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/flg/ - F-List General #8348

Poolside Edition

Previous Thread: >>83757441

F-list is a website for people interested in erotic roleplaying, and creating character profiles to find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It features a webchat (which can be used for textual roleplaying), group forums and more kinks and depravity than you can memorize.

The purpose of this thread is to serve as a place where roleplayers can freely share and advertise their profiles, solicit roleplay from anons, critique each others' characters, ask and give feedback, share their roleplay logs, discuss their kinks, gossip about site drama, and anything else related to F-List.

>The Site
https://www.f-list.net/
>Login Stats
https://chat.f-list.net/stats/
>Live Status Tracker
https://fstatus.stormweyr.dk/
>Filtered Ads
https://ffa.e-roplay.de/
>/flg/ Community Pastebin
https://controlc.com/2c01a6bf
>Profile Image Search
https://xariah.net/artcheck/
https://owo.fuzzysearch.net/
>Eicon Search Tool
https://xariah.net/eicons/
>/flg/ Archive
https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/flg%20F-List%20General/
>Recommended third party chat client
https://horizn.moe/
>Free Profile Inline Maker
https://ryokolewdy.github.io/Inline-helper/
>Tierlist
https://flgthread.net/tiers/
>A Guide to Profile Making
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RjNMPZMxNBVDBF7UbSXv3_fOYOAEmfqh9r6Vb4olMxI
>A Guide to Approaching
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JPY5uLzDMF1H22nfUMOo5KIjN_4BdEomuJ1Z2LdcKe0

>TQ
Do you like doing summertime scenes? How do you feel about summer break or vacation scenes?
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Shill!
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>TQ
Not really. The associations I have with summer are UV index 14 days where you burn if you don't reapply your sunscreen every hour. Winters here are warm enough that beach trips and generally being outside is much more pleasant through it.
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>>83777931
Well you still have to tell us the story Auntie! Come on, come on, come on!
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Finally found a sub that made me coom from domming them.
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>>83777885
>TQ
I'd do every scene at a poolside, an onsen, a resort, or tropical destination if I could help it. I just love the good vibes and the swimsuits way too much to pass this up!
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Does anyone have the video of the chainsaw man woman inflating the girl with the big assrip?
I want to show this anon but I lost the video.
>>83777864 >>83777864
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>go on looking all day yesterday and get no hits
>another approachee decided they needed to quit f list forever
I think I'm going to let this /c/ have another long break. Maybe a much longer one considering their abysmal luck.
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>>83778096 (Me)
nvm I found it https://files.catbox.moe/cnghdl.mp4
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>>83778096
>>83778206
oh no...
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>>83778251
I think this video has a very mystical quality.
That's sense that was evoked out of you, right anon?

Surely.
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>>83777894
Ayo where all the thugs at?

https://www.f-list.net/c/Parapsychology
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>>83778206
>The catbox mods took it down
They do that?? It's not even that cursed.
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I approached and plooned with a shota in a moment of weakness and I’m regretting it a little bit.
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>>83778053
Jesus that's generic as fuck.
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The world will be a better place when Fiz kills herself.
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>>83777894
https://www.f-list.net/c/con%20juan

Burrito, taco taco,
burrito burrito, taco taco taco

Don't think just because I got a lot of money
I'll give you taco-flavored kisses honey
Fulfill all your wishes, with my taco-flavored kisses

Taco taco, burrito burrito, taco taco
Fulfill all your wishes, with my taco-flavored kisses
Taco taco
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>>83778562
Cutie of Krypton profile
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>>83778392
Mystical isn't quite the right word.
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>>83778562
A brown jewess?
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>TQ
It'd be nice if anyone else did.
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>>83778562
I want to have beautiful brown babies with this cutie but she isn't interested in my blues...
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>>83778562
> Orientation: Bi - female preference
>males in maybe
FUCKING DIEEEEEEEE
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>>83778396
I didn't post that but I could have realistically posted that, so it's fine by me.
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>>83778562
>>83778608
>>83778668
>>83778695
real talk why is DoK so opposed to blues when I've seen her do status play with thread blues and rank some blues high in her tierlists?
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>>83778705
nobody likes you
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>>83778396
>>83778705
Tierlist now.

