/scaly/ - Scaly General #1658Post lewd reptiles and discuss scaly stuff, male or female is fine. Dragons, wyverns, dinosaurs, lizards, snakes, and reptile-folk such as kobolds and Argonians are welcome, on top of other things with scales like sharks as well. Anthros, ferals and human/scaly are allowed, but please, no monstergirls. As some may take a few creative liberties on their creations, do inquire if there's a particular edge case you're unsure about.==============>Lurking or just reading the FAQ before posting is encouraged.>Anatomy arguments never go anywhere, don't bother instigating one.>No extreme fetishes, please. Ask or catbox your image with a warning on it if you're unsure.>Before asking for source, consider looking into the tips under resources to help find what you're looking for.>Please avoid reposting images from the last few threads to keep the latest more fresh.>There is no Discord server, don't ask.===============Scaly Smut - Many lewd lizard writings>https://mega.nz/folder/pM0EHaQK#qpaXTV7AKpDWNAQn8-ZpYgScaly Lit - Even more lizard writings>https://rentry.org/scalylit>https://rentry.org/scalywnMisc Resources - Source finding and other fun stuff>https://rentry.org/scalygeneralFAQ - Common questions already answered>https://pastebin.com/bpUrZimpYou are free to contribute to either, simply reply and post the information.Did you miss something? You can find all previous threads here:>https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%22scaly%20general%22/type/op/Help! 4chan is dead/hacked again!Don't panic first check the above desuarchive link. You can ghost post in there and see what others are saying. Our fallback site in case 4chan goes down is>https://8 chan.moe/Look for the /trash/ board.Today's featured image is happy to have you over.Topic of the thread: what would your dream scaly game be and have you ever tried making it?
>>83535500>Post Lewd Reptiles>Opens with a reptile that refuses to be lewded
おいしい... さかな !
>>83535618The game is made with Renpy and could be modded very easily (even non programmers can do it). Just sayin'
>>83535500ToTT: My dream scaly game would be a dragon sim. Not the open world 'Take up 90% of the time and budget only to end up mid' type, but all the other parts that rarely get explored. Lairs, minions, heroes, reputation, and so on. Your morality would determine what enemies you face. Being a benefactor would make you a target in the eyes of evildoers looking to get at those you protect, while being a scourge would draw the wrath of a crusade. Neutral adventurers would be present in both groups and be the primary foe if you are also neutral.The WB patent for the nemesis system is coming to an end soon. In my mind, I imagined your foes coming against you and having longstanding rivalries. Say you kill some knight, and years later his son comes after you for revenge and has the destroyed armor of his father with him. Or maybe you become a patron for a warlock who later on betrays your interests, so you get some options on how to deal with him. The options are endless.It'd have tactial rpg style combat and multiple playstyles that could also be mixed and matched. Minion commanding, savagery, mystic arts, air supremacy, and more. Higher difficulty wouldn't just be ballooning stats but increasing the number of enemies with advanced classes and skills. It's a dream game because I know there's lots of sprawl, even with the snippet of ideas I have here. The only way I could ever see it happening is if I narrowed it down enough to get an initial release and then add on the other elements as updates or even expansions. That's if I ever got around to learning any of the other skills needed for it as well.
>>83535500>TotTIt will be made... soonAnd then there will be fanart of the hunky lizards and eventually a romance route option
>>83536380will there be female lizards
>>83535500>Topic of the thread: what would your dream scaly game be and have you ever tried making it?It would honestly be a game centered around a human-scaly friendship wherein the player would switch between the two of them to traverse the environment and solve movement-based puzzles.I don't think there are that many games that have positive snake characters so that is the scaly I would choose for this. Perhaps the snake can swallow important objects and have its stomach act as an inventory. Maybe there would be times where the a certain amount of weight would be needed to activate a floor panel so the snake would have to swallow something heavy to be the sufficiently girthy. The snake could only hold a certain amount of things in its stomach, however, so anytime something new would be swallowed the snake would have to vomit out the contents of its stomach in the reverse order of what it had swallowed.I also wouldn't mind using scalies in a survival horror setting, but I'd still want to have a human and a scaly working together. Perhaps a Dino Crisis-inspired raptor invasion occurs and we see a human team up with a compsognathus for their mutually beneficial survival. The human can carry things and reach high up ledges whilst the compy can traverse small holes and use its claws and fangs as weapons.Anyway, the point is that the game should accomplish at least two things: one, be an actual game, with, y'know, gameplay and objectives and a story which arrives at a finale once all the requisite sequences are completed; and two, have the gameplay show off the unique skills of the particular playable scaly's physiology (a point should be made that the scaly can do things that the human cannot and vice versa).
Welwraith has clear preferences.
