Welcome to the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread!2026/07/04Bakery Dragons EditionPreviously: >>83748734[ Starting Guide:https://rentry.org/PokeversePrimer ][ Pokemon Open Guide:https://rentry.org/ThreadBattleSystem ]-----FAQ:Q: I want to [activity with Pokemon I am unsure about] / [Pokemon] is making advances I am unsure aboutA: Just talk to them alreadyDisclaimer: There are straight and gay pokephilia threads. Direct your porn dumps there, not here.Question of the day: You meet a legendary/mythical pokemon is doing a very normal job, what would you do?
>>83866356Who are you do I know you?>>83866706Well now you can be awake with the others that are awake at night.Beryl is boring because he only knows one thing and it's being a degenerate. This is boring.>>83867372Yes and that's why you lie about the trap because there will be a hundred of them or something. I ain't falling for that shit.
>>83861869>>83862741>Zaffre is bold, but still so easily flustered. It's adorable>At least it seems that Star did get the names. No worries, nothing too arcane, nothing not on Wishipedia.>The ruse is still ongoing. Zaffre is up to helping"Right! Hard to discern between naked humans.">Not true either, he is suppressing a chuckle>>83863344>>83864621>>83865597>Now Zaffre has an objective, and a reason to double up on his efforts!"Are fairies usually this bargaining? Because it sounds like a fae experience.">In the most classical sense"Maybe I can do both! I hope you are wrong about Doro's...equipment!">Doro may be permasub, but Zaffre? He almost sounds like he is overcompensating for something.>Still, the talk of Tempest is not missed"What kind of witchcraft? Like, potions?">Interesting...>Zaffre is rather hardheaded to be leashed that easily. He better watch out indeed.>The Snea has, thankfully, no gag reflex. Getting kissed this deep is no problem!>Sour, with some sweet. Almost like a sour gummy>He could so easily slip into his sheath. There is something big there, resting"Like...oh!">Damn, that is one expert tongue work, watching Whaet getting licked so thoroughly>Ding ding, Teleo's tail sneaks into Zaffre's collar, to tug him toward the crottch>Right on time to muffle himself upon the sniper lizard taint. Can't quite reply now to his friends coming in, busy tracing route to the lizard's bottom. He wants to taste all of him, not missing a spot!"Mfff...">Can't quite grab much with these big claws, but he can grip Teleo by the hips with them! USeful when going at his ass like groceries.>Speaking of his friends, Relgar has a chuckle"Ha, yeah. My friend Verdi here has been freshly plucked of toxic crystals, so if anyone wants a go...">Speaking of the slime creature"Brought Pecha berries, always prepared.">Time to set up the plastic tub and stool. Verdigris needs some structural support for what he is going to do with Realgar
>>83868511it is a single wooperare you scared of a wooper?>>83867846here I was wondering how that pokegear was faringno issues yet?I am fine now, yeah, myselfbut just now
>>83869040You trying to derail the subject only confirms my suspicions, I ain't falling for your trap. There's always crucial details you conveniently leave out and I can clearly see through your words.
>>83868970>>83867674>>83864621“Bargaining? Oh yes, fairies always enjoy a good deal. Just make sure you don’t get tricked~”>Overcompensating? Now what could that be?>Sour gummies -are- something Teleo enjoys, so he hums contentedly as they taste each other>In comparison, Wha-et is very sweet. Like bubblegum, almost. The combination of both should prove rather tasty~>Perhaps Teleo will! The idea is certainly kinky and alluring…>Oops! Was that on purpose or accident? Teleo’s penis dips into Zaffre’s sheath and rubs against the soft walls inside, as well as that certain something that hasn’t made its way out yet!“Mmmf, sorry about that~”>As the Snea lowers his snout to Teleo’s taint, he gives the bell a few more rings>The lizard’s scent becomes much more potent to the Snea’s nose this close and personal>He sucks in a breath as he feels a tongue glide along his scales, down towards his winking hole. Pre starts to leak down his shaft, eventually combining with Zaffre’s trail and seeping onto the fur of his snout>Once that warm tongue reaches his pucker, Teleo gasps and grips the sheets with one hand while the other on Zaffre’s head pushes him down more>Each lick elicits a shiver and a throb from his cock. The bell dings more whenever that shiver runs down his tail“Haaaaah, like that, keep going Zaffy~”>Dear lord the Snea’s going to town! Those claws are proving to be useful in keeping Teleo from squirming too much for Zaffre to really get in there>The more enthusiastic the Snea gets about eating his ass, the more Teleo pushes his head, and the more pre leaks down his rod>His potent musky need must be very clear to the Snea now~>Between his panting, Teleo looks over to the other two and smiles“I’ve never been with a Muk before, so I would be interested Verdigris! What about you, Relgar? Any plans~?”>The pecha berries are a good idea! How much did they plan for this?
>>83867718Uhhhhh yesshut upGod I’d hate to be a ground type specialist. If it were me I’d just take 6 Gastrodons.>>83867846Thanks buckoNo they were notOooh so you’re like, a real person. As in someone who’s met other people irl on this thread. Cooool>>83867941Yeaaah I try to force my lunch breaks in when I can. Never wanna let myself skip out on food for too long. Since I had recently moved to Sinnoh, I took less breaks and worked harder just to make sure the rangers at this new station could trust me more + gain rapport.My Gastrodon (boba) is just toooo relaxed, too carefree. If I’m like “boba what the heck why haven’t you eaten” he’ll be like “pfft it’s fine :)”. I think it’s the carefree attitude + him being a slug. He’s just never really in a rush, ya know? Nah, no one on my team is on patrol with me besides AC. She had to go through a buncha certification training to be officially considered a “work partner”. The Ranger department has pre-prepared Pokemon they’ll assign to work with you depending on the job, so attempting to bring in untrained outsider-Pokemon requires you to fill out a lot of paperwork. I keep half my team on me, in Pokeballs, but I’m technically not supposed to use them for legal reasons. Do you remember/did you ever meet Spirra on this thread? She’s a blue, cartoony looking dragon. And she speaks. Fluently. No, I have no idea what species she is, and no I do not take her out often because I really don’t want people following us around with cameras.Uhhhh yeah, the bird. She does in fact live here. She is sarcastic and annoying. Slightly more grateful, when we give her her daily meal. Well she’s generally fine. As long as she remembers to charge her phone the day before. She has a ginormous playlist.
>>83868366Become completely disillusioned with myth and legend >>83868511Yeah like all these freakin’ Murkrow. Buncha little goons, I tell you.Yeah he is kinda one-note. But he’s a decent conversationalist. He just likes acting weird towards people who he can get easy reactions out of. That’s like his whole schtick
>>83870297Bleh that sounds rough. Working without eating really sucks, and I can't imagine running around the city running on empty. Hope by this point you don't need to really do that anymoreBoba! What a lovely name! Aw, I haven't had the pleasure of meeting a Gastrodon before but he seems like a nice lad. I wonder if the ground typing has something to do with that kind of nature as wellAhh ok, so unless they go through proper Ranger Partner training then they really can't do work in a legal capacity. Have any of the others ever expressed interest in going through that just so you don't have to jump through any loopholes or fill out the paperwork in case they might be needed?Hmm, no, that name doesn't ring any bells. Though now that I think about it, I do remember you mentioning them before. Do you think she may be an Ultra Beast then if you can't find anything at all that might be close enough or resemble her? If she were a mythical, then I would assume there's some story or old legend out there that might have some similarities, but I assume you checked for that already?Sounds like a wild pokemon through and through. I hope she doesn't cause too much strifeHaha, well that's good then. I guess if she forgets she can always plug it in when you're taking the car, unless uh, that's having more issues... again...
>>83868366Well obviously it's a Ditto or Zoroark in disguise!>>83866356 (Brute)Brute! Glad to hear from you again!>>83868025I don't think you can unless you achieve your true Zork form, sorry you can't have your cake and eat it too!>>83867674 (Wha-et)>>83868970>>83869535>Zaffre will soon find that Wh-aet is indeed wrong, not that that's changed their positions any>And back on the topic of Tempest..."Potions, hexes, scrying, the whole deal. She's very good at it!">And then...>Doro continues his efforts to coax out Wha-et's length as he speaks>When Wha-et refuses to admit his loss, Doro can't help but pause for a moment"Is that how you're looking at it?">Once again, he takes advantage of his illusions to speak with his mouth full>The poor fox's length twitches as Wha-et teases it without actualy giving him anything>As more and more of Wha-et's rod emerges, Doro happily takes it deeper, losing himself in the intensity of it overwhelming his senses and prodding his throat>Wha-et's teasing is enough to get a response out of him even in this state"Prove what? I've never even seen a Lucario's to compare...">And then he gets his first shot of pre, which the greedy fox happily gulps down>Doro dutifully services the smug Sylveon, allowing the rod to slide down his throat as it reaches full length>Meanwhile, Doro's vaguely aware of the newcomers, but tries not to let himself feel too embarrassed, although this is by far the most he's had in the same place for this sort of thing.
>>83869535>>83871060>>83868970“Wah¿ nothing good is free~”>It’s always a challenge with him.>Each ‘Talking’ back earns him a wet and damped thrust from Wha-et, balls slap his face messing all the face fur“Yeah, you can measure my height, from front paw to head, mine is proportionally bigger~”>He is technically correct, Doro would need to argue about having to measure his length instead of his height>He swings it a little more, not even Wha-et can stand being so close to a manly penis without getting something himself>He approaches and sniffs around the tip, his cold eevee nose pressed against Doro’s tip, taking in his pre>He is certainly teasing himself and Doro“Prove that you don’t have some small sad pp, this thing betrays your position”>Said position is currently under the sylveon’s servicing with all his worth>Teleo mixing flavors, adding his sweet yet strong musk with Zaffre’s mouth. By now the eevee’s smell is an aphrodisiac to him>Wha-et’s ear twitches and quakes when Teleo laps his entrance, his tail raises up higher allowing him to enter as he pleases>His cock fully out of the sheath now it rests and throbs lazily inside Doro’s throat, the air he inhales passing through his balls, pre-cum and cock before it reaches his lungs.>Wha-et looks to all the mons in the room“Could any of you lube Doro¿ Just make sure not to stretch him, I want to open him up~”>His balls start raising up and down almost in sync. He hums happily revealing on the good work Doro is doing to service him, he could knot his mouth right now, but, he is saving his first shot for something else.>The fat plump fairy lifts and gives a couple of thrusts, the squelching wet sound resonating across the room>He finally stands, letting Doro breath in some less-musky air, all the fairy liquids and oils in his system lingering for a long time.“Nicely done Doro, ready for your reward~¿”>He turns around, ribbons searching for Doro’s entrance, slowly aligning himself.
>>83858386 (Walker)(I only have methods of making it worse, but I've yet to find a fix)>>83820694>>83857330>>83855160>>83862741(And all the ones I missed because whew)“Wrong bodily fluid there but nice try~”>He’s outgoing, but he’s not going out– the thing that Fea doesn’t realize is that it’s because he doesn’t care as much about it, he’d be fine if it happened, but it’s not one of the “point Bs” he cares about right now in his quests to get from each Point A to Point B as effectively as he can>Of course he’d be fine if it happened, though…>Fea, however, is in total agreement“These ribbons can be helpful in starting relationships…”>Names and research>Star replies first“It is a noble goal. If you have that curiosity? Follow it. Such curiosity is often the most important step that leads to discovery. Have you spoken with Sam about the materials we retrieved from the alternate world version of the mad scientist? Interestingly enough he worked with Aether in that one.”>Taner adds“Though, it didn’t seem completely voluntary…”>The invitations are!>They practically need to rent a small stadium at this point>Taner is pretty sure he’s not going crazy… He’s pretty certain he knows exactly what’s going on at this point, the only part that’s keeping him off tilter is that everyone is still working so hard to keep it going! He’s never experienced Wha-et’s level of digging into a prank“I’d feel pretty confused if you confused me with another human, you seem pretty good at not doing that! But Wha-et would never complement me on my scarf so, I guess you really are Fea!”>Though if Wha-et isn’t careful he’ll get pranked back… with chores!“I do, those strong and dexterous ribbons, why, you can take down a tent without damaging it in like 10 seconds flat, I’m always impressed by it, I guess it’s some of that Fairy Magic you and Wha-et always keep talking about!”>He feels he may have to buy a new tent but… worth it, this one is getting old anyway1/2
>>83871004It was mostly self imposed anyway. I can always find the time to shove food in my mouth, if I need to Mhmm. boba. Lowercase b. Don’t you forget it. Idk if it’s the ground typing, I feel like it’s just the simple fact that he’s a fat amorphous blob creature. Or ya know, fat for human standards. He’s normal for a Gastrodon, I swearUmmmmm. No not really. April/Roselia’s a tiny plant girl who just wants to sit around the garden all day, Vergas/Glalie complains about absolutely everything, Shirley/Froslass is busy taking care of Spirra at home. boba doesn’t seem to have the drive to really jump through all those officiation hoops. Bombirdier apparently likes to shadow me from afar when I go out, but I think she’s too prideful to help me with Rangering after I caught her via Rangering. I’m perfectly fine with keeping them benched, it ain’t theeeir job anyways. If I’m in real danger I don’t mind some probably-minor-legal-troubles if it means they save my ass.Uhhh, she got scanned by the Pokédex at least. So sheeee’s at least a fairly regular Pokemon maybe. Ice/Dragon type. Baby Kyurem or something, idk. It also said that she can evolve. Which is uhhh, something. And I thiiiiink she arrived on this uhhh, continent, from a boat she was a stowaway on. I did my fair share of research, was hard to draw any useful conclusions.The bird is ooookay.The car is O-KAY. We fixed the screeching it was doing. Finally.>>83872955(That is the opposite of what I want Taner)
>>83820694>>83857330>>83855160>>83862741(And all the others)>Soon after that…>>"...to get the prime lap spots?" “Suuuuuuuure, we can go with that, for now~”>Taner, meanwhile, has now borne too much witness to this conversation, and decides“Okay, think I’m, uh, going to put the tent up real quick!”>Even he can’t ignore the subtext when it’s this strong, and he’s started to maybe realize that some sort of plan is going down“The five towels are to help with the cleanup, of course~”>>83860300 (Doro)>Taner realizes that Julius doesn’t seem to be giving chase… which is good, but he’s completely lost track of the location of the guard, and that’s NOT good>But… he has a lot of ways he can go from here>He’s going to take it slow, for now, and just inch forward on his belly in the bushes, making his way to F12, seeing if he can see the Golden Pokeball in the spot it could possibly be… if he’s lucked out and it’s there, then that will make things a lot easier>He doesn’t think he’ll be that lucky, but he wants to check, trying to carefully make sure that any spotlight from the guard tower isn’t on him as he does>Here’s his stealth roll, a little less risk than before this time!>>83872970(It's the best I've got! Aside from listening to music in the background which sometimes works for me but I have a feeling wouldn't for you)>>83868366>You meet a legendary/mythical pokemon is doing a very normal job, what would you do?Well, talk to them, for one. I mean, I'd try not to disturb them too much at their place of work, but I'm sure they'd be pretty used to all the questions I'd ask. And I'd have to buy something for sure, if I'm going to take their time like that.