https://flgthread.net/tiers/

Rank based on interest.
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I am nearly 30 and still a KHHV loser and I have no money and I can't even get bitches in erp.
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How to get a GF like that is my dick is just 5 inches?
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>My favorite RP partner decides to start HRT unprompted
>They become super picky about RP before stopping altogether
>Updates their bio to be all about their IRL HRT until the mods force them to delete it
>They stop using the site entirely
So this... is the power... of estrogen...
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>>83778966
I had the opposite happen where a gyno purple x pink player who was too depressed to RP turned into a chronically on online, constantly IC lolidom that will at long last play with blues

What's funny is they even added a custom no against hostility toward constant IC-ness. It's so amusing how hard they reversed trajectory
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>>83778957
if you like black girls you could give ponycutie a shot, she's a bonafide PABG and loves white boys with small dicks.
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^larp larp larp sahur
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>>83779189
Speak English, not hindi, Mistarr Raj
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>>83778562
I swear /flg/ Latinas are cursed. I've approached all of them and literally every single one stops logging in within a month.
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>>83778742
Trying to scare off shitters and discourage those that lack confidence. Common tactic.
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>>83778957
You don't, you at most pay for a little action with their ass. Your dick isn't big enough to spurt in inside, but huffing ass or a buttjob isn't impossible.
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>>83779534
So Miss Cutie of Krypton wants confident alpha males? Does she really get aroused by a cocky Chad that knows what he wants and will take it?
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>>83779647
You don't need to shill, I'm content to appreciate the placement.
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>>83779647
kill yourself fiz
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This is all exceptionally cringe when I know you're a bitter storyblue who doesn't take any of this seriously.
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>>83779647
These are very similar characters.
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>>83779534
can you please answer >>83779624
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Why is the indian fuck having a meltie?
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>>83777885
>TQ
I love summer themed scenes. Beach scenes, pool scenes, scenes with a big focus on heat and sweat. All so good.
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Is there any point making an ad if I'm not going to have it automated?
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>>83779813
Miss DoK's mere existence reminds him of one thing and one thing only... his lack of rizz with White women. You see Miss DoK, or Cutie of Krypton to her friends, she rejected him and he never got over it and now he has these little meltdowns because he is a shitskin virgin loser that eats cow poop.
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>>83779851
Shill your giantess.
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>>83777894
https://www.f-list.net/c/Sprightful

Imagine some dom bullshit here.
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>>83779944
Why are you fake shilling these profiles?
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>>83779937
You shill
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>>83779944
this nigger's alts:

https://www.f-list.net/c/Mocha%20Stud
https://www.f-list.net/c/Hard%20To%20Please

same last online
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What should an inline look like? What do I have to keep in mind? Can I get some examples of what you consider a good inline, FLG?
I'm making my first ever inline and I feel a bit overwhelmed.
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>>83780008
people laugh at me the same way they laugh at Roze when he shills
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>>83780041
Jax?
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>>83780041
Sad
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Is the trick to getting vore done on f-list just to have the aura and do obnoxious status play?
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>>83780083
nyo...

>>83780087
Don't say that, I'm just a little white boy with an emphasis on little! Do you have more stuff with beauty marks btw :3c
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>>83780127
From my experience the trick to getting vore play is to message people with vore in their kinks asking if they want to play a vore scene.
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>>83780166
My problem is whenever I do that our play just fizzles out before it can pick up and we never chat again. Or if I get approached it's nearly always shitters expecting you to start voring them by the 3rd message.
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I dunno where to go and that makes the game bad.
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>>83780150
Here you go if you love beauty marks :3
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>>83780197
NTA but you should've approached me.
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>>83780235
That's how people describe my profiles.
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>>83780236
please shill, torment me, PLEASE
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>>83780197
>Or if I get approached it's nearly always shitters expecting you to start voring them by the 3rd message.
Oh yeah that sucks and I've had to deal with it a few times on my pred profiles. People approaching acting all like "Tell me how much you want to eat me~~~~" and their profile is so boring I don't even care.
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>>83780150
The giantess gooner who literally doesn't play?
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>>83780303
Mmmmnyo :3
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miss Miss Haruka so much, she was the only giantess that actually played with blues...
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>>83777894
Shilling since I thought why not, added a Macro/Micro kink while I was at it.

