Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and CaptionsNew weekly format editionPrevious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83407936/#83407936>Thread promptWith the holidays coming up, a tourist goes across the border to celebrate their own country's founding/independence and gets both a rude wake-up call and a wonderful evening from a local who gives it to them straight.>Thread questionWhat's your favourite cliche for two people meeting, and why?>Directory of captionershttps://pastebin.com/Jy7dzV1a>Boorushttps://joi.booru.orghttps://captions.booru.orgThese sites are closed to new members. If you are a member of these sites and want to help people upload their captions, be aware that images of more than 5,000 px on any side will fail to upload.>Basic caption creation guideshttps://pastebin.com/h7mudVkL>Capper (free caption making software)https://github.com/substantialpickle/Capper>Discord serversThe Caption Discord: https://discord.gg/bSzKxmz/d/ Caption Server: https://discord.gg/UjX4JufLet's Make Captions!: https://discord.gg/gfECt92The Stash: https://discord.gg/u982wqf246The Swirlin' Swarm https://discord.gg/XuxrDJjkaS
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/86779756
>>83700316A new battle school for girls had gotten attention recently, and with the Champion Cynthia unquestioningly supporting it after getting a 'private lesson', Hilda and Rosa had to find out for themselves just what the regimen was like. As Cynthia welcomes them and sizes them up for service- I mean battle gear, they start to have doubts and some questions. But Cynthia reassures them Master- I mean Sensei, will make everything clear once they step into the "Training room".
>>83700316You know a thing or two about demons and dealing with them so when you saw the world famous girl group/demon hunters having some trouble you got an idea. You get sex, they get help with their demonic boyband problem. Should have disable auto upload before taking the pictures. Probably wont be getting a call back.Original image https://files.catbox.moe/pxwtyl.png
Deergirl +++Airhead deergirl +++++
>>83700316You went to the beach for some fun in the sun, but that immediately got pushed to the back of your mind when you spotted the short and stacked villain, Mary Dahl. After finally catching you oogling her, Mary's eyes take a one-way trip to your groin as she notices you're so hyper-focused on her body, you haven't even bothered to hide the outrageously big bulge in your swim trunks.
>>83700207(v2 version of OP caption from last thread.)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64566721/chapters/165829606
>>83700348New Street Fighter caption!>Who would have thought that fighting in the street would lead to the police trying to arrest you!? A handsome young street fighter, and a favorite to win the entire tournament, discovers someone's tried to knock him out of the brackets, not by K.O., but by framing him for a crime!>The situation looks dire until he's rescued by none other than Chun-li, his fellow street fighter and rival in the tournament, and an Interpol agent at that! If anyone could hide him from the police, it's her― He just never imagined the way she'd do it!The hardest part of making this caption was by far the background. The original image was just the vertical, rectangular area in the center that I didn't put text over. And I just didn't know what to do with it. I tried putting normal columns on the side, columns that faded into the image with all different kinds of fancy effects, even some stylish triangular columns that I was hoping would look really snazzy. And none of them looked good.When I saw the OP caption when it was first posted in the last thread, I was inspired to try extending the image as a solution instead. I ended up liking that a whole lot better, and here we are!
>>83700207>TQDefinitely life-and-death situations, where one of them saves the other. Especially when the rescuee immediately falls in love with the rescuer. I'm a huge sucker for any story that starts like this.
Why do elves make such good wives for humans if they aren't made for it? Checkmate elf equalists.
>>83700316(You) are Anonymous Maximus, just an average ancient Greek civilian, but between your legs you have a great shame unfortunately you have a very large penis. Constantly you are the victim of humiliation for being so excessively endowed in fact you've even gained the unfortunate epithet of "knee-slapper" for the sound your titan sized dick makes as it swings between your legs. For your shame you plan to cast yourself into the ocean, but before then you find a naked purple woman hiding in your home. Apparently the strange woman only came to your home because she heard the rumors about your shame and wanted to confirm if the rumors were true. If she's just here to make fun of your big pecker why is she naked?
