/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5046>"Happy 30th" edition--Stories--By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 23)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776/By Hills_of_Mud>Bird 2: The death of a mining ship.https://archiveofourown.org/works/87323221>Bird 1: Gas giant search and rescuehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/87274286By DesperateWinter>A Spare in the Trunk (Ch. 31)https://archiveofourown.org/works/43485082By somethingaboutsharks>Last Root Of Ngnun (Ch. 9)https://archiveofourown.org/works/79954151By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 28)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Foxish Tricks (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/85506926By A_Smiling_Face>The Tribes Had Always Warred (Ch. 8)https://archiveofourown.org/works/36626017By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 19)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By Z3ldafan & VeeAnon>Morgan 64https://mods.sm64coopdx.com/mods/cs-morgan-mconielson.1266/By SpaceDimSum>Knead For Speed v003)https://spacedimsum.itch.io/breadBy TheEcstatic>Reconnection (Ch. 5)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77709536/By fakklan>Grandest Strategist of the shortest Border Warhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/86965501By Digiridoguy>Sprout from Collegehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/86951306By Veeanon>Reborn in Iron: Reloaded (Ch. 7)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69138931[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83681495Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
>>83688108Yer a wizard!
>>83688127Yer a FAGGOT harry
Spiral lenses....
>>83688180how are her claws not cutting through the thin plastic gloves
>>83686221>waifurs in bunadI need more of this
Is Andrew & Helga supposed to be a romance first and foremost, or a comic-comic with romance as a side thing?Little worried considering one of the shorts was labelled "in the future" and the only thing they were doing was showering together and it didn't even imply they were doing that romantically.
>>83688168I'm a wot?
>>83688234made from the same material designed for BHC-proof condoms
Would you drink your waifur's milk?
>>83688290Idk, but anon said the comic was taken down due to "nudity", and yet the comic that it linked to featured none.REDEEM ANON, ANON, BY SHOWING THIS SHOWER SCENE!!!
>>83688353Fuck the bottle, I'm going straight for the tap
>>83688353I'll chill my wendigo's milk for later
>>83688353pinch and pull and schlorp and succ
>>83688353YES
>>83688457
>>83688353I'd drink my wife's hist sap
>>83688353Hell yeah
>>83688457>>83688464cute
waifurs up grooming their 'cord kittens
>>83688497Thank you for reminding me to write a greentext with the 30 year old groomer lioness
Just checked on /sus/ again.We will either get greatness from this, or a spiral into madness.
>>83688608>GUYS MY WAIFUR WHO I THOUGHT WAS HMOFA WAS ACTUALLY AxADude we get that shit happen to us literally every month
She keeps sending me these pics, what do they mean?(Or gimme a better line to accompany such a pic, sometimes I no brain gud)
>>83688656Looks like shit.
nobody cares about your shitcord sloppy seconds shotapedo
>>83688656She wants me to play fetch with those tits
>>83688656POV: ethnic man.
>>83688656>Sarcastic"Your bra strap is showing"
>>83688642Yeah but that was literally THEIR waifur (waiscale actually), it was always about her. We have endless waifurs, we make so many of our own, they only had the one. And we usually get let down quick enough, they had been doing this for 8 years. (God I wish 4chan had support for italics or bold text)Also anybody who wasn't coping hardcore knew Suselle was gonna happen, this is Toby Fox we're talking about. But I don't think anyone expected it to happen the way it did, nobody thought it'd be that bad. /doe/ isn't doing great either, to say the least, but they kind of have WR I guess, /sus/ just got completely fucked. I'm very vaguely reminded of what happened to the /snoot/ threads, except that's the result of people just moving on after some time and only the crazies remaining. /sus/ was still alive and well, they just got hit with something I don't think they'll ever recover from most likely.I feel sad for them, I really do.
>>83688656Yucky whore
>>83688675You cared enough to reply :3
The last episode of digital circus made me hate jax even more.He's the perfect depiction of annoying troons
>83688665>05:44:46 >83688675>05:45:47hmm...
>>83688737Yeah, she bounces back between "hes an attention whore that just wants (you)s", to flooding me with (you)s...Oh and we can't forget "ew a whore!" *Faints*, but also has that offensive whore saved to his computer... Double shrug emoji :/
>>83688733When are we getting the shota sex followup?
>>83688675>drew a kid with cum drizzling down his inner thigh and a character who outright molests a kindergartenerinb4 he gets nuked from the art mega
>implying that Khajiit drawing wasn't based as hell
>>83688779Idk, I had forgotten about it, and did this real quick before bed. But Kris WILL impregnate the "lesbians" soon!
