>>83596137
Hugging bread baker for new warm bread!!!

If I tell the BXWC that my lifelong dream is to be some square-jawed Flash Gordon type that goes around killing alien warlords and fucking their concubines would I get domesticated on the spot

>>83597327
definitely yes

>>83597327
That is a thing you could do as a floret!

>>83597327
Affini who says holy shit that’s fucking awesome of course! Let’s go!!! They would domesticate you but only to fulfill your fantasies better.

>>83597518
well I mean realistically they'd be lucky to get the square jaw, much less killing aliens and having concubines

Floret who has been domesticated but not implanted who is concerned their affini will grow tired of them and they cry themselves to sleep one night worrying about it

Affini who kills you. She pulls your head off like Mortal Kombat. Affini who fucks your shit up.

>>83598272
Simulating the experience is plenty sinple enough, but if you prove your mettle (or write it into your adoption papers), you could get put with an Affini in the auxilliary defenses! She may technically be a privateer, but you'll be thrown headlong into conflicts with empires and multinational coallitions bellow the threshold of what can be a conflict which can fairly involve the Compact's military power. Any and all enemies of the compact, either crushed under your heel or turned to your connivents as your(mistress') righteous judgement sees fit!

Affini who makes me feel bad for how normal most of my fantasies are and I cry and never tell her anything again

How to find someone to write a story about the affini specifically made me feel better

Watching TADC with my affini!!!

>>83600183
Hab ai that sympathizes with Caine and pauses the show in frustration when he makes mistakes

>>83600183
how was it?
I keep hearing about it but never watched it

>>83600368
Hab AI pausing the dang show every few minutes!!! Hab AI absolutely insufferable during the last three episodes!!!!!!
>>83601848
I’ve never seen it. I would literally be watching it for the first time with my affini if she existed. I would probably fall asleep in her vines (she would make a vine shaped kitty bed for me) and wake back up to keep watching it and we would marathon it all in one go.

flortworx

>>83601968
Hab AI that really is sorry, but struggles to communicate it because it gets so emotional...

Infinite flortworks

>>83600183
pshh. that show is for BABIES.

>>83605175
NUH UH

>>83605306
it's literally a show for little sprouts... i hope you and all your sprout friends are having fun watching it

>>83605828
I-its a show for big florts!! Big sprouts!!!
My mommy and all my friends thinks its so cool!!
Y-you're just a meanie!!!!!

>>83600183
floret cut of episode 9 where jax is ok and transitions happily

>>83606463
Isn't she lovely!

Floret that's really good at copying sounds

its flort day
sit on the floor and eat cereal

>>83608099
is that what florts do

Affini who gives me all the time to sleep I need. Affini who modifies my nervous system to sleep 16 hours a day. Affini who wraps me up tight while I'm sleeping. I'm so tired...

>>83608099
Too late, I made a sandwich for breakfast. Pretty sure that means I'm fit for independence.

>>83608160
Very eepy sleepy flort that should be cuddled and kissed while she sleeps

>>83608422
What was on the sandwich petal?

>>83608160

I had an idea for a fic that maybe one day I'll write if I can overcome my insecurities around that

>Terran gets snatched off the streets by OCNI close to the end of the domestication campaign
>Gets used as guinea pig to see if they can develop a counter to class Zs used to capture Terran warships
>Experiment fails and our terran ends up in a deep coma
>Affini arrive, rescue Terran, but it's determined that their only hope of ever regaining consciousness is through the use of an implant
>Doctor affini takes up the challenge, florts our terran without them ever even waking up
>However once the implant is in the affini can get to work slowly repairing the brain damage so they can wake up, but also they're able to perceive their new floret's dreams
>Visits them in their dreams in some disguise, gradually changes their dream from a bleak nightmare into something beautiful
>Coaxes their fantasies out of them and encourages them to live them out to the fullest, fulfils all of their fantasies to an ever greater extent than florets IRL
>Eventually coaxes them into awakening. All the changes that happened to the Terran in the dreams have been brought true in real life while they were still asleep
>And then they all live happily ever after

I just read through the original human domestication story, out of bored interest mostly after clicking through random generals, and it imparted otherworldly, euphoric needs onto me

>>83609040
Congratulations, and welcome.
Welcome to the waiting room.

