Welcome to the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread!2026/06/28Angriest of birds EditionPreviously: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83629756[ Starting Guide:https://rentry.org/PokeversePrimer ][ Pokemon Open Guide:https://rentry.org/ThreadBattleSystem ]-----FAQ:Q: I want to [activity with Pokemon I am unsure about] / [Pokemon] is making advances I am unsure aboutA: Just talk to them alreadyDisclaimer: There are straight and gay pokephilia threads. Direct your porn dumps there, not here.Question of the day: Pokemon with the foulest temper than you have ever met?
(I'm not even going to ask how ChatGPT managed to generate exposed tits but I'll take it I guess.)
>>83740940>>83725463>The Muk answers"That man, S, trained him to sneak and spy and fight, and he enjoys that. It's what he does.">The Salazzle just sighs"I hope so. I may have to guard his room now.">Mho is trying to wind down his own static"HOPE nothing else BROKE.">Onto Sam"I think something novel can be arranged. Keeping them under protection and name of the Bureau, with residence at my place, but able to set on their own so they can train with Taner without getting pestered by random trainers.">Hmmm"The letter may help, Taner. And you know, the more the merrier in numbers.">>83725189>>83740886>>83744003>>83746999>Looks like Fea is now noticing the Snea's curiosity>Playing it cool, or, trying to"...I admit, I saw you both up being, hm, curious.">But mostly it is still still ingrained in his mind the 'trick' upon Doro>Next morning...>Oh shit, that was too much for poor Doro"...hell.">Shaking his head>Anyway, coffee get, he can breathe without the mask for a bit and next topic is...>THE topic. The topic of dating"Me? Hm...it's...complicated...">Indecision or something else on part of the Snea?"Sometimes, I'd just like Fea's confidence. ">Maybe more>And then, Doro comes back"Sorry about that. Though, that was hell of a trick from the fairies."
>>83748403that would be for the best, there is a plethora of various in line and such for streaming services, after all, it is just about video signal inhope the Porygon don't start a warI could with the right hardware, uh, wait, hey!
>>83749063>>83740940 (Taner)>Its Teleo's turn to sigh. Again"Sounds like there's no helping it if that was his purpose">But. He does chuckle"Might need to tie him down before bed. Or get him a cat bell, haha">As for other worries"Well, aside from the wall, and some pride, I don't think we need to worry about other probable damages">Glancing over to where Sneasler was carted off, Teleo only shakes his head"I'm sure if his breathing apparatus wasn't smashed to hell, he'd try to slip away from his bed. But as things are now, I doubt he's going to try">Might be good to have someone keeping an eye on him though, juuuust to make sure"I'm not going to pretend to understand the inner workings of the Bureau, but a letter does sound like a good idea. At least, to know that they'll be in good hands, and have a team strong enough to keep an eye on them. The Bureau might see them as valuable assets given their prior allegiance, however forced it was. Doubt they'd want inside knowledge of Zodiac disappearing completely">Such is the way of governmental power struggles>He looks towards Salazzle and Muk"Is that agreeable to you? Wouldn't want you to feel like you replaced one shackle with another, even if Taner's would be uh, many many Vees cuddling you to make sure you don't sneak off">Definitely worse situations to be in>>83749816I've seen a few of those before I think. You just, plug them into the TV and they allow access to the streaming service, right? I could always connect it to my PC as well. Would need a wireless keyboard and mouse though so I can browse in bed, hahaIf they ever feel like their jobs are becoming threatened by the ghosts, I'm sure something will spring up. A cyber war...Ooooooooh, my very own Sam TV! I know what to ask for for Christmas this year, hehe! Don't worry, I'll be sure you'll look spick and span! Or train Wha-et's girls to dust you every day!>>83749006(ChatGPT can't resist the Phoxy)
(Kinda want to do some Phoxy and Blazy lewd scene, feeling horny after genning both of them non-stop. Hmmmm...)>>83750149(Nobody can.)
>>83750149yesthosealso get yourself a good folding surface for the keyboard and mouseat last, there will be a feud between poryphone users and rotomphone usersplease no, I have seen what Whaet can do to expensive trinkets
SoI tried to hex this dude's junk and, uh...Mmm....Didn't go so wellMessed up a bitI, ah...Well...Cucumber
>>83750837(Do it!)>>83751746Folding surface? Like a tray or something?IndeedBut what side will you be on when you are given the call to war, Sam?He likes chewing cables. I learned that first hand a few months ago...What, you see him smash some stuff?>>83751973Did you turn his genitals into cucumber, Beryl?Apparently you can milk cucumbers. I have no idea how I fell into that internet rabbit hole. How the heck did someone figure that out, and why...
>>83752024They resemble a cucumber now, yesThe intention was to make him THINK his dick looked like a cucumber. It wasn't supposed to actually, y'knowI mean they do have a lot of water. I can only assume boredom. Is it cucumber "milk", like, for real?Actually hold on, I might got a little jar of this stuff.
>>83752133This is a disturbing power you now have at your arsenalWas it like, a missed ingredient that would have made it a mental effect? Or did you just think it would be funny if his dick was a cucumber and the spell latched onto that vibeI have no idea what it is, but apparently if you slice a cucumber near where it was hanging on its stem, there's a milky white, bitter substance you can draw outI'm not making this up. Arceus had to have been messing with us. Like, come on
>>83752213I think I used too much powdered chrysanthemum and not enough Cherrim petals. Probably didn't check hard enough to see if the measurement conversions were correct.I tried to make a psychosomatic and ended up making a polymorph. Anyway this was a request from a frustrated woman who was made their man kept sleeping around. All the damn requests I get these days have to do with sex. Sex sex sex.Now she's all pissed because she can't fuck him anymore. Or, well, she can, but I wouldn't recommend it.HrmCould just be the bits of the plant itself trying to make it less palatable for bugs and stuff. Anyway I got this jar here and it's very curdled. Which is good. Means it's more potent in brews. Probably not edible though.
>>83751973what a pickle>>83752024yes, exactly thatuhI'll keep myself out because I have Porygon friends toohe's not exactly a careful person, for sureuhMho will get there about the shop vac and other things
>>83752257And this is why you always double check your work! Someone penis might become a plant!Ahh, marital woes, how fun. I guess your uh, reputation proceeds you? You do bring up sex stuff a lot, I'm sure that affects the clientele you attractWell... I'm sure she'll figure something out. Is the spell permanent, or can she just wait out the duration to get her freak onI would assume its some sort of defense adaptation, yes. Most bitter substances from plants are designed to ward off would-be predators. Oooh, how delicious, curdled cucumber milk. What, not going to give it a taste?>>83752344You can't ignore the call, Sam. Will you join your Rotom brethren, or be branded as a traitor...Definitely not. He even tried to blame it on Ratatas...Oh, sounds good! I'll be around, you or him can let me know when he's arriving and I can go grab it. Thanks again for letting me borrow it
>>83752344CucumberWhich is technically a prepubescent pickle>>83752385It didn't BECOME a cucumber it just resembles one. At least I think so. I didn't look too closely at cuke cock. But yeah around Floaroma it's all that they seem to come for me these days. Always relationship stuff. Maggoteye's got the monopoly on sicknesses and serious stuff in these parts so I'm not quite squeezed into that niche yet.I set it for half a year, so it'll last for a while. So she'll just have to go online and jack it like the rest of us for a whileWhat's bitter to you and I is probably hella awful for the weevils or whatever that bite into it. No. Do you want to? It seems to me like you're offering
>>83752453Ohhhh, ok. When you said polymorph I thought you meant his dick is -literally- a cucumber now. So... Why can't she make love to him if it just resembles one? Maybe you need to do some rebranding, try to advertise other services you can provide that you'd actually enjoy! I'd say you could set up a funny website or something, but y'know, technology and stuff. Hmm. Maybe you could do posters and scatter them over the town at night, that could be funMaggoteye and sickness... Pretty apt nameSheesh. Long time then. Well, such is the woes of magic, I'm sure she'll never bother a witch for sex stuff again. One less annoying person for you to potentially have to deal with in the future?It might honestly be lethal to smaller insects. At least, I think that's how it works?No, I think I will die like the weevil will if I were to taste old cucumber milk!
>>83752824Well it definitely changed it to be rather large, wide, green, and covered in unsightly lumps as well as be very watery and slightly smelly. So in general I would not jam that in my hoo ha if I were her. Advertise? I am a witch! Witches do not advertise. We are a word of mouth based service. Anyway if we advertise the next thing you know some trainers roll up or some exorcist or worseWe call her Mag the Frog. She's... a lotAsk Taner. She's in the top coven of the region.One less client more like...Sort of like how pineapples kill other bugs because of how acidic their citrus is. Or something generally along that line of thinking. As for the last sentenceEither you drink the stinky cuke milk or I force you to eat Wha-et. Hee hee ghost nonsense
>>83747930Back to square one? Does that mean, putting you up for adoption again? Because, I believe if multiple parents put you up for adoption, it’s probably your fault. You are the problem.>>83747580(Ooo pretty)
beep beep>Attached video: an Orrean antigrav truck seemingly driving by itself>>83752385hellI'll just have to hide my rotomnessthe Rotoms in the junkyards already tended to avoid me before being like thisyes, now imagine that with more expensive stuffhe'll arriveuhrather soon>>83752453a cucumber, in slumber>>83752981hmmm I wonder what would happen if I were to stray too close to the covennothing good, I suppose
>>83752981Honestly, I feel like that's the exact thing you -would- jam into yourselfSure, yeah that's how you're going about it now, but if most people come to you for sex stuff, then that's the word of mouth you're working with! If you don't want to do that anymore then you gotta figure out a way to get it out there that you can do more than turn people's peepees into vegetables!I... That's fair. I dunno, would rather you not be miserable with your work. Maybe I could help? I'm friends with the local gossip here in Hulbury, I'm sure I can have her spread whatever you want if it would help businessMag the Frog, huh? Guess I'll ask next time we chatI never thought of that, but makes sense in hindsight! The plant world is fascinating honestlyWooooooah woah woah. You trying to get us to break up? Ok, fine, give me the gross cucumber juice...Oh and speaking of Wha-et, he's cool with the threesome or whatever it is you'd like to do, but he'll try to turn you into a fairy or something>>83753037(Yeah they're pretty cool! Get freakin huge too. They're pretty similar in coloration to yellow garden spiders and those guys are neat as well)>>83753127Double agent Sam. I could teach you spycraft, it may prove useful in the coming warWhat the hell did he smash?Oh! Well uh, crap, let me get out of bed and go grab it
>>83753127It will encumberWell I expect you'd be collected and stored for a future ingredient by the weirdo who jams himself full of random sharp objects. Was he Pins or Needles? I can't recall...>>83753176Yes but I am a Mismagius, and they are Human. Ergo they are physically limited. Anyway, I've tried offering discounts for non-sex related witchery but it's only mildly working. Mmm.... keep it on the down low. Anyway Mag is one of five in the top coven of Sinnoh. The current leader is Sister Breakback so it's called Broken Spine coven, but it was Mag's until a few years ago. Used to be called Fester Swamp coven. So the roster is Sisters Breakback, Maggoteye, Torchstar, and Brothers Pins, and Needles. Do not mess with them. What, does he not like our nasty disgusting fetishes? Anyway here, it's by your bedside. Drink ALL of itDon't frown it's only a shot glass worth. Is he now? He can try. Top coven of Alola I hear has some Fairy-type shenanigans in there but they're all about kidnapping stuff.
