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/flg/ - F-List General #8383

Cambrian Era Porn Edition

Previous Thread: >>83501755

F-list is a website for people interested in erotic roleplaying, and creating character profiles to find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It features a webchat (which can be used for textual roleplaying), group forums and more kinks and depravity than you can memorize.

The purpose of this thread is to serve as a place where roleplayers can freely share and advertise their profiles, solicit roleplay from anons, critique each others' characters, ask and give feedback, share their roleplay logs, discuss their kinks, gossip about site drama, and anything else related to F-List.

>The Site
https://www.f-list.net/
>Login Stats
https://chat.f-list.net/stats/
>Live Status Tracker
https://fstatus.stormweyr.dk/
>Filtered Ads
https://ffa.e-roplay.de/
>/flg/ Community Pastebin
https://controlc.com/2c01a6bf
>Profile Image Search
https://xariah.net/artcheck/
https://owo.fuzzysearch.net/
>Eicon Search Tool
https://xariah.net/eicons/
>Tierlist
https://flgthread.net/tiers/
>/flg/ Archive
https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/flg%20F-List%20General/
>Recommended third party chat client
https://horizn.moe/
>Free Profile Inline Maker
https://ryokolewdy.github.io/Inline-helper/
>A Guide to Profile Making
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RjNMPZMxNBVDBF7UbSXv3_fOYOAEmfqh9r6Vb4olMxI
>A Guide to Approaching
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JPY5uLzDMF1H22nfUMOo5KIjN_4BdEomuJ1Z2LdcKe0

>TQ: What's that one roadblock preventing you from finishing the perfect profile?
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s h i l l
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>>83506869
https://www.f-list.net/c/hard%20to%20please/
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>TQ
The knowledge it will not get play.
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>TQ
Nothing, I already have.
It's perfect to me, and that is what matters.
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I'm considering making this brown cow to plap pinks and caked-up purples/femboys but I get the feeling her canon endowment will be too much of a filter.
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>>83506962
There is no brown cow in this image.
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Should I make her?
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>>83506872
>>83506513
Perfect match for Cakemaker's Hex
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I want to do some good old cuckolding scenes, but getting a three person session lined up is once or twice a year things most times.
Should I make a girl and cuck profile and offer myself to bulls, or a girl and bull profile and offer myself to cucks?
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>>83506980
Here
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>>83507013
who
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>TQ
Not knowing how to write a good character backstory/presentation that isn't just a wall of text and any zoomer can read without looking away every five seconds.
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>>83507015
You kill yourself.
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>>83507024
I'm going to need more information on her because you have my interest.
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>>83507015
Make a pink, do profile play with your main character, cuck yourself with whoever comes by
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>>83506962
Just add a flexible cock length custom desu.
>plap pinks and caked-up purples/femboys
You've already one upped 80% of shemales on this site just by adding blues (Even if very feminine) and purples onto your plap list.
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>>83507035
Neet maniac I believe
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>>83507024
Yes.
Do it.
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>>83507055
Let me finish some work-related shit and I'll tell you more. Thread should still be alive by then.
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>>83506962
>>83507096
Don't be cringe and make a huge dick character and just to cop-out with a flexible size. The people who would be turned off aren't gonna get about the specifics and the people who want you but that's the one issue will ask about it. Accept that you'll lose some people rather than seemingly like a coward
t. plays monster cock characters and owns it
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>>83507109
who
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>>83506869
https://www.f-list.net/c/gardevamily
Have decided to try and revitalize this profile by adding a bunch more kinks.
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>>83506869
https://www.f-list.net/c/s%20s/

>TQ
Not being 19-20 years old anymore
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>>83507134
I'd never ask about it, I simply wouldn't approach
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>>83507147
Add an inline that doesn't need a dropdown.
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>>83507351
why is it in a dropdown to begin with
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>>83506869
https://www.f-list.net/c/super%20tournai/
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>>83507145
Huge dick retarded musky shememe who froths at the mouth and whimpers to get powerbottomed openly in the chat.
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>made pink
>10 rfr
>2 ignores
Maybe I should just delete her...
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>>83507351
Probably a good idea, but also I think people should be able to click through one drop down.