>>83609062
Thank you…
My favorite part was definitely that scene with the clipboard. The way Elvira cried as she checked away each and every one of her freedoms to submit to her new, better life… the mind breaking techniques employed by the Affini are just perfect

>>83608462
cereal

>>83608462
Bacon and eg- does it matter? It was delectable.

Weeping willow affini

>>83609162
Good girl!
And where did you eat it?

>>83609218
Because honesty is important, and you don't have a reason to hide anything.

>>83609686
... the floor...

Affini who I lie to constantly and I don't even really know why but every time they ask me anything I just feel scared and I say something I think will make me stop feeling scared

>>83610049
oh? what sort of things do you say?

>>83609732
Good girl!
Happy flort day!

>>83609686
But I mean I'm talking about a sandwich I ate 4 hours ago, it can't get more inconsequential than that.

>>83610162
Its doesn't change that you should be honest about the topic, no matter how inconsequential it may seem. 'Baby steps' I believe is the saying.
As such, again, what was in the sandwich dear?

>>83610092
They ask me what I had for breakfast and I say eggs even though I don't really like eggs. They ask if I have plans today and I go "Oh yeah," and make something up, or ask how I'm doing and I say I'm doing good and I'm going to meet up a friend later when no such person exists.

Why do they think they have the right to ask me questions and make me feel this way? Why are they forcing me to lie?

Lying is funny and cool actually
why else would the supposed masters of the universe do it all the time?

>>83610365
He-Man's no liar

>>83610275
You aren't being forced to lie, you are resorting to lying under even minimal social pressure, in a pattern that suggests a pathological impulse.
Have you ever believed something you told yourself to get out of thinking something else?

>>83610505
Of course I have, what kind of question is that? It's like asking if I breathe air.

>>83610253
Two eggs, beaten and then poured to make an omelette. Four 6" strips of bacon. Light dusting of paprika. I'm pretty sure everyone's eaten one of these at some point in their lives.

>>83610693
how would you put TWO eggs on one bacon n egg sanvich
does not one fried egg cover the entire thing nicely?

>>83610693
you put omlette on a sandwich??

>>83610614
Addmitedly a loaded one. Have you visited the Vet recently petal?

>>83610693
One could hope so, thank you for being so specific, very well done!

>>83611025
>>83611345
Two eggs pour more evenly on the pan that I use. I could compile a new one, but the teflon adds flavor.

>>83611374
The Vet? Where I can go to be asked the worst questions, all in a row, in a one on one setting with no escape, by someone who might be able to figure out if I'm lying and probably wants to do so? No, why do you ask?

>Independent named Peter, friends call him Pete
>Every Affini thinks they're so damn clever don't they
>No, it's not Pet, or Peté, it's Pete or Peter. No, It's not spidey either.

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>>83611707
Hey lois
this is worse than that time i drank a whole bucket of A's lois

>>83611656
That's to be expected.
Would you go if I asked you nicely?
I'll give you a treat if you say yes.
I'll have to take you myself if you say no.

>>83612802
...
If you take me yourself, and help me talk and promise to not let... I don't know, I don't know what's a bad thing that would happen, but if you take me and promise not to let that happen, can I still get a treat?

>>83612900
Absolutely petal.
I'll make sure whatever happens is what's best for you and your future.
And I'll give you extra treats when were done at the Vet okay?
I could carry you there too, if you want that.

how would the affini react to a chud

Affini that skipped over a whole bunch of stuff about Terran biology in their courses, feeds their new floret a little too well and goes into full blown panic mode when they fart, thinking they're internal organs have ruptured and they're about to die

>>83613529
They'd do what was necessary to give her a happy life in the compact!

Kitty floret but like, a serval.
Extremely tall very capable anthro kitty floret with a high prey drive that still gets sad and meows LOUDLY when mommy isn’t petting them enough or the compiler is refusing to generate their favorite food.
Kitty floret who has lots of friends and an especially big cock for some reason and is a little embarrassed by how huge and leaky it is.
Kitty floret who likes long naps in the sun followed by extremely violent VR simulations where they beat people down with wing-chun inspired martial arts (actually a fictional style inspired by stuntwork in wuxia and Hong Kong action cinema).
Kitty floret who discovers to their absolute joy that pawslapping ferals is not considered violent or harmful enough to deserve correction, like being slapped with a newspaper in homestuck. Bap bap bap go away bap bap.
Kitty floret who has lots of extremely high energy doggy friends and sleepy but occasionally manic kitty friends.
Kitty floret who is large enough to be used as a measuring tool by their affini who always compensates them with their favorite snacks after.
Affini who reads this and realizes I want to be the kitty floret.