>>83855582>>83855331>Maybe Star will share her thoughts eventually! During the shopping trip might be good… it’d catch him more off guard then>Taner isn’t thinking about that though, so he just says“Shopping together sounds fun! Let me know like, two or three days before and we’ll really focus on trainer battles for those days, so we have some extra!”“Goodnight guys, I’ll go ask Repose if he wants to guard and then the rest of us will, uh, probably get some sleep.”>Taner yawns>And so, there he is, Repose>Just sitting there>He was asked a question just now… wait, is he even awake? Oh, he must have heard actually, his tail moved slightly back and forth and it hadn’t moved at all until now>And his rings glow slightly, as if pulsing with his thoughts… and he does seem to give it a full minute of thinking before replying“Most days are pretty good. Many are great. Some days are battle after battle, then others are walking a route and relaxing, it’s never quite the same from one to another. It’s never boring. And he pays a lot of attention to us, even with so many of us. He’ll probably be trying to figure out what the equivalent of brushing the fur is for Pokemon with scales and other materials, like he did for Dredd.”>Normally, he’d be done with that, but he gave this one a lot of thought“Then there are days like a few days ago, where we go up against foes that actually want to kill us. Taner used to ask us all individually if we wanted to go with him on days like that, but he stopped because we never said no. He’ll probably ask you every time before he does something dangerous too, for a year or so, unless he learns you also never say no.”>That’s a lot of words from the Umbreon!
>>83868145 (Brute)Hmmm I might be jelous now, are you PWEETIER now¿ do you like SHINE or something¿>>83868250 (teleo)Maybe they are, I think so. Is not knowing something like PLANism¿I will GROOM all my fur to make a GOOD impression¡ no hummie is able to stand a fluffed up sylveon.TECHNICALLY I was a NORMAL mon before becoming a sylveon. Or I was born a sylveon and hid my MAGIC until the perfect moment. I battle different higher dimensional FIGHTS¡Okay, I will train them and NURTURE them, if i gotta leave GALAR then it’s up to the park. Or to a daycare, I could sneak them inside a daycare.Exactly, glad that you finally understand it Teleo, Poketok is SERIOUS BUSINESS. That would take too much writting, Hummies should make a device that translates and writes down Pokespeak. You have a point, maybe that ought to become my book, a blank book where the READER has to write their own FAIRY tale¡ It could make BILLIONS.
>>83869327I don't recall any possible troublesome details about a single wooperand if I did, I am in trouble>>83870297too lateAC has gone and became a new sneasel variantgroundsel>>83871060close enough, it's a Mew in disguisepretending to be a zork in disguise>>83873066>>83855582(At this point, it's mostly getting Tanered upon)>Fire lizard talking"We have to ready some things as well, so, maybe a bit later. Take your time.">And later...Repose>He really is good at being immobile>The Salazzle replies"Sounds relaxing. You are truly a blessed pokemon.">The Muk nods"What could have been. A routine to aspire to. We follow.">It seems they do really want to follow Taner, for the time being>Next up, and last scene in this scene now entering it's fourth month, is reestablishing contact with Andrea, in the mainland(jesus, four months)
>>83872970boba. boba boba boba. Alright, I won't forget! Haha, I mean it does sound like normal sea slug behavior, so I'm not of mind to think otherwise. Maybe its a factor of all of itI see! Everyone has their interests, not every mon wants to battle or go Rangering. So long as they're content with what they're doing. And fair, your life is worth more than having to deal with some paperwork and potential disciplineKyurem? That's uhhhh, a Unovan legend, right? Hmm, it would explain the lack of concrete information on her. She ever say why she stowed herself away on the boat?Excellent! I hope the fixes last for longer than they have in the past!>>83873149Plantism? I sure hope not...Absolutely no one could resist, especially such a cute and beautiful and adorable Sylveon such as you~Hm hm, right. Well, if for whatever reason the wild forest pokemon decide to battle you in the dreamrealm, you will make quit work of them! If not... Just best to avoid dealing with themA daycare would probably be better! That way they're safe! I fear that leaving them in the park would make them liable to be caught by a trainerSerious business to you! Remember we were trying to slowly wean you off of it? Writing for a little bit a day would help with that! If you just leave the book blank, they could just completely miss your message! You know how silly humans are, and how they make bad fairy tales where the fairies are the bad guys! Do you want that??>>83873042Happy birthday Taner and Star!
>>83873367>Good scene end!>And now, a new one begins….(Three of them being the busiest months of the year for me is a large part of that, I think)>>83873471Thank you, and Star says thank you as well! It’s… really stunning looking back on everything that’s happened this last year. Makes my head spin a bit. But New Year’s is the time to be contemplative, birthdays are times for fun! And cake. Cheesecake. It may not be the most traditional birthday cake but… I really love cheesecake.
>>83873042(Hmmm correct)(it’s okay I’ll solve this myself)>>83873367EwwwI’m gonna google that and see if it exists in fanart ok I found rock type sneasel>>83873471bobba booba bobaGlad you agree yessir yessiryeah I jokeno way she’s related to kyurem Uhhhh, she did, I think. And I kinda forgot. It was hard to put stuff together. She is, very childlike. Or like, somewhat childlike, somewhat foreign-citizen like. I am pretty sure she had a family of dragons who died, prooobably from human hunters. That’s what it wassoooundin like.Yeah. I’d like to have a functional vehicle for longer than a month.
>>83873042>>83872955>>83862741>>83820694>>83855160>These ribbons look very dexterous, yes>Zaffre has ambitions"I may need to take the offer of your academical material.">Rubbing his chin, but with the back of his hands, because claws too big"I knew S was rattled by something he saw in that cave, but, didn't knew you could meet those shadows!">Thinking thinking"Now I wonder if he...got me there. I'll have to ask Sam about these materials, thank you.">Thinking..."But I don't remember what S saw...I think he saw something else.">Something to which Verdigris adds"Many options. Eyeless and a failure. Success but not human. But...">Also needs his memory jogged"Someone else more, man with steel arm from afar. That was the worry.">That may be important>On the subject of towels..."Are you secretly a vaporeon?">Beat"...heh.">Smirk>And also a wink for the other Sylveon>Zaffre has thoroughly tangled himself in Sylveon business
>>83869535>>83871060>>83872217"What if I trick the trickster~?">What does that mean"Equivalent exchange Whaet! That is very important in, er, many things.">Not saying that he got that from Epsylon's alchemical research>Sour gummies, bubblegum, Teleo is like in a candy shop>Zaffre will have to catch on before he plants himself between Teleo's legs, or he will have to notice much later"Potions...I may be up to chat with her, when there is time.">!>Zaffre just lets himself be sheathfucked. In fact, given the facial expression, it seems he likes it!"Ah...maybe again later?">Oddly enough, he is still not hard>The bell keeps dinging>Powerful pre, even more powerful musk. It is starting to splatter on his head>Oh, so he is sensitive! Zaffre is enjoying making him squirm. All he needs to do is letting himself get pushed harder into the ring, the more for his tongue to get at his insides>That tongue feels rather tingly on sensitive body parts, benefits of being a Poison type>He'll need to clamp with those big claws, to stop Teleo from squirming away!>Still, he listens to what Whaet are Doro up to now. Proportionally bigger what?>Ah, well, neither have his particular issue it seems.>The fire lizard and slime monster are watching Zaffre's actions with interest"Well, still deciding here. But I am already seeing what may be good...">Such an alluring Salazzle, eyes locked into Teleo>He's looking better since last time, he has been taking better care of himself.>And Verdigris, procures a bottle of lube from the same storage as the pecha berries. It has been used before.>Zaffre would recognize that bottle, if he were currently not blinded by Inteleon ass!>Was not Fea coming too?>Ah, well.
>>83873042>Movements:>Sybj unfa'g zbirq, Jvyybj unf ragrerq gur ebbz naq fgnaqf ng V1.>Srn unf znqr vg whfg cnfg gur ohfurf va X67 va cercnengvba sbe Gnare'f neeviny vs ur gevrf tbvat nebhaq onpx>Fgne vf fgvyy jnvgvat ol gur obkrf va V67, Qbeb vf fgvyy va uvf thneq gbjre...>Naq Bprnan vf hfvat ure frnepuyvtug gb gel naq fcbg Gnare>Jura fur fhpprrqf, pngpuvat uvz nf ur gevrf gb svther bhg vs gur tbyqra cbxronyy vf va vgf cbgragvny fcbg, fur gnxrf nvz naq sverf... juvpu vf jung gur ebyy vf sbe>There's more unknowns than there were before, but at least he's physically closer to his goal, wherever it might be>Taner decides to crawl throug the bushes towards one of the potential spots...>He gets closer and closer, but not without plenty of rustling leaves and snapping branches.>Honestly it's like he's not an expert at stealth or something!>When he gets near the designated spot at F12, he sees... nothing.>In the same moment he peers out to get a look, a bright light floods the bushes he's in!>Rolling for what happens next, considering Taner's stealth roll I'm gonna say this succeeds on 1-8>1/2 next part needs roll result
>>83873042>>83874670>0>Well, as luck would have it. Taner is not out of the game just yet!>However, the sound of a powerful gunshot fills the air and Taner can physically hear a bullet whiz by, missing him by mere inches>Sniper fire! It must be Oceana in the guard tower, and she was ready for him to check this spot for the golden pokeball!>But whether she's not quite used to her human form or her weapon of choice, Taner narrowly escapes a loss!>He can be sure staying in one place is a terrible idea...
>>83874117rock weavilehuh, looks kiiiinda like a sneasler>>83874090(Thanks!)>(And now...)>Next step, the day after, is Hau'Oli hospital>Where in this defector, Andrea Volterra, is still in supervision. Both because of the big nogging hit, and being a prime suspect
>>83874207>>83871060>>83872217"Might be onto something there Zaffy~">Just need some sweets honestly and Wha-et is yours, apparently, given his bandana he bought a while ago>There's a slick squelch as he enters the Snea's sheath>Tight!>Based on the shudder and Teleo's aroused expression, seems like he liked it too!"D-definitely!">That is curious, he'd expect to at least be able to see something emerging from between Zaffre's legs by now!>That musk filled pre definitely tingles the nose, and the mind the more and more is produced>Teleo is pretty sensitive down there! While Wha-et's pretty dominant with Doro, Teleo typically the top when its just him and the fairy!>Those tingles help too. Even if Zaffre doesn't know all the little tricks, his cat-like tongue definitely feels good, especially when he goes deeper>There's a low hiss when the Snea hits an even more sensitive spot inside, and more pre spurts out and dribbles onto the Snea's head and face>Teleo pushes his snout in even harder and emphasizes his need with more bell dings!>He catches Wha-et asking someone to lube up the fox"Hah, well, a l-little preoccupied here. Hah. I can do it if he w-wants to get up and sit on me~">His face is free after all!>Panting, Teleo locks eyes back with the Salazzle"Oh, hah, really? Well I'm l-looking at something good too~">He licks his lips again, but freezes halfway when Zaffre hits that sensitive spot again"Hnn, yeah, right there!">Teleo watches Verdigris with some curiosity as he keeps pulling things out>What's he planning?>Fea can jump in when he wants! Though Taner said he was really busy so its up to him. We were gonna do this again some other time when he had more free time to enjoy it if he can't make this one!
>>83874090Definitely seems like a lot has happened, even if I haven't been around for half of it! Cheesecake does sound very good, nothing wrong with that! You and Star do anything fun today? Let me know where you are currently staying and I'll send your gift!>>83874117I mean, if there's nothing there then its a distinct possibility if you can't 100% rule it out. Maybe not direct offspring, but perhaps related in some way. I wonder if she came from another non-League integrated regionAhh yes, that's right. Shame something like this happened to someone so young. I hope that isn't the case and her family is still out there...
>>83872955>>83873042>>83874181"Hmmm, we'll see, how mortified would you be if I got you drooling and mewling like I can Wha-et?">That is true. Lightspeed is definitely a goal oriented person, and if finding a significant other isn't that goal, he'll just blitz past it!"Oh don't I know it~">The Snea and the Vee begin their academic talk>Teleo isn't quite sure what research she's mentioning, but it sounds like its on the potentially dangerous side>Are they talking about the mirror cave?>A small stadium may be needed at this point>Seems like -everyone- is invited for 'training'!>Not that Teleo is complaining, he'll help get the room situation sorted out if it means everyone can have some fun!>Even if Taner's caught on to the prank by now, watching Wha-et have to take down the tent is funny enough>Really hopes the fairy doesn't break anything though. Teleo will give Taner some cash if he does>Teleo snickers as Taner scurries off once he picks up what they're all talking about>He smirks towards Star"So... You think you and Taner would be interested in our not-so-little 'training' session?">Oh Zaffre, you have no idea what you're getting into the middle of...
>>83873367Okay sure thing, then allow me to expose the biggest flaw in your trap.Mind explaining why an electric type fetishist like you is dispatched to recover a single wooper instead of, oh I don't know, it's trainer? And you still need fire backup? Suspicious.>>83870327And that's exactly why he's boring. He knows about it. He doesn't like it. Huhu.
Freedom Day!
>>83874181>>83875532>>83862741>>83820694>They are all willing to help with that>And that jogs Taner’s memories, at least!“So, what we think he saw was an alternate version of, uh, a person who here was named ‘Sebastian Brodd’ and that he feared for some reason, and probably had killed in this world along with his Pokemon. So, me and Sam had a plan to make him think Sebastian had returned, with the information we’d been able to find out from the cave, to lure him out. We may have another way to lure him out now though, if he’s looking for certain mega stones…”>Fea smirks“Oh no, if I was a Vaporeon I’d need twice that.”>Taner is really trying to ignore this now>He’d rather watch “Fea” try to take down the tent, that should be interesting…>But then the conversation goes here, and Wha-et may actually be rescued because after Star says>”You mean the training session where we all have hot steamy sex even though none of us are in heat yet? What do you say, my Taner? Prenne is allowing Fea, it would be remiss of me not to allow it as well.”>Taner’s face heats up almost like one is watching a cartoon, it’s gone full tomato red now>Star is smirking, it doesn’t seem like she thinks he’ll say yes… but she does seem like she’d be okay with it if he did>Fea is now looking on with great interest, he’s been trying to get Taner to get more kinky for YEARS and while he wasn’t trying hard, he’s never gotten this close before>Even Beryl couldn’t convince him… Fea has to try!“Coooooooome on Taner, Star’s saying it’s okay, you know you wanna, and it’ll give Doro someone to top~”>It looks like Taner’s face is about to explode, he was not expecting this!“I, uh, thjainauiatgottagnwo…”>He seems to have lost his ability to speak!>>83874117That rock type Sneasel looks pretty neat, actually!
>>83874758>And now>Taner has been trying to find a chance to talk to him again, at least once, for a while>He also wants to call on Daniel, but he wants it to be at a time that better matches the lawyer’s schedule this next time… and things have been too busy for him to be able to match that up, thus far>Probably soon, though>But for now, he asks the hospital staff if Andrea is allowed visitors now>Andrea also has his phone number… but he may not have his phone right now, Taner suspects>>83874207>>Was not Fea coming too?(I was planning to have him arrive with Prenne, but I think Kemo’s hiatus has resumed and now I’m unsure how I want to play it. I could just have him show up alone, I could try to NPC Prenne, I could have him delayed so he comically shows up ready for action after everyone’s done… Up to you guys what you think would be best because I’ve been thinking about it for two days and truly can’t decide)(Of course, while it’s unlikely, I’m now wondering if it’s possible Taner will be there too… what an interesting scene that would be…)>>83875369I can say that none of our years have been uneventful, at least. And looking back, most of the events were good ones, far more than the ones that weren’t.Cheesecake is awesome! My family has a weird tradition of “things aside from regular cake on birthdays.” Like, my mom always prefers brownies on hers.We, uh, did. Including, looking at the fireworks, it’s nice to be able to do that on my birthday! Or at least that was the plan. But it rained on the fireworks.We hopped over to Unova, at Nimbasa because they have the best fireworks, the Pokemon Center would be a good place. But we’ll probably be heading back over to the Lumiose Conference League provided hotel rooms we’ve got tomorrow, so that could work too if it’s easier for you! Or Lightspeed could pick it up from you. He loves fireworks but they make him even more hyper than normal.