>>83507415
Six year old tits and pussy
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>>83507525
I don't see anything saying that?
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>>83507329
Meanwhile I've been asked plenty of times if I can reduce it. When a profile's all gigantic dick pics, if the difference between approaching and not is a meme range that doesn't fit the refs at all, maybe you just aren't a match.
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>>83506869
May as well, the conversations have been fun today.
https://www.f-list.net/c/namana
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>>83507559
>When a profile's all gigantic dick pics
I'd assume they're not looking for what I want.
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Did either of the Helen rimsows make?
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>>83507521
Make the traphouse tiger instead.
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>>83507563
You need to work on your attitude.
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>>83507597
Okay so it's not relevant at all to the post then
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>>83507605
I don't like fags...
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>>83507612
You said people ask for you to reduce it. I'm telling you I'd never approach.
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>>83507627
You do realize the ref they're using is literally all gigantic dicks, right? And by your own admission it won't matter if they list a secondary size
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>>83507563
saar
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>>83507657
I don't approach people who use refs with gigantic dicks.
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>>83507613
DAMN
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>>83507532
The profile is about two oppai lolis being whored out by their mom, anon
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>TQ
Making a nice looking inline, I want to write, not put my efforts on making my profile look extra pretty.
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>>83507669
Why are you replying to the conversation then which is explicitly about whether you should use a copout size or not to coddle people who don't like giant dicks
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>>83507676
Two shortstack daughters? There's nothing age-related.
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>>83507684
I'm agreeing with the anon who thought of making her that it'd be a hard filter.
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>>83507677
Same. Inlines and my inability to make them hold me back from making half the ideas I'm excited to make and play. Because I'll suffer through the process of getting it acceptable and by the time I'm done I need a break. So a week passes and then I've lost interest in finishing it.
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>>83507706
Then why did you not reply to him lol
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>>83507693
Please read the profile
I know the pictures are pretty.
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>>83507728
Because you were trying to encourage him to make lol
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What's with all the shitty anime and gooner porn spam lately?
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>>83507734
I was explicitly responding to the person who said to include a copout. I wasn't encouraging shit, just dissuading that. Reply to the right post.
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>>83507676
I won't lie, if you did this with a non-Pokemon I think my dick would explode. I just can't get into Pokegals. Fucking based concept though.
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>>83507767
Telling him people will approach anyway to ask to reduce the dick size is a copout
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>>83507756
Begone, zoophile.
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>>83507790
You're a fucking moron.
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>>83507802
Quit projecting.
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>>83507723
I mostly just skip caring about them, or try to pawn off the process to someone else. While it affects who you'll get as partners, I think as long as you have your kinks filled out with some nice customs you're set. A gallery helps too so they have a good frame of reference for your ref. At that point, do you really need an Inline beyond being the first impression it gives?
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>>83507822
Actually read the shit you're replying to next time instead of doubling down. Kill yourself.
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>>83507830
Read what you write next time.
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>>83507912
>person A - I make?
>B - yes but also include variable dick
>C - the people who aren't turned off won't care, variable looks weak
>D (retard (you)) - I just won't approach :)
So yes thanks for confirming you're not in the group that mattered at all and then quadruplied down like a cuck. Kill yourself.
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>>83508022
>Meanwhile I've been asked plenty of times if I can reduce it.
That's what you wrote.
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>TQ
I think I have like, social anxiety but only for F-List. So I make the profiles I want to, but then I just don't use them at all
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>>83508034
As justification for why it doesn't matter if you include a variable length at all, yes, you fucking retard. Either they're interested or not. You wouldn't approach in either scenario so you literally don't matter to the conversation, you're just a cuck.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHPTp5F6KzU