>>83537731Haven't kept up with the game. Are they still planning to use the cool snake model, or is it tragically stuck to the gremlin creature?
>>83537731True, but they do a mean placeholder criminal wife in the meantime.
>>83537783Personally I hope they keep the gremlin. It really sells Vyper as this girlfailure crook who just keeps making bad decisions. She's basically a mixture of TF2 Scout's cockiness and Soldier's tendency to make everything worse.
>>83537934They might keep it as a joke skin for her but I don't see them ditching the naga model considering she slithers when she slides and it just plain looks weird with the legs on her current model.
>>83537989They could make her switch between legs and naga on the fly.
>>83535500Double checked.>topicBack in the day it was farcry 3 with dinosaurs, but... now that I think about it that's kind of what ark is. I'm thinking something of a darker tone though with realistic dinosaur movement and behaviour, something that should scare the shit out of you while wandering through super dense jungle and isn't purely action oriented. Not that it should be like alien isolation with unkillable monsters, but it should feel tense all the time.
>>83538062Please do NOT humanform the naga.
>>83537934I don't care which model they use, I love her. (though I prefer the xcom one cause it does things to me)I pray everyday for a proper Vyper buff, my poor girl needs it so bad.
>>83538202>>83537731>>83537783>>83537818Vyper is very funny with how you expect her to talk and she's just a boxwine aunt who decided to go for the crimefail life instead.>>83537934>Vyper as this girlfailure crook who just keeps making bad decisions. She's basically a mixture of TF2 Scout's cockiness and Soldier's tendency to make everything worse.For me it's how she has the hots for the human heel dude Lash and she's the ONLY character he's outright afraid of with her obsession over him.
i like scalies that are silly :)
>>83537731Yeah and thats fine but she's in for a letdown when the WIP model comes out finishedMaybe Valve will make an alt costume but there's also mods
>TFW no young dragon with elder-sized cock to tease and cuddle
>>83535500ToTT: Dragonrider Ace Combat. The dragon's are sapient and the stronger you bond with your dragon. The more power you get.
>>83539640Vocaloid is now a...Dragonoid?
>>83539520That sounds rad as fuck, fund it
Only good dragons get Switch 2's with a preinstalled copy of Pokemon Pokopia
>>83541081Just don't let her know I hid an extra Switch 2 in that chest in the corner over there...
>>83541248
VANTAGEANTAGE
I want to be a Tama!
Pick.
>>83541857Crystal Lizard for headpats
>>83541857Man-serpent so that we can be TOGETHA.Also, I refuse to believe that DS2 doesn't have a single scaly candidate that'd fit in this picture.
>>83541857Nagas are OVERRATED, lizardmen are where it's at
>>83541857Man-serpent because that's what best girl Zorayas is.>>83541908Crystal lizard my spiky beloved.
>>83541857Goodness gracious, those delicious looking cocks on that Man-Serpent...
>>83541857Cloaca cocks all day every day, and that extendo length could make for some fun vore play.
>>83541914Because the previous pic was for snakes only. DS2 only has dragonoids.Also, I said "pick". Not "pick one".
>>83536501Can they even see anything with their lower eyes when they're always squinting from them?
>>83539254Man I wish she would ___ me in her cavernous ______.
>>83542461Stuff you in her cavernous skin?
>>83542479No my sweet anon, not here...
Slits are superior but Ethero---I mean Shebeast did a good job on the anatomy
>>83542758they're not the same person
>>83542951Could've fooled me
Behold! The only two games ever made where you not only play as a snake but move around in a snakelike way!
>>83543726I think one of those dinosaur survival multiplayer games allowed you to play as a snake as well.
>>83541276sexo
>perihelionHas anyone figured out how to get the new endings? I’ve only gotten the one where you get jailed for arson. I keep hitting “the darkness” ending.Also August’s theme fucking rocks.https://youtu.be/SWA3SAg1xyo
>>83544117I didn't get that one. I guess you had to blow up the bridge for it. You get his "good" ending by not blowing up the bridge and not narcing on him, and his "bad" ending by narcing on him. Trying to figure out how to get Finns bad ending because the cg art for it looks gnarly at least. But his routes so linear its hard to imagine what to do to trigger it.
if a dragon hurts an animal, it’s just as bad as a human doing the same
>>83544554i must be bugged then. each time I reach the festival the game just abruptly stops at what looks like a failsafe scene, no matter the route. except the arson end where there’s no festival. odd.i tried reinstalling and clearing appdata but still. the game just hates me.
>>83545031>Smiles in Sheep Slaughterer
sexhttps://x.com/HoomanEx/status/2067383775089053853/video/1
>>83545875Just saw it too. Not having the PoV grap onto the tail is criminal, why does most PoV stuff have the man just laying there like a log?
