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Legs Edition

Anons/Avas:
>Post the character you want to play with on the "Xth for" anchor.
>Share what kind of scene or dynamic you're looking for.
>Lurk and see what catches your eye.
>Post what characters you want to play as.
>If you're a newbie, don't overthink it. Picking up a new character is always encouraged.
>Reach out to avas directly if something they offer interests you.

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Xth for__!
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>>83474178
You forgot
>If someone does not not take the time to read your post don't respond. Ignoring low effort shitters improves the quality of the thread
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>>83474233
OP here, stop trying to use the new OP to shill your retarded, drama-baiting shitposts, thank you!
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Xth for __!
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>Rope snare set.
>Pitfall trap set.

1:00:00.

>The youth will return to inspect his bait once the clock has ticked to zero.
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>>83474178
>Post the character you want to play with on the "Xth for" anchor.
xth for has always been a notoriously awful way of finding partners, what a horrible recommendation.
>Share what kind of scene or dynamic you're looking for.
As opposed to what? Not posting at all? Waste of time advice.
>Lurk and see what catches your eye.
Why is this included?
>Post what characters you want to play as.
Again, why is this included? Do you think a new person wouldn't figure this out in under 1 minute?
>If you're a newbie, don't overthink it. Picking up a new character is always encouraged.
Again, why is this included? How dumb do you think people are?
>Reach out to avas directly if something they offer interests you.
This advice is useless from top to bottom. Half of it is self-evident if you lurk for literally 5 minutes. The other half is bad advice.

This greentext is garbage and clutters up the OP.
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>>83474311
Sweaty boy feet.
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>>83474311
Being a part of an underground paramilitary extremist group.
Taking in a girl orphaned when we destroyed her home town.
Raising her to become a partisan of the cause that orphaned her.
Being shocked and dismayed when she develops yandere tendencies and wants to marry me.
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>>83474424
>This greentext is garbage and clutters up the OP.
Poor guy's struggling to parse 2 lines of text.
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>>83474256
>Op here
Are you twelve?
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>>83474424
>clutters up the OP.
What should the OP have instead?
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Caren!
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You all remember Crimson Desert
And
Now you don't
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>>83474619
I remember Closers
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>>83474220
Nozo, what prompt did you use?
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>>83474619
I need it cracked so I can play, but I really want to play. I'm not paying over 60 for a vidya.
Whatever culture war garbage you're peddling I also have no clue about.
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>>83474648
Yuri was quite fine
>>83474698
I just find it funny how it was a super hot topic on /v/ for like 2 weeks until everyone else forgot about it.
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Evening everyone. Fun plans tonight or things you'd like to do?
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>>83474751
What about you?
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>>83474220
I'm going to milk Owain's BBC because of this post.
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>>83474220
Is that Karmelo Anthony lmao
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Desperate avas be like.
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Once there's just a few more pieces of art.....
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Tharja
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>>83474722
She sure was.
It was Soma for me, gave me my love for energetic big boobed girls hiding a rough past.
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>>83474953
I only really played Closers back in the 10's tho
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>>83474953
>>83474722
What is Closers?
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>ARE THOSE BOOBS? I HAVE TO INTERJECT INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S CONVERSATION
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>>83475008
Same desu. Played it on and off but it was too repetitive (play stage 1-4 6 times).
>>83475038
Korean MMO
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>>83475062
>Reach out to avas directly if something they offer interests you.
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>>83475073
>If someone does not not take the time to read your post don't respond. Ignoring low effort shitters improves the quality of the thread
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>>83474311
Clussy.
Harley seems like the type who could get gangbanged by a bunch of goons in the back of a van and walk away whistlin’
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>>83474912
Avas for this feel?
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>>83475071
Gotcha, never did get into MMOs so I don't think I'd have any idea how to play it but thanks for telling me, those girls look plenty hot.
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>>83474912
What about desperate anons like >>83475134
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>>83475109
He literally asked what they were talking about. How is that not reading the post? This feels like you're just trying to shove hate down our fucking throats.
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>>83474787
Something related to Dame Aylin, Isobel, or ideally both. Something nice and sapphic preferrably, maybe under the moonlight?
Additionally things with Jill Stingray from your favorite cyberpunk bartending game. Squirrel Girl doing everything with the powers of a squirrel and a girl. Possibly something with Yorra given I enjoy her look and what character she does have. Something related to Starcraft that I'm not quite worked out yet, and 40k as well by the same space fantasy/sci-fi standards. Maybe something about a woman in an inquisitorial retinue...
Almost all of them are half-baked and I'd not consider them proper ideas yet.
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Concerny moving on to force a new OP and revealing he's not a shit poster just very autistic wasn't in my bingo card
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>>83475127
Fuck, I love it when clowns are just colored like that from head to toe. Like clowns are their own race...
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Fuck Milky
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>>83475194
Asking for the sauce has been a thing since literally the inception of 4chan. Why is it suddenly a bad thing now?
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>>83475071
It was honestly kind of mid but yuri is smokin'
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>>83475215
I wish we had a Sunny so bad, I need her big clown honkers.
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>>83475237
That's how you get a mouthful of long colorful handkerchief.
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>>83475275
That only makes me hornier. That or she just sprays milk like a seltzer bottle. Wonder how many handkerchiefs she can pull out of her cleavage.
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>>83474619
>>83475225
wtf is wrong with her
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>>83474935
(Based...)
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>>83475215
Me too! Do they come from some other planet maybe? Or even another dimension??
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>>83475307
good bye anon
>Whacks
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Box grew on me when she told Milky she wanted nothing to do with him
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>>83475346
I don't know for sure about any of that. But they certainly have their own physics engine!
Although... I have to say Harley is hotter in a bodysuit.
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>>83475365
Box grew on me when she bounced on Owain's dick for the 50th time.
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>>83475365
That was when I knew box was fake nice. Milky did pretty much nothing to them but when they became popular to hate they jumped on a bandwagon for easy brownie points.
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Post characters you want to FUCK
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>>83475478
>when I'm in a rewriting history competition and my opponent is this anon
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>>83475127
Speaking of Harley...
For you.
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>>83475478
Box really had nothing to say to milky.
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>>83475511
That was accurate. But your ava gaslighting powers are off the fucking charts.
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>>83474370
0:00:00.

