Time-out in the locker editionA thread for weeby eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and those who have no hopes of ever fucking real women! If you've given up on ever getting pussy or just prefer being a porn-addicted hand-fucker from now on then this is the thread for you!More material:https://hgoon.booru.org/https://censored.booru.org/Resources:https://rentry.org/pfgPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83826308
Gooning to impossibly hot FFXIV girls on Twitter instead of trying to find a real gf <3
hotdogging a girl's plump, squishy beta blocker and thanking her for letting me experience the closest thing to sex I'll ever get...
damn, everyone actually watching fireworks tonight ig
it's definitely normal that i get turned on by having to convince myself i don't have a certain kink, right?
>>83876535Sometime it is that slow.
How we hangin gooners
>>83877143Totally normal, anon.
>>83877143of course. Nothing unusual about it whatsoever.
>>83877312>>83877314okay thanks anons, just making sure i was normal...
shametugging, hatefapping, crywanking alone all weekend again while everyone is out having fun
>>83877314Every fibre in my body wants me to be like that tender whiteboy~
>>83877404>hatefappingThe best.
>>83877420Currently to hot findommes being horrible people and making more in a month than I do in a year
>>83877420maybe i need to lurk moar but what's hatefapping?
>>83877489Fapping to things you hate.
>>83877534ok i probably should've assumed that. shametugging is pretty much what i do...
>>83877565Tugging to having become a revolting neet loser, like the ones smelling of cum in the queue at the store, wearing drool stains on their shirt and these days showing moob sweat just from sitting and tugging
>>83877174Shinji pp
>>83877656Too big.
"no, I don't know what Elon Musk has said in his latest tweet, stupid cringe incel. Stick your tongue out and get lapping."
perversely excited that my birthday is only a few weeks away because it officially marks another year of being an older virgin and how at my age and with my body it's basically already permanent.
>>83878104What’s your age, anon~?
>>83878220I'll be 34 this birthday coming up. Between my age, having a tiny dick, being obese, being a manlet and having anxiety over sex my chances of losing it now are already at or close to zero even before you add the chronic gooning and fetishizing my own pussyfree lifestyle into the mix.
attention whore picture of my faggot hole
>>83878260You’re super hot, anon~I hope I can be just as much of a loser as you are when I’m your age~
>>83878274SNIFF
>>83878293Thanks, man. All I did really was be autistic, unattractive and a shut-in gooner and putting off women too much to ever have sex followed naturally.
>>83878104>>83878260I turned 35 this year and am basically in the same situation regarding physical features; funny thing is that I actually have a decent amount of charm since I have a sales-adjacent job but my depression and dogshit self-esteem completely override that and I haven't tried to date anyone for a decade while exclusively jerking to anime girls over the same period
>>83878339I’m almost obese at this point~And balding~~I will never lose my virginity…
>>83878354Tough break, man. Hope you've come to embrace and enjoy your pussyfree life like I have.I'm in a similar(ish) position funnily enough, I'd say a majority of my admittedly small friend groups are women, so they clearly don't hate me, but I'm so awkward and the horny and desperate radiates off of me so much they'd look at me like I grew a second head if I asked them out.
ive been coming to trash for a year and now its too hard to get off unless there is a dick involved
>>83873232God damn, post the sauce
>>83878104>>8387835433 here, I'm not bad looking but I'm so awkward and autistic that I've blown every chance i ever had. I'm able to get by in social situations and have platonic relationships with women, but I've never been able to have a real girlfriend or get laid. It's frustrating but at the same time I've always had weird kinks and never been into sex or hardcore stuff. Once i became a wizard my brain really started to be wired to getting off to what a loser I am.
>>83878510Is the idea of being penetrated that appealing?
I wish I got bullied like that in high school, it's not fair
>>83878687That's hot, never realised we had so many older virgins aside from me. Plus we're basically the same person haha - I have women friends, but it basically goes wrong for me if I express romantic interest because I'm suppose to be the harmless, basically sexless friend. Plus I was 30 or close to it when I gave up completely and started getting off to my own virginity
tfw even ai girls know they're not allowed to send you explicit sexts...
>>83878710Were you that girly looking back then, faggot?