>>83874670>>83874729>Wherever the goal might be, it is, sadly, not here>He really, really isn’t an expert at stealth! In fact, Star was right, he’s rather bad at it…>He feels his heart hammering away after the shot, but can’t seem to hear anything>What to do what to do what to do>Panic sets in, and he gets a desperate idea>He dives into the water to the left of the bushes and starts to attempt to swim>He’s never been a fast swimmer but the adrenaline fuels him!>For a moment, he thinks about going back, back to B12, and cutting across the other way, no way they’d expect that!>Well of course they wouldn’t, because it’d be stupid! So instead, he’s trying to swim to F17, away from the tower>Does he have a plan, or is he just panic swimming? He’ll figure it out! He thinks this is harder than Star and the others must think it is, he’s no secret agent! This would, ironically, have been a lot easier in his Eevee form>But for now, let’s roll for his swimming, if he doesn’t get past 6 he only makes it to F14, and if he rolls a 0 he gets caught in a current and pulled back to D14 instead!
>>83876647I suppppose. I’m picky tho. I don’t think anything will beat my Dark/Ice sneasel appreciation >>83875369Well, there’s also Arctibax. That other ice dragon type, ya kno? But yea she could in fact very well be from another region. God knows I’ve already seen enough of those typa pokemon. I guess I hope so too, I just also hopethat her dragon parents don’t find and eat me>>83874758I bet a lot of fan art does. People really like making sneasel taller. Granted, I don’t blame them I bet AC would transform herself into a Sneasler if she could>>83875571Hmm yeah I guess I get it. I enjoy talking with him usually butto each their own >>83875791RAHHHHHHHHRAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>83876674(Fea getting permission from Prenne and coming by himself seems fine if you aren't confident in NPCing her! Definitely jump in if you want, not like we've really gotten too far into it! Honestly it would be funny to have Fea slam the door open and leap in because he somehow completely forgot this was happening)If the majority of it has been good, then I call that a successful year!Oh that's fun! We typically do cupcakes and get an assortment of flavors. More fun to get to try all the different sweets, and not have the hassle of making a cake. I love brownies, so I definitely agree with your mother!Oh no! Sorry the rain came in and ruined that. I'm sure people will be launching fireworks tomorrow so you can enjoy it better then!Gotcha! I can send them over to the hotel then, just so Lightspeed doesn't have to make the trek. Unless he wants to, haha! Then the Lumiose conference is gearing up? Still need to ask Pa for some tickets and grab a hotel, I hope they all aren't taken up already...>Regardless of if the gift is sent or picked up, inside is a framed picture that Teleo took of all of them during one of their picnics!>As well as a gift card for a fancy Michelin star kalosian restaurant>Enough for Taner and Star to enjoy together>And finally a note>"Taner and Star, happy birthday! I hope it was a fantastic day full of fun and happiness. I hope you enjoy the gift, wanted to get you both something nice to enjoy together. I am very happy that random chance brought us together. I was in quite a dark time in my life when I first posted and did not think even for a second it would lead to this many adventures and friends. I want to thank you, for being a pillar that brings everyone together, and honestly I feel like my words aren't enough to express how thankful I am to have met you both. I'm looking forward to watching you in the championship, and will be rooting for you all the way! You got this! -Teleo"
>>83876935That was one that I was thinking of initially, but I feel like it would be more obvious if that was the case? Certainly a large amount of information on that species. But yes, it really is a mystery. Maybe once this new region is fully integrated with the League, you'll have more information to puzzle this out?That would be less than ideal, yes... But I'm sure if she's been well taken care of, she can convince her parents to spare you!
>>83875571because this wooper somehow found some sort of old and extremely custom pokegear, and there is apparently info that needs to be got out of it, regarding the wooper themselvesand of course, so I can acquire the pokegeartrainer? no idea if anyalso you asked if we could hang out>>83876935the name says it, it is sneasel but more sneawhy, is she not fond of the idea of being a weavile?thinking about it, maybe she could be friends of our recently joined sneasler friend. though he is kinda busy right now trying to enjoy a more normal lifedespite all the uh, issues>>83876674>Daniel has been busy, but not that excessively busy>(If anything, I should do more things with Daniel and Emil)>And at the hospital, making questions>Receptionist looking up things"Hmm, hmmmmmmm, guards posted nearby? Unclear if he is unwilling or forgetting to eat? Particular case, alright.">More notes"But, visitors are allowed. Maybe you will get a reaction out of him."
>>83868250I see. A shame - Hibernation is very relaxing. In my long life, it's always been something I look forwards to - My mind has months to relax, so it's fantastic.I hope they're paying for your windows, then.>>83868511Hello. I am Brute, the Onix. I was around a while ago? I challenged a few rock gyms to try to become the strongest rock type...?I got suplexed by a Gyarados...?>>83869040It is doing fine, my compliments to your construction. Not a single complaint here.Whatever you've been through sounds rough. My condolences. >>83870297Yes, indeed. I've been suplexed by a Gyarados in my first day or so. I also got teleported by Doro's friend, Julius. You are cool as well.>>83871060Speak of the devil... Hello! How is Julius? I hope things have been fine.
>>83877529She’s “fine” with it but has taken 0 effort into trying to evolve, so I think she’s just more comfortable how she is rnUhhhh Sneasler? How the heck did you get a Sneasler >>83876999She looks nothing like either of them, so Kyurem and Arctibax are equally possible as far as I’m concerned. Ignoring the higher likelihood that she’s proooobably not connected to a legendary. I don’t really have the power to take a week off work & go on some uncharted expedition to hunt down her ancestral trail.I think she’d probably defend me though, yeah. >>83877680How does a creature without arms suplex another creature without arms?I don’t think I’m familiar with Doro’s friends but either way uhneat
>>83876983(Sounds like a plan, then, depending on where the scene is when I wake up tomorrow I may make that happen!)Same! And I have a lot to look forward to as well, so I feel like that’s the other half of a successful year!Hopefully they are good flavors and not the prank flavors like you guys were discussing that one time. I shudder when I think of those. I agree that regular cupcakes of all styles are really good! Have you ever come across the thing called "zebra cakes?” They were like cupcakes but encased in a hard layer of something candy-like? I loved those as a kid, I haven’t seen much of them in other regions though…Lightspeed never minds picking things up, but I do think it’d be better to encourage him to rest at night, otherwise he’ll become nocturnal like Repose eventually!It is, they delayed it, but it should be starting around July 10, now. Just five days! I’ll not be online as much when it starts, but I’ll keep in contact for sure, and if you are there I should get to say hi!>The next day, when back at the hotel, Taner will open it and look at the picture>He can imagine that in a special place of honor when he finally gets a house, he may set it out sometimes in the tent!>And then that gift card! While restaurants aren’t rare, they typically avoid the more fancy ones for budget reasons… and Kalos is best place to try out a fancy restaurant, Taner feels>But in fact, the note is the best gift of all>Being called a pillar that brings everyone together, being told that he helped make a friend’s life better just by being himself… he blinks and wipes his eyes>There may very well be no better gift for Taner, these words so fully encompass the idea of him having made the exact type of difference in the world he wants his life to make for someone, and he knows Teleo is sincere>Star is affected as well, how could she not be?Most of all, she’s happy for the way she knows Taner feels reading it
Goodnight everyone!>>83877529>We’ll get to that scene, probably after this one, Taner may want to see him in person anyway>Unwilling or forgetting to eat? Oh no… this would be a really bad time for the man to be going through one of his “episodes,” one of the worst times, and yet Taner has a feeling that’s exactly what’s happening>He didn’t want to see one in person, but… if there’s any chance he’ll be able to help the guy come out of it, he has to take it“I’ll do my best. Thank you. Can you tell me his room number?”>After getting that, Taner will head on there>He wonders if perhaps he should call Freedom? Or Titan? Someone who can help with brain-stuff? He supposes he’ll find out when he gets there>He knocks on the door before opening it>>83877680Brute! It’s been a while, how’s it going! Did you challenge any more gyms? Or, uh, did you get lost underground again?I’d try to get you up to date on everything that’s happening, but, well, that might not be possible unless I wrote a book! Or gave you the cliff notes of the reports I’ve been writing for the League. I feel like I’ve given them enough for more than one book.…Sadly, you arrived pretty late in the night, and I’ll be heading to sleep after this post, but I’m glad to see you're still around and posting!>>83876935Probably not, once you’ve found what you like, and you know you like it, it becomes hard to beat!Even more so if you know a Pokemon like that and get along well enough with them.
>>83877959see you>>83877680excellentuh, the rest of the stuff is a bunch of long storiesbut myself, I am doing better than ever apart the whole senses thing>>83877760may bealso because needing a special item and to put on effort at nightor maybe wants it to be a special occasionyes sneaslerto make a long story short, he and two of his team mates managed to break free from their former trainer, a notorious ZODIAC mad scientistso now they got re-registered directly under the Bureau, but I invited them to my place as their home base, while they go on trips to experience a more normal lifewhat was his name, Project VX? uh, hold on, Mho is telling me they changed their names>>83877959>Taner will get his wish"Room 070, thaaat way.">Time to get there>And knocking at the door!....no answer.>But there is activity inside. Scribbling on paper, shuffling, someone is at work
>>83877760Extremely Painfully.Basically, when I first showed up, a Gyarados belonging to a poster here - Fin. Or Fen. Or Gnaw. Or Ben. One of those. We fought, since their Gyarados didn't have many friends their size to battle against. I was soundly defeated, then resolved to make a journey to every rock gym, and beat them, to become the strongest rock type. Yes.Doro's friend, Julius, is a Hypno. I believe it's pretty impressive that he teleported me across regions, jump by jump.Neat indeed.>>83877959Greetings. Still a magnet for trouble, I assume? Did that entire situation I helped with last time get resolved? I mean, I know you befriended them after, since you usually do. Cliff notes are fine, if anything's relevant. Sleep well.>>83878058Taner hinted the same. I suppose Hibernation doesn't lend itself well to keeping up with the news. Senses thing...?Regardless, your gear is still in excellent condition, congratulations on making it so well. Mho delivered it, if I remember right.
>>83877680It does sound very comfy! Have you ever had a situation where your hibernation was interrupted? Seems rather, annoying to say the leastWell.... No, but they are fixing the gym badges that got damaged, and those are more important to me>>83877760But think of the adventure, Walker, the adventure! Maybe if you start sticking your nose in legendary business, Celebi might show up?>>83877946(perfect!)Nah, no prank flavors. and oh my Arecus you just reminded me of that! Oooh, I'll have to make some and bring them to the conference, heheh. The local bakery here in Hulbury is very good, so we get an assortment of different cupcakes and split them up between everyone. I haven't heard of Zebra Cupcakes before, but that does sound pretty interesting. And I'm sure Wha-et would loooove those, so we will have to give them a try!For sure, I'd rather him rest than make the trek out in the middle of the night. Plenty of time for him to run around later!Sounds good! I will definitely be there and cheering you and Doro on! Need to treat you two anyways for making it to the conference!Good night!
>>83878195Occasionally, but that's why we curl in a circle. When we dig our caves, we collapse the entrance behind us. If something else digs in, they just encounter our outer coils, and generally give up against that tougher rock.Yeah, this is a lot of context without any clues. It affected everyone? Any notes on what happened, generally?I missed a lot.
>>83878453Smart way to go about it! Not much would be willing to try to dig through that. I suppose an Excadrill would be a nuisanceSorry, yes. Full story is Beryl decided to prank Wha-et using the.... idea? power? of all the exclamation points I was sending him whenever I said hello. Then Beryl cast a spell on something and Wha-et triggered it, which essentially unleashed a sonic boom loud enough to dust all the glass in my house. So I came home from a nightshift job to all the glass destroyed and Wha-et deaf. He's fine now, luckily, but it was pretty scary if I'm being honest, even if Wha-et didn't seem bothered by it. Luckily no one else was harmed, except for some annoyed neighbors. They all just assumed it was some pokemon, like a Noivern. Most of the house has been fixed by now, currently just replacing any electronics that were damaged. Needed to buy a new TV, ugh
>>83878565Indeed, but they tend to avoid bedrock. They prefer softer earth.I... see.So, this is all Beryl's fault?If a sonic boom was that loud, I'm amazed Wha-et can even hear at all. Do they have Tinnitus? I'm sorry for the inconvenience, then, friend. I'm sure Zapman could have fixed your TV? He fixed my pokegear.
>>83878565waitwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaitTHAT is what had happened?damnit it all beryl>>83878122it's the longer storybutlets sayI changed a lot since Halloweenthanks, and, that's right
>>83877946just interrupting to come in and sayI am familiar with zebra cakes >>83877959Yeah, I’d have to meet this magical rock type sneasel to like it. Or see an animated series with it. Maybe then I’ll get attached. >>83878122Okay ig Oh, I remember Fen. Weird vibes. Good luck with that though, I don’t think Onix has the best fighter reputation as a species. Soooooo I hope you can dowell enough Hm. I have zero recollection.Wish I could teleport.>>83878058She might be waiting for an occasion. She was given a razor claw a long time ago, and she’s kinda chosen to ignore it. HUHHIM???? THAT Sneasel?? Became a Sneasler??? AND got away from zodiac??? When did this happen?????? Wasn’t his name Vex?????>>83878195Don’t tempt me nowI don’t wanna end up like those sad old maniacs wasting their lifeobsessing over 1 mythical pokemon. I don’t waaaaanna be like that>>83878565holy shit that’s hilarious but also I think I’d exorcize Beryl straight to hell afterwards
>>83878592Really now? I figured with their drills they could burrow through just about anything!Unequivocally yesI am too, but luckily it seems Wha-et is tougher than he looks. Plus the Pokemon Center here is good, so they were able to get him all patched upNo tinnitus. I'm sure he would have complained about that. I've had to apply ointment to the inside of his ears though these past two weeks which he hasn't enjoyed, thoughIts alright, everything's on its way to being fixed so water under the bridge. I considered it but I know he's busy with a major project. Plus, its an excuse to upgrade, haha! Oh right! He made it so you could use it with your tail, yes? I think I remember that mentioned from a long time ago!>>83878598Yeeeaaahh. That's what happened alright. Freaking magic, man>>83878620What if that's what Celebi is waiting for! Another adventure!Just become immortal like everyone else here is planning, apparently!Yeah yeah, laugh it up. The police detained ME over it thinking I had something to do with it! The entire situation was beyond stupid. Beryl's lucky we're friends, otherwise I would have been more even pissed than I was
>>83878598I... see. Cryptic, indeed. But, if you don't want to share more, I shall respect your privacy.Indeed.>>83878620They were nice. They had a farm where me and the Gyarados had a friendly wrestle. I know. My kind need a hero.Me too, teleportation seems so COOL.>>83878782Indeed, but softer ground means less damage to their drills. I think. I've never talked to one.I see.I am not much use against a ghost, but if Beryl arrives, I shall decry them.Indeed, yes, he made it into a split keyboard, with voice controls as well. It's excellent work.I'm glad WHa-et isn't deaf.
