/dff/ - Discord Friendship FinderA thread to make FRIENDS, and be le hecking cute and wholesome. Embark on a quest to to find the l̶o̶v̶e̶ frienemy of your life. Don't lewd with them or you'll get swattedOwl editionPrevious Ventures: >>83562651
I miss moomcutie. I need them so bad!
*sharts*
>>83623209Just message them?
Act like an angel and dress like crazy
>>83623597Love you!
Does friendship include sweaty masturbation sessions to anime girls? If not then that's gay
>>83624107>Does friendship include sweaty masturbation sessions to anime girls?only if you are the anime girl
Blue monster > Pink monster >>>>>>>>>>> White monster
>>83625461Blue > green > others > vomit > white
>>83625481I'm Commander Cyrene and this is my favorite post in the Citadel
>monster
>>83625514You're already drinking a 99% chemical slurp that's bad for you, sugar or not doesn't make any difference so might as well drink blue or green because those are tasty
>>83625461green redbull > white redbull > red redbull > yellow redbull > regular redbull > zero sugar redbull >>>>>> blueberry redbull > piss > m*nster
>>83625698I've never liked Redbull and I don't like how small the cans are either>>83625599I does make a difference but blue tastes the same as green to me so I don't mind
>>83625739Blue is very sweet and green is more acidic, very noticeable difference!
>>83625790I can only tell things like that back to back and I'm not opening 2 cans of monster
>>83625739>I don't like how small the cans areI cannot drink half liter energy drinks and enjoy them properly Whenever I get to the end of it all the sparkle is already gone or it warms up to room temperature if I had it in the fridge and I am left with a lukewarm sugary sludge with the carbon dioxide already escapedI rather have two cans of the smaller ones even if it costs more
>>83625813you really are low iq
>>83625813I have a very literal drinking any liquid problem so couldn't be me
>>83625805That's good, even 1 can per day is probably too much, I think it's best to consume 2-3 cans per week at most
>>83625982Hello friends how is everyone doing
>>83625813You'll keep suffering in League for that retarded take.
Some people out there actually want to fuck the steam machine
>>83629516If I had to choose a console to get busy with I think I would choose the original fat PS3 or the Super Famicom
>>83629619>fat PS3I know what you are
>>83627223im among us
>>83629883Is fat ps3 considered unc knowledge now or something?
>>83631424Have any neat accessories, by any chance? A necklace of sorts?
>>83629619what about fat ps2 it could play BOTH ps2 AND ps1 games
>>83633423I think all ps2's could do that
>>83633473no........ My gamer cred................
>>83633626Larper detected... Orbital laser locking on... Eviscerating all college brats...
>>83633709Spare me!!! Spare me!!! I'm graduating soon!!!
>>83633423Too boney and tiny feet! Maybe one of the slim models?
Have any of you ever felt true love?
>>83635854No, not even fake love. What about you?
>>83635854YES!!!!!!!!!!!
>>83635854How can you prove paradise exists?If it existed, no one would want to leave it. And if no one leaves, no one can say where it is. So how would you know it exists?I believe the same thing applies to true love.
>>83635854Have you? golu
The house always has the edge. The house is edging.
>>83635995>What about you?No really. I was drawn towards people who were loners, nerds and had traumatized souls, same as me, but I never managed to connect with them properly. There was no spark between us. I think I can only truly love passionate person.To find a common damaged soul, and to help him rise above it to achieve his hopes and dreams, this is how I imagine my true love.
>>83635854Once I think
So like, everyone here is depressed and lonely right? Okay theeeen...
>>83637793I haven't seen anyone depressed but people don't go to a friend thread if they're not a little lonely sherlock
>>83637847Oh there's definitely depressed people here you're just blind, people here are depressed, lonely, attention starved and unfathomably horny. Me? I'm just bored.
>>83638517You are definitely some kind of bipolar because you have your insane downs and you cheer up as soon as someone is vaguely nice to you
>>83638570I did NOT ask for a therapist??? And duhhh I'm gonna be nice if someone is nice to me and vice-versa??? Isn't that like completely normal behavior? I'm more sane than the average poster here btw!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvziPPpryv0
I found a bunch of tiktoks from christian women saying that now they think dating Christian guys is a red flag cuz it's full of larping right wing guys that are just super mysoginistic and rapey
>>83641276White dudes larping as Christians is about the same as men in dresses larping as lesbians, just on the other side of the political spectrum
>>83635854once, then he left me for a real woman and I realized there's no point in trying
>>83633746Ok! Tag?
