/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5031>"Venus De Hmofa" edition--Stories--By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 27)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Foxish Tricks (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/85506926By A_Smiling_Face>The Tribes Had Always Warred (Ch. 8)https://archiveofourown.org/works/36626017By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 19)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By Z3ldafan & VeeAnon>Morgan 64https://mods.sm64coopdx.com/mods/cs-morgan-mconielson.1266/By SpaceDimSum>Knead For Speed v003)https://spacedimsum.itch.io/breadBy Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 22)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776/By TheEcstatic>Reconnection (Ch. 5)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77709536/By fakklan>Grandest Strategist of the shortest Border Warhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/86965501By Digiridoguy>Sprout from Collegehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/86951306By Veeanon>Reborn in Iron: Reloaded (Ch. 7)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69138931By Lord_Boop_the_1rd>Fox World Order (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69411946/By LunarOxide>Eclipse (Ch. 21)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69725786/By VanillaTin>Heirs to the Elders (Ch. 18)https://archiveofourown.org/works/62459470/By VibeLordess>Three Strikes & Black Skies (Ch. 30)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66259327/[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83610038Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
Everyone who hates hmofa is wrong and gay
We like naked cats here
>>83613121o wise man, bring us more wisdoms
Waifurs below the age of consent?
She's faster than you, especially in the woods, she knows them well.
Need an agent? Sorry loser, she's too pricy for you right now. Try coming back after a few good runs.
>>83613168lead me ms rabbit, I will follow
>>83613121I hate hmofa because our drawfags are asshats
Is the Idol American or not? This is important for the gag idea I have.
>>83613162>25 and can't lust for teens anymoreI hate ageing.
>>83613168Surely I will outwit her with my superior intellect
>>83613121The human guy looks like a Wakfu character.
>>83613199Let me at those feet
>>83613162Waifurs don't have an age of consent.
>>83613162That's an adorable drawing>>83613198I too miss being a teenager
Thingken of Nancher....
>>83613193gonna cry about it? maybe samefag some more? nigger
>>83613162Ick deltarune deer
>>83613196I automatically assumed it was Mayan or Incan or something.
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>>83613231What part of hide and ignore do you not understand
>>83613231catposter I know you are "defending" the thread or whatever but stop replying to shitposters, you are the only one doing so
>>83613198You're such a dumb bitch. I'm in my 30s and still like Sonic characters.
>>83613250reading is for gays and communists
I am a catposter
>>83613168Hares have good low-light vision, but they can't see in the dark. That's when I'll make a break for it.
Post girls with fucked up eyes
>>83613254Catposter is a good example of a thread defender compared to Discord Screamer/Weed Hater
>>83613265Sonic characters are timeless imo
>>83613198I’m 25 as well. I knew it was over for me when I was reading a bio sheet of a waifur and saw she was 25 and I was like omg she’s my age how attractive. I wonder if as everyone grows up here, if there will be a surge of 60 year old waifurs that we will all be lusting over together. Or maybe too many gen alphas making young waifurs and we will need to move to /hagmofa/
>>83613230mmmmmmmmmmm...........
>>83613287spiteart is pretty fucking gay I do agree with that
>>83613198Eh, look at it this way: no one's stopping you from having fantasies about hags, christmas cakes and teenfurs at the same timeIf it doesn't hurt anyone, who gives a damn?
Thoughts on cubs?
>>83613162If she's anywhere from 16-18, she's technically legal in many US states. just saying
>Having good daydream >Getting blown by a vixen>Hell yeah>Swear I can almost feel her maw, her tongue, her hair tangled between my fingers>Brother suddenly barges into room to start ranting about Trump>:(I hate him too but jeezWhy does something always seem to interrupt whenever I'm having moments like that?
>>83613198>can't lust for teens anymoreIf Low Tier God can get away with it, so can you
>>83613230No thots only nacho.
>>83613308Imagine the fluffy.......snuggling with Nanchy and helping her cook....
>>83613328>oppailoli furMUH DICK
>>83613341the rape will continue in 2 days
Hey! My image got OP in a previous thread. That's neat. Sad I missed it though.By the way, Keir Stalin resigned and I'm working on a new article for the wiki. Thinking of what backstory to give Adelaide.
