Welcome to the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread!2026/06/23Pout EditionPreviously: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83548659[ Starting Guide:https://rentry.org/PokeversePrimer ][ Pokemon Open Guide:https://rentry.org/ThreadBattleSystem ]-----FAQ:Q: I want to [activity with Pokemon I am unsure about] / [Pokemon] is making advances I am unsure aboutA: Just talk to them alreadyDisclaimer: There are straight and gay pokephilia threads. Direct your porn dumps there, not here.Question of the day: Which pokemon have you never managed to meet, despite everything?
>>83629756YouI'm coming over to meet you right now
>>83626535 (Doro)"Exactly you are bound by SACRED OATH">such an ugly one too>Willow hasn't realized what the Rangers are capable of>introducing invasive species right in Teleos backyard, eco terrorism"Doro wants pokemons to become humming. And We are going to stop it">makes sense>Then the big ass cap starts glowing, it looks pweety>"Fea" stares for a couple of seconds mesmerized"HOoooo. ">The glowing spores drifting away like a path"Trippy">very hypnotic
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>>83620313You don’t need to, post what you feel like! I was just finding silly excuses for my ADHD tendencies. The main tendency being, to miss posts that are right there and obvious.>(I noted that was the 48 hour one so of course you were!)Heroic… I guess I can kinda see that, but I feel like it’s more about discipline than heroism, perhaps the same with fighting “darkness.” But yeah, I think, what this conversation has told me, is that I wouldn’t have wanted to be one of the ones having to decide type names. I bet what actually happened with a lot of them was that there was just a lot of debate and it wasn’t the most agreed on name that one, but the least disagreed on. All of these are probably compromises in some way. I bet there was one guy who would have named Water type “Liquid Type” and then where would we be? I could also see Ice type having just been named “Cold type.”I do remember you telling me some of that before, but I suppose I never put it all together in such a complete picture as that. Actually, maybe you end up typing more how you actually talk than I do, since, uh, I don’t typically have typos when I speak.>>83622915 (beryl)>>83622728 (lucy)(I want to add: Lucy DID meet Taner in person before, and his whole team too. It was a while back, October 9, 2022 in Dewford Town, where Floch introduced his team including Lucy, Sevil, and Sputnik, to Taner and everyone. Lucy even participated in a prank on Taner (Floch charged at Lucy and pretended to be severely injured. Lucy softened her spikes so Floch wouldn't actually be hurt, Taner panicked and offered Wish from his team before Floch revealed it was a joke) and Lucy even had a battle with Ivy (which was a draw). And Star was planning to teach her how to read-- or that might have been Sevil?)(Now maybe she's forgotten all of that, she does seem to have gone more than a bit feral in the meantime)
>>83620334>It seems to have paid off for him! Of course, he was already starting with more power than trainers normally do, and Julius brought a lot of experience with him that’s sure to have helped, but even so, it’s impressive!>Taner will>This may actually be somewhat terrifying>And so, Star does the rundown>Star waves a wand, and Flow now has a shotgun“I agree. Do keep the weapons within a realistic level for what someone like Zodiac might carry.”>Well, that’s not actually that limiting at all!>Oceana says“We should diversify our weaponry then… I’d like a sniper rifle.”>Okay, I’ve spend entirely too much time thinking about this and even outsourced some parts of the issue to AI and I did get some interesting ideas from that>The board doesn’t have spoilers, but we could use a free website like https://v2.cryptii.com/text/rot13 to convert the guard locations, golden ball placement, and movements to ROT13 (or whatever else), post it in your post, and anyone can convert it back as needed. It’s weirder looking than spoiler tags but has the same result and may be less cumbersome than a full rentry?>As for the map, a grid-based one seems like it makes the most sense, that way you can easily say where others are on the grid…>The first post Taner walks in, I’ll roll for Taner’s observation, higher number is better, and you can give me a list of what he notices/sees from the entrance>Then, I'd move Taner saying what grid he moves to, if he hides behind something, and maybe a roll to decide if he fumbles something or does really well>Then you decide if anyone sees/hears him or not, and if they move, and perhaps post that encoded as well>And then rolls for hitting with the bullets are like normal move rolls but with penalties if Taner is behind cover?>I’m open to changing any and all of this of course>Depending on how it goes/how long it ends up taking, maybe Doro will get roped into giving it a try and we can play it the other way around too
>>83620741 (Sekhmet)“I wish it would work like that! But yeah, if there’s a way to do it, the people who’ve found out aren’t telling!”>Taner raises his hand in the air“I don’t think you’d find that any more fun than I would, I don’t think I’d be able to get even remotely close to something you’d consider good exercise!”>Besides, she burns so many calories, Sekhmet really doesn't need to exercise, in fact it might be counterproductive even if it’s a tiny drop in the bucket…>Star replies“The qualifier of being within range is something I would expect is an accurate and an important one. If you get to your destination then even the next nearest star that you passed would be 1.2 trillion miles away. Even a teleporter who could target something on the other side of this planet would have a maximum range of 25,000 miles rounded up. Perhaps the fact that there would be nothing else aside from cosmic radiation between you and the second nearest landmark would alleviate the issue the massive distances involved cause. But I do not know that.”>It sounds like the biggest risk of this might not be if it’s possible for Sekhmet to survive space, but if it’s possible for anyone to navigate space without a whole bunch of instrumentation on hand… maybe she’ll have those instruments inside her somehow?>Perhaps they had to move this conversation to dinner lol(Being silly is more of a friendly rival than a foe!)>They do, and Star had also basically said Sekhmet should spend her winnings on the SEKHMET initiative so she wouldn’t be expecting the bounty hunter to pay>Taner got quite a good amount of winnings in the Z-A right after that, and Star had him put most of it in savings/investments, so he’s technically got a lot of money but is trying to only use his winnings and not that>He also still pays to feed some wild Pokemon sometimes, like the Gliscor>Repose will have no idea Sekhmet is okay with him sitting on her lap unless she gives some indication of that>1/2 sorry
>>83620741>He’s probably rather sit where he can view the entire group and the door at the same time, anyway, because he’s like that“I made it to B before the whole, uh, thing happened, and the ranks were all reset. After that I made it back up to G before going back to the gyms. A lot of trainers participating in the second round of it were a lot better than the ones participating in the first rounds. Doro also did amazing, of course, he has a natural sneaking advantage. Still planning on going back anytime I get low on money, as long as they keep running it, it’s a lot faster than the Route battles, and the fact that we have such a big family and there are no rules between switching what six Pokemon we bring between one battle and the next means we can get a LOT of battles done in one night without having to use items. That, and Wish.”>So part of Taner’s tactics in the Z-A was to outlast the other trainers during the time it was running…>Star noticed the tats, but… the rest of it…>Taner has put it together in his head a lot faster than Star does, but the difference is that when Star does– thanks in part to being able to read Taner’s thoughts– she puts together what it -means- a bit quicker>Now… Can they actually mention that? Sekhmet is almost certainly aware of what it means, herself, and has noticed and is probably pretty happy about it, but bringing up may not be good if only because I’m pretty sure Taner and Star aren’t supposed to have the knowledge that she was cursed in the first place and she’ll wonder how they got that, since it’s from Oceana>But it’s very good news, and probably means a lot of Sekhmet’s future plans have changed now, not just the SEKHMET initiative>Yes I’m going to canonically call it that now>>83629756>Which pokemon have you never managed to meet, despite everything?Assuming we aren't talking about Legendary Pokemon?Don't think I've met a Piloswine, in battle or otherwise.
(and this is as far as I get before work, sorry if I missed anyone)>>83621395>Teleo and Taner are on the exact same page there“If the other ones are nearly as good as that one, I’m sure I’ll love them all!”>Then“And, if Teleo’s connections don’t work, I also have a few, between the two of us I’m sure we can figure it out! I actually get a sponsorship from the League themselves in return for writing them up reports about, uh, some of the strange things that happen to me, and letting them do some tests on Star and others, which they all agreed was well worth it.”>Star nods“A boon in fact. I do wish to know more about myself. But finding those whom I would trust perform such tests was difficult for me.”>So Taner probably wrote a report of what happened with Zodiac recently to the League? And got paid for said report?>Perhaps if he isn’t going to get paid by the rangers that’s the next best thing>Fea is willing to go all out with the kiss, passion and all! He doesn’t seem to view kissing as cheating in any way, so feels no guilt about that“All the more ENERGY we’ll both have for tomorrow~”>Though Fea thinks that Teleo will catch on pretty soon after waking up, a sober Teleo will be much harder to fool>He wonders if Taner will have realized by then?>>83621790>>83623574“Got it!”>And Taner does just that, grabbing the Max Revive and using it on the Sneasler>Lightspeed will have arrived with the other too, and Taner will give Star’s ball to him“Take her to the Pokemon Center, okay?”>And then, he hopes, back to him… He’ll probably be able to sense it through the link when she’s back, depending on how far the Pokemon Center is away>This allows him to say with Mho and the Sneasler>Also, to tell Mho“He was really, really insistent on battling.”>And then, to Teleo as they head there“Thank you very much for the cover, by the way.”>And now, all he can do, much like Teleo, is follow Mho
>>83634360u cri becuz u don't tri
>>83634546oh no the evees got into the cookie jar theyll get FAT
>>83629756Like, despite trying to? I suppose the Dreepy line in general. I know Sharon wants one!>>83630578>Willow will need to be more careful about accepting gifts from strange Sylveon in the future...>He's never had to worry about them! Always more to learn about the world outside the forest...>Just a few unexpected glowing mushrooms, what could go wrong?"He does? I think those are illusions... seems real, but it's a trick...">With them glowing like this, it's easy to imagine them glowing in the distance in a foggy forest, no wonder he got named after Will-o-wisps>Wha-et better be careful! In the wild, this is when Willow would use his spores to put him to sleep before draining his energy...>But he doesn't do that anymore, Doro makes sure they all have food!>>83634360Maybe you should ask first?>>83634495>True, Julius is a big help, even if his information is sometimes outdated.>Flow inspects the weapon with a slight smile"Cool.">They exchange glances at that remark, what -wouldn't- Zodiac carry? Water pistols?>Oceana's suggestion gets a nod from Doro"Good idea, how about an assault rifle for me.">Doro suspects he'll do well with something rapid fire>Then, Julius"I shall use a pistol. Or perhaps two...">He'll settle on two once he experiments with them for a bit>Finally, Willow tries out a few different weapons on Doro's suggestion, but his aim... isn't good.>Then Doro gets another idea!"Hey Star! How about letting Willow have grenades filled with Sleep Powder and a grenade launcher?">Oh boy>That is a lot!>I like the cipher idea, definitely would work better than rentries>As for the rest, I think that all works for me, we can always change something on the fly if it doesn't seem to be working in practice>We could also simplify the layout a bit if we didn't want to use a grid>And sure, swapping it around could be fun if it goes quickly enough!
