Rude Gremlin editionPokephilia /pō-kē-ˈfilēə / n. sexual attraction of a human toward a pokemon, which may involve the experience of sexual fantasies about the pokemon or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it. Note that pokémon on pokémon is not pokephilia.Post female pokémon with male humans and solo female pokémon. F human/M pokémon are allowed too, but not solo male pokémon.Ignore on-model autists, anthro is okay. AI is tolerated, but leave dumps to dedicated threads.Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83592245//spt/ master rentry: https://rentry.org/bsp72Hot:[New][Alolan Ninetails] https://archiveofourown.org/works/87475106[Ho-oh] https://archiveofourown.org/works/86035491[Zacian] https://archiveofourown.org/works/84522016[Poochyena+] https://rentry.co/rrmy8q4t[Game][Vulpix] https://mrrewimrrew.itch.io/vulp-story[WIP][Hitmongirl] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78523941[Nickit] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78323326[Dragonite] https://archiveofourown.org/works/77492591[Serperior] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78345016[CYOA] https://dandelionrye.neocities.org/PokewaifupickerV2/[Lycanroc,Noivern,Mienshao] https://rentry.org/lycanrocladyplus[Gardevoir] https://archiveofourown.org/works/75676126[Mienshao] https://archiveofourown.org/works/75016356[Updated][WIP] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62970124[Phantump] https://archiveofourown.org/works/72843876/[Sneasler] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62257555[Banette] https://archiveofourown.org/works/69220331[Giratina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68584356[Nidorina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68154321[Zoroark] >>76672651[Weavile] https://archiveofourown.org/works/67929831[Infernape] >>76450697[Aggron/Rhydon] https://archiveofourown.org/works/50199274[Noivern] https://archiveofourown.org/works/20537267[Houndoom] https://rentry.org/thegirlfriend_darkviolet[WIP][Various] https://archiveofourown.org/works/52138093/More in the rentry above.
>PotTT: 314 Illumise>QoTTDo you give your special girls special pokeballs? Do you transfer them to a luxury ball after a while, or keep them in the original for sentimental reasons? Or do you try to match a pokeball to their aesthetic?
There's not much for this girl in the first place, the bug scene is dominated by a few large favorites
I think I'll give my bottlecap to my gremlin if I get the pass, she's shiny but very low stars.
>>83793341I'd take my Pokémon out as much as I can, but Machoke would be on a Premier Ball.Mewtwo might get a Luxury.The rest... I dunno.
>>83775276It's a rather lacking expansion, I'd say, but there's still some decent stuff in there. Indeed, the Milotic cards are the cream of the crop. But I'd also be happy with Mega Diancie or my boy Mega Sableye. There is an immersive, it's just a little cutesy card. Cute set and all that. Think I'll do just enough to get most of the set then go back to opening Fantastical Parade boosters.>>83794825The passes would be okay-ish if they didn't cost 15 motherfucking dollars. I already think 10 bucks is pushing at, but at least these events only happen once a year so whatever. Just a little something extra if you wanna go full throttle on the fest. And the fact that there's a separate pass from the fucking ticket is bullshit, devs are absolute whores and they should feel ashamed of themselves.
>>83795237It's a lot to shell out for sure, but I still never recovered from hearing people refer to the bottlecaps as rings you give your pokes
Have you made love to your pidgeot today?Audio version if you're a freak who's into kissing sounds (like me).https://files.catbox.moe/64j78j.mp4
>>83796186I wish I could gen videos.
>>83796195My form of generation is incredibly basic, but of course having the appropriate hardware helps.
>>83796222I guess you need a 16 GB card or something.
>>83796231Yeah, things slow down a lot as you get up in resolution and length. I have a 5080, and a 20 second clip like that takes around 6 1/2 minutes. Perfectly fine for what I want to do, but adding 10 seconds on at that resolution would more than triple the gen time. 30 Second clip drops to sub 2 minute gen time at 768 width though. It's definitely possible with 8 or 12 gb, but videos will be much smaller in size.
>>83796658>30 Second clip drops to sub 2 minute gen time at 768 width thoughI think I was wrong about that, more like 3 minutes for 30 seconds and 100 seconds for 20 second clip.