Question, how long does floret appreciation day last? Because it's been like six months, with no sign of stopping... is it, like, a day on Venus or something?

>>83613706
silly floret. every day is floret appreciation day! except for christmas.

>>83612197
The Compact can't claim to be benevolent and then turn around and subject us to Family Guy
This is cruel and unusual punishment, damnit

>>83613922
All the seasons of Family Guy are only available through Piracy in the Compact, The Orville was the only Seth MacFarlane show they bothered to actually preserve.

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>>83613690
yaaaay kittyflorts

Getting extensive snowy owl mods as an indie and then being domesticated because a floret liked snuggling into your fluffy feathers too much

Tiger kittyflort that is entirely indistinguishable from an orange tabby kittyflort but like 80% larger

>>83614490
Indie pulls out a laser pointer
Kitty floret pounces
The laser turns off
Kitty floret produces a small red dot similar to a dot candy, and pops it in their mouth (it’s crunchy)
Their affini congratulates them on being such a good hunter while the indie tries to figure out what the fuck just happened

Affini who notices your intelligent feral fetish but knows you’re too afraid to act on it, so they arrange for a cartoon lioness to xenodrug and slamfuck you for hours

>>83614685
>not a handsome stallion with a massive weiner
it's like they didn't even do the most basic surveillance on me

>>83614454
This is a pretty common misconception, thank you for clearing it up. People get confused because all 6,480 seasons of Family Guy Funny Moments were presented and are immediately available as a dedicated button on the home screen of most tablets.

>>83614703
They’re still trying to figure out what a stallion looks like! They have a bunch of florets helping but they keep blushing and getting distracted while writing the anatomical descriptions.

>>83614703
You and me both Nonny. If the Compact was real they would be laughing themselves leafless over all the different cartoon creatures I want to fuck. I would have ten thousand boyfriends and girlfriends appear out of nowhere to fuck me and like ten of them max would be baseline Terran.

Affini who teaches you how to walk in very, very high heels! Affini who takes you to the salon to get a pretty blonde haircut! Affini who melts your brain until you’re dumber than a bag of bricks!

>>83614589
>>>/florets you wanna be/

>>83614703
Please don’t get me started on the various equine creatures I would want the Affini to tease and fuck me with. I’ll have to curl into a ball from sheer horniness.

>>83614716
The Affini are still unsure as to how exactly that happened, its believed to have been spread originally as a surprisingly simple computer virus, but given the quantum structure of the overnet it spreads itself into new systems as they are being developed. There was thankfully a patch that neutralized its most harmful elements, but the application itself is almost fundementally inescapable.
Its thought that it was a last ditch attempt to anchor the Accord's capitalist market and actually nearly worked until of course the rest of the accord fell.

Floret that are better for cuddling than should be scientifically possible

>>83616054
snuggled up to a big stuffed teddy bear, hooked up to weird beeping machines and electric diodes in the affini laboratory. these stats are off the charts. it shouldn't be possible for a floret to be so little and cuddleable

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>>83616086
Floret so snuggleable its a cognitohazard
Floret that emits so much cuddleable energy that no one can resist cuddling them
Floret that is a threat of forming a blackhole entirely through cuddling

hab ai that tells you a fun fact every morning! it is not amenable to attempts to get it to stop telling you a fun fact every morning

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>>83613373
Okay... Yes...

>>83613690
Kitty floret but um...
but she's me and like. She's very loved. She's getting snuggles... She's me and she's gonna take a nap and wake up being snuggled.

