>>83887648
>>83887806
tranny like which?

i just peed blood

come and wield me like a weapon let me meet my doom

dr doom is robert downey jr

i said i just peed blood

thats sounds bad you should go to the doctor but i think you probably already know that so

imagine doing a drug test and peeing blood and handing that to the lab guy, I wonder if they'd still accept it

tfw you need to do a pee transplant for an anon but you pee blood the day of the transplant

you tested negative for every drug but it does say you have super aids

what do i have to do to pee blood

drink blood

i just peed my pants but i peed blood as well

wearing little red jeans to mask the blood

little red riding jeans

isnt it nice to know a lot

when someone pays you to do a cum tribute on stream but you end up cumming blood

no, the cia is after me because i know a lot

>>83889174
ive somehow never thought about streaming tribs but now i really really want to do it

gotta be careful with reflections, it's also pretty short length content usually

>>83889503
how come

i just remembered that when you fap on stream most of the time you're being recorded by the other party

cum tribs are so hot

/beta/ more like /tranny/ am i right fellas haha

whys the filename in chinese

cum_tribute isn't chinese

>>83889761
i don't get it

someone kill me please

/ttttrannnny/

when was the last time someone did the sister threads bit

>>83890101
doug walker watching hercules be like

XIII - Death (Foil)

grimace shake

there are no foil cards in isaac, only reverse cards and the extra effects you get from tarot cloth

its a steam card

>>83890147
couple days ago

>>83890278
desuarchive is down so i cant disprove you but i dont believe that

>>83890252
cumming on your Isaac save file and also your psychical videogames collection

how would you cum on my save file

>>83890489
shut up nerd

I would be so into Oprah if she was still alive

biological women are scary

yeah oprah was pretty scary when she released those bees

They're not scary, generally by default they're just kind of fucking horrible

>>83890278
the last beta with the sister threads bit was in january you fag

ate some absolute absolute slop and now I feel sluggish and bad and keep farting because my tummy cant take it but I have no friends to talk with either so I'm posting in this thread I guess

>>83889614
why would I want to jerk off on stream
and if I did why would that bother me

did you guys know that cuddlecord has around 1 600 members

*power farts*

I don't know what a cuddlecord is but it sounds like ass

>>83891198
my butthole hurts

>>83891258
tody paid for images of himself as a my little pony character

>>83891258
were you people just dropped in a dark place as a child and didn't get out for a few days

That explains that one scamsoup convo

>>83891260
*powerfarts*

>>83891341
we are stinking up this room

>>83891354
you can't even fart, it's all me
*power farts*

>>83891189
cap

>>83891312
your so mad

>they're farting and shittsing for FREE

so tired of them smelly bitches who smoke cigarettes and their smelly kisses and dropping their ashes all over my little jeansies

>>83891374
y-you are outfarting me a bit I admit, even though I ate mcdomdom and my tummy hurts.. I am such a bitch for not being unable to fart more.. but I'll keep trying...

>>83891488
i ate canned beans, you can't compete
*i power fart in my semi-closed fist and then throw the fart at your face*

>>83891189
is there literally a single fun person there anymore

>>83891403
100% insane
I even got a certificate to prove it

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dom like this

whoa is that the green goblin

>>83891538
post it or your capping

>>83891312
whoa is that bane

>>83891566
you already did this

>>83891709
you don't like me cooking?

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>>83891532
*sniffs the stench and gets a tiny bit overwhelmed, popping a boner making my butt clench and unable to fart*
ff-fUCK. I need to win somehow.. can I touch myself..

oh wow poop and fart humour thats so funny guys

sail away sail away sail away

its not humor... I got horny cuz i'm a sad and lonely loser and my tummy aches and everyone dominates me wherever I show up

yeah its not humor that guy clearly has a fetish

>>83891733
im not gay, i only have homoerotic fantasies sometimes
*stops farting and leaves the room*
>>83891810
i hope you're not laying down because that only makes it worse

>>83891092
but it's january 2019 right now?

