I believe self improvement means getting worse.

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>>83656011
I have always been super thin and short, but I have noticed I have started getting some chub. Should I be worried?

Worshiping cute fat NEETs that are bossy and cruel~

>>83656216
I think you should stop worrying and eat more ice cream. Isn't it so hot? It's so hot and sweaty this week isn’t it? Buy a couple of pints of the stuff.

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>>83656011
>>83640517
Today I'm going to lock myself up for her. How else can I humiliate myself for her to be the best beta possible? I have literally not been able to stop thinking about it. I'm so scared she's going to break me...

>>83656216
holy fuck look at those fat nuts...

Get worse, fellow fatties <3

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>>83656271
I don't want my butt to get big, fat, plump, and femmy...

>>83656396
Just a couple tubs of ice cream... just a couple...
and some bottles of coke... mixed with double cream... nothing too crazy. To cool you down!

does accepting and eventually embracing my own virginity and learning to enjoy the fact I'll almost certainly never lose it count as self-improvement

>>83656444
Yes nonny.

>>83656461
excellent, I've been improving for the last 4 or 5 years then because after lockdown I realised a) women find me repulsive abd b) I'd been considerably happier gooning and feeding my humiliation kink than getting shot down looking for sex I have deep anxiety about and wouldn't actually be good at anyway

>>83656396
Your nuts look very grabbable

>>83656507
Focus on yourself! What form of proud loser do you wanna be?

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>friend tells me I have a horsecock sized dick
Too bad I never had the chance to use it. I'm sure she was just exaggerating. There are people and anons here with bigger and thicker dicks

>>83656576
True, I have a big dick. Too bad it's either going to be choked in a cage or buried under a lardass fupa.

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>>83656536
I want to show off my tiny dick more often, I want to be constantly teased about being an older virgin, I want my goonfuel to be humiliating and I want to be seen as a completely sexless prospect.

>>83656534
They are quite big. I often play with them, myself.

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>>83656590
man wasting the fact you've got a big dick has to weigh on the mind. At least I have an excuse for my pussyfree life when my dick is literally micro.

>>83656590
>going to be choked in a cage
I was joking about me and her locking our dicks and rubbing our cages but then I said I wish I knew how it feels to have an easy time getting your dick in a cage but mine is not as small as hers. Then she said they make cages for my size.

>>83656597
She's cute. What's her name?

>>83656635
I'm too much of a shutin loser to fuck with my dick, I'm just gonna eat or sissify.

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>>83656267
As you should. Skinny losers like you are only good for wagecucking and providing lunch money.

>>83656597
>>83656635
Gosh my guys need to turn into girls. Keep making those eggs then crack them!

>>83656770
Chubby slobs like me need to grow massive. Seems like my purpose in life. If a scrawny person wants to make me immobile they have my permission. I'm pretty boiling hot right now so in unhuman amount of ben and jerries sounds good.

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>>83656789
nah yiu gotta be a specific build of guy for that to look good. I've been taking HRT for 4 years and still look ugly because I'm fat sith a 4/10 face because couldn't be bothered to ever learn how to do the absolute basics to go with it.

>>83656635
I've got a big dick too, but I always preferred bottoming. Out of the few times I tried topping, only the guy that had been a prison bitch ever managed to work in more than the head. At least when it comes to oral I'd rather have lots of tongue work on my tip than a deep throat, or ignore my dick in favor of being rimmed.

Micros are underappreciated though. Personally I think they're a lot of fun to give oral to.

I've never had sex and I never will <3

>>83656576
I wish my ass was that fat

>>83657103
I wish we could get free ass implant surgeries, nonny.

>>83657061
Same, I'm 34 now too so like if it was gonna happen it would've already.

>>83657130
I'm 24. I still have a chance. If only I don't continue rotting in my room or get really fat or get erectile dysfunction early or something.

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Am i pretty :3

>>83657162
interesting you say that because everyone single one happened to me, being unattractive and also completely messed up mentally and physically when it comes to having sex is why I'm so sure its over. Well, that and my age. Show me a woman who says she'll tolerate a at, fumbling 34 year old virgin and I'll show you a liar.

>>83656576
I wish this nonny’s ass was that fat
>>83656216
>>83656396

I wish you all had fat asses

>>83657374
already do, but not the cute kind

>>83657388
A big blob of lard is just as good, if not more so. Makes me want to eat more garbage.

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I wish all of you will look like this in a few years

>>83657460
Gooner to bimbo pipeline.

>>83656770
>>83656866
What's mine is yours, sexies~ Feel free to crash on my couch and drain my wallet and raid my fridge! Among other things...