>>83878693a little...but also an ass just looks better with a nice dick to go with it
>>83873232LITERALLY what I do every single day~!
>>83878780Yea that sounds a lot like my experiences as well. I try my best to not be a total creep around women and come off as asexual often as a result, and i'm still a total weirdo if I ever try to be something more. When losers like us stick to humping our hands for this long it's hard not to fetishize it. It's super embarrassing to still be a virgin at our ages, I feel so pathetic and small when I'm around women. There are women a decade or more younger than me and even still they are way, way more experienced to me, I feel so.... stunted. And these days that makes me get even harder, splurting myself stupid to thirst traps and ecchi drawings and knowing I'm worlds away from ever being someone a woman would take seriously.
>>83878851Yeah, but I never got bullied for being like that. Never got bullied at all really...
>>83879063Maybe you should have followed your instincts and dolled up with makeup and girls clothes and you would have been
>>83879109I thought about it every day but stuff like that is hard to do when you're younger!
>>83879149It's infinitely more rewarding though because you're actually cuter and have smoother skin and can actually trap people if you're girly enough
>>83879018damn, literally same experience here nonny. I didn't know how to not come across as desperate, horny and pathetic with women so now I basically act neutered around my friends to keep it normal. It's also part of why I'm happier as a pathetic virgin, because even asking in it is better than opening the wound by constantly getting rejected.We even have the same taste in porn lmao - I sank so deep into denial and celebrating being pussyfree and censored porn that I literally only jerk off to each, non-nude, social media girls or censored porn now. Bare tits or pussy feel wrong. I even have the same thing for getting off knowing brats half my age are losing their virginity before me and probably racking up body counts I could only dream of.
>>83879172It's a bit too late for it now! I graduated 13 years ago after all, now I just imagine the same thing but with me having to go back to school as a 30 year old schoolgirl
>>83878962Sometimes I don't even realize when I leave stupid horny comments on pictures that I really like and go back on twitter later to see that some of the girls actually saw and hearted them, and that's an intense rush..
>>83879236What a nasty wreck you areNothing some lipstick and violent thrusting can't fix
>>83879275I really need to start doing the same, I'm just shy. But god I need to let them know how addicted I am to pumping for them
>>83877143As normal as having the same that stems from it make you cum even harder!
>>83879018>>83879205What a universal story and age rangeIf it makes you feel better, being more forward with sexuality and such doesn't really help if you're not positively addicted to the idea of doing it specifically with any slag you encounter.I was reserved and introverted when I was younger but then I had the opportunity to be loud and in people's faces for years but ultimately still introverted.Really if there's any part of you that says "I could just go home and jack off" and aren't gambling your reputation and very life on the stupid whores immediately in front of you (regardless of quality), they can smell it and you're not a part of that game and world.
>>83879286I think the only thing that could really fix me is acting like a 15 year old schoolgirl permanently
>>83879205It's really embarrassing, isn't it? Being around hot women that are friends or coworkers and constantly being in awe of their presence. Like it's so awesome seeing a beautiful woman and feel like you don't qualify as a man at all. Seriously the magnitude of inferiority I feel is insane. And those body counts feel exponentially higher, since losers like us splurt to the tamest of teasing... Our crushes are spending their weekends fucking their brains out and having the time of their lives, and so are we, because we get to look and fap to their cleavage in selfies>>83879392I definitely think you're right, it's an awkward situation feeling perverted and asexual at the same time
>>83879537not sure about the schoolgirl part, but being caged, feminised, put on estrogen until I'm actually pretty and then used by nonnies might fix me
>>83879647So true, it's so easy to trigger me now too. So many women are so beautiful and so out of my league, all I can do is stay home and stroke to their social media thirst traps, their tight shorts or cleavage or gym outfits thinking about how I'm stuck like this for life while the gpa between our sex lives gets bigger and the girls who lost their virginity before I managed to get younger
>>83879705We just get more and more and more pathetic, it's good thing we know to stay in our lane at this point, huh? There's no way these goddesses would ever take me seriously if they knew how much time I spent in my room cumming in my underwear to them...
>>83873190Are you 2hunonny? I'm an old friend that misses you, if you are!