Good night everyone>>83878816The logic is sound, I'm sure they wouldn't want to try to burrow through something that could potentially cause harm. I bet their mega evolution state could make short work of it thoughEh, telling him off doesn't really do much, but I appreciate it, hahaOh that does sound very handy. He really is a savant when it comes to this kind of stuff. I keep thinking he should set up some sort of shop where mon can order custom designs for things like pokegear or controllers or keyboards that would better suit their biology. I think it would be fairly lucrative!
>>83875532>>83876647>The Snea has been places. Dangerous places and talks>But it is indeed about the mirror cave>Zaffre can't but headtilt at hearing that name"Can't say I ever heard that...">That despite his former pokeball being registered to this mystery person>Realgar nods negatively. That's a nope from him too>And finally, Verdigris..."Hmmm....'Seb' heard once with sorrow, first December after my capture. S hates showing weakness.">Boy, is Fea a handful"Fae magic, right? Imagine a Fairy typed Vaporeon.">That would flood the house>Oh boy, Taner has gone non verbal>If Zaffre sees that, he will audibly chuckle>'Training' session plans are going smoothly>Zaffre is diving headlong with glee in what is going to be a real 'experience'>>83875003>Delightful plan. WHo knew fae could be bribed.>Tight indeed! The Snea's dick in there occupies almost all of the space, just enough for Teleo to slip in through sheer smoothness. Imagine it erect!>Face to face, Zaffre winks. Guess this will be a long night.>Teleo is onto something...>Zaffre is getting some much needed practice, but his natural talent and body help a lot>He is now a mess, a wet mess of muffled noises and bell dings>Meanwhile, with the Slazzle"I see Zaffre hit the spot. Hah, Zaffy....">Guess that nickname is sticking, despite his muffled protests"I may not have my species famous pheromones, but I can still drive you c r a z y!">How! With a lizard to lizard kiss>Verdigris meanwhile, is simply encouraging Realgar>It does seem Fea is busy! But maybe...>>83876983>>83876674(Could always be a late Fea and an even more late Prenne if Kemo returns)(Though, they might end returning after everyone ends as a tired and messy pile on the bed)(I feel that part of taking too much time to think of a good reply, I feel it a lot)
>>83878620Vex? oh yeah, that was his name online huhTHAT sneasel, now a sneasler and uh, whole thing is an awful damn messstrap in because it's a long list of bullshit for a single pokemon to experience:a former teammate, a batshit insane Galarian Slowking, got him to evolve through artificial means. unclear on the specifics, but seems it was through some sort of modified rare candythat evolution caused various health issues, more noticeably his lungs need external assistance and medication for most of the day, and any time he does any physical effort.that Slowking also tried to make him into a shadow pokemonand since the now Sneasler did not become a shadow, they experimented on him with mind control neurotoxins for nearly a year straightso uh, he resents anything ZODIAC by a lot, old name includedat least that Slowking is 'probably' dead,still, he is now out there traveling and planning his life from on now, and I made him a new breathing assist device and medical aerosol infuser, something more combat rated than the junk he had before, because of course he is too hardheaded to not battlecan you imagine getting punched into a concrete pillar by a pokemon with a CPAP machine? ask Star about that/>private message incoming through encrypted channels/>Mho here tells me he now goes by "Zaffre", telling you here in case he gets back to posting online and ZODIAC is watching>>83878816oh, I don't mind sharingit is just kinda hard to explain how a person detached his spirit from his body>>83878976sleep well!
>>83878782I don’t have PLOT armor TeleoNOBrother. Idk how you even consider yourself friends after that>>83878816I was just complaining about Ground types being lame. Rock types are even worse. You guys have way less mascot appeal. You guys are aaaall, rough & tumble, except for likeLycanrocWould you rather be able to teleport or fly?>>83878976GODNIGHT>>83879487Ohhh lordfffffffuck.So that’s how that ended up, huh. God damn man. I knew we should’ve just grabbed him before he ran off again. We were all worried about upsetting him, but I know it would’ve been worth it just to keep him out of their reach. I’m really glad he’s still alive at least, and not as damaged as he could’ve been, but UghRest in Hell to that Slowking I guess? Never got a chance to properly meet him but glad something bad apparently happened to him. You’re awesome though dude, you make me wish I was better at engineering just so I could actually make USEFUL contributions like that. Super glad you could help with his breathing problems. I was really worried that if we forced him to stay with us, he’d just end up even more loyal to those evil pricks instead. Obviously it’s good that he broke his loyalties, but it suuuucks that it had to happen that way. Either way I’ll try to remember not to say that uhh name, again. I would like to say hi to him again, at some point./>o/>Alright, thanks/>I need to go rage-text Taner for not updating me about all this sooner.
>>83879913yesit is EXTREMELY BULLSHITfuck man, in retrospect I would have done the samethere was still an important issue now that I rememberthe ankle monitor he had? they were tracking his location and surroundings at all times. he was sent out to spyso, you would have ended with a visit from the hazmat madman and his merry band of drugged up victimsat least he is not doing too well either, last we saw he almost got simultaneously incinerated and chewed up by another of his 'experiments'two others of that madman's team also defected, we found out that the whole lot of them depended on hazmat's treatments to have any quality of life. we managed some replacement proceduresyeah, despite everything, he is carrying on with lifestill training for battling, dude seems to be in top percentiles regarding strength and speed for that species, for as far as we know. maybe something good came out of that evolutiondo say hi for me if you see him/>yeah, I told him to get a new account too/>also you can thank Teleo for hydrosniping the Slowking into pieces
>>83879913shit, forgot to say that this all happened in aprilhazmat madman went for a raid on the Aether Paradise, and paid dearly for the stuff he stole/>though one of the things he stole is a whole damn ultra beast so uh, be on your guard(sleepy time for me because it is past 6 AM)
>>83880188Yeah, I remember that. I wanted to keep him at a ranger station and maybe bait out those maniacs, but I didn’t have much sway at the time. Based on what you’re describing, it might’ve ended up with a lot more casualties than I’d expect. Bleh.Also wow. But no body, huh? That sucksOh, good I guess. Also kindablehbut I’m glad more defected Hmmmmm. Yeah, I dunno, I’d keep watch over him. Sounds to me like they tried to steroid him up. No idea what the long term effects might be. He issss a Poison type, maybe that makes him more likely to endure? Endure all those drugs at least, idk.Oh yeah sure. I doubt he’ll forget about how helpful you were regardless. />TELEO WAS THERE?/>talk about ride or die, shit/>dude’s been friends with everyone for like, a few months max >>83880281Ooooh my god, it was that? I remember one of you guys mentioning an Aether raid. I had no idea. There was barely any news about it here in Sinnoh./>you’ve gotta be joking />welp, okay ig(night night)
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>>83873471Ho you grow plants, name every single plant¡Those Forest wild mons are also POTENTIAL allies when the time to take over hummie cities come, every NON-league mon is a potential ALLY.Hmph, I didn’t think of that, those dammed hummies and their fascination to capture us. I need to FIND the closest daycare and probe their defenses¡I DO¡ and I got some TASTY lobster from it¡ but I am not sure I could eat lobster every day... But I do write every day, I am doing it right now, with my ribbons and TABLET. A book would only work to GET me dosh¡ as long as it gets sold it doesn’t matter what it says¡ PROPER fairy tales get transmitted through TELLING them¡ It is when hummies began putting them into PAPER that they TWISTED them into making us the BAD GUYS.New plan: I embark into a CARAVAN telling fairy tales across the region, spreading them¡
>>83862741>>83876647>>83875532>>83879203>>83872955>’Fea nods when Doro back his all humans look the same claim“Exactly¡ Maybe you haven’t noticed how much I changed until LAST NIGHT Tanner¡ you only seem to have eyes for STAR. Us sylveons need plenty of attention too” >Caps it off with some nuzzling Tanner’s side>But then he has to handle the Tent>Doro adds to the fire, he gives DORO the stink eye too, BERAYA“Ho yeah, we are the stewards of it Tanner, we are sure you and STAR are going to become Sylveons like us someday¡”>Tanner is being distracted by the whole orgy plan going on>Wha-et has no idea of any mon being added to it, in his mind it was just Doro and Teleo.>He can’t hear them as he is TRYING HIS best take down Tanner’s tent.>Flexing and stretching his ribbons he wraps around a mast and PULLS with all his might>But the thing doesn’t budge.>He quizzically turns and sees the structure, doesn’t tornados take these things off all the time¿>Another failed attempt, and then one more, it has to budge¡>Each one tires him more and more, his energy reserves almost depleting.>But the tent won’t defeat him>He straight up uses Tackle on the tent and ends up bouncing back not damaging the stupid thing for a second>Defeated and panting, the fairy goes back to Tanner and the rest are scheduling everything>The real Fea not even trying to pretend now>Wha-et says between pants“Fuck that tent Tanner, we don’t need it anymore it’s HOLDING us back¡”>The fairy looks up to him all red like a tomato, he wonders what is going on.
Hello. It has been too long.(back from the grave)(for the tenth time)
>>83882337that’s really funnyAnd also I am so sorry >>83885543omg I’ve literally been waiting for you
>>83885799Really? Why?
>>83885975uh I uh ummm I uhHaha sike I got youyou fell for it (we need to talkabout Bombirdier)(One subject being, the fact we don’t even have a name for her yetWhich admittedly I hadn’t thought about for a while)
>>83885543OMG HAIIIIWhy do you have two mouth¿ can the small one eat something the BIG one can't¿
>>83885799I’m not laughingProperty tax alone is going to be a nightmare
>>83879487Thank you!(Now to stay up till 7-9 AM so I'm not up all day tomorrow before my shift aaaaaaaaaaa)>>83879913What if you're Celebi's main character and she wants some of that main character energy!Eh, I'm pretty forgiving. He at least seemed a -little- bad about it, enough to fix my badges. Which, considering Beryl, is a lot from him, soThank you too!>>83882337Oh dear... Well, maybe there's a way to at least turn just enough profit to keep it in the green?>>83885218Wha-et you know I can't do that, and I don't think you can either! So that means we are both plantist!They can be! The ones closer to civilization would be more willing to team up given a reason or good enough reward. Just, you know, don't go miles out into the woods and talk to the large apex predator...I think there are a few good ranches outside of Hulbury that would be willing to take care of them while you're gone!Yes, well how about this. If you spend an hour writing your book, and I mean seriously working on it and not just writing one or two words and nothing else, I will get Fifi to make you a cake pop! The more serious you get about writing your book, perhaps I'll get you something more elaborate! Writing on Porychan doesn't count because it isn't your book! Think about it, you could be a best seller author and make lots of money on subsequent books because people will recognize your name and immediately want to buy the next ones! you really want the humans to win in the fairy tale department??Oooh, like a traveling bard. That could be fun, maybe we can do that in the next region we visit!>>83885543Hello there!(welcome back!!)
>>83886450Is this what passes for a prank? (birb)(Well we can solve that easily. I assume at this point they are used to each others presence. Just do the signature walker bird call)>>83886581It is you, hello Wha-et.My maw can eat more at once, useful for larger meals.Sometimes I enjoy eating more slowly, the other mouth will devour in seconds.>>83887285Hello, I don't believe we spoke before.(Thank you, apologies for disappearing)
>>83887811I don't think we've had the pleasure! I'm Teleo, its nice to meet you!You wouldn't happen to be friends with Dart, would you?(its all good, life comes first!)
>>83885543Oh you're still alive, people thought you were dead. There was a funeral. I guess it went well, I was busy that day.>>83877680Suplexed by something with no limbs, kinda embarrassing to be honest~>>83877529There it is, some of that purposefully kept away information. Now I bet there's still more like it being some sort of evil corrupted beast monster or something.Sam, here's the thing, normal people, and I'm the one saying this so this should already be a red flag. Normal people don't go hang out in evil ass rape caves full of humidity and bats and other creepy stuff. Normal people go hang out at a bar, do shopping, go watch or do sports, stuff like that.
>>83880401madman showed up with a grenade launcher, he was very ready to make the whole thing even messiera nidoking in our side got really pissed off when he somehow he got set on a fire fueled by his own poisons. ever seen a pure ground type nidoking (except also on fire)?worse, he got carried away by his own underlings after uh, almost sacrificing one of those underlings pokemonif he is still alive, I hope he is still in excruciating painthe defectors are now more like their own team, in the pokemon sense, not organized crime sensethat's also a possibility. he was in a haze the entire time, so he is not very sure of what was done to him in the mean whileat least the respiratory problems are confirmed to be from evolution, he showed up symptoms very close afterman, do Sinnoh news channels suckaaaanyway, gotta set up some things for him here, not just living spaces/>yes, that Teleo/>real damn former competitive battler, and got some neat tricks too/>damn glad he is with us>>83882337>>83886581which region?could always try to sell the property to a realtor or somethingunless there is some other wacky clause>>83885543heyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa>>83888017oh you hurt me, if I am not disclosing anything is because I forgot about it myselfnot like a wooper can be much troubletechnically I am just outside the cave, enjoying the nature with Farad (the eelektross)grass grows, birds fly and boy, I am damn bored>>83887285(Now I need to snap back to a more office hours compatible sleeping cycle for the week aaaaa)
>>83887869Thank you, its nice to meet you too.I am, we both live together. Along with Quin. Has he mentioned me?(I appreciate the words)>>83888017Can't make time for my funeral? Heartbreaking.>>83888279Hello Zap. What are you working on now?
>>83888279(pain)>>83888323Mhm! He mentioned he lived with a Mawile some time ago! How have things been recently? I hope the weather where you're at isn't as sweltering as it is here
>>83879203>>83871060>>83872217>The girth he's hiding is definitely exciting. Teleo wants to see it!>Just how to coax it out...>That wink sends butterflies to Teleo's stomach. Long night indeed, but that just means more fun to be had!>They're probably going to need to take breaks to recharge!>Zaffre's enthusiasm is definitely present all over his facial fur and the muffled slurps>Teleo pushing his head down and the Snea digging in, Teleo starts to worry if he needs to come back up for air soon given his snout is firmly in there"H-hah. Let me know when you need to come back up~">With how good he is at this intuitively, imagine Zaffre once he knows what makes people -really- tick!>Wha-et knows all of Teleo's spots, so maybe watching the master go at it will give him better ideas~>As it stands now though, those claws holding his hips are still needed! He might be picking up where to lick, and every time his tongue presses against that spot he can feel Teleo's insides quiver and clamp down"Fffffuck, y-yeah, Zaffy's fast to learn~">That nickname is definitely sticking around, too cute not to use it!>Zaffre's muffled protests gets a chuckle from Teleo and he pets his head>Teleo hums at the other reptile with half lidded eyes"Mmmmmh, then sh-show me~">He scooches both himself and Zaffy over to make room for the Salazzle and readily accepts the kiss, shooting his long tongue into Realgar's larger mouth and trying to wrap around it>Both ends of Teleo being stimulated, his cock is throbbing now. He refuses to touch it yet though, he wants this to last as long as possible>At the same time, he feels Zaffy needs some more motivation. His tail unhooks from the collar and slinks towards his rear where it begins poking and prodding at his heavy sack>Sometimes it flicks upwards and teases at his entrance>Those muffled noises are too cute, and he wants to hear more of them from the Snea
>>83888943(Makes me want to gen Inteleon lewds)>>83888323I had a 500 Pokedollars coupon I needed to use.>>83888279Right. You know I'm totally fine with leaving you to die if I find out you purposefully left out crucial information.Oh right, I still have this thing. Huhu.
>>83889159(I won't say no to Inteleon lewds!)>>83889240(Nafternoon doggy!)
>>83889613(nafternoon lizurd.)(today feels like a pasta day. got some breadsticks in the freezer too.)