>>83753176now that I am literally a spook, it would help with spookwork at, uh, workoh, there he goes>Teleo's house bell is ringing>>83753265hmmyesin short, I'll need firepowerfairly sure it was Needles
>>83753265They just need to share your enthusiasm for the extreme. Hmm, maybe if you do enough that will slowly become more popular. Really depends on how long you want to be patient about itAlright, but the offer is still open if you change your mind. I can ask her to be discreet about it. She's... surprisingly effective and disseminating info to those she wants. Interesting. Internal feuding? And uh, colorful names. I think I can guess what sorts of things they enjoy doing. I'll keep the warning fresh in my mind, I don't think I want to meet Sister Breakback everProbably, most likely not. He hasn't mentioned it, and neither have I. The most he speaks of you is the 'nasty ghost that punishes naughty mons for staying up too late'. Which is funny, because the few times I've seen you two interact, its been fine? I don't really know what goes on in his head most of the time. Anyways, this is awful and smells awful and I want to punch youDown the hatch...>Teleo almost pukes on the spot just from the stench, but chokes it down after a few moments of breathing through his mouth to kill his sense of taste>It didn't help much>At all>Why Arceus, why...Don't you laugh! Why do you enjoy tormenting me :(Its either that or trap you in his dreamcatcher thing, that he hasn't actually made. Kidnapping and fairies, like out of those older fairy tales he considers 'fake human propaganda'. Classy
>>83753391Remember the basics of CQC, Sam>Teleo opens the door>He's wearing a night gown. And slightly green in the face>Is he sick?... Don't want to catch that!"...Hey Mho, uh, come on in I guess">Teleo leads the large electric type into the living room where the shop vac is sitting"Thanks again for letting me borrow this. Sorry you had to come all this way to pick it up">His face scrunches up for a moment and he brings a hand to his mouth>Oh Arceus is he gonna hurl
>>83753391Sammy whammyZappy slappyLemme put this very bluntlyIf you attempt to attack them in any way, you will die. Breakback is more benevolent than Mag, but that doesn't mean she tolerates BS.Worst case scenario she just points Mag in your direction and that's the end. Also it'd probably make those handy translation potions disappear if she found out you were related in any way to Taner or Sharon>>83753420Well I'm undead so I've got time on my side. It's a matter of patience over time indeed. Though, this being said, uh...Might also be one of biology. Only so much the human body can stretch without tearing.As I said before, keep it on the down low. I don't want any covens to feel like I'm infringing on their turf. Witches are picky about that sort of thing.Breakback's an old-style voodoo grandma from "de olde days", been around for centuries. Uses lots of zombies. Strong stuff. Called that because if you piss her off she just takes a voodoo doll and snaps its spine. Instant win. I've always assumed that he operates on the first thing that goes into his brain and acts on it. Sort of like a reverse filter. I did it because you made a funni faec and it make a me laffAlso it will increase your immune system probably somehow. Worry not it's completely sterile, I checked. The dude is called Brother Snatcher. I dunno what he does to the people he kidnaps but we never see them again. Probably shoves them up his ass or something.
>>83753497True, but you gotta make eternity enjoyable somehow, and working jobs you hate doesn't seem enjoyableYeah, well... How big is this cucumber we're talking here?Alright, no worries then. Rather not attract the wrong attention to you either. Just let me know if there's anything I can do to help outSo straight up a necromancer, huh. That's disconcerting... That sounds extremely unpleasant and I would rather not a Teleo doll exist in this world with the sole purpose of re-severing my spine, thanksAccurate. Highly accurate. That and where to find the nearest sweets. You can't imagine how much I spend on candy to satiate himStop enjoying my misery, that's mean :(Like a disgusting, horrible, no-good spoonful of honey. I better not catch a cold for the rest of the year!Oh... Every other witch I hear about is terrifying! Fun times. Honestly I wouldn't be surprised at this point if that was true, seems to be a common thing. Can't let Sam take -that- dive...
>>83753497thus why it is a stupid idea to go there in the first placewhich I don't plan tounless neutral groundsand I can blast Pines or Needless if he tries to do something I would not like, to me>>83753450uhyes>Better keep a safe distance"THANK...you. Sorry.">Just remembered to be quiet"Don't worry about that, I am ACC...">Oh shit>Oh shit>Is there a bucket, or otherwise not too expensive container around? Quickly!
>>83753896>Probably for the best to be a little quiet, wouldn’t want to wake up the neighbors>Teleo definitely doesn’t need any more noise complaints>In the living room, he holds his other hand up and shakes his head, taking need breathes before“Ugh”>Releasing a loud sigh>Still looks sick, but not on the verge of making a mess on the carpet“Word of advice, never let Beryl make you drink who knows how old cucumber milk…”>Was that advice to Mho, or to himself?“Uh, anyways, sorry about that. Went ahead and emptied it out so you don’t have to worry about out that. I’ll let you do your thing, but lemme know if you want any help”>He lets out a yawn
>>83754059>He tries, oh boy he tries>That was an almost a mess"Oh, him! My own advice, don't meet Beryl in Alola, or you will be stuck with a gutful of Raichus.">Personal experience"Thank you. And also...Sam wants you to have THIS!">He procures...a pendrive
>>83752024(Not enough girl Pokemon in there)
>>83748734Well there's a few,,, but a Slaking and Vigoroth pair that were very easy to anger comes to mind.>>83745966 (Teleo)Well it depends, he acts pretty differently depending on the person. Heh, well I try!>>83747041 (Dart)(Nice! Mweep soon)>>83747277 (Zap)That runs into the original problem of getting a bite taken out of me>>83747930 (Wha-et)No they're in your dreams! you'd have to dream up a candy planet for it to eat.Congrats on your new moms!
>>83754377>Now that makes Teleo raise a brow“He shoved a bunch of electric mice down your throat? Sure as hell sounds like something Beryl would do. My my, didn’t think you were the type Mho~”>Teleo shakes his head in amusement only for another brief wave of nausea to wash over him, causing an grimace“Ugh… yeah it was either that disgusting substance or my boyfriend. That witchy bastard…”>He tilts his head at the pen drive as he takes it and gives it a cursory look“Hmm? What’s this?”>>83755422(Dang)>>83756292Really? Strange. How different are we talking here?
>>83757548(Thy Phox is only into girls. even after drinking all night, no way she'll get intimate with a male.)
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>>83749063>>83750149“He needs to use his training for good! His own good, preferably! I’m sure we can find some sneaking and spying for him to do, once he’s recovered! Probably Sam more than me.”>As for guarding his room“We’ll need to take shifts. I don’t like the idea of him feeling trapped… but man, he’ll never get out of that room for good if he keeps doing this, anyway!”>Star, now out of her ball, confirms Teleo’s analysis>”I will be fine. Some of the phantom pain and exhaustion lingers but as with all Pokemon I am quite durable. I was once Seismic Tossed into a concrete Pokemon Stadium head first. I admit that had me worried. But I did not even suffer a concussion after getting to the Pokemon Center.”>Star is very much of the opinion that one of the things that makes the biggest difference for how fast trainer Pokemon learn versus wild ones is the fact that the Pokemon Center is a -thing->Onto the letter“I’ve already gotten a good deal of it written up, Oceana has helped. I don’t know if it goes right to Armstrong, he probably has people for that. I know that it’ll probably be seen by quite a few higher ups in the League, if not who.”>And as for the vees cuddling, Taner smiles“I’m hoping that they’ll be able to come and go as they please, anyway. That’s the goal! -After- Sneaseler is better.”>>83744003>That’s not good! Taner freezes, not even breathing for a few moments>Two choices, run into the door as fast as he can… or try to continue being sneaky and hope that nobody overheard that>They only have human ears right now, could human ears have heard that?>He gets down on his belly and starts crawling towards the buses, intending to go through the bushes to the door, going from C4 to C7… rolling for his stealth!>>83748734>Pokemon with the foulest temper than you have ever met?One specific Nidoking. Actually, maybe not, not sure I'd call it "temper" exactly… Hmm.
>>83746999>>83747930>>83749063“We could put that rumor to bed soon enough, if you’d fancy a diiiiiiiiirect comparison~”>The boop seems to be the most effective part of Teleo’s teasing, because unlike the rest of it, Fea seems utterly lost as to how he’s supposed to react to that, he just stands there for a moment, at a loss!“You know how they say ‘be yourself?’ Well an important part of that is allowing others to see you, so they know if they like what they're looking at! The main issue they all seem to have is that they just don’t put themselves out there, and I knoooooooow how to help with that. Of course, showing off the goods can’t hurt~. But what stage that comes at will depend on who they want to woo.” >It seems he’s at least not completely useless for said advice?>Fea smirks at Doro“Same.”>Though it seems like Wha-et wants to see if he can keep it up even longer>Speaking of, as Taner goes outside the tent, he’s giving “Fea” a “hmmmm” type look even as Star assures him that everything is normal, Fea just ate a bit extra last night>Taner squints at Teleo as he calls “Fea” Fea>HMMMMMM>But he’ll respond to Teleo“Good morning, Teleo! I, uh, love the smell of coffee, the taste, less so, but thanks for the offer!”>Star takes a small sip of Freedom’s, but she’s satisfied at that>Whisper starts to wake up as well now, and Repose… wait, when did he make his way inside?>Fea seems content to stop teasing Doro after he gets back>Inferno does take a cup, and he drinks it right away, the heat doesn’t matter to him! He seems to be one of the few not adding anything to it at all… >The Sylveon would respond to the Snealer, but is he still supposed to be pretending to be Wha-et? He can’t hold off on replying though, because he’s like that“Any of us would be happy to show you our patented Fairy type confidence up close and in person, first lesson is free~”>>83749006(Reminding me I need to play Hades 2 at some point, I greatly enjoyed the first one...)
>>83744003>>83745966Yeah, that’s what I’d be interested in them for, but my eyes are more important! Probably shaders and stuff can get the same effect, with effort.That’s how they get you! But yeah, when I retire, one of my goals is to get myself a good OLED! Assuming that’s still the best screen tech at that point. That’s still a long way away. My Pokegear screen will have to do for now!>>83747277 (Zapman)I’ve, uh, heard of people having trouble getting HDR not to look washed out on an OLED screen attached to a PC, but other than that, I have no idea what you mean by the TV fighting you.Unless you meant literally? If a Rotom possessed an OLED and challenged me to battle, I would be pretty irked, so there’s that.>>83747041 (Dart)I guess it does, actually! I guess what I’m thinking of wouldn’t be that unique. It’s just, like, change how Steel type acts for that Pokemon, which isn’t too far away from just changing a Pokemon’s type like Roost does.I like yellow eyes, what you are thinking of is yellow, like, the thing around the eye that’s supposed to be white on humans, THAT shouldn’t be yellow. But a yellow iris is pretty! Or, brown-yellow. Amber? Gold? Star yellow. I’ll defend yellow eyes to my grave. But, perhaps, not Dustox yellow.I wish I knew where those sandals ended up or what it was I was actually looking at back then.I agree!
>>83756292clearly you need to make yourself an illusion of tasting bad>>83757548"Please don't remind me! That feeling was not worth the...moral issues.">These mice had families. But does not contradict that he liked it"Definitely that bastard!">The pendrive>Mho visibly thinks how to answer"Why that Sylveon has to be kept locked away from valuables!">It contains a video>Will Teleo watch it here with Mho, or after he leaves?
>>83764680(oops, forgot a thing)that, and basically many modern Smart TVs keeping their actual smart functions from working correctly, or at alla Rotom possesed TV may at least fight more fairly that TV companies!
>>83764296(dawwwg)>>83764680Further damage to your optical organs would not be good for your trainer career! Shaders? I'm not familiarAt the rate tech is always improving, I'm sure there will be some amazing TVs once you retire. But for now OLEDs are pretty staggering to look at, especially 4k ones. Just need to make sure Wha-et doesn't chew the cables if I decide to buy one...>>83765666>Teleo's tired mind takes a bit to catch up to what Mho means before his eyes widen a bit"O-oh, he uh...">That's certainly an implication as to what happened>Poor Mho"My bad, shouldn't have brought anything up">Definitely definitely a bastard...>Teleo holds up the drive as Mho explains the contents"So this is what Sam was talking about then?">Hmmmm, he -is- very curious>And needs to make some expensive purchases to replace everything that broke...>He glances at the smaller, broken TV in the living room and hums to himself"Gimmie a second">Teleo disappears upstairs for a little bit before coming back down with his trainer bag. Setting it out, he pulls out his laptop and turns it on, plugs in the drive"This?">He's hovering over a video
>>83766121(yus!)(got another wizard in the works since i hit total level 1100. i wonder how far i can get from skilling alone on it, got a talent that converts skilling xp to class xp.)(might have to do some combat to get to different trees though.)
>>83766121>Nodding"He did.">Awkward. More than awkward"No worries, you did not know, take it as a warning about Beryl.">Onto the video, on the laptop"Yes, that.">The video contains scenes of careless expensive figurine destruction, taken from the point of view of a certain PDA>For reference: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80668501/#q80678921"Had to glue it all back! Not sure if his owner has noticed yet!">Still trying to be less loud, but still slipping.
>>83766209(Oh nice! that's a handy talent to have for sure. Star page talent I assume?)(guess it depends on how much xo conversion you get?)>>83766367"Noted...">Definitely noted>Teleo's really, really, really glad he chose the disgusting shot of cucumber milk now...>Speaking of shots, he could really use one right about now. Even if it probably isn't a good idea with his nausea>Anything to get his mind off that>Teleo walks over to a cabinet, pulls out a bottle of whiskey and pours himself a small amount before downing it>Then looks over to Mho and shakes the bottle, silently asking if he wants some too>Teleo pulls the video up and watches at Wha-et begins his trail of destruction on the miniature town>Honestly? Not surprising to see"Did he just lick that one?">Arceus those do look pretty expensive..."Where did you take this video?">He -still- hasn't learned the extent of the 100 poke lore>A chuckle does slip past his lips though"Damn, that must have taken forever! Pretty dexterous with those big ol gauntlets if you were able to get all that fixed up!">Teleo might be getting a little louder too
>>83766774(yeah, it's "exp converter" in the star talent page. but you have to combine it with "convert better, darnit!" for better rates, which iirc is from the w2 merit shop. kinda useless and would only recommend maxing out if you already maxed out most other w2 merit shop listings.)(right now it says every 100 skill xp is 84.9 class xp. not the worst i think.)(love these bleps.)