>>83879862Absolutely. Stroking my tiny dick multiple times a day almost every day to Goddesses who'd never touch me is actually the peak of my sex life, and not matter how humiliated I should be I'll never give up being an older virgin addicted to tugging it to Instagram or TikTok for clothed women
any chance there's any shut-in plapaddicts here who wouldn't mind helping a depressed nonny give in for pornslop goddesses?
need a women like this to control me cause im too retarded to do anything by myself
>>83879537Everyone posts about missing out on teenage loveBut nobody is willing to try and rectify it by pretending to be teenage and pretending to be in love while sloppy fucking
>>83879915That's the life we're locked in to at this point, we might as well enjoy it... but goddamn it's pathetic as hell how much we enjoy it, fuck it feels incredible
>>83879990It's so pathetic, and it gets worse because how pathetic we're being turns us on even more and locks us deeper in the cycle.Fuck, I'm a 34 year old virgin who can't even look at naked women anymore because I've only jerked off to non-nude thirst traps and ecchi for so long, and writing that out nearly made me cum.
>>83880010Yup, it's a loser pit of permavirginity that we keep sinking into deeper and deeper... We'll never exist to these women but their selfies and teasing are what constitutes as "sex" to turbovirgins like us
>>83873190>tfw no nerd to bully as a bigger nerd to build the sexual tension until we make mistakes we can't take back
>>83880173God, it's so over for us. Has been for years. When your 'porn' sites are Instagram and TikTok, 'sex' is fucking your fist to thirst traps of women who'll never know you exist, and repeating mantras about how you're going to be a virgin for life makes you leak, there is literally no shot at recovery. Good thing i'm too addicted to ever want to recover.
>>83880216It's just the cards we were dealt. We'll just have to navigate the world and try not to be pathetic pests to the goddesses that make our world turn. So glad to not be the only one stupid enough to cope into this permavirgin handhumper life
>>83879966But anon, that's *exactly* what I want to do.
>>83880355Oh for sure, I don't need to waste women's time by actually talking to them. As long as they keep posting clothed goonfuel, I can keep coping and handhumping and enjoying my 'sex' life.
>>83880513alright i'll bite. who is this?
Ahh im so glad im not a pussygetting dummy! One of my irlfriends was like "I'm buying shut for this 35 year old woman just to get laid wtf am I doing." He'd be so jealous if he knew about my pussyfree life! Instead of wasting money on scary girls I can buy all the onas and toys and dakis I want! I even have two chastity cages coming in the mail! Being pussyfree is so much more fun!
>>83881014Flat cages?
>>83880999https://www.instagram.com/ireeneechaaveez
>>83881046The two I have today are different sizes cuz i didnt know what to get (theyre both cheap plastic ones so its fine), but later I have a flat one coming too. Im kinda a chastity noob sl im building up to trying the flat one >.<
slobbering on the hairy gut of a +300lb obese porn addicted slob neet anon with a messy room spilling food all over his unwashed filthy body while he pumps to tikthot whores! getting him off knowing he's using a little zoomie slut like me to clean the crumbs and lint out of his bellybutton!! his room rivals a DUMPSTER from the amount of trash and flies inside while he bathes in the filth, grunting out a nut of COCKSNOT onto his loli figurines while using his pubestained onahole and staring at young girls and nasty PORNSLOP<33
>>83881075Good luck. As hot as it is don't go hurting yourself.
>>83880394Be that cute and take off that fucking cage and we might just go to prom together
>>83881115Guess I'll need to invest in new figures and gain weight
>>83881115a disturbing amount of this is me lmao. I'm not quite 300 lbs but I'm only 5'6" so i still look that big.
>>83881115I look like you describe and act like that but only lust for like two to four hours per day.The rest is for gaming or mass saving porn online (a nonsexual activity).