>>83657460
best I can do is occasionally being mistaken for an ugly butch dyke.

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>>83656347
I'm SO excited for you nonny <3
>>83656770
We can kiss your balls too!

>>83658182
Taj's tits look amazing today.

>>83657163
thought that was Sutter for a sec

>>83658182
Thank you! What should I do for her?

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good to see the thread is back
this place is comfy unlike the other threads

>>83659381
It is a pretty good thread when it wants.

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plapping my balls so hard i get nauseous is starting to get kinda old... i wanna try and spurt from even more extreme ballbusting now!

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>>83661359
time to get a zappy toy, nonny~

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>>83661359
I want to own this anon and watch him do embarassing things to entertain me..

>>83656216
>>83656396
You are growing a big fat girly butt. Your days of being a skinny boy are over.

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tootes high and llelwding~~!
wantting to be tf'edd~

>>83656597
>>83656635
show some butt cheeks, sissy

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i hate having a normal cock! i wish it was a broken impotent phimotic clitdick that prematurely ejaculates and constantly dripples pre... the world is so unfair!

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Why does this bread keep coming up with fattywank keywords

>>83657514
I'd love to live rent free in someones house and eat all their junk food and become a 400lb slob who never showers and wears ill fitting loungewear and farts and burps and plays video games all the time.
Don't come in MY room loser, just keep ordering pizzas for me ok?

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>>83665573
I'm all of this except prejac and dribbling cum lmao, used to hate it fir obvious reasons but it works so well with being pussyfree I kinda enjoy my dick being so pathetic now

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Just been jacking off in fortnite for over a week
Some people will just shake ass in your screen

>>83666331
I've tugged with no lube for sooooooo long I've never masturbated anyway else that it's hard for me to get hard now.
>>83666352
I think the asses in fortnite should be even bigger ngngghhhh.

>>83666371
same lmao, didn't realise using lube to jerk was a thing for an embarrassing amount of time, and by then I'm used to rawdogging it. That plus the fact I'm well into my 30s now and yeah the ED is very present.

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>>83666371
Its getting there

>>83666422
I'll rawdog forever. There's no other way for me to jack off. I just like squeezing it all day.
>>83666428
More bimbos... more... ass ass assssss.

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>>83666452
Paying for skins and dances that could be used for free in gmod is funny
I probably spent over $1000 on this been playing for 9 years
Theyre adding bigger butt girls lately like Tracer and Kim K

>>83666540
>spending hundreds and hundreds of dollars on silly porn models and booty dances
good nonny, do you even play the game well without staring constantly at butts and oinking like a piggy?

>>83666564
I've won games by hiding in a corner so the camera is forced against fat cheeks and it gives me moments to tug while everyone around me dies
Tactical goons

>>83666645
Gooning whilst gaming, you can't help yourself can you loser?
I'd love to waste a paycheck on Chun Li. Oh what am I saying, I'm a NEET duh <3
I hope Chun Lis ass keeps getting bigger with each game until its a hyper ass.

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>>83666331
I mean, on the desu this thread comes up a lot when trying to look for fats lol

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talking to real women will never not be scary for me, so glad to be able to hide behind my computer and cum in my underwear to pics of their cleavage on my screen

>>83667477
>Behind the screen
God I would bend this bitch so bad.
>IRL
E-excuse me mis- *cum in pants*

>>83667477
Women make me awkward and silent. When I see a woman with very little clothes I want to hide in a bathroom or something. I'd much rather squeeze to my own loserdom.

>>83667501
So hot. You have no right to pretend you're superior to a girl~

You guys ever interact with actual well adjusted adults your age and feel like a mentally ill diaper baby

>>83667524
Every day. I don't talk very much to my family. I feel like a stupid shut in skinnyfat autist. Might as well wear diapers if I'm going to act like an idiot.

>>83667520
I'm not, I'm just coping.
>>83667524
>>83667539
Literally all my friends.

>>83667539
>still have HS bestie
>still chat n game
>he lives in LA
>went through like 7 gfs
>has cats and a house
How do they do it lmao

>>83667548
At some point you're going to stop coping altogether and just embrace it, loser.

>>83667556
So fucking hot. They have jobs, gfs, homes. I have a desk full of empty food containers and ice cream pots and a gaming chair slick with sweat, my belly poking through my sweaty vest. No job and no future. Squeezing all day until my hand is hot and moist.