>>83545966I think the artist's bio containing "i do femdom porn" might have something to do with that
>>83545777That sounds strange. The game is supposed to end at the festival and you would get an image like this. What does the failsafe scene look like?
Hey, would anyone happen to have that one anatomical chart of what the right spots to pet on dragon are? Can find in on google
>>83546217gotchu senpai
>>83539462>you will never watch him get sexually frustrated and beg for help>you will never mindbreak him with forced orgasms>you will never watch him panic the first time he gets stuck in a breeding mount>you will never get him so addicted to your presence that he starts blasting precum when you walk in the same room as him
does anyone have a copy of Jurassic explorer? i cant find the download anywhere
>>83535500>ToTTI would want a large adventure style game with the world on the emptier side, ala Dark Souls/ER. You'd play as a human, a handful developed NPCs (scalies ofc, some humanoid, others not) with dialogue and quests, a developed AI buddy system that lets you have a partner that is usefull and interesting to have around. And a romance system with decisions and challenges. It would be "hard" in that it would necessitate scouting locations and preparing for enemies and bosses (gear, consumables and working with your partner), a camp system and a good amount of lore to explore. A true melancholic RPG with love at its core.
>>83547576lizard can i “the shape of water” you?
>>83545805we don’t hurt the sheep, anon
>>83547810But sheep is yummy...
>>83547810we EAT the sheep
I had no idea Gundam had mass-produced dragon mechs.
>>83547810we FUCK the sheep
>>83548182It's a dragon, it probably fucks the sheep and then eats it.
>>83548393eating his own cum? damm, that sounds kinda gay.
>>83548392I like this
>>83548472It's just recycling spent proteins - it's no different from a female eating the unfertilized eggs they lay every so often.It only becomes gay if they're eating someone else's cum.
>>83548393he'll be eating it alright
>>83548393there'd be a lot more half dragon half sheep running around if they didn't
>>83535500>tottMain character is a powerful western dragon, who saw in the crystal ball, that soon, he'll be slain.He can either become as powerful as possible, ethics be damned, to make that as difficult as possible. The villainy required to do so binds him unknowingly to a self-fulfilling prophecy, with a hero rising to the challenge.He can also become undesirable to kill, by becoming benevolent, and beloved. But there'll always be someone who'd betray and slay him for selfish reasons.(or he could hide in the mountains, forever in isolation, staying weaker and thus, more vulnerable than the previous options)In most games with good/evil or selfish/selfless scales, going to either extremes gives you results (because you pass thresholds). I'd prefer if the good endings (where you aren't slain) would require you to compromise. Be evil and powerful, but if there's a continental threat coming, swallow your pride, and help the humans just that once, to stop it. Or be benevolent, but never truly lower your guard, and don't try solving all their problems, or they'll become dependent, weak, useless.There could also be 2 waifus. One powerful, somewhat evil 'ness, and a benevolent, slender, frail, but diplomatic 'ness. It'd be much easier to get a good ending, if you pick the partner that complements you, rather than the one you see eye-to-eye with. If you're benevolent, the evil one will be much stronger than you, call you soft, weak, and naive, but if you win her over, she'd become quite protective of you, and would save your ass when you're about to be slain. If you're evil, the benevolent one would keep her (and your) eyes on the big picture, what happens inside and outside your domain, advising you, pulling some strings, saving you big trouble in the long run. (And be huggable.)Not sure about the gameplay though, but I like >>83536192 's ideas. I think these would combine well.
Gonna comm another mixed wrestling picGot ideas for the girls design? Decided on crocodile/alligator
>>83549507Btw, I always wondered what's the story behind that (pic).The dragon doesn't look concerned about being a prisoner. Neither afraid, angry, nor overly sullen. Almost as if she's see her fate ahead of time, and knows someone will free her soon, or that no matter what she'd try it's the end of the line for her anyway, but made peace with it.And why is someone drawing her? Surely, she wasn't chained for the drawing, the girl is only drawing a portrait. She doesn't mind it either.
>>83549740 (You)Forgot to mention should she be /pw/ with flashy outfit or competitive with traditional singlet? Was thinking camouflage for her gearPosting the nude alt
>>83549768That's from Wings of Fire, specifically Book 5. The dragoness is Sunny, and she's being chained in Burn's Weirdling Tower (of her own volition. She volunteered to let herself be captured to avoid getting the Outclaws attacked by Burn's troops, though Thorn stages an attack to save her anyway). The human is Flower/Rose, the "pet" Scavenger owned by Smolder; her hobby is drawing, and she's doodling a picture of Sunny while keeping her company.
>>83549831Singlet for the novelty.
>>83549937The only other non mammal girl I had drawn was secretary bird and she had a Japanese /pw/ style outfit so ok singlet it is, how about hairstyle?
