Self-improvement EditionA thread for weeby eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and those who have no hopes of ever fucking real women! If you've given up on ever getting pussy or just prefer being a porn-addicted hand-fucker from now on then this is the thread for you!More material:https://hgoon.booru.org/https://censored.booru.org/Resources:https://rentry.org/pfgPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83626798
I believe self improvement means getting worse.
>>83656011I have always been super thin and short, but I have noticed I have started getting some chub. Should I be worried?
Worshiping cute fat NEETs that are bossy and cruel~
>>83656216I think you should stop worrying and eat more ice cream. Isn't it so hot? It's so hot and sweaty this week isnโt it? Buy a couple of pints of the stuff.
>>83656011>>83640517Today I'm going to lock myself up for her. How else can I humiliate myself for her to be the best beta possible? I have literally not been able to stop thinking about it. I'm so scared she's going to break me...
>>83656216holy fuck look at those fat nuts...
Get worse, fellow fatties <3
>>83656271I don't want my butt to get big, fat, plump, and femmy...
>>83656396Just a couple tubs of ice cream... just a couple...and some bottles of coke... mixed with double cream... nothing too crazy. To cool you down!
does accepting and eventually embracing my own virginity and learning to enjoy the fact I'll almost certainly never lose it count as self-improvement
>>83656444Yes nonny.
>>83656461excellent, I've been improving for the last 4 or 5 years then because after lockdown I realised a) women find me repulsive abd b) I'd been considerably happier gooning and feeding my humiliation kink than getting shot down looking for sex I have deep anxiety about and wouldn't actually be good at anyway
>>83656396Your nuts look very grabbable
>>83656507Focus on yourself! What form of proud loser do you wanna be?
>friend tells me I have a horsecock sized dickToo bad I never had the chance to use it. I'm sure she was just exaggerating. There are people and anons here with bigger and thicker dicks
>>83656576True, I have a big dick. Too bad it's either going to be choked in a cage or buried under a lardass fupa.
>>83656536I want to show off my tiny dick more often, I want to be constantly teased about being an older virgin, I want my goonfuel to be humiliating and I want to be seen as a completely sexless prospect.
>>83656534They are quite big. I often play with them, myself.
>>83656590man wasting the fact you've got a big dick has to weigh on the mind. At least I have an excuse for my pussyfree life when my dick is literally micro.
>>83656590>going to be choked in a cageI was joking about me and her locking our dicks and rubbing our cages but then I said I wish I knew how it feels to have an easy time getting your dick in a cage but mine is not as small as hers. Then she said they make cages for my size.
>>83656597She's cute. What's her name?
>>83656635I'm too much of a shutin loser to fuck with my dick, I'm just gonna eat or sissify.
>>83656267As you should. Skinny losers like you are only good for wagecucking and providing lunch money.
>>83656597>>83656635Gosh my guys need to turn into girls. Keep making those eggs then crack them!
>>83656770Chubby slobs like me need to grow massive. Seems like my purpose in life. If a scrawny person wants to make me immobile they have my permission. I'm pretty boiling hot right now so in unhuman amount of ben and jerries sounds good.
>>83656789nah yiu gotta be a specific build of guy for that to look good. I've been taking HRT for 4 years and still look ugly because I'm fat sith a 4/10 face because couldn't be bothered to ever learn how to do the absolute basics to go with it.
>>83656635I've got a big dick too, but I always preferred bottoming. Out of the few times I tried topping, only the guy that had been a prison bitch ever managed to work in more than the head. At least when it comes to oral I'd rather have lots of tongue work on my tip than a deep throat, or ignore my dick in favor of being rimmed.Micros are underappreciated though. Personally I think they're a lot of fun to give oral to.
I've never had sex and I never will <3
>>83656576I wish my ass was that fat
>>83657103I wish we could get free ass implant surgeries, nonny.
>>83657061Same, I'm 34 now too so like if it was gonna happen it would've already.
>>83657130I'm 24. I still have a chance. If only I don't continue rotting in my room or get really fat or get erectile dysfunction early or something.
Am i pretty :3
>>83657162interesting you say that because everyone single one happened to me, being unattractive and also completely messed up mentally and physically when it comes to having sex is why I'm so sure its over. Well, that and my age. Show me a woman who says she'll tolerate a at, fumbling 34 year old virgin and I'll show you a liar.