>The rope snare has been chewed out.
Blasted thing...

>Inside the pitfall trap is an african fat-tailed gecko. Eli stabs it through the head with his hunting knife and claims his meal. It'll have to do.
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>>83475511
Box if you're going to shit on someone for easy ins just admit it and don't run defense on anon.
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>>83475507
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If Milky wants to be treated like a human the first step is reading before posting.
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>>83473668 (Caren)
No but there's a subreddit. You'd be surprised by the dedication of some people as there are some regulars who still post sketches. Demonstration: https://youtu.be/kV6lu4rHjJw?si=QebIpdRnJAl3tj9S
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>>83475571
He does, you just get mad that the lact fetishist asks for lact. Then again you do get mad at Owain for breeding too so I guess nobody is allowed to have fun.
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Post the milky 2b prompt.
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>>83475588
>He does
We have plenty of examples he doesn't, such as confusing Byleth twice on the same day.
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>>83475507
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>>83475588
Almost every time I post a character request he approaches me asking if I'm playing the girl lol when I make it obvious I want to play WITH. I don't mind anymore I just ignore him and don't reply
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>>83475624
I'm convinced you just look for any reason to be mad than have any genuine concern for people if you're this fucking petty.
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>>83475448
She certainly does fill hers out nicely, huh?~

>>83475535
Gorgeous…and just a little bit intimidating. Very very hottt
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>>83474562
Heya there.
>>83475573
Not that shocked by that one honestly there is one for most things. Heh if I liked a character enough I'd do the same she is cute afterall.
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Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting
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>>83475680
How does the week look? I might want to play but I'm looking pretty busy.
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>>83475668
>Backpedaling in real time
>Ad-hominem
>Moving the goalpost
Oof the cope. Again, if Milky wants to get treated better, he should read the posts he replies to. People don't like feeling like they're a chatbot for him milk kink
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>>83475507
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>>83474220
This feels like the opening of a Key and Peele bit.
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>>83475706
>for him milk kink
Yup. He screwed up. Get him.
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>83475693
Milkshit implying people want to play with him is cute desu.
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>>83475706
>Getting madder at nothing
Only proving your opponent right. Maybe stop getting mad over trivial bullshit.
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>>83474751
Evening, Honey! Nothing for me but watching anime for the rest of the night and relaxing to prepare for tomorrow...Car AC's gonna be fixed in a few days, hopefully. Hopefully the night turns out to be super eventful and fun for you!
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>>83475682
A classic righ there.
>>83475693
Pretty good though there are people who might want me so they appear might have to prioritize them since they've been waiting longer but overall not that busy.
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>>83475722
Who plays with you Spoiled?
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>>83475706
I don't think he'll ever do so. A couple threads ago I saw him posting tranny furry shit. He's part of two insufferable communities, and he'll only get worse.
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>WHA and Najimi flirting.
Please, do this literally anywhere else
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>>83475719
Minor spelling mistake...
>>83475725
You're still moving the goalpost dude. I'm not mad at all, can't say the same from the vibes I'm getting from your posts. Does Milky read the posts he replies to or not?
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milkies denied
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>>83475710
agreeed
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>>83475737
Well fuck, I hope we can get to it soon. I want to do something even though I'm trying to typefuck less. We'll see then.
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>>83475710
Is she considered a loli? I say yes.
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>I'm trying to typefuck less.
LET'S FUCKING GO.
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>>83475740
>>83475757
Milky, give it a rest with the nonstop defending yourself on Anon. Let it go.
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>>83475752
>I'm not mad. See how I have to reply to every post when I brought it up to begin with. That's a sign I'm not mad.
Little advice. Stop getting mad at things that don't concern you, it makes life easier. Who are we kidding you're just going to post at this again and learn nothing.
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>>83475777
Trip of truth
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>>83475772
How many of these do I have to post until you just leave me the fuck alone.
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>>83475682
Those kicks were fast as lightning
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>>83475768
Seems more like a hebe to me.
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>>83475806
Close enough. UooOOooHHH
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>>83475777
>Makes argument
>Gets proven wrong
>YOU'RE MAD
You gotta be careful or the military is going to kidnap you and use you as armor for tanks, because your deflection abilities are insane.

Again, hard mode: no copes allowed this time. Does Milky read the posts he replies to or not?
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>>83475670
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It's the anon who gets assblasted when you mention 6 btw
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>>83475588
>>83475668
>>83475791
Really nigga
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>>83475507
>
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>>83475817
man you really gotta stop getting mad over nothing
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>even though I'm trying to typefuck less
Don't think that's a problem chap
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>>83475791
Clicking a checkbox isn't hard. Any shitposter could do it.
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>>83475817
>Does Milky read the posts he replies to or not?
Yes, and nitpicking every single mistake one person can make over ten years only proves you are an obsessed, pathetic faggot. Now shut the fuck up and stop getting mad, you've even resorted to caps lock you're that desperate
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>>83475682
*HUNGH*
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>>83475507
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I find extremely amusing we're expected to believe the autistic thread pest with a monokink who doesn't even play women gets an insta defense force but avas who play women get shitposted regularly with few anons around to defend them.
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In 9 days, I'll be soul-molesting my beloved Kris and maybe even Noelle a ton.
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>>83475859
>This never happens
Try even slightly saying something critical about nurse. I fucking dare you.
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>>83474178
Man, I want Angela to sit on me...or to at least get squished by her legs.
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>>83474311
Breest feeding my female friend
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>>83475876
Concerny, you Nurse obsession is leaking.
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>>83475757
>trying to typefuck less
So you're treating this place like your blog even though you have a Discord instead? Fuck off
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>>83475859
Nurse? Caren? Tharja? Pletnty of avas get instant defense force, this is nothing new.
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>>83475749
Are you going to complain about nurse and hskw or half of caren's anons?
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>>83475859
Actually this kind of shitposting behavior gets called out a lot. Only when the subject is milky one faggot tries to say this isn't a thing when shitposting is called out regularly. Take last thread and the green for example.
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>>83475900
>t. Is shitposting
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>>83475859
I don't think the defense force is real, I think it's legitimate concern trolling even if the Singular Concerny isn't real. People want to make Milky look bad so they act like they're defending Milky and act badly.
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>>83475890
He doesn't really have a discord since avas don't want to be associated with him on there
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>>83475884
Exactly my point lol.
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>>83475898
hskw is a figment of your imagination. just like tharja's anon isn't them.
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Fucking someone as female Kris to cuck rance
Breastfeeding someone as toriel to cuck milky
Boiling someone alive to cuck box
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>>83475912
How hard is it to believe that shitposting just gets called our for what it is? We call out nurse and WHA shitposting, but call out Milky shitposting and suddenly it's a problem.
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>>83475924
Counterpoint: You're the only autistic faggot with a problem with Nurse because they don't talk with Milky. This may surprise you but we really don't care if avas talk to Milky or not.
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>>83475792
>>83475846