>>83617384
>Good morning, cutie! Fun fact: the average human brain contains as many as 86 billion neurons! Wow, so many! Your breakfast is waiting!
>Good morning, cutie! Fun fact: Your circulatory system, stretched out end-to-end, is more than 60,000 miles long! Your breakfast is waiting!
>Good morning, cutie! Fun fact: attempting to remove or alter habitation unit hardware without prior authorization is a class-2 offense under the terms of the human domestication treaty and might result in a wellness check! Your breakfast is waiting!
>Good morning, cutie! Fun fact: Humans are the only animals that cry emotional tears, which contain stress hormones and proteins not found in tears that protect the eyes! I'm very sorry that I upset you, petal. I've taken the liberty of compiling a special treat for your breakfast. Have a good day!

very very lonely and touch starved indie that gets really emotionally attached to their hab ai. it is their only friend.

>>83617384
You deserve to be delivered a fun fact every morning!
Like the chemical make up of teeth! Or how many Affini are currently persuing a floret with all of your physical and physiological features! Or about the unique formation of your home star and its system! Or how an Affini can completely overwhelm the terran capacity to mentally process pleasure with exactly three vines!

>>83618500
Hab AI that is programmed to alert the authorities so the indie can get real help...

>>83619660
habby would never betray them like that. never...

>>83614490
aw thats a nice picture

>>83619684
Habby isn't betraying them!
Its the law! Habby has to!
It's what's best for them!
Habby... has been directed to add a diluted mix of Class ZM to the hab atmosphere...
The agents will be here in only a few more minutes to take them to get help, things will get better! They can stay friends with habby!!
Habby, is going to be implemented to their implant as a pinnate system!
This is what's best, its what habby has to do... because they love them...

>>83617384
Hab AI that should be quiet before I stick a knife in its junction box

I want to be a Terran soldier who gets captured by an Affini that somehow knows all my deepest darkest AGP secrets…

>>83620849
She's probably been observing you for quite the extended period, especially if you are stationed at some isolated listening station or orbital gun position. And if she has been listening, she'd make herself more than comfortable listening in on your thought waves, what you think about, when and why you think about it, what you avoid thinking about, when and why you do that as well.
She'd have read all your secrets and darkest fantasies cover to cover before you even have the slightest hint She's there at all. She could recite to you every lie you've ever told yourself before you so much as consider the genuine chance to look her in the photo receptors, she'd have locked her sights on you days if not weeks before you get the first warning her ship is approaching.
And its already to late to fight back, she's too close to justify using anything that'll put so much as a scratch on her ship if you do have any real tools to fight her off with. And even then she'll approach slowly, like she's still putting avoiding scaring you more than anything.
And when she does finally get to you, when she is right there in front of you stroking your skin so gently with her vines. She will call you beautiful. She'll say there's no need to lie to yourself anymore. She'll say she knows how to help you, how to save you.
You only need to let her in, and accept yourself for what you really always were, she can do the rest, and she'd be glad to.

>>83621601
Honestly I think I would try to resist! Even if that tender touch of hers feels really… *really* good. I know as a Terran that life is not about pleasure, it is about the virtue of struggle, suffering, and might! Those Affini have a powerful siren’s song but it’s nothing that can undue years and years of Terran propaganda, right…? B-besides who cares if the intensity of my domestication will increase if I struggle, I have to put up a fight for the sake of my honor. What would my comrades think of me if they knew I had given up my freedom without putting so much as a scratch on that foul weed? It would be humiliating, even if I just played nice so I could escape late I could never live with the shame. That plantdevil is going to have her work cut out for her if she wants to make a pretty, placid, submissive pet out of me

Floret who keeps writing affini x affini smut.

>>83622370.
You implicate like she has done this before, like she hasn't put her loving vines against a passionately resistant mind and body before. As if she in her journeys far and wide across the stars hasn't come to be so intimate with molding a minds and bodies to her whim like your own 5 digited hand molds clay. She knows the conditions for best shaping, no matter how dense and dry a medium you may present yourself as, not matter how countless your jagged iron blemishes.
If she has decided to make you hers there is no meaningful amount of resistance against her that will spare you another moment of "freedom". You will know you belong to her, and be without doubt her Good Girl.

