longer the target audience demographic for most of the media and humor anymore now that im 23 years old. its the first year of me feeling "socially old" with more years of feeling that to come. i wonder how palpable this feeling will get when i turn 30.
>>83464770>im 23 years oldunf biba. want to listen to greenday and watch 2000s ytpmvs?
>>83464801yeah that and play ps2 gaymes on an emulator, you dont know how peaceful it actually is
https://litter.catbox.moe/5wm61r.mp4
>>83464843i'm gonna blow your mind, bibai played ps2 games...ON a ps2...
>>83464686name one reason why
>>83464909yeah so we're gonna have to rape you
whatever happened to maidpoet
>>83464928well he said he was being emotional and therefore implicitly speaking unreasonably so really he did the work for me :^)
>>83464922yeah i did too and i still have 2 slim models but i prefer to play it on an emulator with an upscaled resolution because the original video output would be too bad for my eyes (blurry)
>>83464964too true possy i should get back into emulating but not been in a gamer mood atm
kill everyone who acts without emotionemotion is an integral part to humanitytherefore unemotional people are unhumanthey are mere things posing as people, taking advantage of human systems, taking advantage of humanslet's kill those fuckin' psychos
UGH anons are so finnicky to talk to it's like one imperfect response and they fade into the void forever
>>83465026that's so true but i'm here for you just please don't hurt me and don't ask for me to feel something i don't already feel for you
>>83465042what do you feel for me possy........
>>83465021>raised to be emotionless because mom and dad would tell me im embarrassing myself every time i show happiness, mock me every time i cried and yell at me every time i get angry>now people want to kill me as if i havent suffered enough
>>83465026>anons
>>83465106i have a life outside of haha you know (but yes i'm also including posses)
a hoonter must hoont
>>83465131to sniff her butthole or to sniff her cookiethat is the question
>>83465086i don't have the words for the kind of things i feel for you>>83465088let it out and you are absolved
>>83465168*flushed emoji*p-possy i... i ju
new tagmap poll because I dont want votes to go to waste i promise I'll make it after thishttps://strawpoll.com/kogjRX2Y2g6If you think theyre all stupid reply with what you want as a vote
you might laugh but id settle for a pbf like this
>>83465193what was wrong with posshousenot a single non-poss is using posshouse
>>83465226me when i post in haha every day (no one ever responds)
>>83465226id ghost them as soon as I realized it wasn't a joke
>>83465231idk thats what I said but possies demanded a new tag
>>83465291someone did that to me once because i would just post memes at them inbetween normal conversations. hate that nigger still today (yes, NIGGER, he's A NIGGER)
we are raccy kirk
>>83464688cat smile (ugly)
>>83465300i guess ill be on posshouse and anything new that comes up
>>83465595waste of bread...
i wish i could become the admin of tagmap and just delete all of the haha related maps so that we could start fresh with the same name but oh well..............................................
>>83465609not if they toss it to the dog, they'll eat it
>>83465626that's a cat
>>83465192he looks like he's wearing a tux with a yellow tie.
sex with animals
>>83465817just jerk off with a poss about it
can u down a 20 foot waterslide pegnant?
>>83465647dogs like eating cats
a note to remember to turn your computer off before you kill yourself without warning
>>83465424rackirk
>>83465595i can hear this image
doggy boys love using their mouths
>>83465611>please... be gentle...
>>83466402what does it sound like?
>>83466518kitty meowing-screaming at you (tiny)
between possy and raccy, who tops and who bottoms?
>>83466916they're both sides and only frot or do oral/hand stuff. if they're really riled up and confident they might try dryhumping
>>83466916they're both verse
>pbf is "very concerned with the rise in antisemitism"it's over...
okay but what about throat fucking
>>83466916poss topsracc bottomsby force
>>83467082looks hotter than it feels desu
>>83467082have you ever been throat fucked?
