CFNM Edition.A thread for weeby eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and those who have no hopes of ever fucking real women! If you've given up on ever getting pussy or just prefer being a porn-addicted hand-fucker from now on then this is the thread for you!Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83406843/
absolutely getting off to the fact I fetishize being pussyfree so hard that I don't think i'd even want to lose my virginity anymore if the offer came up. I mean, maybe i'm coping because it never will, but also given how hard I nut to the idea of being a virgin for life, maybe not.
>>83465610 Lol yeah that sounds tragic on your part too but at least it's a constant stream of entertainment.
>>83467463yeah, or at least peak fap fuel haha
>>83467645Yeah it's double the fuel for the same price basically our moms and seeing them in action.
>>83467725yeah God nothing ever made me cum better than knowing how my Mom moans when riding dick, or that she likes to be spanked, or that her ass is fat enough I can hear the plap of flesh on flesh from my room
>>83467798Damn so she really has a fat ass huh
>>83467811oh yeah, you can tell it's fat just from looking but I don't think I appreciated how thick those cheeks were until I heard it. Then an increase in 'accidentally' seeing her nude confirmed it.
>>83467869I fucking love accidental nudity, how many accidents were there with your mom?
>>83467915quite a lot, never kept count though. Nudity wasn't treated as a big deal because she and my Dad had been casual nudists before having kids, plus until my 20's we only had one bathroom so you'd inevitably run into each other getting in and out of the shower, so like I could even knock on her door if I wanted her for something, and if she was naked she'd only make a cursory effort covering up.Such a great sight, man. Saggy tits but still looked so full, plus that ass. Fuck.
>>83468025>she and my Dad had been casual nudists>we only had one bathroom Kek holy fuck anon literally me well to be fair only my mom was a nudist, my dad didn't really care but yes we too only had one shower for example until I was at least in my teens.> she'd only make a cursory effort covering upThat's really the hottest shit ever isn't it?Can also confirm on saggers being amazing but my mom's ass is incredibly mediocre.
>>83468081fucking nice man (apart from the mediocre ass), glad you got to enojy nude Mom and saggers though!To be fair, Mom's ass was only so fat because she's a total BBW, but i've always liked fat chicks anyway (probably because of her) so i'm into that. Plus it means I can still get hard for her now she's in her 60's and sagging and softer even more.
>>83468211Based anon too, hope that you'll get to enjoy your huge mom for years to come. We have more or less the same ago judging from our resumes in the last thread so our moms must be around the same age range as well which is funny and hot.
>>83468245Thanks man, you too. I still live at home as well (autism + she basically thinks i'm too retarded to live by myself and tries to keep me here/in supported living + she might be right) so hopefully i've got a while ahead of me fapping to her.And the age makes it even hotter, as old as we are still with no real expeience of girls other than being creeps to Mom.
>>83468427ADHD diagnosed here lol. At least I provide.
>>83468461haha geez man rub it in, well I can't really complain though like I said it keeps me living with my BBW Mom
>>83468605Oh sorry I didn't actually mean to, I just wanted to say that I'm still in a similar situation as yours and that my mom excuses me because I work lol.
>>83468639ohhh okay my bad in that case! nah mine, she won't say it but you can very clearly tell from the way she worries and negs me if I try to be independent she doesn't think i'm up to it. Doesn't matter though because it means i'm going dumb for saggers every time I see them.
>>83468691>going dumb for saggers every time I see themIt's so good necause for how much they want us close to keep an eye on us, they're only making our addictions for their giant mom tits worse.
>>83468771oh yeah it's messed with me. Like, if i'm being honest, a guy like me probably isn't getting any sex even without her because of my physical and mental problems, but maybe i'd at least be less incestuous if it wasn't quite so easy to spy on her in the shower or peek into her room or steal her panties or whatever.
>>83468893Almost like her belongings are there to bait us. During my entire life, I stole in order I think:>Her towel>Her underwear (both bra and panties)>Her actual clothes (in a bag)>Her pool swimsuit>Her beach swimsuitAnd at most I received a week without electronics for my punishment.
>>83468971it absolutely feels like that sometimes, especially since my Mom is the type who just pretends she doesn't see it and accidentally enables me, so like if she knows I steal her clothes she's barely done a thing about it.