>>83688642Just because she's AxA doesn't mean she can't also be HMOFA. Ya feel me? You just gotta be a bi chad
Finished Volume 1/Part 10 of Andrew & HelgaBiggest sin the creator dig was listing the Husky zoomer as into dog boys, but I think he just did that because he didn't want to totally alienate furries that all the cast want to fuck Andrew. She's also clearly into him as well so it doesn't really do that if that's what was intended.The giant Hybrid fight was good but I can tell the creator really doesn't want to focus on it considering the flying one is basically a joke.Only reason I asked about whether romance was the focus is because if it's actually supposed to be an action comic then he really needs to work on the pacing of the fights. It also feels like there's not really a risk with the MC being an Uberman. The Giant one in Volume 1 felt like an actual threat for the little it was there.I'll keep reading and give my thoughts on the later chapters.Also I'm only posting this because I heard the creator lurks and likes getting feedback from here.
>>83688796At least now you can actually call it a Groomercord, I guess.
>>83688810I meant the khajiit one
The samefagging is crazy
>>83688656We need more Marrow
>>83688821the guy who did the forbidden Sofie drawing is already in it, so take that as you will.
Almost always just around a minute apart
>>83688707A glorious bush.
>>83688832Demidoggo and Jampalanga were already in there as well lmao, nevermind.
>>83688830Sure thing :P
>Poopdickschizo is here
>>83688822Pisscat?
>>83688850Sleep is secondary to shitposting on 4chan it seems
>>83688860This one, He said he'd do a follow up with sex
>>83688871based ngl
>>83688879
>>83688879rat kisser
>>83688881
>>83688871Fucking the cat is actually the rite of passage for his clan.
>>83688883secrets from the 'cord
>>83688656>eyes drawn not to her boobies but to those canine teethGod I'm so fucked up.
>>83688893>twitter filenamesnot even trying retard
>>83688905all drawn and posted to his nsfw altretard
>>83688905Cannot BELIEVE the amazing and awesome twitter reposters are shitposters. I mean, who could think it?
>>83688871When tf did he start darwing /ss/? Did that cause a shitstorm? I've been out for a week.
>>83688914that you will not link or prove is actually him (whoever he is) in any way
avatarfag forgot this
>>83688931SW is SW so it didn't really cause anymore controversy that normal. It's not like SDS drawing it or anything.
shit just keeps getting worse
>>83688940Good image to add to your filters for those who use such things, not once has it been attached to something that wasn't a shitpost
>>83688940oh shit thanks
>>83688942Okay. I thought that stuff always caused dramabombs to go off if I'm remembering that one artist that never named himself who drew all those (raccoon?) /ss/ pics. I guess people learn not to be surprised after a certain point.
>>83688957why are they like this?
>>83688822Oh lol, had double forgotten that one lmao! Hmmm, I do have an idea for a follow up...>>83688830Fuck, I had wanted to mess around with a fully fluffy Marrow! Ooh, I think I'm turning ADD in my old age...>>83688902Me too, bud :p
>>83688931He's only done this so far, which I think is fine as a joke, but it a line he's yet to cross.
>>83688942>SDS recreating the infamous krystal green in comic formIt'd never happen it could only be posted to baarag but just imagine...Dear GodSorry I just really like that green since it's the only story where the human male shares [spoiler]my name[/spoiler]
>>83688964I think that was mainly that the raccoon/guy looked kind of silly, so the "niiice" didn't hit and he got targeted only by people telling him to fuck off.
>>83688905Those are not twitter filenamesTwitter filenames looks like this
>>83688984To keep lighthearted. I'm still surprised the worst thing Scuds has ever drawn was a Monkey girl giving the human guy AIDS.
why do i always wake up to some kind of shitstorm?was previous thread calm at least?
>>83688997Basically yeah.Sucks cuz I just wanted to talk about Andrew & Helga after getting to the halfway point. Should've probably read Spare instead since that's more fresh.
>>83688994no those are twitter filenames i've downloaded stuff from there i would know
>>83688997It's just PissWhale shitting up the thread as usual
>>83688953This and all of the off-topic catfag schizo images - recursive hiding too
Crocodile Cabaret
>>83689016After Dark
>>83689016Awooga
>>83689016>>83689024Damn, look at that snoot. Oh and her breasts are good too.
>>83689016christ you pumping out art fast
>>83689016>>83689024Hell yeah
>>83689016>>83689024Something good to get us back on topic. I love her pretty red dress
Power just went out for a second, weird
>>83688995I don't think he is actually getting AIDS in this pic since it is spread through blood to mucous membrane contact and given how wet she is and the fact it is vaginal not anal the chance of chafing enough to bleed is negligible on the other hand the monkey is definitely getting pregnant Speaking of Scuds I'd probably die if he drew the red dress Bridgette with half lidded bedroom eyes straddling a guy
>>83689016That's a skinny waist! o_O;
he never used to get that much attention before he got in the server btw
>>83689088That sounds oddly specific...hope he's here somewhere.
