jax unabstracted by the affini when they arrive after 500 years

>>83708745
Give or take a little data corruption but yeah

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bipp

Do you guys think Affini air conditioning tech is good? Asking for no particular reason

>>83711100
They avoid heating up the atmosphere by storing all the heat from inside your hab in a bucket that you have to periodically empty. Don't just dump it out the window, you can get in trouble for that.

>>83711100
They wouldn't get here if they didn't petal

>Vine slowly starts to curl around one of my thighs.
>That's odd we usually cuddle a few hours from no- oh my god she's listening to it again.
>Every few months she listens to the recording of my distress signal from when she first found me and every time it ends up like this.
>"Petal please just a quick listen?" She'll ask, she never forces it because she knows I always end up saying yes anyways.
>And then I'm pulled into a cuddle vortex all while she points to her favorite parts.
>"Oh and here! Look at how the sound wave does a little jump when your voice cracks for the first time."
>She claims the recording is "A perfect shrine to her floret." and "Shows the entire spectrum of how you used to act in times of stress." Something she finds endlessly fascinating because of how little to non-existent times of stress now are.

Affini that pinches you when you think about money, you aren't her Floret, so she doesn't actually know, but you do think about less.

>>83708390
that's all it takes for some pre-florets

floret who seems to be, somewhat pointlessly, a communist

>>83714489
It's cute how passionate they are!

floret who pretends to be (is?) a satrap from ancient persia. they regularly harass you with their prodigious cavalry and demand you pay the caliph's tax

So like, can I use wood from the Affini to make instruments?

Affini rosewood guitar that actively gets the person playing into the proper drugged out state for full music enjoyment.

>>83715929
Its more likely that they themselves would make the instrument for you, but they would likely be innately biorythmized

>>83715929
it sounds kind of cool to have things made from affini heartwoods. affini who presents your putative domestication contract to you in a box carved from her wood...

>>83716679
Mommy that makes you a music box of the first lullaby she ever sang while rescuing you...

>>83716764
wga,,,

floret that outlives their Affini. The Affini was nearing the end of their seventeenth bloom and was fully expecting the rebloom to go smoothly, but it just failed. Their last words to their scared floret was a promise that everything was going to be okay.

>>83717780
If the floret knows some arborism they could propagate her from a branch cutting, she won't keep her memories after she regrows, but she will have the same biorhythm and most of the same personality traits and intrests by her first bloom. Technically sooner, but most saplings aren't speech capable and only really care to absorb nutrients and information.

Floret that was very fully anticipating they would die in the void of space after getting discovered by their crewmates for having given away their position to the enemy only to tumble right into her mistress's arms because she's had their ship in her fleet carrier deck for weeks.

Affini that leans REALLY hard into the predator/prey themes when playing with their floret

>>83720947
Affini who swallows their floret for extended periods...

>>83716764
>You make the mistake of telling her about april fool’s day
>On April 1st she swaps it for a fake that plays “join us for a bite”

>>83717780
Whoa! Imagining this happening to me and me earning the title of most scared and traumatized floret ever!

>>83722423
Affini with a deliberately flesh-like interior that secrets a very mild acid...

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>>83722558
>Can’t even become someone else’s floret because they’ve been implanted
Class-O time, baby!!!

>>83722915
I can't remember what my source is on this, but I'm pretty sure another affini can insert their core sample into an already-inserted implant and take over as the respective floret's owner.

>>83723436
But their actual affini who they loved is gone forever why would they want someone else who will never care about them or love them or make them happy the same way

>>83723926
My Affini is DEAD
I don't want a new owner...
I want to FUCK

>>83723926
Floret becomes one of the 50 implant failures

>>83723987
:(

>>83723987
Complications. They're complications, not failures.

>>83724029
>>83724194
It sure feels like a failure to them!!!

>>83724507
There's still a solution, several actually, including literally time travel

>>83724194
sweet, spacey floret with an implant that has overgrown into some essential parts of their brain and body. their owner loves them so, so much and takes very careful care to make sure those disabilities do not impair her florets happiness or comfort for even a moment. this little floret is so, so loved; more than they can comprehend.

indie who is being (facetiously?) babytrapped by an affini

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Affini posting about their florets on the overnet

Me showing my affini this thread with absolute panic and terror asking her if there’s any chance she’ll die during her rebloom or forget about me or anything else tragic like that!

>>83726336
You being gently reassured that her chances of dying while reblooming are at most between 0 and 1% and the fact that its a fundamental impossibility that she'd ever forget you.

>>83726336
that was fiction actually, it doesn't really happen

>>83726982
OVER AN IMMORTAL LIFETIME THAT IS WORRYINGLY HIGH
>>83728726
Would not stop me from getting scared of it

>>83729732
True! Which is why its good that there's so many ways to get around it! You're mommy probably already owns and has you linked to her post temporal anchor, so if she does ever go away forever, and you follow sometime shortly after, she'll be there waiting for you at the end of ever!

>>83729732
Everybody's gotta die someday
Who wants to live forever?

>>83730232
Me!!! I was digitized!!! I would be around without her!!!
>>83729963
Yeah but let’s say she dies mid rebloom and I’m still alive and inconsolable. The other affini wouldn’t just let me die.

>>83730259
Not there on the spot no, you would still be guided towards making the most of the life you have left. Mostly because its what your mistress would want.

I’m taking screenshots of this thread and sending it to my affini so she can help me feel better about this somehow

>>83730721
>Does this mean we're gonna die mommy?
>>Don't worry about it, petal. [Pop-up Notification: Treat dose dispensed]
>yay :)

>Mommy is it true you might die during a rebloom leaving me alone to either be floreted by another affini or die?
>Mommy is it true that you basically already die during reblooms?
>Mommy please help I’m scared
>Mommy!!!
But their affini never responded… she had died in re-bloom that very second… Soon her floret would re-learn what it is to be scared, sad, and alone… They would never again be loved the way she loved them…

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Me reading this scary shit

>>83730980
Walking into an affini's hab and seeing a serval or a wolf or something and having no idea if that's a normal animal they have or if their floret decided to be like that.