https://www.f-list.net/c/chuunibyou%20syndrome
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>>83780426
Did they stop coming around or did they just hop onto their 300th character?
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>>83780534
make an inline
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>>83780555
I haven't seen any of her shills in the thread and haven't seen her log onto any alts in at least a couple of years so I assume she left entirely.
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>>83780637
That's hard work for a mere chuuni like me....
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>>83780655
Add a basic image like kagome from inuyasha
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>>83780426
>>83780534
>>83780655
Do animetards really do this shit?
Like, some generic character gets posted and they're like
>OUUGGGHHH GENERIC ANIME GIRL #5235 I MISS HER SO MUCH OUGGH

Like, what?
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>>83780639
I've seen them hop on at least once in the past few months. Guessing they're just super bz
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>>83780682
Shut the fuck up Jamie
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>>83780681
I was told those don't look nice if you just add one and center it. You have edit it and all that junk....
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>>83780534
>>83780655
Here is an transparent PNG from Google, use that one as an inline.
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>>83780765
nothing is worse
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>>83780250
Maybe I should but I'm not sure which /c/ to use since I have a few for vore
>>83780327
>their profile is so boring I don't even care.
The perfect cherry on top for such a milquetoast approach.
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>>83780793
Says it's too tall...

>>83780797
I knew it.
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>>83780682
You are so unbelievably mad, furfaggot.
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>>83780855
Resize it avatarfag
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>>83780857
>>83780738
The fuck is Jamie.
I just do not get it and you guys are bad at explaining literally anything.
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>>83780883
Is this the part you pretend not to know anything
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more like chudibyuu amirite fellas
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>>83780878
That's above my power level....
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>>83780945
But you haven't explained anything.
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>"You're the best RPer I've played with!"
>"Wanna play again some time?"
>"Can I send a friend request?"
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>>83779509
You never approached mine
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>>83780682
You say, while claiming Dogsmith art has unique and memorable characters.
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>>83781236
No I don't?
Dogsmith draws good shit, but the actual characters are pretty boring.
I think the most interesting one he did was that girl that was a vessel for demons (And super pregnant as a consequence) like 90% of his characters are just "Woman who likes sex and having 1000 kids".
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Wish we had more teacher type characters that are not complete shitters.
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>start dinner scene with BBC x blonde bimbo racist dad type of scene
>say "Daddy, can you pass the Kirky?"
>he says thats gross and disrespectful and blocks me
WTF?
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>>83781356
Thinking about it, is there even that many babycrazy pinks?

I feel like playing a pink that wants romance and pregplay is just a recipe to get hounded by shitters.
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>>83781460
>Is there even that many babycrazy pinks?
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>>83781440
We have teacher type characters?
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>>83777894
https://www.f-list.net/c/cave%20crawler/

Feeling smug because the guy I dommed last night told me I probably gave them a size kink, on the topic of micro/macro. Nice to hear it when you corrupt your partners to enjoy your fetishes.
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>>83781356
>90% of his characters are just "Woman who likes sex and having 1000 kids"
I like how any other artist who does this doesn't get any flak but as soon as Dogsmith is mention it's like some rabid pitbulls have been unleashed.
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The MSQ in FF14 is fucking awful, I am level 30 and it's just fetch quests and running around, when is it getting good?

Also why are so many high level players approaching me, asking if I need help or a friend and that my character is cute? Is that because of my dark skin Viera or something?
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>>83781571
Sadly not.
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>>83778695
ABLOOBLOO
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>>83781678
The only people who get into this shit seem to be brainless coomers.
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>first approach in weeks
>it's someone who knows we're not that compatible and just wants to make conversation
>agree anyways
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>>83781678
Post her.
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Peak faggotry of me to ask but would any of you have a template for this profile effect I can use please?
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>>83781800
Thats her, I don't have an F-List of her though.
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>>83781537
You're not online.
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>>83781902
The Niggest.
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>>83781773
You too?
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>>83781902
Why is he a nigger?
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>>83781902
Would rabbit sex her full of 40 children. Excellent taste.
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>>83777894
https://www.f-list.net/c/bronze%20behemoth/
>TQ
They're fun! A little uninspired honestly but they're great for beach scenes... Like romantic outings and such.