>>83796658>I have a 5080>poor 2nd hand 8 GB 3070 ownerWell, that's not gonna happen for me lol
>POV: You signed your pokemon for a breeding program instead of taking care of it yourself and she found out
>>83797739Your pelvis is getting obliterated, and she's not going to feel even a tiny bit of remorse for it (rightly so).
Hey thanks for baking, I'm on vacay (literally). Also badly deprived of wifi.>>83793341Got a shiny Illumise a while ago from a kind Jap for a Silicobra. No lewd thoughts though.>QoTTWish I could transfer them. Luxury is the baseline, Love Ball for a handful, balltism (color matching) for some others. For example Mightiest Mark Primarina, Delphox, Meowscarada got the Love Ball, same for Reshiram from DA. Luxury for my shiny Pheromosa and Dialga. Dream Ball Garticuno...>>83794825>>83795868>It's a lot to shell out for sure, but I still never recovered from hearing people refer to the bottlecaps as rings you give your pokesKeep in mind that bottlecaps in pogo render your girls stuck in pogo forever, no Home transfers.>>83795237Right, the Dedenne immersive.
>>83793314>/pō-kē-ˈfilēə /Nigger, nobody here knows how to interpret those symbols
>>83797739>>83798331Imagine trying to peddle your pokemon off to some random breeder, she has a right to be mad. She'll do what's right no matter what you say.
Gengals are made for emptying your nuts into.
>>83799963You'd both be way happier making the eggs yourselves.
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>>83801771Guess the thread needs to be saved with bnuys again
>>83799963I just don't have an entire week to give her this time, it's simply a bad time for our schedules and she rarely takes no for an answer.
>>83802557puffyvulva
>>83801771>>83801862Sorry can't be on watch all the timeBut walking on late evenings on the beach when surprisingly warm sea washes over your feet... Under those vast skies...
>>83804254...and finding this rare, dark-flowered lady... Or rather her finding you thanks to your incense... Felt pretty nice.
>>83797739>>83799963I love that idea. Your pokemon is so attached to you, she'd much MUCH rather breed with you than with another pokemon.
>>83804573how many eggs
>>83795868This is something I'd almost never say in a thread like this but you gotta think with your dick a little less.>>83799269You've been on leisure time for a while, eh? Glad to hear it.>>83804254>>83804402Oh, now that's a sight. Reminds me of walking on a sunset beach further north some years back. Nothing but sands and the beautiful sunset as far as I could see. Congrats on the rose, too. Remember I was seeing if I could catch one during some sort of grass event. Don't remember which.
Unf imagine the fabled dolphin pissy
>>83804573They say Psychic types prefer humans anyway, something to do with getting off to intense emotions.
>>83802010Just take the week off you... you...
>>83806452The velvety smooth, jelly-filled, 'literally cum yourself to death' pussy, that pussy?
>>83806452You'd think there'd be more dolphin porn out there. Guess her evo really put people off to the whole line; I remember someone had done some fan concepts for a female version of Palafin that ditched the Marvel Superhero theme for a Magical Girl/Sailor Moon one that would have been neat.
>>83808490>I remember someone had done some fan concepts for a female version of Palafin that ditched the Marvel Superhero theme for a Magical Girl/Sailor Moon one that would have been neat.Please tell me you have those saved.... Sailor Moon even has based Feral Female x Human Male.
>>83808544Fortunately, I do. It's a shame gender differences aren't a thing in Pokemon anymore - they could've kept the old design for male Palafin and did something similar to this for female ones....also, you wouldn't happen to have more of the video clip you posted, would you? For science, of course.
>>83809099>...also, you wouldn't happen to have more of the video clip you posted, would you? For science, of course.It's a cut rough draft of the actual kissing scene from Sailor Moon S: The Movie of Luna (the girl cat)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twzOo0YhrGg
>>83806445Now that I know that bottlecaps lock your mons to go, I'm very much hesitant. I don't plan to pull my shiny gal out unless the game is EoS , but I would like the option to take her. Don't think I'll be getting a cap for her then at this rate.
>>83809697>they completely cut out all the tongue actionAlso, didn't she, Artemis, and Diana all have human forms? Mind you, it's been decades since I've seen Sailor Moon.
>>83803271Puffy Bunny Cunny