In fact it was a little bit frightening
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>>83474220
INJECTING DNA INTO AN EGG!
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>>83475947
>Even slightly implies something negative about nurse
>This much defense
>>83475859 see, it isn't just milky. This guy goes way harder on Nurse than anyone does on milky.
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>>83475937
Hey wait a minute, one of these things is different from the others....
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>>83475882
based breest feeder
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Thinking about the posts about age gaps from last thread. How big of a gap is too wide? What do you think?
A 20-year-old girl and a 40-year old man probably isn't too controversial. What about an 18-year-old girl and a 50-year-old man? Most people would consider 16 and 60 a horrible crime, but how do you feel in the context of /erp/?
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>>83475893
Only Nurse gets a insta defense force out of these
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>>83475974
As long as you clear the age of consent it's literally just two consenting adults. But people have done shota and loli here too.
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>>83475757
Same here same here would happily enjoy some fun whenever we can. And well if you want to typefuck less it's fine as long as it's what you want.
>>83475882
Heya finally caught you.
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>>83475949
But they fought with expert timing!
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>>83475974
Anything over 15 is a no go....
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Milky has a trip. Filter it.
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"Defense force" is inherently a shitposter term. It implies avas have a simp army when in reality we're just calling you a faggot retard because you're shitposting
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>>83476004
If you filter him you'll have this faggot >>83475963 on your back for as long as you post here.
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>>83476011
Dubs of truth
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>>83475325
Owain?
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Hmmm…..Japanese GF who gets off on being orientalist towards the Ch*nese….

>>83475827
Blackberry lipstick….for a juicy and flavorful cockslobbering!
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>>83476027
All I did was point out nurse has a defense force. You're so obsessed with this shit it isn't even funny man. Please whatever you're doing or whoever you think I am no, just stop posting.
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>>83475997
Wrong fella. Not them. But I can feed you if you want.
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>Shitposting
>Milky shitposting
>Only avas around that play women are Caren and Lapis
Ah, I love /erp/ Mondays
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>>83476011
This was a desperate lie when you were pretending owain's defense force didn't exist, and it's still bullshit now. Own up, simp.
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>>83475735
Evening, you. Enjoy your anime! And congrats on the car being fixed too. I should be all fine and fun, we'll see if anything actually happens. But even then, I got to stay inside on a day reaching 90+ so I count it as winning. Thank you!
>pet pet. posts this
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>>83475974
It's pretty cut and dry, at teasl for erotic roleplay standards. The majority of ageplay dynamics involve one character being underage. A 20 year old and a 50 year-old or whatever doesn't do it for most. Ageplay can be woven in as a mixture when combined with incest for two adult characters. It's about tacking taboos.
>40 year old mother and her 20 year old son
But that's about it, besides gilfs, which are a rare appreciation.
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>>83476052
>t. Shitposter mad he got called a faggot retard
Maybe try not shitposting? Lol
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>>83476041
That damn clown could make me cum just from talking.
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>>83476011
There have been scattered defense forces in the past. One of the strongest being the old Jinx Defense Force which ended up disbanding a couple of years ago.
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>>83475507
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>>83476051
Name a single fem ava you'd play with.
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>>83476091
Silver.
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>>83475994
I know those things, what I'm curious about are opinions from the folks here. How different anons and avas *feel* about it.

>>83476003
Ah, a dangerous predator. But then again, you look like you're still in school yourself. Maybe there are those who'd call your corruption of the wholesome little children nothing but a bit of harmless fun?
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>>83476095
Shitposter.
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Might be me schizoing out but I'm starting to think shitters idolize avas like Jinx and Silver because they're gone. No risk of having to actually play, and you can put them on a golden pedestal to shitpost others
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Caren gonna get fat as much milk as shes drinking.
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>>83476034
(Gaming at the moment, but hi Nonny. I can chat for a bit. Do you need something from me?)
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>>83476116
Caren was already fat
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>>83476083
>Jinx, addressing the JDF:
>The only person I need to defend me is my loving hubby Alucard, you can go now.
>And then she was all alone.
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>>83476087
I want that bunny to “arrest” me, pin me against the cop car and jerk me off until I fire ropes against the window for the other criminals on the backseat to see
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>>83476115
That is entirely it.
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>>83476077
Ya really mean it? Like I can just sit here and gab and look pretty and watch ya spank it fer a little while? That’d be pretty neat!~
Ooh, you got onea them silicone pocket twats? I LOVE watchin’ guys work those things!
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Fucking Caren in the ass and stroking his small penis
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>>83476121
>>83474220
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>>83475568
>>83475710
>>83475851
>3 umas
Christ
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>>83476115
They do say parting makes the heart grow fonder.
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>>83476164
No but I can just sit here and pump my cock right in front of your face while you keep talking like that. Good gosh just hearing the way you talk makes my cock absolutely start growing like crazy.