>>83635854When I did I was plan B and by the time my heart couldn't take it anymore I was something like Plan O
>>83641909Christlarpers are real desu desu
>>83642276sure, why not...teiitou
>>83642385sent
Cute girls get to have so much sex and have so much fun doing it, sometimes I wish I wasn't a boy
>>83643194gays have sex why don't you go to grindr
>>83643352bro he is fat and ugly
>>83643440like all fags here
>>83622862https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbYva7AE8Aw
>>83641909Thanks for your insight Ben Shapiro
>>83643582my friend really likes milithey did the OST for ender lilies!
hi
>>83643655saten chama
>>83643668indeed
>>83643764All-powerful saten chama...
>>83643643you have friends??
>>83643519that's why we are here and not on grindr
>>83645208u are a fat hairy faggot kek
is this thread friendly? I'm unironically black and i know some people are genuinely upset by that.
>>83645408It's pretty friendly, I'm ironically black and people are cool with it
>>83645408there are tons of white sissy and latinos and brownies from asea that likes your kind
Anons I'm getting 17lp for a win I remember now why I abandoned my eune account, my mmr is cookedMeanwhile I lose 23 sometimes even 24...Also since we are talking about it, any friendly anons wanna play some League or Synthetik coop? Yes even if you are dare I say... overdosed with melanin
>>83645446Why are you trying to pass as not ESL muhammad
>>83645452Tetofecaldepository...
Remember frens last couple of weeks to stock up on canned beans!
>>83645495fartynonny
>>83642385>>83645496
>>83645495I have like 8 weeks of oatmeal, rice, pasta, tuna, lentils, chickpeas, sardines and nuts and I have like 3 weeks of frozen food I rotate out. I'm as ready as I could be in my apartment
>>83645408>BlackNo, this site isn't for your kind. Take your nigger culture bullshit elsewhere. Stop tainting every space that exists. I can't fucking have any place without jungle fuckers like your ruining it.
>>83645729Kiyana...
>>83645729HOLY MOLY GREASE GUN BASED
>>83645729Is this bait
>>83645452that's why i quit this game, the grind it's too inflated and the game feels too random with all of those smurfs and duo abusers
>>83645585Thanks for making me aware, I guess. Not the first time it’s happened
Woooah I've never been this high before!Do you anons think this is it? Am I doing it??!>>83646366The issue isn't people who are good or better than me, but the team mates you get who are just really really badHell I would duo abuse if I had anyone, even tried /lolg/ but so far no luck. I guess have have to contend with the occasion Bard support who permanently leaves my lane at 4 minutes (this is no joke happens too often actually)
>>83646517well i hope you keep going on a winning streak and get the rank you want because with those lp gains if you lose like 2 or 3 games in a row it undones the effort of like 5 games, dumb slut
Rat attack!
>>83646752Ok retard
>>83646752cutie
>>83645495for the energy and produce shortages? beans aren't enough for that...
>>83645495*cums all over your beans*
>>83648096*Cums all over your stinky post*
>>83648140What the fuck bwo
>>83648096>>83648140*mulches you into mulch*
*wrinkles my hard soles at you*
6 7
>>83645741He loves them..
does anyone even finds any friends here
>>83645495Wait what's happening in two weeks this time?
>>83649351Don't worry about it kitten
>>83649384You're cute
>>83649435No, you're cute
My interests?Fapping, playing games, going to work.Pretty exciting stuff right?
>>83649634Most people would say it's pretty cool you're interested in your work
>>83649521Ok but really, is somebody dropping a nuke or something? Hopefully all satellites are locked onto my position if that's the case
>>83649634Woah you're just like me...
>>83646517Is this you teto? Don't tell me you ABANDONED your other account for an easier climb on a different server...
>>83649649I just enjoy working for a company that matters to me.
>>83649950Palantir employee at my /dff/?
>>83649882It IS me oh my gosh how did you know?!!I said abandon but I actually got a 3 day suspension for wishing the most deadly disease upon my junglers family, one more day and I can return to my western allies BUT I guess karma is actually on my side because I am all the way up to emerald II on EUNE, but at times like this I am very much afraid of the inevitable end of my streak and I get too anxious to play...Weirdly a loss streak motives me to break it and I end up queuing up for a lot more matches when I am losing
>>83650138You are a disgusting manchild
>>83649950Can you stop posting expresionless girls with big breasts, it makes me horny and that's forbidden in this thread thank you very much
>>83650157KEK tetofarty won't recover from this one
>>83650351we call her tetopoopy here
>>83650138Fuck off pedophile
>>83636927What traumatized you?
