/hfur/ generalPost and discuss your favorite furry dickgirls, herms, shemales and futas.Contribute to the thread with pics, stories and banter.Story Mega:https://mega.nz/folder/ykQBFSYL#zh7eqcM4bPCjbrR9KPP33g
>She mocks you for being shorter than her (she measures to the tips of her upright ears)>She ridicules your hairless body (she snuggles to 'keep you warm')>She says you're weak without claws (she once forgot to file hers down and tore the bedsheets)>She trash-talks your lack of a tail (hers is so fluffy she needs a special car seat)>She lampoons your "humie smell" (she picked out all your cologne)>She jokes about your dummy haircut (she asked the barber to cut it this way)>She laughs at your nerd hobbies (she met you because of them)>She needles you for being a weakling (she struggles opening a pickle jar) >She belittles the size of your balls (she complains hers get in the way every time she sits down)>She laughs at the difference in penis size (she dresses modestly at all times to hide her big girl-schlong)>She flexes on you for cumming so little (no man outcums a futa)>She belittles your skill in bed (she is a moaning mess within twenty minutes every time)>She heckles your flat chest (she cracks up every time she does and can't keep a straight face)>She can't believe you take all this abuse she dishes out (she gets embarrassed and asks permission every time she talks like this)>She brags how virile she is (you've had three kids with her so far)
>>83707493sounds cute, I'd love a braggart wife who's actually a total softie
>>83707493Patrician-grade greentext
faggots
Kill hyperfags
>>83712463i wish i were under that desk rn
>>83710907>>83713458Glad you liked it
I believe in Herm Supremacy!All men must kneel!
>>83750039I don't kneel to trannies.
>>83765715She looks like she works out at her human boyfriend's house.And the library.
You guys have shit taste.
>>83750039>>83750777I believe in Yeen Supremacy!The only thing superior to a Yeen, is TWO Yeens!All males will submit to the Yeen Matriarchy!
>>83771027>>>/beta/
>>83717599word
>>83771027>anon you're going to sensitivity training because you respond with yeened.com to every customer comment
>>83783201>mutual blowjobunf
>>83791301>my girlfriend is a queen>>a xenomorph queen>she's been laying more eggs in me than usual>my ass hurts....
betas are awful
>>83717599She looks very nice
>>83707493Need a wife like that but she's the top in the relationship and mpreg'd me.
>>83800652my dreams of an equal partnership with a herm who puts octuplets in my manwomb will sadly never be fulfilled
>>83800835We can cope together on that dream>octuplets in my manwombImaging the pregnancy hormones making you look like a Milf after that.
>>83803639wrong thread