>>83764637>>83750149>The Muk first"In time. Doing good is what he wants, but also always restless.">What he needs, no, they need, is life goals>A lizard thinking about that"He'd look cute with a cat bell, not going to lie.">Hah>Not his style, though>On to Sam"New device will not be handed over until he can actually leave the hospital, for sure.">Beat"I am sure the Bureau can be convinced of extraordinary permissions, given how valuable the intel is.">And the poison duo, as it is"As things are, can not really set on ourselves alone.""Such is life.">As much they'd like complete freedom, it is not really possible for most pokemon>>83764662>>83747930>>83746999(And also Doro, when he shows up)>As other things happen, the Snea is getting an offer"Is that so, 'Wha-et'?">He is playing along the game>But also thinking it"I'll take it."
>>83766941(Gotcha, thought so. Lol of course there's another talent to make the first talent useable...)(Not a bad conversion honestly, that's pretty good)(they're pretty cute!)>>83767379>>83764637"Traveling with Taner would help with both for sure. At least until you all get situated better">True. They need to do some long thinking about the future>As for keeping watch to make sure the Snea gets some damn rest for once"We can draw straws for it. I probably won't be able to sleep for a while longer so I don't mind">Teleo laughs to Salazzle"He would, wouldn't he! You could get him a little purple one to go with his fur! Or maybe red to match his eyes!">There he goes, thinking about accessorizing other people again>Ouch. Teleo nods to Star. He has plenty of experiences like that too"Sometimes its surprising what can and can't deal lasting damage to us. Glad you're alright though, Star">The Center is definitely an enormous part of trainer pokemon longevity>A good idea to not give the device over until the Snea recovers>He -will- sneak out if given it beforehand>If Sam's sure the Bureau would allow that... Teleo offers him a shrug"You know them better than us, so if there's good odds for a favorable outcome then we should just go for it">And hopefully Taner's letter will push their success across the threshold to get what they want>Teleo gets up from the floor and gives Salazzle and Muk a pat on the shoulder>Or... Wherever a shoulder would be for Muk"Give it some time. Once everyone's back to full capacity I'm sure things will be sorted out and you guys will have the freedom to choose where and what you want to do"
>>83766774>What Teleo needs is some real rest. Or a stomach pumping>But whisky will do. Mho nods, that's a yes"Yes. Watch out for lead.">Expensive and potentially toxic. Lead compounds can be sweet, ironically enough"Whaet's home, in his owner's locked basement. We had come to install a thing for their brownout issues.">And get the $100 back, but that is not something he is mentioning just now>And a sigh, at remembering the painstaking repairs"Had to put them in storage! It feels bad, but it is that or a bad job.">Guess the whisky is working
>>83767909(such is life for the perpetual upgrading game.)(at least w2 tasks aren't the hardest to get done.)
>>83757548Well... honestly I'd say it's moreso people he has and hasn't met in real life, he's also pretty different in person. Aaand he acts like Beryl's always going to go feral.>>83764637>Movements:>Jvyybj erghearq gb gur freire ebbz va R2, fvzvyneyl Sybj vf onpx va gur unyyjnl va U1>Fgne vf ng gur qbbe va V69, ohg fgvyy vafvqr. X9 vf jurer Srn vf, sbyybjvat uvf cngeby ebhgr. Thneqf va thneq gbjre unira'g zbirq.>It's true, they don't have their pokemon senses right now. It -could- be throwing them off, but then again, maybe every second he spends thinking is a second they're getting closer...>Taner drops down and crawls towards the door through the bushes.>Partway through, he can hear approaching footsteps. Peering out through the shrubbery predictably reveals Julius, making his way towards C4, did he hear the commotion earlier?>Whatever the case, it seems he didn't spot Taner in the bushes with his gaze too focused on the spot ahead.>Taner just manages to make it past him down to C7, perhaps his earlier mistake has given him a golden opportunity!>>83765666Something like that, anyway.>>83764662>>83746999>>83747930>>83767379>Julius nods and takes another swig of his coffee<He will be fine. He's dealt with far worse.>>None of his team seems particularly worried anyway>Once Doro is back, he's taking small sips of his coffee when Teleo sits beside him>The Zoroark blushes and stares into his cup"It's okay, really I'm alright.">Looking back up, he offers the lizard a smile"Aaanyways! Not gonna let that stop me from enjoying the results of a certain prank!">He snickers, his attention drawn towards "Fea" when he enters the room and asked for hot chocolate in a very unsubtle way.>Yes, things are getting back to normal now.
>>83768041>Considering its the middle of the night? Definitely some rest>Oh well>Teleo smiles and pours Mho a shot and passes it over"Wait, those all have lead paint on them?!">Oh Arceus, Wha-et better not have been eating lead all this time>His eyes glance across his walls. Did he ever get those tested? Its an old house after all..."I can see why they had it locked then. Sheesh. I still haven't ever visited his house before so this is the first time I've seen a part of it!">Huh, do Sam and Mho do that kind of service often? Teleo will keep that in mind the next time he has electrical issues>The cursed knowledge will remain just out of reach"Ouch, that can't have been comfortable then. I hope he compensated you for fixing them, but knowing Wha-et...">He laughs. Probably not"Haha! Did you have a little tiny bottle of super glue, or some massive glue gun that could fit your hands?">It kind of dawns on Teleo at this point that the two of them really haven't actually had the chance to get to know each other better"Were you always handy like that? Or were those skills just something you picked up working with Sam? Honestly all the electronic and mechanical stuff you do is essentially magic to me, I can't wrap my head around how it all works">>83768184(the ride never ends, the ride never ends, the ride never ends)
>>83768466(yeah...)(but hey, as long as the numbers go up, i'm happy.)
>>83768350>>83767379>>83764662>>83749063"Hmmm, so long as Wha-et's ok with it, but based on your conversation last night I think he's pushing for it, and I can't say I haven't been curious as well. If you think my kissing is good, just you wait~">Arceus, now Teleo's getting horny too. His hidden weakness to fairies!>Fea's stunlock at the boop makes Teleo snort and start laughing richly"Pfft, haha, your face is adorable right now, hahaha!">Hand to chin, Teleo nods"True. I can see how they might not appreciate that kind of advice though. Not everyone is as brazen as you are, heheh. Well what sorts of people does Lightspeed mesh well with? I think that's a good place to start!">Teleo sighs to Julius and shrugs"Yeah, I know. Still, sometimes I feel guilty">But they don't seem worried, so Teleo tries not to let that eat at him any longer>By this time Taner walks in and Teleo gives him a wave>The squint isn't lost on him. He tries his best not to laugh"Ahh come on, here, I can make a small amount with plenty of sugar and cream, I'm sure you'll enjoy it! Just gotta have some actual good coffee for once!">He passes over a cup to Inferno, waves to whisper and- Woah, when did Repose get here?!>Then makes a more sugary cup for Taner. If he doesn't like it then he's sure Freedom will drink it>Over to the Snea, he slides over next to him"Complicated? Nah, it shouldn't be, you like who you like! That's a simple as it gets! And what do you mean, you're plenty confident! With your handsome looks, you'll definitely find someone!">And next to Doro. Even with the fox saying its fine, Teleo's slight frown doesn't go away"If you're sure">He gives Doro a quick hug and offers another quiet 'sorry'"Pfft, haha, yes that was pretty good, I was fooled until this morning! You put that together?"
>>83768466>Rest, but some good whisky first.>Even Mho knows not to drink it all in one gulp, in as much as the shot glass looks even smaller in his hands"If they are old enough, they may! I had not thought about it back then.">Someone may need to be tested too"Now you know when you do.">Sometimes, is work is slow, or they are trying to prove something, or just for a friend"Just enough to help with another debt Whaet had. It was that, or leave him to deal with his owner.">Which could have not been good, for neither Whaet nor Teleo"Both. Sam keeps spares.">True on that. Maybe time to get to know each other better"Not always! Sam trained me, even more in the months before his...body change! Before we met, I was just an Elekid helping around college, many years ago!"
>>83769341"I really hope his human's weren't using lead paint...">Might explain some of the scatterbrain though>A trip to the Pokemon Center might be a good idea in the future"Haha, yes I suppose I do. The part of the house we won't be allowed to enter. Honored, you should feel, to witness such a room!">Another past debt huh? Wha-et oh Wha-et, what is Teleo to do"Good. For how much he talks about demanding payment back, he better keep his end of the bargains he makes! I appreciate you helping him out though">No. No it would not have been good>Teleo giggles imagining Mho trying to squeeze a tiny little tube of glue with his massive fingers, trying to piece together even smaller models>But it -is- impressive!>Indeed! After a moment Teleo gets back up, retrieves the bottle once more and places it onto the table, along with some proper whiskey glasses, gesturing to the Electivire to help himself"Really now? Were you a workmon at the college before you two met? How old are you, if you don't mind me asking?">The topic of Sam's toasterification has always been an interesting one to Teleo"Probably past the point of regrets but, how do you feel about Sam becoming a... I don't really know, ghost-machine? I feel like if I saw my brother do that, I'd be pretty conflicted about it myself, I dunno..."
(dawg)
>>83709644>As the exchange takes place, Lucy does her best to remain still>... She might accidentally drool over that last Indeedee that hasn't gotten the memo yet>But thankfully she manages to hold on, just barely"... Okay.">With a deep breath, she follows after the strutting ostrich>She notices the Big Nug but doesn't really make much of it. She knows humans love this shit but isn't quite sure why. If they really value it that much though, it might explain why they put up with Tiff's antics>Once outside, Lucy sighs, and with another deep grumble of her stomach, she just gives the Espathra a little nod>Looking over towards where that leg is pointing, the Scolipede then tilts her head curiously"Tyranitar...?">She thinks over for a moment>While she hasn't gotten much training as far as proper Pokemon battles go, she still has some knowledge of how types work, mostly thanks to Floch teaching her how to operate the Pokedex"... Ah, you can't hypnotize him.">Now it makes sense, she wants to use the Lucipede to get rid of a problem she can't handle herself>With another little nod, she agrees"Okay, sure, let's do that.">You'll be hard pressed to find a Pokemon that Lucy is not game to eat, except maybe like... Onyx and Coalossal and Garbodor>As they set off, Lucy will casually add:"Thanks, by the way... I almost lost it back there. I don't know how you do it... All these fluffy little things running around like that...">>83709811(Oh really now? Good to know)(Missile launcher, huh...?)(Oh right)(Would Molly know much about her own DRM?)(Yes, soon)>>83709846(Dart please)(I mean he did stuff now and then, a little!)>>83714137(Very distinguished, yes)
>>83722140>Sekhmet nods at Star, then laughs because Taner is being silly!>That could potentially work, yeah!>Yes, and if you meant psychically, also yes!>And that's true!>She waits for Taner to finish his first bite before responding and then"Aether Paradise...? What did they want with it? Hm.">She then blinks a few times"Only pieces left...? Wow, I've heard of Inteleon's sniping abilities, but that sounds pretty brutal for a, uh, let's just say league-approved move.">Of course Sekhmet has been the source of similarly bloody outcomes, but that wasn't exactly through kosher means, so to speak"A leak, hmmm... Maybe Epsylon just mapped out the layout with his mind? He did seem like a pretty powerful psychic last time I saw him, if a little unhinged. More than a little, actually.">With a shrug, she waves her fork at him"Anyway, go on.">Before taking another bite for herself(Also very nice gen!)>>83722235(Possible lol)(Yeah... I've never had much luck with it)(That might be because I'm specifically tagging "otter_girl" as a thing?)(Nice! Perfect! I wasn't sure about the feet but I kinda like the paws lol, and it's much easier to justify than the hands, especially if she uses her legs to swim)
>>83764680>>83765770I will [[Keep this in mind]].
>>83770282(dawwwwwg)>>83770566(I offer you a Lucy with her new hat!)>>83770631Hey Louie, how's it going?