wtf
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>>83507781
That's interesting
I thought the voir would enhance the flavor
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>tq
the perfect profile is one that wards off clingy no lifers and attracts roleplayers with consistent reading comprehension. neither of these things are possible
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>>83508087
I'd approach if they used a good ref instead. You should make good characters too so I can approach you.
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>>83508139
I have more bookmarks on one character than you do on your top 5 combined. I don't need people who can't read
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>>83508168
Sorry to tell you that's not true. Nothing to be proud of either. You misread my post and doubled down instead of letting me add onto it.
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>>83508299
I'm better than you in every way. I know it's nothing to be proud of because that's a low bar but still. Kill yourself.
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>>83508352
You've been hostile to me for agreeing with you. Sorry anon, but you have a long way to go before you can be better in one.
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>>83508395
You're worthless
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>>83508525
Thanks for not saying I wasn't agreeing with you earlier. I wanted to emphasize what you said but it got out of hand.
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>wake up
>0 notes
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>>83508525
God, do you remember when foids tried to push this as an abuse technique?
Like calling bitches out on their bullshit is somehow sexist?

No bitch, you just said something so retarded a random guy knew it was wrong and corrected you.
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>>83508813
This :(
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>>83508525
Redditcore image.
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>>83508929
Extremely redditcore. It's a leftist trademark.
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PFTF?
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I love pooping and then no longer being full of poop
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>>83509102
More room for dick.
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I hate pooping because I'm no longer full of poop
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>>83509032
Unironically I did this with selfcest
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Went to the doctor the other day.
Pooper broke. :(
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>>83509216
What's the cause?
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>>83509303
They don't know yet.
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>>83509314
Damn. Better find out soon before it comes out of your mouth.
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If the anon(s?) I was discussing the brotherly incest with bisexual elements is here, I just wanna say I understand why you wouldn't shill. This place is a dumpsterfire

If you are serious about doing this scene, please note me. I will make a character to your liking for this. I am willing to play either brother, both brothers, or the girl they're hooking up with. This is honestly one of my dream scenes. Romantic brotherly incest is my white whale.

https://www.f-list.net/c/ultra%20incest
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Hey guys, is it cool if I hang out in this thread for a little bit?
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>>83509644
Present your tierlist.
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>>83509732
What would you like me to rate :)
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>>83509644
Yeah sure
What anime girls do you wanna fuck, or be fucked /as/ in the world of roleplay?
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>>83509803
Who you want to suck you off as you browse /flg/
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>log in
>3 views in 6 hours
>log out
>20+ views overnight
what’s that supposed to mean
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>>83509803
https://tiermaker.com/create/tier-of-chicken-15277928
Make sure it's curved too
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>can write
>gets approaches
>gets play
>gets moids mad
What's not to love?
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>>83509829
I don't eat enough types of chicken.
>>83509805
I'd like to play as some big titty office lady, but I have a feeling there's probably a lot of those around already.
>>83509814
You!
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>>83509405
Tierlist?
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howdy tred, how goes your june?
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>>83510085
NEED TO SNIFF YOUR FEET
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>>83510085
NEED TO FUCK YOUR BELLY BUTTON
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>>83510085
NEED TO LICK YOUR PITS
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>>83510107
>>83510118
>>83510129
SHILL
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>83510129
>83510118
>83510107
calm down lad, im not dead
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>>83510129
you rang?~
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>>83509999
The profile and player
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>>83510188
does she have 4 arms?
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>>83510052
>I'd like to play as some big titty office lady, but I have a feeling there's probably a lot of those around already.
On the contrary, there are very few of those.
On F-List there's a sort of occurrence where something that's fairly popular gets some people a little overwhelmed, so they eventually stop getting on. All can be curved however if you just get good at letting people know if you're interested enough to be proactive or not.
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>>83510203
Sometimes!
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>>83510251
that's neat :)
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>>83510176
MISS FREDDI PLEASE SHILL WE LOVE YOU
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>>83510176
When was the last time you got fucked, Freddi?
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>>83510276
Nah I don't want the hassle of getting stalked