>>83656576I wish this nonnyโs ass was that fat>>83656216>>83656396
I wish you all had fat asses
>>83657374already do, but not the cute kind
>>83657388A big blob of lard is just as good, if not more so. Makes me want to eat more garbage.
I wish all of you will look like this in a few years
>>83657460Gooner to bimbo pipeline.
>>83656770>>83656866What's mine is yours, sexies~ Feel free to crash on my couch and drain my wallet and raid my fridge! Among other things...
>>83657460best I can do is occasionally being mistaken for an ugly butch dyke.
>>83656347I'm SO excited for you nonny <3>>83656770We can kiss your balls too!
>>83658182Taj's tits look amazing today.
>>83657163thought that was Sutter for a sec
>>83658182Thank you! What should I do for her?
good to see the thread is back this place is comfy unlike the other threads
>>83659381It is a pretty good thread when it wants.
plapping my balls so hard i get nauseous is starting to get kinda old... i wanna try and spurt from even more extreme ballbusting now!
>>83661359time to get a zappy toy, nonny~
>>83661359I want to own this anon and watch him do embarassing things to entertain me..
>>83656216>>83656396You are growing a big fat girly butt. Your days of being a skinny boy are over.
tootes high and llelwding~~!wantting to be tf'edd~
>>83656597>>83656635show some butt cheeks, sissy
i hate having a normal cock! i wish it was a broken impotent phimotic clitdick that prematurely ejaculates and constantly dripples pre... the world is so unfair!
Why does this bread keep coming up with fattywank keywords
>>83657514I'd love to live rent free in someones house and eat all their junk food and become a 400lb slob who never showers and wears ill fitting loungewear and farts and burps and plays video games all the time.Don't come in MY room loser, just keep ordering pizzas for me ok?
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>>83665573I'm all of this except prejac and dribbling cum lmao, used to hate it fir obvious reasons but it works so well with being pussyfree I kinda enjoy my dick being so pathetic now
Just been jacking off in fortnite for over a weekSome people will just shake ass in your screen
>>83666331I've tugged with no lube for sooooooo long I've never masturbated anyway else that it's hard for me to get hard now. >>83666352I think the asses in fortnite should be even bigger ngngghhhh.
>>83666371same lmao, didn't realise using lube to jerk was a thing for an embarrassing amount of time, and by then I'm used to rawdogging it. That plus the fact I'm well into my 30s now and yeah the ED is very present.
>>83666371Its getting there
>>83666422I'll rawdog forever. There's no other way for me to jack off. I just like squeezing it all day.>>83666428More bimbos... more... ass ass assssss.
>>83666452Paying for skins and dances that could be used for free in gmod is funnyI probably spent over $1000 on this been playing for 9 yearsTheyre adding bigger butt girls lately like Tracer and Kim K
>>83666540>spending hundreds and hundreds of dollars on silly porn models and booty dancesgood nonny, do you even play the game well without staring constantly at butts and oinking like a piggy?
>>83666564I've won games by hiding in a corner so the camera is forced against fat cheeks and it gives me moments to tug while everyone around me dies Tactical goons
>>83666645Gooning whilst gaming, you can't help yourself can you loser?I'd love to waste a paycheck on Chun Li. Oh what am I saying, I'm a NEET duh <3I hope Chun Lis ass keeps getting bigger with each game until its a hyper ass.
>>83666331I mean, on the desu this thread comes up a lot when trying to look for fats lol
talking to real women will never not be scary for me, so glad to be able to hide behind my computer and cum in my underwear to pics of their cleavage on my screen
>>83667477>Behind the screenGod I would bend this bitch so bad.>IRLE-excuse me mis- *cum in pants*
>>83667477Women make me awkward and silent. When I see a woman with very little clothes I want to hide in a bathroom or something. I'd much rather squeeze to my own loserdom.
>>83667501So hot. You have no right to pretend you're superior to a girl~
You guys ever interact with actual well adjusted adults your age and feel like a mentally ill diaper baby
>>83667524Every day. I don't talk very much to my family. I feel like a stupid shut in skinnyfat autist. Might as well wear diapers if I'm going to act like an idiot.
>>83667520I'm not, I'm just coping.>>83667524>>83667539Literally all my friends.