>>83770715(some of these new cards are bretty cute.)
boodigad boodad boodigad boodad boodigad boodad boodigad boodad
>>83770981boog?>>83770234>Nodding"Me too, as much as I prefer to keep the distance!">For both their sake"He really needs to check his budget more often! And not break other people's things.">It would have not been good at all>He certainly got the dexterity in these fingers. Even if he prefers just to use them for boxing"Yes! Sam had no pokemon at all then, said something of a previous one running away when he was a kid. He needed an electric mon to test a robot arm project...it almost worked!">Oh>Hm"Alright, I was a wild mon for many years, then worked for three years year before Sam, then two years with Sam in college, then we graduated five years ago...>Shrug>February 2021, ZAPMAN makes his online debut, in his last months of university. Featuring issues like "sneaking Mho into the dormitories" or "The dorms are on fire because of a defective pokeball blueprint, and ignited my batteries stash""Well, I do not mind him becoming a pokemon, he kind of hinted it before that he needed more time for projects than an human life time could have!">Beat"But! He kept it a surprise, and did not tell anyone that he was going to be missing for weeks until his spirit got in contact again! Even if he was with Kauket the entire time!>Still miffed about that>>83770282(dogg)>>83770566(The explorations and battles with Chadley in the world from there the WANTEDS come from gave him a lots of nifty equipment)(Speaking off, he had a new tank commissioned, and he has plans to "integrate" himself with it)(He saw a cybernetically augmented person do a frog impression and shoot that missile out of his mouth and thought he could replicate it)
>>83742420(Also if Floch ever actually got himself a home)>>83770715(Ooh, very nice! Saved!)>>83771317(Oh right, true)(Is that so? Onboard goop, perhaps?)(What the!)
I've done itI've successfully made Teleo drink the smelly cucumber water. I will now receive (1) one entire box full of BAKED BEANSIt is good to be not alive>>83770566>It's a mystery whether or not Tiffany is consciously giving out gold or if she's just dropping stuff she found on the ground>But it is a lot of money>Humans will put up with a lot for money. Not that Lucy cares a single iota of it>The Espathra's head shakes, her white Cleopatra bob waving in the air. "Yeah, he's, like, SO rude. No sense of decency. Major lame-o. Absolute yuck out of ten. I mean, who goes around acting like they just own the place? Seriously, soooooo grody.">No irony detected in this statement. Either Tiffany is unaware or she doesn't consider herself part of that >The lack of hypnotism is also a problem. You can see the ostrich's eye twitch."Yeah. He's, like, not my type. And his friends stick together so it's hard to, like, do anything about them! They outnumber me and none of my other friends are any good at fighting. They're, like, tooootally useless. And he ate the ones that could fight.">Eating, glorious eating. All of this talk about it is probably a constant strain on Lucy's self-control>Even as they go, Tiff can tell the Scolipede is getting hungry. Her rumbling stomach is as loud as a machine>And with none of these opponents off the menu, that will hopefully be resolved soon"Don't worry. You can, like, have the big ones. I got my own plan and stuff.">She smiles chattily as Lucy talks about her struggles with not becoming public enemy number one."Like, girl, I get it. They're so adorbs and stuff you just gotta have one, right? But, like, Humans have these things called "gonnes" and junk and they're, like, suuuuper bad. So we don't wanna make Humans mad. Plus, like, if you ever get hungry, just go back to the forest or find a restaurant and stuff. That's what I do.">Her own belly rumbles in agreement too. A small blush forms on Tiff's face
>>83770715My head hurts. Could've sworn something was supposed to happen tonight, but I'm not staying awake much longer just to wait for it
>>83771471this nightor next night>>83771450you fieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend
>>83771317“…I’m not sure he has his own money”>But yes, breaking other people’s stuff is apparently a habit>Ran away? What happened to cause that?“And that’s when he won you over with his charm and wit, eh?”>Meeting due to a college project is pretty adorable though>Teleo counts in his fingers as Mho lists the years off“I see. Guess it’s hard to tell when you aren’t really paying attention in the wild. Gah, and that’s one more, I swear I’m the odd one out with everyone in terms of being wild…”>Perhaps it was a good thing Sam was close to graduation before their misadventures escalated past that!>Teleo chuckles and shakes his head before taking another sip“Now that’s a dick move. Tell me you gave him a punch on his nonexistent shoulder when he suddenly showed back up again. But, well, good that it wasn’t a decision that placed a rift between you two”>A good amount of trust in that bond, a decision like that out of the blue could definitely have done some damage“So aside from working at the workshop, what else do you do with your free time? Have any personal projects of your own?”>>83771450Screw you Beryl, you gave me a horrid ultimatumI hope those baked beans are stale>>83771471Aw, well I hope you got some rest, headaches suck
Wah
I'm bored, I want to hang out.
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(Ah yes, they've added Milotic EX that makes the sleep scam deck twice as strong. Yaaaaaay...)
>>83782212(You will take your control meta and you will smile!)
>>83783848(That's not a control meta, that's a "being a fucking asshole meta")(Also I just noticed I somehow messed up my tripcode on the posts above)
>>83784211(They’re synonymous with each other)(Theft too)
>>83784312(Nah, a control deck is like Stoutland deck, that one is funny. Too bad it's really hard to set up)
>>83785060birb
>>83748403 (Teleo)Nooo, Nooooo, well MAYBE but in a CUTE KAWAIII way¡If he wants my HELP in the future he will have to GIVE ME a tribute, it’s only fair.But I’d need some kind of MYSTERY DUNGEON Explorers of DARKNESS TM R¡(I checked my thermometer, max 33.3 °C min 15.6°C, not that bad tbqh. Ho snap that’s smart, I haven’t tried to tiptoe around the easy days, feel like someone would realize what I’m doing.)(Can't quote everyone cuz 4chinz thinks I'm spamming)>>83768350>”Fea” under the plain light of the day it’s even more obvious>Just chatting and swinging his hips here are there as the conversation with Prenne goes>”Fea” happily receives the chocolate and starts sipping it>He’d drink it faster if he wasn’t pretending>His ribbon wraps around Tanner’s arm>Overall he is enjoying extending the prank“Tanner I feel you kind of stressed, when was the last time we did a proper soothing session~”>Maybe Tanner will go crazy when no one notices they changed places>With his chocolate finished, “Fea” still wants a little more, but it’d be uncharacteristically from him>So he approaches Teleo and “Wha-et” in the kitchen grabbing more chocolate“How did you sleep Teleo? I hope my fairy aura didn’t interfere with Wha-et’s typical dream-adventures.”>>83769045>>83768350>After the visit, a certain Zoroark stays behind>Or maybe he transferred with his team and then transferred back>Either way, the Teleo, Wha-et and Doro are in the center.>Wha-et’s tail wagging like crazy he wraps a ribbon around Doro’s arm, he now has two mons wrapped around.“Sooo Doro what you telling to Tanner and your for staying behind? So we all tell the same story~”>The ribbon extends around Doro’s chest, hidden under the fluff, like a collar“Could say you are doing EXTRA training”>His head looks up and down the zoroark’s chest, abdomen and hips.“Wouldn’t be a lie~”>Maybe Wha-et never told Teleo about the plan, for some reason he thought he did.
(I'm finally back btw the way)>>83748734Me¡ You don't wanna see my AMGY SIDE
>>83787114Uh huh, suuuuuure you silly~Then that is probably what he will do! I assume all fairies understand the rules of request and tribute! Expecting one so soon would only provide you disappointment! You must have patience love!I thought you said that was for hatchlings!(Bleh, still hot! Today here was 35 C, and looks like the minimum is 24 C. Looking forward to swapping to night shift next week so I'm not melting at work anymore. Oh does your work like, monitor your activity when you're clocked in or something? My previous work from home job did that, was super annoying. Didn't like being spied on all the time)(Also welcome back!!!)
>>83777869Iuhmild issue herestuck in Unova>>83774979"And that is a problem later.">Like, when he accrues debt>That is still a mystery"Basically. Knew he was onto something. Initially, that was mostly me shocking him.">As usual per budding electric trainers"Guess I did not really have much of an eventful wild life!">Especially because they ran into ZODIAC soon after!"I did glare at him, and I guess he felt that. but also guess he expected to return earlier, to be fair.">Still a dick move"Mostly taking care of my own training equipment, my own gear, lately, and while Sam is busy elsewhere, preparing some things back home before I go back to Alola! Mostly things that will help the poison lads!">This is the longest Mho has gone without shouting>>83788182>>83787114(Seems a cold wave is about to hit here meanwhile. 13 C max here, today)
>>83788182It’s the fairy privilege¡ and I’m a FAIRYBut I waant it NOOOOW, what do you THINK Willow would gift¿ Maybe some rare flower or hidden amber...IT WAS FUNNY¡ I don’t expect anymon to willingly go down there desu, like if you DIE there you’d become a ghost 100%(damn, anything above 32 is inhumane. Night shifts sound coolio but I’ve heard it fucks your sleep up. Not really, but taking a 1 day hole in PTO would be very eyebrow raising, can’t get anything done in 1 day)>>83788517(You'll become IceMan)
>>83788517>New Wha-et quest: Get a damn job>Maybe he can be an influencer or something"Hehe, the classic electric pokemon experience! Our team had a shinx that was the same way, though his shocks weren't really like, accidents. Prideful bastard he was...">A complicated expression crosses his face for a bit after mentioning Sunder"Really now? Not much of note? Guess that makes sense, Doro said its pretty boring when all there is to do is scavenge. I always wondered how my life would have turned out differently if I was born wild, its just difficult to imagine. The most experience I have with it is when we were traveling on the routes, which isn't close to the same thing">Oh jeez, Zodiac really is a thorn in their side huh?"Eh, still, not cool to have people waiting and wondering when you break past your mortal coil. I definitely would have been worrying the longer he stayed away">The mention of a glare is pretty funny though, Teleo bets Mho's stares can be pretty intense!"Cool! Your wrestling skills are pretty impressive. I saw the match you had with Hala, it was honestly more exciting than a lot of the league matches I watched recently! Heard you were going for round two?">The mention of the trio brings a smile to his face"Yeah, glad they're getting all the help they need, they're real nice guys. How have things been between them and the Bureau? I know they mentioned travel within League sanctioned regions is difficult. I got Pa to write up a pass they can use to get in and out of Galar easier under the guise of them being part of his research. Hope they can figure out a solution for everywhere else, though I'm sure Taner could pull his weight on that front. Wouldn't want them to miss the Kalos championship!">Another sip. Mho's self control of his volume is commendable!"Are you all planning on attending? I'm sure Taner and Doro would be happy to see you"(Oh that's not bad at all, though I imagine the min is pretty cold. I hate summer aaaaaaa)
>>83769045>>83787114>He did indeed stay behind, waving off the rest of his team before they transfer away>His attention is brought back to the pair of them when Wha-et wraps his ribbons around his arm"O-Oh, well um...">Doro can feel his face heating up as Wha-et wraps his ribbon around his chest"I just said I was hanging out here for a while, it's not like I'm, um... hiding this or anything.">Though he naively hopes his team doesn't suspect anything!>The Zoroark is also under the impression Wha-et already told Teleo about this"I... suppose it's some kind of training, depending on how you look at it.">Everytime it happens Doro can't believe he keeps ending up in these sitations...(Welcome back!)
>>83788731Ok, fiiiiine fine. You can have joint ownership of my stuff SO LONG as you don't chew cables or break anything because you're bored! It was pretty expensive replacing everything in our home!Patience is a virtue love! I think a flower would make the most sense. He could connect to the Mycellium to find pretty plants to collect for your tribute. You should tell him to find some lavender!Was it funny, or do you like Mystery Dungeon, hmm~? Well, if you compensate them I'm sure they'd be willing! Think of it like posting a quest in a fantasy tavern to delve into the mad lich's lair! Tell them to bring you all the artefacts and report any potential dangers to your rule, and bam, profit!(I'm meeeeeelting, Wha-et, melting! It kind of does, but I already stay up to like 4 AM on my days off so it really doesn't make much of a difference. I just need to put up my blackout curtains and I can sleep during the day. The real issue is if friends / family want to do something, you gotta drag your ass out of bed. Mmmm, yeah I can see that looking weird if that's the case)>>83787114>>83788929>Teleo waves as Doro's team transfer back to where they're staying, but is slightly confused as Doro sticks around>He doesn't really sense anything off given he's perpetually wrapped up by a ribbon>But then Wha-et's sing-song tone is definitely a give away, along with Doro blushing"Oh! Uh, you all planned it to happen today?">NOW Teleo's blushing pretty hard too"Uh, ahem, right, training! Wasn't uh, Fea planning on joining the 'training' too?">He's also pretty sure Fea invited Sneasler for some 'training' if that wink was any indication...>But if not, he's glad Doro's at least sticking around!>Teleo glances at the fox and immediately looks away embarrassed, remembering last time and how much he got excited thinking of exploring his male body..."Right! Uh, I suppose we sh-should head back to the house!">He offers his free hand to the Ruse on their walk back
>>83788517Uh... Well I've been to Alola before so I'm not exactly a stranger to all of this you know. I can travel to here and stuff. Y'know, trainer privilege or something.