You keep up that encouraging talk while I pump my cock in front of your face and I’ll end up giving you another layer of face paint.
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>>83476179
1st is likely Hotaru
2nd is likely McQueen
3rd is likely subanon
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>>83476003
Hi Anonee-san!
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>>83476115
I think you weren't around when they were, and you fail to understand that anons who miss them don't just miss those two avas for their writing or personality, but the whole different thread dynamic and atmosphere of the time. The thread is completely different now, and when people think back to what they miss they tend to focus on two especially popular avas. For them, Silver or Jinx is a symbol of the way the thread was.
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>>83476049
You aren't the bestie who who is feeding her besite milk after getting preggers? Damn I keep missing them...
Cute art though, me as Quinqui.
I'd love to but currently in a session so was going to ask if you were them when you're available to play but hell I'd love to play with you too so I could as the same question anyways you seem fun.
>>83476051
Scared of a nun?
>>83476116
What the heck...
>>83476135
What in the actual heck!
>>83476168
What in the actual heck is happening right now...
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>>83475974
>How big of a gap is too wide?
More than like a 20 year age gap is a bit much for me, yeah. A 18-year-old and a 50-year-old feels too creepy, regardless of genders
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>>83476148
>And only her junkie remained.
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>>83476211
fat but with a big penis
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>>83476211
You are busy this week yes? Maybe next week.
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>>83476210
What were things like back then?
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>>83476003
Into bad ends onee san?
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>>83476066
Thank you very much! Definitely what I need to wind down after such a long day...Well, even if nothing fun happens tonight, I'm sure you'll get up to something soon! And even if you don't, I'll guarantee it when I finally take you back into my clutches! Try not to shiver /too/ much in anticipation for that moment, okay? Staying inside, though...Ugh, lucky you. Wish we could all stay inside until summer ended...
>Leans into those pets, and posts this right back!
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>>83476148
And then Alucard dropped her for He-ze.
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>>83476210
We shouldn't be making anyone 'symbols' of the thread. Idolizing people is partly how these threads declined.
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>>83476256
Nta, but avas wouldn't get shitposted for trying/playing with anons. It was almost like a golden rule
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>>83476263
I almost feel bad for Alucard
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>>83476272
Femanon got shitposted for being a bad writer, not for playing with anon.
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>>83475507
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>>83476283
What do you write?
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>>83475757
This is a very pushy post.
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>wouldn't get shitposted for trying/playing
This doesn't happen now either. Why do people like like this?
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People are calling Tharja the new Jinx. I wonder if we'll see a repeat of Alucard's conquest and then abandonment of Jinx with her. Botan and Najimi both seem like they're grabbing as much of Tharja's time as they can. Luuk seems likely to make a try, but he goes after every ava playing females and may not be able to monopolize Tharja's time.
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>>83476200
Hey hey! Sorry, I was just stopping by to make an opportune joke, I don't have time to do anything
>>83476259
That depends a bit one what you mean by bad ends
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I thought femanon left after getting dropped by several anons in a row.
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>>83476229
These fetishes are getting out of hand. Actually wait people have been doing fat with huge dick since the start of drawn porn actually.
>>83476237
Not really, I have stuff with the other bestie with milk and Milky and a few others but nobody set a date so pretty much free until whoever shows up first, could be you.
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>>83476263
>>83476278
Why? It's not how it went. They stopped playing way before Alucard starting playing with Reze.
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>>83476278
I couldn't feel sorry for any of the parties involved due to being too busy pointing and laughing at them.
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A 4th uma has hit the characters you want to FUCK post
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>>83476313
Wrong.
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>>83476306
Those anon were all shitposters.
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>>83476322
will they be fucked? the answer may surprise you
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>>83476327
>no true anon
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>>83476297
Do you faggots come here to get your dick sucked or to treat this general as a soap opera lol
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So does Nurse do anything new or is it the same old characters?
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>>83476278
>almost
Who will pity the vampire?
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>>83475507
>
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>>83474220
my bomb devil
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>>83475507
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>>83476338
Preferably both.
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>>83476338
jealousy always makes things turn out like this
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>>83475507
>Adds more uma to the list of want to fuck.
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>>83476311
Well this week I likely cannot. Hopefully soon after I can find you
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>>83476360
>Jealousy
Why impute bitterness to it? I enjoy the drama between thread personalities myself.
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>>83476350
Write your dogeza for Toji.
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>>83476299
Of course. It's very late for you. Before you go, what do you think about adult characters in a kid' body?
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Why avas don't play with anons anymore: the thread.
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>>83476297
Byleth with the steel chair.
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Everyone wants to fuck horses it seems
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>>83475670
Seeing someone who is clearly Catwoman embody Harley is odd.
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>>83475507
Post-victory sex.
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>>83476401
What wise wisdom from an anonymous poster. Surely not a shitpost designed to create more friction between two groups!
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>>83476392
i already did?? anyways wish me luck in this rivals match
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nay
remain umaless for the rest of your days
>B-But someone will eventually play-
not for thee
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>>83475507
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>>83476297
Najimi has WHA so it's more likely Botan will try to claim them.
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>>83475507
A cat is fine too.
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>>83476401
Weird, I played on Anon 2 times last week and it worked fine...
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> Want to write some ERP
> Decide to head to /ERP/
> Want to see how they do it
> Drama