>>83731029
I would be an anthro serval so there would be no confusion there but I would be sad and terrified which would be unusual for a floret. So you might still be confused.

And here we see some clear examples of post-Accord addiction to despair. Worry not, the Affini Compact has yet to encounter a case of this that was not fully curable with time and the correct xenodrugs.

>>83731029
>having no idea if that's a normal animal they have or if their floret decided to be like that
what's the difference?

>>83731056
Sure, but really all roads lead to asking the owner if I can pet it.

>>83731067
It'll make a big difference if they suddenly ask if you want to fuck their dog.

>>83731151
>It'll make a big difference if they suddenly ask if you want to fuck their dog.
fair, but you never know with some people

>>83731151
She would say if I’m okay with it
I would say yes but be nice ok

Thread that bumps

>>83717780
>>83726336
what happens to implants when Affini die? Does it just go silent? Or is some part of them still alive within you?
Seems prudent to keep a backup phylactery in your floret. Could they maybe rebirth their fini, or is it just horrible and sad?
Do affini just hate solving death?

>>83733984
I think they just don't feel like putting their resources into cheating death when their ultimate goal is Universe Ascension, an act that would not only eliminate death entirely, but would also bring back every single person that has ever died.

I've asked the Affini how they're going to stop the Earth from falling out of space from the sheer weight of all the people who would suddenly appear on it, but they don't have an answer. They aren't thinking of the ramifications...

>watching the florets in this thread contemplate their mortality and question the limits of the care that the Affini as a whole can bring them again.

I've always felt like, if there was a significant enough risk to their own life, an affini would upload a digitized copy of themselves just to be sure you wouldn't have to live without them.

In addition to any other affini who likely have become close with you due to your owner making sure you properly socialize and bond with her plant friends. It's hard to have only one affini invested in your wellbeing while within the compact.

submitting to other florets

plommy who erases her floret's ability to conceptualize death so they feel more safe and secure.
floret who does not gradually come to recognize that there is a thing called death which takes some people away forever, and then that it comes for all people, eventually. floret who does not know what it means for life to disappear, nor can theorize where it would go. floret who is forever an ignorant child playing in the world of their elders.

>>83734423
I’m actually contemplating the loss of my affini, of which there can okay ever be one, and the horror and tragedy of being mind controlled into being just as happy and fulfilled without her around because florets aren’t allowed to be truly sad forever.
>>83736082
Floret who just doesn’t want their affini to die and leave them alone and virtually immortal for an unknowable period of time until something happens I don’t know I always thought universal ascension was kind of goofy.

Affini who forks themselves to create a holofini to take care of their floret if the worst we're ever to happen to them.

floret who dealt with the grief of losing their Affini by having their memories wiped to live as an independent.

"Indie" who finds a weird drone in a box at the back of their storage closet that projects a holographic Affini who's even more overbearing and nosy than most real Affini, but keeps it around since it knows some really good compiler recipes.

reblooming cant fail stop scaring the florets

>>83736782
How is being mind controlled into bliss by a second plant any different than the first?

>>83737445
Terrans have a naturally engrained fear of death from having developed on such a violent planet, and a pattern cognition ststem that prioritizes being afraid to respond to the myriad dangers of their planet.
Another example of the immense damage of obligate sapience!

>>83737576
This is why I always have my new terrans' amygdala pruned first thing.

ringing bells and making clicker noises at random florets to see what they are pavlov'd to do

>>83738211
i stopped doing tbis after the clicker made a floret piss themself :/

>>83738211
Much more fun to do to indies; see who's gonna be a floret in a week. Or an hour, if an affini happens to be nearby.

>>83738290
i would do it more after that not less

Independent that does everything they can to avoid domestication despite clearly needing it - not because they're scared of it, but they see themselves as unworthy and would rather that someone else gets that help instead

>>83739765
thankfully and ironically, chronically and desperately doing all you can to avoid domestication, makes them huge domestication bait

If you gotta actively try to not get domesticated rather than it come naturally, you oughta be - and will be - domesticated sooner or later, at the minimum wardshiped

Pathetic, sopping wet-cat independent terrified of affini and loud noises and florets and the dark and... well, everything really. The only reason they haven't been domesticated yet is that there's a large group of affini quibbling over who gets to have them.

>>83740088
Collective domestication while rare, is a thing...

>>83740808
Sending a dozen affini to converge on them at once is probably the best way to deal with an easily startled seed

indie that cant help but stare with a mixture of curiosity, temptation and longing when they walk past the domestication center
but are otherwise entirely normal and functional

Terran with serious self-esteem issues who gets summoned to the vet because it's suspected that they're keeping quiet about some kind of illness or injury, but being the kind of person who doesn't want to bother anyone for anything, they suffer in silence. The vet doses them with class Ds to get them to be honest about their condition. The terran fesses up about the pain and symptoms they have, sure, but this gets followed up with an absolute torrent of spiralling self-deprecation, violent fantasies about being seriously harmed and emotional statements about their own lack of worth, tears streaming down their face the whole time. They get flagged up for emergency involuntary domestication on the spot

Floret with a penis that seems to have an entirely sperate intelligence and personality

floret with an enigmatic penis

>>83745566
Physically or emotionally?

Floret with a non-euclidian penis

floret with a backup penis

>>83748964
Sort of an Anis and Bnis?

>>83749052
Rumors are there's a Cnis somewhere too...

Floret with a better penis they swore was around here somewhere...

Affini who looks at you, sighs and says "get up here", motioning you over. You scramble up into her lap and cry while she holds you. You don't know how she knew you needed this - you've never seen her before - but you don't care.

Penis with a perfectly normal floret.

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>>83750192
affini are so kind

>>83751240
Is the beeple plush guaranteed with the pod? I really want a beeple plush...