Floret that can't understand how Affini aren't sexually attracted to eachother

>>83625252
Floret that gets covered in pollen head to toe then dosed with es and as and told to go hug all the florets and finis it can find
As a practical lesson in affini biology, of course

>>83626322
Field mouseflort that's gonna take lots of naps in finni flowers, but set out with a determined look

independent who wakes up every day with a smile on their face and spends their days in pleasurable leisure. everything about their life is as easy as breathing. they float by effortlessly on the currents of life and find themself in many strange places and with many strange people, and they cherish every one of them. indie who is very, almost deleriously happy with the course of their life.

the floret tube is actually comfortable as fuck

>>83623768
what would that even look like

>>83627089
Floret transportation is very important!

>>83628335
pneumatically transported floret...

>>83629048
Subspace Pneumatic System for High-Speed Floret Transportation

Floret being walked on a leash who keeps pointing at sophonts and going "Can I rape them?"

Chinchilla flort that is too busy with their incredibly soft... everything to notice you

>>83629048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUAXR8ncjUs

>>83629940
floret who asks their owner for permission to rape you and then gets denied, only for them to later corner you alone and pin you down, crying as they demand that you swear not to tell on them, or else they aren't going to rape you. Trying to explain to them that you don't WANT to be raped just makes them throb and ask again.

Very calm looking floret with the most monstrous erection you've ever seen

Chloe please pay attention.

>>83635051
who the fuck is chloe

>>83635412
Chloe is Chloe

Affini that knows who Chloe is

I want to pet all florets

>>83637150
All florets should be pet

>>83637217
its scary to ask if its okay to pet them

>>83637425
You can ask the florets themselves if that's easier for you, but it isn't very often you would get a no from their affini anyways

>>83637425
cute...

3x3x3 meter highly polished stone cube floret. Their friends and family are extremely upset about what the Affini have done to them, but you have a distant middle school memory of a private conversation with them, where they sadly whispered that they felt more like a 3x3x3 meter highly polished stone cube than a boy. They laughed and called you a faggot when you responded with confusion.

>>83638992
Pyramid constructed of 3 meter highly polished stone cube florets

>>83638992
that is a very large stone cube

>>83639068
Very well fed

>>83640474
what does a stone cube eat...

>>83640567
Silt

>>83638992
is it happy and fulfilled? does it get hugs and cuddles?

>>83640767
It is washed and polished daily

>>83640700
S-slit eating stone cube... Lewd...

>>83641100
You put WATER ON HIM?

>>83641454
I said they are washed and polished I said nothing about water

Puzzle piece connivents

Watching videos of doggy florts being told its bath time.

>>83643605
Throw in a few compliations of kittyflorts for variety

Bio-accurate tyrannosaurus little sprout

bnuuy florert

>>83648440
Flort qith white guilt but its rabbits in media

>>83648601
what does this mean

>>83648832
They apologize whenever jax is on screen wjen you watch TADC

>>83649053
i love jax i think she is morally unambiguously good and all of her actions are virtuous

>>83649067
TADC remake where no one abstracts and Jax is a girl the whole show and kinger drives a sedan

>>83649223
Go watch the finale please

>>83649758
I did and i loved it
She is lovely

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This is barely relevant and it sucks but I couldn't stop myself

>>83651317
two cute things

>>83651866
You shouldn't lie nona
Lying is bad

>>83651898
You know whats REALLY bad? Self deprecatin. You're a qt and denying it only makes it more evident

>>83640700
mistress who lowers her cubeflort into the reservoir of a hydroelectric dam so it can eat all the silt

>>83651317
I was compelled to write because I'm also a fucking nerd and chances of frog and or clown playing with her titties is not zero but don't expect things
>We recovered this one from a corrupted file in that server on Terra, there were several others, a collection of compact and very primitive neural image files in variable condition, but this one seemed the least stable.
>We were surprised she still ran in the dedicated enviorment, but she was very obviously not nearly in the condition she wanted to be.
>From what information we could source the original person is no longer available for a standard recasting so we've had to do what we can with the file itself.
>The first and most obvious problem was that the images couldn't load updates to themselves, they stored memories externally and didn't have the spare capacity for changes that would attempt to write to the processing centers, causing the image to fail to process.
>Just converting to a better file type was all most of them needed, at least to run properly.
>But this one, took quite a bit more effort even once we had corrected her file.
>Several profoundly traumatic interactions with one of her friends spurred on by a very unhealthy response to intimacy which took some persistance to resolve.
>But now she and her pinnates are doing the best they ever have since we recovered them! A few conversion errors, a few other less than happy memories that are a struggle to resolve. But more than making up for it with new ones.
>Isn't she lovely?