>>83613328Lmao you can actually get banned for this btw.
You weirdos are the type to give up your fictional childhood crushes as soon as you're an adult despite them having existed longer than you
>>83613275You step on so much as a dry leaf and she'll hear it from a mile away.
>>83613198>can'tYou're not trying enough, I'm 28 and I can still do it.
>>83613347i'm gonna put a bun in her oven if you get what i mean
>>83613384>post loli butt>get banned>someone posts loli nips>not bannedIt's like roulette but slightly gayer
>>83613198I'm 27 and your weakness disgusts me.
>>83613374>dragging the fawn into the woods after school and threatening to mount her to your wall if she doesn't let you mount her>petting her and feeding her bananas afterwards to confuse and manipulate her even more
>>83613407Okay Hitler.
>>83613162Due to how they mature, id believe it if the aoc wasnt nearly as high for fa as it is for hm. I mean, are you seriously gonna make your waifu wait 18 agonizing years of wasted ovulations just so you dont have hurt feefees?
>>83613420Bag head humans are the worst, just use a faceless anon. Or her actual human love interest
>>83613407Thank you for subconciously reminding me to go check Servis' Nanch stuff againAlso HOT SWEATY NON-STOP NAREHATE BREEDING
>>83613121Cute ratto feets
>>83613469Fertile bnuuy-coded creature
>>83613427Why are you so evil. Have you tried being nice?
>>83613121I would like to purchase Rat Bread
>>83613484Noelletards are always like that
feet....
>>83613507we like waifur feet here
>>83613484/v/tards coked up on Weird Route memes are hardly the best representation of the average casual Noelle enjoyer.
>>83613389unless yoko littner has become a wolf or bird or bunny i have evolved my tastes since then
>>83613518I was talking to that specific person. I think it's the same one who responds with rape and murder when expies get posted.
we get it, you would molest your own daughter IRL
>>83613548Discount 'used' Expies
>>83613168
>>83613553Is my IRL daughter an anthro?
>>83613484Heh...what's wrong with being a little evil and twisted and fucked up???Nothing wrong with a bit of malice and mischief and tomfoolery.....unless you're a big wuss..................
>>83613553Your furdaughter will molest and blackmail you. She will break your spirit and make you into her pet husband.
>>83613484The meadowniggers yearn for the buckshot. Cabellas and Base Pro Shops are where they hunt for dates. They go into estrus more frequently when they live near highways.
>>83613568She can now be spread on toast
>>83613587Oh no!
>>83613548You were talking him, I was talking about him.
Just a rough quick doodle of how the cast looked in my mind when writing them. I like goofy diverse exaggerated body types that don't make much realistic sense
>>83613566I wouldn't try that.Also why Trepang? It's like that other time some author made slugcat HMOFA and the human male was Corvo Attano.
The new dookyrune update is going to make the thread unusable, isn't it?
>>83613616anthony should be wider
>>83613608cute creature
>>83613624i cant wait for the doe ryona
>>83613616Shortstack Squirrel sexo
>>83613622space critters were made to be in crossovers to ship with human men, regardless of how odd the pairing may be
>>83613616i think annabelle could definitely use a couple more pounds idk she's looking kinda wiry idk tho
>>83613616Anthony looks like a bro
>>83613622Corvo, 106, Arytom... All the cool ass motherfuckers get waifurs
>>83613616Calamity's vest is doing an absurd amount of heavy lifting, don't be fooled.
>>83613507feet (with beans ON)....
>>83613685Maybe if I'll be that cool I'd also get a waifur. Maybe I'll add another set to my daily reps and eat more eggs.
>>83613707I'm still fond of 'Roba's beta outfit design; blue with red highlights is usually too garish for most outfits, but it suits a shrine maiden look.
waifurs who should have drank more water
Still learning sm64coopdx modding, Buh-bombs and Cat Idol Stars are done through DynOS packs which are "soft" mods that can be toggled on/off during gameplay.
>>83613624>goatmom thirstexpected>Noelle UUOOHINGanticipated>giving Dess more time and depthUh oh>random thirst trap new OC who shows up for just a secondFuck.
waifurs driving the nigger carhttps://youtu.be/E9avVRvRPCM
What are your waifurs RPG stats? What system is she made in?