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>>83667501
i can't even fantasize being chad like that. at this point i do fantasize about how much more pathetic i would be if it was irl though, the thought of jizzing myself in front of my waifus is what i dream of

>>83667510
i totally know the feeling, it's like if i see a woman that's really hot i feel like i need to find the soonest moment to retreat and go home and start fapping hard to thought of them, it can be a problem for sure

>>83667524
Yes, all the time. I always feel so inferior around everyone else.

>>83667592
>the thought of jizzing myself in front of my waifus is what i dream of
Same amongst tons of other humiliation kinks like CFNM and more.
>>83667562
I did embrace it.

>>83667592
I don't even want to fap. Once, when I went to a Turkish restaurant, a belly dancer showed up and I instantly went to the bathroom until she left. I hated it. I don't have any confidence. But looking back it was so hot. It makes me want to snort just thinking about it.
>>83667602
>I did embrace it
Good loser.

Inferior /pfg/ nonnies should solidify their inferiority. Get fat. Get caged. Do something that you know will keep you pussyfree! Just get worse with me!

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>>83667602
i love the feeling of how weak and puny i am to them, splurting hard to the most basic teasing

>>83667613
it's so crazy that that was probably just an average day at work for her and yet it's still getting you hot and bothered

>>83667644
I just felt a loser like myself shouldn't be around to see that.

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>>83667644
>the most basic teasing
Like cleavages, fucking love 'em.

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Its so normal to me that I forget "sonic porn" is universally considered hilarious and autistic to normies across the globe

>>83667696
People clown on the hot chicks heaven guy but are we pretending he's wrong? Sonic has so many hot and cute girls.

>>83667696
And yet a big sloppy fat ASS bolted onto any of the characters makes me needy.

>>83667657
that makes sense, being in that situation is waaay more that beta permavirgins like us are equipped to deal with. i'd be super embarrassed to be in that situation for sure

>>83667658
yea, it's awesome being a the virgin loser tier that we are that that's more than enough from a woman to send us to the limit, talk about sad...

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>>83667698
Never been a guy more vindicated
I dont even like more sonic games I just love the characters and movies

Nothing is safe from normies I saw a huge tweet saying "theres niggas out there jacking off to mario porn"
Princess Peach aint hot to them?
Nonsense

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>>83667715
Mario porn? I sleep.
Sonic fucking Mario's girls? Real shit. As a Nintendo fan, this shit is so fucking hot
>>83667703
Also based af.

what would people think if they knew I liked midna and toriel fart porn

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>>83667725
Any little freak fucking a woman they shouldn't is always hot to me

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>>83667741
Based size difference king.
>>83667731
I was about to say not a big deal at all then I read the "fat" part of porn lmfao

>>83667731
"Whats that haha you catch the game yesterday?"

>>83667750
the game? err yeah haha

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>>83667748
>size difference
Hale yeaj bruthurr

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>>83667825
>SF smut
Based based, for me it was Charlie's gf.

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>>83667845
Pim's sister needed an ep
She was it for me

Worm news lady is also cute
And the worm mom

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(ꈍ ω ꈍ)

>>83668037
instant shota loss 2koma

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>>83668046
Yes

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should i stop jorking it?
my benis hurts and i dont want it to end up like cyrax

>>83668231
Just a few more hours of tugging shouldn't hurt...

>>83668231
started straining the second i saw the subtle tat in that pic.... anyway keep going but use lube or a vibrator or something other than straight up jorking it, if you end up tearing the skin on your dih that'll keep you from gooning for a while, and you don't want that do you

>>83668231
Eating something heavy usually kills my drive to jerk it for a good while

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>>83668254
i have a bruise tho....

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>>83668276
>lube
isn't lube for if the jews stole your foreskin? i still have mine so whats the point and i dont have any toys unfortunately, so i may try to stop for a few days

>>83668284
Until you associate arousal with food, that is.

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>>83664988
someone saved one of my pics! (:
https://litter.catbox.moe/kiuc50s3t851bx7q.mp4

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>>83668322
if im that far gone just kill me

>>83668349
No. I'd much rather watch you swell up.

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>>83668311
yeah, but even if you didn't get ritually mauled by jews as a baby, lube still makes jorking smoother and especially reduces the risk of you actually fucking up your cock
anyway yeh probably a good choice to stop so you don't tear anything. could play with your asshole a bit in the meantime, or plapping or prone or some other kind of losergasm

>>83668322
Cringe but based

>>83668376
My favourite.

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>>83668357
im a skinny twink, plus no matter how much i eat i never get fat

>>83668421
For now I suppose.