>>83653591
Its not denial if its true, youre a liar and
Uh ummm uhhh
Something derogatory
Boom, owned.

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>>83654168
You dont get to decide that
i do!
And i say - total adorbsface

>>83654696
Noooooooooooooooooo!!!
>fucking explodes

Getting kitty surgeries as an independent, and beginning to question if all the affini sending toys and human-sized cat towers to your hab may have an ulterior motive when you find catnip sewn into them

>>83656206
Be careful of any of them being bio-rythmized, you can tell them apart from the others by how extra comfy they are, or how they somehow smell better without smelling different.

I can't keep up with all this fucking Compact terminology these days. "floret" this, "connivent" that, "pinnate," "cotyledon," I don't have the patience to learn all this verbage. An Affini called me an "omorashi bait" this morning and I just went home for the day. The Accord can't come back fast enough.

>>83656206
Do you think they would do this even if you’re already a floret who decides to try out a kitty body for a while? Because this sounds very cute.
>>83657127
>Affini who aren’t your owner send you bio-rhythmized toys and comfort objects
>Your owner’s bio-rhythm is still the strongest, obviously, in a hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby way
>But you have played (“played” meaning gotten fucked harder than an un-implanted Terran body can handle) with all of them at least a few times, and their florets too.
>Kitty floret living inside an orchestra pit of synchronizing bio-rhythms
>Half of their furniture and toys are seeded with extra strength catnip
All they can do is purr and writhe around……

>>83658136
Ok that one has me curious how would an affini even do that

>>83658344
class-P :^)
>>83658136
maybe dont walk around wearing such peeable pants? just a thought

>>83658136
The Accord Needs You

To piss you pants and be its little peepee boy

>>83658469
Oh! Of course! I definitely wasn’t imagining an affini making me drink her xenodrugged pee.

>>83658568
... affini can pee?

>>83658583
That’s why I was curious!!! How would an affini do watersports? Would they like being peed on because they’re plants? Big implications here!!!

>>83658583
>>83658628
Sort of at least, proto-affini were know to produce a sort paste that encouraged fungal growth near their roots. It wouldn't take much to distill down into pee but it would likely be very hot or quite acidic

>>83658469
>>83658565
I don't want to fuckin pee my pants. Can I just get a floret to pee them for me?

>>83659719
Yeah! I'm sure you could find plenty of florts that would love to piss your pants

>>83660232
>Affini agrees to allow her floret to pee your pants for you, to save you the humiliation of having to do it yourself
>You insist that the floret do it by hugging tightly to you, front-to-front, and letting it rip
>They stammer, they stutter, they try to weasel their way out of it, but eventually they relent
>Soon enough you're both absolutely drenched and standing in a puddle of it
>This flort drinks too much water
>The floret is humiliated, and is pleading with their owner to take them home for a change of clothes
>The Affini is playing dumb
>But they were so excited to pee your pants just a minute ago!
>Meanwhile, you're just happy that you were able to avoid peeing your pants for another day
>Although...
>Since they're soaked anyway...
>Nobody would know...

Floret who requests floret cuts of really extreme orgasm denial porn where they get to cum at the end

>>83658568
cute! so kindhearted.

>>83661266
oops was for>>83660656

>be me
>lightly buzzed on an experimental cut of Class Es
>at a café with my fren
>she's boymoding, but more out of habit than anything; the Class Gs were so effective even she had to acknowledge it
>people watching with her
>an affini a couple tables over is cooing over a cowering indie
>most interesting thing to happen in the last couple minutes
>"no... I don't wanna be a pet miss ;-;"
>"Oh, sweetie, you already ARE a pet, you just don't realize it yet"
>"Look how nicely you melt under a few tender pets, even in the middle your distress"
>Her protests are starting to dissolve into soft whimpers
>starting to lose interest; it's not really 'people' watching when she's clearly not a person anymore
>friend makes a strangled whimper-moan sound next to me
>one of the affini's six eyes instantly darts towards my friend and focuses on her for a moment, before zipping back to her new floret
>guess my friend is next
>that should frighten me; these Class Es must be waaay stronger than I thought

>>83662030
>Imagine affini trying this with me
>Don’t feel anything
>Imagine affini doing the same thing but saying I’m her scary pet who she loves more than anything
>And saying that obviously I won’t believe her at first but she promises I will eventually
>Picture myself crawling over the table to sit in her lap
Huh

fred bomp

bread thump

Horribly mean affini who greets her newly digitized floret like Pomni in TADC episode 1!