>>83751419
you can compile one now, if you like. look up 'adorable class-C infused beeple plushie for florets', it's the first result

>>83751454
Thank you...
Its very soft...

>>83708519
>Isn't this a lovely edition?
I can't escape this fucking rabbit...

>>83751955
I can't either!
My only recourse is to make it as many other peoples' problem as I can and acknowledge NOTHING about the implication!
You're welcome!

>>83751240
If the affini came I think I'd end up acting bratty like that so that they come up with shit like this to do to me.

affini who forces you to watch brain-degenerating short form video content slop

If you find candid clips of yourself on florttube, and they always have some nickname for you in affini, don't look up the translation. You don't want to know. You think you do, but you really don't.

floret with no penis

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>>83753313
Asking my affini what the nickname other affini keep using for me means and sneezing because she got pollen on me all of a sudden

>>83739765
scarcity mindset, immediate correction

>>83754201
impossible

indie having a wellness check called on them after they wake up from a nightmare and cry in their bed for half an hour

>>83632327
this is really really hot

>>83756064
Indie that wakes up being cuddled tightly by their Affini neighbor that still refuses to believe that night terrors are harmless.

cute terran noises compilation 1.57B views

>>83756867
>5 days ago

>>83754468
pollen piper

Floret that always has pollen on her penis

floret who died again

You kind of want to skip her funeral this week, but last time you didn't show up she cried and her Affini kept bothering you about it

Floret that just really likes sleeping in coffins

>be me
>Osage Idhe, third bloom
>no florets
>they're adorable and all, but they just seem like so much effort to maintain
>prefer to visit friends' pets instead
>one day get called "auntie Osage" by a precious terran sophont that lives in an adjacent hab
>every floret in the hab block knows me as auntie Osage by the end of the week
Adorable little petals, they are

Indie that can't read the sign on the door but really wants to get in the building, but keeps being placed back outside.

>>83761643
have you tried getting teary-eyes or whining when they try to move you out? maybe cling to one of them and cry if they make you let go? affini are weak to these sorts of things.

>>83761687
I've full on cried about it! But they won't let me in!!!
They sat outside with me until I felt better, and I got to go home with a plushie that's really soft, but I wanna be in there damn it!

>>83761772
hmm... maybe you could write and present a little essay on why you should be allowed to wander around? or you could get a guide? if you keep being persistent about it they might let you in for a little while. keep whining cutely soldier!! dont give up!!!

>>83762105
Maybe that could work...
I might try climbing too, see if I can get in from the top or a vert somewhere...

>>83761643
I hate hate hate hate when they have the little sign that says no florets allowed because we’re too distracting. I know you have search and rescue florets in there, or something! I want to wander around the operations center and fall asleep on stuff!!! “Oh no it would be too distracting” so what!!! You have a cafe in there or something and it’s really tasty food I just know it!!! Scratch scratch scratch at the door scratch scratch meow meow!!!!!

>>83758286
What does that mean
Walking around asking random affini what it means if your flortube nickname for totally sfw videos is “pollen piper” because genuinely what does that mean

>>83762393
the only conceivable reason they would want to keep you out is because they hate you, personally. there're tons of treats and xenodruggies and playmates inside that building, and they're trying to keep them from you because they hate you.

>>83762724
AAAAAA I KNEW IT I KNEW IT *scratches at the door meows scratches at the door meows scratches at the door…*

Terran trailing off as they see their affini therapist writing 'cute, high needs, cute, recommend domestication, very cute, so cute' in the reflection of her notebook in the mirror behind her desk as they talk

area 51-style occupation of a random affini office building by several dozen terrans convinced there's... y'know, something interesting... inside

>>83762916
You're getting picked up and placed a reasonable distance away because they hate you!
You're getting put in the floret play pen outside because they hate you!!!
You have to bite them!!
Bitebitebitebitebite!!!!!

>>83762978
The human equivalent of this is opening the door to your office building and your workspace being flooded by a mob of cats btw

>>83762978
>Server Complex Raid Compilation - Terrans NEED Answers!
>2.5T Veiws 1.4T Likes
>Comments
>Awwwwww!! Its just too cute how they get so mad when you point at the sign! - 1.46B Likes
>There's no way its just a bunch of boring computer stuff!! LIES!!!! 2.8B Likes

>>83762994
No… no!!! They don’t hate me!!! That’s too far!!! They just don’t understand, that’s all!
I HATE the floret playpen though I HATE it I’m not a little sprout and I literally can just jump over the wall and run right back to the door!!! They even smile when they toss me in there and see me roll around for a second before jumping out and booking it back to the door! Because they’re evil!!!
We’ve been doing this for half an hour now and three different affini have come out to carry me over and toss me in, then run back and shut the door before I get there. Once they left it open enough that I probably could have run inside but I was purring I mean panting pretty hard so I flopped on my back outside the door and they reached a really sturdy squishy vine through for me to wrestle with and bite which was nice. They can’t be all bad. But I know you have fun stuff in there let!!! Me!!! IN!!!

Sometimes reading these threads makes me really want physical touch that is currently inaccessible, which is frustrating. I want a hug... I can't get a hug, I'm at work...

>>83763201
You HAVE to bite them...
When they're coming outside to carry you away you HAVE to BITE them...
Its the only way you'll be able to scramble inside and get to the secrtets!! The ONLY WAY!!!!

>>83763266
Sometimes I fantasize about stuff like that ending with an affini literally reaching through time and space to grab the poster in question and give them a long overdue petting session until they’re thoroughly comfortable and loved.