>>83510306
Hm..... I get it pretty regular these days
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>>83510372
IRL or on f-list?
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>>83510394
Ima leave that part as an enigma, but I have been on like erry day though.
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>>83510431
you pussy still tight babe?
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>Get approach
>Discuss
>We have kinks in common
>But we're looking for different outcomes and executions
>We politely part ways after agreeing its not a match
>Bookmarks go down by 1
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>83510541
-shrug-

it's all relative anon

>>83510574
feels badman
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>>83510581
Elaborate and also please tell us how sweaty you are between your fat rolls.
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>>83502383 #
Hey, I don't play fighting games at all! I play managing games and grand strategy games...
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Anyone wanna RP this?
My eleven adventurer stuck in the middle.
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>>83509829
NTA
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>>83509829
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>>83510672
Do your characters though?
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>>83510656
Prolly similar to you, assuming you're in the AC indoors
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>>83510772
Based curved god

>>83510693
I see this one. I think chicken salad is a little under-credited myself
>>83510052
What has chicken nuggets over chicken tenders? The ergonomics?
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>>83510924
What's AC?
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>>83510924
/me smacks your fat chunky ass
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>>83510934
Assumed Coordination
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>>83510934
air conditioning, anon

>>83510942
:D
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>>83510934
Armor Class
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>>83510972
You like it when men wanna slap that PAWG ass of yours, Freddi?
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>>83511006
yes it's a kink i very much enjoy indulging in
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>>83510972
Why would you condition your air instead of your hair?
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>>83510972
Miss Freddi how old are you?
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>>83511020
What do you like about it specifically?
>>
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>>83511075
Hm.... it's the inter gender play, he's "claiming" me so he's showing his power over me, but at the same time i have something he wants so badly that i'm showing my power over him

hot stuff

>>83511021
por que no los dos?

>>83511034
on the latter half of my 30s
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Would an inline edit anon have a moment to help?
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>>83511133
I can save you... I can make an honest slamhog out of you... I can marry you and have babies with you...
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>>83511133
I don't know how you condition air
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>>83511130
PFTF?
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shant elaborate on my tiers
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>>83511189
I just like the crown they give you.
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>>83511189
What the fuck is Culvers?
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>>83511189
WHERE
IS
WHATABURGER
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>>83511189
I can confirm I'm all about Wendys.
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>make dom/top bisexual femblue
Expectations
>shitty illiterate pinks
>gooner femblues
>gooner purples
>gooner dom purples trying to dombreak me
Reality
>nothing but 6'6 burly faggots looking to get railed
I don't know why this happened but I'm very happy it did
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>>83508116
It probably does for some people but I generally don't find them sexy. When I do it's an exception, not the norm
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>>83511180
I'm doin pretty well anon, better than a year ago for sure.
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>>83511189
Yeah, she goes there, or what it became.
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>>83511189
>No Long John Silver's
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>>83506869
https://www.f-list.net/c/femcel/