>>83700316Katrina gets knocked up by her fat, hung stud of a husband
>>83700316Private lesson with Miss Mordaut goes awry after a slight mishap during an alchemy lesson prior to yours.Despite her barely repressed lust she still holds the demeanor of a cold hag who has enough of this job, and even threatens to give you a failing grade if you manage to knock her up either on purpose or by accident
>>83700261Abby shouldn't be doing this.She's old enough to be their mother, but when these two young stallions start seducing the single mother of a daughter who just went off to college at a nude spa she cant help but revert to the bad habits that accidentally made her a mother in the first place and will do so again.TL;DR: Single mother gets knocked up again by studs half her age.Higher quality image: https://files.catbox.moe/cmfyk0.jpg
>no taking your were-gf on romantic walkies in the woodsreality is misery
Don't die
>>83700261>>83711958Either a sequel or stand alone. You are settling in as the new head of the Tremaine household, and the first thing you do in the morning is give your wife a good morning creampie. They were some uptight bitches at first, but now they coop in your presences and moun at your touch. Today, is Lady Tremain's turn to get most of the affection. She may have been modest at first, but your work has made her body get more voluptuous and her sweater puppies grow so much that it's hard to not ravish them when she walks by. She is going to enjoy today, because the day after is a day of rest, and the day after that is going to foursomes all day.
>>83706199>hides you from the cops>by sitting on your face>also takes care of your hard on for you afterwards tooI had no idea chun-li could be such a bro
>>83711881It's a shame cause I love older women banging younger guys, but if I took this I'd lose the horses and make it a one on one.Well good luck OP
Do you really love your girl if you refuse to fuck her lonely mother?fullhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/73352251
>>83700316This might be a bit out there but shooting my shot anyway...Your enthusiastic femboy stalker has a special present he made just for you: a jar filled to the brim with his thick, creamy cum. He worked super hard on it, as you can see from the solid ropes packed inside, and it's all for you to drink! So you better fucking drink it. Right now. He won't take no for an answer~.
>>83700316Chilli is quite the sly trickster. She's heard the complaints of her sister-in-law, Trixie, about her lack of satisfaction in bed. She's also seen her neighbor that being (you) stare at her thicc milfy body and try to conceal that gargantuan bulge of yours. So, to kill two birds with one stone, she invited you and Trixie over to her home while her family is out of the house. Just as Chilli predicted, you can't take your eyes off the pent-up milf, so she slyly informs Trixie of your wandering eyes and that monster between your legs.
Byump
>>83700316Not really a re-request, but it's my update on this request (below is my rewording for my own notes)>You've been in a relationship with Liz’s younger sister for a bit now. And while you've kept it mostly a secret, her mother (Miss Gordan) knows. And now with your friend away for university, you finally get to spend quality time with Nora. When you get up to her room, you see she is only wearing one of your old sweaters... And only your sweater. Her teasing gets you to unleash a bout of sex and breeding neither of you have experienced before.I'm working on it and just passed the 3k word mark. It looks like I'm writing another short story for this one. LMAO.
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>>83712785More wifewerewoofs are definitely needed.
Pep
damn
Captions uh. . .
>>83726522https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoDm_flnwxcMy guy needs to embrace melancholy. Poor angle, she looks like she could use a hug just as badly.
>>83718547Maybe this as a accidental creampie?
>>83726735She kinda thick not gonna lie
>>83726907Heh, yeah...accidental.
>>83726907Good stuff, but I'm a human male on furry woman fag. If I took it after my present project here >>83721356I'd edit the photo to be a human guy underneath her.
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>>83718886Oyakodon always hits good. God I want to impregnate a pretty lady and her impeccably shapely mom at the same time... or just one after the other, that's fine too! As much as it might cause jealousy, there's plenty of time to get it right!
>>83728018shitty edit
>>83707290>tfw sweet shit like this this turns me ongood lord I'm such a degenerate...
>>83700261renamon x anon please
>>83732170Ma'am, your bosom scares me
>>83721356Wait I'm confused, who are you fucking in this cap? Your girlfriend, her sister, or her mother?
>>83733882The sister. The other two are for later caps from waht he said.
>>83702793If you ever end up banging a herbivore try giving her a playful nibble (not a full on bite) in the neck right as she climaxes. She'll get off so hard she'll unleash that gorilla grip on your dick.
>>83730321Hell yeah, thanks
>oyakodon mentioned in chat
>>83700316It seems like every other week Amy is on her Sonic bullshit, and frankly you're sick of having to hear your friend cry about a guy who's clearly not interested. With all other options of convincing her to move on exhausted you bring her up to your room, pull down your pants, and pull out your tool that'll hopefully force that fast fuck out of her head permanently.