>>83636994he hidin
>>83622969yes but also uhI am not limited exactly to this hardwarejust 'a' compatible hardwareor medium>>83634360rip>>83636994the keckleon has chosen violence
URGENTNeed to remove cylinder shaped object from another cylinder. It is imperative the first cylinder remain unharmed
>>83636725(Ooh I like that Zork)>>83640509What did you get your penis stuck inside, Beryl
>>83640555Nothing!I have a scroll of old lore stuck inside its tube and I don't wanna rip it. This is the only copyI did not the fuck
>>83640628Are you able to cast a protection spell on the scroll and then split the scroll case with something?
>>83640897I'm hesitant to cast anything on the scroll as I worry any sort of magic may degrade it. This thing is from the 14th century so it's quite old and brittle.The damn thing's been in the case so long it's like vacuum packed in there. Ugh.
>>83641030Ahh, yes that would be extremely fragile. It’s stuck to the sides of its case then? Is there a spell you can cast on the case itself to remove friction? Perhaps that would get the scroll unstuck?
>>83641094See prior problem. I'm just not risking it. I've been entrusted to scribe down this scroll of ancient lore made of Addax hide from Timbuktu or whatever they call that place now, but the damn thing's uncooperative and if I screw this up they'll probably smash my soul gems with a hammerIs it hot or cold that makes things expand? I'm trying not to use water here, more so dry air.
>>83634546>>83623574>Mho is already carrying the Sneasler over the shoulder, as the Max Revive is applied on>...>Eyes open!"Oooooooooooh!">Breathing in deeply>Cough>A lot of coughing in fact"Hhh...not enough!">Breathe in. Breathe in. Breathe the fuck in.>Careful not hyperventilating>>83625146 >>83621395 >>83634546>The Salazzle is very grateful, to both Teleo and Taner. T&T."That would be great. The Bureau is good but does not have much sway with the League, and combined reports would do good for us.">Thinking Muk"To help the League I agree too.">Taner got to be paid already for all this adventurism>Probably more than just Taner>The Snea perks up at hearing about the other escaped friends"I would like to meet them, and also resume the training in full. I know what you are thinking...the other night was stupid.">As for the Salazzle mentioning Hydrosnipe, that is on "Whaet" to elaborate upon
>>83641123Ah, ok, for some reason I was thinking casting it on the case wouldn’t affect the scroll too, but that’s rather silly in hindsightThat does sound like a task that requires absolute success. Quite the conundrum indeed. Hmm…Warm things expand, so heating the case could loosen the scroll. But would that damage the ink? You could probably do it, just need to be careful with how much heat and how long you apply it
>>83641261It might not, but it also might. And again, I don't wanna take that risk. I got no idea what its written with, probably blood or something. I'm gonna...Try and leave it in some sunlight around the bottom of the case and see how that works out.
>>83641310Mmh, yes better not risk itQuestion, could you not phase into the scroll, say your eyes, and read the scroll slowly that way to transcribe? Sorry if that’s a dumb idea, just throwing stuff out there
>>83641310you could always have it electronically scanned with, uh, the same kind of extremely expensive machines used to read the carbonized scrolls of Pompeii>>83624460 (You should do more)
>>83636725>Now they are bonded with Pokebubus>Willlow is a casualty in Wha-et's eternal covert war"Exactly, but if he wins he won't want to go BACK to being a pokemon">He wouldn't survive in the wild>Good thing the Teleos backyard isn't the wild, yet"I will head to bed, but remember it's allll on youuuu ">AND he leaves Willow to his task.>in wha-et's mind he just recruited Willow to his cause>the fairy hood grows bigger
>>83641591There's not enough room. Trust me. This is a small tube. Anyway it'll need to come out regardless. It's being transferred to somewhere else more secure. The region it's in is too unstable now. A decade or so ago a bunch of assfaggots burned a bunch of scrolls because "muh witches baaaad" so we're in the process of moving them all out.It's a coordinated effort>>83641601Zapman I do not have that technologyFurthermore, I will not use said technologyBeing a witch is using either magic or practical old-fashioned solutions to solve your problems. Using machines is so...Blagh
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83548659/#83622915>Very true"Hmmm...">Lucy notices the blush, but she isn't quite sure what to make of it. It sounds like Tiffany likes talking about him, but then she also calls him boring and stays away from him as often as she can>She's not familiar with the tsundere archetype"I see. I'll just have to ask around, then.">For the next few minutes, Lucy will continue to consume each meal offered to her without fanfare>There isn't much to it, at a single plate for each dish, but the taste is pretty good at least>Now, if only she could make her way to the kitchen somehow...>But for now, it was time to pay>Lucy stares some more as Tiffany drops another twig and a cool pebble>She has no idea what's going on with that, but she gets the feeling her trainer probably ends up with the real bill at some point"Um... We could fix my spot, yeah... And no, I have never seen a movie.">There's a small pause as Lucy considers the dizzying array of human things there is to do>Until, finally, she settles on something:"... I would like to get a hat. Could we do that?">Pretty simple request, if only a little odd(I'm glad to hear that! I was a little worried she might be a little too soft to have fun with...)(But yes, she's fun to play as the ultimate glutton)(And likewise!)https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83548659/#83623171(Oh I see)(Oh really now? I'll have to go back and find that, it sounds funny and silly)(Is that poster still around nowadays?)https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83548659/#83623574(Aww really? What a bummer. We'll have to make sure they both get to have plenty of fun together next time)
>>83641778Knowledge burners eh? Some of the truest bastards… Yeah probably for the best to get everything got of there just in case some twats get the idea again. Sounds like this transfer task has been going on for a while?Well regardless, I hope you can get the scroll out. I’ll try to think of other ideas in the meantime…>>83642251(Oooh definitely! Beryl and Doro have been a corruptive influence on Teleo. He’s still gotta find the opportunity to send the lewdy fox to fox jail himself)
>>83642251>Tiffany will definitely be asking some questions when she gets home, but for now, she continues enjoying eating>Lucy mentions a hat. Tiffany promptly throws her head back with exaggerated gumption"Like, chyeah we can! That's part of FASHION girl. And you, like, totally have the skin for it. Honestly, that's like, ninety percent of it right there. Skin and body type. And you toooootally have both.">The Espathra cranes her neck across the table as she intrudes on Lucy's personal space, gazing at her scalp"I was thinking, like, maybe a top hat? But that might be too stereotypical. Let's experiment and junk when we get there. And then? A movie. Oh my god girl, there are SO many movies. It is ridiculous what those Humans come up with.">Tiffany begins describing all of the different genres. You get the feeling she particularly likes romance related stuff, or musicals>This is a woman very much in touch with the feminine and boisterous side of things>With the meal concluded, the duo exit, with only minor difficulties for Lucy getting through the door once more>And so they set off for the boutique."This place is so fab, let me tell you. I'm, like, their most favorite person there. They looooove working with me.">Or so she claims>Soon they arrive>It looks very new-fashioned with minimalist architecture in dark pink>The front door looks...>Small>That could be a challenge(Not at all. There is more than one way to feed a softy)(As we shall see)>>83642461People burn shit because it destroys the past. And people who destroy the past deserve a swift ass kicking. It has. About fifteen years now. We've got nearly ten thousand scrolls in total but so far we're about halfway there. We haven't been able to save all of them though. It's a race to get them out, well and truly. And sometimes they crumble before we can transcribe them.It's ancient witchly and even planetary heritage. It's our PAST(Another converted to the dark side)