>gay couple sentenced for raping adopted sonsson number 2 gets left out ONE TIME and has to get revenge baka
>>83467082id puke even if i tried hard not to because i have a bad gag reflex
went on tagmap and someone messaged me a month ago and i didnt see IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
>>83467267message them back please
>>83467287the first thing i did, biba
job market so bad that i might study for a masters instead of applying in my field
>>83467350forgot to attach a poss picture
bored*does pic related to you*
this is me
this is you
>>83466936>theyre anti anal incels just like me
>>83467407erm you can't actually evolve in dungeons.....
>>83467409wow dude you really [opposite of let yourself go]
>>83467666 (satan)we call that a "glow up"
>>83467409slapslapslapslapslapslapslapslap
>>83467407no you didnt liar
i feel better physically and mentally when i only eat a little bit of healthy food and i feel awful when i eat a lot of unhealthy food so why is it like bacteria in my intestines telling me to?where is it coming from
>>83468057poss do you really have to ask?
>>83468057bad bacteria thrives on unhealthy food and when they dont get it they die
*Lou Reed voice*hey white boywhat you doin uptown?
>>83468144thanks for reminding me i need to listen to metal machine music
>>83467407will never understand the urge to stick one's tongue in a poop holelike what would you get from that beyond a lingering smell and taste of shitno i don't believe it's possible to get it completely tasteless and odorless with just water and even if you could what's the point
>>83468385lick your armthats what an asshole tastes and feels like when they havent just pooped
>>83468385another thread, another chance to say the same thing right?
>>83468403i don't believe you
>>83468118how do i kill my bad bacteria so i only have good bacteria that want to eat oatmeal and cabbage and not bacteria that want to eat potato chips and gummy worms
i got some thrift store jeans today
>>83468508can i see i love denim
>>83468492https://www.nytimes.com/video/opinion/100000005015342/gut-hack.html
pbf who runs you off like white fang
>>83468508fattie
i'm waiting for my yeen
>>83468573
>>83468652i never see jeans my size at thrift stores they're always way too bigergou r fat
crazy how dick tastes just like skin
>>83468706i wouldnt know sorry
>>83468706it's the piss sweat and dried pre that gives it that good taste and flavor
cracking the joints in my knees just by flexing the muscles in my legs really hardyeah my body is pretty originally optimized, i bet nobody else can do that
>>83468706Really? Judging by the smell, I'd assume it tastes worse
i should become a thought leader on linkedin
>>83468848
>>83469062
>>83468735no but with my right leg i can touch my chin with the side of my heeland i can wrap my right arm around the back of my head and grab the right side of my faceconversely though i can't sit criss cross because my left hip is fried
do you ever have stuff you wish to tell someone but that someone doesnt exist? i have so many thoughts i wish i could share with someone i trust but that person simply doesnt existit isnt the same to do so on a place like haha unfortunately
>>83469165need me a boy who can just say he's autistic
>>83469183you are an abomination (said as politely as possible)
>>83469264an abibamination if you will
cool dad who let's his horny son sexually experiment with him
>>83469309giwtwm (either)
>>83469165>autistis discovering normal human interactionCan't make fun of them, normalfags are forgetting that shit too
i had a peach crostata today for the first time ever and this is how happy it made me https://youtube.com/shorts/cQRI-Q0zQs8?is=EyKsPQIOTeo4CFWXif you ever get the chance to try a fresh peach crostata with really fluffy sugary pastry dough and a strong coffee preferably iced do it because it will be the highlight of your day instantly
so anyway im eating this
>>83469264hell yeah i am
>>83469432be straight
>>83469449i wanna be her
>>83468385>>83468706we get it youre an incel
I'm bored any poss wanna play something
>>83468385>and even if you could what's the pointsmells good (not like poop)the boy's whose asshole you're smacking your tongue against will make a bunch of funny and hot noises the harder and deeper you do ityou can also touch his penis and for some reason if you stroke it while kissing and making out with his asshole his loads will be twice as bigbasically it just supercharges a boy's senses and turns him into a drooling mess
>>83469636worms
>>83469658i dont believe youdemonstrate
>>83469725you always play worms.
