/haha/ i hate myselfchair stealereditionroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83932404/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse,racchouse/Habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/posshouse: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/
>>83939030thank you poss i love you even more than the chair stealing biba and i love the chair stealing biba a lot
I'm gay and retarded someone kill me pls
I have too much problems to have a boyfriend, he doesn't deserve that. I would date a girl though
why are jews so talented that they're successfully able to psyop people into hating physical media with almost the same instinctual reaction that people have condemning hitler as evil?
>>83939070damn this post is a gemmy
thanks for the thread
>>83939079is this you pretending you arent butt blased for someone hating on your niche interest?
>>83939079>successfullyhuh
>>83939070i appreciate the implication that you'd happily drag a woman down with all your problems but would spare a man that fate, but the unfortunate reality is that trying something like that will probably end in you getting rape allegations or worse and having whatever's left of your life destroyed. it's best not to bother with women at any point even if the goal is to bring them down.
>>83939111is this you pretending like you havent been bitter incel posting at me for months because you said nobody buys cds and got made fun of for such an obviously wrong proposition? like, you know you can look up new bands and albums and see that they get cds made for them right? so therefore we can conclude they are bought because otherwise they wouldnt be made. everything since then has been you seething and coping over this because you really really really want me to stop enjoying things you dont like
>>83939156lol
>>83939070me too but i wouldnt date a girl i am just going to be sad basically forever which is fine i dont want to hurt a boy with my self
>>83939156talk about a grudge
>>83939056youre welcome possi dont mind making new threads but i usually just forget or im not on my pc when the thread dies
remember when i made new threads every single time on time when it was time and one tranny threw a hissy fit every single time because i didn't put the links in the op and now i dont do it anymore and everyone else has to beg and complain about it?pepperidge farm remembers
>>83939097why do they always look like such drama queens?
>>83939250*kisses on your tummy lovingly and pets u*
>>83939151>>83939201but what if having kids fixes everything?
>>83939279if you were making them wrong im glad for once the tranny was right
>83939279>makes half assed threads to keep shitposting in>gets angry when people get rightfully angry at her for itretard.
>>83939311maybe, maybe. or, more likely, having kids and getting married gives her an excuse to divorce you and take everything you own and a portion of your check for the next 15-18 years. that's no good for your children or you. perhaps marrying and reproducing is the platonic ideal and it can fix everything. but, the risks are just so great in this day and age.
>>83939312>>83939319>its wrong/half-assed because it doesnt have the links nobody uses and the tagmap that 2 people have touched in several weeksthis is what possham doesnt deserve the dark knight (me)
>>83939420go get smileyd again retard
>ahhhh you owned me again now im going to post the discord screencaps ive posted a dozen times again because i think you care even though you haven't responded at allmoooommm i buckbroke the lib again
>i dont care about them and havent responded to them>to prove how much i dont care and don't respond to them, i will make this post crying and responding to them?>>83939447i appreciate the type of snipping of an image that leaves parts of it as transparent rather than a black box or something, it can make it look funny when hovering over it in the thread. what's cut out anyway, just time stamps? why do that?
>>83939401what if i don't have any property or income for her to take anyway? i could get a hot young sugar mommy who likes washed up bums and make her take care of me and the kids
is this another smiley self pwns himself to every poss in the thread and makes a lolcow out of himself furiously trying to prove hes right episode?
>>83939557if you've got nothing to take the state will still find something to take from you, trust me. and well, having nothing of value drastically lowers your chances of being with a girl or marrying her in the first place so, and if she does end up marrying you and having kids with you it's a lot higher chance for it to actually work out (generally). i like your big dreams, if i can add on to that fantasy a rich wife who is loyal to you to the very end and even likes some of your interests and hobbies. now that would fix me and make me straight.
i wish poss and me lived in the same time zone...