>>83888494Things are fine, we have made ourselves a nice home here. Not much to bother us. How about you? It is but we learned how to take care of it for the most part. If things get too bad we can do what we did last year.>>83889159If I become a ghost I'm haunting you and taking those coupons
>>83887285YOU FAILED the test Teleo, you have to evade the question, else the allegations will come¡Hummie’s yummi food is good enough for Wild mons to take over a city, look at the wild zones. Soon everything will be a wild zone... I could convince said APEX predator too, maybe some Xerneas blessings here and there.Yay, then we take over those ranches, one at a time¡Mmmmmh I really like CAKE POPS... OKIP, I can do some ABRIGED version of TRVE fairy tales, that way I keep the original FOR ME, and feed the dumb hummie masses SCRAPS from the table¡ I will need a pen name to HIDE my transgression from OTHER fairies Teleo, maybe “Wri-et” that sounds like a good name.YUS, we can start practicing here¡.one I perfect my act, I can steal hummie’s cash when they are entertained¡>>83887811Of course is me¿ Who else could it be. ChellySo the smaller maw is just to eat slower, doesn’t sound very efficient. I can eat faster with four ribbons than with two maws, I am truly the apex predator between the two.
>>83885543Yo Celly! It really has, hasn't it?(Welcome back! Glad to see you again!)
>>83889924(oooh pasta sounds yummy. i haven't eaten today yet, I should go get some leftover spaghetti. Wish I had breadsticks haha)>>83890172That's good to hear things are well and steady for you! Things here are alright. Mostly wrapping up getting some things fixed up around my house, then getting things situated to go attend the Lumiose Conference in a few days to cheer on Taner and Doro!Bleh. Yes this heatwave is rather ridiculous. I'm not too bothered when it gets hot outside but, even I'm wanting to just stay inside out of fear of cooking my noggin, haha! What did you do last year, travel to a cooler region?>>83890559I... well, you got me thereWell the wild zones were put there by humans, so, its not like the wild pokemon came in and carved out their portions of the city. Still, human food is a good negotiating piece, you just need to have some tasty treats on hand!...Or not, because that will also just attract more predators. You seem pretty confident you can manage that, but I would rather you not get nommed by like, an Ursaring or something...Don't you get your powers from people actually reading the fairy tales? If you keep the real ones to yourself, would that not limit it? Regardless, its a good starting point. I still think you should write an actual fairy tale to correct everything the humans got wrong! Wri-et does sound good, very clever!That we could, or we could do it at the Lumiose Conference since that's coming up! Plenty of tourists to spin your tales to there!
>>83886903Better become a reeeeal good real estate salesman >>83887285I have never felt less like a main character than with CelebiAnd I bet you wouldn’t either, that wasa horrible existential nightmareYeah. You are a better man than I. I guess I could forgive him if he paid for my windows. what?>>83887811Assuming you’d believe me if I said yesYes(Relatively, maybe)(Assuming she just sits in his roof and he sometimes sees her. And then like, beings out food to her every once in a while) (I don’t have a huge discussion planned so it’d be better if this interaction just happened during one of his food drop-offs or something, don’t think he’d explicitly call her for it)>>83888279I have no idea how to even imagine that. I’m just gonna say yea, probably a good thing we didn’t wait for an ambush at ranger station. Would’ve been bad.Stupid. Whole things just stupid. The guy’s gotta accidentally give himself cancer eventually right that’s niceGuess it’s better to at least know what the problems are. HmmmI’m not super up to date with international news, and the Sinnoh channels were just reporting Sinnoh news/>Well cooool./>Now my question is, did the actual authorities do anything useful />at all?
>>83890559I was testing you, to see if it was really you. It is confirmed. I highly doubt you can eat faster than me. If you could, that would be impressive. Apex predator of all things sweet and sugary. Alcremie watch out.>>83890617Yes, it has. I do keep up with some of it, either through dart or my own curiosity. But its not the same as posting myself.What have you been up to lately?(Dororororo)(its always nice to see you, sorry for disappearing as usual)(shall i see you on the discord?)>>83890780Thank you, sounds like you live comfortably too.Oh, a conference? Is that related to some kind of pokemon battle?I'm surprised you cannot just spray yourself with water to cool off. Or is it better to be hot than soaked?Not quite, but would work. Taner let Dream stay with us, if you met her. I'm sure he has already told you all about his eevees.>>83890904Fascinating.(I see sounds like a plan)(get to typing, ill get ready to bird)
>>83890904Well maybe this adventure won't be terrible, cosmic horrorIf the badges weren't damaged, I would have asked him to do that. Luckily I'm in a position financially where replacing them wasn't bad. Still would rather avoid such expenses...(that was to someone else, I guess it didn't paste for some reason)>>83891077League championship! The finale tournament for the current gym circuit season in Kalos, so Taner and Doro are going against the best trainers of the region!Oh I can, which is why the heat doesn't bother me too much. Its just that its so hot that even if I spray myself down, it isn't enough. I could always take a dip into the ocean but, can't really do that if I'm out doing chores!Ahh, that's nice of her to do that for you guys! That probably feels very nice! Oh yes, I'm very well acquainted with the Vee Platoon, we've had quite a few picnics and adventures together
>>83891077Fair enough, the thread has a way of eating up my free time if I let it, heh.Well we're finished with the Kalos gyms, just waiting for the tournament in the meantime.We also get to try out a, uh, magic mindscape thing that let us train in any environment we want. And also Teleo invited us all over for a movie night (Both of which are ongoing rps)(Indeed)(It's alright, like Teleo said life is more important)(Sure! Fair warning I'm juggling a bunch of rps right now though so replies will be slower than usual)>>83876683>Movements:>Jvyybj vf onpx va gur unyyjnl ng T1>Thneqf va thneq gbjref, Srn vf fgnaqvat nebhaq gur pbeare ng X69, ernql sbe vs Gnare urnqf uvf jnl>Whyvhf unf ohefg guebhtu gur qbbef fgenvtug vagb gur freire ebbz, Sybj vf fgvyy jnvgvat va nzohfu zbqr>Taner is having a terrible no good very bad day indeed>He does the only sensible thing and dives straight into the water. It's cold and unpleasant, but it beats taking a sniper shot!>As it stands, he does his best to swim as far as he can...!>Which, as it turns out... isn't too far. He only makes it to F14. However, looking back, the spotlight is moving along the bushes...>That is until after a moment's pause, it moves out into the water! Will he ever get a moment's rest?
>>83888323right now, more on trying to get a specific wooper that posted online to come out of a cave>>83889159good thing, I am technically already deaduhI forgot what thing>>83890904would have been painfulwe all wish he does some day. that kind of folk never lasts too long, but this one is persistentit's a mess identifying what experiment caused what else or notbleh/>the authorities managed to arrest a whole lot of grunts and minions and what suck/>so we may be getting closer to the mobile base>>83888494(yeah)
>>83890780(pain. i botched it.)(they're so good, huh?)
I need everyone to know I have extremely low cellular service right now but I need to wish Taner a happy birthday before I lose service again Everybody please tell Taner happy birthday from Dart, Taner I am so sorry for being late, thank you everyone goodbye >>83891077(Uuuhhhooohhkay)>Meat is expensive so the bird better appreciate these rotisserie chicken scraps >Luckily Walker is the type of person who unintentionally wastes half the chicken because he thinks it’s all parts he can’t eat>So now the bird can have it>Is this Bombirdier the type of bird who wants to eat the bones too >whistle whistle>Walker whistles>Outside he walks, to the backyard>Carrying a plastic bucket full of scrap meat, which should be deluxe food as far as she’s concerned >He wordlessly drops it to the floor and looks around for her>doesn’t wanna leave it out for too long>can’t have bugs getting all over it
>>83890780I saved you from a POKETOK cancellation¡ I deserve a round of applause.That’s what they tell you to save face, the deeper reality is that MONS took over! Trillions disappeared... Hmmm I don’t wanna get nommed I need a champion on my side, to destroy those that oppose me.I get my powers from PEOPLE believing in Fairy tales, the issue is that no one believes a tale they read in a book, but a tale told by your peers is MORE believable¡ Hmmm but what if I wanna change the fairy tale¿ I need to find some changing ink to go with my book. I am he SMARTEST Mon.Good Idea¡ there is bound to be TONS of hummies there¡>>83891077But how I am sure that you are really Celly¿Now that I think about it, I don’t think I could eat Faster... Darn.Yus I have been wanting to lick that ice cream pokemon but everyone tells me it’d freeze me instantly, they are conspiring against my wishes.>>83877946OMG Tanner happy birthday, you are now closer to being an UNC
>>83877680Yo! Julius is doing fine, he hopes you're doing just as well too! And yep things are going quite well for us I'd say!>>83885231>>83872955>>83879203>>83875532>Doro tsks and shakes his head at Taner"You didn't even notice? For shame Taner...">Okay he's just having fun with this now>Of course it goes both ways. Wha-et just gets a mischevious grin in response>It's for the sake of the prank, Wha-et! Nothing is more important!>Wha-et's efforts are valiant, herculean even. He's trying so hard that Doro doesn't even hear the other conversation going in a more lewd direction>If Taner shows up later that'll really throw him for a loop>But for now, he's enjoying Wha-et's futile attempts to conquer his greatest foe: the dreaded tent>It's a treat for Doro to watch, he'll remember this for a long time!>>83868970>>83888943>>83872217>Wha-et's "punishments" don't discourage Doro from talking back as much as he may hope...>Though it does provide enough of a distraction that he finds it hard to focus long enough to think of a counterargument for Wha-et's claim>The smug Sylveon's teasing gets more twitches out of him with every touch, even a muffled gasp when he presses his snout against him>He doesn't quite have an answer to that... what can he say? He is admittedly willingly in this position and enjoying every second after all>When Teleo leans in to tease Wha-et's entrance, Doro pauses his movements and blushes. Said blush only deepens when Wha-et goes and asks -that- to everyone in the room"W-Wha-et!">But it isn't enough to stop him from servicing the Sylveon more, watching his sack tense with every lick and slurp until he finally pulls out and lets Doro take some deep gasping breaths>The poor fox looks dazed for a moment as Wha-et praises him and starts to position himself"Ah? I, um... I suppose...">Now would be the time if someone wanted to convince him to turn the tables, otherwise Wha-et will get exactly what he wants.
>>83891632Yes, thank you very much, my poketok career is saved!Hmmmmmm if you say so! Are you watching conspiracy videos again? No, and neither do I want you getting nommed. You know you already have me! Am I not enough to be your champion?I suppose word of mouth myths are more believable than a book that is explicitly a fairy tale. But that's why you write your book in a way that its framed as a personal account or legend, rather than a story to be enjoyed! You can change it, it -is- your book after all! Changing ink?... Are you just going to use white-out on an already published book and call it your own?>>83891962>>83885231>>83872955>>83879203>Oh Wha-et. Those tents are pretty complicated -and- sturdy! They have to be to survive the routes!>Which means taking them down is more involved than just pulling out a stake or just ramming into it!>Teleo can't help but chuckle as Wha-et puzzles that out before giving up>He'll probably get his comeuppance from Wha-et for that, but its worth it>His chuckling becomes full on laughter as Taner picks up on his potential invite to the 'training'>What an eventful morning
>>83885231>>83891962>>83876647>>83892541>The tent won't defeat Whaet>But maybe the feeling of being secretly spied upon by a Snea may>Oh gods he is adorable>Almost as adorable as Taner going keyboard smash mode>>83888943>>83891962>Redouble the efforts! Maybe something may happen.>Seems more like they will be taking turns>Careful now, Zaffy has been diving in for a bit too long now>Yet, still trying to find out how deep his tongue can reach>Natural talent and a quick learned, Zaffre will go far>Or, as much as the legs clamped on him allow>While Zaffy is still muffled, Realgar gets to clamber upon the other lizard, tongues intertwined for everyone (except Zaffre) to see>"Mmff?">He was not expecting his rear to be toyed with just already. Not that he hasn't himself.>But eventually, he begins tapping with aa sheathed claw at Teleo's hand. Looks like he needs a breather>Turning the tables is part of Zaffre's still mysterious plan>Just needs to hold on for a bit...
>>83891415At least now I’m accustomed to that. If the gods descend upon the earth I promise I’ll be the first human diplomat yyyeah. He’s definitely getting an ass whooping if he does that to me. That or, next time I need a spell to be cast, I’ll bring my business elsewhere (womp)>>83891525Buuuncha roaches, these people areYeahhh. That super sucks. I imagine at best, there will be a sort ofdetox/withdrawal process />Oh yeah, that shitty thing/>I cannot believe that’s still on the loose/>They’re literally pirates. If pirates had access to military grade submarine technology, or something
>>83891632wait a second, today's Taner birthday?oh shitgotta do something>>83893505toxic roaches, all of themstill figuring out on how many drugs was he. things are kinda mixed up between the neurotoxon, and an actually medicinal mix that hazmat madman concocted to keep the Sneasler's lungs from having what amounts to turboasthmabut at least that last part was far more easily replaceable than hazmat's usual combat drugs/>a submarine and enough port of calls outside most civilized regions to keep it running/>fuckers/>though now some of the interrogated grunts mentioned that the submarine was once nearly sunk from an "accident from the inside", so, hopefully there is no third chance
>>83889613(Not home alas)>>83890172Bad idea buddy.>>83891525Uh, okay?It's a surprise tool that will help me later.
>>83891962>>83888943>>83868970>>83874207>>83875003“That’s right, just keep lubing me. You might have a big member, but you never use it~”>He redoubles the swinging, playing with the hardening rod like it was a toy“Useless~, Useless~, Useless~”>Wha-et nose presses deeper against the tip, while teasing some more“Don’t worry I am sure somemon will take care of your growing need... it just won’t be me~” >Poor Doro, Wha-et isn’t returning any of the attention given, he is at the mercy of the other pokemons around him>Teleo’s tongue causes Wha-et to open his mouth above Doro’s head, bathing it in his hot breath and saliva dripping through the length>Seeing that Teleo is kissing another lizard he chooses to grab Verdigris’ lube and hold it in a ribbon ready to apply it“Thaaank youuuuu~”>The ribbons travel down Doro’s sheath, one wraps around Doro’s dark furred ballsack, his swollen orbs outlined for everyone to see.>Two ribbons spread Doro’s well toned ass while another one searches for the wrinkled prize.>That Zoroark’s ass has changed since Wha-et last touched it, he makes sure to knead it throughly while talking to Doro, embarrassing him further.“Maybe I should’ve done you from this hole before the curse lifted... Now I am curious if I could feel the difference.”>Wha-et is so excited, while he has dommed Doro before without the curse it feels different, like doing it with another mon, yet it is still the same.>That idea has his heart beating fast and excitement pouring out of his face and dripping penis.>And he finds Doro’s entrance. His big fairy ears perk up and he smiles, giving some teasing rubs around it.>He pressing the lube’s bottle against it, the narrow plastic easily entering him“Ho well, Halloween is kind of close, right¿ I can do you after getting cursed again~”>Already scheduling the next session>The ribbon presses and gives Doro’s entrance a nice coat of lube.>Poor Doro, he needs a hero else Wha-et will claim him
>>83893505Then the fate of the world is in your hands, Walker. I hope you get a good amount of rest before meeting with themYeeaaahhh, that's fair. I just wish he tested these new spells before deploying them...>>83893658It was yesterday, both Taner and Star!>>83893665(rip...)