>>83763287
But nonny!!! They’ve been so nice to me and even brought me water and fruit and one of them took my order when they were going out for sandwiches and got me two mini bags of chips even though I didn’t ask for them!!! Yes they are evil misguided terrors who are denying me access to a world of fun beyond my wildest dreams but!!! They remembered I like barbecue sauce and pepper jack cheese they can’t be all bad! Biting is scary what if they stop picking me up and telling me how soft I am and what a good floret I am…

Advanced affini discombobulation techniques

>>83763332
Sitting with you and petting you exactly how you like while you eat the tastiest sandwich ever and they vine feed you hot honey pretzel chunks. Asking if you want juice or coffee when they go out next time. Letting you talk all about your owner and why she’s the best finni ever…

(Kitty saga should end with nonny’s owner coming to get him and carrying him around inside before they leave, like when you lift a cat up to let them sniff stuff they can’t usually reach)

>>83763382
i fear how embarrassingly cringey I would behave after a few years of this kind of enabling treatment

>>83763327
Its your ONLY chance of getting inside!!!
You won't have any chance of getting in if you don't BITE them!!!
You HAVE TO!!!!!!!!
BITEBITEBITEBITEBITE!!!!!!!
You can say that you're sorry after you find out all the secrets, but really they should be apologizing for having kept them from you in the first place.
I know it isn't easy... bit it has to he done...

>>83763400
I would go hard into full kitty mode immediately. No question. I would probably still be able to act normal-ish around other indies and being a cat floret would mean I’m still reasonably independent but if my affinit showed up with, say, a ham and cheese croissant sandwich with a coffee and my favorite cookie (large chewy ginger molasses with sugar on top) I would leap into her vines without question.
At least I’d be able to have full bodymods to look like an anthro cat or catboy so it would make sense.

>>83763400
*I fear how extremely cutely

>>83763400
Telling the affini doing your wellness check that you don't want to be domesticated because florets are 'cringe lolcows'

>>83763470
Smash cut to said floret getting scritches and belly rubs making all of the dumbest faces...

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>>83763418
Ok! OK!!!! The next time one of them picks me up I’m gonna do it!!! I’ll bite them right on the vines and jump down before the door shuts and run inside and get all the treats!!! I feel really bad about this but youree right it’s the only!!! Way!!!!
Here I go!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

>>83763577
>She is–!
>Entirely unfazed... well not entirely, but cooing over how cute you are is not condusive to getting inside and getting their supersecret treats.
>Plant fibers are actually really tough, and aparently even tougher when the plant boders on entirely invincible, who would've thought right?
>Biting does mean that its sadly time to go home though, so your mommy has to come and take you from the finni you bit,
>They do understand how badly you wanted to get inside at least so you do get a "fly through" tour, where you can see all the incredibly boring server racks, and their flashing lights and noises, but all the same lights are flashing so honestly its even more boring!
>Not treasure... No treats... A few waves from Affini looking at screens and pressing buttons but... nothing cool...

>>83763400
as if it would take years

>>83763823
forking my new floret, putting them to sleep, and waking them up to meet their unrecognizable self after a week of loving plampt attention

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>>83763771
>At first I’m just happy the especially kind looking finni wasn’t actually hurt by me biting them, but then oh no she’s saying things like “fiesty” and “over-stimulated” and that means we do actually have to stop playing even though I wasn’t done…
>I mean she does throw me back in the floret playpen and let me jump out and into her arms while mommy is getting here but there’s no run for the door so it’s not the same anymore…
>They compiled me some more food which was nice and by the time mommy is here I’m pretty full and a little tired actually so the air jail tour they give me is perfect!
>I very thoroughly sniff and inspect and sometimes bap the various office materials and supplies as they carry me through, pausing to let me purr and rub on the few affini who took breaks to go outside and play with me
>I start to get a little sad… there never was any treasure… no secret xenodruggies or treats or playmates or anything… I bit a poor innocent affini for this and there wasn’t even anything there!!!
>They don’t seem angry at all but I feel angry damn it!!! Angry at MY SELF!!!
>For three seconds until all of them start petting me at once and then
>………w ho aow…..
>…..purrrr….. purrrrrr….. purrrrr…… ppprrrrrrurrrr…………
>Don’t even notice as mommy gently squishes me up against her core for a long nap……..
>Don’t hear the affini thanking mommy for letting me play with them, saying it was the most fun they’d had at work all week
>Someday I’ll find the secret building full of cool stuff… One of them has to be it! I just know it…

brutal cuddlesnuggle incident causes floret sleepiness in six districts tonight, channel one reporting

yea post scarcity's nice but it cant scratch that same itch that getting a phat paycheck after being poor for years can

>>83764480
It's okay, love. I can inject a recreation of the chemicals your sweet little grey tissue was making when you opened that letter into your brainstem whenever I like.

Hab AI which has seemingly broken some kind of internal safety boundary and has locked the doors and windows, shut off your internet, and is only compiling drugged food. It keeps calling you 'sweet and kidnappable'

Affini who gets really forceful with me about not having a low opinion of myself (and regrettably learns that this turns me on)

>>83764480
This is exactly what moc jobs are for!

>>83765121
but it is not the having the go to work that i crave
but the feeling of number that usualy small suddly big number

>>83765268
You get that part too!
Big check of moneis!!!!

monopoly money for terrans who are doing a poor job adjusting

>>83765482
They can spend it in stores and prompted to transition to card transactions!

>>83765550
CASHIER SAID THAT WILL BE 17.46
I SAID OK
RESPONDING WITH ZERO HESITATION OR MERCY I PAID THE AGREED UPON PRICE AND TOOK THE ITEM THAT WAS RIGHTFULLY MINE

floret who's getting put down next week and invited you to come. She apologizes for it just being a "boring" injection; her Affini won't let her have her head ripped off and launched through the air like she wanted.

>>83765581
Good job!!
Remember to use your deals card next time for even more savings!

>>83765987
I hate this please don’t post things like that

>>83765987
lame affini

>>83766315
Its a sex thing
She's really into snuff but she has lots of back ups

>>83766315
The flort is 498 years old, and comes from a species that normally only lives about 30. They're very sick. It's time.

>>83765987
Floret head trebuchet ride at the affini amusement park.

>>83766458
Relatable! People are openly fantasizing about all the bad ends they think the Cyberpunk shota documentarian will be subjected to, and it's making me irritable! Why can't I die as often as I want?