Why tf do y'all got defense forces for ERP
Anyway, what character should I do?
>> 83433111
I'm this anon. I want to do hornyshit.
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>>83476428
Hope you lose :^)
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>>83476428
(If you win, come kiss my nuts as whatever character you're playing.)
(Good luck.)
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>>83475507
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>>83476345
Nobody I can think of. He cannot ungay himself.
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>>83476423
>Doesn't approach any ava
>Doesn't interact positively with avas
>Comes here to shitfling
>Doesn't post session ideas
>Doesn't play
This is 80% of anons and everything else is cope.
>B-b-but you are-!
Where are the ava on anon sessions? Anons are 90% of the thread at any given time, but the overwhelming majority of sessions now in /erp/ are ava on ava. What's that?
>Hint, avas know you shitpost them.
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STOP POSTING UMAAAS
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>>83475507
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>>83476311
It's a very common archetype, you're born to bang Caren.
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>>83476460
Does that 80% include you, mr numbers guy?
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>>83476399
Ehhhhh, that depends pretty heavily on what you mean by that and how you would play them. I like my shotas very shota-y you know? It's sort of the point. Cute and small, sometimes innocent and sometimes a bit pervy but overexcited and clumsy with it.
Shotas that are just played as grown ups are usually gonna be a no
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>>83476478
To a degree, yes. Just like it includes (You).
>Source?
>Both of us are shitflinging instead of trying to play.
Cope and rope and cope. The thread will never go back to how it used to be because the anons who play moved on to /ftt/ and /gywb/.
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>>83476460
It's less about knowing someone's shitposting and more like Anons are faceless penises with no ideas.
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Riddle:
>Doesn't approach any ava
>Doesn't interact with avas
>Comes here to post session ideas
>Doesn't play
Who am I?
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>>83476354
>>83476436
Would.
>>83476365
I see well please do whenever you can and feel up to it. I'd be happy to play with you for some lactation fun! You seem quite based with the art choices so really looking forward to it.
>>83476473
I do tend to fuck and get fucked I suppose.
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>>83476454
Patty's a venom main...
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>>83476501
Broodslop.
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>>83476501
Me
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>>83476501
Gabu. Ransu.
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>>83476503
When I get an I suppose from you I feel like I'm boring you
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Which of the uma posters would be fine with me winging it and writing the character as I go along? I played umamusyme for a couple months and haven't played since.
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>>83476501
My crush and myself.
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>>83476338
It's good entertainment on the side, I like watching Nurse slowly grow bored of this place as they fall deeper into the ironic OOC posting rather than playing.
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>>83476462
On the contrary. More Umas are necessary.
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>>83476522
The desperate ones.
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>>83476526
This is rude but I want so badly for the oldheads here to fuck off.
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>>83476196
Mmm, really? I dunno what’s the big deal but little ol ~me~ that deserves such sweettalkin…but I’ll take it! Well then go on, Jerk. Jerk it. Wag it around. Slap it off yer belly a couple times. Make those balls swing a little! Maybe even turn around and lemme see how yer ass looks while ya do it!
>Her grin is unflinching no matter how close he gets with his proud, steaming hot dong, her legs crossed with one foot bouncing, no pointed shoes on but her tights covering nearly over the curves of her individual toes. Her nipples, too, show through with ridiculous high detail…the outfit practically painted onto her, the most subtle traces of extra chub and the funny droopy shape of her tits all plainly laid out for anon to feast upon as he whacks his William around~
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>>83476503
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>>83476510
(God, I hope so. The things that tongue could do...)
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>>83476503
You know ponies?
......would you play ponies?
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Hi, I'm opening a glue factory. Anyone know where I can find some horses?
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>>83476513
Gabu played
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>>83476536
>Nurse
>Old
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>>83476518
Simply not too much to add to it dear we both agreed fat bastards are sexy and would. At least from me.
>>83476546
Got a stud just chilling there.
>>83476553
Yeah Rarity's the best and love Applejack. However doubt I'd play them well. Mainly want to fuck them afterall.
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>>83476552
She could french kiss you and go deep enough to pull the tag off your undies...
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>>83476570
It's a shitposter but Nurse is one our oldest oldfags here.
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>>83476554
Can't help you there but I have some special hats for horses should you find some.
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>>83476570
If you've been here for more than, like, a year and half it's time to pack it up.
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>>83476582
Untrue.
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>>83476582
Surreal. They still feel like a newfag to me.
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>>83476575
Unironically gooned to charlie from smiling friends a few times
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Glue is made with horses? Tf? How.
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>>83476537
Whatever you say ya horny clown.

>the man spins around and shows off his ass while he lets his cock throb and his balls hang low while he starts pumping away. Every pump made his ass shake as he turned back around and started pumping his cock right into her face again while doing exactly what she wanted by slapping it against his own belly.

Like that? Damn this thing is getting rock hard and throbbing like crazy now. Can’t stop looking at that smug painted face of yours while I pump my cock.


>the more she told him to pump his meaty man rod the harder it grew and the more he stroked away.
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>>83476575
Hmm. Should I not ask for ponies then? I'd ask for Celestia, Daybreaker, Flutters, and Rara.
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>>83475507
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>>83476283
Dumb shitposter
>smacks
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>>83476587
>Thread is left with one ava and two anons.
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>>83476597
It's true. They're not as old as Milky but they've been here for at least five years
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>>83476580
(Swab so deep can feel her tongue tickling my intestines...)
(Image is unrelated, don't look at that.)
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>>83476604
Historically glue was made with animal bones.
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>>83476618
Explain why Femanon got shitposted so heavily.
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>>83476597
What a feel...
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>I really want to fuck the ponies
>Okay but can you play these ponies?
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>>83476383
>Why impute bitterness to it?
because most of the time you see ERP drama, the source of it stems over jealousy with writing partners i.e. "claimed", "x writer is shit", etc
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>>83476631
Easy. Retarded shitposter like you found an easy target.
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>>83476621
>Closes my eyes.
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Everyone post your favorite UMA right NOW
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>>83476620
No way, nurse first showed up in like mid-2023.
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>>83476641
Multiple people were shitposting her. I want to know why he became such a big target.
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>>83476649
Nice nature is literally me
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>>83476649
どうぞ
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>>83476661
>>83476641
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>>83476443
If you want to do hornyshit, do it. It's just a matter of attracting the right partner. However, here we tend to write in greentext and play scenes rather than hornyposting without greentext.
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>>83476648
>Swabs your throat with demon tongue while your eyes are closed.
(Got em.)
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>>83476649
I always thought the story of the Jersey Devil was pretty fun.
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>>83476601
Heh we all have our weird fetishes. Perv.
>>83476609
Doubt it since I mainly want to fuck them afterall.
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>>83476522
If you played the game you're already ahead of 90% of people.
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>>83476668
Talking to a fucking wall here. I get you want to shitpost and probably shitposted femanon out but jesus. Later.
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>>83476671
>Doesn't realize since my eyes were closed.
>G-got YOU, actually! Hah!
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>>83476685
K. I'll abandon the idea, no big deal. Let's just focus on Lucy.
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>>83476685
Fuck them as who?
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>>83476631
Are you fucking stupid. Shitposters aren't human. They do not deserve justification any more than rats.
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>>83476649
This zoomer gyaru horse, although Cafe's very close, too.
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>>83475680
But you're not that dedicated like those guys
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Nursie
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Nurse has been here for so long they're at the stage of unironically wanting to fuck your own main face.
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Caren posts the hottest faces ITT but will never play 90% of them.
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>>83476609
>Hmm. Should I not ask for ponies then
That's exactly what she told you.
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>>83476749
You mean you don't start at that stage?
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>>83476685
True that we do, you collect them like pokemons tho
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>>83476443
I don't get gywb. The RP there seems so foreign.
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>>83476707
>Teehee! You sure got me.
>Made sure to tilt your head back so it's easier to slither that slimy tendril far enough he can taste the back of your throat. Gives you *just* enough space to breathe, he's so kind.
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>>83476756
Caren will play them if you just offer her the kinks she want.
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>>83476726
>t. I don’t even need to say it.
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>>83476772
It's a very weird place.
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>>83475568
>>83475710
>>83475851
>>83476287
>>83476346
>>83476363
>>83476363
>>83476457
>>83476611
Name your bargain.
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>300 posts in 2 hours
/ERP/ is back baby
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I need to suck dick
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>>83476792
300 posts and no RP.
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>>83476791
>Quoted the same post twice
You're done. Gentlemen? You know what to do.
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>>83476795
Good morning nozomi
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>>83476772
>>83476783
It's like you mixed /erp/ with a typefucking thread like /ftt/. The result is this weird thread filled with weird first person rp, typefucking, and horny posting. I don't know how they get off
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>>83476261
You don't need to make playing with you sound so sinister, you know... phrasing it as a threat and implying I'll be shivering is quite uncharming, master Jinshi. Though I suppose you're going to continue either way. And unfortunately, summer is only starting so prepare yourself for warmth and heat and sun and all the pain that comes with it.
>That reaction truly reflects the entire relationship... season 2 is very good, by the way.