>>83650138I like this nonny and I wish them the best
>>83650138I thought you were reformed? Why his whole family anyways and not just him? But even if you do get diamond on EUNE it won't change the fact that you QUIT your original challenge... You will forever be known as a coward...
teto and sillu are fucking
>>83651459they were but not anymore
>>83651651they are
>>83651715proof? richard hates pedos
>>83651715How do you know
>>83624323I want to be the anime girl.
>>83651745>hate pedosHe literally stated multiple times he likes cute and funny when he was less retarded
>>83651786where?
>>83649634>>83649950PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>83644477they're a friend i met from dft like 2 years ago yeah
>>83651432>QUIT your original challengeI said I wont! It HAS to be EUW and I HAVE to reach diamond somehow with Vayne only of course, those were the terms and I am sticking to them! Even if there is not much difference between EUW and EUNE low elo players (low elo meaning anything bellow master)
>>83624107I remember one hot summer when I was 18 and fell in love with a Dutch boy from r9k. We played vidya together for a month or so. He was also super cute and hot and wie ended up a bit naughty together.
>>83655090And how will you achieve that if you keep getting banned?
>>83624107Yeah but now I am a 2X year old unc who just wants a gay cute friend I can talk to and be extremely weird with and occasionally do something gay and lewd but mostly just be friends riffing back and forth.
>>83655680CUTE!
>>83655680Is that a not so subtile reply to my post?>>83655680
>>83655815Omg>>83655488
>>83653010that's rare, how did it happen?
>>83655885This thread is called discord friend finder. You should be able to find friends.
Kinda forgot EVO was this weekend cause of Star Fox, the Steam Machine, GTAVI preorders and the World Cup. I hope we get more of Melty Blood Twi Lumina. Can't believe they are actually making new DLC for Blazblue Centralfiction. How is that even going to work? Is it going to be in all platforms it released? PS3 DLC in glorious 2026?
>>>/vg/571774164>>>/vg/571774164>>>/vg/571774164
Dadun dadun duhdun duhdun
Black people and their fighting games obsession...
>>83655680Are you me?
Everybody is everybody else
>>83657661You would know since you love blacked
>>83655815Not really.>>83657687No, I'm just a gay retard.
GUH
Why is it that people of color like their punching games so much? I got smash tournaments recommended to me on youtube and the live audience was always kinda colorful Most diverse game genre
I desperately want to suck cock
I ended up loving the amazing digital circus btw, trans stuff aside...
>>83657868smash isn't a real punching game
I'm black but prefer arpgs and mobas. Fighting games are still fun though.
Fighting games have always been very representative of diferent cultures actually. SF2 literally has fighters from all over the world and you can see the flags next to them. Same with King of Fighters and Tekken.>>83657886Based. Watching the finale at the cinema was a great experience, tons of cosplayers and cool people. There was also an extra short at the start with the golden fish pleading not to spoil people and a QR code at the end to order exclusive merch for movie goers
>>83657964Why are you black
>>83657964>arpgs and mobasWhich ones?
>>83657868more high test and competitive than ytbois who want to play shit gacha games
>>83657964>I'm black ISHYGDDT
>>83658027Just ask him if he plays LoL directly teto
>>83657886I thought the finale was kinda meh but i still think the series is good
>>83658027Dota 2 and deadlock.
Does anyone here actually watch any niche anime? Sometimes it feels like I'm the only person I know in my age range (21) who used to watch it even back in the day! And I'm actually very *deeply* into it. Not a surface level gooner-type admiration mind you, moreso it very often has a profound emotional impact on me.Some stuff I watched:Bible BlackBludgeoning Angel Dokuro-ChanElfen LiedNeon Genesis Evangelion (my ALL-TIME FAVOURITE)NichijouK-On (Another favourite)That being said, I am absolutely open to recommendations!
Do you think i am retarded , ?
>>83658048I played Path of Exile 2 and Lost Arc and Grim Dawn before ok?I'm not League only but League focused! >>83658035There is nothing more high test than picking Soraka support for your adc and competitively making him beg for your assistance! >>83658094And arpg's? Or is every MOBA technically one? Since you play your assigned role each game hehe~ Role playing, get it?
>>83658114Cosplaying Dokuro Chan and her whipping boy with ur bf
Which of you actually want to have sex irl and be friends? Otherwise, I don't care.
Holy shit you niggers brought up fighting games and the thread quality just plummeted
>>83657868You literally sent like 100 dollars to a spic teto
>>83658243I'd probably fuck any/everyone in this thread but no one loves a man whore. I only be be friend gamers otherwise I get boring hanging out
>>83658175Do you still play path of exile when its getting new leagues?