>>83781902
NTA but do you like catmen haha...... Cute rava bunny.
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>>83782049
Why is he a nigger?
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>>83781678
>just fetch quests and running around
Welcome to modern MMOs. Especially one as hand-holdy as XIV.
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>>83782020
I was close to making her at one point.
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Why are not-cougar-aged-girls in leopard print pants so fucking hot?
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>>83782240
Do it.
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>>83781356
>I think the most interesting one he did was that girl that was a vessel for demons (And super pregnant as a consequence)
Share this one
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>>83781678
1-50 sucks
51-60 decent
61-70 abysmal with some highlights
71-80 exceedingly strong
81-90 a great wrap up
91-100 abysmal

if it's an unvoiced cutscene currently you can pay half attention, there's more to gain by just paying attention to side npcs atm
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Pinks like this?
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Should I make her?
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>>83782597
>should i make the lowest effort slop imaginable
duh
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>>83782530
How'd he become a human but keep his dick?
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>>83782337
Convince me.
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>My most consistent partner in terms of being online, writes well, has a finished profile and is interested in my kinks is also a hyper shota
Why'd it have to be this way..
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One more partner writemogged to death. Who's next?
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SAAARSS
POST PORN FOR DADDY SARS
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>>83782643
I'll give you lots of sex.
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>>83782721
Post a ref of your blue
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>>83782679
The fact that you still refer to them as a partner demonstrates that this problem is self-inflicted, anon.
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On Frank's board 10% of all the posts in the current active thread are pedophilia.
There are most pedoposts per thread than unique IDs.
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Is it bad that I imagine being a jap e-girl from a poor family having to go on "dates" with an fat ugly hung papa for my FF14 sub and other games...?
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>>83783101
Kill yourself tranny.
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>>83782816
They're trannyposts.
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>>83782718
PFTF?
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Pink profiles I wanted to make.
>Makima
>Morrigan Aensland
>Chun-Li
>Ann Takamaki
>Emiru
>Tyrande
>Takane Shijou
>Nightingale
>Tharja
>Rangiku
>Asuna
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>>83783733
Where's the fire emblem girls
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>>83783774
Reread the list, Tharja is on there? Or who do you want?
>>
Sub-prefs with odd switchy moods, what do you look for in people you dom in terms of how they present themselves?
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>>83783733
What's the difference between them?
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>>83783827
People I already know well enough that I can float the idea of a rare dom mood by them without them exclusively talking to me to get dommed.
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>>83781902
If you put WU/T in your adventurer plate, people will stop approaching you like that
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>>83777894
https://www.f-list.net/c/octopross/
>Thread Question
Time to bust out the bust
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>>83783820
Lynn with Bandits. Or Titania Jaeganing the party post mind-break.
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I am BANNING BLOWJOBWS
Cunnilingus is still on the table
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>>83784150
You'll never stop me
YOU'LL HAVE TO RIP THE COCK OUT OF MY MOUTH YOURSELF
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>>83784150
My shota gives cunnilingus like he’s made to worship pussy.
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>>83784425
Your shota is named anus
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Doms who eat their sub's ass?
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>>83784578
I do this
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>>83784615
>filth
yuck
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>>83784578
sup?
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>>83784629
I don't actually have a dedicated filth profile I just don't have any art of my pinks giving rimzuri on hand
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>>83784675
why would you have that saved
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>>83784696
'Cos I like lewdicrous' art
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>>83784746
Why do you have such awful taste and think you'd have compatibility with me?
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>>83785206
>think you'd have compatibility with me?
I never said anything about that
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>>83785247
You did by speaking up
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>>83785206
Why are you only talking to the anon you don't think you have compatibility with?
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>>83785398
You should post a picture too.
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>>83785450
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>>83779944
>>83780015
>customs with no text
One of the easiest ways for me to ignore someone.
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>>83781859
You're in luck, because I JUST used an effect like that for my inline. Set it to dodge, multiply or screen depending on the look you're going for.
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>>83785552
Not into furries but you do you.
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>>83786170
It's simply what you were asking for
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>>83785799
Thankies anon. I'll be sure to fellate you with post piggies.
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>>83786202
It is, I wanted to know your tastes and found we were incompatible
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>>83785799
Where can I find more effects at wallhaven?
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>>83781859
That shit looks ugly as fuck.
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>>83777894
https://www.f-list.net/c/gothicc%20baddie
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>>83777894
https://www.f-list.net/c/Natascha%20Tsukanova