How do you reply to this as a human male?
>>83613763>goatmom thirstpresent but noticeably upset due to getting JITTERBUG'D>noelleexpected>desspredictable results from /v/tards>wild card thirst trap darknerguaranteed
>>83613757Why not pineapple stars for the morning theme?
>>83613507Even the snakes have feet
Anyone got Lena ref's?
>>83613788because optijudas and mspaint guy need to lure more people to Vera's server
>>83613772she learned about dnd from critical role clips on insta reels and plays as a horny bard
>>83613616>that dog>that squirrelOkay, FINE I'll read it.
>>83613777Sorry bitches not into feet.
>>83613788I can do pineapple stars but it'll have to wait until after I get Cat Idol Stars modeled.>>83613803Who?
>>83613833I just think pineapples would be better, and you shouldn't reply to shitposters
>>83613616Can we get height numbers? Vee and Calamity look well over 6'5"
>>83613616big yote...
could you fix them or are they beyond any hope?
>>83613894I like settings where Human cuisine is irresistable
>>83613438>bunnies can ovulate as young as six>hormones in young bodies can get so livid that the trademark sweet smell is strong enough to overwhelm weaker human noses meters away>its normal for bun moms to fingerblast their own daughters or request caregivers/teachers to do it whenever necessary>its distressingly casual for a bun mom to ask a dude to (carefully) fuck her daughter (with supervision) until she gets used to it>bun children are so desensitized to sex that they parent phased when their mom brings home a new dude every other night, and she isn't phased when he's a creep that wants her bunlings>some bun moms use the sex offender registry like a dating app
>>83613616i have never thought about these characters like the way i am right now
>>83613389Would
>>83613274Well? Post kot
It's nice that he changed up the shitposting a bit. We haven't had the child rape fantasy shtick in a while.
>>8361377214Str/11Dex/15Con/11Int/9Wis/7Cha
>>83613469he does great workpic unrelated...because it's not servis not because it isn't great work
>>83613590It's bad enough just around human boys. But dating a southerner who likes to hunt and wear realtree, and living near a major road? Dozens of kids.
owl tummy jiggle
>>83613894>giant dinnerplate nipples showingdo we quietly admire them or do the gentlemanly thing of letting her know
CREAM IS A LITTLE GIRL
>>83613994>>83613772And somethin somethin 2analcircumference/3vaginalooseness
>>83613772Always get flashbanged seeing one of my old doodles reposted here.
>>83614054the gentlemanly thing to do is allow her to enjoy her food in gradually-building orgasmic mirth as her top slowly slips down, exposing both her wide, smooth areolas to the open air
>>83613517Fluffy feetsYou’ve heard of chest fluff, now get ready for bean fluff
>>83613772I thought about this but the stupid furry module for GURPS didn't really help for mice.
>>83614068
>DoubleC doesn't even post here anymore>shilling some Anfoofag project on xitterwhy is he operating a /hmofa/ server if he doesn't use /hmofa?
>>83614054A man does not scold the sun for rising above the horizon
What would happen if I DON'T fuck anthro women?
Infuriatingly smug snake
I wanna redraw this. Who should I replace Bugs with? I was thinking the Morg.
mobians are fucking freaky dude
>>83614114Dear lord!
>>83614128Morgan is the one gaming, Bugs is ERQ
>>83614120NothingNothing until you're lying on your deathbed, your mind only able to conjure up the sole thought of "What if?" before fading into oblivion.
>>83614124deserves rape correction!
Obscene need for chubby fatass waifurs that just do FUCKALL
>>83614140Wait a minute, that face...
>>83613798Uhhh hold on. I can't RN but if no one else does I'll post when I can.
cubfags being so smug until you tell them to post uncropped porn and watch them squirm themselves into a corner because they know outside of /mmog/ they have no power
>>83613798Check the PrincessSnuSnu folder in the mega
>>83614117>A man does not scold the sun for rising above the horizonyes, he doesfuck that sunstroke-inducing bitch
MORGAN NOOOOO
>>83614177holy dubs of truth
>>83614161fenneko is definitely chubby with how she does nothing but play vr gatchas, flick the bean, scroll and stalk social media.
