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xth for ___!

Why does OPA hate when people point out that he's a Russian?

>A tired Femanon slumps into the thread, nursing a hangover with an ice cold bottle of water pressed against her forehead.
Good morning...

>>83502553
So what's up with you? Too many jagerbombs last night?

>>83502641
One too many trips to the punch bowl, ahah...
>She leans against Anon for support.
Helps with being social, at least!

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>>83502553
Greetings, and salutations!! It is mine hope that thou hath engaged in slumber most gainful, with nary a fit!!!

>>83502663
Still feeling social?
>Anon lets her lean, but he responds by squeezing one of her tits lightly with his grabby fingers.

>Kamina
lol

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>>83502722
Nnhh...
>To be groped so gently leads her heart to flutter. Femanon looks away, leaning even more of her weight against him as a soft moan billows out of her.
I-I guess so... just be gentle, mkay...?
>With a soft giggle, she bounces her fat cheeks a couple of times to tease him.

>>83502683
Well, I guess so! I could always get more sleep. You're talking kinda weird, though... it's making my head hurt...

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>>83502297
getting fingered at the beach by a cringe fat balding incel goonlennial?

Imagine an anthro nozo. Now imagine two of them.

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>>83502760
*grab grab grab*

>>83502776
Ohh? Mine manner of speech?! Nay, perish the thought!
>Don Quixote immediately and enthusiastically begins undressing, starting with their suit pants. However…..those scuffed-up shoes she’s trying to pull them over interfere far too much. She’s left with her pants bunched around her legs, eventually hopping around, pogoing on one foot while she tries to get them off. The entire time, her embarrassing yellow boxer briefs adorned with a number of silly fixer logos are on display.
Mine vernacular is actually quite aprosobrvwiqswnw
>Don’s voice becomes muffled as she’s relented to swapping to take her dress shirt off. That too, gets tangled on her form, namely her head, and ends up with both vision and speaking obscured. Her hopping, which has remained in place thus far, ends up with her veering backwards, and backwards, and backwards, and backwards until she’s pretty much gone, and her boisterous voice can hardly be heard anymore
ᵗʰiˢʰˢᵇʷᵇʷʰᵈˢʰʷʲʷ

>>83502830
As who?

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>>83502853
As Minami!

>>83502848
W-Wha... what even...
>Totally baffled by this display of... what would you even call this, Femanon watches in complete and utter confusion to Don's antics. First things first, she had no idea why she started undressing in the first place. Secondly, she tried her best to get a closer look at all those logos on the blonde dork's britches, but couldn't quite make any of them out. Finally, as she hobbles away, Femanon lets out the littlest of sighs before melting onto the nearest couch.
What a strange fellow...

>>83502776
>Anon let out a small exhale, continuing to knead and grope her gently, humming softly as the man squeezed a bit further.
Didn't find a date yesterday, I assume? Looking for some attention... well, lucky for you, the room isn't that empty.
>He pulled her top down, making those titties spill out of her shirt.
Hard to imagine you being rejected since you have these two.

>>83502553
>Fires a beam at you that makes you pregnant without even at least getting dicked down for it

>Fires it at you again

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>>83502297
Anons should be knocking up their anthro friends more, it's super rude not to put a fluffy girl's womb to good use!

>>83502848
My retarded wife.

>>83502938
>Anon's gentle kneading rewards him with more delighted coos from the groggy Femanon. She closes her eyes, sinking deeper into his embrace.
Well... I wasn't really looking for a date or anything. It was just a social event. The food was really, really good... but the drinks were even better. I haven't had that many cocktails in one night in a while...
>Femanon gasps out when the cool A/C brushes against her exposed C-cup boobs. It sends a chill down her spine as she looks away with a shy, bashful expression on her face.
They're not that big... they're honestly pretty average, I guess. Maybe that's why boys don't look at me all that much... except for, um... you, Anon.

>>83502980
I'm having twins?!
>Whines.

>>83503043
You'll be a cute single mom! Of twins!

>>83503066
Ehh, you don't want to start a loving family with me...? You don't want delicious home-cooked meals after hard days of work?
>Pouts.