>>83891868
>*stops farting and leaves the room*
okay..
>i hope you're not laying down because that only makes it worse
no i'm on my pc watching the world cup and now its over and I dont know what to do next, I am just a tiny bit horny but dont know what to touch myself to and I'm afraid it would take me hours again. I'm a pathetic loser just staring into my discord and dumb threads all void-eyed

can i still make friends on discord if im not very interesting and bad at talking and dont say much?

i love being a loser for Daddt

>>83892041
yes just exist until people get used to you

>>83892002
start doing drugs

bro said Daddt

>>83892080
it sounds like they wouldnt care if i was there or not, is there any point to that if

>>83892041
I consider myself to at least have some interesting aspects like gifting and collecting stuff and being into science and philosophy and I still dont have any friends so I doubt it
>>83892102
I dont want to do drugs without a domme and I dont have a domme

>>83892152
i hate you

i think it's cute anon wants to keep himself sober so his future domme can abuse drugs more to hurt him more

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>>83892169
i'm sorry for being a pathetic easily despicable cuck loser
>>83892215
thank you, I kind of dont have a soul and my existence depends on a vague sentimental fantasy that someday I'll have a domme that will use and then kill me

I think its cruel to call suicidal ideation larping. When you are this depressed, awareness of your ability to choose suicide can be one of the few things left that give you any sense of control

>>83892152
>gifting
you mean sending

suicidefags should just take their meds and stfu, literally nobody cares about you

>>83892266
do you actually look for this domme or what

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stip

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>>83892413
i'm not suicidal, that fantasy is a real part of my life even if the fantasy itself isnt real, masochism gives me meaning in a selfish life-sustaining way and there is nothing wrong with that, when I die it wont be suicide it will be homicide. For now, I may rot but I'll still dedicate myself to my fantasy future domme
>>83892431
sending felt overused I guess but yes sending
>>83892466
yes I search daily but without much success, I had one in the past that could have ruined my life completely but she didn't and she disappeared and I can't get in touch with her now and there is some cool girl I talk with every week or so now but she is more of a ditz that doesnt care much about me or my feelings, negative or positive, but just sees me like a """gay bestie""" that she sometimes vents to if she is bored enough

jordan peterson's more of a gnostic than anything really

clean your bloody bank account

jordan paterson gives off big funsub vibes

>>83893067
it's bloody because I was pissing on it

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finsubs meet up club

was in a very good mood in the beginning of the day am in a very bad mood now

>>83893146
they should move it to europe

>>83893153
good

why is it so attractive when someone enjoys your misery

gonna drink sum beer while watching mexico vs. england tonight

>>83893236
it shows theyre better than you

do doms only date other doms/sociopaths because they couldnt lower themselves to date someone weaker than them or is that not the case?

bro pisses blood lmao

>>83893303
yeah

shut up already, i hate you guys, you're all so fucking idiotic, annoying, and disgusting

>>83893333
yeah

>>83893236
how can i find someone like this

went on a walk and just got back, was hoping it would make me feel better but I feel slightly worse, made me think too much

>>83893467
oh y'know you just do

like my fries you niggas salty

eh, ya wanna smoke a dart?

you are a deoxygenated cocomelon baby

>>83893548
:(

carry on my beta son, there'll be peace when you eat cum, lay your weary cock to rest, don't you goon no more

make a wish sub

congratulations son, on your third clean year
THANK YOU FATHER

>>83893706
wish sub sounds like a new sandwich

gloryhole bot but for sending

>>83893705
needs a line about eating poop

just sent

>>83893752
this but unironically

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zest like this

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>>83893770
To who?