Can someone invite me to the channel?
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>>83786613
It's a public channel dawg just join it.
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>>83786923
i'm too lazy lol
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>>83786492
You don't play with people who love humans if they also like furries?
Weird but you do you.
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>>83786613
Uh ooooh, schizzy is mad they got called out for being a tranny by the Furry bitch
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>>83786943
It's the art you chose that was the problem. Post some eastern art and I'd change my tune.
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I keep getting profiles with names like Lardwagon approaching me via rfr or notes but somehow they never actually approach? Like they never come to me when online, even after sending them a note.
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>>83786949
meds now
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>>83781448
>the Kirky
I'm not american what does this mean?
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>>83781537
I could impregnate you so many times and have so many babies with you but you don't like me.
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>>83787285
Join the club.
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>>83781460
>is there even that many babycrazy pinks?
Every one of my characters are obsessed with breeding/impregnation but four are lolis with various body types.
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>>83787401
>lolis with various body types
Describe them?
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>>83787460
Classic twig, modern curvy, bottom heavy, busty.
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>>83787542
>modern curvy, bottom heavy, busty
shortstacks
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>>83782530
I wish Granblue players weren't the fucking worst ever.
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>>83787542
>Classic twig, modern curvy
Fuck off westoid. Twig is classic and modern.
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>>83787549
No. When I say "curvy" I don't mean full on shortstack. I just mean she's doesn't have a rectangle body like classic twig lolis do.
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>>83787542
What does modern curvy mean?
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>>83787574
>Twig is classic and modern.
Statistically incorrect. You will never be Japanese.
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>>83787608
>Statistically incorrect
Eliminate your western "art" from the equation save based artist like orenji, kike.
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>>83787542
N-Now describe each of their personalities with ten words or less, each...
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>>83787673
Brat, brat, shitty brat, brat
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>>83787654
>western
Again, you will never be Japanese. The fact that you're even arguing this proves you don't know what you're talking about. How fucking young are you?
>>83787673
That's a lot of work anon.
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>>83787677
the f-list meta in a nutshell
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>>83787698
You will never be White. Keep vagueposting, maybe someone will fall for it.
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>>83787542
shill
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>>83787730
Your responses make no sense. You're just cycling through the retard playbook desperately vomiting whatever comes to mind first.
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>>83787806
Your responses avoid describing anything.
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>>83787817
I literally did though...? Do you want a history lesson or something so you can understand the difference between old and new loli?
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>>83787853
>still refuses to answer the question
If you act like a jew don't be surprised when you're called one.
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Okay have fun being retarded. Continue with your flowchart.
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>>83787591
He'll never tell you the answer.
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>>83787698
>That's a lot of work anon.
40 words or less is a lot of work you absolute shitter?
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>>83787948
Shilling was too much work
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Flg is going well today, I see.
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rapes you
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>>83781902
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Only the 10th thread in a row where ponycuck makes it shit via arguing and being too much of an egotistical nigger to just shut up when he lost (happens every time (literal walking L))
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>making a new character
>write a tasteful, thematically-appropriate dropdown
>realize it's not hot or erotic in the slightest
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>setting up a scene with someone
>we get an idea together and are going over some kinks
>I list some things I’d like to include, as well as some of their customs that I like
>ask them if they want to include or do anything else or make any changes
>”what kinks from my list do you want to include”
Bro I just listed a few, I can certainly list more that I like, but do you not want to include anything specific yourself?
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>get approached when I'm too tired
>agree we'll talk later
>I'm looking
>see them in chat
>they don't reach out to me again
Shitters gonna shit.
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>>83789959
>Me, checking my bookmarks to make sure it’s not me being a dick.
Only one of my bookmarks are set to looking and I know they aren’t flg, so that’s a relief. Hope they reach out to ya anon.
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>don't like niggers, daddies or failed blues playing purples who want to be called daddy
>almost exclusively get approached by these types
Is the future really that grim? Is this what most young people fantasize about these days?
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>>83789959
I give people a couple approaches. After that, it's their job to show a bit of interest back or I just write them off
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>>83790041
It was last night and I saw them this evening...
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>>83789988
>Hope they reach out to ya anon
If they do it's going to be a little too late because I'm sick of not getting a single approach when I'm actually looking.
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>>83790254
If you aren't in a permanent state of fuck-readiness and on 2 hours of sleep, you don't deserve me. When I approach you with my alt tomorrow, do better
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>>83789885
This dumb bitch logged out in the middle of our conversation
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>>83790369
Gave them the ick
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>>83790369
>>83790395
They are still logged on on another alt, posting ads in the same channel I met them in. And it’s so obvious not only because of the naming scheme, but because of their custom links being identical. They’re giving me the ick by being a flagrant asshole.
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>>83788129
Sauce?
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>>83788129
Make him IMMEDIATELY. This is not a request. Refusal means your death.
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>>83790978
This artist, found it on gelbooru
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=hattouissenbaka
>>83791022
I’ve been meaning to make him for a while, I just keep putting it off.
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>>83777885
>TQ I mean when the mood and vibes are there for it.Beach time is a mood.
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I return after myriad years to once again ask you to let me hide my profile's date created