>>83550328Honestly I have no idea, so I can't help you with that one, sorry.
>>83550331underwater welding and underwater cave divingcan you be even more dangerous?
>>83546506Thank you so much!
Thoughts on the Kig-Yar design of the prequel missions in the CE remake they're doing?
Sunny is precious and I hope nothing bad ever happens to her.Picrel also made me wonder how she is able to cope seeing her father every day like this.
https://bigsexyplush.myshopify.com/products/pre-order-dragons-three
>>83552407I want to give her head pats and ALL the hugs.Not in a patronising way, we know she hates being talked down to, but in a honest caring way (she's still sweet though)I always admired her positive attitude and desire to change things, while clearly struggling with enough issues beneath that veil of optimism. She is naive often enough in her actions, but to me that makes her even more charming.
I decided to give a second pass to the sketch I posted in the previous thread, about Ultraman ensuring that Gigantron's species doesn't go extinct.Firstly, because it'd be a shame to let the dragon looking kaijus die out, and secondly, because on e6 there was a total of 1 lewd pic of her. She's literally a milf dragon/kaiju, and yet almost nobody drew her.>>83549873Well, now I know. Thanks. Haven't read WoF, but I could've recognised the iconic mohawk. But the art style was too unlike what I've associated WoF with.
>>83552715Nice one anon, I really liked her design although I did initially think she was male due to how bulky she was in the movie. I was pleasantly surprised she didn't actually die.
>>83535500>tottMy dream scaly game is a VN where's it atleast implied you fuck the scaly instead of PUSSYFOOTING AROUND THE "PROBLEM"!WHY MAKE A ROMANCE STYLE VN IF YOU DONT WANT TO PUT IN ROMANCE?JUST TO PRETEND TO BEFRIEND A BUNCH OF THEY/THEMS? FUCK OFF!>>83536044>but you can mod/fanartYou can do that with any media, but that isn't the issue.A dating sim is supposed to have romance. I don't expect Clever girls to have anything because it's not the type of game, but for Perihelion it should be expected to have scenes.AWSW had implied scenes, so not having scenes or even implications is just blue balling at worst. But honestly it seems like the devs just hate their audience.>>83536574Yes but the females might be even bigger and more muscular than the males... yes please.
>>83552715>But the art style was too unlike what I've associated WoF with.Due to the origin of the series and comics acting as a reference for many people, "realistic" fanart is rare indeed. I love when it happens because behind all that YA cover, these are still large and (for a human) pretty scary looking creatures.
>>83553094>and (for a human) pretty scary looking creatures.That I will KISS! You cannot and they will not convince me they are scary.
>>83553166Be careful, or you might corrupt her into ever more intimate acts of touching
>>83553166Well, why don't we ask the thousands of dead humans that got wiped out to near exinction after they annoyed the dragons long enough.We only follow the perspective of the "good" dragons who couldn't hurt a fly. Whereas most dragons in the WoF universe, excluding vegetarian Rain- and SilkWings, would see you as nothing more than a slightly smarter animal to prey on. [nospoilers]Well, at least until Book 15 ruined the dragon/human dynamic.[/on trash]
>>83553277>every dragon is looking at the feeshOne braincell species, truly Wyverns are more intelligent, not having to waste neurons on two redundant limbs.
>>83551947The only thing out of the remake I like so far, quite frankly. They're super colorful, which I like. Highly smoochable.
>>83553277>4x as much visible dick as visible pussyGay.
>>83552996anon can i get the source of this noodle?
>>83553351>ruined the dragon/human dynamicYou mean came to it's inevitable conclusion?That fact that humans existed and were intelligent and not feral animals means the dragons would eventually discover their writing had meanings, and thus were sapient.It was just a matter of time before it was written into the plot.
>>83552715>But the art style was too unlike what I've associated WoF with.I know the comics were a starting point for many people and Mike Holmes' shitty artstyle is now the first thing that comes to most people's minds, but their original artwork on the actual novels was a fair bit more realistic looking; Sunny most certainly didn't look as cutesy as fanart tends to depict her, see pic related. Also, to get back to your previous comment:>The dragon doesn't look concerned about being a prisoner. Neither afraid, angry, nor overly sullen. Almost as if she's see her fate ahead of time, and knows someone will free her soon, or that no matter what she'd try it's the end of the line for her anyway, but made peace with it.She knows someone's coming to save her, because she fully believes in the prophecy that states she an the other DoDs are the ones fated to stop the war; the whole prophecy turned out to be fake in the end and she and the others were all in very real danger and could've been killed at any time, but she still believed she had plot armor that would protect her regardless of what happened. Lucky for her, she was right, and she only spent about 2-3 days trapped there before her mom and Peril coincidentally showed up at the exact same time.>>83553410NTA, but that's clearly Fortuna's artwork - she's a straight female, so it shouldn't be surprising that she's choosing to draw dicks over pussies.