Why all the Zoroark I meet so cracked tf out?Look at this fucking creatureWhy would you bring this to the daycare?
>>83789611It needs rootbeer.
>>83789611I think they get lost in their own illusiuns and start BELIEVING them.>>83789103I wasn’t bored I was PROTECTING the house from those ratatas¡Lavenders are NICE, Maybe he could make a BIG ASS lavender, just imagine it...That could work, but then I’d have to pay them proportional to what they get out, doesn’t sound like much of a loot for me. There must be a way to evade paying them, I shall CONSULT the fairy tales on this.(Damn, that’s very late, I don’t have the energy to stay up that late. There are always noises during the day here, specifically dogs barking and the like, can’t rely on them shutting up.)>>83788929>>83789103>Wha-et’s accelerated heartbeat is felt through his feelers, his excitement is taking the best of him.“Yeah I asked Doro if he wanted to have a sleepover~ Right before smacking HIS ass~”>Wha-et gives out a giggle, that prank turned out to fail successfully“Ho my, I thought you were hiding it, Doro’s second LEWD life~”>Wha-et circles between Teleo and Doro locking eyes to the Zoroark like a predator.>But Then Teleo mentions Fea’s plan>He stops for a second, remembering“Ho right, he did mention it, I thought he was fishing for a reaction...”>One can’t really know when Fea is teasing or talking seriously>If it was serious, they could join at any moment>During the walk back, Wha-et moves to sandwich Doro between him and Teleo.“I could barely sleep when Doro accepted the sleepover~ you were sporting that body for a while JUST teasing me whenever I see it~”>That’s a lie Willow’s spores made sure Wha-et slept like a baby“SLUT~”>The sylveon’s tail is going at mach 3 speed
>>83789611dark energies, dude>>83788731don't discount the rare ambersthey can be very valuable(ah hell, time to make an Ice specialist)(also welcome back, forgot to say)>>83788882"Shinx are cute but also quickly become very less cute!">yep"Just like, running around for berries all day, things kind of get blurry. Doro is right! I was aimless until then.">They got exceedingly curious about shenanigans and got roped into a multiple years and going task"The instructions were worrying! Taking off exactly in Halloween, wait for Kauket to say when he is back! Pah!">Ghost stuff is always a mess"Thank you! Had been doing more wrestling instead of my usual boxing. It is a style I like!">His usual move set is four varieties of punches"Their papers are in order, all that remains is for the League to fully recognize them! Alos they were given special pokeballs registered under the Bureau and specifically made by Sam, like a Friend Ball but better!">Friend balls trade low catch rates for various amenities on the pokemon, so, what would be?>And finishing his sips"I think we will! As they will too, in between their own training. Mind, body and spirit, as the tall one says."(4 C minimum next days. Living near the coast makes the weather better)
>>83789611You've met a lot of "cracked out" Zoroark? I'm... not sure why they would be, that's weird.I hope others don't see me like that!>>83789633True>>83789103>>83789666>Doro's about to answer Teleo when Wha-et clarifies first... along with dropping that little tidbit"H-Hey!">He still can't believe Wha-et actually did that... and then he goes and says he thought Doro had a second life"It's not worth the hassle even if it can be a little embarassing...">The way Wha-et stares them down while he circles them both makes Doro shiver>DIstracted by Teleo, he glances over at him"I definitely remember that, but yeah I wasn't sure if it was a joke or not...">Noticing that embarrassed look from the lizard, Doro offers a small smile before taking his hand"Yeah, should probably head back now.">And on the way back Doro inevitably finds himself squished between the two of them>He glances down at the Sylveon as he explains that Doro was apparently teasing him with his body"Huh?">That's news to him!>And then Wha-et loudly declares that Doro's a slut."...I-I...">He was going to deny it, but he remembers all his past encounters with Wha-et back when he was cursed...>Instead he just looks down as his face grows hot from embarrassment.
>>83768350>>83769045>>83787114>The Snea nods"I hope so..oh here he comes.">Listening"...a prank, huh?">Off to get coffee of his own. Also sugar, but non-dairy cream. Non-dairy mostly out of routine.>And to the water lizard"Ah, thanks! Right, well, how to say it, is complicated in other ways, to explain later.">BIG sip>It may be complicated and embarrassing"...wew.">Another look at Doro>Ah, memories>And finally, "Fea" makes his entrance"And a good morning to you too. You seem rather lively.">>83789103>The Snea will gladly accept the invitation from Fea, if it was actually one!>And if it is, he will come along with Fea.
(Welp, all those weird issues with my display? The monitor. Completely shit itself just now, colored bands EVERYWHERE. Lucky I saved my previous one, but now I'm back tiny screen 60 FPS :c )>>83789666>>83790145>Teleo can't help but laugh at Wha-et's excitement. Its quite infectious"So that's what it was...">Jeez, he SMACKED that ass!"Hehe, aw stop being mean to Doro, everyone loves him the way he is, even if he -is- a lewdy fox. Though, I think everyone in our large friend group is lewd~">The fairy is hungry and on the prowl...>Teleo blushes, remembering this morning"Uh, yes I don't think it was a joke. He seems pretty annoyed that everyone thinks he has a small penis. He told me directly he wanted to clear it up in the uh, most direct way possible. And then he did posit Sneasler when everyone was waking up...">At least Teleo's bed is large...>Doro's smile and hand helps Teleo and he shakes himself out of his embarrassment>Teleo isn't surprised Wha-et decides to sandwich the fox between them>Isn't this what happened last time?>Not that he minds in the least, Teleo leans into Doro's soft fur and sighs contentedly"I mean, you -are- very lovely looking Doro, hehe!">Wha-et gets a swat on the ass from Teleo's tail when the fairy shouts that"If anyone here is a slut, its you love~">He throws him a wink>>83790595>And soon enough, they arrive back at his house and opens the door>Anyone lingering in the living room?
>>83790595>>83787114>>83768350>>83764662>Back to the past!"Heheh, yeah, they got us good. I didn't realize our lovely Sylveons swapped places until this morning">He giggles at the Snea"If you say so! I'm all ears when you find a way to explain later!">Aww, the poor nervous gulp of coffee. Teleo can't help but tease, specially when he keeps glancing at the Ruse"Is iiiiiiiit, perhaps, someone in this very room? Ooooh, how fun! Want me to play wingman~?">And to 'Fea'"Slept pretty well on account to drinking so, there's that. No need to worry about your fairy interference, Wha-et's power is unmatched, a measly mon such as you could never overpower his dreams~!">Teleo will assist in sneaking the fairy more chocolate. He needs his sweets after all!>By this time we can say that they all enjoyed a nice breakfast of homecooked pancakes, with assistance from Taner and Inferno>And then Teleo and Wha-et lead Doro and his team back to the Center for them to transfer>But before they leave, a wink is thrown to the real Fea, just so he knows the lizard is interested
>>83789666There are no ratatas Wha-et! You don't have to lie about this, I already know you chewed them! Just, you know, don't do it again!One beeeeeeeg enormous lavender would definitely be a good tribute! Maybe we could try to replant it in the backyard!Well, if the crypt is as dangerous as you think, then most of them won't survive anyways, so that's less you have to pay! (My sleep schedule is just permanently messed up lol. Yeah there's a ton of noise here too, but I have really good earplugs so I can barely hear any of it)>>83789822"Yeah... Definitely less cute...">This is suddenly a topic Teleo wish he didn't bring up"Fair. Well at least you got plenty to work on now with Sam's wild imagination, haha!""That's uh, not exactly specific instructions, nor do they inspire confidence. But sure does sound like Sam">It really does seem that way!"I think you're well suited for it! The fact that Hala wasn't an easy opponent even as a human was what made it so exciting. I wonder what plans he has for this rematch">Variety is the spice of life Mho, screw the four move limitation!"Oh that's great! Hopefully League bureaucracy doesn't drag like it normally does. Interesting... I'll have to check them out when I get the chance. What do they do differently?">Teleo's own empty glass is placed onto the table"Then I look forward to seeing you all. Pfft, haha, yes that does sound like something he'd say">He smiles, but then yawns and glances at the clock. Jeez, late huh?"We should hang out more, you're a nice guy Mho. Kind of feel like a jerk that I haven't asked beforehand. When do you head back to Alola? Maybe we could meet up there and do something?"
I got pinkeyeI didn't even know I COULD get pinkeyehuhSo how's everyone doing tonight?
>>83792175Ghost pinkeye. The bacteria are ghosts! Go get some ghost antibiotics!How the heck did you manage thatAbout to go to sleep since I have to be up early for work
>>83790747(Aww Damn, that's a fried one, is it still in warranty?)>>83790145>Doro is the target of fairy mischief like usual"Sure we all do, but what about the PUBLIC. DORO is a famous trainer after all, with a certain image to KEEP~">The fairy is going to have a piece of that meaty price.>Those morning events... Wha-et tail wags betraying his indifferent response“Ho my he is the one making some WILD claims about his... thing and how much he can give and AALLL that”>He has his expectations in check, who knows what would Prenne say>As Doro bounces between them, the chest ribbon starts going a little higher, transforming from a collar to a leash on Doro’s neck>He is giggling at Doro falling for his teases, but Teleo’s swat along with the refutal has him pouting“Nooo it’s different, cuz I have only y’know huuu broken into him¡ He is the BOTTOMEST Zoroark”>He leans into Doro’s side, purring“And I suspect he is a bigger bottom without the CURSE~”>Wha-et rejoice is the sensations his girls transmit from Teleo and Doro>As they open the door, he adds“Y’know being with a water type has it’s ADVATAGES, with all the watery substances they can make~”>Anyone inside the house could hear that>>83791069Well, I scared the Ratatas, so there shouldn’t be any MORE chewing done to our cables¡That’s a nice idea¡ I saw Willow putting out some huuu of his spores in the backyard, that ought to help¡ or cause a foreign mushroom infestation....And we can finish off whoever manages to make it out, smart Teleo, smaaaaart¡(I try to never go beyond 1 AM. What earplugs? I have ones but they are not that good.)>>83792175Hi Berylyou are early¡
>>83792276I uhDon't think those existIf I had to guess probably during the last intense girlfriend facesitting session with my face all up in that pumpkin anusWell, good luck with that. Imagine working lol>>83792409Good evening pinkyHey I got a question for youWhat if I, like sat on you?How would you react?Oh, another question for youHow's your ears?
>>83792175now you knowand knowledge is powerbash enemies with your brain>>83791069>An uncomfortable topic? He can relate"Wonder what will happen on decades on from now. I know Sam is too much of a sentimental to just let us like...go!">Oh?"Sam is known for being vague. And as a ghost, he is even more vague now, I think that's how he feeds as a ghost!">Theories!"For the rematch, no idea! But I assume it will be a lot longer, the Tapus need to be pleased and all that.">And the local Tapu is the Electric one so, doubly so he needs to put on a performance"But with that, I may finally get the Z-Ring. Sam told me that I could keep it myself, even if it could help him.">Sam is not to take something well earned from others>Maybe Mho should start running more wrestling pokemon moves..."Bureaucracy is one of the things Sam dislikes. I really hope it goes smoothly!">Sigh"Too much of a free spirit for human world I think, er, even before he became a spirit!">Ha"I think he also has plans to fight me, one versus one. I told him to work on his health first!...I think it worked!">For once that Sneasler listens"But it is also time for me to train, he is deceptively strong and fast, for someone built like....">A look at Teleo>SUdden realization: there are some similarities between Teleo and the Sneasler in body plans"...thin!">Was going to say "twig""Anyway! We should. I am going to Alola this weekend. Sam will go too if he can!">>83790747(At least monitors have not gone up in price)(Also beecause I am thinking of replacing my "old enough to be VGA" second monitor for a vertical one)
>>83764662>>83769045>>83787114>>83790595>When Taner arrives, he gets a wave from Flow, Julius and Willow>Doro too, once he's back.>He appreciates Fea's restraint, at least.>Teleo gets a nod from Doro, leaning into the hug just a bit before smirking"I did! Came up with it when me and Wha-et discussed if I could tell apart Sylveon at a glance.">The fox looks over at the two Sylveon in question"Seems like neither of you could, at least when they're trying to blend in, heh.">Meanwhile, a certain Sneasler is sneaking glances at him>Doro's probably assuming his original body is throwing him for a loop after only knowing his cursed form so long>>83790747(aw rip)>>83792175Another case of you remembering what it was like and your ghost body just doing that?>>83790747>>83792409>He blushes more when Teleo confirms there was no hiding what happened. Though he appreciates his defense, even if a part of him kinda likes the treatment>Back to Wha-et..."Err, yes. But I do my best to make sure they don't know the details of my private life!">It's on a strictly need-to-know basis!>Meanwhile, the conversation about Fea gets a snort out of Doro"I'm not surprised that's his solution, he might even do it too.">Not that he thinks either of them would mind getting flashed by a Sylveon like him>In a manner of speaking, it's exactly what happened!>The fox is oh-so-soft to the touch, perfect for Teleo to sink into as he leans in"Ah? Well thanks Teleo! You both look quite nice too!">He blinks at the sound of the swat"Did-">And now he's chuckling again, Wha-et got a taste of his own medicine!>Wha-et of course, manages to turn it around though"I- shush you!">As if he can deny Wha-et's claims! Especially when he's leaning into him purring like that... how could he?>Doesn't stop him from looking anywhere but at Wha-et>The Sylveon's little outburst makes Doro freeze"I, um, if you say so!">He's sure he'll experience that firsthand soon enough...