I await the good news
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What's /flg/'s recommended suicide method?
Thinking about just using SN, no access to guns sadly.
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>>83791490
Playing with Roze
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>>83791039
Danke. Out of courtesy, I'll give you a week before I make.
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>>83791490
I plan on making it look like an accident for insurance purposes, so I can at least help my family. When it's time, I'll wait for it to be rainy and have a traffic accident where I veer off and slide off the road.
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Anyone else getting an uptick in friends and bookmarks deleting?
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>>83791748
Every time I lose a bookmark, that's someone deleting their account. So yeah, lots of deletions
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>>83791490
Try channeling it into something like drawing or writing a personal project first
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>>83791737
I'm sure Biff will really like you then, Willy.
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>>83791490
The one and only thing keeping me tethered to the world is that I refuse to be an unfilial son who makes their parents suffer
If you do it, you're gayer than me and I'm pretty gay
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>tfw my writing just isn't hot
>tfw told I'm too technical and/or artsy
Is there a way to get better at writing shit people can jerk off to or am I simply too autistic?
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>>83791783
I don't get the reference.
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>>83791803
It's over.
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>>83791803
You'll get it eventually. Just realise the kind of stuff that gets you praised in creative writing classes or that is traditionally publishable is not what sells on f-list.
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>>83791803
I always recommend these steps
>Think of what would be hot to read / receive
>Write that
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>>83791805
Death of a Salesman.
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DM profiles are allowed to be hubs and non specific right?
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>>83791726
Feel free to make, regardless. I’ve not been fully set on this reference in all honesty. Your call on if you wait or not. Just make sure you shilll so I have a chance to see if you do.
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>>83791490
I have thought about this too due to health issues. Can't decide and I just keep the thoughts out of my head as much as I can, though my hope is to ideally somehow pull an isekai style "Kid is about to get smashed truck, I'm the only one nearby enough to push them out of the way just in the nick of time...but I can't escape the truck." if it comes down to it.
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>>83791803
What's hot depends entirely on the person. Some want fuckspeak, others want every sentence to be something crude with no build-up, some people only want one action per post but want that one action to be detailed and exaggerated, others will get off to literally anything if your refs are hot. Your writing might have been perfect for someone else so that can't be discounted either
If you want something generically-hot that'll work for most people, just half-learn fuckspeak so you have a bit of self-awareness but get the principles of how to give someone brainrot. But there's no such thing as writing that will get everyone off, you've just gotta find something your target audience wants. I'd say just write what you can get off to, but that's kinda hard because most people can't get off to their own writing (from what I've seen)