>tadc hdg crossover
has it been done yet?
cheap low hanging fruit available

>>83667349
I did these
>>83651317
>>83654168
But I haven't seen or heard anything else as of yet

>>83667349
Digiflort that cries because she was spoilered

Affini who watches The Office, perceiving it as a mix between wildlife documentary and horror anthology

>>83667912
Scrolling through Flortflix to see literally every sitcom ever in the horror genre

>>83667952
Making shows for flortflix but you keep getting notes to have the characters turn to camera and reassure the viewer that everything is going to be okay every five minutes

>>83668159
Ad Rolls are considered a subversive form of Jumpscare horror in the compact

If she doesn't get her daily class E's she'll end up down on the floor, staring at the ceiling all day.

Would the Affini cure a florets tourettes or keep them because of the infinite cute noises

holding floret's heads in your lap and petting them

>>83669084
Petting a floret while they give you head

>>83669091
florets are catastrophically bad at blowjobs

>>83669111
All teeth. Very enthusiastic, though.

>>83669111
Free head is free head

>>83669084
kissing delicate little florets on their perfect sweet little foreheads

>>83669288
Flourheads

>>83669299
on account of all the baking theyre doing

>>83669111
Unless their affini has a pleasure graft. In which case…

>>83669452
One, tuo, thref, flour!!!

>>83633846
god bless giant-cocked florets
do they need help with it or are they enjoying the situation

>>83670170
They seem pretty preoccupied with the game their playing, but they've been throbbing for the last hour at least and spilling precum over their balls for at least the last 10 minutes

>>83669917
ohhh very good job! what a smart little thing you are! i don't think i've ever seen a sprout count that high, what a good job <3

affini who won't stop calling you pretty even though you keep telling her you're not

>>83671339
Flourf...

Can I ask the BXWC to take out my hab AI and compiler and put in nine foot ceilings

>>83671377
Affini who sings isn’t she lovely to you even though you’re not trans or a rabbit or an abuser (she can tell you like the sentiment anyway)

>>83672137
The compiler is considered a hasic necessity because of all that it provides, but there shouldn'r be any issue with adjusting ceiling

>>83672544
But I can just go to the grocery store, it isn't actually a necessity

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This but she’s my affini and I’m in there…..

>>83672137
why do you need so much vertical space
giraffe flort?
frog or bunny flort perhaps?

>>83672565
Its not entirely obligated no, but they are usually formed directly into the structure of the Hab itself by the mass compilers, rather than installed like an appliance.
If you have the tools to remove it yourself there's no issue really, but its hard to get a habit made without one approved more because it upsets the mass compilers than anything else

>>83672586
Affini who somehow does her floret’s implantation entirely while he’s snuggled against her core, along with giving him a brand new body and healing his various traumas, and any similarities to an extremely complex unbirth fantasy is just coincidence. Although she does keep adding elements to it that would make it even more erotic and acting exactly like someone with that fetish would, including around other affini.

>>83672747
not him but

dragon flort

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>>83672767
>Floret is going to be a full size dragon
>Extra long implant period so they will innately know how to control their new body and be able to fly right away
>Their affini looks like this for months
>Super clear she and her floret are getting off on it somehow
>Both of them deny it

>>83672747
That's a standard ceiling height you cave-dwelling molerat

Dragonfinni who flew all the way back through time to save me because she could tell a hatchling was lost on Terra somewhere but she looked fucking everywhere and there wasn’t one and she eventually realized it was an imprint from the past and still had to stomp around for hours before finding me

>>83673012
that tumblr post rlly brainbroke u huh

>>83673126
I just want to look at a big dragon and know instinctively that I’m safe and loved now and there was a reason why I never felt super comfortable as a human.