>>83634475(Whoops, I completely forgot about that)(Uhh in that case she probably would've said something like "we met once and then never again" or something)(She's not much more feral than she was with Floch, that is to say, pretty feral, because Floch wasn't exactly a model citizen to begin with)(The main difference is Sabrina has been encouraging her to prey on others rather than settle for berries. Lucy never really got to know anything else)>>83634514"Must be a well-kept secret, hehe.">She shrugs"You say that, but I do love watching people work up a sweat. It's just a little different now than it used to be.">As in, she loved watching others squirm and struggle, and now it's more about watching them put effort into things and surpass their own limits>But yeah, probably that"Well I don't intend to keep going if I miss Proxima of course, but getting turned around would be a problem. Most likely we'll need to set a trajectory to begin with, then eyeball it the rest of the way once we're close enough to actually see it. My eyes -are- pretty good, just gotta make sure I'm looking at the right star is all.">Indeed. She might just have to swallow a space center to get all of this coordinated, and finding an abandoned one is pretty unlikely>Perhaps lol(True!)>Also true!>Oh yeah, that too>The occasional mouth to feed is unlikely to put much of a dent in his budget nowadays>Well if Repose doesn't already have a seat, she'll plop him onto her lap!>>83634531>But if he'd rather focus on the door and the group, she'll let him do that instead"Reset, huh? That sucks. And yeah, I could see Doro doing great at these. Do you still get to fight champions?">She lets out a small chuckle"At last, everyone in the Eevee army gets to have a turn, huh? Hehe.">Oh really now>Even without Oceana, it's a good bet Sekhmet herself would've mentioned something about that in passing>They don't have to bring it up, but it's unlikely she'd be upset over it>Silly Taner
>>83629756I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Vikavolt in person. Sad.>>83634475I know, I know. All is forgiven.Heroic-type is a little lackluster, in hindsight. I’m willing to bet that it was significantly easier to come up with tangible, elemental-based Typings before coming up with the stranger ones. Fire, Water, Grass, etcetera. With those, it’s impossible to ignore how Fire-type pokemon are often on fire, Grass types are flowery, Water types spit out water, and all of that. Even if Ice Pokemon didn’t live in cold areas, it’d be pretty difficult to explain a Type that’s strong against both Flying and Ground without mentioning the words “cold, snow, icy”. I imagine Ghost type was deliberated on for some time, before maybe Psychic type. Oh, and Normal type. I wonder how long it took for people to come up with that. Or the differentiation between Rock/Ground.Hm. Do you stutter or stumble over your words often? I’d call those real-life typos.And, I also never do that. Probably because I speak at half the speed you do. It’s probably a little harder to tell if you haven’t consumed a Pokespeech potion, but it is true.>>83642251(They are not, they posted for maybe 3 days and disappeared as Froslass posters are wont to do)
>>83642634Very trueThat’s quite the staggering amount of knowledge. All witches assisting the transfer then? I wonder if one of them might have an idea on how to get your scroll unstuck, unless this is some faux pas(Poor Teleo struggles to say no)
>>83642461(Dohoho I see Beryl hasn't wasted any time with you)(I've yet to make significant progress in getting Dart to like boobies... One day maybe)>>83642634>Priorities>Lucy stares as the ostrich throws its head around like a flail"... I do?">And then she telescoped her head across the table over to her>At which point, Lucy blinks, twice"... I was thinking of getting a sun hat. To protect from the sun.">Very pragmatic and matter-of-factly, but there's gotta be a way to fashion it up for sure>Lucy then listens quietly to all those genres, none of which she's really familiar with, because she's unfamiliar with movies as a whole"Hmm.">And so, it was time to depart>She squeezes through the already bent doorframe from when she first came in, and sets off to follow after the Espathra"Do you go there often?">The Lucipede might normally snark someone like Tiffany for saying something like that, as it kinda sounds like BS, but this environment is so unfamiliar to her that... She rightfully has no earthly idea what is or isn't BS in this human-centric world>She just witnessed her pay for a meal with twigs and leaves, and that, she knows is definitely at least a little odd>And so they arrive>And indeed, the door is even smaller than the one from the taco place>Lucy looks at it, pokes it with a hoof, then scratches her featureless chin(s)"Hmmm... I don't think I can fit through there.">Not without some help anyway(Indeed)(Oh my)>>83642715(Aww, dang...)(Unfortunate)
Goodnight everyone!>>83636100That's why they'll have to exercise!>>83636725>Indeed, Zodiac’s armory isn’t very limiting>Everyone gets their weapon of choice, and then…>Star smiles at Doro’s idea“That is perfect. Introducing a variable that Taner has not accounted for will increase the pressure and widen the scope of the training.”>Willow gets his grenade launcher!>Fea says“I want a faaaancy pistol, golden gun, golden bullets, the works. Might as well do this in style, eh?”>Star give him it, but says“I do not think Taner will be able to notice.”>For herself…>Just a regular rifle will do, she decides>It is>Not using a grid sounds better, but… I’m also not quite sure how to do it without, I could gen an overhead map maybe and just mark where Taner is, but how would you specify where other things are? A grid would mean we could go “He’s at B9 moving to B10” and such>>83642715Thanks!Oh yeah, those three were probably much easier than any of the others. Flying probably wasn’t too hard, they all have wings.I feel like not enough time was spent on naming the Normal type. But that’s just me.Ground probably would have been Earth, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Ground and Rock were considered the same at first before people realized that they both had different interactions with other types, I don’t envy the people trying to figure out what the difference between those two were. And then they found out Steel was a thing muddling it up even more! I wonder, if we pointed a Pokedex at a Pokemon with a type that hasn’t been cataloged yet, if there still is one, what would happen?Uh, well, sometimes. So I guess I do have real life typos, but, typically for a reason. Unlike typos here which are just random.Oh. Some people have told me I can speak pretty fast sometimes, so I guess speaking slower than me isn't too strange. Star speaks slower than me too.
>>83641191>Not enough? Not enough air, probably>What can Taner do? Not much“We’re going to get you to the infirmary.”>Taner wants to say something like “Congrats, you won, or you would have, if you had waited another week or two to recover more!” but the Sneasler is already having a bad enough day>At this point, Taner just wants to see him breathing okay again>>83642705(Fair enough)>Star adds“Or more likely there simply is not a replicable way to achieve it.”>Taner looks disappointed at that, and goes on to answer Sekhmet instead>He did very much notice her wording… honestly, this is probably around the point where Taner would be affirming the change she’s made in his mind completely, before they even got to the restaurant“Well, you wouldn’t have to watch me for long for that, it hardly takes any time at all… Just as soon as I get used to one set of exercises, somehow Star finds another! And they can’t all be from the videos Lani sent. Where is she getting them all!”>Taner doesn’t sound that upset, more like fake upset>Star… doesn’t seem like she wants to say, outloud, “nobody’s eyes are good enough to get something like that right in space, it doesn’t matter how good your eyes are if the light reaching them has a hard limit” but maybe Sekhmet has some way to ‘mark’ the correct star?>Something to discuss later>She might have to swallow a space center, Star will have to find an evil space center, and that sounds a lot harder to find than an evil farm… maybe Team Galactic left something over?>Ironically Sam would probably know more about that>Repose gets plopped onto her lap!>He may be a wall in battle but he’s plenty soft to touch! He doesn’t say anything but he gives an “I’m okay with this” vibe>He can see the door from here, though how he’ll eat is another question>1/2
>>83642705“Yeah. Someone got to A, got their wish, and I guess that’s that? I thought, like, everyone who got to A would. But it seems like only one person can get to A each time and then it starts over, is how they plan to run it.”>A nod and smile“Yeah! It worked out really well. Though Repose or Lightspeed started most battles, everyone else also learned how to be more sneaky!”>She hasn’t said anything about it “on screen” to Taner, aside from the one time she freaked out a bit when Taner mentioned Giratina, but she could have at some point in passing!>Well Taner may not, Star may be thinking about how to phrase it, but there’s one Pokemon in this group who is sometimes a bit too blunt>Dream says“Your tattoos changed colors! Is it because you're a good guy now?”>Taner looks at Dream, but it seems like he’s curious too"I don't think it's exactly that, but...">He looks at Sekhmet with a smile"You do seem different, in a way that's more than taking on a different form! But, you came here to catch up with us, so, no need to talk about that unless you want to, aside from me saying, I'm glad!"(And goodnight!)