Shake shake
>>83689153I want her to crawl into my pants and give me a rimjob while I'm out in public
>>83689160>rimjobshit taste, no pun intended
Can we add the catposter images to the filter
>>83689165Or a blowjob, mayhaps I went too far
I require does ASAP
>>83689180Very cute leopard girl.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHASUFFER YUROSCUMBURN, BOIL TO DEATH NIGGERS
I have made a decision.Every video game I ever make, even if it has literally nothing to do with hmofa or anthros at all, will come with a waifur. She'll be hidden away in the game files, you just gotta find her.I won't go on about the thing I've got in my head right now, but I'm thinking a cute collie soldier girl will work. Maybe I could make a waifur for each faction actually.
>>83689208Damn. Sorry to see that brits. But is that hmofa?
i unironically think i'm no longer attracted to human females anymore
>>83689208they'll have to return to the ways of their ancient ancestors
>>83689233I'm close to that point, rarely do I see one I actually like.
>>83689233this is a good thing anon
>>83689145God I hope not I wasn't kidding just imagining it got my heart racing if it actually was drawn I'd just die
>>83689238don't dox me like this pleasealso gimme chars to doodle and stuff
>Geneticists create waifurs on island>It devolves into a Jurassic Park scenario
>>83689264Scuds if you see any of this here's your chance to do something really funny
>>83689275when I keep "accidentally" falling into enclosure full of horny anthros
>>83689272Rebecca Chambers (from Resident Evil 0) as an anthro girl (bonus points if Billy is there as well).
>The Great Slumbering Lord Cthulhu has literally made an entire race of immortal fishwives that NEED human cock to reproduce>You still don't worship HimHuh?
>>83689272Dani the doodle poodle.
>>83689345Wrong old one, you want father Dagon and mother Hydra. But you are correct in female deep one/human male are the safer combo and easier breeding success.
>>83689395It's actually implied in At the Mountains of Madness that Cthulhu created both Dagon and Hydra.In any case, the Deep Ones do flat out worship Cthulhu too, so it wouldn't be wrong either way.
tsundere anthros
>>83689272Helga the Doberman in a cute girly outfit.
why are anthro fox girls so compatible with white human men
>>83689345>waifish comes home every full moon>rides my dick till I'm sore>takes off again without even trying the cinnamon cookies I've made for her>been like that for over 3 years nowI'm beginning to wonder if she really loves me, bros...
>>83689345Fish aren't hot.Are there any other anthro species in the Cthulhu Mythos?
not even slop can give me thiswhy even live?
>>83689479I mean, there's these things
>>83689345I don't want my kids to have that Innsmouth look to them.
>>83689500pure sexo
>>83689500Shotgun to the creature's face it is.
>>83689500I can fuck this.
>>83689473The loathsome fish cannot loveSome reptile and avian are capable of loveAll mammals are of course capable of love
Thinking back on the previous conversation about artist drawing heinous shit, aside from Jampalaga what artist has drawn the worst thing for the thread?Specifically for the thread, not something that was a commission or in another general, they made it for. Here.
>>83689529True.>This post was fact-checked by true /hmofa/ patriots
>>83689521>>83689523>>83689524They don't have genitals.In fact, the way they "reproduce" is by turning humans into snake people, or by cursing humans that their offspring will be snake people.
I love staring
>>83689529cope
>>83689569I reiterate:Shotgun to the creature's face it is.
>>83689548Tie between SketchyToasty and Wetchop.They both knew they were making c*ck art to attack the thread, it doesn't matter that it was a comm. It was still "for here" as you put it.
>>83689473Of course she loves you, if she didn't love you you would have been sacrificed and/or eaten by a shoggoth after the first mating.
>>83689569FUCKING TF FAGS!!!
>>83689615I mean, it is a horror story.
>>83689582love her spiky anime hair
>>83689569It has a mouth. Fangs be damned, my dick is going in there.
>>83689582Obligatory "she sees [...] penis".
Just lost a bunch of work because my phone decided to go into sleep mode after 5 seconds and the thing I was writing in sort of refreshed and nothing had been saved
>>83689345Would (You) worship a Great Old One whose calamitous waking would destroy society and kill 90% of humanity if He gave all the survivors cute anthro girlfriends afterwards?