>>83553478>It was just a matter of time before it was written into the plot.Yea I know. But I can still believe in the power of stupid fantasy where not everything has to play out in a way that makes sense. The series has enough of those moments, so why not use it for something that keeps the setting more interesting.I personally enjoyed the small human encounters the dragons occasionally had because they were rare and special moments. Their inability to communicate and understand each other made those moments even more important. It plays into the overcoming differences trope that I enjoy so much about interspecies relations.
>>83553351>excluding vegetarian Rain- and SilkWingsThat only applies to modern Rainwings. Around Darkstalker's time, Rainwings still ate meat and were known to be some of the deadliest hunters (and deadliest assassins with a kill rate that would put later Nightwing assassins to shame) on the continent. While it's not explicitly stated that they were eating humans, there's no reason to assume they weren't, given all the other tribes at the time had no issue with it.
>>83552809Thank you!>I was pleasantly surprised she didn't actually die.Same, at this point, a dragon not dying is a pretty big plot twist.
>>83554774>semi-anthro bodyshape that basically turns taur when she sits downCute
>>83550331How do I get this job? What are the qualifications?
>>83552999Holy trips. You know what? We NEED to design a male and female scaly whose traits are selected by /scaly/ and then develop a sweet VN where you date them and end up doing it with a happily ever after. We can focus on writing and sincerity of tone with a bit of effort put in to the character art at the sacrifice of all else for efficiency and ease. Vnanon and lizardanon--- ideas!!!
>>83553277>bunch of goofy ass OCs at the beach naked, because furries>random crowBrown stripey dragon and dragoness (if she were bald) are the only marriable ones
>>83557665>dragoness (if she were bald)You're just jealous of her fabulous hair.
>>83558231Until she gives back the pillows she stole, she'd look better bald!
>>83541107It's her fault that she doesn't get onesince she keeps bullying poor Eval
toxtricity SWEEP
>>83558710That's an amphibian
>>83558853I think he is scalie enough for /scaly/. Doesn't the outfit look so good on him?
Markarth is a shithole.
>>83558231>proud, strong dragoness with scales that can deflect attack>pull on her hair>"OWWWW!"She should have feathers if you want something up there!
I need more lizzers in latex
>>83559872>IT'S FULL O' DICK'EADS>I 'ATE THIS FUCKING PLACE
>>83552996ive been looking everywhere on twitter but i can't find the source...
>Winter cums on his sister’s face.>I will probably make some more at some point>I can’t tag myself as the artistHmmmmmmm
>>83560340Icicle would bite his popsicle offSnowfall on the other hand...
>>83560555We're swimmin in trips and dubs this thread. Now choose your wife from your pic. (Moon best girl ofc)
>>83560662>>83560555The best wife for Winter is not in the photo...
>>83560662>>83560555Honestly, of the three?It's hard to say Moon isn't the best choice.Still, even if she is a bit psycho, being something of the sort who loves a dominant, intensive, aggressive lady, I'm gonna say Snowfall.She did mellow out some anyways. So it's probably safe.
>>83560732Also this. Winter is the best Prince(ss).Thanks for sharing a rare quality Winterjou pic.
>>83560555
>>83560320ok this time i checked all reposts in all the dragon accounts i could find and looked at the fyp lots of times and yet no luck... i give up!
>>83553440>>83560320>>83562288https://x.com/bbdd029/status/20679824545820267385 seconds google-fuingPerhaps it's time to go back to your cave and hibernate for a century anon... The current world is too much for you.
>>83562288>>83562340Not him but I spent a while searching earlier too and now I see it pops up on google when you RIS it. Must've got crawled finally
>>83562450>>83562340FUCK
SEXOtricity
>>83562499>FUCKindeed, fuck noodles
Everyone is always talking about how useless wyverns are, but this is literally the only thing a drake is good for.Also, Larger male x Smaller Female is rad.
>>83541505Me too
>>83562649she looks like she fucks human men
>me and my comparatively huge dragon wife when her man-sized vibrator starts acting on the fritz (this was literally in our vows, I signed up for it)
>>83563228giwtwm (both the tama and the fish)
>>83560340>watching the artist spend 2 hours and 9 frustrated attempts to tag themselves as the artist on e6Cute
>>83563067I feel like "fuck" is an understatement. That gal is a pure blooded predator. I don't even like noodles. Yet I know I'd be little more than putty in her claws, with little more than a single finger under my chin.
>>83563366>I'd be little more than putty in her claws, with little more than a single finger under my chin.
>One is a lecturing professor, the other a medical doctor. Guess which is which.