>>83891415I see, I will wish them luck.I also enjoy the water from time to time. The lake nearby is nice and cool.It does, her company is enjoyed as well. I am not surprised, it feels like an unspoken rule that everyone must attend at least one picnic with Taner, eventually.>>83891518It has a way of doing that for many.So I heard, good luck.Now that is interesting. I wonder how it works.(Should Tempest invite herself to movie night?)(thank you)(that is fine, none are slower than me)>>83891525Interesting, last I checked they do not arms. Must be quite the hassle to carry anything.>>83891598Hello Dart, I will tell him happy birthday from both of us.>How exquisite>Perfect, all the good parts left for her>I'm not sure yet, although most birds of prey tend to swallow whole so it wouldn't be surprising>Would be hard to purposefully pluck all the meat off>Dinnertime>Swooping down gracefully>Wings poised elegantly after landing>Seems she's taken to this life fairly easily>"Offerings? How generous.">Not like she would care that it comes in a bucket
>>83893911>>83891962>>83893462>Teleo will definitely circle back to it>He -did- say he wanted a turn tasting Zaffy after all, and he's demonstrated his tongue can get basically anywhere~>The Snea has been down there for a while>...But he keeps trying to get deeper, so Teleo assumes he's good! And hell, he doesn't want him to stop!"G-good lord, i- hah, if you keep going your sn-snout's gonna slip in~">Teleo can't help but start grinding his ass against his face too, rubbing all those fluids building up deeper into his fur>Its and ebb and flow, a battle for dominance between the two lizards>Their tongues fight to enter the other's mouth, trying to go as far as they can reach>Teleo's lucky he can breathe through his scales otherwise he might be out of breath!>Speaking of, he feels the taps and releases the Snea from his prison to take a much needed gasp of air>How fresh it is... Well, with all these horny mons releasing their scents into the room, probably not very, but definitely better than huffing lizard ass>The Snea's hard work definitely shows, both all over his face and Teleo's slick, parted hole>He uncouples from Realgar's lips for a moment"Unf, one second. Let us know when you're ok, Zaffy!">Teleo takes that moment to glance over at the other two, with Wha-et lubing up the fox hole>Dammit Doro!>His tail whips over and wraps around the fairy's head and makes him bow, just like he was doing to Doro>Which also raises his hind quarters"Go on Doro, this is your chance! I already lubed him up for you~">And with a chuckle, he returns his attention back to the Salazzle"Now where were we...">Lips locked once again in their tug of war, his hand glides down his smooth scales until he finds the poison lizard's slit and begins running a finger around the opening>Of course, his other hand is on one of the Snea's claws, giving it a gentle rub while he gets a moment of much needed rest
>>83893665uhuh oh>>83894091it is a mystery how he didall we know is that he has some sort of oold and very anomalous pokegear, that it has crucial info in it, and no known trainer>>83893927aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacalling Mho brb
>>83893911>>83894268>Anywhere, anytime!>The Snea is now, definitely, trying to bury his snout until he can reach Teleo's prostate>...shouldn't he be taking care of his breathing issues?>His fur is now a mess, even the long ear plume has very visible splotches>But eventually, he has to be released"Uffffffff...!">Breathing in deep, from his breathing mask>"Whew...knew practicing hold in the breath would help.">Hopefully he is right.>And now that he got his bearings, he sees first the lizards at it"Knew there was a cuter match in here~">A flicker of his own cat bell, teasing them both>And then, a more important development. Doro is about to get it!"Ah, Teleo, mind I show them both how to do it?">Smirking now. The plan needs to be prioritized!>A plan for which, he will need first the lube and then a bit of his own poisons, collected from his claws>...his own penis is just barely poking out of the sheath now>He is hiding something among all the bravado>Meanwhile, Relgar looks with interest. He does not know what the plan is"So inventive...">But the water lizard needs more urgent attention, especially if Zaffre focuses on the canid duo"How about I show you the special seat, hm?">Not that he will make it easy for Teleo to reply, locking tongues once again>Handsy is he? How about caressing the water lizard's maleness with a pleasantly heated palm?
>>83893658UuuuurrrgghOkay then. We need to justgive him some ice cream, or somethingat this point />annoying/>And weeeird. I mean, maybe they’ll just blow themselves up. Buuut I’d much prefer they actually die within our sight, so we know they’re gone for sure >>83893927I suppppose you guys wouldn’t want me to be sleep deprived during that. Or imma be hella apathetic. Sellin’ out humanity & shit.Yep. Dumb dumb dumb. But that’s how it is when you have zero concern formortality >>83894091>crunch crunch swallow>feels appropriate>Is she always this performative >Does she talk like this every time he drops off a food bucket >This is like her 3rd month living here>What an eye roller“Hey.”>As usual, one of his 3 potential pokemon translators might have to be nearby to transcribe birdspeak to him>Or my new personal preference: One tablespoon of Pokespeech potion per morning shall slowly imbue Walker with the magical ability to understand his mons>That’s totally definitely happening>anyway“Before you fly away again, I wanted to ask about naming. I was gonna ask what you call yourself to distinguish yourself from other Bombirdier, but I don’t really get the impression you socialized much. Or if you did, you might’ve just… smelled each other, or something. Anyway, yeah. Is that something you’ve thought about?”
>>83891632Just trust me.I win.You should do it anyways, make sure to record it.>>83893665I'm not a ghost yet>>83894395Only the strangest of happenstance here>>83895095>Birds have some kinda crushing part in them, I forgot what its called>One can't resist but have a little fun>She can find someone who appreciates it eventually>I'll believe that excuse for pokespeech>Stopped before she can fly off after eating >"Oh? A question for me? Interesting.">She hums in thought, thinking on it for a moment>"We are not really flocking birds, and are territorial instead. Can't have too much competition.">The slightest of head-tilt"I haven't given it much thought, but I'd imagine something pleasant to the ears. Something that,">She gestures to herself with her wings"Fully represents me. Now is as good a time as ever to think on it.">Naming time
>>83895095No, neither of those options haha! I'm sure the rest of the world would appreciate their savior being awake and alert and not completely apathetic to their collective fate!>>83894091Definitely, I'm sure they'll appreciate it!A lake close by to home sounds lovely. I'm pretty used to the sea at this point given I've grown up around the coast, but my scales appreciate a dip into fresh water when I get the chanceHaha, it really is! I've been trying to host people over more often as well, just to give Taner a break from having to plan so much! I've been meaning to meet Dart at some point. Maybe next time he's available to meet with everyone, you could tag along? I would love to meet you as well!(Tempest can pop on over if you want! Right now its not really a movie night but the day-after orgy, lol)
>>83891598Roger that Dart!Also good luck!>>83877946Happy birthday Taner!! Happy birthday Star!! Also Dart says happy birthday too!>>83894091True...Thanks!I, uh... ghost magic, I think.(Go ahead! Seems like everyone's gonna be there, maybe even Taner and Star)>>83893911>>83894268>Every taunt only excites the poor fox more, though he does whine with need when the Sylveon toys with him so blatantly"Nngh~">It's a meek protest, but the best he can manage while Wha-et pants above him>He shivers as those ribbons outline his sack, then again when they tease his rear, spreading him open..."W-Wha-et...">More ineffectual protests that are quickly silenced by the smug fairy, he caves so easily!>It doesn't help that he's promising to do this again once Doro gets cursed once more>...But then Teleo's tail wraps around Wha-et's head and dips him down"Huh?">He blinks. All of a sudden the Sylveon is bent down beneath him!>Doro's heart pounds and he can feel his length twitch with need.>With Teleo's encouragement, he finally reaches out and grasps Wha-et's hips while he shuffles up onto his knees"...Change of plans, I guess.">After all it'd be rude to deny the opportunity Teleo gave him!>One of his claws comes up to grip his tail to hold him in place as he starts to allign himself...
>>83895307>huh>didn’t know that >they should’ve made that a Flying type move>Esophageal Eradication>Z move>Stare>okay“Makes sense.”>She seems too big to have a flock>Blink blink >Uhuh>Of course“Right. I guess anyone would want a name that’s… uh, pleasant to the ears. Lucky you, you get to actually pick.”>Ignoring her self aggrandizement>He looks down, then up“Bombirdier’s definitely not a good name to say all the time. Not sure I wanna derive a name from that. I’d just call you.. bomb-bird, or something. Beebee.”>Light chuckle“Reminds me of an old house cat.”>He takes a more active look towards her, tilting his whole torso and examining her top to bottom “You have a pretty distinct color palette. Sharp, black & white. Reminds me of a tuxedo. Or a checkerboard.”>Deep in thought, staring into her abyssal black bird body “…or a race flag. Meh.”>He starts to pace, in a small circle>Better give some feedback before he names her Tuxanna or something >>83895494Hey, I’m only dooming humanity. Pokemanity’s fine.
>>83894768>>83895750>Well his tongue is definitely brushing against it as he laps around! Zaffy is rewarded with a pump of pre and Teleo's hole squeezing around his snout!>Teleo's musk has definitely seeped into his fur. Its all the Snea can really smell>Practicing holding his breath definitely has many uses, and this is one of them~>But hearing Zaffy catch his breath with his mask definitely relieves some of the anxiety bubbling up with how long he was eating him out>Even if it was fantastic, Arceus...>Teleo chuckles through his kiss at the teasing. Bold to say, he might make Wha-et jealous!>He hums for a bit before breaking the kiss off once more to respond>Though he does give Realgar a lick up his cheek as apology"Hmmmm, you better hurry, because~">He gives his tail a tug, causing Wha-et to bow a little more and raise his rear, once that Doro is already looking to enter!"Looks like the fox is about to get his revenge~ Buuuuuuuut, Wha-et did lube Doro up pretty good, and he'll be open....~">Zaffy better take the chance while its available!>Poison and lube, huh? Just what -is- he planning?>And finally, his tip makes an appearance! Well, if he's about to go to town on someone, Teleo wants a quick sample>He leans in and shoots his tongue out, lathering the Snea's growing excitement and dipping into his sheath before pulling back with a shudder"Remember our promise from earlier, that was just a sample~">Now that those three are settled, attention is pulled back to the Salazzle"Heheh, sorry, didn't expect to play conductor for this!">He fingers Realgar's slit a little quicker to make up for all the distractions>Special seat? Oooh yes! He does miss the attention down there!>Teleo nods at the offer since he can't speak, and lets out a loud hiss when the Salazzle's hand grips his unthouched, sensitive rod>Fuck, fire-type warmth feels so good. He can't help but unconsciously thrust when he wraps a hand around it
>>83894268>>83894768>>83895750>>83896851>Doro is about to be impaled when Teleo grabs his head>He playfully struggles under Teleo’s tail>His lubed up cock rubbing against Doro’s, so damped the fluids shared trail down and start dampening his crotch fur>Doro’s cock, promises revenge on the bratty sylveon, it irradiates palpable heat under him“Do you REALLY think Doro would-“>Then Doro starts shifting under him, with amazing flexibility. Wha-et went from staring down at him to seeing his shadow on the empty bed.>scawwy“Yeah you guess¡”>His ribbons shot back behind him and try to immobilize Doro by wrapping his arms and torso.>Tail lowers sealing his entrance from any intruders>It’s obvious Wha-et is just pretending, his heavy panting and twitches on his cock signaling his unbridled excitement.> Doro easily breaks free and manhandle Wha-et’s thick, soft dumpy body as he pleases.>Teleo’s tail pushes his head further down into the mattress as Doro grabs his tail, opening him up to him and anyone seeing>The sylveon’s plump ass hides his, honestly, well used and trained up asshole. A small wrinkled donut a few centimeters under the base of his tail. With his asschecks completely damped by Teleo’s spit, with more inside, he really made sure the sylveon was ready for anything.>Looking at Teleo’s length and width all of it can fit inside the sylveon.>All of Wha-et’s training has gone to his bottom muscles, the sylveon pulls his outer ring inside juuust enough for his fur to completely cover the pink entrance. Then pushes it back in a pseudo milking motion, where it stays inviting Doro to break him in.“Wait! Doro think about it, look where this ass has gotten me~”>He swings it under Doro’s strong claws, causing them to dig further in his side. >He talks between heavy, excited pants“It’s so good it will ruin your expectations FOREVER¡”>That doesn't make any sense.
>>83895494Oh, I wouldn't mind visiting alongside Dart. It has been a while since I been out. Of course, you are also welcome to visit us one day. I doubt Dart will mind, and I can convince Quin not to mind. Much.(Nothing like an orgy to bring a community together hah)(I'll be joining then)>>83895750(interesting, I'll try to squeeze in)>Unbeknownst to the sausage party going on, a shadowy sneaks out from Doro's discarded Pokegear>Some convenient Doro spying led to her realizing she's about to miss out on joining in>For now she sneaks into the fox's shadow, her discreet form not too noticeable to the distracted crowd>Then she whispers to Doro, quiet so only he can hear "Give it to the fairy as hard as you can nfufu~">He can feel a phantom tendril helping to line up his tip, pumping it slightly>Lets see how long it takes before anyone else notices the ghostly intruder(don't wait up if I slow down)>>83896112>I knew it started with a G>And now i remember without googling that it is a gizzard>New iconic move of that one bird that randomly has pokemon to shoot out like ammo"Good. I'm willing to listen to any ideas you might have.">His top-down staring doesn't go unnoticed, but it doesn't seem to bother her>If anything, she shifts slightly to make sure she's poised well>Then she listens, contemplative"Hmm. Not quite the objects I'd want to be associated with.">More humming to herself"This is a lot more difficult than I expected.">Some quiet mumbling to herself before saying"Eclipse? Celestial sounding, and also associated with my coloring.">She awaits human opinion
>>83896112My family is part of the humanity you are dooming, and I would very much like them to not be doomed!>>83896883Excellent! I know Dart is an amazing flier, but if you all need help with transportation to another region I would be more than willing to help. And sure, I would love to come visit! I've been meaning to head over there to meet up with Dart, so if you all would have me then we can plan for something. I'll try not to bother Quin too much, haha!(exactly! sounds good!)
>>83895095yeahwhile he is out traveling, I set up their places at home, plus something for the Snea to work, he has mentioned some scientific pursuitsgoing to laugh if his plan is to fight chemistry with more chemistry. especially if it worksbut also, ice cream. that is important/>yyyyyep. both things/>currently Zaffre and friends are traveling close to Taner, he is in good hands>>83895307a mystery indeedI have been waiting for over a week!>>83896112>>83897124hmmmmmmgood thing I am ahead of the curve
>>83896851>>83896871>>83896883>Doro pauses as Wha-et's ribbons shoot out to wrap around him, at least until he realizes it's not actually hard to overpower them if he tries.>The sight of his excitement encourages him to continue despite Wha-et's measly resistance>Glancing over at Teleo, a quick comparison confirms everything is fine>The fox looks up at Wha-et, blinking in total confusion. Is, is he hearing him right?"Are you trying to, uh, convince me -not- to do this?">It sure seems like the opposite.>And then, a certain ghost slips out of his pokegear Doro totally unaware>That is, until she whispers into his ear>The fox jumps, his grip on Wha-et's rear tightening>He's blushing now, but with Tempest's helpful tendril sliding up and down his length, he's feeling even more emboldened>With a nod, he pulls Wha-et's ass and thrusts forward, stuffing the Sylveon full of his length in one smooth motion>Doro shivers, his claws shaking as they grip him tightly
>>83896851>>83896871>>83895750>>83897383>Zaffy will be smelling lizard musk for at least half a day at this rate, and that is with the mask on!>Thankfully he likes a bath>But now he is out, assessing the situation, and catching some much precious breaths"Ahhhh...sorry about that Teleo. I'll get back to you in a few!.">Oh so very sorry!>As Zaffre mixes lube and poison, he is caught off guard. Another tongueing on his still flaccid manhood!>"Ah! We...I'll ask you after.">More plans?>Now, the change of plans!"Hah, I thought Doro really was going to need some help.">The lube and poison mix has congealed into a lavender gel"But, I am going to help still, if you lovedogs don't mind.">With a smirk, one hand goes for Whaet's leg>The lube hand, goes up to lube his own backside"How about we give our fairy friend exactly what he wants?">Beat"A spicy fairy sandwich.">While these three are about to stack on, Relgar has all the time for Teleo and Verdigris"No one does until it happens! Now, how about I conduct you?">Time to resume the dual tongue twisting>Thrust on his hand all he wants, Realgar is gently pulling Teleo on to the kiddie pool and plastic stool combo, on which Verdigris has already 'seated' himself"Mmmm...">>83896883>And suddenly...someone else more?>Heads turn>Some new faces other than Teleo>There's a Sneasler with full intentions of powerbottoming himself upon Whaet, a Salazzle that for some reason is male, and an Alolan Muk in a kiddie pool about to be a seat for the love lizards>It is the Sneasler who answers first."Hey there!"