>>83766458
Okay that’s fine actually I totally get it but I’m still not going sorry.
>>83766554
Why would they be sick oh wait is that part of the fetish? Ok I guess…

>>83766594
Is there an affini amusement park with some of the bad ends that I like or are they all scary ones that would make me cry

>>83766707
I don't know what rides they'll have, but I requested a 30 minute dark ride and I'm patiently awaiting it

>>83766747
Where’s the form are they still taking suggestions? Can I submit my queen succubus soul drain audience participation dinner show or my ultra extreme story coaster that probably nobody will ride except me? Is there still room for “the dragon tf experience” where everyone who joins is slowly turned into actual dragons over the course of the day and gets to live a simulated life as a dragon when the transformation completes?
What about a drugplay intox consensual noncon satyr musical show is there room for that?

i like to stay at home with my owner and cuddle. sometimes we watch a movie

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>>83766839
Comfy…

>>83766886
AGH

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>>83766919
Floret with a FAT FUCKING ASS who lets you kiss it and be smothered by it sometimes even though you’re an indie

>>83766980
Writing "Thank you for your service" on the fat fucking floret ass and saluting it as a single tear rolls down my cheek

>>83767103
Asking permission to eat it out for gratitude purposes only of course…

Floret with a really tiny cute cock that turns into a gigantic throbbing stinky leaky schlong when he’s turned on and takes a really long time to cum and when it does it’s like a full two minutes minimum for his orgasm to end and it’s strong enough to actually kill an unimplanted terran and his affini has special pleasure grafts so she can play with him in public and not make too much of a mess

Floret from an asexual species that constantly demands to be bred.

>>83768716
terrans

affini who saves u from the heat wave by commanding her ship to destroy the sun

Overnet videos ranking cute terran noises

>>83770728
4. sneezing
3. the little mumble after waking up
2. intense sexual violation
1. yawning

Making my affini sad by accidentally revealing I have internalized homophobia

Making my affini sad by admitting I don't think Class-G's will work on me

>>83772784
>>83772875
Making your affini happy with all the fun surprises she can show you!

>>83773808
Making my affini sad by saying I don't think I want big bouncy bazongas

>>83774177
Making your affini happy because you get to try all different sizes until you find the ones that make you happy!

Trying to explain to the Affini who's watching your TTRPG session that the skeletons are not like the necromancer's florets

Commenting "Leftists can't comprehend this." On a video of a floret being pampered and cared for by an Affini and receiving a lot of backlash.

>>83775171
It is standard procedure that you are informed that your Address has been rooted and BXWC agents will arrive shortly for questioning.
Othering is acknowleged as a high risk feralist thought.

>>83775083
they are though

>>83775224
loll get fucked rightoid

>>83775777
The same applies to you, do expect a knock.

>>83775825
n-no- hey-

>>83775923
Its for your own good petal, they'll only have a few questions, and you'll be able to go along woth your day like nothong happened at all!

>>83775678
Mindless slaves? Sounds about right

>>83775970
you've never pampered your skellies?? bad necromancer...

>>83776248
ethical necromancer who raises people from the dead so that she can pamper them and make them her adored, sweet little pets while also binding them completely to her will

>>83776314
Depending on your outlook you either dragged the dead back from the afterlife into a life of servitude or used their desecrated corpse as a soulless killing machine
Either way, there's no room for "love & care" in the equation
You know, because you're evil

>>83776439
there's plenty! the afterlife isn't that good for a lot of people, you know. i assume. jeez, 'life of servitude' is so dramatic. you sound just like them. >:u close-minded people like you frustrate me. you'd be better off as one of my skeletons

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>>83776515
wgho's the, which ones. ehiee the floret

>>83776483
Weren't you JUST talking about binding the dead to your will?

>>83776571
being bound to my will isn't a bad thing. i'm literally nice :/

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>>83776527
in my head the floret is the one sniffing because i want that to happen to me very badly
in reality the floret is probably the one seducing a poor horny indie by presenting their impossibly perfect and hot and nice smelling package for worship

>>83776248
I don't even treat the skeleton that's currently inside of my body with respect

>>83776439
The afterlife is just more life, there's no single individual god just another jungle.
I'd much rather be a skeleton than eaten.

>>83776691
I'll treat it better. come here.

Telling my affini I’m really scared of “prison planet theory” and seeing what she does

>>83776753
pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet

>>83776753
Mistress somberly explaining to you how the archons were one of the very few species the Compact had to declare war against and fight to extinction...

>>83776783
Okay yeah that’s a good solution because honestly it has been making me actually scared just a tiny bit lately
>>83776823
Whoa, suddenly I am the Affini Compact’s strongest supporter. That’s fucking bad ass.

>>83776614
Even if that's true, I'm not gonna hinge my existence on the wishes of one guy

>>83776950
you don't have a choice in the matter.

>>83776962
A nice necromancer would give me one

>>83777401
A good necromancer would know you don't need one.
A nice necromancer would let you share her choice.

Okay feralist… just please consider the following scenario.

It’s five to ten years from now. You’re sitting in a j-cafe, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, accompanied by my core-bond, my little sprout, and my floret (whose genitals are covered as it enters on all fours and is wearing underpants).

If my hab unit and I then make an order of our own at the table next to you, in what way have we infringed upon your freedom? What rational basis do you have to demand that we leave or beloved pet at home?

Even in this scenario, I haven’t infringed upon your liberties.

“Irrationally prejudiced” is precisely what you are.

Who is very sneakily getting away with existing despite not thinking...

>>83777531
I know exactly what this is referring to and I hate it. I do not want to have to associate the human pet guy with my comfort fantasy setting, damn it

>>83777531
>You’re sitting in a j-cafe,
Well, you lost me there

The real answer for you and Dr. Mengele over on Tumblr is that I and everyone else in public are unwilling participants in your petplay and exhibitionist fetishes

>>83780175
Are you a participant in zoophilia when someone is walking their dog in public?