>>83893650

>>83893794
its a fun idea but i doubt anyone would use it

born into /beta/
there's no choice
but take orders to send
locked up in chastity cage

last time I sent I felt awful after so I'm not doing it tonight despite the urges

last time i sent i felt great and came so hard so i'll probably be doing it again tonight because im not a broke boy

dom that rolls a whole pizza like a burrito and eats it

>>83894053
me

>>83893823
i would like it but not with real money

>>83894095
what like those korean dopamine apps with fake online stores

>>83894095
faggot

I never understood being broke as an insult in finsub spaces because finsubing is a relative endeavor
like, when you say you are too rich to be hurt by finsubing then you aren't really finsubing or sending the necessary amount, you are just larping being a sub. Which is fine but stay away from me larper

>>83894118
good point but they're going to reply with "your so mad"

>>83893752
this made me giggle
I joined that server in hopes I'd find new people to talk with but other anons arent as pathetic as me and they like staying anonymous

>>83894109
i don't know what that is sorry

>>83894116
sorry

>>83894118
>>83894135
your so mad

>>83894144
koreans made these apps to release dopamine without spending money, so for example one of them perfectly mimics a food delivery app and you can go through the process of searching for the right food, adding it to cart, paying and watching the delivery tracker but nothing happens cause it's just a frontend mimicking the real thing

>>83894118
obviously calling people broke hits harder here because we place a lot of value on our wealth, but i agree with the last part. its supposed to hurt

findumb

i wanna have sex really bad but with a girl i actually find attractive y'know

>>83894266
this isn't an incel thread this is about sending money and eating poop

as a third worlder subbing to first worlders I have probably experienced the highest life ruining ecstasy masochism can offer, I have become the god of death and rot and the swamp and the pathetic
you girls are mostly larpers that will never reach apotheosis

>>83894279
its kinda an incel thread

>>83894279
but i already do both of those things

just came to Tattooed Temptress - Step-Mommy & Bully - Cuck

I really wish I could just stop existing

i dont believe you

>>83894372
been flip flopping between this one and im a god lately

tonari no sainferudo

I wish the anon that said he would watch the england mexico match would watch it with me on discord since I'm going to watch it anyways

if I ever send again it will be by posting a gift card code for kanny

who is kanny

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so true

>>83894452
don't steal my bit

>>83894486
bit?

>>83894437
you're such a fucking loser

>>83894485
get help

>>83894485
trvke

>>83894485
been there

might try that beer again tonight god I feel awful

snacking on some poo while i watch the world cup

>>83894485
I kind of dont feel much attraction to this ngl, sometimes I touch myself to trans girls with black guys but thats the extent of it.
Non-binary people or even twinks on the other hand can be extremely hot. Something about the obsession with gender when it comes to trans girls usually diminishes their personality and makes them seem impotent in my eyes. Like, when a gay twink gets to be 40 year old they will still have a cohesive identity from his youth to his old age while when trans girls do it its just going to be like "wtf you are still obsessed with all of that thats so stupid and immature" in my eyes
>>83894528
I'm sorry but I really dont know what else to do

have you guys seen one of those short videos where guys spray paint poo with gold paint and then take the poo to one of those places where they buy gold and the employee touches the poo with his bare hands

im non binary

what is going on with this thread today jesus

my bitchy aunt just powetfarted on me

>>83894638
i saw a vid on thisvid once of a mentally ill dude wiping his shit in random apartment lobbies and the comments were all encouraging him

like, non binary people can just exist. gay twinks can just exist. but trans girls will be going out of their way to take hrt and hug their blahaj at 50 years old and obsess over identity stuff
it just seems impotent and stupid and an unnecessary lag on living, its so hard to sub to them because they just arent hot

>>83894657
sorry i'm very active today and I dont use this thread ever but I dont have anyone to talk with and its a sunday
>>83894641
that could be hot

>>83894437
nah dude
*powefarts*

>>83894730
I came a dozen minutes ago so this isnt as hot rn but still hot thank you, the stench would probably stick on my clothes
I wonder if they are wet farts and what you do after you feel them

powefarting runs in the family

can we go back to just making white people be like jokes

>>83894753
im not a girl, please stop

>>83894773
sorry
just vainly hoped that your farts might be related to the theme of the thread but I guess they are just blogposting farts without much nuance

>>83894810
this thread hasn't been on topic for idk how long, everyone went bankrupt, trooned out of killed themselves which is a good thing

>>83894849
why is it still up then

>>83894875
well...