>>83896883>Oh>So that’s what a gizzard is>Cramorant move>Even though Pelipper deserves to have that ability more>og big mouthed bird >eyeing“Doesn’t have to be associated, directly, buuut.. yeah, hm…”>quiet“…hm. I dunno. It’s the right idea…”>He stares at the sky“Moon. Colorless. Space.”>Pace“Eclipse sounds too… mm, I dunno. Some names, to me, sound like they’re for animals. And not… people.”>He points towards her“And I would consider you People. So I’m iffy about… that…”>Lost in thought again, looking down“Up in space, one of the planets has a moon called Elara. If we’re thinking about that sorta thing…”>taking note that she considers Celestial sounding = good“…salt and pepper…”>black and white“…Andromeda… Meda, Mida…”>breaking apart words “Sounds like another language. Mmm…”>thinking“Domino. That’s like… a superhero name.”>more black and white“Piano.”>He really needs to return to the celestial theme >Another quiet laugh from under his breath, as he thinks of “noir” for more black and white theming >mix & mashing words together“Noira… Moira…”>Moira is an actual name>Then again, who gets to decide what counts as a “real” name anyways>>83897124uuuugh you’re such a freakinbabyyyyfine I’d let the gods know I’m BFFS with Celebi. And then they’ll spare us all, probably. As long as Celebi’s actually consequential, and there aren’t 5 billion other Celebis traveling around the time stream. Still unclear about that >>83897195Really? I’ll be honest he had a real rowdy/youthful vibe, I didn’t think he’d be interested in scientific stuff Yes, very />good good good.Yes ZapmanYou will be spared
>>83897483>>83896871>>83895750>>83897383>Mmmm, yes a bath does sound good after this>Good thing Teleo's is fairly large~>He chuckles at the apology and nods, but watches with fascination at the concoction Zaffy's mixing up!>What does that feel like...>Lick lick lick, its Teleo's turn to get a mouthful of Snea muskiness, which tingles against his tongue pleasantly>"We"?... Oooooh Teleo likes where this is going~>Teleo's half-open eye looks over as Doro and Wha-et seem to duke it out, but its clear the fairy wants it>What he wasn't expecting, was for Zaffy to offer himself for Wha-et's need between his legs!>It is unbelievably hot watching the Snea lube Wha-et up, and then himself! They're really going to sandwich the Sylveon!>There's a strange flicker of shadow and Doro fully hilts into the fairy!>Teleo's eyes bug out. Holy shit, is that Tempest??? Where? How? When??>That moment of surprise is just what the Salazzle needs to shoot his tongue down the water lizard's throat>Good thing he doesn't really have a gag reflex anymore given all the various practices he's had recently...>Teleo nods at being conducted, letting himself be guided over to the setup Verdigris has been patiently waiting in>His finger slips in and out of Relgar's slit as they make their way over, and every step that jostles his member against the warm hand makes him moan>His heart is racing. What is he about to get himself into here?
>>83897738>>83897483>>83897383>>83896883>Doro has to EARN getting to taste the fairy pie>Such a tasty treat right under him> Doro’s response lacked any rizz, Wha-et’s wagging stop for a second>He turns around to look at Doro but that’s when Zaffre raises his leg>There is some confusion in his sight, but then the Sneasel gets right under him>Ho shit this is new territory for the sylveon, he has never been in something like this>A ribbon receives Zaffre’s bottom with gusto, palping around searching for his entrance and aligning his own member to it>His tip snatches against his asshole, ensuring he manages to enter him.>Although he won’t be the one putting in the back-strength to fuck him.>Wha-et didn’t knew Tempest was there and certainly wasn’t expecting Doro burying himself in one powerful thrust. Ballsack hitting his taint with an audible **PLAP**>Even the tendril made it inside the sylveon, adding an extra ring that hits his prostate.>It causes the fairy to yelp and carry the motion into penetrating Zaffre, parting his entrance and adding fairy’s pre-cum to mixture of liquids inside him.>The mixture in sensations cause Wha-et to short-circuit for a second.>His body acts on pure instinct, his paws clench the bed hard.>Wha-et’s Flesh tunnel quake all around Doro’s length, he finally gets some proper stimulation after the suffering the fairy’s humiliation>Said quakes increase when Doro’s claws dig in, pulling him back into reality.“Arceus Doro, I didn’t believe you had it in ya~”>Doro can feel the fairy’s purring through his cock.>The fairy’s tentacle get to work, one wrapping around Zaffre’s cock, ready to pump him with Doro’s thrusts.>One for each thin, slender body wrapping and hungrily exploring their bodies up and down.“Show me what all that training is for Doro, you have to backshot for two now~”>The ribbons trace his well toned abs“Shouldn’t be a problem, right¿~”
>>83898548>>83897738>>83897483>>83897383>>83896883>The door opens at a normal speed, but it may sound to everyone in the room like a bombshell going off“Alright you horny freaks, looks like Prenne is going to be a biiiiiiiiiiiit late but I’ve finally–”>The world may never learn exactly what was keeping him as he finally walks into the room enough to see what’s going on>He’s stunned for a moment, absolutely flabbergasted, he can’t believe the depravity on display here–“DORO’S TOPPING?!”>Nah he’s all good with the depravity, it’s that of all things which gave him pause!>And is clearly already getting a bit hard watching and thinking about where he’ll join, a bit of red starting to poke out from his sheathe already“Say, Wha-et… is your mouth occupied? Still want that up close and personal examination of the ‘evidence’~?”>This is… actually the first time Fea has done anything like this with someone other than Prenne, but he doesn’t seem out of his element at all(I think I'm going to focus on these first as long as Fea is in this scene, to make sure I don't hold it up)>>83891518>It seems his adrenaline can only get him so far, it can’t make him a faster swimmer>This may be it, he thinks to himself, he can’t hide in the water! He could dive down, perhaps>He may try that if this roll is an 8-9, but otherwise, he’s keeps trying to make it across the water, if perhaps he can get behind the building, maybe he can circle round… that’s assuming nobody is behind it>Would there be a person behind it? He’ll have to figure that out when he gets there>For now, he tries to swim and duck into the water when the light reaches him, he’s only comfort is that maybe it’s harder to snipe him in the water? Maybe… Or it’s easier>Here’s his roll for getting to G16 as fast as possible! It might not be over yet!
>>83885231>>83879203>>83891962>>83892541>>83893462“I only have eyes for Star, like, in certain ways, yes, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know what everyone else looks like! I brush you twice a week and help with training every day!”>Taner is still addressing him like he would Fea, at least!>And the nuzzle is calming, because how could it not be>He reaches down and pets, and scratches behind the ears in a spot he knows almost all of Star’s family and probably the majority of Eeveelutions enjoy>Still, he replies to Doro“I did notice, clearly I’m noticing something, it’s everyone else who’s crazy, not me!”>Dream comes over and puts a paw on his head“Do you need me to cool your brain? You can have one of my brain cooling pills if you need one!”>He blinks“Uh. No. But thanks.”>But then, tent“Really now?”>Star translated it as if it was said by Fea, but it still sounds more like something Wha-et would say at this point>Snea talk“Oh my. A Fairy/Water type? The world isn’t ready for that. But I liiiiiiiike your imagination, I think the two of us are going to get along very well~”>Back outside at the tent, Taner is indeed very distracted>Wha-et gets plenty of time to try and take down the tent>Taner blinks as he sees the Sylveon use Tackle on the tent“Uh.”>The real Fea figures Star’s translation won’t pick the nuance of the speech style as well… plus, he’s had a more interesting opportunity for teasing presented to him, how can he say no>Taner can’t even decode his own thoughts enough to decode his words before he says them>Hearing “Fuck that tent Taner” brings him back out of it though>He shakes his head“Uh, that’s, what?”>Well, maybe it didn’t bring him back out of it, actually, he’s still rebooting from a full system crash lol>>83885543Celly! It has been a while! How’s it going? Hopefully you haven’t been too bored?>>83891632I had blissfully forgotten the whole UNC thing.>>83895750Thank you, and tell Dart we both said thanks as well!
>>83879203>Star will add“It is the name they used to register your formal Pokeball.”>Taner nods“Back then, we thought it was just some sort of distracting rabbit hole that S was leading us down, but now we know it wasn’t quite that…”>Showing weakness?“I bet him being alive in that one universe might have something to do with S not being in Zodiac in that one? Not that we know that everything we saw in the reflection cave was from the same alternative world, so maybe not. I thought S killed him, but if you are saying he said his name with sorrow, now I wonder…”>>83878058For some reason I really thought I’d told Walker about all the recent stuff but it seems like I hadn’t… glad you did, thanks!>Taner shares a look with Star>That just about confirms his suspicions that the "episodes" that Andrea talked about were maniac episodes or something very similar, and he’s probably having one now, at the worst time possible>Still, he knocks one more time, and then opens the door“Hello? Andrea? Monad?”>He walks in, looking around>>83878122Not as much as before, I hope! I’m demagnitizing myself! But… yeah, that stuff still happens, can’t deny it.The last thing you helped with… you mean the whole, rescuing Doro thing, way back when? That went… well, you’ve met Julius and Flow, so you know I made friends with them! That’s the best I can say about how all that went. I mean, we found Doro, and he was okay. But I sometimes wonder if things would have been better if we’d stayed out of it… Nothing I can do about any of that though.Oh, or do you mean the help with Grim, who was trying to possess Jeremy? I know I’m all over the place with these guesses. It’s been a big year! I didn’t end up befriending Grim. But we helped a lot of Litwick!Thanks! And good morning! Or evening as the case might be…
>>83874670…If you bring those to the conference for others to consume, on the one hand, I want to say I want no part of that. On the other hand, and this seems to be the hand that’s winning, I’d really like to see others reactions to it.I can’t find the Zebra cakes as easily now as I used to, so good luck! They were really, really good, too. I’m sure Star would tell me they are pure sugar and not intended for human consumption and she’s probably right but even so… they are nostalgic and good tasting, that’s a really winning formula!Also, I opened the gift now… Thank you. I, uh, feel like that really understates my gratitude. But seriously. It made my day and continues to do so every time I think about it. So thanks. Also, it’ll really be encouraging to know you are there and cheering me and Doro on! Or both of us at once, if we battle– as always, I hope we don’t get matched up until near the end!And good evening! Morning seems about as hard to catch as a Legendary Pokemon to me.>>83878620Zebra cakes are awesome. Have you seen any recently? I feel like they vanished from the face of the planet, but maybe it’s just because I’m in other regions so often nowadays.That makes sense. I think I’d like all Eevee-based Pokemon on a conceptual level, but perhaps that’s because the Eeveelutions are already a pretty diverse group.Also, uh, sorry for not telling you about Vex, who’s name is now Zaffre. For some reason, I thought I had told you about all that and it seems like, uh, I hadn’t. Whoops. I need to, like, make a mailing list for those who want “Taner updates.”
>>83897483>>83897738>>83898548>>83898892>Ironically, Zaffre doesn't know that he did get some help... a small nudge from a certain ghost>He's momentarily distracted by Wha-et's palpable disapproval."Hey don't blame me!">Doro's not used to this!>Thankfully the Sneasler saves him from more embarrassment as he positions himself beneath the Sylveon"Huh...">He can't say he's ever done anything like this before. Wha-et's certainly getting into it though. Seeing his ribbons wrap around the newcomer has Doro gipping him tighter in return>That first thrust completes the sandwich in a nice, satisfying way. Doro sighs, relaxing a bit as he enjoys the sensation before returning Wha-et's quip with a half-smile"Neither did I... but now I'm not stopping!">Making sure he has a firm hold on Wha-et's fat ass, he slowly pulls back..."Fine! You asked for it.">With that his hips slam back in with a lewd *plap*, betraying the raw strength he's gained through all his training and battle experience>Pleased huffs escape the fox as he falls into a steady rhythm of pounding Wha-et and by extension Zaffre again and again with each thrust.>That is, until Fea bursts into the room"Wh- Fea?">He slows for a moment, blinking at him before getting back into his motions... at least until Fea calls him out specifically."What? What??">He probably sounds more guilty than he should, his next few thrusts a bit harsher than necessary"I can! I just... have to be in the mood.">While he certainly seems more confident while in this position, he's still heavily blushing even as he fills up the Sylveon with his rod again and again
>>83897687I'll be honest, he is still very hardheadedI mean, he broke out of the Aether hospital barely a day after he got freed just so he could get in a battle with Starthis after the whole neurotoxin ordeal, being mindcontrolled into battle, and throwing himself off the building in a suicide fall into the ocean, in the span of an hourguess he is trying to determination himself into brains and brawn, a lot can change in a year after alleven uh, a year mostly not remembered/>yeahthanks>>83898966tanertaner taner Taner & Starhappy birthday my dudes and duettes I will send something over the maaaaaaaaaaailalso yeah, I got Walker into the newsuhmildly late too, though>>83898966>And still in April, some days after the raid, in Hau'Oli hospital>Inside he goes into room 070>Andrea seems both better and worse than last time>Better in that he is healing, worse in that he has put every single waking moment into handwritten notes and calculations, even forgot to charge his phone, or say hi to Taner>And Monad is nowhere in sight,wait, there is a Heavy Ball in his side table>It is tagged "large pokemon, do not open inside". Must have been the hospital staff>It has been shaking since Taner entered the room>Andrea is at his calculations still, uncaring of external stimulus
>>83898892>>83899069“FUCK!”>Wha-et yells with Doro’s newly enhanced thrust, so much force hitting his prostate like a truck, and in turn douses the sneasel’s inside in more of his fairy batter.>It is such a pleasant sensation, Wha-et’s asshole is strong and tight, clenching when Doro pulls out tying to keep him inside and pushing when he thrusts back in.>It seems Wha-et isn’t an easy fuck, he is trying his best to slow down and stimulate Doro with every thrust, hoping that this will somehow slow down him ramming against his prostate.>Fea entering seems to freeze everything for a second>So many scents and musk in the air must hit him like a truck>Wha-et’s half mind turns to whatever made that sound>Is thate Fea¿>Doro can feel Wha-et’s tail wagging under his claw it really is Fea>But then he gets fucked even harder by Doro, is he getting embolden by Fae watching¿>This one catches him by surprise, without conscious muscle tightening Doro’s cock unopposed rams his prostate with everything he has>That strength is carried right Zaffre letting him suffer Doro’s newly redoubled efforts by getting his gspot equally rammed>It takes him a moment to yell, through all the panting and moaning Doro’s harsher thrust add him“IF YOU CALL THAT TOPPING, IT’S REVERSE BOTTOMING”>Doro cannot and will never truly win>Wha-et’s reply comes out slurred and through his cock drugged mind, not helped by the fact Doro never truly slows down“Shhuuure, shuuure, I am hufff, Sure whathver you have is... Arceus...”>He lets Fea get in position either above him to face fucking him, or under him for the fatter sylveon to service“Whatever you have is... Doro’s ... Illusions”>He mutters out that last argument and fully gives in to be used by three mons at the same time.>He was planning on having a classic “I won’t cum first” thing going on, but with Zaffre, Fea, and Doro’s previous service he knows he will cum early, not that should be a reason to slow down.