>>83939549>NOOOOOOO you cant conclude an argument by pointing out how theyve resorted to pitiful behavior that you've previously just ignored due to how embarrassing it is to be that obsessed with me
>>83939615what's your timezone
do you ever feel like
i want to become cute
>>83939557youll either be forced to work and pay child support or go to jail probably
>>83939656same
>>83939030im fine with piss niggers but shit niggers piss me off
>>83939650ummm not getting doxxed at 8:03 PM thanks
>>83939683you are cute
>>83939683fucking slubslut
>>839397266/10 post bumped up to 8/10 as it's not shitflinging
>>83939726same but more appropriately>i don't give a shit about pissniggers but pooniggers piss me off
i need a job*doesn't seek a job*i need a job*doesn't seek a job*i need a job*doesn't seek a job*i need a jo
>>83939798im gonna quit my job at the end of the month but i havent lined up a new job yet
>>83939798and possy knows i'm miserable now
>>83939079i just pirate everything
>>83939798you need MONEY
oh wait a minute i forgotliterally everybody is hating on sony now because they're getting rid of cdsbitter incel fag (not poss) is ultimately owned with that one like definitively i wont even bother to reply anymore unless its just with a link to a news article about that
>>83939798lol, this is hilarious and tragic! anyway*goes back to hating myself for not having a job but still not seeking a job in any capacity*
i don't wanna have to go to the doctor why can't everything be fixed immediately with zero work
>>83939819enjoy your time off
i need to be told what to do
>>83939928no you don't
>>83939732whoa it was 8:03 pm 10 minutes ago for me too
>>83939871why are cds so important to you poss?
>>83939945kind of weird your time zone is 10 minutes ahead of mine
>>83939950thats not a poss its smiley
I will forever be resentful that i never got to live in a college dormitory with other people my age
>>83939950they arent i just buy them every now and then and listen to them and maybe post about itbut this one guy said a couple of months ago that quote "nobody buys cds" and clearly hes very insistent that cds are as dead as the 8track so i bring it up extremely often to make fun of him as you often do with someone who's retarded but doesn't realize why
>>83939976so hes just a zoomer ironically interested in a far before his time technology cliche? explains why hes taking it so personal.
>>83940010you don't want that. you really, really don't want that. what you want is an idealized experience with people you like, people that like you, and people that respect themselves, others, and personal property. the vast majority of people that are college dorm age satisfy next to none of these requirements, and God help you if you were forced to have a black/blacks as roomies or in the same building or floor. It can be good, theoretically, but it would more than likely be miserable.
>>83940050shes been shitposting here since she was 15 i think she just never grew up from that mentalityits best to just ignore her
>>83940050nigger my first console was a ps2 cds arent "before my time"this is why i bring it up all the time because the responses are all extremely retarded and easy to make fun of
>>83940010i did and it was kinda lameall the fags i knew were insufferable and all people did was get drunk and watch tv or something in the rec room
why don't you c deez nuts
>>83939950i'm not that poss BUT "back in my day," a real serious big boy playstation game like final fantasy would come with two, sometimes FOUR disks. it was a mark of quality. big disk energy. look how huge my disk is. big fat disk
>>83940087you dont get it
the masculine urge to delete all your social media and stop responding to everyone and disappear
>>83940167you dont get it retard you're a zog slave who can be baited by command into throwing a hissy fit because someone dares to enjoy listening to music in a way that isnt via their phone or computer
the masculine urge to be feminine
>>83940132i own this>got laid 0 times award
>>83940062i thought about seriously replying, but>and God help you if you were forced to have a black/blacks as roomies or in the same building or floor. i'm just gonna ignore everything you said>>83940101your "kinda lame" sounds like a dream to me, honestlyfuck you mom, i hate you
>>83940208:3
when are minidiscs coming back
>>83940261:333 (i wish it were possible)
never been to a party award
>>83940175i did that and literally nothing changed because im a nobody loser
i put pirated nirvana nevermind and dragon ball z on my chinese gameboy clone retro game emulation device (model no. rg35xxSP) and i do a hdmi to composite converter cable to hook it up to the CRT tv that way i can listen music and watch anime and play games and i NEVER need to use my phone. i could even do books on there if i knew how to read
>>83940249okay maybe im an antisocial freak but it was probably pretty cool if you actually enjoy being around people. i just ran into way too many people just living there.
the masculine urge to cry like a little girl
>>83940350me
>>83940062i had a black roommate the brief time i dormed, he was ok, and was a bigger nerd than i am, and zero people ever wanted to fuck
>>83940341im also an antisocial freak but idki tell myself that if i were in a situation like this I'd probably "force myself" to be more sociable but it might be just cope
>>83940402i did make some "friends" which was okay. its moreso just living in the same space forces you to interact. going to clubs or whatever has the same effect.
can you stop me from jerking off to porn that will make me seething with incel frustrations
biba in the house
>>83940010thank god. i just found boys online to fuck and live with (before the relationships crashed and burned and i had to leave). don't feel regret for the fun you didn't get, make your own fun
>>83940479yes *actually goads you into jerking off instead like a boss*
smiley here i just opened the thread and i dont see any yous did bitter incel fag (not poss) get so owned he had to skulk off?