Putting that aside, pacing is important. I don't mean overall story pacing because that's storychad shit that requires the person to actually want to stick around already regardless. More like the amount of buildup per hot action in your post. Technical writing very easily becomes filler - similar to how so many people crutch on and overuse dialogue. Some is good, but if it's all you write, it'll be dry and give others nothing to play off. Likewise you kind of learn over time sentence structures that are hot. Long sentence vs short, impactful sentence. It's harder to make a drawn-out sentence hot, but it can be used to emphasize the single sentences. It's also why so many people like onomatopoeia. Single words can have more impact than an entire sentence because it plays of imagination more than description

Basically you've gotta toe the line between creative author to keep pacing and brainrotten gooner practically forcing people to jerk off. And there's no one-size fits. Just the size that fits whoever you actually want to fuck
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>>83791926
Oh Ponycutie, you can fit eggs inside of me any day to cuck my boyfriend
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>>83792018
>>83791918
>>83791870
Thank you anons, I'll see what I can do. And while we're on the topic, should the body contents of a profile be "hot", or is it enough to make the customs worth jerking off to?
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>>83791771
But my motivation and passion for those fizzling out after 8 years and feeling like I'm completely stuck both skill and popularity wise no matter what I do causing me to drop it which just causes a downward spiral is one of the main reasons.
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>>83791936
imo they have a bit of a high skill floor to be mega enticing, just going off of me rarely spotting ones i like

some of the trouble comes with consistent themes or visuals, which means finding one good artist that gives the vibes you wanna go after (or AI slopping some pseudo retro-looking art)

Plenty can be achieved just having it as an option for a single character, or do a small group of characters like an order of rangers as the device to GM. Get a dropdown for it too so it's shown on the menu. I think that'd be a manageable sweet spot to hit that gets you the perks of being an enticing multi-character profile without the stink of a hub.
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>>83792018
>>83792088
I also forgot to mention that if you're ever in doubt, just copy your partner's style. Good chance it's what they want. Do they abuse html shenanigans? Do that. Do they do long paragraph > short paragraph > single sentence > paragraph > onomatopoeia > whatever? Start doing similar things. Dialogue spam? Try it with self-awareness. After seeing a few posts of theirs, you'll get an idea of what they're into
Obviously don't just become a blatant mimic, but do use them as a reference point

>should the body contents of a profile be "hot", or is it enough to make the customs worth jerking off to?
Main thing people look at is inline + customs, but it's good practice to make everything on the profile something someone could use as an excuse to approach you. Have a real bio and make it both a mix of hot and informative. Customs should more or less be you describing what makes that custom hot for you - don't do a clinical description of the custom's name as an explanation as if people are retarded; actively try to give them that fetish. Or at the very least, ways to incorporate it

You can technically get away with inline + customs only, but I will always consider your profile objectively worse than someone else who has hot customs and an actual profile beyond that. But if all you want is gooner approaches from people too ADHD to read profiles anyway, do whatever, but you've given up a good chance at filtering bad players
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>>83792117
I don't really want to multi character. I more specifically just want to DM for writers that I think would be enjoyable to RP with but don't exactly want to be locked to a genre/setting.
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>looking for over 8 hours
>chatting in channels
>0 approaches
I think that's it for the year for this pink. Maybe more.
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>>83792115
I'm obviously not a licensed psychologist or whatever, so gomen ahead of time if my phrasing doesn't manage the delicate subjects of someone I know nothing about.

Potentially being able to relate: I'm 31 and autistic, borderline unfunctional in some regards, but high enough that I can suffer through the motions of a normie life. My life has been full of unfulfilled whims and time spent daydreaming 'oh what if I did this' or 'I would love to do that' only for me to get cold feet at some point or being unable to break out of my comfort. Then of course, frustration if I didn't get the results I wanted immediately. This was about 7 years of my life wasted* in a friend's mom's basement.