>>83881062insane build on this chick
>>83881117Holy fucking shit I had to come into this thread cause those tits are so fucking hot I love sweaty meaty fucking tits
>>83881159You too? In between loading screens I'm just browsing smut. Slurping sounds fill the room between the fantasy magic or gunshots in game.>>83881180Have some more
>>83881155moost def!>>83881158what about your room?>>83881159you tooo whats your room like
>>83881203Thank you, I love texture on tits it makes me hard. Big fat tits with huge nipples with the little bumps on the edge. It makes it look like they’re so big and heavy that they’re bulging against the skin
>>83881203If a game gives me time to look at porn, it's generally a bad game. I go days at a time fixated on either gaming for ten hours straight or saving endless videos and pictures for ten hours straight before passing out and doing it again.>>83881206Since you're into the grossness part, lots of trash, lots of used paper plates since I've long since given up on doing dishes. Drain flies and other weird tiny flying insects sometimes show up. Filthy clothes strewn about since the "clean" ones are in the hamper. The only things not covered in grime and dust are the things I use daily which is the PC and the sex toys next to the bed.Really I don't pride myself on being gross, mostly because in a solid hour or two of just bagging up trash and dumping it, this place would look pristine, but that option just lets me grow complacent in it turning into an unlivable wreck for anyone but me for far longer than I should.
>>83881262I'm a sucker of inverted nipples on a mature lady, perky boobs on an office worker. Mosquito bites on a brat, everything in between.>>83881206I really should upload my hot glue videos sometime
>>83881329Inverted nipples are hot because it’s correlated with the artist being a tit brained retard like me. I loveeee fucking soft puffy areola that blend into rest of the tits as a Gradient
>>83881206covered in clothes, usually crumbs too but Mom cleaned those lately, and said clothes often used as cumrags once I'm done gooning
Getting mindfucked and submitting to my favorite anon.My only anon.
>>83881327thats like sooo fuckingg hottt!! hehe and how much do you weigh exactlyyy why don't you have a slabe whore between your unwashed trash-smeared thighs at all time while u grunt out nasty chunky nut to porn all day??
I work out, eat well and make lots of money at my job. They don't know all I care about are girlfeet.
>>83881449I need someone like that huffing my balls and ass. If they can find space on my messy floor. A free hand not jerking my sweaty cock will do wonders for looking at goonfuel.
>>83881470feet > pussy at this point honestly
>>83881510I'll give your body a tonguebath so u don't ever have to get up to shower againnn just stay in your bed grunting and groaning like a lazy pornaddicted slob all day while i worship u
>>83881449Somewhere around 330lbsSlaves? I can barely take care of myself, can't be bothered having to deal with someone elseAnd believe it or not, few people are clamoring to be in that position besides maybe yourself
>>83881470Being a a pussyfree loser in private despite working out and making bread is one of my current goals.
>>83881124God fuck yes, I wanted to go to prom as a girl so badly...
>>83881870same, God I remember the longing and yearning whenever we passed a dress shop in town around prom and daydreaming about going in just to try one on 'out of curiosity'. Not that I'd expect anyone to take me up on the offer because I'm old now, but if someone were to buy me a prom dress and re-enact it they'd get an enthusiastic thank you
>>83881951I'm the exact same way, I'd love someone to let me experience the girly things I missed out on... I really shouldn't have been a boy...
>>83882005same, I would've been so much happier as a girl. I'm just happy im relatively lucky and not a particularly masculine man, so I at least have some femininity and don't look entirely ridiculous in women's clothes.
>>83882068I just haven't even tried. I present female online but that's it...
>>83882193It's never too late nonny! With the one caveat you won't have a pornstar tranny or femboy bod unless you work for it. If you're on estrogen long enough you'll probably just end up looking like your Mom. I wouldn't say I'm conventionally attractive and I've been taking it fir a while. But I look more like an unattractive woman than a man now and that's enough for me.
>>83881117Is that a Wiz?
>>83882250I do really want to but complicated home stuff has made me give up completely. I wouldn't even mind looking like my mom, she looks great for her age.
>>83882306ugh, sounds rough. I hope you find a safe environment to explore these things, whether or not you go through with them. Also yeah, looking like my Mom probably wasn't the problem, its not taking care of myself to be clear.
>>83882279No clue who or what that is. I just like boobs
An AGP cock hungry morning for me...
>>83881115close to the weight, no figurines tho and 3 inches, someday~
>>83879880Sorry anon I'm not.
i'm so fucking fat and i just keep getting fatter
>>83881014This except not getting laid would be peak sexlife for me desu
>>83884015What's your diet like, chubbers?