>>83642715Know what else bothers me about Vikavolt?Why are they so damn SLOWWhy does the pokedex claim they're fast but in battle they're like SLUGS?Seriously. I don't get itAre they, like, banned from going too fast?>>83642953It used to be the site of an ancient kingdom that was very powerful back when, like, salt and pepper were gourmet resources or something. Not all, but many. Especially in Paldea, it's the closest region in the league to it. But I don't wanna ask anyone for helpIt's a sign of weakness and also incompetenceMakes your social cred go down, and mine's low enough as it isWitches are a bunch of catty fucks(and Beryl is pushy)(but if you're not into any of this you can always tell me to go pound Palossand)>>83643018TANERHelp me solve my conundrumSee above post for information regarding cylinder
>>83643016"Sun hat? Woah. That's bold AND smart. Retro, I like it. You know, that conventional style has really been gushing back out recently. I'm totally for it, girlfriend.">A sun hat is not a bad idea in this summer heat. Lucy has more than likely noticed by now just how warm these cities are. Lack of trees means lack of shade, and all the metal and asphalt traps heat like nothing else>How can Humans live like this? Maybe Floch had brain damage from all the sun and that's why he was so... himself"Oh yeah girl, like, once a week at least. There's soooooo many options. And the owner? She's, like, so fab she owns like SEVEN Furfrou. It's so hot. Seriously, oh my gosh">Now comes the problem of the doorway>This will be a conundrum, although Tiffany doesn't seem to think so"Nah. Just gotta use, like, our brains and stuff, chyah.">The Espathra bids Lucy go first. The Scolipede may get to watch the flabbergasted and slightly horrified face of the front desk representative as they wordlessly watch the world's largest Scolipede fit through a less than the world's widest door>The foundation creaks and groans, but it's made of solid metal, and so doesn't crack or give way. Slowly, uncomfortably, Lucy the Lucipede is able to loosely snake her way through, inch by squeezing inch>Right up until she gets to the end, the widest part of her. Specifically, the double wide surprise bakery taking up enough width to back a car in-between the cracks>Maybe if you try going backwards and- nope, nope, you're stuck"Don't worry girlfriend! I gotcha!">The Espathra begins vehemently shoving her feet into Lucy's plump and Serperior padded backside. Thousands of previous victims have formed the perfect padding, and her foot just disappears right into the cellulite>She even starts pushing with her head, trying to get her through"Almost... got it...">There does seem to be some loosening up>The front desk clerk wisely gets out of the way of what he suspects is about to happen
>>83641778but if you had it, you should use ityou just need to use what worksespecially hearing now of those fire psychos, bleh>>83642715I have seen some!very interesting creatures except for..>>83643094...thisit is for crying shame isn't it>>83643018sleep well
>>83643313Well...Like....Mmmmm.....FffffffffffineBut this is kept secret between you and me okay?BUT ONLY IF WHAT I'M DOING DOESN'T WORKAlso yeah I really don't get it. It's the same thing with Escavalier. There's a conspiracy going on. Either that or the pokedex is trolling usShit like this is why I begrudgingly support the Frillish's book
>>83643016(The dangers of staying up late. Beryl’s training is efficient)(Dart does need a big booby girlfriend, maybe that will help his midlife crisis…)>>83643064(Sleep well Taner!)>>83643094Ahh I see, very ancient then. Was the civilization a thaumocracy? At least, that’s the first thing that came to mind given how much witch-related scrolls you’ve mentioned. Honestly this effort to recover all of this lost knowledge is very interesting!Right, I sort of figured. Well that doesn’t seem right, you’re an impressive witch!(Very much so)(Oh no worries, if I wasn’t into it then I would have told you a while ago)
>>83643016(Yes)>>83643018Yes, though I still feel “Air” would’ve been more appropriate. Since, Pokemon like Drifloon exist. Also, yes, probably not.Steel Pokemon are at least, very often metallic looking. So they have that going for them. Still a little strange, given that such refined metal doesn’t really occur naturally otherwise. I wonder if there’s some sort of force, similar to atoms in chemicals, that can turn one Type into another. I say this because, I am pondering the possibility of Steel type being an “evolved” version of Rock or Ground. Metal is a refined form of earthy materials, usually, but it also has its own unique weaknesses. Sort of like how an element on the periodic table changes what it is if you subtract or add a proton/neutron to its core. It becomes something else entirely, with wholly new properties. Back on your Pokédex hypothetical, though; I have no idea. Well, yes. Just, easy to compare text versus real life. I definitely speak a little slower than most. Our slight differences compound upon each other.>>83643094I don’t know, Beryl. It’s the Bug type curse. The same reason we have no Buh type legendaries, I’d imagine. Arceus doesn’t allow them to be powerful, for they would take over the world.>>83643313It is.Were you not interested in acquiring one, ever? >>83643485(kemo being kemo again huh)
>>83643485I don't remember much about them other that they liked studying the stars and had gold. Lots and lots of gold. Seriously, so much fucking gold.Witches from there used gold for like the must mundane things it was so common. I'm jealous as FUCK dude gold is so hard to get. But meanwhile their nations king gave away so much gold it CRASHED THE WORLD ECONOMYFreaking humans manI'm not popular because I'm a degenerate(Well that's good)(And now to convert Whaet to our side and complete our takeover)>>83643593Wait, there aren't any?Huh. You're rightI wonder why that is? I guess you guys have Genesect... sort of. Although that doesn't really count does it? I feel bad for those guys. They only exist now in a modified state.One day they'll bring back one that hasn't been tampered with. Probably.
>>83643029>Another shrug"Maybe, maybe...">Indeed, that would be a good point for it"Hehe, well you -did- give her access to the internet, after all. That's what you get.">Endless curiosity + endless information = Star>Well light doesn't just stop like that, but it can certainly get tricky to keep track of things, especially since there's no such thing as a space compass... Yet anyway>But yes, that>True, and maybe...>Oh? They can ask him later then>So he does!>Sekhmet does love how chill and soft he is, giving him idle little scritches behind the ears as she talks>She might have to move him back into his seat once they get their food>>83643064"Hmmm, well, wishes can be a pretty tricky thing. Don't want too many people getting theirs, it could lead to all kinds of craziness. Unless, of course, it's meant more metaphorically than anything. I doubt they just so happen to have Jirachi handy just for that.">She gives repose a little pat once he's mentioned"Oh, I'm sure. Repose can be a real ghost when he wants to be, especially at night.">That's true yeah>I guess I meant more like... There's been a lot more downtime where they could've chatted than what we actually played out on screen>Oh dear>Dream to the rescue! (?)>Sekhmet stares at Dream for a moment>Is she upset? Shocked? Annoyed?>No>She just... Laughs!"Hahah, that's a good guess, but not exactly.">She smiles back at Taner as she explains a little"The long and short of it is I'm no longer draining any energy from the dragons I was keeping. In fact, I released them all just the other day. When I eat things, it's just food, calories, but the dragons I kept, I could drain their vitality directly, which was far more useful than their worth in meat.">There's a pregnant pause before the second part of this revelation:"Which also means: I'm no longer immortal.">!!!"I mean, I still have all my powers, but... I've started to age just like everyone else now, and one day I'll... Die."(And gn!)
>>83643029>>83641191>Definitely an “I told you so” moment as the Snea wakes up taking panicked breaths>Teleo told him that he shouldn’t rush his recovery or do anything rash, let he risk injuring and setting himself back further>Teleo gives his shoulder a squeeze to get his attention and tries to get him to match his breathing>Innnnnn, out, innnnnn, out>He doubts Sneasler will get enough air still, but not taking panicked breaths should give them more time>Hyperventilating would not be ideal here>>83643593(The Kemoing)>>83643665Fascinating. So astronomy was an important cornerstone then. I wonder, has there been any scrolls about Ultra Space at all? Perhaps they knew about it, and that knowledge was lost to time and we as a civilization are just now rediscovering itHonestly they might be good to look into if that’s the case, since Zodiac snatched an Ultra Beast…Enough good to do that? Arceus, they must have been absolutely loaded. Like, fabled City of Gold loaded. Have you all found stashes of it anywhere? Gold is an important reagent I take it?Ah. Well…(Bad influence!)
>>83643665Yes, I don’t really count them as legendaries if there are… multiple of them. And they’re 50% man-made. Essentially just normal fossil pokemon, at that point. Oh well.
>>83643815https://x.com/Lvnarscope/status/2069428692426867011(late nevening lizurd!)
>>83643818(and a nevening to you too.)
>>83641191>>83625146>>83621395>>83634546>Sounds like a Kaiju-thon is on the agenda then!“Mmh, yes that’s what I’ve heard. My father is a researcher for the League here, so I can ask if he can help out with your travel issues. Here in Galar at least. I bet Taner could help out if you ever needed to go to a different region!” >He nods to the Snea. Dan and Anri would definitely enjoy having the company“Yeah! They’re tasting at a castle over in Kalos right now. Been there for a few weeks too, so I’ve been transferring over to help them out every few days. Progress has been good, I’m definitely sure we can get you back into fighting shape! Just, you know, as long as you don’t do anything rash”>Teleo sighs“Yeah, but at least you understand what I mean now”>Oh my, Fea’s an excellent kisser indeed>Teleo boops him on the nose“That better be a promise then~”>Teleo’s a deep sleeper, so he wakes up pretty groggy. Might be a chance for Fea to slip away and maybe swap back with Wha-et before he notices!>Unless him noticing is part of the prank!>>83643832(Very late night hello to you too doggy!)(Ooh good lizurd!)
>>83643815As we understand yes. Of course the records are a bit shit due to SOME PEOPLE not behaving properly. We've tried using chronomancy to look into the past but that shit's really fucking hard to use, and all we've managed to glean is that one of their kings had a fetish involving a female Mudsdale and excessive amounts of prunesIt's entirely possible they did know about it, but whether they fully understood it is a different matter. A lot of these old civilizations were aware of things but didn't quite get it right. We'd probably know more if SOME FUCKING P E O P L Eahemif some people weren't so fanaticalI would not be surprised if they were the origin. Gold is a very important reagent. It's both malleable and resistant. Unfortunately that region is highly unstable, dangerous, and has already been looted by other empires centuries ago. It's a sad story. Anyway, gold is unique from other ingredients in that, used properly, it can be reused over and over again. It's resistant to magical consumption. Very handy.>>83643818Humans just love messing around with the fossil pokemon don't they? They can't just bring it back without tweaking something I've noticed. Like those poor Galarian abominations. Poor things must be in agonyI'm going to go scour my books and see if there isn't some extinct Bug legendary.