>>83792656Hmm...I could go around infecting people with ghost pinkeye. I feel that might be a bit crude thoughSOWhat's the hubbub, bub?>>83792756Most likelyBit annoying reallyCause this shit itches and oozes and it actually just sucks
>>83769045>>83787114>>83792756>>83790903“I thiiiink I’m going to get the go-ahead from Prenne too. The rumors of Porychan corrupting are true, eh? Just a few months after posting there and here we are scheduling an orgy~”>No shame at all this one>But utter confidence has met its match in the power of an unexpected boop!>He doesn’t even have a response to being called adorable, and normally he’d be leaping on that!>He recovers by the time he’s talking about Lightspeed though“Seems like his type is something like “Cute Nickit’s that steal things, get chased down, then start flirting and say their sorry and get immediately forgiven by everyone” but I only have one example~. Soooooooooo maybe ‘flirty, but not overly so’ is the type? Hmmmmmm…”>His ribbons wave in the air softly as he gives this some actual deeper thought“Actually, I’d say the type he’s looking for might be ‘obviously interested.’ Ironic, he’d prefer someone he doesn’t have to metaphorically chase~. Of course there’s probably more to it than that… Playful, is probably helpful. Buuuuuuut I hate to say it, I think my speedy brother really is a ‘surface level’ mon so cuteness is important too.”>He really did give that some thought!>Meanwhile, after they get down>Taner sips his coffee… slowly and with great suspicion! (Not of the coffee though, though he may add actual milk to it…)>That’s typically the reaction to Repose moving places, and Teleo may be imagining it, but was there a slight curve of a smile for a fraction of a second when he saw Teleo was startled? Probably not, he’s far too stoic for that!>”Wha-et” wraps Teleo’s arm with a ribbon“SHHHHH you can’t give him the FIRST lesson for FREE I need to fund my Pokebu collection¡”>Taner squinting intensifies>>Proper soothing session“Uh, well, you’ve got me in the ribbons right now…”>Squinting intensifies again!>No wait now he’s just closing his eyes entirely lol
(Sorry for the long gaps between posts, this time of year keeps me busy)>>83770587>That’s typical of a Taner!>As typos are very typical of a me :P >Star adds>”Teleo may have been powered up for that shot. And we had weakened him significantly as well as separating his shell from his Slowbro half. Even so; there is a reason we were so eager to take Teleo up on his offer to help even after only meeting him recently. The power of his snipe shot is significant.”>Taner adds“Yeah, and his aim too– he even managed to hit Lightspeed at full speed -after- he used Agility!">Very impressive>Taner goes on“So, Lightspeed managed to push 512 into a Pokemon that tried to eat him, but he’s still alive and escaped, I don’t think they got nearly as much as what they were hoping for. I still don’t count it as a loss though, because we managed to rescue Vex, Substance T, and Subject Two, who managed to escape from Zodiac, and they’ll be going by new names in the future, but haven’t decided yet what those will be. Vex was in really rough shape, though. And tried to escape the hospital to have a battle, which put him in even more rough shape. He’s still able to battle though, for sure.”>Taner takes another bite, that sounds like about the end of it…“Oh, and there’s the grunt that Daniel is helping on the legal side but, uh, if that doesn’t go well for some reason, he and his Pokemon partner would probably make a good recruit for the SEKHMET initiative.”(Thx! And here it is again since I’ve already taken too long getting these responses typed out and ready lol)(Also, do you want to play out Prenne answering the call from Wha-et who’s pretending to be Fea? I think that could be pretty funny but I know you have your hands full)>>83770631Oh dear.>>83770760(I love this)
>>83767379>>83767909>Taner nods“I know.”>It is what they need>Taner thinks their goals are going to go beyond getting stronger with a trainer and seeing the world, but that seems like a good start>Taner chuckles a bit“He -would- look good with a purple bell! Red would match his claws too, though!”>There’s no way they’d be able to get him to wear it>Star nods>”Agreed. I have to reassure my Taner of this not infrequently else he will return me to my Friendball whenever it appears I may sustain injury.”>Seems like it was a hard lesson for Taner to learn and perhaps even a source of frustration at some point, but not recently>It seems that, between Sam and Taner, the trio should be getting as smooth of a path as possible to the rest of their lives“Yeah, that’s right! I think we’ll get there faster than you think. The only issue is going to be figuring out what to do with your new freedom, but we’ll all help on that, too, you aren’t going this alone, after all!”>>83789666>>83790145>>83790747>In fact, Fea mentioned joining in with Prenne!>But did he mean today, or later?>I’m going to leave that up to >>83770587 but with the addition that if we do it now, I’m probably going to be at one post a night until July 4th and afterwards, the next few days have me BOOKED>>83792854Pinkeye is terrible, don’t do that! Aren’t spells more fun when they are more like a prank than just, pain for the sake of pain?Maybe make their eyes literally pink. Glowing pink even, with sparkles. Find like, someone who’s really “mainly” and hates being called gay, you know the type, and then make his eyes and hair glowing pink with sparkles for a week. That’s both a funny prank and likely to get you a lot of negative emotions to suck up, maybe even more than the literal pink eye would! Come on, you can get innovative with it without resorting to just murder and pain with different wrappings all the time!
>>83768350>Taner has to wait until he looks in a different direction… will he look in a different direction? Perhaps waiting is actually not the correct thing to do, if he walks but… but Taner can hardly open the door as is, if he does, that’ll be seen for sure while he’s looking across the bushes!>Then again, if Julius walks to C7 and Taner manages to stay hidden, then>Taner makes a decision– if Julius looks away, he’s going to slowly open that door and try to sneak in… he assumes Star wouldn’t have the doors locked, that’d just be unfair, even if it would be realistic! But if Julius starts in the direction of the tree he was hiding behind, he’s going to crawl closer to the gate instead>And in any case, here’s his roll! He also has to not get spotted peaking…>>83766121That sounds like how Star might put it, and I agree!Shaders are something that one can apparently apply with an, uh, emulator, and they can mimic how the game would look on various different style CRT, getting all the way down to, like, what it’d look like with component or composite plugs.>>83765770Ah. Yeah, I’ve heard a lot of new ones have advertisements on them that are nearly impossible to get rid of, too. For someone who wants to tinker and, like, probably install a new OS on it or something, I can see how just about any smart TV would be annoying to work with.>>83792854Also, follow up because I didn't realize you were purposing this because you got Pinkeye, even if it's ghost Pinkeye, if you can get it somehow, you can probably cure it with drops or something somehow, too? Maybe? There's got to be a way!
>>83793140>>83793171Hm...Harassing the insecurely masculine by excessive use of the color pink? I do like, I do likeAnd I'll make liberal usage of pride flags. And all the other flags too. There's like a flag for everything now. Is there a flag for vore pride? Out of sick curiosityPinkeye isn't lethal! It's just an inconvenience. Although given eye drops cures it, which I did not know, it sees like it's one of those "worse than it seems" sorts of deals.
>>83793256Yes, that. Funny, and gets you the emotions you crave. The flags would probably help add to it but may be a bit on the nose!I don’t think there’s a “snuff pride” flag so I don’t think there’d be a “vore pride” one either because, barring very very specific circumstances, those are mostly the same thing. It’d be like wearing a shirt that said “I like killing for sexual pleasure and this isn’t a joke.” Not many people or even wild Pokemon would buy that shirt, I think. And most wild Pokemon don’t use flags.From what I understand, the drops can cure the allergy type, and the bacterial type, but not the viral type– but they can very much help ease the pain of the viral type. I didn’t realize there were three different types of pink eye. That’s way too many types of pink eye.
>>83793362I looked it up as a joke and apparently it's real. So...This is weird even for me. I'll discard this thought.Now then, the trick is to find such folks like this. In Sinnoh it's a bit trickier because people don't tend to be outwardly assholes, but over by other regions it may be easier to spot.Trying to think of the most assholish region I know...Hm...Kalos. Definitely Kalos. I'll scry around there.I... didn't know that there was a difference either. Boy, this pinkeye stuff sure is complicated. How come diseases have to be so obtuse? Why can't they just stop mutating and stuff? Not like they're even alive. Are they? Are viruses alive?Ask Star
>>83792854it would be very problematicuhstill waiting for this damn Wooper>>83789197speeaking of, I forgot to reply to you, oopsbut no, I am not in Alola currentlyI am awaiting for the aforementioned Wooper to come out
And now, I must sleep.>>83793403Of course it’s ghost type colors.I’m not even as surprised as I should be. Just, disappointed. Not sure in who. The entire world, maybe?Kalos, perhaps! Or Unova. Unova is what I was thinking of.I asked Star and she says…"Diseases cannot stop mutating because mutation is not a conscious choice; it is a statistical inevitability.As for whether they are alive: that is a matter of ongoing debate among human scientists but the general consensus is no. To be considered 'alive' under standard definitions an entity must be able to metabolize energy and reproduce on its own. Viruses can do neither. They do not eat, they do not grow, and they are completely inert on their own. They are essentially just rogue packages of genetic instructions wrapped in a protein shell.Think of a virus like a malicious line of code on a flash drive. The flash drive itself is not a computer. It cannot process data or power itself. But if you plug it into a functioning computer– in this case, a living host cell– it hijacks the computer's machinery to manufacture millions of copies of itself until the computer breaks."So there we go! And that means whatever you have is much more likely to be the allergy type than a virus type, I think?Also, goodnight!
>>83793453You're waiting for a Wooper?Oh. Sir Soggy?Look, Wooper are...Not smart. So I wouldn't put all your eggs into a Wooper shaped basket, okay? Do hope he comes back though. He amuses me>>83793556Fufufu, it's as if someone similar to me made it. Ah, good old ghost shenanigans. Aren't we so disappointing? Ahuhuhu~Unova? Aren't you from there? So harsh on your own region. How cruel.Hmmmm... So it's not really alive, yet it's autonomous. I wonder where it came from then? The first virus, and how it manages to perpetuate. Of course plagamancy is a well known school, given a certain other witch's liberal use of it, but for something with an organic origin it isn't actually truly living is it?I blame Arceus for this unfinished nonsense jumbling around.
>>83767909>>83793140>The past-er>Long hikes help with the thinking"No straws needed, I am awake at night once again.">The poison lizard nods, he will accompany him"Yes! Or a golden one to match the gems.">Truly, there are options. There will be much accessorizing later>Maybe he can convinced...>Back to Sam"Or when Mho decides to not back down. He has taken some serious blows.""Don't REMIND me.">Classic dynamics"Thanks everyone, for the help. It is very appreciated.">To which the poison lizard adds"Even more so coming from us. We may not be stuck here on the end.">Thinking"Maybe a week still, for our friend to recover. But then...">Thinking"We shall prepare ourselves at Sam's place. Then we may follow you, Taner, if you don't mind.">>83790903>>83792756>The past>That's a visibly embarrassed Snea"Ah, I will. In time. Right on time.">Sippppppp"I mean. It is many things, including some things that are but, ah, hard to solve.">Cough"But I adapt. I always do.">But, that does not deny the glances at Doro>Doro is unconsciously, right about things."I knew these two were up to something! It is something about to say, their movements.">Trying hard to change the topic>But also still listening to Fea"Ah, I feel him. Just wants to be sure is onto him.">And what of the Salazzle and Muk duo?>They are just barely waking up>>83790747>>83793140>With Prenne, and perhaps a Snea friend since it seems Fea invited him too?>And in that case, he is anxious. He may have to soon reveal the complications>But at least he accessorized himself for the occasion! Leather claw guards and and extra something in the bag. The lizards convinced him after all...