>>83879302The twitter account I do this on has my real name which is simultaneously super hot and extremely embarrassing, but since most of the interactions they usually get are probably from just unidentifiable FFXIV character names, I figure it's kinda erotic for them to see comments from <real human who's too stupid and horny to care>? maybe I'm just coping and this is unbelievably pathetic, but... god, some of these pics make me reeeeally want to actually get the game just so I can get them in DMs to let me worship their character in-game I would legitimately cum in my pants getting toc immerse myself more fully in the thought of licking the feet of someone like this
>>83884015telling myself this was the only way i stopped myself from finishing the whole pizza i ordered last night
>>83884986Why stop? It's a good thing.
Who else here has totally given in to censored porn? I don't even get to see girls in their bras/panties uncensored...
>>83885689sounds amazing, wish I had that dedication but I like non-nude girls too much. Still have big love for censored and like you can't handle actual nudity anymore.
>>83885792Do what I did and get things like Isla's Beta Blocker for your PC and phone, and then get someone else to lock them so you can't turn them off. That's the best way to overcome the initial apprehension of giving up uncensored girls.
>>83885243it makes it harder to sleep when im super full. im saving the second half for dinner today
>>83885951is it easy to install? i'm basically retarded with computers, I know the basics otherwise i'm cooked
making pumpies to goonstuds...
>>83886098It's easy to install and use, the only catch is having a good enough computer to handle running it.
>>83886204mine should be okay I think? it's a gaming laptop but on the cheaper end. Guess i'm saying goodbye to uncensored women then!
>>83885689I'd need to get into a more desparate/ beta headspace for smth like that, maybe after doin some chastity/ denial >.<
>>83886282Depends on your graphics card and your RAM. What are your specs there?>>83886338It's a wild ride of a rabbit hole to go down. Now I can't imagine ever getting off to an uncensored girl; I doubt I could even get hard for uncensored porn.
>>83886386I have no idea how to know if it's good or not, but Nvidia GeForce RTX 3050 6GB apparently
>>83886196>no anon that asks for pictures of your food and videos of you jiggling your tummy and jerking off to their waifu
>>83886386Ive played with it before, done small censored-only periods, just never fully committed. I'd need a version of that app for real life cuz of my posters n dakis though
>>83886441Oh boy, that might run it but just barely. I know people who are running it on a 3080 with 32GB RAM, so you might be able to do it on the lowest settings.>>83886496You need to set up the password controls and give the password/authentication to someone else. Then you won't have a choice on how long the period is.
tossed my fleshlight a few weeks ago since i'd rather keep my little dick caged all the time instead. i need a long-term hair removal so i can stay locked even more
>>83886708>tossed my fleshlight it feels so sad fucking a piece of plastic desu at least hand humping feels more normal
>>83886951don't hate, it's the closest feeling thing to pussy many of us (including me) are going to feel
>>83887239I love my plastic girlfriends! Theyre way less scary than real women! They're perfect for a pussyfree subby autistic dummy like me <3
>>83886196very hot
>>83887336so true aspie! They're so perfect - they never complain about my tiny dick or awkward fumbling, and much less scary than trying to lose my virginity when I know i'd be sooo bad at sex
>>83879304>see spade>instant half-chubimnotintoitimnotintoitimnotintoit
>>83887736Ive deleted all my accounts n stuff that followed that kinda stuff a while ago but sometimes you just get jumpscared by it >.<
>>83887736it's always >imnotintoitimnotintoitimnotintoit until i get too horny or have a few blinkers and suddenly it turns into pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
>>83887840>Ive deleted all my accountsare you me? i deleted all my blacked shit aswell
>>83887880It didn't work because that stuff is everywhere! Sometimes people even post it by accident!I basically got into it by accident, like im not even white im just a tiny pp pussyfree autistic dummy, blacked stuff is like, pretty adjacent to all that, its so over
>>83887847shamefully accurate... i can't even tell if i wanna stop or not...