>>83643846(nevening dog)>>83643921Those Pokemon are quite horrid. No offense to them, of course.Good luck with that, though. Bug type Arceus does not count.
>>83643903>>83644083(how ya two doing tonight?)
>>83643921Again, bastardsAhhh, I was about to ask that next. Was wondering if divinations could look back that far. Why do all royal figures seem to have fetish relations with pokemon, I swearSometimes they do make rather astute observations that are almost spot on. Enough to maybe help or at least guide us towards the correct line of thought. Unfortunate so much was lost, that would have been very useful…Well drat, dreams of treasure hunting and dungeon delving gone! So it essentially acts as a reusable magical catalyst essentially? That does sound very useful. Do you typically only use a little bit for most spells, outside of rather large ones? What am I saying, ingredients are wholly spell dependent…You know, if you actually need some gold I could try to get some for you. Wouldn’t be hard given you can just buy some onlineAnyways, I wish you luck on the scroll. Hopefully your idea works. Going to have to head to bed now. Night Beryl!>>83644112(Doing good, vacations been a lot of fun so far. About to head to bed though since it’s super late lol)(Hope your evenings been good!)
>>83644196(it's okay for the most part, just watching some random videos now is all.)(being stomped in a duel with weevil underwood earlier is a little embarrassing though.)(gn u though.)
>>83644225gn u now*
(More boy Blazy)>>83605305(Doro)Shortest match, but funniest match.>>83613151 (Dart)Oh that implies the goal is to make it fair in general but nah, it's to make it fair in only a specific way.>>83616975(Taner)Come on, it'll be funny, let's do this right this instant!
>>83644112(distributing attention across several activities & consequently not progressing in any of them)>>83644289Fair in the way that allows you to witness scantily-clad Taner. Specifically.
>>83644378(ahh and oough equally.)(back to dueling i go.)
>>83644538(playing through Ocarina of Time)(game makes me feel like I have brain damage)(I sleep now goodnight dog)
>>83645046(gn you bugbro.)
>>83629756If I haven't meet a pokemon it's cuz they aren't meeting worthy. I embrace the ignorance of not knowing all about other mons, you never jnow when the next mon might be some FREAKY one like Beryl. That said I've never meet a shiny mon, this lead me to believe ALL of them died before they get the chance of meeting ME!>>83643016(Wha-et's current arc with Dart is about Wha-et helping Dart score a proper mother)>>83645046Happy Fathers day Daddy!
>>83645078(I didn’t sleep yet because I’m unhealthy, I sleep after this)>>83645262(I think you’re confusing Dart for Walker)You are several days late, I am not a father, and you are not my son.
>>83645444(Dart is the Yanmega and Walker is his trainer, right?)Or I could be very early for next year. Yeah you are a deadbeat dad that keeps NEGLECTING me¡ A mommy is the thing you lack to evolve into a father, just like a POKEMON¡ I saw this ad in pokegram about "confidence" enlarging pills, you ought to try those, lack of confidence is a very big ICK.
>>83643201"... You really think so?">Lucy is fashion illiterate, she has no idea what is or isn't currently in vogue>That she certainly has. It's hot out here>Floch was most likely too damaged already for the sun to have any effect, probably"I've never had Furfrou before.">Of course that's all that comes to her mind when you tell her about a species she hasn't previously encountered>Then came the door"Hmm.">Tiffany seems to know her way around these parts, and so Lucy will take her word for it>First, she lowers herself as much as possible to get her head and upper body through>So far so good, even if she has to shuffle one leg in front of herself at a time in order to make it through>Then comes her stomach proper>The blubber bulges on either side of the door, making it look like a balloon getting choked. It looks ridiculous, but not an insurmountable obstacle>Her ass, however, very much is"... Uh... Tiff- ?">Aww, isn't it cute? She just called you Tiff, like a true bestie>But no actually it's because you interrupted her by shoving your feet into her fat wobbly ass>Tiffy might not realize this however"W-Wait, I think I can-">And right when it looked like she was able to free herself...>BWOOMP!>The bug blimp is launched forward, rolling like a giant bowling ball right at the front desk, completely destroying it as she crashes into ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14WcHFPaJio>Hopefully Tiffany's twigs will cover that>>83643485(Indeed, that's how he gets ya)(I know, but he just won't let me boob him...)>>83643593(At least I'm still here (sometimes) )(What does that even mean)>>83645262(Oh really now? Well, milfs ARE good)>>83645444(Either way he's got the right idea)>>83645768(Nah Dart is his own man (technically Sharon's Pokemon but he's still in denial) and Walker mostly has ice types anyway)
(They're shitting out a new tcgp pack with hisuan Pokemon and yet, the only starters that still don't have a damn card are the Oshawott line and the DELPHOX PACK FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY)
>>83647715(how soon is the booster pack is coming out?)
>>83644225(Ough, kick his ass next time!)>>83644289(Oh no he’s hot!!)>>83645262If you treat every mom you haven’t met yet like that then you won’t ever meet people you like! We wouldn’t have met, love, you never know!!Speaking of freaky Beryl, he wants to have a threesome with us>>83647439(Sounds like you need to work with Wha-et to find him someone with Big BeautifulPersonalityAnd boobs)
>>83649062(weevil underwood is a real piece of shit t b h.)(when he stomped me, he had cards with 1,200 atk. my cards at the time had a max atk of 1,000. but now i have the ability to use flame swordsman so i might have a better chance now if i get the two cards i need to make the fusion summoning.)
hmmm
>>83645768(They are Yanmega and Human, but no they do not know each other)(O I see kemo answered thank you kemo)Such logic implies that it’d be impossible to be late to anything, and I know that’s incorrect. I don’t think acquiring a mother would turn me into a father, unless you’re suggesting that it’d be your mother. Adopted mother, at least. I have enough confidence, regardless. Don’t believe everything you see online.>>83647439(You get the most-consistent-Froslass-player award) (It means you are displaying characteristic kemo behavior)(I cannot believe you’re making people think I dislike boobs(!), when I simply have principles)
(Will probably be slow because of Deltarune)>>83640555(Same!)>>83641753>An unholy, putrid bond...>And Willow doesn't even know it"...Okay.">Every Sylveon he's met is so strange...>He's simply not built for the wild>Willow simply stares until Wha-et is gone>Giving the weird gold doll one last look, he turns to find Doro and the others... he needs to talk to Julius>Wha-et will be disappointed when Willow doesn't cripple Doro the first chance he gets>>83643018>Willow stares at the unfamiliar weapon in his hands, after a short explanation from Doro, he points it at an empty spot and fires>The resulting cloud of Sleep Powder makes his smile widen"Familiar...">That's more like it!>Julius can't help but compare his dual pistols to Fea's golden one. ...Well, his won't stand out as much, he decides in the end.>Now that they're properly armedm that's one step closer!>Yeah, either option has its complications. Let's try the grid first and see how it goes, then!>>83645046(For the first time or is it a replay?)>>83644289I dunno I'd just feel bad for him...