PAAGs...
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>>83511280
why don't you want my average white cock inside of you
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>>83511384
>"Oh perfect this looks like the exactly kind of fail-state I nee-"
>Female term for /c/ name
>Purple
Do you have a pink that uses 'stud' or 'hunk' too?
kys
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>>83511410
nonny, I don't think this is an appropriate thing to be airing out in the tred
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>>83511438
I need to rape you
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>>83511384
Same last online as >>83506904 and https://www.f-list.net/c/mocha%20stud/ and the same exact kinks.
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>>83511436
No none of my pinks are named hunk or stud, that would be weird.
>>83511440
What kind of tierlist?
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>>83511436
There's an ugly amount of people who will use female terms for purples with even trying to adapt them properly, the purple is just a literal failed male.
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>>83511500
Nevermind, I'm not interested now that I know it's you.
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>>83511500
Nevermind.
>>83511489
I want your tierlist of pinks and purples.
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>>83511527
Awww, I didn't need you to say that for me but it's exactly what went through my mind, I was actually hoping it was a fake shill...
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>>83511469
That's hot anon, shill yourself perhaps?
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I HATE PHOTOSHOP. LET ME SUCK DICK INSTEAD.
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>>83511523
Or like oranges, shememes, herms, trpas and crossdressers trying to say it's yuri
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CAM ON ENGLUND
SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS
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>>83511527
>>83511552
>>83511589
Just via how appealing they look via the avatar, haven't read the profiles like a true shememe.
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>>83511721
get cancer and die
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>>83511632
You can just say traps for the last two.
But I know what you're saying. It really unnerves me not merely for the lack of creativity involved, they revel in being lazy. Like, I can entertain the idea of a "dickgirlfailure" who acts closer to a girlfailure than a boyfailure but they never do that. There's never even humility. It's "shut up and take my studcock bitch" with the exact same arrogant candor of a male. It disappoints me.
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>>83511721
I said nevermind. Please go away, I want the other anon's tierlist.
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CROATIA! DEFEAT ENGLAND AND MY SLUTSQUAT IS YOURS!
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There, I deleted it. I wasn't kidding when I said I didn't want yours.
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>>83507731
The mods don't agree with you. Take it out of the dropdown, you don't have anything to worry about.
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>>83511280
And who fixed you since last year?
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Shilling a friends tau
https://www.f-list.net/c/AunVre%20Kaira
https://www.f-list.net/c/pathfinder%20calypso
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>>83511189
Replace what the fuckever a Culver's is with Chic-Fil-A or KFC and I'll say your list is accurate
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>>83511944
Hm.... not exactly just one person, just have been getting more regular human interaction ig
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>>83511138
What do you want anon?
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>>83512009
Time to meet up with /flg/ people IRL and get your ass beat and your pussy corrected.
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>>83511189
Yeah I'm a Macca's guy
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>>83512009
How do these guys feel having such a horny bitch past her prime like you gobble on their cocks?
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>>83512182
-shrug-

sex is fun, just like erp is fun
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>>83511189
I prefer Culver's if I have the money to spare, otherwise Wendy's for a more cheap option and because I love their chili. Chick fil a is also good, as is Cane's.
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FOUR - TWO
FOUR - TWO
GO HOME CROATIA
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>>83512232
Is having a dick in your mouth fun, Freddi?
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>the only /flg/ mascblue similar for this feel is too traumatized to ever shill again
Sun's out but it's raining in my heart... Shame on the anon that was mean to him last thread.
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>>83512378
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
WHAT'S THE /C/
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>>83512414
Stop it you're making Freddi's pussy wet
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>>83512314
>>83512349
I look forward to your team's inevitable bottling, Anglo-piggu >:(
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>>83511189
Yeah Wendy's is good.
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>>83512445
WE LOSE EVERY YEAR
WE LOSE EVERY YEAR
HOW SHIT MUST YOU BE?
WE LOSE EVERY YEAR
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>>83510925
Not a huge van of the various mayo based salads. Egg salad tends to be the only outlier there.
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It's a stinker how often people will do something like playing an wolf pack but the alpha always gets first claim or is the primary lay, but I have a link for grunts, lackies, ect - the lowlier ones.

Alternatively, its a gangbang profile but you do a full 1:1 missionary round with the alpha first which takes the whole 4-5 hour writing session, they get their nut, then they never log in again or continue. Actual bait and switch tactic.
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>>83512522
And you'll keep falling for it >:3
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>>83512543
Nuh uh!
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>>83512522
A link?
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>>83512232
What if two hot jocks wanted you to suck them off at the same time in the back of the school, Freddi?
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>approach somebody to let them know I bookmarked them and pitch a scene idea
>"Hi and thanks for the bookmark"
How am I even supposed to respond?
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>>83512781
unbookmark them and move on
their brain is fashioned from cardboard
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My biggest challenge of playing a TF dom is sifting through approaches who have the shittiest artwork but are otherwise good writers.
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>>83512767
sounds like a hot RP, I don't think i've ever been the type for 3+ ooc tho...
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>>83511721
>not featured
THANK GOD
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>>83511721
>Jew in A
>Loon in D
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>>83512865
>I don't think i've ever been the type for 3+ ooc tho...
Why not? Don't you want two or more guys lusting after you?
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>>83512865
Do you moan on mic while gooning
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I thank god for every day I participate and am not included in any tier list.
>TQ:
Squeamish artists who won't commission the violence I require, nor have the visual calculus to truly capture the Beksinski-tier horror of my rapes.
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>>83513019
You only get on if you shill.
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>>83513019
>commission
Why do you need money involved in your RP?
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>>83512444
freddi can get some of this too

>>83513019
you're cordially invited to get some of this also.
but first, pinks in...?
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I am a KHHV, turning 27 this year, no job, failed college, no friends, no GF.