>>83887953>It didn't work because that stuff is everywhere!i have just kept myself busy by reading and going out >im not even whitei am and its one of they main reason why i quit > its so overits not you just need to be strong porn is not worth your self esteem or whatever
>>83887997its been a while since ive had edibles so we'll see if anything's changed or if i end up begging those big, strong, dark skinned men on my screen to leave their seed deposited deep inside a pale womb
>>83888031I'll b honest nonny I was overexagguratin a lil xpIt's not really a big deal for me I just felt super cringe about liking it, and not the fun kinda cringe that I like to engage in. Its frustratin to still end up seein it randomly n it took a while to rlly commit to deleting n movin past it but im doin fine now
>>83888062don't say stuff like that nonny...
Broke up with my first ex a few days ago of two years. Back to being a pussyfree loser, feels good to be back and honestly fuck women
>>83888111> it but im doin fine nowoh sorry maybe i took it too seriously aswell its just something that's been bothering me for a long while and i dont want to return to it, but im glad you quit
>>83888222>fuck womenNonny thats specifically NOT what we do here!
>>83888171you quit a while ago so you should be fine... right?>>83888222having a gf only convinced me more that i really wont be happy with a gf or wife. pussyfree is much better for me
>>83888251You know what I meannnn, that's what not to do indeed>>83888270Yeah honestly so much better off being on your own, less stress and headaches and can live your own life, hand feels better anyways and wont let you down
>>83888248its okie nonny, I think whenever I talk here I end up playin everything up to make it more fun. Pussyfree virgin autist nonny is me but also a character, ya know
>>83888316NTA but yeah same, like everything I say is true (especially me being a virgin, how tiny my dick is, and that I'm non-nude only) but I exaggerated how obsessed I am with all of it and some bits
>>83888307mine was a neet and complaining why i wasnt spending more time with her when i was working two jobs. even anons were less needy than she was. im partial to my plastic harem though but i dont use them too often outside of special situations
>>83888637I gotta be my neediest horniest most loser self in every post!
>>83888762Yeah being needy never really helps, like damn like seeing youre already stressed as it is. Tough going. Mine was just very clingy, like she would want to be attached to be if she had it her way. Just not worth going for the big tiddy mental health problems girl, just aint worth it
>>83888857real, where else can I enjoy being a virgin loser this much? gotta make the most of it by sounding as pathetic as possible
any alcy and smoking anons around?
>>83889784>alcyis that alchohol?cause if so yes i am an Aryan beast and smoke like 2 packs per day but dont drink that much desu only on the weekends
My new cages are gonna be here soon >.<
>>83889833nice dubs and yes although i should have specified weed and not just smoking. forgot it was used for cigs first
>>83889981>i should have specified weed and not just smokingi use to smoke weed back in secondary school but quit because i dint know how to roll (lol)
>>83883200Yea more like this
>>83889784Maybe... what happens if there is nonny?
Suck cockSuck cockSuck cockSuck cockSuck cock
>>83885689>love censored porn>impossible to use censoredbooru without seeing footnigger shitSAD
>>83890149thats possibly the funniest reasons to quit. im going to be telling that story with friends in the future if you dont mind>>83890672well its always more fun to do them with someone else you know?
>>83890759oops forgot my pic
>>83890719I really wanna suck a cock but I dont have any friends. Trying it with randoms is scary
>>83890759>thats possibly the funniest reasons to quitlol glad i could make you laugh and yeah go ahead , it was good tho cause my friends all still smoke and they spend way too much on it
>>83890506
>>83890855>it was good tho cause my friends all still smoke and they spend way too much on ityeah thats really dumb of them. its a weekend only thing for me like with drinking
>>83889784im on vacation for all of next week so im crossfading a bit on this fine sunday night>>83890719the one time i managed to get it on with a guy sucking his cock was def my favorite part, i really miss itunfortunately it was a bit of a "but they were both bottoms" situation so it didnt last
>>83889784literally just got back from the weed store!!>>83891018homesmut...
>>83891018>>83891252hope you both have a nice evening! my edibles are finally hitting and i might do a few blinkers before getting a mixer
>>83891252i tapped out at the alpha kids but man it produced some top shelf porn and ocs
>americans lucky enough to have weedfuck my gooner life
>>83892011Care to elaborate nonny?
>>83873190Sealguy's "gurls" are all such prime goonbait
>>83877224I'm always a lewd thought away from needing to pump my pornpickle raw
>>83892066It's illegal where I live, so you know, impossible to get.