>>83652987(First time)(Was looking up piano songs to practice, fell down a Zelda ost rabbit hole, suddenly overcome with urge to play Majora’s Mask, realized I can’t play that without playing OOT first)
>>83643593I agree. Let me look up something really quick…Okay, so, it was first named in Kanto and called what translates directly into “Aviation/Flight Type” which is… about the same, Air is still better. Fighting type is what translates directly into “Combat Type” which may actually be worse than Fighting type. Nearly every Pokemon I’ve met is a combat type. Also Dark type apparently translates directly to “Villainy” type over there. You already know my thoughts on that.I do think you are right about Steel types, and it does make sense. And nearly all of them actually do literally evolve from Rock or Ground types, don’t they? Though, most other materials don’t get a type like that, like, Porygon isn’t a “plastic type” and there isn’t a “wax type” for the ones made out of wax, though they are mostly ghosts so maybe that’s why. But Steel didn’t just form its own interaction with other types, but moves that had those same interactions, which is maybe the weirder part?I guess we should be glad Bug type didn’t get labeled “chintin type.”I always associated really fast moving Pokemon like you with also speaking fast, but I guess that’s not the case. I’m not sure even Lightspeed speaks too much faster than normal, so much as, maybe louder? I associate electric types with being louder now. That might be because of meeting Mho though.>>83643815>>83641191>Yeah>Taner hopes that the Sneasler will take this lesson to heart, and not be up in another few days, unhappy about how long it’s taking him to heal again, and trying to do the exact same thing, creating a vicious cycle>They’ll have to chain him to the bed for a week if he does this again!>Star doesn’t think he will, she believes he’s satisfied that he’ll be able to battle in the future which is what he really cared about>She could use a Wish on him but that doesn’t really provide oxygen, it may heal damage to his organs from oxygen deprivation and such if it comes to that, though…
>>83643696“I don’t regret it, but I like it better when she uses her powers for good! And by ‘good’ in this case I mean ‘anything but more exercise’!”>That does sum her up very well>True… if Sekhmet can recognize the difference between different stars from here by the amount of light reaching her eyes, then she should still be able to use them as waypoints?>They might… Sam still is mostly doing any project that involves helping Sekhmet rather begrudgingly, understandably so, but that does mean Taner hesitates to ask for more>Indeed, he is both>It’s clear he does enjoy the scritches though, she might even be able to sense a little bit of wag in the tail! Just a little>Taner considers that“That’s true. They were, like, really unspecific on what was on and off limits for the ‘wish’ the winner got, to the point where I sorta felt they didn’t know what they were doing with that. I mean, they clearly had a lot of power over the city, which maybe is its own concern, but like you said, no way they had Jirachi nearby or anything. In the end, I guess the winner wished for the Z-A to continue, which, if they were the winner, was probably the smartest reasonable thing they could wish for since I bet they made, like, a LOT of money on winning so much. And probably had a lot of fun too.”>Taner nods“He can even compete with Doro’s illusions!”>True!>Dream to the something anyway>Taner’s eyes go wider as he listens>He looks awestruck and impressed, more so than when Sekhmet was describing her most powerful feats of strength and most astonishing abilities, it’s clear from his face he knows just how BIG of a choice that was“Wow. Well, hopeful;y that day is still a long way away. And as for the rest… That’s amazing! From the outside at least, it seems like it’s actually taken a burden away from you, rather than adding one.”>Star is focusing more on the second part of it>She seems impressed as well, but unlike Taner it’s closer to...>1/2
>>83643696>...a “I don’t know if I would have been able to do that if it was me” sort of impressed>She considers her words“Perhaps you are not immortal in that way anymore. But I would not give up on the prospect of immortality as a whole quite so quickly. I suspect that other methods will arise and you may find that one of them becomes accessible to become a lifestyle choice that requires the sacrifice of time and money rather than the energy of another.”>Star has quite a few plans for immortality herself and has even seen one of those plans play out in reality>Star doesn’t seem to be even capable of having the thought that Taner did, that maybe, along with draining the dragons all the time, the prospect of immorality itself had become a burden for Sekhmet rather than part of the goal>Of course, they might both be wrong>Dream just says“Okay!”>She feels like she was basically right>>83652987>Familiar indeed, it's a perfect match for the mushroom Pokemon and his human body is more than sturdy enough to carry it, too>Fea may misinterpret Julius look and wiggle his eyebrows at him"A silver fox is sexy too~">Here’s my first spitball idea for the gird>It may be too small? I can easily edit this, let me know what you think, or if this even looks like the right route to go(You’ll be slow due to Delarune, I’m going to be slow due to Starfox… we’ll both be slow soon)>>83643094Star says that if you sneak into certain labs, they’ve been able to use “terra hertz waves” that read old manuscripts without even touching them and put together what they said using algorithms to filter it, and– and I’m seeing that Zapman already suggested this exact thing.Uh.Use magic?Maybe since you are immaterial you can put an eye through the cylinder to look at the scroll and with enough work can phase through parts of the scroll to read the other parts, if you can read from that up close?>>83643313Thank you, and good morning!>>83643485(thx and a good morning to you)
>>83643903>>83641191>>83625146>>83621395 >>83616939>It does!>Taner does note that though“Your father is a researcher for the League? Ha, I wonder if he’s one of the ones who’ve seen test results from Star?”>Or one of Fea’s kids>Of course, there are a lot of different things researcher can mean, so it’s probably not likely he’s one of the ones involved in all that, but Taner finds it interesting that he could be!>Meanwhile, with Wha-et…>Indeed, Oceana probably would have found this prank to be childish>Star does seem like she finds Taner to be extra cute when blushing, she really is a bit of a tease to the poor trainer>Taner has to set up two tents, and his own tent is by far the smaller of the two, meant for a person and two, maybe three Pokemon at most>Pretty much all of them know other than Taner at this point, the scent is a dead giveaway>Even Taner seemed like he might have been getting suspicious, but Star distracted him from that real good!>The tent itself smells… clean, there’s not much in the way of lingering scents at all, aside from the fact that Taner and Star have slept here often>Perhaps, with some real effort, Wha-et could detect just a hint of some other things they’ve done here as well… but it’s pretty clear now that cleaning the tent is something they do after that>The tent itself has two sleeping bags, a place for Taner’s backpack, a lantern at top than can be turned on and off, and once Taner gets it out of his backpack, a Pokegear charger that lays next to his bed… and of course pillows and blankets, but Taner doesn’t seem like he plans to use any blankets, he gets all his warmth from cuddles!>Fea could slip away, and might if Wha-et comes back… but what is a prank without a good reveal?>Since Teleo is waking up after drinking, allowing the Inteleon to wake up to Fea in bed snuggling does sound, to Fea at least, like a pretty hilarious way to end the prank
>>83652987>>83655500>>Here's my first idea(I say and forget to post it lol)(Here it is for real)
>>83644378Yes, exactly, and this is the funniest part.>>83649062(Have some more!)>>83652987Naaah he's going to be fiiiine.
>>83657129Can he play his foreskin like a banjo?
>>83655348Amateurs, I say. I take it back. We could have named them better. I think the word “steel” is still somewhat of a colloquialism when it comes to the Type, because metallic materials have already been observed as a part of Pokemon anatomy. Take, for example, Blastoise’s cannons. The physically “steel” properties already existed on Pokemon, but the Type borrows that namesake when unique battle interactions/traits are displayed. Or something like that. There is a species of deep sea snail that produces metal over its shell for protection, and it’s the only known animal on the planet to do such a thing. The incorporation of metal into natural biology may in fact be less magical/strange than we think. I do have somewhat of the same association, with Electric types. For the same reasons. But, no. My body is fast, but my articulation is slow. Slow and steady.>>83657129We may, shockingly, possess different senses of humor.
>>83657129(Mmmmm, very good)(His cock and balls are looking a little heavy. Does he… need someone to hold them?)
>>83643452alrightalrightfirst uh, I'll be searching where to find that machinejust in casefairly sure that we are getting trolled by literally children>>83643593I havebut also uh, I am kinda full regarding teammostly in team count, less so now in living spacestill had space to foster a certain trio of recently freed poison pokemon, even though they are mostly on the roadwell, technically registered under the Bureau, but, the Bureau is made of peoplelike me>>83655500and good evening>>83657129(rock hard)(or hardly rocking)
>>83645046(Water temple?)>>83652053(Woohoo!)(I see...)(Ah, right, it has to be human boobs. Fair)(I just need to find some human boobs to post at you)>>83649062(Hmmm... You might be on to something)(Time to team up with Wha-et to find a milf to post at Dart)
>>83655386>Sekhmet laughs!"Hah, well 'good' might be a matter of perspective, in this case!">Yes>Well the idea is to set a trajectory for like 90% of the way there, and then eyeball it once the nearest star is biggest one in her field of view, because that would be the one she was aiming for... In theory>Also she's real good at telling exact colors apart from one another, and each star is technically slightly different in size and color from the rest>Also that, which is why it'll be important to have that moment with Kauket first>Yes>But does he purr, if only slightly? Asking the real questions here>Sekhmet nods"Mhm, that's how they get ya. In all likelihood it would've been something like a "wish, within reason, terms and conditions may apply, yada yada"... Until you end up with a watered down version of what you asked for.">She whistles"Very impressive! And Lightspeed doesn't need to be sneaky, if he's just fast enough, heh.">How very Dream of her>It does sound like a very big deal indeed>She nods"Yeah, well, I'm likely still gonna be around for a few centuries but, yeah now I've got an expiration date... But hey, look, no more chains!">She holds up both of her wrists, which indeed no longer have those cuff tattoos on them>>83655500>Then to Star, she shrugs"Yeah, maybe... I do intend to keep this project going after all. I have plans for what will happen to Sekhmet town- or island, once I expire, but by then they'll just be a regular island offshore just like any other, no safety no nothing.">Has she, now?>It does feel like Sekhmet is finally at peace with herself. Not with her past actions, that she still has to make up, but at the very least her current state of being>Classic Dream moment>Anyway, it's about this time the food arrived!>And wow, does it look good! Lobster for everyone, with garlic butter, baked potatoes, and risotto! A real feast
(nevening yall.)
the SCROLLthe scroll is OUTAnd nowTo transcribe itThis will take meSoManyDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS>>83647439"Girl I know you. You totally have that stoic demeanor boys love these days. Makes you look, like, all strong and stuff. Strong independent women are, like, all the rage these days.">So says the ostrich. Fashion is a constantly fluctuating force of nature. What's in one day may be out the other>Tiffany promptly also answers her inquiry about Furfrou"Pretty tasty, but like, not a five star. More like three stars. There's lots of hair and junk, and depending on if they've put stuff in it, it can taste really fuzzy. But otherwise not bad. Oh, one more thing, we can't, like, eat any Pokemon in the store. They'll get SUPER pissed off and, like, beat the tar out of us and stuff.">In the present, Lucy is currently staring at the ceiling amidst the remnants of the shattered desk. Pieces of splintered wood litter the ground. There is a strange feeling in your backside>Ostrich feet scramble at the door as Tiffany attempts to free their head from in-between the two meat boulders that occupy your back half>With a loud pop she finally frees herself. Bug-eyed, she shakes the sweat out of her hair. Her head smells like Lucy now>She does not verbally acknowledge what just happened. In fact, she is going to actively not mention it ever again. Ever. The past minute or so of her life was skipped over entirely>Instead she helps Lucy right herself, a monumental task in and of itself. A large crowd has observed the results of this misadventure with blank stares. It takes a glare from Tiffany to make the majority of them go back to minding their own business"Ugh, people are so nosey, right? Gawd. Humans...">One of these Humans is desperately trying to go through the remnants of the desk for their personal belongings, hoping that a certain Scolipede's fatassitude hasn't totally destroyed it. "Follow me bestie. Let's, like, go SHOPPING!"