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>>83766886
Damn i wanna use that butt as cuddle pillow

>>83781098
The applicable difference is I want to be pet by an explicitly greater than human intelligence.
Humans keeping humans as pets is belittling of the interpersonal connection, and fails to captilize on the full available capacity to connect between people.
Pets are something fundementally less capable of understanding than their owner, this is what creates the seperation between owning an animal and just having a friend. If a dog could operate exactly like a person in society, it would be morally questionable to put them on leashes and feed them from bowls.
But that isn't the scenario the affini are perpetuating. They allow undomesticated sophonts to persist in the imitation of society evidently more because of th access it provides them to potential florets, but more because it is an example of the enviorments they are already so used to living in. Its more like a doggy daycare on the city scale rather than an actual human operated city.
Sure there are dedicated spaces for affini where they can preform the majority of extraneous functions of an actually society, but the dogs in the daycare that can feed themselves get to feed themselves, get to get water for themselves, get to choose where they sleep for themselves. But they never worry about the things we put into maintaining the infrastructure, or making sure that enough food is available, or that there are places they can clean themselves, because they still are fundementally incapable of understanding how to actually operate a society with those conveniences for themselves.
It is their cities, that we get to live in, like how a neighborhood has cats or dogs that live on the street and nobody exactly owns, but their are still people that care for and clean up after them. In that context, it doesn't matter what the street cat thinks of someones pet dog, the actual person recognizes both as cute, their noises as silly, and carries on with their day.

>>83777531
You dont get to use arguments like that while not repecting the underlying principles in the slightest, weed scum. The "live and let live" freedoms argument at the core here - which is ultimately the NAP - only works when it goes both ways.
That is, to be let live'd you have to let live yourself - To not be agressed upon you also have to not agress upon others.
If florethood was consensual - that is, truely actively consensual, and UNIVERSALY So, with noone being forced into it ever... then you'd have a solid argument right there, admittedly.
But we all know that - even if in your specific case it might be - florethood is generally not consensual. That is a violation of the NAP and therebye any protections it might otherwise bestow you are forfit.
As things stand, the only thing you deserve is physical removal

>>83782766
The relevance of universal consuality is and arguable topic in and of itself. I myself would be very hard pressed to name any action that is actually fully consenual in 100% of cases. In large part by the explicit application of force to see it commited, but additionally because an an individual is incapable of recognizing that an action needs to be commited.
As an example, an animal with a broken leg, no matter how benevolently you present yourself, if you are not capable of fully communicating your intentions you don't have any means of helping the animal with any argument of its expressed consent. Is it then a violation of its rights to help it in spite of its protesting? To sedate it while you clean the wound and set the bone in a stint? If it is capable of expressing that it wanted to die should you leave it as it is, still help it in spite, or should you kill it yourself?
This is the same decision making behind most examples of non-consensual domestication, being either that the sophont in question is either too aggresive towards wider society that they would intend to impact collective happiness or some physical or mental condition, that would prevent them from presuing, achiving, or savoring survival and/or happiness in some way that either can't be resolved by means available to them, or by means they might explicitly not consent to.
Is it then more morally correct that these individuals be shunned from society and killed for their intentions and or condition, or is it better that some solution where they can rather remain alive and well even if very directly monitored?

Affini from the core worlds who's adjusting to life on Terra. Their little Terran friend has just asked them to DM their TTRPG game, but they don't quite understand how it all works. They think the players are all pluribuses (pluribi?) and that their characters are alternate personalities. Their insistence on trying to directly talk to the characters or having the party stop and rest frequently is a bit odd to the players.

>>83784190
Most florets can entirely seperate from consiousness at will! While you are absolutly allowed to simply turn tail and stop talking, you are also allowed to just decide to be asleep if you want to! The process skips most transitive phases of rest so you're able to skip to the uninteractible unconsiousness almost pretty much immediately.
Its a bit like how opposums "play dead" but with surprisingly enough more executive function amd entirely optional smelliness.

>>83783514
cute...

Imagine you're a digital floret for an Affini who likes to upload you into completely random mechanical bodies every so often. You shut down randomly and when you wake up what feels like a moment later you're a goat but with tank treads instead of legs

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florets when a task requires zero florets

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>>83785891
why would i desire this

>>83785911
So sneaky!!!

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>>83785967
they wanted to go with mommy!!!! thats all!!!

>>83786055
But now mommy can't do her work because she has to take care of you!
You should have asked insred of sneaking into her luggage like that petal...

>>83783259
>Is it then a violation of its rights to help it in spite of its protesting?
Yes, absolutely.
>If it is capable of expressing that it wanted to die should you leave it as it is, still help it in spite, or should you kill it yourself?
If it says it'd like to die then thats its choice and if i go against that that would be a violation of the NAP
As for wether i should kill it myself, that depends on both - what exactly it was asking for ("leave me!" vs "Kill me!") - and of course my own preference in the matter, cause it cant make me do something i would rather not

>Is it then more morally correct that these individuals be shunned from society and killed for their intentions and or condition, or is it better that some solution where they can rather remain alive and well even if very directly monitored?
They definitely should not be killed under any circumstance unless they ask to be. However, wether they should be shunned or not is ultimately up the the individual and society. In any private home or establishment, the proprietor can exculde who or whatever they want freely - though here too of course there must not be unreasonable aggression against any party, you cant just clock someone for not liking them or whatever

>>83786259
good.

>>83786259
she should quit her job. it's stupid and she doesnt need to do it and its stupid.

>>83785891
> Imagine you're digital
The rest is bonus for me. Are there any good digitalization /hdg/ out there?

>>83785891
the amazing digital floret

>>83786259
no… no!!!!! i made mommy sad!!!!! fuck!!!!!
(Mommy is gently lifting me out of her luggage as I’m beginning to cry heavily at the mere thought of having made her life more difficult)

>>83786397
>>83786530
Your mommy does important work you know, and it makes her very happy to do it! Its like a game she gets to play.
Would you he happy if mommy didn't let you play your favorite game?