>>83476649
Don't know any. Assign me one.
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>>83476813
I tried writing a session there but it was arduous Partner gave me very little to work with
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>>83476813
I don't get it either. They have enough activity that it seems like it'd be worth checking out, but it's just too weird.
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Arduous Partner is the name of my shoegaze band.
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>>83476813
As bad as our anons can be, the ones in both of those places are by and large even worse. I mean like chat-tier type people.
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>>83476791
(Double you? I guess I have to type up something...)

(I really like the thought of letting Mejiro cut loose and live out her sexual fantasies that she's kept stowed away while she is being the fantastic racer she is. As long as I can get dick into her, I wouldn't mind playing just about anything opposite her. Futa, male, another uma, her trainer...)

(Some lovey dovey mating after a lengthy date where she gets pampered and appreciated. Some locker room slamfucking that'll push her into an early retirement when she's carrying a competitor's baby...)

(I'll do my best to make sure the other person has fun, too. Multiple characters or whatever fetish they might want (besides scat/vore.)
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>>83476710
For now I supposed, maybe some day I'll come around on playing them but yeah that's the safe option for now.
>>83476718
Not too sure just wanna fuck one, well lick their ass and cunt and worship the horsey behind.
>>83476729
The heck this feels like a roast...
>>83476756
I'm literally playing her right now nonny...
>>83476768
Hey now I'm just a pervert so that's normal.
>>83476777
That too I suppose.
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>Owain
Literally Milkfag but nigger
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>>83476885
I'm angry. Post lusamine butt.
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Post your last saved image
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>>83476890
You just noticed?
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>>83476890
Owain will play more than one scene
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>>83476890
>Literally Milkfag
>Said he will do any fetish or play a character
Milky won't do either of those things
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What was THE last post Jinx ever made?
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>>83476903
>
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>>83476791
Cafe's already played by Lappland. At least, I think she is. I'm hoping they'll have the time tonight or tomorrow.
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>>83476903
I like this picture, gives me Dr. Easterman vibes.
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Testranny..
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>83476909
>83476914
ODF returns.
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>>83476916
Jinx was just here a week or two ago, that's the only reason you see their name brought up.
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>>83476903
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>>83476945
>The sky is green
>It isn't
>
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>>83476949
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>>83476966
>>83476903
My bad, meant to quote this
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>>83476966
NTA but neat, thanks anon.
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>>83476903
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>>83476966
This is worse nowadays because it links your YouTube account, just like TikTok
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>>83476903
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>>83476773
Mhy fwoaht ishn't tahshtyy aht aaahhlllll....!!
>Bites.
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>>83476815
Oh? But you /do/ tend to shiver around me, don't you? Surely, it's because you enjoy spending time around me so much that your body aches in anticipation for what we'll do together! Ah, but if I'm wrong, perhaps I'll need to study you a bit closer...You don't mind, do you?
Geh, I know, summer is painful...I'm gonna be sweating up a storm. I bet that's good news for you, though, after what you did to my Nagi...
>season 2 is very good, by the way.
Uwah, I'm glad it does the manga justice! Maybe I'll have to watch it during work after I've caught up on everything else...

>Don't know any. Assign me one.
Honestly, our dynamic feels like you're Cafe, especially since I'm Tachyon...I gotta see if any others fit you, though...
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>>83476791
Never been asked this before.. alright, I'll do my best.
While I'm a hetero-focused guy, I can pick up a face and come up with a name if John McFaceless isn't your cup of tea. I am quite confident in my writing chops, and I can write a pretty good submissive dude. Or so I've been told.

Can do most kind of scenes with a Creek! Light fluff like a lap pillow and headpatting her overworked trainer, chilling out beneath the stars and getting a little romantic, erotic stuff like full blown sex or paizuri, the works. I'll shamelessly confess that I would like to play goo goo babies and being mommydommed is quite appealing, but I promise not to be cringeworthy with it.. I'll at least roleplay like the trainer is put upon yet reluctantly willing.
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>>83475507
>All these horses
>The best one not posted
SO RE WA
T M OPERA O
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>>83476901
Fine fine here you go.
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Edgy girl x Charming loser!
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>>83477064
Make a card. Almost every ava has one, and in your case since you change faces all the time it's impossibly to tell what characters you play.
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>>83477054
I don't want to hear anyone diss anos again. This guy's been calling for creek for months, and look how he is. Patient and diligent, yet overlooked.
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>>83477060
Sese cute
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>>83477072
Ransu... Who told you you're charming...?
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>>83477075
>dragging some guy into your gay little political game
Fuck off retarded shitposter.
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>>83477075
Don't forget dreadfully boring.
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>>83477064
Don't listen to the other fag. Remain cardless. Thanks for your butt.
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>>83477090
>>83477090
Shut up shitposter
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>>83477075
>Sub male
Lame
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>>83477087
I know I'm not but I can pretend to be one for a scene!