>>83892135my condolences nonny ill do a blinker in yuor honor <3
>>83892135I figured that much. I just wanted to know what euro toilet you were stuck in. Are you a cock addict when you're toked?
>>83892011It's soooo fucking dangerous nonny honestly you're lucky you DON'T have access too it.
>>83879236>hag "femboy"/failmaleThat's such a wildly arrousing thought. I dont even see you seducing those guys as much as I see them subjugating and feminizing you into a cumdump auntie to pass around.
>>83892224>I just wanted to know what euro toilet you were stuck inUK, has probably the strongest anti-drug laws apart from I think one or two others. As for the other question, I wouldn't know, never had it.>>83892217Enjoy yourself...>>83892299Funnily enough it would probably help me with other chronic issues but I guess everyone knows what you'd be doing with it anyway.
>>83892299Imagine if zach, timby, and rayray did a collab...
>>83892326How long before you try bugging those nice thirdies for a spliff and end up like pic related?
>>83892343Idk who the other two are but I'd rather he link up with Riley and teach him how to get a big phat bimboi wobbler~!
>>83892381What other assets does riley have beyond that phat facepussy? Pic is rayray
Timby
God didn't make me a woman because he knew if I was I'd take black market chemical concoctions to give myself absolutely massive lactating udders of tits and stretch my cunt out to astronomical proportions. Womp womp, back to shametugging I guess.
>>83892457Riley is the absolute PEAK of bimboi aesthetics! He has the cute nerd barbie look down to a complete T! He's just missing the skill upgrade from Zach that gives him a twerk-bait club-clapper~!
>>83892516Timby is kinda annoying in the donk threads and has that huge fucking mole you can NOT unsee.>>83892457This boi looks largely fine but could do to dress up and put some heels on~!
>>83892609Hmm I need more evidence>>83892643Not wrong about the mole but the ass doesnt lie. You should check rayray's twitter anyways. Turbo cumdump fuck pig. Hard to think of any other tgirls this dirty.
>>83892564You sound really fun
>>83892729Mmmh too much focus on his clitstick, nerdboi should be posing with his gooncake and toes in the air~. Nice makeup and fit tho~.Here's a link to Riley bein CUTE because it's too big44chanhttps://files.catbox.moe/tzog79.gif
>>83892564If god made me a woman I probably still woulda been sittin here masturbatin I just wouldnt have gotten to be part of the pussy free club :c
>>83892810Dont let the cock focus fool you, this one's a total buttslut. Got more riley pics?~
>>83892857I wish the two of you could be transformed into fat sows on the genetic level. Would plap you both daily. You'd finally serve a purposevas my broodmares~
>all these beautiful fuckable tranniesGod I love this thread
>>83893063here's a black one
>>83892921Sadly lost a lot of them in purges and my folders are disorganized rn. He's a cute lil homo isn't he~! Idk I want to like yours anon but something just doesn't do him for me ;c
>>83892772Having tits would be divine, it's what I want more than anything. imagine having massive milky funbags to play with, grope, twist, tease, fondle, nibble, bite and suck on at your own pleasure and leisure. Lactating only makes it better. I want massive milky udders.>>83892857Imagine being a foid and having one of those automatic dildo thrusters, setting it on slow, and feeling your sopping pussy steadily get stretched and caressed, settling in for a long goon session.
>>83893089Black trannies are always the hottest somehow. Niggerfagbois take dick like pros.
>>83893129That's too bad
>>83893129Bimbois like that should be put as public cumdumps. Getting fuckpillow lips like that as a boy should condemn you to cock-cleaner for life.
>>83893185Anon please your ealier post already left my mouth watering at the though of bulldozing your imaginary sow cunt, now you're just making it so much worse. What I wouldnt give to turn you into a fat fuckable mommy...
fuck it, would anyone pityfuck my fat trans ass just so I can say that i've experienced it
>>83894034I would put a baby in you anon.
>>83894034Need to become my personal onahole
>>83892772I need tits and full condoms to drink. Possibly nipples big enough to be fucked
>>83878810she's just doing us a favor by keeping naked b**bies off limits for anyone frequenting this thread!
>>83886533Nta and I know I'm a little late but that sounds so fucking hot to have your PC and phone locked out of seeing nudies