Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and CaptionsHooked on you editionPrevious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83407936/#83407936>Thread promptA boy's plans to pick up girls at the beach are complicated by the arrival of a sexy sea monster.>Thread questionWhat's the best level for a character to be drained to in a level drain caption? Level 1? Level 0? Negative levels?>Directory of captionershttps://pastebin.com/Jy7dzV1a>Boorushttps://joi.booru.orghttps://captions.booru.orgThese sites are closed to new members. If you are a member of these sites and want to help people upload their captions, be aware that images of more than 5,000 px on any side will fail to upload.>Basic caption creation guideshttps://pastebin.com/h7mudVkL>Capper (free caption making software)https://github.com/substantialpickle/Capper>Discord serversThe Caption Discord: https://discord.gg/bSzKxmz/d/ Caption Server: https://discord.gg/UjX4JufLet's Make Captions!: https://discord.gg/gfECt92The Stash: https://discord.gg/u982wqf246The Swirlin' Swarm https://discord.gg/XuxrDJjkaS
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>>84003556You somehow seduced an X-Man? X-Woman? Regardless you woke to Kitty hungry for cream.
>>84003604New caption! This is a gameplay mechanics, cursed armor, forced class change, level drain, genderswap, NPCification story.This is a long-time WIP of mine. I began it in July of 2025. I spent a lot of time polishing the script; I really didn't want to put myself in the position of making last-minute edits and redoing a huge amount of typesetting work. Even if you're unfamiliar with the caption-making process, I'm sure it's obvious how much time it can take to construct a cap like this from the plethora of custom text and fancy text boxes.What might be less apparent is the challenge of organizing the text on the page. Fitting in so many words in such a small space and keeping them legible made me feel like I was trying to squeeze an octopus through a wedding ring. I went into typesetting fully prepared to cut entire sections of the story to save on space. However, I managed to organize things well enough that I ended up only removing about fifteen words!
>>84003556Rahisi regrets going to the club during the most intense heat of her life. she is starting to regret taking some stranger's fat cock raw. She is really going to regret pushing said stranger's brats out in nine months.
Just an update, but I will be taking a week-and-a-half long break from making caps this month, so if you notice fewer new captions in the thread during mid-July, that's why.Feel free to request anything in the meantime; I'll be sure to check the archive.
>>84003565Dainty kingdom princess gets kidnapped by the usual evil guy who wants to conquer the world under one banner, however, instead of being a scared prisoner or screaming banshee as per the norm the princess falls for the villain efficient administrative and housing policies, willing to give him plenty of kids to manage THEIR future empire, or create spicy heir drama, whichever happens first
>>84007182Extreme downgrade
>>84003565Slappy is seriously regretting coming to this party cause not a soul seems to recognize her, they just want to talk to Bugs Bunny's broad and that Disney rabbit cop. The old squirrel was planning to drown her hazbin sorrows in sparkling champagne until you came along. You're Slappy's biggest fan (in more ways than one), so despite the heavy security, you hopped the fence just to get a chance to meet your favorite star and celebrity crush.
>>84003604Part 1 of the Balrog request. I ultimately broke it up into two captions for the simple fact that there's really two audiences to the thing, as I imagine it.1. Someone who just wants a cute demonic waifu. They'll enjoy part B on its own.2. Someone who wants this to be a balrog specifically. That person will enjoy the lore build up and the connections.I will say, that it was funny in how many times I had to rework small details. Ran it by ai to ensure that my lore was on point and did some wiki diving myself. Including a comparison of the Hobbit versions published before and after the LOTR trilogy that rework the Gollum interaction and the significance of the Riddle Game. Also, the first iteration of the background had green orcs because I genuinely forgot that Tolkien's orcs are black, gray, and sickly yellow.Part B should be faster, insofar as it's more cutsy than trying to tie into the lore.Hope you like it, requester, and here's the full rez.https://files.catbox.moe/o1k15o.png
>>84009527DEEPESTLORE
>>84003565Katrina gets knocked up by her fat, hung stud of a husband
>>84005497>Feel free to request anything in the meantimepretty please do an MLP capbonus points for anything human x pony
>>84003565Undercover Carmelita mistkes you for the target and gets a little too into extracting 'information'.
>>84003565You know a thing or two about demons and dealing with them so when you saw the world famous girl group/demon hunters having some trouble you got an idea. You get sex, they get help with their demonic boyband problem. Should have disable auto upload before taking the pictures. Probably wont be getting a call back.Original image https://files.catbox.moe/pxwtyl.png
>>84003565Your friend has been a bit strange lately, commenting on your physique while comparing it to his admittedly less masculine form while attributing it to some inbuilt human dominance. Then he reveals its because his girlfriend was about to hit her heat and he wants you to fuck it out of her. Maybe something else into her while you're at it.E6 image IDs, use one or pick something else I'm not attached5601172 - Image attatched to postAlt images56011725870246
>>84003565Gems consider the most valuable product from human civilization to be the ejaculate from human males; therefore, the need arose for human milkers, gems with the duty of collecting the spunk from their "bull". Amongst human milkers, none is more popular than Ruby for her bull is the most productive, most horny, produces the thickest best-tasting product, and has the biggest member. Despite being a married working gal, having to constantly arouse a literal sex beast plagues Ruby's mind with many unfaithful unprofessional thoughts
>>84011414Mare x hung human is peak
Thank you for making the thread, I was going to do it but got roped into drinking with friends.Lost my dang shades out there...Sadly didn't end up with a cute shark sharing my bed, but there is a cap about it so have that as a bump!