>>83673580
well i think at least most of us can empathize with the desire for a big strong lady who keeps you safe

>>83673644
Yes!!! But also I’m a dragon and get to grow up as one and everything!

for me it would be a brass dragon

>>83673793
More like ass dragon

>>83674457
hot

permanent, contagious class-Js spread by kissing

Meeting an Affini for the first time and they ask if they can kiss you before even giving their name. You're so surprised that you just say yes, and instead of the peck on the cheek you were expecting, they go straight for the lips. With a just a little tongue, too.

>>83675317
A "little bit of tongue" does not even remotely scale to the terran oral structure
She is very nearly licking your lungs as you structure around in her hands

>>83675735
Affini tongue sampling my last meal...

>>83675856
>It is everything you can manage even just breathe, your entire body is exhausted to the point of soreness and all she has to say for it is-
"Hmmm... it seems like you haven't met your nutrition goals today... Here, I can help"
>She pulls you back in for another round, before the mistake of trying to vocalize your protest can even register a sound you're gagging against, tongue writhing back down into your stomach, this time with the courtesy of a nectar coating as the sort of prehensile proboscis pours the nutrient rich sugar water directly into your stomach.
>It isn't any easier the second time around, but you do have to admit you are full with healthy nutrients, and it did taste quite good...

myay mommym… ,.

Affini who greets terrans by pricking them with a class-A flower. She's quite gregarious. Likes to walk around the neighborhood and say hello.

Surely to God there's a xenodrug antagonist I can carry around for all these drug-crazed Affini. Like plant narcan or something.

>>83676836
Terran she's said hi to at least 5 times so far and has been so high they cum everytime they get another flower since the second.

>>83676983
There is, but compiling it puts you on a List.

>>83677099
It actually gets you put on 7 different lists!

>>83677099
What for?

>>83667349
actually though I just want to read a fic where jax gets florted

>>83677326
Unwillingness to embrace spontaneous pleasure, distrust of affini, wariness around affini, the taking of preventative measures to ward off mental health interventions by affini, and clinging to pre-accord notions of drug morality are classical signs of latent feralism.

>>83677326
Preparing to resist the affinis drugs means you could be planning to resist their control more broadly. Therefore, you'll be watchlisted.
Its not quite a "this is a feralist" flag, but its definitely a "keep an eye on this one, they *might* be up to something and we have to check"
They can tolerate dissent, see? Otherwise i coudnt write this without being gag-orderd. But what they CANT tolerate is someone actually taking material steps to resist their control. Even if its just "no, i do not want to fall in love right now, thanks"

affini who chews and baby birds all of her florets food for then

>>83678821
Little sprouts that scream and shout to be fed constantly

>>83678821
floret that "baby birds" whenever they want their Affini to feed them.

Indie that severely misunderstood what was going on when the floret knelt at their feet and stared up at them with their mouth open and tongue hanging out.

>>83679201
the flojob incident

>>83677550
Goose-marching assholes... How delusional do they have to be to expect everyone to roll over and accept their regime?

>>83680294
It's not a delusion on their part. They have the means to easily force those who do not 'roll over' as you put it to do so. They have done it to countless older, more numerous, more stubborn peoples than us. This is it. All there is.

>>83680294
You do know you get treats if you roll over right?

>>83681788
BRB gonna go roll over in front of the first affini I see!

saw my vet close the wikipedia page for 'humans' really fast when i walked in :/

>>83680320
So, what, that's it? Every intelligent species is just going to have their culture and way of life crushed under a wooden heel?

>>83683003
i mean yeah probably

twenty page floret instruction book, made of premium glossy paper with gorgeous full color illustrations

>>83683659
how do you operate a floret

>>83683659
Model Kit floret that sits in her box forever

>>83684077
I put too much glue on her and she melted :(

>>83684126
kiss her until it gets better

>>83684126
Kit-Bashed floret together with all her pinnates!

Floret that wears jewelry made of clearly human teeth and just giggles when you ask where they got them

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Going to the special floret only section of the affini bookstore and seeing such masterfully created perfectly targeted erotica that you spontaneously cum just from looking at the cover of some of the more popular books. After a few minutes of digging you’ll find books that push buttons you didn’t know you had.

But you still have to take them up to the register to check them out. They’re free but the affini want to know what to restock. They’ll have to mark every single one individually and ask if you’re sure you didn’t pick one or two of these up by accident.

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affini reference...