>>83700261Literallt just want an expansion of the idea in the original art here
>>83730321Nice. I'll start working on this request once I'm done with the fox sister.
>>83700261Balrog gf (wrongly) fantasizes about all the degenerate things she will experience under the ownership of her new (NOT MORGOTH) lord after losing her freedom in a game of poker
>>83745917>all that fireso would fucking her burn your dick off?
>>83747236No, unless she gets too excited
>>83747236Fire generated by monster girls in the Monster Girl Encyclopedia setting is magical and acts as an aphrodisiac when it burns the man the monster girl loves, rather than setting them on fire in a literal sense.
>>83721356nice im looking forward to it
>>83733097Vanilla is the ultimate fetish.
>>83750308Bnnuy
>>83750308True
>>83711881>>83726907>>83730321>>83744494Wolf Girl. I could put it in the Aurora series? The 'setting' (two caps) is very hmofa and so far centered around wolves as humanity's loyal companions. If you're interested, let me know. I also didn't want to step on your toes, foxman, if you're already working something up.Picrel.>>83740372The art's kind of meh, but I love the detail of using the scrolls.>>83745917Hm... Brave Gondorian Ranger realizes there's an alternative method to dealing with the evil servants of Morgoth and Sauron? Considering Tolkien himself explicitly stated that he felt it inappropriate to say that the Orcs were beyond redemption (owing to his Catholic faith), it's not infeasible for a Balrog GF to be similarly redeemed by love. It'd be a weirdly wholesome cap, but I'm not against the idea, fundamentally.Do you imagine this to be a pornographic parody where balrogs have always been cute girls or is it adjacent smuttish fanfiction where the base setting splits off? Basically, should the cap describe the Balrog being TF'd into a cute girl?
>>83753574The other cap in the Aurora "setting".
It's warm.Wish I was swimming.Beach cap bump.
>>83754638And part two.
>>83753574Smutty parody where they have always been titty monsters
>>83754915>>83753574Unless of course, the TF aspect would make it more batshit unhinged, i just think it would retract from the original idea of the cap but if it can be done without compromising the plot point (The absurdity of the situation) id say go for it!
>>83700207Source of the original pic?
>>83753574>>83753584>I also didn't want to step on your toes, foxmanI do not own anything here, and you are more than welcome to make a caption/story yourself as an artist.There have already been multiple caps for the same image, let alone more than one piece of art over the same subject.Live as you please Anon, the only people who get butt-hurt about "stealing" another idea are people who aren't even artists.Though stealing a work of art they had no place in making is different from writing or creating a piece of art inspired by another, I understand there can be nuance to my statement above. Point is:>Don't ask, just do it fag.
>try to join Swirlin' Swarm>unable to accept invite???
>>83757695Just trying to be polite, Mr. "just passed the 3k word mark". >>83721356 >>83754915>>83755098I'll think on it throughout the workday and see what I come up with. I like TF, so I'm always inclined towards it, but I'm not sure if it helps or hurts.
Rise
Gay elf bump.>>83756523https://e621.net/posts/5108983?q=duaseDoes say the artist name pretty clearly there. Capper edited it to extend the sides, someone else edited the hand.
>>83759591Its a fart server, wouldnt recommend it
>>83762679No, I also edited the hand. I can give the image with the extended sides, but I assure you that the blur effect is doing the Lord's work.https://files.catbox.moe/f111mk.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/6l73pj.psd
The high level hero was defeated by the demon queen in only one hit, but instead of killing him she decides to subject him to a crueller fate and makes him into her toy. She keeps him naked and chained in place in her dungeon, gently teasing him by tweaking his nipples and letting her pheromones overwhelm him, while never laying a hand on his permanently hard cock. She giggles and patronizes him as he slowly cums all his levels away handsfree, until he's nothing but a weak, pathetic level 1 hero. Once she's had her fun, she abandons him in her dungeon, leaving him permanently chained up and yearning for her touch again for eternity.
>>83765285Level drain is such an interesting thing.https://files.catbox.moe/4djrb9.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/jelqgg.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/ac1ls4.jpg
Plep
>>83768141Cap I saved with plap in the filename, just for (You).
>>83700261Gems consider the most valuable product from human civilization to be the ejaculate from human males; therefore, the need arose for human milkers, gems with the duty of collecting the spunk from their "bull". Amongst human milkers, none is more popular than Ruby for her bull is the most productive, most horny, produces the thickest best-tasting product, and has a huge member. Despite being a married working gal, having to constantly arouse a literal sex beast plagues Ruby's mind with many unfaithful unprofessional thoughts.