>>84004562Pretty based, reminds me of the shoe transformation one
>>84009527>dedicated lore research because he knows LOTR has deeply autistic fansKino.
>>84003565The high level hero was defeated by the demon queen in only one hit, but instead of killing him she decides to subject him to a crueller fate and makes him into her toy. She keeps him naked and chained in place in her dungeon, gently teasing him by tweaking his nipples and letting her pheromones overwhelm him, while never laying a hand on his permanently hard cock. She giggles and patronizes him as he slowly cums all his levels away handsfree, until he's nothing but a weak, pathetic level 1 hero. Once she's had her fun, she abandons him in her dungeon, leaving him permanently chained up and yearning for her touch again for eternity.
>>84012785facts
>>84003565You went to the beach for some fun in the sun, but that immediately got pushed to the back of your mind when you spotted the short and stacked villain, Mary Dahl. After finally catching you oogling her Mary's eyes take a one way trip to your groin as she notices you're so hyper focused on her body you haven't even bothered to hide the outrageously big bulge in your swim trunks.
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>>84003565A new battle school for girls had gotten attention recently, and with the Champion Cynthia unquestioningly supporting it after getting a 'private lesson', Hilda and Rosa had to find out for themselves just what the regimen was like. As Cynthia welcomes them and sizes them up for service- I mean battle gear, they start to have doubts and some questions. But Cynthia reassures them Master- I mean Sensei, will make everything clear once they step into the "Training room".
Still working on Balrog. Should be done tonight, if I don't conk out too early.
>>84018311Celestia is a top 4 hottest mare
>>84028061Rwby stuff is always nice
>>84029626and Daybreaker is top 1 hottest
>>84030105I consider alternate forms to be one and the same, though I do prefer Nightmare Moon to Luna, so it is a bit hypocritical
>>84003604>>84009527Final delivery on the Balrog request. Part 2 has our lovely embarrassed balrog waifu imagining the kinds of things anon will do with her when he gets home.I hope it's to your liking, requester.Full rez of both A and B.NOTE: I increased the size of the text outline for easier readability on both parts. So this is different from the earlier catbox, if you want to save the most updated version.https://files.catbox.moe/393djx.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/yfm8df.png
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>>84031762HOLY SHIT CUTENESS
>>84031762Do not dick the balrogDo not dick the balrogDO NOT BREED THE BALROG
8 bump because too busy to comment on the deliveries.
>>84011414Sorry, I've never watched My Little Pony.
>>84004562Personally, could do without the bimbofication (something that seems rather common in gender bendy stuff) but it hardly comes close to ruining another cap that scratches that "I don't usually partake in this kink, but this one's fun" sort of itch.I've said it many times, you've done it even more times, but the sheer quality of typesetting always, ALWAYS tells me you enjoy this stuff - and I enjoy the result!Also I do have to appreciate that the collar, cuffs and tail of that set can be worn by guys too. Probably something only done by the girlier types... but it's an amusing thought to try and smuggle a partial set into a brawny tank's inventory during downtime.>>84005497Do have a restful time off, don't commit my mistake of spending too much on booze and yucking it onto a rug, those ain't fun to wash.
>>84031762That's some of that wholesome shit. LOVE it.
Does anyone have the shredded wheat caps?
>>84010633>>84015647Thank you. I had to invent of the Rangers of the East, but I think that it fits in line with the existing groups and is not unreasonable. "We have new territory with monsters. We need people to root out the remaining monsters."As for her implied transformation, I went with something different and more powerful than "the magic is gone". Each time that Sauron was defeated, he was diminished and became lesser. After the fall of the Numenorians, he lost his shapeshifting. After his defeat by Isildur, he was basically a revenant. Saruman was diminished and became a wandering spirit. Accordingly, similar to the path that Sauron rejected (submitting himself to the authority of the Valinor to seek redemption), she submits to the authority of the Ranger and, in doing so, enters into humility. Notably, the idea was to play off of the idea of her being pridefully honest, and thus following through with her deal, unable to lie and break it (as that'd be beneath her). This then translates into her wearing her emotions on her sleeve as "honesty". >>84029637Agreed.>>84033379>>84036923Glad you like it!>>84033579Correct. Do not "dick" the balrog. Do not "breed" the balrog.Make love to her. Start a family with her.>>84030707picrel for you.