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>>83668366
>could play with your asshole a bit in the meantime
nah im too disgusting down there, plapping sounds hot but i never tried

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>>83668519
plapping is great actually. first time can be a bit uncomfortable, but if you really get into it, it's pretty easy to make yourself cum, and it feels even better than normal jerking. personally it's pretty much the only way i cum anymore
also mmmffggg thanks for the edit

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>>83668593
>it feels even better than normal jerking
the videos i seen of it are hot i remember trying to get a prostate orgasm before but that shit was super hard to do hopefully plapping is easier
>thanks for the edit
thanks it might not look the best cause i only started like a day ago

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>>83667632
Getting fat would be nice. And if one were to get fat enough, their fupa could be the cage!

>>83668733
>their fupa could be the cage!
Could you imagine someone with a dick they're proud of suddenly disappearing from sight one day cause they're such a self-indulgence salad dodger? One day you won't even be able to FIND it in all that loser-flab.

>>83668519
>>83668723
These stealth edits always make me relapse... just when I though I was free hhhnnnggg

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>>83668762
Honestly that sounds wonderful~ I'd get a rush seeing it slowly drowning in lard before being completely swallowed up!

>>83668795
Bet you wish you had one
>>83668799
Finally accepting it's gone forever. No longer a man. Just a big pile of loser with no self control.

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>>83668795
don't do it anon just enjoy the subtle edit
the actual fetish is dog shit

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>>83668829
Its fine when you have a nice, flabby gut you can fondle instead~ Fat is just so damn sexy~

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>>83668723
it's def easier, i've never been able to have a prostate orgasm either but i pulled off a plapgasm on my first try. took like half an hour, though. just gotta make sure you're totally gooned out -- put on your favorite porn, or get high, or just go really hard; whatever you need to get there.
your edits look good, btw! they're definitely getting me, at least

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>>83668829
Yeah, in a pic like this, it would be great.

>>83668871
Why have sex when you can eat, fondle and smack your lard and be a shameless pig?

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>>83668923
Right? I can just stuff myself stupid and then get off to how bloated and fat I've become~

>>83667524
100% this is actually what pushed me into just accepting that I was going to be a virgin for life and helped me find peace with it. All the evidence of friends and family getting proper grown up jobs and partners and houses while I live with my parents and jerk off multiple times a day because I can't talk to real women.

Final straw was when my female HS best friend (who I was still a little bit in love with) got married, something in me broke, and my already existing humiliation and beta male kinks turned into browsing /pfg/ proudly telling people that I will die a virgin.

>>83668954
After a long day of eating pure junk I'd just slap and grope my fupa to /pfg/ fantasising about getting worse until somewhere deep in my fat I came.

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>>83668987
Oh yes, grabbing a handful of fupa fat and shakin it around would be incredible~ I'd love to do that along with fingering my oversized belly button to get off!

>>83669010
poking fries into my belly button to really exaggerated my fatfuckery. Burping loudly. Oinking a little. Reading posts teasing and insulting future me.

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>>83668908
Calli is _____ for ___

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>>83669028
Honestly putting food in there to eat it later is a really good and arousing idea. Fuck I love fat so much!

>>83669069
Putting chicken nuggies in the folds of your fat rolls.... nngghghhh. Gross.

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>>83667524
well im young so maybe its different but most of my friends are 'similar' to me even if they have had relationships and sex in the past

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>>83669092
Damn it sounds so good to be huge, to hide food all over your body like that and to get off to your obesity.

>>83669124
Too be too wide or too big to do most things in society, including your own home. Is so hot.

>>83669110
I envy you then, not much more embarrassing than being 34 and having to deflect any time friends bring up their partners or sex lives so no one realises that I'm still a virgin at such a ridiculous age.

I have friends. You guys are my friends right?

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>>83669141
And to lay your fat onto tables and the like. Fuck I wish this were me...

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>>83669142
>having to deflect any time friends bring up their partners or sex lives
oh yeah its the same for me, it is awkward when they bring it up but we dont really talk about that shit that often
>>83669151
YES

>>83669176
Imagine how embarrassed you would be at a buffet. Trying so hard not to look like a pig but you just can't help it. Ass cleavage and moob outlines and a huge soft blubber belly spilling out. Four chins glistening with sweat and grease. You're not having seconds you're having twenty thirds.

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>>83669206
I want to get stuck in the booths and have people pull me out

>>83669243
I want girls to make nasty comments about me as they squeeze me out and even more fat spills from my slobby loungewear.

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>>83669255
Hot. Now think of how they would act when they put a hand in a roll and find junkfood in there~