>>83469309that's what other dads are for
>>83469743yeah you're right.how about that golden light game or whatever the other poss wanted? or age of empires 2? or... i don't know, suggest something
>>83469784i dunno... we could watch something on hyperbeam instead...
>>83469738present yourself
brb guys im gonna go to mcdonalds>>83469792are you going to suggest the critic *sigh* we can watch the criticgive me 30 minutes
this could be us right now
>>83469809I've got a bunch of stuff on my server we could watch. https://rentry.co/polomedia haven't updated it so it's missing some new stuff I've got. (I'm also grabbing some new stuff as we speak lol)
>>83469636stream the criticbut not rn i have to go bike to a mart for dog food
me and who
>>83469913I don't have the critic sorry.
>>83469809HEY WAIT see my above post wait until i get back with dog food please (hopefully wont be more than 30min but just in case)
>>83469928hot
>>83469928>7 hour worship sessionneed
>>83469809id rather you go to kfc
>>83469831do you like art films? i suggest "house" from 1977do you like films about faggots? i suggest "cruising" from 1980do you like movies about crazy bitches? i suggest "chungking express" from idk whendo you like hlvrai? i suggest "half life full regret"do you like uhh... hmmm... um... hmmm :S ... do you like...heist movies? i suggest "thief" from 1981do you like uhh.. .god.. whateverlets watch hoodwinked>>83469946that'll depend on if its my hyperbeam room or polo's>>83470001im just warming up some chicken strips instead
>>83469928not me because i never get to do anything
>>83469796AAAAA NO NO NO I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT
>>83469928holy fuck its my dream that i didnt know i had until now
>>83470020>half life full regretI think someone streamed full regret here before and I liked what I saw.>that'll depend on if its my hyperbeam room or polo'sI'm gonna go on a walk so feel free to host sorry.
>>83470148how long is the walk cuz other poss is also on a walk
>>83470096to be the sniffer or the sniffee
pizza for birthday tonight!
>>83470233umm depends on whether i get to be a cute monster boy and what the guy is like and what the sniffee would look like and what happens during those 7 hours and
>>83469928probably gonna woss to this
>>83470267happy birthday poss!!!! how cute are you turning today!!!
>>83470289umm what if the sniffee is me and i'm just a normal size for a boy and also we can do other things during the 7 hours but i'd be fine either way
ok guys so ill be back at 6:45 and if we could get a poss stream of the critic going at that time that would be just fantastic
i'll gladly wait until 6:45. i'll defer the streaming to the other poss because its his server or whatever
>>8347030329 so not cute at all sorry
>>83470557sometimes it is
>>83470557actually that is very cute so you had better educate yourself on how cuteness works. 29 is very fine as the possum scholars say.
>>83470375ummmmm but i dont smell that good…………..
>>83470626you will by the time we're done
>>83470557for the record this is what 29 looks like >>83470645
>>83470579im looking a little rough i need to shave more often and work on my personal hygiene >>83470610sorry i dropped out i dont have that knowledge
>>83470666………….ok…………..i will trust u………. (most scared he has ever been in his life)
>>83470692this looks nothing like me...
>>83468492stop eating bad things and do intermittent fasting
>>83469831i thought you quit haha. im not complaint tho cuz i liked your avgn stream
>jerk off>still hornywhat the fuck
>>83469449don't use my line
>>83471096i really like the uniforms in beastars
hello? wheres the the critic stream
>>83471402ive been waiting for it toobut he didnt say his walk would be done at 6:45... in fact he never replied at all
>>83471447ok then you stream it
>>83471458alright bossy possyhttps://hyperbeam.com/i/OzB2eJvQ
are you gonna get in or what
>>83470979opossums and their little JUST'd haircuts
>>83469928holy shit i just beat my shit to that persons artwork
>>83470979jerk more
>>83471819same>>83471863in a bit
>>83469928why is it a girlwhere are his pubes
white boys from the 00s: yeah i think modest mouse's early work is better
im a modest mouse rare cassette releases before they were a proper band guy
my posstate feels hard
woke up from my nap feeling sour but i did more heroin and now i feel better
>>83471956*pokes it*
white girls from the 00s would beat the shit out of you if talked shit about Nsync.