>>83658522If you're a bottom we can be friends.
>>83658175He's really trying to score a date with black nonny, cute
>>83658534I played it on release day and after that for a few months then I stopped completely I liked Stormweaver Sorceress! Maybe I should re-download and play it a bit >>83658507Powerplay
>>83658562Do switches count? I'm at least half bottom
>>83658674That's fine with me, just don't expect to top anytime soon.
>>83658622RETARDplay. Like you paying to be coached in league
>>83658507Psalm 113:7
I wish this "gay people are promiscuous" thing was true because apparently every single tranny on planet earth is in a committed t4t relationship of billion years
>>83659482You trying to pick up a tranny homes?
>>83659857yes
>>8365920690:14
It genuinely feels impossible to find any kind of real life intimacy. I feel empty
>>83660082Don't give up
>>83660359I'm not. I'm trying to find someone but it's so fucking hard and I just wanna cry more and more after each fail. My town is tiny and I can barely find any people offline/online. And when I do it feels like they hate me. I just want to be liked
the new deltarune sucked!! back to rimworld nya
>>83660391are you a bottom and cute? if so come bounce on my willy, if not idc
>>83660631Bugger off shitposter
>>83660667I'm being serious
>>8365998759:16
>>8366097263:3-5
>>8366102911:33-38
>>83661159My version only has 8 verses...
>>83624107Yes including my friend helping me take over my hand for me
>>83635854Multiple times when I was still in school. I'm still single. It's why I'm gay with you faggots now.
>>83641276>libtard libfoid larpstians getting siked out by based tradcathlarperslol good, better then tradcath in and the foid bitches out, at least one kind of follows the rules of the religion
>>83645446I am latino and hate niggers don't speak for me niggerchama
>>83649634>interests>going to workblocked
>>83651747You should be my friend while we slowly turn you into the anime girl
>>83657885well where's your mouth located
>>83658114>niche anime>posts hyper well know stuff
>>83658243That's actually my intent. Grindr is gross, and irl fags are mostly gross too, and I only want other anons around me. Can never seem to find anyone in Texas though, or in some major city where roundtrip flights are like $100 xd
>>83658522Gamer friend with benefits is the best I don't mind if you're a slut as long as you stay clean otherwise it's condoms and hands only fag
>>83662374Taggy? I'm two states over..
>>83662527were you the original poster or another anon?
>>83658114Is this a satirical post? You sound unfunny or just retarded
>>83662288Please don't post Koigooni in my general
>>83662630Yes, the original poster.
>>83656832Are you going to watch Tyler1 vs Ludwig?
>>83662847Yes and then I'm going to suck her off
>>83662958Shut up weirdo
>>83663003Nothing weird about sucking off a cute mexican trans girl
>>83662810Sorry, also a top!
Where are the cute girls
>>83663273Sorry, I ate them all
>>83662847Nope, didn't even know it was happening until your post. I'd be more interested if it was actualy fighting game players like Menard vs Daigo but even then I didn't watch that. Just gonna watch some anime fighting game brackets and hope for cool announcements.
長い夢だった早く目覚めて笑い飛ばしたかったさあ早くキスしてここから起こしてそんなおとぎ話にしてねえ王子様心は孤独だ愛は見えない数値に出来ない感情でも震えている脈を打ち続ける波に浮かぶ残骸のようにどうかそばに居てきみよそばに居て夢だっていいよまだ目覚めてない振りしてきみすら消えて匂いも忘れて世界に取り残さないでどうか神様
>>83664050Future wife
>>83664377
>>83657260Why is that thread so gay and horny
I like the idea of being into gaming but I don't like games that much these days, how odd
>>83665465what's your favorite game
>>83662398I promise I'm clean anon, I'm not some filthy beast heh I also shave very regularly so I hope you like smooth. I've been told in the past it's fun just to grope my legs since they get very soft >>83658755Phew being the bottom is much easier anyways so I don't mind at all, unless you're one of these "tops" who just lay on their back and do nothing x3
>>83665742nta but my fav multiplayer game is TF2 and my fav single player is really hard to pick since I play so much but if I had to pick a all time fav it's fallout NV
>>83665465What kind of games do you play?mostly online multiplayer stuff?
>>83666314Laying back is not exactly my style. I always like taking an active role.its pretty late but if you want to add me my tag is rumidot
I love mommy sai
>>83666411who?
>>83666666Legendary get, wasted...
>>83666666wasted
>>83666666Kill yourself AGP pedophile