Wow, this image is awesome.
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>>83477075
That's no anon, that's Gabu.
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>>83477112
Owain has been playing sub male over and over, what does that matter?
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>>83477086
...!
Sese is TMOO's second strongest soldier. The first strongest soldier is TMOO herself.
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>>83477112
>I want anons to do more than be faceless males
>Anon tries
>Gets ridiculed
???
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>>83477124
Lame.
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>>83477115
Gabu does not like being mommydommed, try again.
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>>83477133
I want anons to be female avas.
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>>83477129
Me on whatever side Sese isn't on.
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>>83477054
Why do you type like that cringe Snipes guy from years ago?
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>>83477124
His dom sessions get him partners who then come back to play with his sub side for the variety. For him its the writing ability.
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>>83477158
Wesley?
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>>83477173
I don't know. Seeing his post made me remember the snipes pasta
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>>83477047
>Sch~lurp...Slk...Pwah...
Ow! Didn't have to bite. Also, your throat is too tight. My tongue got stuck. It is yummy, though.
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>>83477158
I can't give you a good answer there because I don't know who that is.
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>>83477073
If I ever feel like it maybe but doubt it'd make a different anyways if I wasn't lazy. There'd be so much on there and ever expanding. So it's entirely up to me if I do whenever.
Doubt it though.
>>83477093
Heh well if I do make one it'd just be for fun anyways. You are very welcome however.
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>>83477113
I find you really cute but you turned me down more than I can count.
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>>83477219
Lmao which faggot is this?
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>>83477219
That's a really hot dynamic, but I'm not too sure it's true. I'm way too lame for that! I'm super easy to write with, if you bare your heart and soul to me.

It would be fun to flip that around, but unfortunately there's no one here who would ever turn me down. I would enjoy hopelessly chasing after someone and trying to win them other, one hard-fought gesture of devotion after another. Within the year, I'd have them fawning for me! For sure! Totally!
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>>83477048
>He doesn't know it's in revulsion...
Yeah, definitely for that reason. You can keep your studying to yourself though. And yeah, summer's gonna be summer, but then it'll pass soon enough and all that right? Time goes faster and something.
>Nagi
No comment.
It's a good watch, I'm enjoying it, and it ends very well from what I remember watching it last time.

>like you're Cafe
I don't know anything about her or what that means, but neat.
Also isn't it bed time for you? Go sleep already.
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>>83476885
I don't know. Is it?
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>I would enjoy hopelessly chasing after someone and trying to win them other
My cute dyslexic boywife.
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>>83477292
I think you missed rem's post calling for you.
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>>83477385
More annoying than the DoL shilling.
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>>83477393
Botan's been here more than long enough to know how Rance operates.
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>>83477394
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>>83477194
Stuff a fucking sock in it?
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Fat Ugly bastard forced to lose weight
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>>83477393
Did I? Then I suppose I should reenact it and savor the illusory sweetness for myself.

Actually, I do like making mirroring posts, but I probably shouldn't. Wouldn't want them to associate me with malicious copycats.

...And yet. And yet-! To deny myself a craving goes against everything I embody! Everything I try to live for! It's not easy, following your heart. It's a conscious effort, y'know! Okay, stay right here. I'm going to reenact their soul and aim it at myself. One moment!
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>>83477479
Gimme a light novel about FUB x Gym Trainer girl who's got no sexual interest in him but really believes in helping him lose weight.
There's no sex but it ends with her kissing him on the cheek once he drops to a healthier weight.
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Reze buddy. Twice in one day? You're killing me. Especially because you forgot to put your trip on.
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>>83477308
Pretty much.
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>>83477292
Late as always, aren't you, worm? I had no deeper intent with calling out your name. Simple gesture as the tongue is reacquainted with the taste of iron maybe. I wouldn't honor you to call you plague which you're lesser than.

Weak, snide, fleeting, miserable little insect. You will sleep in a coffin of your own making one night.
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Why is Rance samefagging using Botan's face?
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>>83477589
To which I would reply something along the lines of,

"Oh my gah! Sexxo! Ora, don't reply to me unless you want us to write together, passionately, intensely, deeply! You and me! Us! Together! Right now! Right this second! Also, I loved how the Gap Lady punishment kept you at bay! I knew it would work! Gahahahaha!"

There we go. Pandora's Actor'd from Me to Moi. Now time for snoozers!
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>>83476454
please dont make a wife into a cheater.

>>83476510
EW NEVER
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>>83477589
Botan would say vermin instead of worm, ransu
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>>83477658
Reed is so lucky...
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>>83477658
>please
Cutely implying that he definitely does have the power to do it...
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>>83477658
(Did you win or not?)
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>>83477658
You say that like you're not making yourself into cheater.
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>>83477763
Nozo...
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>>83476885
I'm gonna bully Lusamine
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>>83477658
Apologize
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>>83477717
i'd say Sue is equally lucky...

>>83477721
it's not *really* cheating if you're just thanking the guy who carried your ranked games. i-i think.

>>83477724
i win at everything. now get this feminine dork out of my face.
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>>83477717
Never doubt Reed "As long as sue needs" Richards.
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>>83477874
The payload had been delivered, victory cheers had rang out, and everyone had returned to spawn. Everyone besides the top-performing duo that was responsible for the team's hard-earned victory. They were nowhere to be found.

Down winding paths and shadowy hallways, noises could be heard. Not of combat or discussion, but the wet slurps and taps of a thirsty tongue against someone's nuts. Sue Storm is squatted down against a wall, broad cheeks pressed up against the stone behind her while she's busy slobbering all over the fat nuts of her bull. The dark-skinned orbs pressed against her face, littered in smeared blue lipstick prints, the heat of her breath and saliva ensuring that they were extra messy. Her pretty blonde locks wrapped up tight in his fist, keeping her nose deep in that musky atmosphere between his thighs.