Possys plat on my ic til i deal
>>83940379weird you didn't say nigger once but my brain subliminally injected it several times into your post while reading it
>>83940465clubs aren't a really a thing here
>>83940321the few times i have i've hated it.
>>83940633do you mean school clubs (intended meaning) or night clubs
>>83940522that's the problem, im unable to make my own funplus, im still skeptical of concepts such as "internet friends" and "internet relationships"
>>83940704why
i still long for a mentor-like figure
>>83940704if you still went to college i dont see why you couldnt have had fun while not living in a dorm, i live near campus and take part in the campus social life
>>83940704you should be skeptical. unless someone is pretty much clicking with you on literally every thing you shouldn't even consider them as more than an acquaintancet. knower
is you know who still in the discord
how many anthros can you put in a post apocalypse setting before people get suspicious
>>83940683school clubs
>>83940763what if they do click on every level?
>>83940763>unless someone is pretty much clicking with you on literally every thingdon't remind me of my golden years ill get sad
>>83940784zero actually
>>83940763i hate myself and i want to die so anyone who clicks with me makes me want to violently kill that person
>>83940835darnok how many aliens that are literally just anthros can you put in a sci-fi setting befor
>>83940758>campus social lifealso don't think that's a thing hereeither that or i'm more socially oblivious than I thought but anyway, i ended up dropping out in the end so who cares
anthro tf virus epidemic when
>>83940869as many as you want actually
>>83940905oh boy!!
>>83940875>also don't think that's a thing hereyou picked the wrong college go ahead and transfer somewhere else as fast as you can
>>83940930>i ended up dropping out in the end so who caresoh wait nvm it's over
>>839408982 more weeks...
>>83940930was my experience too, isnt this difficult to do on a whim? how do you even find mythical just like furry porn comics colleges anyways? what if you picked wrong again?
boys who are ratty
>>83941057elaborate
That bozo was getting so hyped thinking he was going to get to be the Ninja of the democratic party.
>>83941049just pick a big public one in a leftist (doesnt even need to be leftist probably) state and youll be fine if its social stuff you want to find
>>83941049>how do you even find mythical just like furry porn comics colleges anyways?not to brag but i visited a campus furs dorm and he showed his porn comicsyou can look up colleges and see what they have lots of colleges have furry clubs now
>>83941103is this about that cracker plant guy
*dooks*
kinda want to change my sona to a dooker
i never had a chance
anyone ever know a sergal?
>>83941191i was a sergal for a bit
>>83941316oh yeah? what kind? what are your thoughts on their female anatomy? what kind of penis did you have? and what's your personality if you had to sum it up. also sorry for all the questions but why'd you move on?
>>83941316no you werent
sergals are kinda yeen if you think about it
can't move on
I have a very average unimpressive penis and I used to tell everyone it was huge because I was insecure about my unimpressive penis. It looks like one of those amputee stumps.
amputeenis
ampuyeenis
Pisstump
>>83941393so true depler
i should become a cringe goth transbian
>>83940793try and bf them i guess>>83940844alright but you can still enjoy the same things and have the same kinks and that's a way to bond
>>83941139https://youtu.be/qU2PsMCnRlM?si=GQ1PHMTewFogWpgx
>>83941343i was a reddish brown western one and i stopped being one like 5ish years ago because basically nobody draws them anymore and the comic is deadi don't care about female anatomy and i never thought about what their dick would look like>>83941360yeah i was
>>83941393someone saw mine on accident as a teenager when i must have early growth spurred and said how big it was and from that day on it must have never grown another inch because its barely even average
>>83941530If you think that's bad then you should see my ass I haven't shaved since my last breakup it looks like the evil part of the forest from ferngully back there. There's a fuckin tree singing about air pollution next to my butthole.
one time some kids in school said theyve seen me jerking off through my window and i didnt believe them and then months later someone flashed a laser beam through my window and another time i saw them randomly hanging out on a roof near my house and ive been beginning to believe them upon retrospect
>>83941648okay so humiliation is your new kink cool
>>83941645this also reminds me that when i was in middle school i started getting random boners and one time i got one on the bus sitting next to this black girl and she noticed and and told her friend to look and told me how big it was while i just sat there trying to hide it
>>83941635no im boring and hateful and we would just end up hating each other. goodbye *blocks*
FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCK. GUYS THIS WAS MY ONE CHANCE AT LOVE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK.
>>83941642>i don't care about female anatomy and i never thought about what their dick would look likefair enough, i feel like that's rare among sergals but i dont have a large sample size.>basically nobody draws them anymore and the comic is deadi kinda wish more sergals were around today, sad they've sort of died out.