>>83472225it's kinda painful to do anal
for me it's the mountain goats
i kinda feel like jerking off too
>>83471988They say, there are no two people on Earth exactly the same. No two faces, no two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure?
>>83472346cool let's jerk off together
reading yaoi in my room puts me in the depressive covid lockdown headspace
https://litter.catbox.moe/y0m49jtoo3g9tlgw.pnghow do I make it get Big
>>83472572you stroke it possy
>>83472343when my sister and i are in the car together we sing love love love
>>83472572vore someone and incorporate their biomass and immortal soul into your penis
>>83472572fuckkk is that you you're beautifulyou remind me of this video i found one time of this random really hairy slightly squishy early 20-something he was putting a big fucking sex toy in his ass and justhe was beautiful. it was in his bedroom, the angle was medicore, slightly out of focus, bad lighting... but it was beautiful. he was so adorable
>>83472343YOU WERE COOL BADANANANANAANNAAN DANANANANAANA AYEAAAHHHH *rocks out*
>>83472662you made me click that and it was very ugly and not appealing
>>83472708that's rude it's a cute dick though maybe a little hairy
dicks are supposed to be hairyunless theyre on shotes
if i wanted to play with hair it would be on my pbf's head
>>83472572youre just like my expbf but he has a pp hood v cute
>>83472662thank you poss do you wanna get coffee sometime? I could go make a cup and drink it at my computer and stay up all night
smiley here might post my dick again since it got called cute
why do namefags feel the need to advertise themselves every time they post
>>83472861cool make sure to show off your balls too babe god gave them to you for a reason
big egos
>>83472880smiley gets a free pass because him wosser is real good
>>83472897he doesnt wanna fuck you ferks
big cocks
>>83472906smiley here ferks is an asexual freak he wouldnt care about my dick hed be asking about my feet
>>83472916love em
on the island where nopossy goes
>>83472935when yuore pants are color like couch
>>83472839i'll make a coffee right now if you want to share onejust spent like 20 minutes trying to find that video but i think it's gone :(
i don't really understand this
>>83472974thats just being poor
>>83473018>looks at my undies>not color of couchPHEW
>having underwearwoah look at mr monopoly over here
yeen here
>>83473105*yeens you*
>>83473105
>>83473105u stinky?
>>83472897>>83472885thanks for the compliments sweetie here you go
>>83473229really cute possy. would smooch
"smileys wosser is so good" "smiley has an amazing wosser" and THAT'S HIS WOSSER?this is namefag worship
loves israel but is circumcised
erm jelly your wosser isnt being called cute much
>>83473229SSSNNNNNIIIIFFF (i love ur wosser)
uncircumcised*
>>83473229whoa benis
>>83473271>>83473293id like to submit this as anecdotal evidence that only the circumcised hate israel and its due to bitterness over the situation
my wosser foreskin has been getting really dry from me showering too often and jacking off too often. its a problem
>>83473313how can you say you love israel if your penis isnt mutilated
>>83472839coffeeposs please
>>83473333clearly its because i can think about israel rationally and not blame jews for cutting off my foreskin
>>83473352clearly you're a phony
>>83473366yeah well *slaps you around with my dick a lil* shut up slut and get to it *presses my tip against your pouted lips*
>>83473376be gone thot im taken
detoxifying the thread with girls
seething rn because ferks and smiley have better wosser than me. this world fucking sucks
>>83473449can i see yours? i wont be mean
>>83473449you can be my fuckslut and keep it caged up so we dont have to look at it cutie
me in my retard pen