>>83503080
Well, if you put it like that... Let's get married! We'll be a happy family! (And I can dick you down for those twins anyway)

>>83502838
Would their dicks not work as well?

>>83503089
Y-You're proposing right now?! I... I don't know what to say...
>Blushes profusely.
I-I accept! We can go at it all night long during our honeymoon...!

>>83503112
Happy end!!

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>>83502997
not my name!!!!

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xth for ___!

>>83503205
Responding to this situation by getting a 15-inch wrist-thick erection.

>>83503043
>Anon continued to squeeze and cup her chest, before he leaned in and gave her a small kiss on the cheek, trailing down to her neck.
Why would someone ignore you? You're a hot young woman. I think some men just don't know what they're looking at.
>Eventually, he leaned down and ran a hand over her waist, lifting her bottoms and sneaking his fingers against her rear.
You might be hung over, but the party isn't over. I can bend you over right now...

>>83503274
>The kiss on her neck causes her to shiver. Femanon closes her eyes, suppressing a moan because of how sensitive the skin on her neck is. She looks up at him, then hides her face shyly.
I don't know, I'm pretty sure I'm just- hyah?!
>His touch over her waist finding its way to her backside makes her squeal from surprise. Fat, pillowy cheeks greet his fingers as he feels up her butt. She's rather pear-shaped!
Y-You mean that...? But, but... I haven't even done my morning routine yet, and I haven't showered either...
>Femanon buries her face into her hands, concealing her pretty green eyes. Her ebony black hair is slightly messy, just a case of bedhead, but it's not crazy or anything! She peeks at him from the cracks between her fingers, saying nothing more as a result of being embarrassed.

>>83503205
Responding to this situation with a 15-inch long 1-inch thick noodle.

Characters you want to FUCK?

>>83502760
Attractive. White supremacy is attractive.

>>83503343
>Anon continued to pull her closer, hooking his arms around her hips. He smiled, and stopped groping her ass for a bit, while he immediately stripped her pants down, revealing the bottom half of her pear-shaped body. She could feel the other man's throbbing shaft pressing up against her leg.
I've given you a lot of attention...
>Anon pushed her down to her knees, facing a throbbing tent pressing up against her cheek.
Return the favor, won't you? I'm a bit pent up.

Thread is dead because everyone is in Norway watching Mary Rose fuck and then torture anon to death on the midsummer festival

Thread is dead because we all know the sort of degenerates that hang out here at this time.

>>83504036
No, its because its 10 fucking AM on a Wednesday and our europoors are trash heaps

>>83504088
That's what I said.

>>83503917
>Femanon gasps when her pajama bottoms are yanked down, exposing her wobbly ass. She bites her lip, feeling flushed from the presence of his length nudging on her leg.
>When he pushes her down onto her knees, Femanon looks up at him with a cute, pouty look on her face. It only makes for an even more erotic sight for him as his bulge smushes against her face.
Hmmph, fine...
>Anon's belt is quickly undone, his zipper unzipped, and his pants lowered. Femanon meeps as his throbbing cock thwaps against her face, its musky smell hitting her immediately. She presses her nose directly against its body and inhales, trembling underneath him as she takes in its scent.
>Mwah~ His cock receives a single kiss before she starts to lick it, dragging her tongue along his vein from his balls to his tip.
Mmm...

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>>83503840

What avas does ERP miss?

>>83504184
Paustzuri

>>83504315
None.

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>>83504359
tru

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>>83502990
This is very true. How dare they just walk around without carrying a whole litter

>>83503843
>>83502760
Brown hands posted this

What are you hoping to see in thread today?

>>83506965
Yukari

>>83506965
Rosse

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Yukari, I apologize for this sudden notice but I don't think I'll be around this Sunday due to Father's Day but I'll keep you posted!

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>>83502683
>starts twangin that wiener like a doorstop

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>>83506965
Sadako. Alternatively, Marilyn

>>83506965
My crush.

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>>83502297
I want to fuck galadriel (as gimli)

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>>83507495
stop!!!!!