>>83469055They don't totally see us anon even if they know. Going back to your previous posts it's like they know that deep down we aren't a "threat" to them so they let us get away with small shit like stealing their clothes. They can always get them back too.
>>83469106That would actually make a lot of sense, because despite being pussyfree and autistic a lot of my (admittedly small circle of) friends are female, and it's obvious they see me as basically non-sexual and non-threatening the way they talk about men with me. Mom would know better than anyone just how sexless I really am, know i'm not a threat, and probably figure what's the harm in letting him listen in on sex, given he's never going to have it otherwise?
>>83469205Yup definitely feels a bit of a pity prize there going.
>>83469245and that's fine by me! like with all my hang ups i'd probably suck at sex anyway and i've more or less accepted it's not for me, but this? this is hot as hell.
>>83469331Probably sounds a bad cope on my part but I don't even like sex, never liked it as I genuinely find vaginas a disgusting thing. This like you said on the other hand fires up all my two neurons, literally I wouldn't care about anything else sexually wise if I could just spy and mess with my mom for life.
>>83469417same! I know my dick's small, I know I have anxiety about being able to perform, i'm not attractive enough to get hot girls, etc. Could be cope but i'm genuinely happier as a virgin these days I think. Don't think i'd even lose it if I had a chance when I could shoot loads for Mom's tits instead.
>>83469484The only sad part for me is that I know I'm kinda attractive as I have my mom's genes but dad absolutely fucked me over with penis length and girth so I'm just a lost cause for performance. So I'll save everyone's time and just focus on the one woman that's closest to me, my mom who also happens to have the greatest pair of tits that I've witnessed in real life. Naked ofc.
>>83469586real. i'm a genetic dead end and lost cause and i'd never fuck someone as hot as her, so i'm going to enjoy this for as long as I can.
>>83469689Well said anon well said
>>83468971Holy based, which item/clothing did you like the smell of the most?
>>83469994Her bra
>>83469994NTA, but her panties for me. She has this strong scent from her musk and it's got better as she's gotten older.
>>83467402I want to be in a CFNM situation with a girl I like.
>>83471157Same anon what would be your preferred situation
>>83471234Getting my clothes stolen at the gym after showering, so I have to call her with my phone to help get home safely. She's also at the gym since we were there together.
>>83471485>clothes stolen at the gym after showeringThis is already good enough for me. The phone bit is probably a bit unrealistic because the rest of my stuff would have been taken by the thief too, I'm thinking another route like me having to sneak in the female locker rooms to warn her about it is one good alternative.
>>83471560Do you have another location, where you would want the CFNM situation?
>>83471910Public pools or beaches are easy mode for losing swimsuits in the water so them, I guess. Your pic also fuels some fantasies like answering to the door and losing your towel like that.
>no anon to drool over knots with sad..
What are we gooning to today my fellow/pfg/ gooners
>be sobernormal spread of kinks>be high enoughliterally all i can think about is huge, musky, leaky black dick this means nothing I'm sure
>>83473218No idea yet, just started... But I think I know what's on your docket!
>>83473288That's part of the fun of getting high is having tastes change I find though, I know lots of anons tend to get a little more faggy when stoned at least
>>83473605My absolute favorite thing about getting high
>>83473605>That's part of the fun of getting high is having tastes change I findI enjoy it a lot too, much more than I want to desu>>83473634So true bestie
>>83473724>BestieMy fav thing to watch when high
>>83473634You can't go wrong with getting high, especially with other losers. Losers help losers sink even deeper>>83473724Awe but getting high would mean you know what you're getting yourself into dummy so I think you're looking to enjoy your alternative tastes
>>83473775Whoops lol too highhttps://rule34video.com/video/3093318/best-futaz-futanari-pmv/
>>83473797>I think you're looking to enjoy your alternative tastesof course not, why would you think that: :3>>83473775>>83473806gock always makes me drool
>>83473858Just a shot in the dark but I guess I missed. But luckily for you it seems more than just thick black cocks get your attention when high but unfortunately for you it seems like it's still cock <3
>>83473906It's not my fault being stoned makes me so weak...
>>83473858Gock is the best kind
>>83473906Only one variety for me
>>83473605Rubbing my cock all over anons dopey face until he forgets about women entirely~