>>83793171exactly, locked down AND another way to blast you with unwanted shit!I wish them a merry going out of business>>83793556see you>>83793727Sir Soggy, yesI know he has issues, but, I am patientI NEED that special Pokegear
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>>83794024Have you tried asking politely?Ah who am I kidding, of course you haveBut they probably forgot by now knowing themSilly blue thing>>83794175nnnnnnnnng?
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>>83793453Oh okay gotcha yeah sure avoid me, fuck you too then.
>>83794248yeswaitwho am I asking to, the cavern air?>>83796367not trying to avoid you, I am just really good at forgetting to replyfeel free to join me in this search in the wellspring cave, in Unova
>>83792553How do you know? Can you see them? HMM?I had a feeling that was the case>>83792656>Highly uncomfortable“You think he’s going to convince you all to go the same route he did? Seems like literally everyone we know is trying to become immortal”>Vague posting for nutrition, how quaint“Or maybe he just likes being annoying in that front. Heheh”>Oh right, the Tapus. They’d want an even better show this time for sure“Then show em hell, Mho! Suplex that old man!”>They never got one the first time?“The interesting question is, can you activate it on your own? Don’t Z-Moves need your human to do a funny dance”>Can Sam even do a funny dance in his state?>Mho should take lessons from a Hawlucha and Incineroar!>No one likes bureaucracy…“Yeah, the less headaches the better. I don’t foresee it being an issue though”>He’s a free bird!>Thar certainly sounds like Sneasler“At this point if we want him to listen to us, just promise him a fight, haha!”>Sneasler does seem the type to utilize blistering speed and dexterity“Well hell, another fight I gotta see. You planning on going easy on him, or make him work for it?”>Teleo tilts his head when Mho struggles to find the right word for a second>…Was he going to call them twinks>Nevermind that“Perfect! I can transfer over easily enough, so let me know when you make it over and I can head there too. Hopefully Sam can make it! I’m not sure Soggy’s going to return to that cave anytime soon…”>How long has Sam just been waiting out there by now?(Yeah luckily. Will have to look around. Just kinda tight on money due to vacation expenses to the timing on the monitor becoming kill is pretty unfortunate)
>>83793995>>83792756>>83793044>>83787114>Teleo nods to the real Fea“Probably for the best at the rate things seem it be heating up…”>His house is full of horny pokemon“Well… yeah, porychan is definitely corrupting. I blame Wha-et and Doro though!”>This weakness will be remembered“So 2% of you, got it, heheh”>Maybe Lightspeed likes cute girls that do petty crimes and have fun doing it. Someone that can match his energy and he can chase around“It does seem like he needs someone to be very, very clear they’re interested in him. He’s smart, just uh, oblivious to some things. Maybe it his hyperactive mind that makes it hard to pick up hints”>Downstairs, with the ruse“The drinking didn’t help either. Fea’s acting is pretty spot on. Though unfortunately, Wha-et’s just plushier than he is, and I’m -intimately- familiar with my boyfriend so, it was only a matter of time”>Still a damn good prank!>Turning to Snea“Hard to solve, adapt, in time, all I hear are excuses! You won’t know for sure unless you try, right? Just, go out there and shoot your shot!”>Ooooooh, no denial huh? So adorable he just wants to squish the two together so they can kiss>Snea piecing the prank together is freakin adorable>And speaking of those sleepy heads…>…did they want to join the fun later?>Meanwhile, everything is completely normal for Taner! No ruse here!“You ok Taner? You’ve been squinting a lot”>Does he need new glasses?>Repose is going to give someone a heart attack one of these days>Glancing down at ‘Wha-et’“First lesson is always free! That’s how you get people hooked!”
>>83792409>>83792756>>83793995>Poor masochist Doro“Yes, yes he does, so maybe shouting at the top of your lungs obscenities about his sex life is not a good idea!”>If Fea wasn’t married, he’d have flaunted his meat to everyone on the spot“I suppose we’ll see the truth soon enough!”>Teleo smiles as he snuggles a little with the fox“Of course we do, Wha-et and I are a perfect match and all~”>He really appreciates the compliment though>He joins in on the laughing. Wha-et needs someone to keep his bratty attitude in check“Well one, he was female before so it’s not like he could have topped. Well, I mean, she could have but you get the idea! And two, have you even given him the chance to top? Doesn’t seem fair to call him a super bottom if you don’t!”>He glances back to the Ruse“Just uhm, you know, you don’t have to capitulate to all of Wha-et’s teasings! Everyone has their favored positions, h-haha!”>Hearing Wha-et say that the moment Teleo opens the door makes him blush even harder>He has half the mind to spank him again!>But walking in, he sees a nervous looking Snea!>Even if Fea was the one that invited him, Teleo doesn’t mind one bit>And if the other Sylveon doesn’t get permission from Prenne, Teleo has a plan to give the poison type his own personal invitation>He saunters up with a mischievous grin until they’re face to face aaaand>Plants their lips together to share a kiss for a few moments>Once he pulls back, he gives the Snea a wink and takes one of his sheathed claws and begins pulling him upstairs along with the others“I’ve been wanting to do that since last night, you adorable thing~”>>83793140(No worries. I know both of you are busy but I don’t mind you joining the fun! We can always do it again once you have more freetime to enjoy it! Maybe as a championship de-stresser~)
>>83793044>>83790903>>83793995>>83792756>>83799015>He looks up to Snea as he enters the house“I have tons of energy each morning, a whole night to power up energy and release through the day~”>”Fea” leans into Tanner giving the soothing session a start>The ribbon in his arm just squeezes it randomly“Exactly, I can feel you are hooo sooo stressed Tanner, maybe me being in the tent has you a little more... anxious than normal~”>He snickers a little “Nothing a draining kiss wouldn’t fix~”>He gives Tanner a quick peck on the cheek, obviously not the draining kiss“There much better innit?”>He gives his chocolate another sip>Wha-et’s tail wag with Teleo’s praising>It’s a roundabout way to get them, but he likes it“Ho damn I guess there are some things I can’t FAKE as easily as, Wha-et seems too smart for some of my usual fairy trickery¡”>He straight up just talked normal, too excited to clown on the real Fea to pretend>Good thing Tanner is getting everything filtered through Star, she is holding the prank together>He grabs the second cup of chocolate
>>83793171Ohh interesting, I had no idea that was a thing! But if you can do that, then why the interest in an actual CRT? Is it more for the sake of an authentic experience, I suppose?>>83793995>>83793140>Plenty of hiking to do on the routes!>Teleo shrugs“If you don’t mind then. I can stay up a little while longer but I still feel a tinge of exhaustion from that Hydrosnipe…”>Sooo many options for accessorizing!>Teleo will just buy all of them and give them to the Snea“Sounds like we need to have a little shopping day, get a little something for everyone, haha!”>Teleo is good at convincing>Classic bickering!“I think it’s endearing Taner is that worries for your health. Just don’t pull a stunt like that during the championship!”>He teases to the human>Teleo nods to the duo with a smile“Like I said, no worries. We’ll do everything we can to help you all out!”>Resting a week sounds like a good idea, and it gives Sam time to make that machine for Snea
>>83799071>>83792756>>83793995“My lips are sealed¡ Doro’s pseudo-celebrity status ADDS to his charms, like a juicy MEAT everyone wants but can’t get~”>He says that last part when he is behind Doro, staring at his bottom“Ho hopefully we will see something before he gets smacked back into his BALL”>And with a giggle, Wha-et prances outside the center, excited.“Yeah, but giving isn’t slutty, it’s ALPHA MALE stuff. While taking is the slutty side of it. That’s what makes it different¡”>He finishes his explanation with a satisfactory huff>Teleo mentioning Doro topping raises Wha-et’s ears, he keeps purring“Nope, I have never given him the chance~¡>He giggles, as the leash-ribbon gently pushes Doro’s head down, the bratty fairy...“Only strong dominant mons get to do that, and my Doro here could never RISE up to claim me~”>That could fuel Doro’s desire to take revenge on the Sylveon for all he made him go through“But I could make an exception if Doro properly BEGS me enough~”>It’s always games with him>He bites his lips when he sees the Snea nervous in the living room, he starts to blush the whole situation catching him off guard.>He genuinely thought the house was empty, Doro’s ribbon leash disappears into his chest fluff. >But then Teleo goes and kisses him!>He wasn’t expecting that, and then Teleo grabs Snea upstairs>Wha-et follows along, tugging Doro up with his tail wagging wildly
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Woah
(xitter now has a human check)(bruhhhhh)
(And the fucking step-up battle is against the sleep scam deck oh my fucking god I hate this game and these retarded devs)
>>83802573(Huh? I didn't got anything)>>83802712(Lmao I just did it, Comfley saved me, I saw sleep decks running Mega altaria, IG mega mylotic slots in better, but would make the deck weaker to techs)
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>>83803677(guess i'm just unlucky.)
soggysoggysoggysoggysoooogggyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyman>>83798973>Very uncomfortable"Not sure of that either! Ghosts are long lived yes, but not immortal. And he knows it!">Sam could feed himself by posting vaguely online, if he were to actually realize himself fully as a ghost"It's how he is, it is a sport to him!""I have plans! I will need to lift like I have never lifted!">A show worthy of any Tapu>It is a complicated situation"No idea. We'll see them, not it can do much since I am still doing the trials by myself!">Hard mode, basically>Still, some other of Sam's pokemon can go along for non trial things"He does not even have a head and can feel the headaches! I think that is at least a good sign!">Hah"That's how it works with that Snea. I do hope it is not some weird inferiority complex, he has a lot going on.">Speed, dexterity and physical strength! At a cost...."I don't pull my punches, and I made that clear to him. At most I remove my gauntlets for wrestling matches.">Which is also a sign that he takes wrestling seriously>The Snea does have twink energy"I hope for Sam's sake he does find Soggy! He is almost close to fixing his sensory issues, and now is taking too much time not working on his body!">Many days, now(When it rains, it pours. Here is to hope no other funny sudden expenses)>>83802573(hell)
>>83798322You're acting suspicious.What's a Wooper again... Oh it's a water type because OF COURSE IT'S ONE ARE YOU ALL DOING THIS ON PURPOSE?
>>83806870why would a Wooper have a very bespoke piece of custom hardware with potentially critical information? no idea but I have to see it myselfalso they are party ground type, not a good experience for me either
>>83807066HELLO, FIRE TYPE, ME NO LIKE GROUND TYPES EITHER??????!!??!???
>>83807442sheesh, just say noanwayscan't leave just yet
>>83806789"I thought they were? Ghosts are so confusing...">Super powerlift Mho arc begin! >...Kind of hot>Who said that"Lookin' forward to it then! How much can you already lift?">Because Mho already looks really strong!"I bet Sam could figure something out where you could utilize some of the energy from the crystals at least. Humans are crafty with that kind of stuff. Hopefully it works better than my band though">Sometimes Teleo forgets Sam has other pokemon on his team..."Something at least. The sensory depravation must be driving him up the wall at this point">It sounds like it might be, given the Snea's treatment at the hands of Zodoac and disability. He does seem like he wants to prove he's capable on his own"I just hope I really cemented that he should take his recovery slow and steady. Would break my heart if he got seriously hurt again because he feels like he needs to achieve some nebulous goal">Speaking of"Just don't put him back onto a hospital bed, eh?">Finally someone else for everyone to call a twink. Maybe Teleo and Doro will be spared just a little"Honestly it might just be a good idea to call it for now and have some sort of plan for rapid transport back to Unova when Soggy shows back up. While the stuff he has is interesting and might lead to something at large, we aren't too sure it contains anything solid">Its a whole mystery that they've only really scratched the surface of at best(I sure hope so...)
>>83807934Alright, stay in your cave then~
>>83792409Good to hear there won't be any more cable damage then! Because if you liked my previous TV I got a suuuuprise for yoooou!I think if we can get a special plant like that growing, maybe your parents won't skin me alive haha. Wait, what? Did that happen during the movie night? Do... Shiinotic spores grow something? I should probably look into this before Morelull start randomly popping up...Hmmmmm, I don't know about that, sounds like some super villain stuff. Are you a super villain?(oop missed this one sowwy)(nah the warranty ended last year. thing barely lasted 3, kind of annoyed)(Fair and healthy lol! I've always been a night owl for whatever reason and I sleep like shit. Might honestly do a sleep study to see if something is wrong. I got Mack's Snore Blockers, a fresh one is like complete silence)>>83802573(weird...)
>>83806789>>83808022(yeah.)(at least i still have some old pics laying around already.)(mmm digiorno hand-tossed style crust. yum.)