GladOS getting her circuits fried.
>>83763155Ah, I misread/misremembered what you said about the edits then. I still maintain that it was 100% worth the effort for that one, that cap looks far better than it would with plain flat-color sides.>>83771445I never got into inanimate TF as a horny thing, but I do find it interesting when it's depicted as something evil (or at the very least as a punishment).
>>83710754>>83733106+1
Going up
>>83772019I appreciate it! I just didn't want to give the false impression that "someone else did the weird looking hand" when I was giving the full bg. I'll take my lumps as a non-artist.>>83754915I think I've got my basic idea.It's notable that Tolkien was never quite certain how many Balrogs there were at the beginning nor how many were left. Accordingly, we simply know that there are some unaccounted for. Now, that doesn't give me cart blanche to simply say that it's modern day, or it might as well not be connected at all. However, we can put it clearly in the 4th age, after the War of the Ring. Several notable things happen.1. It's the Age of Men. That's fun to play with in a cap like this.2. Mordor is being recolonized by the forces of men. Good, evil place for a balrog to have been hiding AND for a suitably heroic person to be. Still thinking a Gondorian Ranger.3. The leaving of the elves and fading of magic. Tolkien treated the history of Middle Earth as a sort of prequel to our own written history. Accordingly, with the magic fading, the big scary Balrog loses a lot of power and becomes a cute monstergirl. Think of it as something akin to how 50's sci-fi giant ants can't exist because there simply isn't enough oxygen in our air anymore. So a ranger of Gondor, as part of the colonization efforts of Mordor, runs into a scary Balrog lady and, in a moment of panic, offers a game, similar to Bilbo's game with Gollum. The Balrog, a prideful creature, accepts. She gloats about how she's going to use (you) to be the next evil overlord (overlady) and such. Cut later to the first image where she's all flustered as her master dresses her in cute clothes and she can't help but think of all the degenerate things they do. Eru redemption mentionMy apologies for a (you) without a delivery, but you don't specifically ask for it to relate to Tolkien if you wanted something lazily thrown together. So I was trying to give it my best shot at linking it into things.
>>83773994>So I was trying to give it my best shot at linking it into things.Nonsense, you clearly put much more ideas and reasoning on a simple shitpost request i asked on a whim, i honestly didnt expect a single response much less the attenttion of a capper.That sequence of events sounds funny/cute enough for what my imagination cooked up, big bad girls flustering at the first stance of being shown love is my weakness
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Does anyone know this Guy? I have been trying to look for him these last 3 days. If you guys have any information regarding him please let me know, i would apreciate it so much
>>83700316Slappy is seriously regretting coming to this party cause not a soul seems to recognize her, they just want to talk to Bugs Bunny's broad and that Disney rabbit cop. The old squirrel was planning to drown her hazbin sorrows in sparkling champagne until you came along. You're Slappy's biggest fan (in more ways than one), so despite the heavy security, you hopped the fence just to get a chance to meet your favorite star and celebrity crush.
>>83783061I have no idea who that is or why you're asking here.Have a frog girl cap.Also bump.
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>>83700316Undercover Carmelita mistkes you for the target and gets a little too into extracting 'information'.
Rise from your grave
Anyone there?
>>83785789Werent there other parts to this? Or were those other mother daughter caps.
>>83793598There were indeed. Technically four others.
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>>83793730This is a different take, if memory serves. Haven't read the two back to back in a million years...
>>83793754Then, finally, this one before >>83785789.
I like catgirls. I still refuse to watch RWBY.
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>>83793627Thank you for sharing the various pieces. I didn't realize they were a series.>>83776230Glad you like the idea. It's a busy few days on my end, but I'll give a shot by the weekend.
>>83801727Not a problem, and they are indeed.
>>83800541bnnuy!
>>83700348New month, new cap.
Does anyone have a caption that had this image? I remember that it described the reader's relationship with each of the girls before and after a change in their personalities.
>>83810524Oh, whoops, I accidentally posted the WIP version.There's no difference yet between that "potential v2" and this normal version except one of the periods in the top right is replaced with a paint splatter.Since I've gone and shared it anyway, which do you guys prefer?I still haven't decided myself.
>>83700348And another one, to try and start the month off strong!
