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Advanced: Monster Hunter! Part #365

Discuss mounting monsters, talk about the games, etc.

Monster Hunter Doujin/Smut Index of Monster Pornography
>https://rentry.org/redmhg
Previous Threads
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%22monster%20hunter%21%20part%22/type/op/
Steam Group
>https://steamcommunity.com/groups/advancedmonhun

Wilds' "League of Monsterphiles" Squad ID: LU5B89FV
REMEMBER: Post your ID/Name in the thread when requesting admission so we know you're from /amh/

Hunting?
>For Wilds, check the thread/in-game to see if a Squad Lobby is up
>For Rise/MHW, check the thread and see if there's any session IDs
>For other games, make inquiries and simply use /mhg/'s standard room setup if possible

Topic of the thread: What Quality of Life changes would you like to see implemented in Ascendance?
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>>83794933
>tott
Having a cool dragon (wife) to help me cool off after I hunt.
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>>83794933
>tott
sex with my seikret
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Vaal wants everyone to know that they've taken a bath, and have ditched the rotting flesh for fine crimson cloth!
Look, they even have a luxurious, custom made bed to lay on! There's more than enough room for company...
Wouldn't it be nice to be snuggled together under all those blankets?
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Romance!
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Where people
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>>83804006
It's not looking very good, is it?
I don't want this to be the end bros... Take me back to 2018.
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>>83804006
you didnt tell /scaly/ that we're here
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>>83805176
After a decade of watching it go to shit I refuse to visit Mental Illness: The General ever again. Someone else can pick up that mantle.
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>>83805277
i could imagine that there's lurkers there that would post here otherwise
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>Weather too hot? My dojo has some nice springs to relax in, hehe. Got so many flavors to choose from! Water, mud, even lava! Well, last time I checked we did. I haven't been to that cavern in a while...
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It's a nice summer, I invite people to draw some ms paint doodles of monsters in bikinis, I will do so later as well
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>>83806152
Seconding this except with actual monsters.
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>>83806280
Why not both?
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>>83806280
I didn't say it had to be hybrids. I had on-model monster in plan myself
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>>83806372
Because I like the actual monsters and not bastardized humanoid depictions of them. Also it's hotter to make it work (or not) on a form that normally doesn't wear them.
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How do you explain to a judgmental Valstrax that you aren't watching softcore porn.
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>>83807971
>umm excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my house?
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she loves it when you saddle up
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Man, sometimes I wish I could just go and plant my face right there.
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I'm gonna go live in a village of riders and offer to assist with field work while continuously declining to find a monstie of my own, and see how long it takes for them to realize I'm literally just a hunter.
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>>83810487
Imagine the heft.
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>>83810601
But why? What do you gain from this scheme?
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>>83810487
>>83811258
What do you think it smell like under there haha but as a joke haha
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>>83811370
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With the return of /amh/, here is the Malzeno short story/greentext I promised 2 months ago in /scaly/.

>be a female Malzeno
>have a massive crush on a lance hunter
>he caught your attention by the way he uses his lance, similar to how you use your tail and wings in combat
>not to mention that he's really adorable under that helmet, with a good looking "lance" to boot
>not to mention him being able to take down large monsters without fail really gets you going
>you fantasize about him showing affection towards you, especially with human gestures such as hugging, kissing, cuddling, etc
>imagine what your clutch would look like if he mated with you
>you wish you could approach and court him
>but you know the stigma that hunters have on Malzenos, with your intimidating physiology and cursed qurios
>so you only watch him from afar, to protect your crush from your qurios
>you come to terms that you'll be entering another heat cycle soon
>each cycle becomes more lonely and painful than the last
>you finally plan on using your qurio seduction powers on your crush, to force him to mate and breed you
>you wish there was another way, but you can't take it anymore
>during your heat cycle, you ambush your crush on his patrol route startling him
>your senses might be deceiving you from your heat, but he seems to not be affected by your qurio aura
>and is trying to do something with his spoken language and hand movements
>but you quickly blast him with your seduction qurios, before he can hurt you
>after you strip him, he succumbs to the seduction qurios, becoming dazed and horny
>as you get into position to be mated, he approaches with his breeding lance throbbing
>as he penetrates you, you get a strong whiff of his musk, further turning you on
>you feel satisfied finally being so close and mating with your crush
>but you also feel a slight melancholy, wishing this could've happened without being forced
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>>83812140
>after a few rounds of mind-blowing sex, you both fall to the ground exhausted
>before he can regain his strength you attempt to flee, hoping to atleast raise and nurture the clutch forming inside of you
>but you are too exhausted to even move, probably from using the qurios and finally having been mated
>you can't see him, but you hear your crush moving around, already overcoming the qurio powers
>as he moves towards your head, it sounds like he's grunting from carrying something heavy, like his actual weapon lance
>and him bringing his weapon to your head can only mean one thing, your death
>you begin to lament and cry, knowing that you'll die without a proper mate or clutch
>before he reaches your head, you close your eyes, hoping that death will come swift and painless
>once he reaches your head, nothing happens
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>>83812176
>you open your eyes and see that he's still naked on the ground, without his weapon lance
>he seems more tired than you anticipated, the grunting you heard earlier was from him dragging himself to your head
>why did he bring himself to your head instead of escaping or killing you?
>he then rolls to the side of your head and begins to caress you, almost like a hug
>during this, he speaks to you in a soft and lovely tone in his language, as if he's comforting you
>while you both are still on the ground, he puts his lips to yours
>realizing the meaning of his actions, you reciprocate and kiss him back
>during the kiss, you forcibly insert your tongue into his mouth, finally tasting him
>your partner seems to enjoy it, seemingly tasting you also
>when you both separate to catch each others breath, you both stare lovingly into each others eyes
>you both enter a cycle of kissing/tasting each other and staring into each others eyes
>being able to show each other affection after all this time is finally catching up
>the feeling of his warm and tasty juices in your orifices is very soothing
>after a while, the both of you begin to tire and start to succumb to sleep
>before you fall asleep, you pull your partner into a cuddle, to protect him and to keep him warm
>knowing that you have found your dream mate and have a clutch forming, you become the most happiest Malzeno to ever exist
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>>83812140
>>83812176
>>83812223
>ywn malzeno gf
Cute green anon
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>>83806152
Vaal beach date Gone wrong?! (Gone sexual!?)
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>>83812223
>>83813063
Fresh, cute oc? In MY half-dead general?



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