>>83808017damn>>83808002"Ghosts kind of vanish eventually...I think!">Sorta>Mho puts the power in lifting"Well, a lot! Helping Sam in the workshop means a lot of carrying things, but, I should measure how much is my maximum!">(Mostly because I do not know exactly how much it should be lol)"Sam got inspired by Kauket's own usage of her Mimikyunite, to keep her own enhanced form up indefinitely. But maybe, there is more!">yeah"Indeed it does. When he can eat again, it's burger time!">The Snea has many naysayers to shut up. Most if not all of those are in his own head"Or even a long time goal, like fixing himself, or getting revenge on his old trainer! But yes, got it. No gauntlets!">twink club twink club"Sam is kinda hitting himself over not getting to Soggy fast enough! That is why he still waits."
>>83808022Oooo surprise I LOVE surprises¡ I hope it’s a GOOD one¡Hmm growing something like gigantic flowers sounds VERY hard thing to do, might require a ton of magic. It’s worth a shot, with a plant that size I would get all my parents inheritance¡I do not, I guess they do, that WILLOW was so overjoyed with the gift he began throwing them all over the floor. We could sell the Morelull, or recruit them to our cause, a plant-based army...Wuh, that was you IDEA, what matters is the INTENTIONS and mine are CRYSTAL pure and good¡ (I feel yah, it’s a gamble once things are out of it, I have had monitors still kicking after years and other die instantly.)(I have only seen those in movies, can’t imagine falling asleep in a hospital tbqh. I do have a pretty elaborate sleeping now that I think about it. I have Loop earplugs, a blanket over my head, four pillows, a wrist bracer and cloths to grab.)
>>83808107(That's good! I should really start saving some of the art I like)(ooh that does sound good)>>83808446"I feel like Beryl mentioned something like that but I don't think I ever asked specifics">He's so strong and muscular"Ha! I bet. Especially now that he doesn't have arms? Or, I guess at the moment he doesn't. Probably a good thing to know if you plan on trying to improve! I've forgotten my own, though its definitely not nearly as high as it once was">Lifting isn't exactly great on your back"Oh, so she's permanently in a mega state? I didn't know Mimikyu had a mega stone discovered">Mmmm, burgers..."Sounds like a cookout is in order then!">There's nothing wrong with wanting to prove yourself of something, just so long as it doesn't become self destructive"That too. Hopefully traveling with Taner will help him not act rashly but knowing the 'adventures' they find themselves in...">Teleo is not a twink! Teleo is not a twink!"Maybe you should set a hard timer for him if he's going to be stubborn about it, just so he doesn't rust waiting out there">>83808668I think you'll like it!Good thing there's a certain someone with untold fairy powers, eh? Oh that would piss your siblings off, lets do it, heheh!How did we all miss that... Hopefully that isn't a big deal or anything. Suppose I could ask Doro about it too. Recruiting them sounds like the choice you would make!I said nothing about 'finishing the survivors off'! I just mentioned that adventuring is a dangerous job and stated the fact that some might not return! That last one was your suggestion, mister pure and good!(Yeah. The one time I got a warranty and it dies once it expires x.x)(One of my friends did one and found out he had sleep apnea lol. I think I'm just a super light sleeper. Ahh the pillow fort strategy, I did that at my old place when the neighbors were doing lawn care for freakin hours. Yeah these ear plugs are a lot longer than the loop ones, so they soak up everything)
>>83808446Don't you damn me, you asked for this.
>>83799015>>83799133>>83792756>>83793044>To Whaet"I was told that there was something about the moon and fairies, and right, I believe you. Feels almost like Dark types.">Ironically enough>Now the Snea has actually stopped blabbering>If just to finish his coffee in one big gulp"Right. Right! I will take Fea's invitation. I will come! Maybe that will help.">No denial at all. But also may be just memories. Or maybe both.>That is one attentive Snea"Hm, my team mates should be waking up. Right on time, we have have decided on names...maybe!">The sleepy heads may come if invited. But if not, they have plans for eachother, in the privacy of their tent.>>83799071>>83799768>>83792756>Getting blasted with water pokemon facts was not the thing the Snea was expecting when opening the door"Wha...?'>I mean, that's not wrong, but it does stun the Snea for a bit as he processes what he is getting into>Just enough for the spy lizard to slink into his personal space>and.......kissed! Might have to pull off the breath mask, that is always allowed between friends>this one serious case of stomach butterflies now"Oh. haaaa....give me a second, will you?">Because he has one thing to show, from his bag>It's a cat bell, a golden one too, on a collar>Whaeet is on full top mode"Careful now, you may get more than you asked for.">Thinking>Actually starting to get fired"I mean, if you were with Doro when cursed....Doro could have easily pulverized you.">And a look to Doro"Right?"
>>83793171>Movements:>Thneqf unira'g zbirq. Srn purpxrq nebhaq gur pbeare ng W6. Fgne vf cnfg gur qbbe va U69, oevrsyl purpxvat bhgfvqr.>Sybj vf abj yrnavat ba gur fhccbeg cvyyne va V2. Jvyybj vf ng gur qbbe va R1, ohg cnhfrq orpnhfr ur znl unir urneq fbzrguvat.>Taner's deliberations give time for Julius to... continue onward towards where he heard that noise earlier.>It seems Taner's going for the gate! Unfortunately, it seems he's managing to cause about as much noise as possible right now, rustling, creaking... even some branches snapping! Taner's making a real ruckus!>Behind him, he can distantly hear Julius's voice in the direction Taner approached from"Confound these human senses...">His voice is getting closer fast! This time it's unlikely Taner will be so lucky, he has mere moments before Julius arrives, and he's only just reached the end of the bush in C8! Things have gone south really fast!>>83793044>>83799015>>83793995>>83799133>Doro looks quite proud of the prank he came up with"I usually do come up with pretty great ones! But yeah, it was inevitable you'd find out, I'm just glad it went on as long as it did!">He finishes off his coffee, blissfully unaware of the thoughts Teleo and the Sneasler are having about him
>>83808668>>83808022if you end with a mushroom infestation, I have a spare flamethrower>>83809051yes I didbut also you looked like you needed someone to hang out withthough uh, Mho is doing an errand somewhere else>>83808887(Always save pics, you never know when they get taken down)"Something about willingness to live. Sam may one day think he has finished all his projects...">An idea that he does not want to think much about>Not many like Mho around, alas"Exactly! He has many robot arms in his workshop, but I am the one with all the strength!">The temptation to flex right there is strong"Mimikyunite, Mimikyun, agh! Meant the z-crystal!">Mild mistake."Soon, hopefully! Haven't had many burgers myself either. Did I tell you we missed Thanksgiving while waiting for Sam?">That is far more than irksome"We had our dinner later, but, still!">Be easy on the Snea, he is a whirlwind of emotions now that he is free and no longer in a year long mind control neurotoxin haze"I think the adventures will do him good! It may even help with his own more academical plans, with Star's help.">Twink cluuuuuuuuuuub"If he does not return in a week I am uprooting him and Farad! AH, Farad is another one in our team, an Eelektross.">And also current holder of the Sam PDA
>>83793140(What Teleo said, no need to overload yourself since we can always do it again later!)>>83799071>>83799768>>83809378>He blames... well really it's been this way since he was a Zorua.>Wha-et describing him as juicy meat only makes him blush more.>Though he can't help chuckling when Teleo says that"Heh, yeah maybe that's a bit much...">He most definitely would>Doro can't argue with that! ...Teleo and Wha-et being a perfect match. Wha-et's argument for being an alpha male, well, Doro would have a hard time convincing Wha-et otherwise for obvious reasons>The poor Zoroark can feel his face heating up as the conversation leads to the prospect of him topping, looking between the two of them sheepishly before answering Teleo"I, uh, I know that...">He doesn't want to outright admit he enjoys it so much, but with how much stronger he is, is there really any other explanation?>And then Wha-et tugs his head down with the improvised ribbon-leash"Ah- c'mon Wha-et, we aren't even in the house yet!">He's not sure if he could even get into the mindset needed to top the bratty Sylveon>And then, they're here walking inside only to see the Sneasler inside>Doro quickly straightens up as Wha-et releases him from his "leash">Any embarrassment is replaced by surprise as he watches Teleo pull him into a kiss!"Woah!">Teleo can be really suave when he wants to be, even just watching it play it, Doro can't help blushing>When he pulls out the golden collar, Doro blinks at it"Oh...? I wonder what you've got in mind for that.">He'll soon find out, he's sure>Meanwhile, as he's dragged along by Wha-et upstairs, the Sneasler's comments get a glance from Doro>He looks between the two of them and shrugs, still being tugged along by the Sylveon"I, er, yeah I suppose...">But how could he pulverize such a pure and innocent fairy?>Okay he's neither of those things but still!
>>83808887(i do, but i'm horribly organized.)(very. love me some detroit style too.)
>>83809378>>83799768>>83810263>Doro definitely has plenty of juicy meat>The fox topping Wha-et would be hilarious. Someone needs to put that damn fairy in his place!>Teleo could show Doro how its done so he could get his revenge!"Good! After last time, I don't mind returning the favor~">If Doro does indeed enjoy topping that much, Teleo definitely wouldn't mind some of that juiciness inside him...>Wha-et doing Wha-et things and almost dragging Doro with that ribbon!"Haha! Wow, if you were this pent up you could have snuck into the bedroom last night, I was rearing to go then!">He smirks"Oh I'm sure someone will be begging at some point~">Teleo expected Doro to be embarassed at someone else listening in to their lewdness, but Wha-et being caught off guard was a surprise!>As for the kiss, its definitely passionate, but very much so a tease>Teleo's tongue playfully ghosts against the Snea's lips, just enough to get him excited>Seems like it worked!>The lizard is definitely more confident than last time! He even throws Doro a wink at the end>The Snea is down right adorable"Hahaa~ No worries! Just wanted you to know how serious we were about that invitation!">And a cat bell collar is pulled out!"Oh that's so cute! You'll look adorable with that! Want some help putting it on?">...Unless its for someone else!>Doro definitely could have done some pulverizing when he was cursed, he's a trained mon after all"Wha-et better watch himself this time then, hehe~">Hand around Snea's claws, everyone heads upstairs and Teleo starts grabbing some necessities for their 'training'>With all the teasing and kissing and cuddling on the way, the tip of his excitement is already juuust peaking out from his slit"Oh, did Salazzle and Muk want to join? I'd be more than happy if they were interested!"
>>83809378>>83799133>>83792756>>83793044>Oh! Names? That's exciting and definitely worth celebrating!>Teleo lights up at that comment"Fantastic news! What'd you all come up with?">>83810065"Ahh right, that was it. A reason to linger. Well, maybe he'll pick up a new hobby!">Definitely not fun to think about that sort of stuff, but at least its in the far, far future>Truly a cruel world... At least they have their Mho!"I need to visit the workshop one day, it sounds like a fantasy world of steel and machines, haha! Hope he doesn;t work you too hard!">Do it Mho, do iiiiiiiit!"Oooooh, ok gotcha. That makes more sense for the inspiration. How much of this idea was hers anyways?">Seems like she's -heavily- involved"Burgers are great! Pa has a great recipe for patties, maybe I'll ask him for it and recruit Taner and Inferno to help make some for everyone!">What?!"No way, that's terrible! Better have been a banquet and nothing less! The nerve!">Of course! Teleo's just worried pretty deeply for him, he sees too many similarities between their situations>Academics? Makes sense! Plenty to learn about after being locked up as long as they were"Star's a great study buddy, I wonder how much homework she's going to pile onto him, haha!">Sigh... Twink club....>Teleo recognizes that pokemon"Ah! I'll have to meet him sometime. Glad Sam isn't just, placed on a rock somewhere. But yes, probably a good idea"
>>83810065Well, hopefully it doesn't come to having to burn it all away, I think I would like to avoid further property damage if able!(Very true. I have a lot saved on my phone for posting purposes but should make a folder on my PC)>>83810345(Organizing is always the tricky part!)(Ooh yeah detroit style is yummy. I got a frozen hot honey pizza a while ago and it was surprisingly good)
>>83810799true, truethe thing is, mushrooms are always suspect(I rarely post from phone myself, both because I have not found a good 4chan app in years and there are two threads I read here)>>83810760"Maybe. He has tried sometimes to play guitar!...never really works out.">Alas"Eh, it's good workout. Sam got himself two warehouses recently, one as living space, the other as workshop and for commercial stuff!">Serious damn efforts, with Bureau help>Workout, yeah! These muscles ripple...and flex!"I remember it was her idea in the first place, and that it took multiple months of planning and gathering. She was truly a something that whole October!">Mostly, huge"You get that, and I will cook you a damn feast, that's a promise!">Sigh"Best damn turkey we ever had, there!">In the Snea's topic"Hopefully enough! Especially now that I am setting up a study and work area for him!">The cluuuub"You should meet the whole team. it is rather big."