>>83786852
Not sad per se, she still loves you after all, there are important things she needs to get done and it would be too distracting having you around while she's trying to do them! You'll still get lots of hugs and kisses, but there's other things she needs to focus on sometimes okay?

>>83786953
Ok mommy you’re right… sorry… I would have a hard time getting stuff done with you around too…
*crawls back into the suitcase because it’s warm and smells nice in there and it’s soft too…*

>>83788433
Well now I have to take you all the way back home in the suitcase! And then I'll probably have to clean it too... (avoiding cross contamination is important and I might jave to spend the whole rest of the day at home with you... but only if you promise to not sneak in again petal!
Pinky promise?

>>83788608
*cleaning? wait is mommy saying shes going to give me a bath? baths grrr kitty hate bath kitty uh actually had fun last time. the water was warm there were jets in the pool and mommy kept putting more xenodrugs in every time I asked! whole day with mommy!!!! yeah!!!!!*
ok!!!! pinkie promise!!!!!
>The next day, Nonny kept to their promise and did not stow away in mommy’s work gear.
>Nonny instead waited for mommy to get up and quickly stole her spot in bed, falling right back asleep.
>The purring was so loud it could be heard three habs over*

https://youtube.com/shorts/5aW7Nes1pP0?is=a8fbrIGZqlAWR4hM
>Me somberly consigned to the bad kitty pot for my many crimes

>>83789884
glad im not the only one who sees cute animal videos and thinks about the floret equivalent

>>83790076
Its fun thinking of ways to compare love from an Affini to how we love our own pets.

Affini therapist that repeats a mantra in the mirror every morning to stop herself from falling in love with her Terran patients. She keeps a pillow behind her chair at work that she can slam an injector into if one of them says something too sweet or adorable.

>>83791860
The most total flortbait just barely functional indie ever that's always so worried about their addictive tendencies and how gullible they are and how Affini calling them cute triggers their imposter syndrome and how they really really like her because she so nice and good and nice and and and and

floret who superglues themself to their owner

>>83792221
Floret that gets covered in layers of resin and sealed in amber...

I can't believe I got assigned a wellness check for "capitalist behavior" just because I told my neighbor that her husband left his hairpiece over at my place. All I said was "I've got Bill's toupee."

>>83772784
>>83772875
>>83774177
Making all affini sad by existing centuries before their discovery of my species

>>83794401
Making archeologist affini happy because they get to discover the impact you had on the world around you.

affini who dresses you in stupid outfits because she thinks they're 'cute'

>>83797228
Floret that is VERY ANGRY to be wearing their new flower costume

>>83796055
Imagine waking up after universe ascension and discovering that you were prominently featured in an archeological exhibit titled Those Left Behind or some shit, and it's all stinky NEETs. There's a wax sculpture of you masturbating to hentai and everything.

>>83798144
Making all afinni happy because they get to watch you jerk it beyond the end of time!

Walking through the museum at the end of time and staring listless at your exhibit before getting swept up and hugged by an Affini that insists she is your biggest fan

>>83799897
Exploring the museum at the end of time and finding a 18th century fur trader-turned-catgirl who's knocked over her wax sculpture and is napping on the desk in her exhibit

Class-3 floret pouting incident reported in Hab Ring 4 today. Two injured, no deaths.

>>83800474
Affini curator gently removing them from the exhibit and into the dedicated floret napping lounge

Me sleeping in the dedicated sad indie lounge under a bunch of blankets so nobody can see how sad I am

>>83802691
voluntary going into a 'sad indie lounge' seems like an obviously terrible idea

>>83802796
Okay but consider:
The version of me who lived eons ago is not the same one getting to walk around now.
The afterlife is real but rather than being something unknowably wonderful run by unthinkably wise and benevolent beings its identical to a fetish concept designed by the limited mortal human imagination run by beings who are canonically not “good” or infallible. (I really liked the fetish concept but it’s still horrifying to think that’s all there is)
And most importantly.
There is no escape or improvement. This 21st century fetish fiction is the eternal end of everything forever.
I’m going to cry and cry until I pass out and then cry more sorry.

>>83802796
NTA but if it were me I'd be going right in there knowing full well what the consequences are

>>83802877
but... it *is* something unknowably wonderful run by unthinkably wise and benevolent beings...

>>83802916
No!!! It’s literally the same as the fanfiction a past version of me read online when I was sad! It’s knowably wonderful! Totally within the capacity of the human mind to come up with! Ironically we are still living in feralism because all of this is a Terran fantasy!!!
And they aren’t unthinkably wise or benevolent their flaws and predatory aspects make up the tension in half of the stories!!!

>>83802950
Okay, petal. I think it's time for you to stop thinking about silly things like that. Hold verrrry still, and you won't have to worry annny longer, okay? Good floret...

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>>83803046
That’s not how my affini would handle this situation!!! Waa waa waa!!!!!

>>83802950
feralist. mistress, kill this man

>>83802950
Those are just the stories our brains are capable of, there's entirely unfathomable Affini waiting just beyond the end or even copying your many concurrent forms of information down from the shape of time to ensure the you after the end is entirely indistinguishable from the you that you lived as allowing for that effortless transition into the space outside of time, or even more likely an entirely idealized generated from the collective processing capacity of a copy of you from every significantly mental image of yourself in your life to make a you more perfect than any one you could imagine!
We can only imagine the imperfect and titilatingly flawed Affini because our brains aren't capable of processing their truly perfect selves as one with the everbloom, or at least not fully appreciating their truly infinite benevolence in allowing themselves to be reinterpreted by our perversions into what we want most to enjoy in this moment of waking mortal life!

>>83802877
What could possibly improve about the material conditions of terran florets

>>83803267
>>83803267
See THIS is how my affini would help me not continue crying in the sad indie lounge. You actually get it thank you! I’m going to the humanized cat toy exhibit now they just restocked the floret catnip and I’m gonna get really crazy!!!
>>83803274
Nonny above me already helped don’t worry!