>>83563493You think hydras ever go through a point in their life where they experiment by kissing each other passionately while masturbating? or do they see themselves as different people and that would be 'incestuous'
deatclaw kissu
>>83563547I'd say yes. They're essentially conjoined twins, in a species where that is a normal thing, so they have a bond that we probably cannot comprehend. They're technically siblings, so being sexual with each other might be pretty weird. However, they share the same set of genitals, so even if they're just masturbating, they have to do that together. I'm sure that every single one would try it out at least once, and most probably do it occasionally.There's an interesting question, however, about what happens if one of the heads is asleep when the other decides to rub one out. Can they even sleep separately? Sleep affects the whole body, not just the brain, but as far as I know, there are species of sharks whose brain hemispheres can sleep separately of each other.
>>83562673>Larger male x Smaller Female is rad.Yes. (picrel, I also adore how she caresses his head) I just read draconic soapopera on Ao3 (https://archiveofourown.org/works/65492605/chapters/168574543), and OMG Emmy was just so perfect, when paired with the much larger Fafnir.
>>83563547I think it highky depends on the hydra species. For example, this one assimilates other beings and overwrites their personality, so the two heads would be part of one being and one personality.Meanwhile, the hydra heads at >>83563493 have completely separate personalities/memories, and consider themselves conjoined brothers. Granted, almost EVERY member of their species is a duo - single-headed hydras are as rare as conjoined twins in humans.
>>83563697>this one assimilates other beings and overwrites their personalityWeird and gross, just give my dynamic and temperamental heads.
If they're conjoined from birth, it would probably result in them being socially raised as siblings, and then there would be some Westermarck effect at play. Also, they'd both have the same sex, so it'd require that both of them be homosexuals and somehow that both of them express a mutual attraction.In real life, many conjoined twins do live separate sexual lives, so there's no reason to expect the same wouldn't happen for these hydras
>>83563547meant to reply >>83563787
Topic for next thread:What if you end up in a hydra with other /scaly/ anons?
>>83556061>dino gal discriminates against man with invisible nerve issue that requires him to park closer to the storeFor shame!
Would you a birb?
>>83563950Would you?
We researched years to create the perfect scaliemon wife, and this is the result. Task completed failingly.
>>83563967Absolutely adore the platypus type tail.
>>83563813probably kms desuyall are cool, but i never want to meet any one of you irl
>>83564345I want to meet YOU anon!~
>>83563493Medical doctors sometimes do lectures part time, my dad did. They also have to deal with residency, so smaller lectures and checkups on younger doctors can happen.I gave no idea which head is which.>>83563547Depends on what kind of hydra they are, as people said already. They could be 2 facets of one person, a little different in disposition but still essencially the same, capable of arguments the same way (you) can argue with yourself in your head. That would be just masturbation, or training kissing on your hand.Or they could be different people, but culturally the same person, ala raptor women from Human Resources by Snekguy (bad author) - they spend the majority of their lives in groups of 4-6 that do everying together, even if they have different hobbys or tastes. They treat sex between each other as masturbation too.If they are just completely different people then yeah, that would be incestuous. Say, Jakiro from Dota 2.>>83563787I don't think they HAVE to have the same sex, since even if they have one body, there are differences in brain chemistry between men and women. Yes, the sex that has genitals and organs in the body would drive more of the personality, but the heads can still be biologically male and female.>>83563950Yes, 100% And it hurts that I never will.
>>83541081JUST DRAW THE PORN ALREADY
>>83565537also D+C cannot be let off the hook for drawing such a sexy maw on Noelle
>>83565314>>83565322W-why is he sitting in the chair facing away...
>>83550824Oh ok, here’s the WIP, those lines are cus she is bellowing
>>83568705Neat. A submission move I'd love to be in.
Why doesn't Ultratech sell civilian-purpose Stalker Units without all the high tech military augments? That seems like a lot of easy money right there.
>>83569796>>83569809he looks very fun to pet
>>83563950This lady in particular? For sure. She looks like she's been around the block a few times. Probably a grandma...
>>83569764Technically, the Stalker Units are already available to anyone who can afford them - the "Your Stalker Unit and You" article on KI's official page has Ultratech pitching them as an alternative to security guards and guard dogs, with how-to care instructions for raising them domestically. The problem is that all the technology required to grow just one makes them only affordable to billionaires, even if you're only buying the basic model.
>>83569871Close enough.
>>83566814He doesn't want them to see him jerking off
>>83569764Because having a pet dinosaur would be a logistical nightmare, even if they were programmed to not be intensely hostile. Unless you're extremely rich like the anon above me said, you're going to have to be changing your furniture all the time, buying more food than you can afford, and probably end up in the ER due to an accidental stab knowing the anons in this place.