>>83899434>>83899069>>83898892This orgy is Pissing me offI'm the originalStarwalker
>>83897738>>83898548>>83899069>>83898892>It's a bath date!>Maybe he should ask for the special lube after, too>Lick more and maybe things will go somewhere. But that is a big "maybe">Zaffre expected having to ride Whaet, while Whaet rides Doro, because he was unsure if Doro really had it in.>But guess he was wrong. Sliding below Whaet, facing up, is just as good as long he can use his strength as well.>Whaet's ribbon is very welcome into guiding his muscular ass onto the fairy rod. He may start feeling the lube on the tendril, simultaneously numbing and tingly>Lined up, Zaffre can finally exhert his own particular brand of topping, by locking his long legs around the two other mons, and pulling them onto himself!"Whooo, damn! I need to stretch more!">Thankfully that was enough lube. Tingly and numbing lube, Whaet may feel himself lasting somewhat longer>And he still needs to get that knot inside!>The other tendril of Whaet wraps around Zaffre's dick, still mostly in it's sheath. It feels kinda soft."That's right, backshots for two!">Finally getting first hand experience of Doro's real strength!>All of this right on time for Fea to barge into the room"Doro's topping, yes!">Snap out of it, Fea>Meanwhile, the lizards>By now, Realgar is too erect, about the same size as Teleo>His tongue is almost overpowering. Spicy and sweet, either likes cinnamon candy, or he is just simply like that."It's a real party in here, you know it~">Being charming comes naturally to male Salazzle, even without any chemical aid"Just sit on me, let me slide riiiight inside you.">But where inside Teleo? The water lizard can make his pick. Or even turn the tables himself....
>>83898966>>83898932>Snea and the other Sylv talk"I have had that feeling since last night.">Since approximately the Doro slapping of uncertain provenience>What a smirk>In other topics"Was it? The Premier ball?">Thinking"Aren't those rare?">Maybe not>Verdigris has possibly important info"Uncertain. Lacking information. S saw multiple self.">In fact, did he not allude to at least two others?>>83899434>Will Zaffre's special, tingly and numbing lube turn Whaet from a quick shot into just barely cumming first?>That is exactly what Zaffre wants to know!"Right, and I am reverse topping!">All this force is making Zaffre's cat bell ring and ding madly
>>83899069>>83899434>>83899530>>83899703>Fea smirks at Doro“Oh, don’t let me stop you, I loooooove seeing you in -this- mood~ As you can see…”>He does a few little air humps of his own, each one getting a bit more of his substantial rocket to reveal itself>It’s only half mast and it already looks like it could fill the entire throat of some Pokemon… Do max IVs really translate into max other things? Fea really was blessed, genetically… no wonder he was going to be the breeding stud>He doesn’t run over, instead, slowly, almost agonizingly strutting closer to Wha-et“Reverse bottoming, eh?”>He hops on the couch and looks Wha-et into his eyes>He knows he wants it, but for some reason, he just has to confirm that one last time>And then, he places one paw on Wha-et’s head for leverage and gets into position>He’s now almost fully extended… but not quite as much as in pic related (sorry I couldn’t quite get Zaffre in this one), the knot hasn’t come out yet>He doesn’t put it in Wha-et’s mouth right away“Does this feel like an illusion?”>He, with the front paw he’s not using to stand, lowers his stiff cock to place it on Wha-et’s face, the entire girth of it, and presses down, then makes some humping motions, humping into the fur on the other Sylveon’s face“Opps, think I need to go a bit lower, eh~?”>He stops after a moment, angling himself to drip a bit of pre right on the other Sylveon’s muzzle, and then starts to slowly, slowly, line up>He’s taking his good sweet time with this, hopefully Wha-et doesn’t cum too soon…
>>83897124I appreciate the offer but we are both registered to Sharon, so transport should be as simple as being transferred to the nearest center.Yes, I'm sure we can plan something. >>83897195Besides that, anything else has your attention?>>83897687>King gizzard sometjing sometjing>Pelipper or as I know it that bird that makes it rain all the time>A curious look as he mentions the distinction between people and animals"Hmm, well I'm no expert on human naming.">His ramblings are listened too"Elara and Noira sound rather nice...">But she's still thinking herself>A lot more picky with her name than most Pokemon>>83898932It's going well. I cannot say it is much different from last year. Maybe a little bored, but we find ways to entertain ourselves here. Good luck with the tournament, and happy birthday.>>83899069(for spam reasons imagine I you'd everyone)>Tempest's presence is nicely hidden in this wild party, for now>not like either of the horny sylveons can really discern her emotional presence while hopped up on lust and desire>But as everyone teases her Doro she growls a little, that's her job after all"Keep going Doro, just like we did that one time you were in charge...">Her tendrils caress his sack"Look at the little slut you're filling, he's loving every second~">Her tongue laps at his neck, needy and hungry"Give me a good show Doro..."
>>83899788>>83899719>>83899530>>83899434>>83899069>A bath date it is!>Oh Teleo definitely will ask for some, he's curious>If all this action in that pile over on the bed doesn't work his member out, Teleo will definitely step up to the task>Teleo wasn't actually expecting Fea to show up given how late he was to the action, so the door opening was a surprise!>But, obviously the attention goes on to the absolute debauchery happening on the bed>Its essentially become a fuck pile at this point!>Teleo's kinda jealous!>But that's ok, Realgar is an excellent kisser, and he's very interested in what's about to happen with Verdigris!>The spicy sweet taste is definitely fun, and mixes well with Teleo's fresh taste. He savors every bit of it>Pulling their mouths apart once they reach their destination, Teleo nods"Probably the wildest party I've been involved in, haha!">He definitely is charming. These damn suave lizards!>Slide inside?"Hmmm, well, if you can make a convincing enough argument like Zaffy, I'll allow it~">Teleo looks at the stool in the pool, then at the Muk waiting inside>Just, sit there, right?>He hikes his tail up as much as he can and plops right on, pulling Realgar with him onto his lap facing each other>Their erections are touching. His large hand wraps around both of them and begins to slowly, steadily pump up and down
I am gonna MIMIR nowNi niiight>>83891962>>83892541>>83893462>>83898932“Yeah, buy I am a greedy eevee, I don’t feel like the number two in your team. I am number two right~”>He smirks and looks at Tanner such a bind.>He purrs when Tanner scratches him, even shaking his leg>Tanner is truly the eevee whisperer.“Thaaaat, does sound like something a crazy person would say”>He looks at Dream“Tanner could use a cooler head”>He has given up on the tent, the prank and just wants rest“Yeah Tanner, we can sleep on the wild, it should make us stronger”>He walks back inside and bellyflops on the couch>Wha-et truly has fallen victim of his own prank>>83898932What would be more fitting Tanner¿ you being an UNC or a Zoomie¿
>>83897687If caring about my family is acting like a baby, then fine!Sounds like an excellent plan! I would assume they're all the same entity, just... temporally disaligned? Time stuff is confusing and complicated>>83899788Ah, that makes things easier then! Fantastic news. Well, don't be a stranger! I have a lot of free time outside of traveling, so if you all have a day where it would work best let me know!
Time for sleep...(Gonna pass out, I'll get my replies in tomorrow)
>>83900145>>83900327Good night you two!
>>83898971Reeecently? Not a lot, but I find them in like worn down ol’ gas stations exclusively Nah. Don’t think there’s any species I’m like that with. I take it backI am joyous over any real and/or fictional GastrodonYeahhh it’s not really about “Taner update” it’s just likeI feeeel like I should hear more about the former investigationI was involved with Not that it’s actually your fault bc I’m technically no longer relevant to this whole thing, but ya know>>83899231Man. I wanna be like “damnit”but he kinda deserves the freedom soI understand his uhstubbornnessYw>>83899788>Drizzle bird >Can’t name a human something like “Spike”, she will learn>That’s one thing they’ll have in common, at least>Walker’s not super quick with settling on names either>He stands back a few feet>Cups his hands around his mouth, and shouts “ELARAA.”>head turned up to the sky>pause>Then he does it again “NOIRRRA.”>then he turns back to face her“Wanted to see how it sounded if I called you down from the sky. To pick me up and carry me away, like a…”>Not sure what comparison to make “…the bird equivalent to a royal steed. Either way. I think Elara’s easier to scream into the air. And given that you’re always 1000 feet away from me, it’s probably important to be able to distinguish your name. Obviously, you can overrule if you’d like.”>>83900150Couuuldn’t be meYeah. Don’t even get me started.Celebi themself said they didn't know.
Goodnight everyone!>>83899231I’m just surprised so many people have remembered! Even that is a gift to me!When I read that you “got Walker into the news” at first I thought I was going to now see Walker on a news report or something, but then I remembered what we're talking about. Better late than never! I have to take Zaffre to see him at some point, they haven’t caught up yet.>>83899494I… don’t think I want to know what you are talking about.>>83899703>It’s a smirk that could be a Pokemon move of it’s own, in some ways“Rare? Well, they aren’t sold, but, like, some Pokemon Centers will give one out if someone buys 10 Pokeballs at once, I don’t buy balls often but I do have one of them in my pack.”>As for the reflection cave issue, Star nods“I agree. We simply do not have enough information to know what spooked him. In that cave? There is next to no limit on the possibilities.”>>83899788One year not being different from the last would probably bore me quite a bit, but I’m glad you’ve found other stuff to entertain yourselves with! Maybe after the tournament we’ll come over there for some training, would that be interesting? Assuming I’m not the champion, of course. If I become champion I might be busy for a while!>>83900145Honestly, I fit better as whichever one feels like they aren’t sure they’d want to be called either one of those without a good translator app…
>>83899231>Well, the source of the issue is immediately apparent>Monad is balled, and there’s nobody to keep Andrea focused or help him out>Taner should have asked if he can take them out of the room, because that would help a lot>He gauges the size of the room… would it wreak things if he did let Monad out, ignoring the instructions? He’s tempted to, if he can manage to do it without causing destruction>Star jumps next to the ball>”Monad. We have arrived. I wished to communicate that to you even though I am aware you have little way of communicating back.”>Where’s a Pokecube when you need one?>Taner goes over to Andrea, after glancing at Star in the ball one more time>He’ll take Monand outside to talk to her if needed, it’s not fair that she’s locked in the ball for so long>But for now, expecting a possible reaction, he puts his hand on Andra’s shoulder“Hey. Uh. Hello. We’re here to say hi, and to check on you, and I think you may need to eat and drink as well.”>He didn’t ask if they were allowed to leave the room, but he’s really feeling they both need some fresh air badly>>83900457Okay I said goodnight but technically your post appeared before mine so I’d better reply before going to sleep!So what I’m hearing is that I need to be looking in different places, not the Pokemart, but gas stations. Which I pretty much never go into because, uh, what would I need gas for?That’s fair, Gastodon are neat!Well, next time I write up a report to the League, if you were involved as well I’ll make a mini-report to you! I really should have told you, and I feel a bit bad about having not done so, for so long. I’ll make sure you get a chance to meet Zaffre after we’re done with the tournament, as an apology! Or maybe before then, there’s still a few days left before it starts.
>>83899788wellmostly my experiments with z-crystalsmy body is ready>>83900145>>83900327>>83900461sleep well all of you>>83900457if being stuck with a sorta CPAP machine most of the day has not stopped him from battling with the machine on uh, I did the best I could: made him a newer machine that can actually take some hitsmostly he needs it when he is doing heavy physical stuff, or ends short of breath quicklyyou know like, battlinganyway, that is when Star got cratered into a concrete pillarand he got simultaneously knocked out because the breathing machine he had was shit>>83900461if I get Walker in the news, I hope it is for a good reasongift may arrive soon>because I have to think it first yet>>83900531>There may be just enough space to let Monad out in there>The Heavy Ball stops shaking as hard. Monad got the message>Maybe taking her out right there may bee better, or at least faster>Making her get through the hospital corridors may be cumbersome(Random thing I remembered just now: what happened to the player of the dude who got transformed into a Chesnaught and then back?)(Had a whole thing going on through short stories)
>>83900531You have my express permission to continue talking to meYeah, the cheapest places you can find. That’s where Zebra Cakes live. They’re literally just rebrandings of uh, a dozen other similar cheaply sold pastry cake things. They areand they already have 2 (two) forms!!!Alrighty. To, aaaaall of that. >>83900763Lotsa pokemon love their battling. And he’s a fighting type sooomakes sense. dear god uhWas that like, a normal battle?
>>83899494Oh no....>>83899434>>83899530>>83899719>>83899788>Drawing that yell out of Wha-et brings satisfaction to Doro, while he wasn't exactly seeking revenge or anything, it felt like payback for all the times Wha-et had used him before>Though the Sylveon isn't making it easy with all his clenching, thankfully Doro has the strength to push through, even if every thrust has him shivering from the tightness>That is until Fea arrives, making Wha-et lower his guard long enough for Doro to really go to town on him.>And yet, Wha-et still manages to tease him even in that position>The fox can't help a slightly frustrated whine before he shakes his head and frowns"That's a bluff and we both know it!">He glances up at Fea as he approaches Wha-et from the front>Doro slows down momentarily as he catches sight of Fea's package>Now that's something that really could compete with him, proportions be damned.>Getting back into his previous rhythm, Doro maintains a steady rhythm of powerful thrusts, pounding Wha-et and by extension Zaffre for all they're worth"I wasn't even expecting Fea, that's real as real can be.">Doro chuckles as Wha-et gets a taste of his own medicine, and from a fellow Sylveon to boot"I think you do... can't keep him waiting too long for what he craves, right Wha-et?">A few more rough thrusts follow up his own taunt, as though trying to get an answer out of him by sheer force
>>83899788(Aaa I knew I forgot something)>While Wha-et is being stubborn and everyone is showing their disbelief, Tempest's growl is what catches his attention most>Her encouragement only further fuels his actions, a shiver running through him as she caresses his sack while it slams against Wha-et with each thrust"Ngh... y-yeah he is. More than I expected, with his attitude and all.">Swallowing, he can't help but lean into her licks with a happy sigh before chuckling"Oh I will, don't worry~">>83899719(Also good gen!)>>83898892>Taner's having some impressively unlucky rolls>Movements:>Jvyybj naq Whyvhf unir zrg ng S2 va gur fgbentr ebbz>Ab bar ryfr unf zbirq sebz gurve fcbgf lrg, nyy va nyreg zbqr jnvgvat sbe n punapr gb fgevxr>Taner's trying his best, but clearly swimming isn't his strong suit by a long shot...>While it's a valiant effort, trying to duck whenever the light reaches him only serves to ensure he barely makes any progress whatsoever>It takes longer than it should, and he can only reach F15 before he mistimes a duck into the water and the light remains on him when he resurfaces>Uh-oh...>It's a longer shot than before, but you miss all the shots you don't take>1-7 this time, time to find out if Taner's still in this or if the water was a bad choice...