>>83941673Not really I just think it's funny, laugh at yourself and all that. Also I probably couldn't get a boner if I tried I'm mostly impotent.
>>83941753what happened to you man
>>83941716I understand poss>one day I got bored>went to a gay bar>ended up talking to a twink, sharing drinks and chilling>at some point he whipped his wosser out>monster wosser, and uncut>drunkenly choked on his wosser for a while>left and forgot to ask for his numberIt haunts me.
>>83941867isnt it illegal to just whip out your wosser even at a gay bar
>>83941867i wish i was ever given a single chance like that
>>83941702why are you hateful
>random screws on desk>dont remember what theyre fromfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
reading theories about twink peaks and watching tamers on my phone like they both intended
james and fox mccloud incest when
>>83941799Changing life goals and getting older, less interest in dating or sex in general. My libido plummeted over the last few years since my last relationship and relationships in general feel like a sort of inconvenience now. I made the decision to cut out every social aspect beyond professional interactions and these threads are pretty much my only social outlet as a result. Making friends and all that stuff was an interesting experiment for a year or two during my late 20s but it's not for me I just get the heebie-jeebies thinking about it now. Spent the first half of my life without friends might as well finish it out that way. I'm content.You can tell me to kill myself now I know it's coming.
>>83941938hes being dishonest
it's okay poss, we've seen each other naked before
>>83942028seek therapy
>>83941972>random screws in car's cupholder>they're definitely from somewhere under the hood
gay furries please stop trooning
>>83942138sorry i can't stop
>>83942136the one in my cupholder came out of my door and holds the window on its slide mechanism. ive been meaning to fix the window for a while now but i dont want to because its so fucking hot outside.
>>83942105Oh I did that's how I came to this conclusion. My entire life I felt like an outcast because I didn't have friends and didn't know how to date so I tried to force it and ended up all fucked up. I'm not depressed by any means I've just decided to stop fighting. Once I made that breakthrough I stopped going to therapy because it was really expensive.
>>83942138i didn't, you just weren't interested
>>83942169>awwggghhhh i'll tape my bumper back on when it's colder>brrrrrr i'll tape my bumper back on when it's hotter>awwgghhh i'll tape my bumper back on when it's colder>brrr i'-
>>83942203diapler
>>83942218get out of my walls
anyone remember the cyberia guy
>>83942366what do you mean specifically i might know but dont want to say something random
would you?
>>83942616chest fluff :333
>>83942616i need to be her
>>83942707yes
>>83942757thankyouthankyouthankyouthankoy *slubs you a lot*
>>83941972oh, they were from a desktop printer/scanner i scrapped. thank god, i thought they were from something important.
>>83942022Necrocest
>>83943006shhh hes yeeping
>>83943006*yooms in*
im gonna transition and i'll be so ugly it'll set trans rights back 50 years
>>83943231i don't think you can surpass chris-chan at this point
i want to transition into "intersex male"
>>83943250you underestimate how bad i will look
when is your body supposed to stop making pimples and zits and acne
>>83942483i don't remember exactly but i think he had this world building thing about a cyberpunk militarized society in antarcticawhich culturally was kinda of a russian/post-soviet and american hybrid?or something like thati think there was a sergal character in it? idk
>>83942217interested in whatshow me your chestNOW
>>83942218gosh i wish boys were real
i wish boys weren't real so i wouldn't have to be
>>83943347about 7 years ago for me but that hasn't stopped it.
>>83943390what are you if not a boy
trans peeps really be into body swap scenarios
farts beenn super awful lately and i think its cause of the antibiotics i was on. i wonder if theyre gonna stay this horrible.
>>83943427an abomination
>>83943265this is not possible.
gonna start putting posses on the x axis
>>83943429it depends
game over
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>83943512i know>uhm akshually it isnot it's not shut up shut up shut up
>>83943606same
how old is too old to do various things
>>83941945i was practicing mo pai neigong instead of tai chi kung fu https://youtu.be/7Isag9o7J3U?si=N_Nfh0IVJGwwaKwc
reading posts that make me mad and then choosing to read even more
>>83944125*stomps on you*aww man my shoes all messy
>>83944193that just makes you sound like a retarded toddler who doesn't understand cause and effect
>>83944220very rude unhip and unchill
>>83944220umm stepped on grub aren't allowed to talk
how are you supposeded to lose weight if you have to stay up for 16 hours but you get hungry every 2 hours