How to get an GF like that?
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If you block someone and then try to message them, does the site let you know you're trying to talk to someone you have blocked?
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>>83513145
Short SpaceX
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>>83513145
Big whoop, I passed college and that's it.
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>>83513145
Lose weight and learn how to perform basic maintenance on a car. It also requires that you go outside and speak to other human beings, but you won't do that.
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>>83513204
>lose weight
I am 5'11 and 120 pounds...
>car
I can't drive.
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>>83513260
I've got like 20 pounds I need to shed, how'd you do it?
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>>83513042
NTA but same reason you spend money on things you like.
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>>83513289
That anon requires paypigging though.
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>>83513288
ozempic
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>>83513003
Not really into threesomes or more ooc, sex (believe it or not) can be awkward so I prefer to just be one on one.

>>83512444
harumph
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>>83513104
Anything I fuck is a woman.
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>>83513288
I've been skinny my whole life but I can tell you what I ate today.

>Breakfast
1 Spinach Snail Pastry Thing

>Lunch
1 bowl of Spaghetti Bolognese

>Dinner
Double Ham Sandwich

>Snacks
Handfull of jelly beans
3 mini jelly doughnuts
Half a bag of tortilla chips

>Drink
Tea and mineral water
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>>83513204
>learn how to perform basic maintenance on a car.
wat
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Started on Zepbound last year, went from 270lb to 190.
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Cut carbs, increase fat/protien intake, do a single exercise every hour.
>t. ottermode chad who rapes people online for funsies, then makes them seethe when they find out im hot, successful, and smart IRL
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>>83513440
Women will find you more appealing if you're not totally useless. Any skill is better than no skill and being able to work on a car is a money-saver, even if it's small stuff like changing the oil or break pads.

If you're not a car-dependent American, this advice is useless. Learn to pickpocket or start a trafficking ring or whatever it is foreigners do for money.
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>>83513145
It's too late for you dude. You're at your peak already. Kill yourself before it gets any worse.
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>>83513145
You should look if there are chess clubs around where you are. I realize this is a sample size of one, but I found a cute autistic girl are my chess place
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>>83512232
We need more nudes from you, your body makes me absolutely diamonds.
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>>83513980
unlikely, you all remember what happened last time
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>>83513994
I don't, I was in a haze cumming my brains out
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>>83514032
>tfw i can't feel orgasms anymore
Guess it's time to go full Hellraiser and start cutting myself to my scenes.
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>>83514063
i used to do this
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>>83513994
For the love of God, I need to see your ass before you lose all of it from working out! Or at least belly again.
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>>83514032
oh yeah that's been kinda something i've done more of, i get high enough to not be angry all the time
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>>83514224
How high will get you horny enough to post some more?
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Didn't expect the floog channel to be where I learn two artists I wanted to eventually commission were shitty to work with.
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>>83506869
https://www.f-list.net/c/null%20lance/
>anomalocaris mentioned
I wanna have sex with weird cambrian critters so bad it's not funny.
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>>83506869
Howdy yall
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>>83514301
Which artists?
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>>83514301
Which?
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>>83513145
Be asian, fit and attractive. Your 3 incher won't affect your chances to bag a baddie like dat.
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>>83513145
>>83513260
Give up and troon out.
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>>83514453
Shut up prison gay favela monkey.
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Are horsefags just hyperfags in denial?
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>>83514623
Ask Izmurn
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I have never seen proof that Erika actually plays
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>>83514623
other way around
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>>83514807
Literally who?
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>>83514956
me
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>>83514968
hi freddit
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>>83513260
Hah, 5'8 110 pounds here. It's looks great though.
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Do you think somebody's height influences what kinds of characters they play?
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>>83514363
The shill with no shill
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>>83515039
My body did mine, yes
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>>83515039
no
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>>83515039
I'm always uncomfortable with making characters that are the same height as me for some reason
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>>83507609
No, I may be a bottom but I have backbone.
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>he has an elaborate in-line image he clearly took 30 hours in photoshop to make
instant click off
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>>83515253
FUCKING BVSED
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>>83513647
I know how to do basic maintenance on a car
I cannot think of a single instance in my life where this has been remotely relevant to any social interaction outside of my dad teaching me how to do so as a kid
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>canon character that links to wiki
instantly bookmark
>canon character that copy pastes the wiki
instantly block
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>>83515439
canon character that uses chatgpt wiki summary?
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>>83515373
i met 3 of my wives by running their shitbuckets off of the road in my big truck so i could impress them sexually by changing their tires. its called "applying yourself", ever heard of it?
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>>83515454
kek
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>>83515450
plap and then block
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>Canon character
dropped immediately