>>83667539>still have HS bestie>still chat n game>he lives in LA>went through like 7 gfs >has cats and a houseHow do they do it lmao
>>83667548At some point you're going to stop coping altogether and just embrace it, loser.
>>83667556So fucking hot. They have jobs, gfs, homes. I have a desk full of empty food containers and ice cream pots and a gaming chair slick with sweat, my belly poking through my sweaty vest. No job and no future. Squeezing all day until my hand is hot and moist.
>>83667501i can't even fantasize being chad like that. at this point i do fantasize about how much more pathetic i would be if it was irl though, the thought of jizzing myself in front of my waifus is what i dream of >>83667510i totally know the feeling, it's like if i see a woman that's really hot i feel like i need to find the soonest moment to retreat and go home and start fapping hard to thought of them, it can be a problem for sure
>>83667524Yes, all the time. I always feel so inferior around everyone else.
>>83667592>the thought of jizzing myself in front of my waifus is what i dream ofSame amongst tons of other humiliation kinks like CFNM and more.>>83667562I did embrace it.
>>83667592I don't even want to fap. Once, when I went to a Turkish restaurant, a belly dancer showed up and I instantly went to the bathroom until she left. I hated it. I don't have any confidence. But looking back it was so hot. It makes me want to snort just thinking about it.>>83667602>I did embrace itGood loser.
Inferior /pfg/ nonnies should solidify their inferiority. Get fat. Get caged. Do something that you know will keep you pussyfree! Just get worse with me!
>>83667602i love the feeling of how weak and puny i am to them, splurting hard to the most basic teasing>>83667613it's so crazy that that was probably just an average day at work for her and yet it's still getting you hot and bothered
>>83667644I just felt a loser like myself shouldn't be around to see that.
>>83667644>the most basic teasingLike cleavages, fucking love 'em.
Its so normal to me that I forget "sonic porn" is universally considered hilarious and autistic to normies across the globe
>>83667696People clown on the hot chicks heaven guy but are we pretending he's wrong? Sonic has so many hot and cute girls.
>>83667696And yet a big sloppy fat ASS bolted onto any of the characters makes me needy.
>>83667657that makes sense, being in that situation is waaay more that beta permavirgins like us are equipped to deal with. i'd be super embarrassed to be in that situation for sure>>83667658yea, it's awesome being a the virgin loser tier that we are that that's more than enough from a woman to send us to the limit, talk about sad...
>>83667698Never been a guy more vindicated I dont even like more sonic games I just love the characters and movies Nothing is safe from normies I saw a huge tweet saying "theres niggas out there jacking off to mario porn"Princess Peach aint hot to them?Nonsense
>>83667715Mario porn? I sleep.Sonic fucking Mario's girls? Real shit. As a Nintendo fan, this shit is so fucking hot>>83667703Also based af.
what would people think if they knew I liked midna and toriel fart porn
>>83667725Any little freak fucking a woman they shouldn't is always hot to me
>>83667741Based size difference king.>>83667731I was about to say not a big deal at all then I read the "fat" part of porn lmfao
>>83667731"Whats that haha you catch the game yesterday?"
>>83667750the game? err yeah haha
>>83667748>size difference Hale yeaj bruthurr
>>83667825>SF smutBased based, for me it was Charlie's gf.
>>83667845Pim's sister needed an epShe was it for meWorm news lady is also cuteAnd the worm mom
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>>83668037instant shota loss 2koma
>>83668046Yes
should i stop jorking it?my benis hurts and i dont want it to end up like cyrax
>>83668231Just a few more hours of tugging shouldn't hurt...
>>83668231started straining the second i saw the subtle tat in that pic.... anyway keep going but use lube or a vibrator or something other than straight up jorking it, if you end up tearing the skin on your dih that'll keep you from gooning for a while, and you don't want that do you
>>83668231Eating something heavy usually kills my drive to jerk it for a good while
>>83668254i have a bruise tho....
>>83668276>lube isn't lube for if the jews stole your foreskin? i still have mine so whats the point and i dont have any toys unfortunately, so i may try to stop for a few days
>>83668284Until you associate arousal with food, that is.
>>83664988someone saved one of my pics! (:https://litter.catbox.moe/kiuc50s3t851bx7q.mp4
>>83668322if im that far gone just kill me
>>83668349No. I'd much rather watch you swell up.