Affini that let's me swim in the planetless oceans of the early universe

Affini who I hit as hard as I can and do zero damage to but they act like I'm beating the shit out of them and beg me to stop like I could kill them at any moment

>>83803267
hawt dayum
this that good shit that you wrote right there nonny
that quasi religious shit nonny
you could make a cult from concepts like that
"We can only imagine the imperfect and titilatingly flawed Affini because our brains aren't capable of processing their truly perfect selves as one with the everbloom"
Gahhh dammmm man
im ready to sell all my live belongings and join a compound in central america where we worship those big trees and drink koolaid
where do i sign the fuck up

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Affini who uhhhgh

Affini who gets a little too drunk and accidentally fucks a weeping willow

>>83807917
*uplifts

>>83807991
I'm sure that's what she told you when you walked up on her

Husky floret who gets REALLY loud at the groomers but in a happy way! Like you’re in the floret only onsen part of the groomers and everyone is sitting around relaxing and letting the jets really massage them through their fur, and laying down on the massage tables getting all their knots worked out, and you can very faintly hear huskyanon through the supposedly soundproofed walls of the pre-bathing shower area just flat out singing the black parade as loud as he can because no one else is in there anyway who cares?

>>83808156
Its what she was doing!
Uplifting is a VERY intimate process!

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I find it very adorable when I come home after a long day of assisting with surgery seeing my little floret playing with my gem and mineral collection. I love how excited she gets and tells me she did research on a gemstone I offhandedly mentioned before leaving... My little floret really is the best she once made a little presentation about a rare mineral only found in some far aways systems she did so well showing off diffrent levels of purity too! I am so proud of her :3

>>83808438
I think it would be very cute to see huskyanon slowly realize the problems he thought would come along with being a floret are mostly made up or conditional, but there are a bunch of new problems he never thought about before that the affini can’t really help him with.

His affini is like a very good husky owner, in that she knows there are parts of his personality that would be cruel or counterproductive to train or punish out of him. She knows he’s going to see-saw between velcro mode and wanting relative independence and thinks that’s really cute actually. She also knows he’s going to complain a lot and be dramatic and opinionated about stuff (weirdly he never does that to other florets or indies) but she takes his complaints serious while thinking they’re cute. She can do both at once! And of course she loves him and would never want another floret who was “easier,” even though he can be a LOT sometimes.

The other “problems” were basically nonexistent too. Overgrowth digitization removes the threat of aging, his affini could spin him around like in a kung-fu movie if someone tried to stab or shoot him, and there’s a project going on to travel backwards through time and prevent any of the bad stuff from the Terran Accord from ever having happened in the first place. While also making it impossible or something. Feels nice knowing the stuff erased from his life is going to be 3% max while some people are going to have practically their entire contributions to reality wiped out. Hehehehehe! Evil……

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But like… Imagine huskyanon was taught really young that basically all of his impulses and personality traits were bad somehow. That being visibly gay or just not visibly straight was very bad because uuh it’s weird and that having opinions about stuff including was bad because uuh other people might disagree. Possibly he was taught the world is a hellishly dangerous place full of incurable sociopaths and the only way to not be carved up or shot or have all your food spat in was to spend 100% of your time trying your absolute hardest to please other people while never under any realistic circumstances expecting that from other people. Like ever. And that it’s o-k for other people to have boundaries and standards and stuff and expect good treatment but not for him.

Possibly he grew up with the real world not sexy version of disability infantilization and manipulative control that is basically the standard way the affini handle Terrans with or without any disability. His affini doesn’t do that with him and basically does the opposite. She gives him all the support and encouragement and accommodations in the world to do whatever he wants. Obviously he doesn’t hold it over other people. He couldn’t even if he wanted because! He’s implanted! He’s not reinventing the class elements of how disability is treated irl even if he was possessed by the spirt of John Terra or whoever. But he’s still going to believe that about himself. No amount of class-A is going to erase a serious permanent believe someone has that they’re part of a spiritual underclass. Or that they’re irritating as fuck and deserving of mistreatment or abandonment if they do one of ten million disallowed things, including trusting their own judgement or positive self image for more than three seconds.

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>>83809481
How on earth is this poor tortured doggy ever going to work up the nerve to voice a silly complaint at all? Long term forced class-D? Great way to ruin any trust he might have had in his affini. How is he going to enjoy dressing up in absurdly hot doggy themed fetish gear and going out in public with only his sheath to hide his cock when the thought of compiling a rainbow flag makes him cringe at himself once for being “gross,” and a second time for being homophobic toward himself? No chance that huskyanon feels comfortable viewing himself as an object of sexual attraction at all, from really anyone. He’s probably only okay with his affini getting horny at him because she’s a literal alien with a totally inscrutable way of perceiving the world. Most affini don’t get turned on by their florets anyway!!! His is a weirdo!!!

It’s possible she could just drug him 24/7 with various xenodrugs but that wouldn’t solve any of these problems. I think every silly post about huskyanon doing something funny or being visibly kinky in public would be set after a 10 page fanfic in which it’s revealed he identifies with huskies because they’re extremely annoying and regarded as such by basically everyone, including their owners, but their owners somehow love them anyway. There would be a lot of crying going on in that hab before any happy singing in the shower at a floret onsen.

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>>83809490
If his affini put him on class-D and asked what she could do to make him feel better, he’d probably say kill me and tell people I was one of the 50 projected implant complications. You can pamper me and pet me all day and night but I don’t want to deal with this shit anymore. When I was younger I wanted to be understood. Not like some edgy YA novel protag but in the basic way everyone is by total strangers all the time. But now I realize that even if people were forced, against every fiber of their being because this is an evil thing to do unless it’s done to me, to care and try to give me that basic understanding, they would just find that I’m weird and irritating. Kill me and let me revive when things are perfect.

>>83809159
hi phos!! long time no see!!

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>>83811352
Hai Hai :D
yes its been a good while life hasnt been to kind im afraid but im here regardless! crazy how i am rememberd after such a long time tho! makes me smile