>>83643815>>83655348>Very much a find out phase of this whole scheme"In, out, in, out...hh, damn thing.">The breather device is definitely scrap now>But at least the breathing is how only worry now. Star may be onto something>Any help is good help, as they rush to infirmary>Sam got something to say"Guess I am spending the next day on that hunk of junk you call a CPAP machine.">>83643903>>83625146>>83655512>That gets the Snea's attention. Ear twitching and all"A researcher, uh? Of what if I may ask?">On the topic of Dandelion, the Salazzle picks it up"That is in our list of places to visit too.">The Snea is still looking rather guilty, of that stunt in the last night in Alola"Yes...though I feel far better than then.">Guilty, but not in any way regretful>>83655386> I guess the winner wished for the Z-A to continue>(Or alternatively, the wish granter was Calypso from Twisted Metal)
>>83662857"... I've never had a boy ask me out before...">She isn't sure whether that's due to her questionable fashion sense, or because she's already eaten all of her potential suitors>And then, about the fuzzy snacks"Oh... So they're more for show than for eating. I see.">Luckily, the best way to keep Lucy from eating another Pokemon is to tell her they taste mid at best>One fatastrophe later, Lucy lies unharmed in a pile of debris"Oof...">And then, she feels a tingling in her tushy"Huh?">Looking over, she notices the two feet paddling madly, attempting to back out of her backside"Oh no...">Shaking her gargantuan ass the best she can to loosen the grip of her titanic cheeks, she watches as the ostrich finally pops herself back out"... a-">She opens her mouth to ask her if she's alright, but Tiffany has already decided to never again bring this incident up, and moved on to the onlookers>Getting back up with her help, she does ask:"Aren't we gonna get in trouble for making such a mess...?">The food was one thing, but now this was actual property damage>Surely they wouldn't let that one slide?>And yet, it seemed they would be allowed to go on a shopping spree unbothered"Okay, um, right behind you.">Which is probably the safest place to be, so long as you're something the Lucipede has decided not to eat>>83663171>Taking wishes from Calypso>That never ever ends well
(browser crashed after saving this.)(forgot who posted it. fuck.)
>>83663514>Tiffany briefly looks back at the shattered remains of what was once a fine piece of woodwork>That was probably very expensive"Uh...">There is momentary doubt in Tiffany's eyes as she watches the attendant have a nervous breakdown. Other employees are arriving on the scene. There's a lot of pointing in their general direction"Just keep walking.">She says hurriedly>The classic technique>They disappear into a maze of clothing>This boutique specializes in Pokemon as opposed to Humans. It's even arranged by body-type. Quadrupeds, bipeds, bugs, birds, etcetera.>Many of the pieces which would fit over Lucy seem to be placing particular emphasis over what drapes across the side rather than what's on the back. It's all about showing off what's visually available>There's all sorts of colors. Some of which are so synthetic it's likely they've never been seen by the Scolipede before. "Ooh! THIS one brings out your eyes so adorably! Look at this!">It has a vaguely Tibetan feel to it, or whatever that region is called in this world. Lots of golden tassels and trimmings outlining a strong red with green stylizations to it"Or this one maybe? First one is in with the gold, but the green seems a bit strong. Maybe more violet?">The next one she shows off has a marine look to it, almost Polynesian. It leaves Lucy's spots exposed but blends them with the violent trim and a thin webbing, almost looking like she's covered in windows of fabric>This is nice and all but what about Lucy's SUN HAT?
>>83644289>Taner is currently hoping that if he pretends hard enough that these posts don't exist, they'll go away lol>>83658416Good evening!>>83663171>It is>Star, not being there, can’t use a Wish or actually provide her opinion out loud at this time, but that’s what she’d be thinking in the Pokemon Center>Taner gets Whisper, who came with him, out of a Friendball with a tap and says“Can you use Wish on him?”>Whisper nods>Every minute or so, the Leafeon will do that>Taner hears Sam, and responds even though it was for the Snealser, who can’t really talk right now“Let me know if I can help in any way, and I will.”(Just looked up who that was and let’s hope not!)>>83657787After looking at those direct translations, I agree!I think you’re right. I remember Dr.Steele said something about what he would have named the type, uh, let me ask Star…Oh. “ferromagnetic energy type.” Yeah, that was never going to be something that’d happen. Steel is pretty understandable if that was one of the alternatives.That’s interesting, even after reading the book on animals that Kong gave me, I don’t think that one was in there. There are so many different types of animals… And they don’t even get types…Slow and steady is good! Sometimes I probably ought to slow down more, myself. Even after deciding what to say, taking an extra moment to think about it first can be pretty helpful. I know this, but I still don’t do it as often as I should.
>>83660760“I guess it is!”>Star pats him>”I am confident that when all is said and done you will be thanking me for it.”>Eyballing it when the object you are eyeballing is lightyears away and the light reaching you is from years ago seems like it’d be difficult even with very good eyeballs… but telling the exact color apart might do it>It is indeed, and that has suddenly become much more likely to go… not well exactly, but less terribly than it might have a few months ago for sure>Can a purr be heard? No>But perhaps a little rumble can be felt, even if Umbreon are much more dog-like than cat-like, it seems there’s something there…“Yeah, exactly. I wonder what I’d have wished, in that case? I think it would have probably been something like, more rights for Pokemon, of course, but I wonder just how far they’d have let me go with something like that?”>Lighspeed, hearing his name, listens to the rest and agrees>”-Exactly-! Being fast -is- being sneaky!”>That’s not exactly what Sekhmet said…>Taner smiles very brightly at the lack of chains!>It’s a very literal, very observable consequence“That’s awesome!”>He seems about as happy as if hearing a friend just got freedom for the first time, which may be pretty close to what this is>Star asks>”If you do not mind me asking. How much of that is symbolic and how much of it is something which will have real-world impact? Beyond the obvious, less supernatural positive that is.">Star seems fine if she’d rather not answer>As for the other thing“That is reasonable. And we will continue to help after completing the most important aspects of course. I am sure Taner would not have it otherwise.”>She seems convinced that if Sekhmet is going to be around centuries still, she will absolutely have at least one if not more methods of immortality available before that point… Star is hopeful that perhaps the one she’s working on right now will be one of them>And then the meal arrives!“Wow! It smells so good…”
>>83664074(Uh oh. Everything alright, coff?)(Also, nevening!)>>83664079"...">Lucy looks between the employees, those that are crying and those that aren't>... And then she quickly follows after Tiffany>Maybe they'll forget about them once they have vanished amongst the clothes>Of course, for Lucy even being in lost in a maze like that did little to hide her presence from the store>All the nearby racks shook with each step she took, not very conductive to stealth>Some of those colors she feels she's only ever seen on particularly gaudy Pokemon>Lucy watches as Tiffany presents a series of what are essentially saddle blankets to her"I'm not sure about this.">She may even let her put a few on her, just to try, looking back at herself as she's draped in reds and greens and whatever else the ostrich feels like throwing onto her"... Isn't this a little too warm for this time of year?">She doesn't know enough about fashion to say how tasteful or tasteless these are, but what she does know is she's not gonna be walking around under the blazing sun with a thick blanket on her back>She looks around as she's covered in Polynesian webbing"Where are the hats again?"
>>83665292(system memory troubles that i can't really fix until ai sloppah data centers stop sloppin' t b h.)(thanks tho kems.)
>>83665292(Woh, it actually genned the outfit? I'm surprised. AI's advancement scares me a little)>Lucy's presence would be the defining bit of the store regardless of just how expansive the store actually was>The colors start to blend together after a while into a multicolored fever dream. Everything in here is so much more.... >More. In general it's just more. The concept of high fashion may be a bit much for Lucy to take in. If she even gets it at all is another question entirely>Once you mention the hat, Tiffany pokes her head out from underneath a giant tartan shawl. Another one is jammed between her wings and draping off of her tail feathers"Like, luh-mow! I, like tooootally forgot! Here, follow me!">The Espathra walks at a frenzied pace, nimbly darting between several aisles and almost bowling over shoppers and their Pokemon alike>Lucy... probably needs to be a bit more careful>Eventually though, they arrive in the haberdashery section>Good lord look at the variety. They go up to the ceiling. Seriously. There's several Ribombee that flitter about fetching what people want to try on>There's also a Clefable in the corner. Just... leaning and reading the newspaper. What're they doing there? Lucy's predator sense would tell her this is some sort of strong entity.>Probably for protection in the event someone decides to be silly with the help>There's your basic fare, and then your gimmick hats, and even stuff for sporting wear if you want to represent your favorite team. Then of course there is the stuff that really only qualifies as hats for the abstract>And then, in the corner, in one small section, are the plain old sun hats>They're made of straw, silk, cotton, even plastic, but there's an immense variety. There are more hats here than Pokemon in the dex>Where to even begin?>Tiffany is using her psychic to lift several off the racks at a time, and is slowly cycling through them as she tries them on Lucy's head>>83665415(It's gross innit?)