>>83569784I am going to ruin his swing and his ass if he keeps shaking that thing in front of me>>83570077I wonder what a pet dinosaur who is sapient would be like costwise, that's an interesting train of thought to think on...
>>83569764Having a big carnivore as a pet is not exactly something most people can afford IRL. Also I feel that even if you buy one, the dommy mommy robot would put you on a watch list and send the cheesy one liners fire man if they ever feel that you are having weird ideas with your raptor.
>>83570228>I wonder what a pet dinosaur who is sapient would be like costwise, that's an interesting train of thought to think on...That's called slavery, anon.
Found the Riptor guide btw.https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/43948056/#q43973945
>>83570470And what's wrong with that for some scalies?
>>83570470>>83570685Is it really so wrong if they're basically built for it?
>>83570718Would a kobold be happy to serve a human and have his eggs?
>>83570804Gee anon, I don't know. Would a dragon be happy with a pile of gold?
>>83570804I'm going to go against the spirit of the thread and say maybe, leaning towards a no most of the time.Dragons I get. Even without a magical or theological explanation, dragons are big, and strong, and keep threats to away. Humans are big and strong too, but they are typically not unbeatable. I firmly believe that three average kobold adults could comfortably take on an average human adult, and kobolds will always have the numbers advantage. Now, things change if the human in question is very wealthy or very powerful, in which case I'd say yes.This is of course assuming that kobolds and humans exist in the same world but separate from one another. If kobolds were integrated into society in a deeper level, then yes, I'd wager that interspecies relationships wouldn't be that strange.
>>83571049>>83570804...Memes aside, I am actually inclined to agree.Kobolds sport a draconic level of pride.They're not really going to serve just anyone. And certainly, that servitude won't be with the same adoration, loyalty, and commitment, as you'd find on them with a dragon.More likely the kobold bides their time at best, pulling petty shit, and generally being a nuisance.You can keep them focused with the draconic aspect they share of greed, but I would wager that still comes with a host of complaints. Oh, and of course, a solitary kobold is going to be especially uphappy. Easier to work together for them, after all. Can't imagine they'd be pleased at being a lone maid for some uppity mammal.Now... All this said... Can a kobold get along with a human? Be a companion, a wife, a friend, or someone you can trust?Absolutely.Though that one comes with even more caveats, as you'll have to fulfill their particular standards which, again considering they are little dragons and so have the same issues of pride, vanity, greed, avarice, anger, and so on, can be a little dangerous to navigate.
GTA VI if it were good
>>83572382Gators would make any game better...
>>83570077>>83569894>>83569764>expensiveActually they wouldn't be that expensive to feed and maintain, just the initial purchase of a militarily bioengineered dinosaur.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhm0fz3v0X0
>>83571049>>83571269A man is allowed to dream of making a group of mischevious little kobolds happy and content.I mean, if you can't embody the spirit of a dragon in human form, are you really a man at all?You must show them their place, beneath you, serving you, worshiping you, even if you are a human, make it clear who the boss is and I'm sure they'd be more than happy to serve and do everything you desire and more.
>>83569592I commissioned a bear girl but instead of a bearhug which was too obvious it was the only boxing commission I did and the rest are wrestling It outta be done later
I don't know what is it about Riptor's remake design, but she's so hot. I vividly remember her giving me one of my first scalie related boners in my life. I think I was nine or ten when I first got the game and being instantly mesmerised by her.
>>83573145silly girl
>>83573145>>83573243She was my main, both in the original and the remake. I loved how the remake explained her design change by saying the previous, more humanoid version of her was a prototype, making both versions canon (and having the new Riptor exact revenge on the character who killed the KI1+2 Riptor by tracking him down and murdering him brutally in her story mode).Also, the gave her old version a literal cheerleader outfit. They know EXACTLY what kind of people main her.
>>83570228>>83570470>>83572431If they're sapient it would be even cheaper to care for them as you only need one bed and could eventually clean up after themselves, do chores, do your taxes and then pay for themselves beating some dumb apes on the stock market. Don't expect to keep your hand if you touch her accounts by then.
>*blocks your path*
>>83574345Wtf are those scute lines running down her ass?This is why tailbutts are better, I'm pushing her out of the way.
>>83574614I will smooch them all. Every. Last. One.
>>83574614one of these is just straight up an owl
>>83569592Rough draft but she’s a redneck hence realtree™ camo
I'm surprised nobody seems to have really done anything with the Maleficent model from Kingdom Hearts...
Well, it's no Snoot Game ending 1. But close enough.
>>83574345big booty ferals...My forbidden fruit...
>>83572478What if you're a woman dating a male kobold? How does that dynamic work?
>>83576826Then you must embody the dragoness, strong, proud, dominant.Put that little kobold in his place, show him how good boys get treated when they serve well.