if you post it they will bump

I should have listened to Kamala when she said don't come

i genuinely hate doing drugs, from something as "mild" like alcohol or nicotine to LSD and shit, stay clean forever, all drugs suck

>>83894610
who the fuck says “I touch myself”

>>83894994
he said he's a third worlder

>>83894994
it sounds more pure and elegant than "I jerk off" or "I goon"

i like touching myself

i goon elegantly, im not like the rest of you, philistines

>>83895024
>it sounds more pure and elegant
where the fuck do you think we are pal? the ballroom?

bro said pal

bucko

CUZ IM JUST A BETA POSTER BABY

>>83895101
>>83895100
well I mean I do goon to disgusting stuff and can be a bit of a pig but saying to other people that I "goon" or "jerk off" gives me an ick
being humiliated by their excrement feels more pure than "jerking off" idk

>being humiliated by their excrement feels more pure than "jerking off" idk
im sorry i asked man call it whatever you want

>>83895202
okay

gooning or jerking off reminds me of cross eyed low effort drooling boomers it just doesnt work I feel like I'm better than them

you really aren't

>>83895347
most doms told me I am way more interesting to talk to than boomers, even if they are whales

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>>83894095
>but not with real mon-HEY JIMMY!! gimme financial domination with NOTHIN

>>83894875
so that i have somewhere to funpost as much as i please, of course

>>83895024
the proper phrasing is "i pleasure myself"
a base simpleton such as yourself should not attempt to imitate natural-born nobility

oh. it's you.

>>83895514
I'll start using "I pleasure myself" more then, thank you Miss. I only think the problem is that some doms wouldn't like to hear I'm getting pleasure at all sometimes, so "touching myself" is more universal but I'll do better next time thank you Miss

>>83895633
that's a nigga with a penis

i just pooped my little jeansies

>>83895647
she presents herself as a woman (or ecchi girl which kind of sucks but whatever) so I'll respect it
is she really black though?

youre hopeless

>>83895690
yeah she's posted selfies before

>>83895514
shut up troon

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>>83895690
>or ecchi girl which kind of sucks but whatever
oh. it's you.
you might not be as cringe as boomers but it's a close competition

>>83895736
make me!
*beeeeeeeeh*

>>83895514
yeah that's kinda funny i guess

where's instant hierarchy creation guy I'd rather him be here instead

can we just get family guy in here

unlucky there's no family guy

>>83895719
could be really hot if true but I doubt she is black
I do want a black girlfriend though, probably more than any other race of woman but I want the long nails strutting more ratchet kind that would cheat on me whenever she feels like it while also she would read books and such
I doubt she would be posting ecchi girls
>>83895858
sorry I just am not a huge fan of ecchi stuff, it feels very basic and not eye catching, provocative and similar. Its just something that I see everywhere so its not that memorable
you are cool though sorry Miss

how can I block someone on 4chan

I'll block a bitch on 4chan

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sending with the ado card

love, blacktually

no matter what I'll be buying vodka tomorrow I can't take being sober anymore

i havent been in the thread in a while but i saw someone with an unironic "we are charlie kirk" sign in their yard and thought of you guys

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>>83896240
hey anon... why are you such a little bitch?

>>83896341
not sure how to answer

>>83896038
I can start using a trip code or something if it will help if you hate me so much but I'd rather we talk it out

being drunk feels like listening to deftones

>>83896385
maybe I'll do both

you can’t do that

okay im sorry

>>83894610
i agree twinks are hotter but its just because theyre not as mentally ill and neurotic as trannies, and the cute ones tend to be really entitled

he spit out his gum and then put it back in his mouth
you can't do that

>>83896554
no not really thats a bad way to put it, you just need a non-mentally ill and neurotic trans person and they could technically beat all twinks, which is possible (yes I know you'll say "nuh hurr durr" but its very much imaginable and already exists anyways)
while the actual problem is ontological, being trans necessitates hormone therapy and a harder focus on identity stuff, thats the point. It encapsulates all trans people, imagined or not, and so they are less hot on a conceptual/ontological level, not just particular/empirical