>>83665503(yeah...)(at least there's a takeaway here. i don't live close to one myself and i heard they're noisy as hell.)
>>83658416You certainly are alluding to, something, I think. Yes.Nonetheless, congratulations on your new teammates. I am sure you could still foster a Grubbin.>>83660747(Nowhere near that yet, I am slow as molasses in this game. Only beat 1 bosssss)(boobs do not maketh the woman)(especially when they look like they’re 100% silicon) >>83662857They see you scrollin’.>>83664639He could have just said Magnetic-Type. Similar to, for example, Electric-Type. I highly doubt specifying “ferro” and “energy” would’ve provided much help for general audiences. Or children. And, we all know how I feel about scientists who fail to translate their knowledge to others. Shame.Unless Kong gave you a book that was 1 million pages long, I doubt you’d have much reason to know about every single animal. I am speaking about the scaly-foot gastropod, you should look it up. Some people can appreciate the raw thought-flow you provide, I am sure. It comes across as, genuine.
>>83665569(I needed a $30 part and it ended up costing me like $80. The part was just a plastic fan. Makes me wanna SCREM)(Like a jet engine perma-on nearby)>>83665592I'm hatin'I'm impressed and also surprised you know that reference.
>>83664654>Sekhmet nods"Star's right, it's a worthwhile endeavor.">Oh no she wouldn't eyeball it from that far, only once she's pretty much already in the system itself, then it's just a matter of navigating like going from Pluto to Earth or something, it's long but not lightyears long>Most of the trek will be done by theorycrafting the hell out of their route and praying they got all their calculations right because they'll very likely only have one shot at this>Yes, that>A rumble is good enough! Sekhmet is satisfied."Hah, yeah... It'd probably have gotten you something like "We'll try to pass a new bill in your name, it may fail though." or something along those lines. Still better than nothing I guess.">Then she lets out a small giggle at Lightspeed's interpretation of what she's said!"Hehe, I guess that's one way to see it, yeah.">Close enough anyway>Yeah!>Sekhmet just smiles in response, she nods>It sure is awesome>And then Star asked>Sekhmet does a sort of halfhearted shrug"Well, I certainly couldn't have removed those just like that, so... It goes beyond the aesthetics.">She then shakes her head"I guess the biggest consequence other than being mortal again is that I won't be able to drain anyone, whether I want to or not. On the upside, I can no longer be remotely influenced by Giratina and his minions... Not that they have in a pretty long time anyway, which probably helped in breaking the curse to begin with, honestly.">She lets out a small sigh, running a finger over her own faded white tattoos"I'd say it's fifty-fifty. The symbolic is just as impactful as the tangible consequences.">She nods"Thanks guys, I really owe you, you know? Thanks for being so stubborn about getting me to change my ways, hah.">True, still plenty of time for Star to Star it up>And then it did!"Told you, didn't I? This place rocks. Dig in!">And so they fooded!(Nice gen! Very complex composition. Even if Repose is red and Sekhmet is a lioness lol)(GN!)
>>83665752(fucking hell, a fan component for $80?)(sounds absolutely awful.)(the timing on this though.)
>>83660747(Exactly!)(Honestly Teleo would help matchmake lol)>>83662857Oh nice! So leaving it out in the sun didn’t trick?Good luck on the transcribing then! Doesn’t at least seem interesting?
>>83665503(Nah, I could only get it to look back over its shoulder, the blanket was manually drawn in ms paint then re-genned over it to make it look at least partly in the picture)(As pictured here)>True>So far, she's just seeing a bunch of lurid colors and accoutrements>It's not really overwhelming as it is confusing and off-putting. She's just thinking that it all looks very stupid and ugly"... Okay.">Lucy sweeps the carpet from the back, letting it flop onto the floor and simply following after Tiffany>Someone who works here is bound to pick it up and put it back where it belongs for her, she's got no hands>And so she follows at a careful if leisurely pace, aiming to haberdasher the place up real good>Until she spots the couple fairies>She's not too worried, as her poison typically makes short work of those>But a Clefable is still... Well, able, to cause problems for her>Either way, she had no intention of starting anything here. She's just here for a hat>Lucy is a little distracted, first by the other Pokemon there, then by Tiffy casually telekineting hats onto her head off and on, comparing them"... Is shopping always like this?">What? This fun? This exciting? This thrilling?"... I kinda like this one.">She says at a particularly plain looking sun hat. A simple straw hat with a blue ribbon. Very traditional yet elegant."Are you going to get a hat, too?">After all, besties need to get hats together(And gngn)>>83665415(Oh dear...)(Bubble can't pop soon enough)(Sleep well coff, whenever that is)>>83665592(Oh, I see. Well, it's a start)(Ahh, shoulda known, you're all about that ass)(So smaller/softer looking boobs then, got it)(Sleep well~)>>83666151(With the both of them helping, surely they'll find the perfect match in no time!)(But for now, slep)
>>83664639>They won't.>>83658416(Both.)>>83658403(Don't worry, he got someone with him to help him out.)>>83657787No, you don't say?
>>83665752The Human Knowledge brick of technology I hold in my hand has diffused a lot of information to me.>>83666183(Emulator controls are sub-optimal)(Physically possible, Kemo. Anatomically achievable. Non-tumorous, even. Non-requiring-a-mobility-scooter to properly walk around)(this is stupid goodnight)>>83666239I don’t.
>>83666183(won't be sleeping any time soon, working on a few thingies. and being restless.) (fun combo t b h...)
>>83666088(The eye-roni is palpable)(I'll take this as a good sign however)>>83666151That it did. The scroll case is mostly metal so once it contracted a bit I could get it out by roughly tapping on the other endThis shit is in a cursive of a dead language I am in hell. The letters are so SMALLfuck>>83666239(say fex)>>83666316So you now know the knowledge of 2000's rap music?ThatIs really funny to meFavorite artist?>>83666183(Oooooooh)(I never would've thought to do that)(gnnnnng)>Some people are not as wise as Lucy, and intend to start mischief. Luckily, the help is plentifully available"Chyeah girlfriend. I spend, like, hours here all the time. I'm like famous and stuff. People know me.">That last statement can be taken in any number of ways both good and bad. >The help does seem to recognize her though. The Ribombee are already moving more and more hats in her general direction as well as placing them back on the racks when she's done trying them. Like a conveyor belt>They're use to her>When Lucy finally gets to the one she likes, Tiffany pauses and takes a long look. Silently she peers at the item, squinting as she examines it for any individual flaws"I think... it's... PERFECT! Oh my gawd that is so you! Like, the blue ribbon is such a good color compliment to your shade and horn shape Love it girl, love it.">To match yours, she also gets a straw hat, this one with a dandelion colored ribbon. Or is it goldenrod? So many almost-yellow colors to pick from...>Regardless, hat friends"I wouldn't be caught DEAD without supporting the squad and their outfit. What do I look like, some sort of tasteless Purugly? Pshaw">Somewhere, Sharon's nose twitches>There's one other matter to attend to now that they've gotten a hat. Tiffany in particular gets two more because just in case you're feeling a bit more xanthous than jonquil. Yes, these are real colors. >That is the matter of the very slight deviation on your spot
>>83666183(Teleo and Wha-et have proven to be rather effective together!Or a menace if you ask Doro)(Sleep well Kemo!)>>83666239(Mmmm lucky guy~)>>83666322(Late night Nevening doggy! Hope you can get some sleep soon!)>>83666356Bleh, not fun. Any spells to help transcribe that don’t effect the scroll?
>>83666356(that's an ostrich or something right?)(not well versed in scarlet and violet.)>>83666448(thanks lizurd.)(tempted to drink decaff but i don't have any and i might hate the taste too.)
>>83666356Maybe? It was back when I’d look up social media websites in my browser. And then, try to watch popular posts. I heard that rollin’ song a few times. I have never heard more than 3 seconds of it and I don’t necessarily want to. My favorite artist is whoever keeps popping up in my video recommendations now. I never hit the Subscribe or Like buttons so I just view whatever the algorithm throws at me. It is very eye opening. But, it seems to know that I enjoy watching this one video/song maker who animates strange visuals to his music. I also worry that the algorithm may think I’m a child.
>>83665592yesyes I amnot exactly my teammates but are friends indeedactually, yes I could, I've got a Joltik that could use a bug friend>>83664639and good very early morning>>83663514>>83664639(It never does, but the tournament must go on)>>83665752(jesus)
(and now off to hellcommute lol)(see you)>>83666239(Excellent.)
>>83666316Yes you don't, it's an expression, it means you just said something really obvious.>>83666356(fex)>>83666448(Male Phoxy knows how to enjoy himself. Too bad it isn't canon)>>83667622(Have some more)
>>83667469That’s cute. I need to meet him one day.>>83667956You don’t say?
>>83668076Yes exactly, that's how to say it, good job.