His massive BBC draped across her face, treating the experienced superhero like the pathetic cocksleeve she was always meant to be. By now her face had already become a mess, with runny mascara down each of her cheeks and multiple bridges of frothy spittle connecting her to the pulsing cock slab draped across her ruined features. "You're lucky I was there to cover for your fat ass mistakes during the match. You're making it up to me right now." He stepped back, angled his swollen tip square at her cock-sucking lips colored a faint blue from her faded lipstick. "Throat it. You don't come up for air until I say so."
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When Owain does it is so funny.
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Yeah that's about what I expected. All the keywords there.
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Do Americans really
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>>83477823
No you ain't...
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>>83478169
Made to bully and kick Guzma
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>>83478192
Very accurate now.
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voyeuristically jerking off to this session if she replies
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>>83478169
Yes I am. Lusamine is built to get mogged and bullied by bigger girls
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>>83478218
She's the type of woman to finger his butt while saying, 'have you been good for Mommy?' before telling Guzma that nobody loves him except her.
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>>83478252
Scarily accurate if pokemon was nsfw I think lol
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>>83478236
The lioness doesn't concern herself with the size of cows...
>>83478252
Definitely, maybe even makes him beg to cum for her if he wants to and when he doesn't she'll squeeze is balls until he does. And pet him and tell him he did well.
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>>83478270
We'll see how unconcerned she is when even her own daughter completely puts her washboard chest to shame...
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>>83478302
Wa- S-she has no daughter, unless it's the anime then her precious Lillie would never become such a cow...
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>>83478260
Sun and Moon was surprisingly dark for a mainline pokemon game.
>>83478270
Now you get it. I think Lusamine would slap Guzma across the face every time he breaks character instead of saying "Yes, mistress"
By the time he cums, he’s usually crying and feeling absolutely horrible. Post but clarity except its x1000 worse.
Lusamine isn’t the type to bother with aftercare, so she’d probably just point at the door with disgust and toss some bills next to him. If he cums inside her, she gets annoyed and snaps at him. If he cums on her, she snaps even harder because he’s ruining her expensive elegant clothes.
Anyway, Guzma would never open up to anyone except Lusamine. I feel like Plumeria and Nanu are concerned about the whole thing. Guzma has nowhere else to go, and Lusamine is his sugar mommy, so he’s trapped between

>she’s ruining my life
And
>am I really going to leave the only person who cares about me and actually gives me money?

On a side note, I think Lusamine sees a lot of Gladion in Guzma which would explain EVERYTHING. Boymoms are weird as hell. Take that as you will.
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>>83478392
Lillie's gonna go through a massive growth spurt and it'll leave her mom seething! Maybe she'll even get desperate enough to try all kinds of ways of making her tiny mosquito bites bigger.
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>>83478088
Gross. This thug is *gross*. Everything about him, from his rude demeanor, to his way-too-strong smell. The Invisible Woman should be above him, in so many different ways.

And yet, he's carrying her through each rank with ease. It'll continue like this, as long as she holds up her end of the deal.

"Gglkkk.. glcckk..!~" Sue's mind is nearly blank when the flavor of his dark nuts imprint on her tongue. Whenever he grabs her by the ass and leads the super-powered mom to a secluded part of the map, she tells herself that she's only doing this to keep him as her duo. A part of her knows that it's a lie.

Her experience can be *felt* on his nuts. The blonde knows how to please a man, maintaining eye-contact even as her hair is held. Those stunning blue orbs stare up at him, matching the color of the lipstick that's beginning to detail his skin. Her lips are perfectly full and pillowy - they stay firmly puckered whenever she delivers a kiss to his hanging jewels. When a nut slips into her warm mouth, she always greets it with a cautious yet stimulating suction from her cheeks. Most men wouldn't even last this long. Watching Susan Storm worship your balls is a rare treasure. Many men have fantasized, hardly any have experienced, and *he* is currently enjoying.
The limit of her knowledge is put to the test when his hunger intensifies, no longer satisfied with sack-worship.

"...just remember not to tell anyone," she huffs out. Didn't take much convincing. Those blue DSLs open up again, exhaling a cloud of heavy air onto his BBC, before nudging forward and enveloping the thick crown. Two gloved hands grab him near the base of his dangerously hung length, holding it all still. It's the biggest fucking cock she's ever handled. Her heart races, and her core *burns* with shameful arousal.

(1/2)
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>>83478452
The Invisible Woman pushes closer to his crotch, knocking his tip to the back of her throat. Which is still only around half his size, thus reaching the extent of her experience. Her hands fall to his knees, gripping tightly as she starts to choke herself. Pretty blues roll up to her skull, creating a cock-drunk choked expression that only belongs on a cheating wife.

"GLLLCHK!~" Deeper. Her throat makes obscene, *vulgar* noises as dark dick plugs it. Saliva coats his meaty pillar, welcoming him into a warm, contracting, slimy sauna of a hole. She gags, but never retreats. Pushing further and further until her nose is stuffed in a patch of pubes with a cock-shaped outline bulging on her pale neck.
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>>83478423
Or mother of course, and each slap is with love because she only hurts him because she loves him.
Despite his post nuts being so cruel he still comes back to her since her 'love' is so addicting...
You make it sound like he's being tormented but he's given money and love, what else would he need hm?
I definitely think she does, anime is girl mom and game is boy mom but also just an evil bitch who is the best boy moms to adopted bitch men.
Anyways gotta head to bed so talk more Lusamine another time.
>>83478425
A-as if! She's perfect the slender queen! In a world full of tit cows she has to stand up for the beautiful flatties... even if her daughter betrays her again...
Anyways heading to be so you take care too.


Head to bed thread, have a wonderful rest of your nights and be blessed and safe now.
Nighty night thread.
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>>83478520
Heading to bed I mean ugh...
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>>83478520
Nighty night! Don't have any nightmares about giant bouncing boobies making you feel small and inferior now.



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