There is something you can tangibly do now that you've always wanted to do, that once you get passed the frustration of not getting it right the first time you reach the fulfillment of being your own teacher. Can be something like rogue gardening around your neighborhood just to see what shit will happen, doesn't matter what, and you'll feel glad that you did it. I started a shitty YT channel with unedited timewasters of me pointing at shit and pretending to be full sperg, even if it was low effort it made me go "wow, I can just do stuff".

*But 'wasted' or lost time is a bit of a fallacy. If it's filled with things you enjoy, intermittent, it shapes your mind when you take your next action. Even if you feel at a dead end, it's given you the insight that there's something to maneuver and watch out for later. Lingering pursuits you can better approach next time.

You may try to maximize your comfort too, but that in itself is a Sisyphus sort of dilemma. Didn't squeeze in your dream combo of RP and a vidya that night? That's okay - you can take a walk and play vidya, there'll be other nights you can go for the dream combo. Break the comfort zone, change the routine. I'm probably at 2000 keys now.

Testing, testing.

Ogey I still got some left. So the real secret is that you-
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>>83792088
Whatever you do, make the profile show don't tell.
Think of a hot profile body and customs as the meter you wanna turn up. The higher you turn it up the hornier the approaches get and potentially the less calculated for the sake of being forward.

>>83792228
I'd raise that being more focused is more enticing and makes you seem more specialized.

If you start off with your comfort zone, you can always make another GM profile specialized for scifi later, or just offer it to someone you know who'll like it.
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Blues that will do this?
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>>83791022
>lusting after a femboy
Every single fucking time with these fucking "straight" pinks.
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my blue otl (and the right kinda)
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>>83792547
Everywhere. Now post pinks that want blues.
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>>83792701
NTA but you consider that a femboy? He looks pretty average to me.
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>>83792737
Literally dressed and acting like a woman on top of having girly face.
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>>83792759
You aren't familiar with asian clothing nor are you familiar with bishounen.
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>want to fuck someone
>secretly know their alt (via stalking)
>they never log into that alt, only logging onto their main
>the main is still good but less important to me
>conundrum of do I settle, approach, and pray they one day drop the alt on me
>or wait another couple months before they get on the alt and it's more organic
The decisions of an autist
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>>83792832
I'll log into my alt if you just ask anon, I honestly don't care.
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>>83792845
Yeah, but it was found through stalking, which admitting would make me seem like a schizo (I am but I don't want you to know that)
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How do you feel when a purple character is trans?
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>>83792904
I know it's bait because actual trans people will either pick the gender they want to be (pink/blue) or the attention-seeking gender (orange). Purple is despited by trans more than anything else and try to get it removed in the comments of every news post
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>>83792904
Disgusted.
Now if it's a lavender, I chuckle and nod.
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>>83792865
I dont care, but if it makes it better for you I'll log into them for a couple days.
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>>83792832
You approach the main, ask "hey I know this is weird but [other profile] is hot as fuck and I have this weird inkling that it's you, is it?" and if they say it is you go from there.
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>>83792931
I'm pretty confident they're not from here

>>83792942
>high chance of being blocked out of both for weird as fuck first impression
nyo
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>>83792904
Aroused.
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>>83792952
It's only weird if you're autistic about it. I'd be flattered someone likes me enough to figure me out like that. Plus, taking action always beats sitting on your ass and waiting for your luck to improve.
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>>83792832
You send them a note.
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Guys!
Pride month is over! It's no longer fashionable to be gay!
Get back to straight roleplay!
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>>83793108
Whatever it is where my Shota gets fucked by a cuntboy is what I want.
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>>83793108
Yeah but next year is the year of the monkey and I want to be aped by a fag
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>>83793108
i'm trying
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>>83777894
https://www.f-list.net/c/hazelnut%20latte
I always forget how many shitters you get when you post an ad. My friendlist is flooded with halfbaked characters.
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>>83793472
Friendlist implies you accept them all, stupid cow



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