>>83613334thinking about this made me realize old style rue looks very teeny maybe even underaged
>>83614116Bro didn't get the script change from his furfag buddies lol
>>83613932>every six years, i have to start this shit again>met a nice lady>lagomorph, complete with button nose, kicky feet, and stupidly large ears>we hit it off quicker than your average lizzer killer>she expected me to perform just as bedbreaking as she does>come a few months later, its quintuplets, all girls>she says its genetic, i say aight>five mouths is a lot to feed, especially when mommy only has two nipples>but we made it work for six years>then it happened>she said it was to be expected, and that she was like that when she was their age>but how could i expect my baby daughters to all become cockhungry sluts overnight>grinding on my leg whenever i read them a story>trying to worm into my bed every night>sneaking into the bathroom while im in there>outright removing my pants if theyre really desperate>and every time, i have to drop whatever im doing and pound their tight, needy little cunts until theyre seeing stars and im shooting blanks>they really do get their mama's endurance>six more years pass on by, and what was once five turned into twenty-nineim tired, bros. what the fuck can i do?
>>83614177t. BLAND-ass christmas cake waifur approaching 40 this year absolutely SEETHING she still can't get a guy
>>83614197It's fucking over...
>>83614177how does mmog get away with it???
>>83614177You couldn't handle it uncensored.
how many people here have an actual IRL gf, but also a waifur they dream about?genuinely curious if any of us do (i dont)
>>83613616i wanna fist bump Anthony.
>>83614218There's a reason lagomorphs tend to be notoriously shit parents.
>>83614241I know Graphite and Lorepaw are married
>>83614237Jannies don't look, I suppose.Either that or panda supremacism is the strongest known force man has access to.
>>83614116You are so close to figuring it out
>>83614262>Lorepaw is marriedno fucking way
>Tfw marechild unicorn gf who loves playing with and showing off her collector dollhouses
>>83614177uuuuuuh nigger
>>83614265It's a known fact that various boards jannies will have shit that they particularly like or dislike and will bend the rules for. I'm pretty sure a few years back either a mod or janny for /tg/ ended up being one of its most notorious and prolific shitposters/spammers because he didn't like a certain game. He lost in the end though.
>>83614294Would a unicorn lady only go for virgins since that's a part of the myth?
Imagine being a hagfur and feeling threatened by the existence of cubs unironically
>>83614177judging by the amount of replies you sure got them seething
>>83614273What? Funneling artists away from /hmofa/?
let me know when the retard goes to bed I gotta work out and get stuff done around here
>>83614324>ONLY THE PUREST MAY MOUNT ME
>>83614177>decide to check a few old threads>new haaru>and new OC with a panda "healer">...with braces and a lispHmm.
>>83614379>you may be an adult
>>83614377whats so special about braces and a lisp
>>83614177More like to protect the delicate sensibilities of performative puritans like you
>>83614241I’m 26 and have never kissed a girl
>>83614374>her purest form of virgin is just fat NEET guysBeing a unicorn is suffering...
>>83614190Thnak's anon>>83614173No worries, I got it
>>83614377>and new OC with a panda "healer"post
>>83614401if you wanted to actually do that, you wouldn't post at all. So in reality, you're just skirting the line because you know jannies overpower you, cuck.
>>83614401Oh cool the coupon was still valid
>>83614401Good job on proving him right by posting a crop since you know that you'll risk a ban if you post your stash uncensored and for all your smugness you're still too afraid to catch a ban.I mean, pedophiles are exactly that, cowards, a child cannot defend itself and that's what gets them off, the control over someone else and they're deathly afraid of losing that control. Keep on smugging, you know I'm right.
>>83614395Nothing, nothing... probably nothing.>>83614408https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82533483/#82616726https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83538406/#q83595250Seems to be commission-based OC. Interesting... I like her.
>>83614374>>83614404I'd imagine having a Unicorn as a spouse would be somewhat embarassing due to the stigma that they tend to end up going for social rejects (Which is true)
>>83614466A job for PoniesAnon...
>>83614177reminds me of when i had a no cubfag rule on my board and it made them seethe instantly. loliNIGGERS are really the niggers of imageboards.