>>83896751
its not possible you dumb fag

>>83897006
yes it is because being "neurotic or mentally ill" is not in the literal definition of being trans. Correlation not causation or whatever. While things like HRT and a harder obsession with identity are. You are a bigoted idiot.

taking a really hard shit right now

hes trooning out

>>83897037
yes it is

did the kitsun19 or whatever bot forget to rerun his script?

the beer still tastes awful but I feel terrible enough today to force it down

man I'm hungie

eat a burger

but the burger shop closed

findom from a buddhist perspective

>>83898061
you need to make it at home, get bread put it in the fridge get frozen patties cheese sauces and onion then fry and assemble, you can toast the buns too

bro said to put bread in the fridge lmao is he for real

I used to dislike the idea of it too but bread spoils so fast, I started putting it in the fridge and have never looked back

>>83898147
i usually cut the loaf in half and freeze the other one

hmm I haven't seen a need to freeze it so far, it lasts long enough in the fridge that I can finish the pack before it spoils, but freezing is an interesting idea too

hi beta

bro is so ancient he thinks freezing food is an interesting idea

>>83898272
hi

>>83898351
sniff

you can freeze anything

can an apple freeze

no

my mac freezes sometimes

>>83898426
why are you sniffing

imagine being at computers

someone send me money to buy food

>>83898987
tag

>>83898996
$shutinneet

oh hell nah get a job

wagiewhoonlygoestoworkandhome

*does today's wordle and spits out my drink*

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U-Ummm...i-is this okay for you guys? H-how do i look? =^~^=

nigga it's july

>>83899211
hes speaking to us from beyond the grave

saw something that made my blood boil

sned pige

>>83899912
no it proves hes alive

man I'm hungry

isn't falstad dead

someone give me money so I can tip the stripper

tippa the strippa

pooping my little jeansies at 3am

hi beta

>>83897042
bless your heart

>>83902919
shut up tranny

>>83903005
i will not be silenced on account of my gender choices

>>83903035
shut up stupid tranny

>>83903071
ok sorry

im tired of cumming

gn /tranny/

pooping my little jeansies again at 4:47am

i dont think this bit is funny

pooped really hard

happy birthday, anon

doj won

shut up doj

whatd he win

the being a bitch competition

why would anyone enter that

can I obtain LittleBigPlanet's platinum trophy in 2026?

you dont enter it, you get summoned against your own will because you're one of the best candidates

what makes findom so hot when it's literally sending money to people online

what makes gyno so hot if they're literally just guys with titties

pic of a beta with gyno
https://files.catbox.moe/isbat7.jpg

>>83904962
tfw no one to trib this for me with their thick load so i can lick the screen clean after

okay but what about the LittleBigPlanet platinum trophy

>>83905016
actually i got the pic from the cumtribs server, someone is asking for it to be tribbed just like you

hi i woke up again
trying to find friends

>>83905071
*powefarts all over your face*
shut up kid

>>83905098
ufgh w-why againn
yes Sir I'm sorry.. I have a boner now.. there is that beany residue in your air Mister but I also smell something new...

god damnit I was hoping things here would improve overnight

>>83905125
*kicks your balls*
begone, bi slut

i can’t do it anymore

>>83905157
yes sorry I'll go jerk off and cry in the shower

>>83905209
is the second part really necessary

>>83904962
women look like this and theh try to act like they arent made to pleasure my cock?

>>83905223
that's a guy

>>83905248
fuck off fag

>>83905280
I'm not the one getting all horny over a guy tho, faggot

/beta/ gta rp server

/beta/ minecraft server

did milly ever get that hardee's job?

bro clicks on a post saying beta with gyno and then calls someone else a fag im crine

im crine

well @realDonaldTrump, at least I will go down as a president

female to male to female but not as in being cis, but rather being similar to a mtf

i cannot stand you motherfuckers

^ suck my pp, bitch

>>83905836
then you should sit down

evens daydrink and send
odds smoke and play vidya