>>83689652That's what you get for using smartphones. I despise them so fucking much.>oh your screen went off or you swtiched apps for one second?>OKAY YOU'RE NOT USING THAT I'M GONNA FORCE KILL THAT TO SAVE BATTERY SAVE BATTERY SAVE BATTERYNot even Windows 11 on a laptop pulls that shit, I'd trust my Win11 ThinkPad more than any fucking smartphone. Not to mention that it's a modern device so it doesn't need any aggressive power saving for good battery life, it's simply power efficient, period. Only smartphones utilize aggressive process killing without any consideration for what the user is doing as a good battery saving method, where in the end your battery will still get assraped by you simply going around and the radio constantly switching between BTS towers.Smartphones are literal nigger technology and you should never never never NEVER do ANY serious work on them.
>>83689691What species would he give
>>83689652>writing without auto saveHave you learned your lesson anon?
The rathttps://static1.e621.net/data/21/1c/211c003d2c3bb9d8d66e16171ff91e00.webm
>>83689746>mfw i instantly knew it would be this slut before opening the video
The cathttps://static1.e621.net/data/14/a5/14a53826500e4f2a524b1f5199f1f13d.webm
>>83689746>96MB for 1:25 videoChrist
>>83689694>>83689712I have learned my lesson the hard way. I should've just used my computer
The waifur who sold the world
Friday at last..........
>>83689790If nothing else use a Google doc or similar that will autosave while being accessible from both devices
>>83689817Or, you know, don't use nigger technology when you want to do actual work.https://youtu.be/rTzO-_Yl4d0
>>83689814the fop kind of friday?
>>83689817Gooe idea.>>83689828You're right, I'm a white person. I need to write my own word processor in C and use that instead.I'm not joking
>>83689861Or use WordStar 7.0.https://sfwriter.com/ws7.htmAnd get yourself a Model F keyboard as well.
>>83689746Alright, I gotta admit the leg lift and drop was pretty fucking smooth. The little ear wiggle was cute.
>>83689895mechanical keyboards are a huge memebut at least the model F isn't a tacky ricer art project like most "keeb" builds out there
chubby owl girl art drought
chubby canine art bounty
>>83689957The modern "hobby" is a meme where people spend retarded money on 60% memes only to use as vanity pieces. It's a whole another story when you want a mechanical keyboard to simply have a more enjoyable time typing, and the capacitive buckling spring is one of the most enjoyable keyboard switch mechanisms out there. Guess you could take a risk and get one of those beam spring repros with the solenoid from that NYC Jew to have a truly elevated typing experience, like you're using a classic typewriter.
I like quiet keyboards, 'nuff said
Quiet keyboards rarely feel good to type on, loud clack clacks are what tends to give the nicest typing experience.
i love this gremlin
>>83689986easy on the liver
>>83690079those must be some strong socks to resist those claws
>>83690007and then you enter the professional world where you have a laptop keyboard or company provided logitech k120 and you give up and decide they're good enough (or end up like these giganerds who take a "keeb" to work each day)
>>83689582>the face your waifur makes before wiping out her xenophobic clan
>>83690111this artist uses irl BBW models as a reference and I think that's neat! (even though BBWs are revolting)
>>83690113its foks magic
>>83690115Doesn't mean you shouldn't treat yourself to something nice at your own home. By that logic you should use the shittiest outdated Dell PC and a dogshit chair that'll give you backpains because that's what you get at your workplace.
>>83690154I bought a budget MKB with brown switches and its okay. Been using it for a few years now but I still don't understand why so many nerds go gaga over various microswitches, O-rings, lube, custom keycaps, etc
>>83690111you can stop posting if you're just going to be racist all day
If we're jawing about all this, might as well mention it.I got an HP office workstation PC from 2011 off the side of the road for free, still worked and didn't have any viruses or anything. I bought a random monitor off some guy and a cheap chinese keyboard off Amazon and put it all together, then installed Artix Linux on it like a fucking retard. First time I ever used Linux, talk about a trial by fire getting that thing to work.Now I use it to emulate old games, tinker around, and sometimes browse the internet. I also downloaded the entire /hmofa/ MEGA art archive onto it, although a lot has been added since I need to redo it. Also the desktop background is a screenshot of Sookie surfing.I am a white person, and I like the command line.
Snout
>>83690188It's because Browns are pretty mediocre switches. I've been using them for 6-7 years an now I'm waiting on a Model F repro to arrive cuz I'm tired of this keeb. Had to get cheapo keycaps just to keep it running due to how dogshit the originals were, and after so many years of constant use the switches developed chatter. It's not really repairable and if I wanted to get an MX-style keeb that I'd like I'd need to spend retarded money either way, so fuck it, Model F it is.