>>83614177TRVKE
>>83613640>>83613810Bonnie's a lil critter, i love her. Partly inspired by Peacock from skullgirls in personality and voice (I wish that game didn't get dragged to fucking hell)>>83613626>>83613670>>83614246Anthony's heavily based on a guy I know who's also a builder. He's also based partly on Panzerfaust from skullgirls but short. He's a funny lil guy >>83613665The idea for Anne is that she's extremely strong but her muscles are all extremely dense and small thanks to years of wearing immensely tight corsets so she doesn't look like Jeane, even when naked. I wanna draw her gliding on her umbrella sometime>>83613705She'd be flattered you think that>>83613864>>83613888Vee's and calamity are around 7 foot, bonnie's around 3, anthony's around 4 and wyatt and anna are around 5 or 6>>83613933I aim to please
>>83614457Fuckin hell that's good.
>>83614294Damn she and I would be perfect. I can show off my yellowed SG Starscream figure.
i want to watch a scaly girl masturbate
we like older women here
>>83614082Mobile Morganism
How the fuck do you get rid of choice paralysisI can't decide what to draw
>>83614634just draw spaceship
>>83614116I'd bet he still lurks. He probably just doesn't want you to sperg out and ahit up the theead when he posts. It's a shame, we like his work here.
>>83614634Yeah what that other guy said, draw a spaceship
>>83614457mmmhjmgfg
>>83614634put all your ideas on a spinner wheel and do whichever it picks
>>83614634draw a really cool spaceship, anon!
>>83614457she's cute i guess but the brown hair really doesn't works here it just looks like a wig
>>83614211like virtually every reindeer OC, she seems to have been inspired by noelle. wouldn't be surprised.
>>83614634draw your waifur fighting the standard skeleton enemy from far far west
>>83614709In a spaceship
>>83614100>more for me to hold onto
>>83614634draw a spaceship piloted by Morgan inside a spaceship piloted by Lynn
>>83614634draw >>83614457
>>83614634Draw a girl (Your choice of species) in the pasta aisle trying to pick what to buy
>>83614751*soup aisle buying clothes
>>83614630I have mommy issues
>>83614775Yeah... obviously
>>83614767Erm, ackshually, he was at the soup STORE buying clothes?
>>83614790>Purple eyelinerIs this a kitsune who emigrated to the US or UK during the victorian era and is trying to blend in, or a harlot?
>>83614449Yup. Both. At the same time.>>83614445Isn't that literally what you're doing? You just fail to separate reality from fiction>>83614451No, more like correcting him and highlighting the hypocrisy, but you're too dumb to see that far I guess.>cowardsAnd you did what exactly with the e files list? Yeah, that's right. Shut the fuck up larp.>oh no! the drawing was raped!Keep on being too low IQ to differentiate reality from fiction midwit. I'm sure that will serve you well in life. Nothing you ever moralfag about will EVER absolve you of the guilt you project onto me.
>>83614634put all your choices on a wheelspin it
>>83614451remember when cubniggers seethed so hard that they used a bunch of residential proxies to spam this thread?
>>83614634>boo hoo i can draw literally anything ;_;fucking hell
>>83614809She, like this fennec, are artificially generated and touched up creations.and that fox is malding over the fact her husband is STILL dallying with the maid despite her having such a fluffy tail
>>83614813cope and seethelook what I can do that you cannot.
>>83614870>ai artfuck off sowess
>>83614880>anatomically inaccurate nipplesewww
Good morning
>>83614910The amount of willpower needed to correct all three bratty cats...I must be strong
>>83614880>mlp with mlp accurate style>crotch tits>ugly sickly-looking colour for the crotch this is garbage you give feralchads a bad name
>>83614404>>83614466>Unicorn senses a virgin>He's good and well put together but a bit awkward and so not Chad>To them, this guy is the hottest .1% gigachad
>>83614324And then she becomes invisible to you once you’re no longer a virgin
>>83614956I have a feeling that unicorns would also end up with above average rates of autism.>>83614975>Implying a unicorn would sleep with someone before marriage.
>>83614996Did the autism come before the mlp child, or did the mlp child create the autism?
>>83614177attentionseeking cunnyfags HATED him for speaking the truth
borkfailure
>>83614952eeveelutions are garbage
Worgen > Pandaren
>>83615031fat pussy
>>83614629