not shitposting either
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>>83515488
i guarantee you only like to self insert
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>>83514301
When aren't they? The best artists have a request system that pipelines straight into an rss feed that they feed to an ai and trace over.
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>>83515520
THIS IS ON GROK
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>>83514375
>>83514378
I assume they mean Valerie-V or Roly. Apparently posters have had bad experiences.
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>>83515503
I'm a fucking bottom do you expect me not to
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self-inserters should be executed
they always pester because they want to get your discord and jack off to you instead of characters
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>>83515712
Tsar Truth Bomba
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>>83516028
post a profile that fits this feel
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>>83516028
it's singleplayer
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>>83515712
You're just an inferior degenerate lacking real dedication
An inferior jerker if you will
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>>83516060
/c/Lady Love
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>>83516028
I kind of want this, some zoomer with a huge ass who uses it to get you to play geimus with her, or at least keep you in place as her cheeks grind your dick into a wet mess.. Actually I really want this....
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>>83516088
>self-insert shitter
pipe down.
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>>83516200
Well, in scene it's not going to be self inserting, but I will enjoy what goes on.
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>>83516088
Shut up Roze
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>>83513438
Maybe I need to get back to counting calories.
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>>83515227
You're a schizophrenic asshole who permanently turned me off. Don't do it to others.
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>>83516240
No, now park your ass on my gaming lap before I sweep you there.
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>>83515712
King. I want to roleplay. Why does f-list have so many people in it that don't like to roleplay?
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>>83516329
it's the nature of roleplaying, self-inserters like to come in and use it as a way of e-dating
they always have the lowest effort posts
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>>83506861
I don’t want to miss the opportunity to say that I really like this op image :)
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>>83516286
Geez the term "schizo" here pretty much lost all meaning to me with frivolously people throw it around

I couldn't care less if you hold a grudge, I'm just here for fun and interesting people, you can scream and whine in the background all you want.
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>>83516088
And I want you to make that mascblue already.
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>>83516329
I can think of a few who are like this. One who got me into an incredibly niche kink, and one who has dozens of accounts they log into, and always set themselves as “Looking” but never actually replies or plays.
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>>83516352
Make a tierlist
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>>83516352
I didn't say that though.
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>>83516376
You know what, I'll bite. If you give me a theme could get angry at, I'll make one.
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>>83516393
a theme NOONE* could get angry at.
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>>83516352
am *I* an interesting people?
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>>83516393
Something that talks about the characters instead of insulting the players like you've been told to do would be a start
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>>83516469
Probably, I think a ton of people here are fun.

>>83516474
I'm gonna wait for a real answer from someone fun and not someone trying to start an argument with their head up their ass I think.
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>>83516393
How good you think they are at RP
I don't think that will upset anyone
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>>83516511
That'd piss off EVERYONE



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