>>83574345I guess we'll do anal if you keep pointing it at me
>>83539640
>>83577221second time I've seen a dragon Miku.
>>83577221Are they fighting?>>83577255...I like the other one better
>>83577576>Are they fighting?I think they're sharing a microphone.
>>83577576>Are they fighting?It's called a duet.
>>83577600>>83577615Ah i thought the human one was slamming something into the dragon's claw
>>83572478Aura farmers hit the kobold community like crack. How's an honest merchant supposed to get a kobold gf when they're all fawning over Sir Splendor or Lord Chuuni?
>>83570470>That's called slavery, anon.Don't threaten lizards with a good time, that one you posted is literally wearing a bridle.
>>83576826>my mediocre gens getting repostedPain. I oughta get back into it. I've got a new rig with a far better card and things have improved by an absurd degree. Hopefully I can figure out how to avoid things like "this character is extra long for no reason" next time.
>>83578660>"this character is extra long for no reason"That's basically as simple as shortening the long side of the image resolution.
>>83578762Probably the case. I did suspect it was longefied just due to the particular aspect ratio I went with.
>>83578817>dragons after you call them a good boy
>>83578921
>>83578817How would you deal with interacting with friendly scalies IRL who send you cute chibi emojis like this in your conversations, and then in person they are just naturally ferocious and intimidating-looking, despite having a sweet character? How would that juxtaposition work?>"Haha, I'd love to go get some BBQ. I'm starving!! *cute chibi dragon with saucer eyes and a watering mouth emoji*>the dragon texting you IRL
>>83579109I'd be too invested in getting delicious food to worry.
>>83579109Give them hand signals like thumbs up in return, they love that shit.
>>83579109I genuinely wouldn't have it any other way, I love ferocious looking dragons being sweet/cutesy.>>83579155>they clumsily but earnestly try to return the gesture with their handclaws, beaming the whole timeCute...
what’s your derg SO’s super move?
>>83579109as long as he's paying his own share, I don't earn enough to buy an entire BBQ'd bison
>>83579109>>83579143>>83579155>>83579215>>83579363It's not nice to look at a prospective SO without their makeup....
>>83579109Big things can be cute, too.I'm not going to bother her over her preferred emojis
Dragon to dragon communication
>>83551947They look like they have bad breath
Any story recs? I like slow burning romances, like the xcom viper stories
>>83579717What could they be talking about?
>>83579770>I like slow burning romances, like the xcom viper storiesDragon in the Kitchen and Love like Oil i get a similar sort of feel from.
>>83579903>ask her how she got all those scars all over>expect stories of ferocious battles>"I got a bad wing cramp over some mountains, once."
>>83579975>"No one cared who I was till I put on the mask..."
>>83580003>"If I pulled that off would you die?"
>>83580063If you pulled it off you would probably die from her tearing into you, she doesn't like people seeing her ugly side in the bottom left here >>83579903
>>83580091So it would be extremely painful then?
>>83580229not for her
dino crisis anon here, hoping that when the steam summer sale starts: all the turok games go on sale, i want to try this series next
Behold the latest in dragonlaying craftsmanship
>>83580530Can strike deep into the heart.
>>83579258Hogging the bed.
>>83577576>Are they fighting?Looks like they're both shouting into the same microphone. So Miku's singing a duet with her dragon self.
>>83580596she canonically fucking dies
>>83581702Oh, she gets 'slain', but she is clearly not dead in the end screen :^)
>>83581740seen it. sword appears twice, it's just a memory collage.she ded.
>>83581843You are taking things too seriously for a game that is a humorous metaphor for sex.The devs could have Deep appear in another title that canonically happens after if they so chose.
>>83571269greed and avarice being a dragon thing are a consequence of Tolkien and the Catholic Church slandering dragons. they're intelligent and long lived, and a hoard is best explained by thisthey're not demons (or magpies) except in the most boring of fantasy
>>83570685No one's there because the kobolds always had rights. Leaving was always allowed.
>>83582061yeah, i'm totally dead serious. just like the dragon. who is D E A D.anyway i thought her name was Long
>>83582168>i thought her name was LongYou're right about that, but wrong about her death, as rumours were greatly exaggerated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5J8cJfRBWk
>>83582117Those aren't the rights they're demandingThe union wants mandatory dragon snuggles.
Anbach, my wife (actually Rams' wife, but we share)...
>>83582222damn, quads. guess Long survived the little death after all
>>83574345great heavens... imagine the turds that could slide out of that thing... good grief...
>"Th-there's still more eggs!? Seriously, all of those were inside me...?">"What am I going to tell Anon? All those books said humans can't get dragons pregnant! Oh, what am I gonna do...?">*whine*>"Oh god, here comes another egg..."
New>>83582638>>83582638>>83582638