>>84038294>Make love to her. Start a family with her.The consequences of making more of such monstrous being cannot be understated
>>84039442Cutie demon, artist?
>>84039442Consequences? Like your balrogfu becoming a loving mother, her fire redirected into raising and protecting her many children? Like watching her belly swell bigger and bigger, enjoying the warmth of her gravid figure and feeling your children move inside her as she smiles, already dreaming of her next pregnancy? Like having a strong family full of super-powerful children who love you and can be raised into good people who use their great power for the better?
>>84041606skai_art>>84041613Correct ma'am
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>>84036594>Personally, could do without the bimboficationYeah, even as someone who's very into TG, I'm only partial to the speech-replacement variety of bimbofication myself. I'm not a fan of actual intellect loss unless it's temporary.If it improves your enjoyment of the cap, "Lyra" will soon discover that if she INTENTIONALLY speaks in a feminine manner, etc., the hot pink text won't get triggered. So she has the option of avoiding speaking like a bimbo, but she has to actively try to act feminine to do it.I also put the locked curses into the caption with the idea that if one of the curses was just wholly unappealing to you, you could imagine a scenario where she gets that item uncursed, but the other items in the set are destroyed and those curses get locked onto her for who knows how long.>Non female-only itemsThis was actually a very recent change to the script. Originally, they were all female-only, because I liked the contrast of a formerly male RPG character being equipped with female-only equipment. But I ended up feeling that having it be a mix is more "realistic" to how those items would actually be in an MMO.I had a similar amusing thought while writing of a super-pragmatic male adventurer who keeps an uncursed pair of the Lop Ears around in case he needs to boost his hearing radius, no matter how ridiculous they made him look.Thank you for the feedback! It's always a big goal with my genderswap captions that they're enjoyable to read even for people who aren't really into TG, so I was really happy to hear that you liked it.
>>84044302Curious question for you. Do you like MTF only or also FTH/MTH? If you do enjoy the latter, which of those two starting points do you prefer? I find myself partial to MTH as it's a greater overall transformation with more facets to explore rather than just the growth of a cock.
>>84044755I'm not a huge fan of male-to-hermaphrodite. To me, that just feels like an unfinished transformation.Less-than-100% transformations can be really fun sometimes (I love a good headswap), but even then I find myself leaning towards newhalfs over futas. I guess I'm just more of an "either-or" guy than a "why not both" when it comes to this.I enjoy female-to-hermaphrodite in the context of masculinity theft. Kinda like the "haha, I've got your nose" game, but instead of nose, cock.
>>84041922You best believe I will make sure to keep my reformed Balrog villainess wife constantly pregnant, making a massive family of all-powerful demonic children with her and raising them together with infinite love and care to repopulate her race. The golden ending.
>>84046522Good cap
Up you go
Any writers working on anything?
>>84049799Got one from last thread that I saved off the image. Wolf Milf getting knocked up by a young human stud. Thinking to put it in the Aurora universe. Not working on it tonight, after having written the Balrog one. I like wolfgirls, though.
>>84046522There's another!
>>84003565Rarity was taking some measurements for anon but she was use to measuring nude models so his clothing was throwing her off. Without warning or hesitation the mare used her magic to yank the human's pants and undies down much to his surprise, but when the pants came down Rarity had no interest in measuring his two legs because the third one had peaked her interest. Rarity being the element of generosity and all will generously let this human ruin her with his oversized cock.
>>84004562P E A K shit dude
>>84049799These and more for the short term, but also long-form content.
>>84030707>I do prefer Nightmare Moon to Lunatell us more
>>84046522Need prequel with Chelsea's incident, or sequel shortly later of revenge pregnancy stunt, or few years later with two milfs.
>>84003556You've been recently promoted to a manager position despite there are others who are older and much more experienced, but the higher ups says it has to be you, so be it. The one constant that gets you through the day is one of the cleaners who, by god, has made you stare, gawk, and has made you think such lewd thoughts. You can't even tell if her normal speach pattern is friendly or flirty, and how she gets so close to you doesn't clear up the confusion. One night after a long day, you just say out loud what you would to her and that voluptuous body not knowing she was right there. Instead of getting hit with the accusation of sexual harrasement, she is flattered by your desires towards an older woman like her. Your are still young after all. So, if you would like a taste and maybe through in a raise, she is prepared to induldge your fantasies.
>>84003556These dating apps are a pain in the ass. If they don't ghost you at first, they will after you take them out to eat. So, fuck it, you take a dive at this older looking woman who looks kind enough. So while a lot older than you, she has that mature, classy air about her that makes you think maybe you should be going after older woman rather than those your own age. Hay, the date goes well; hay, she is invinting you into her home; hay you might even get lucky and get to eat that curvy body. So, how did you end up leashed on the floor? Oh, she will be your girlfriend, but only if you call her mommy, agree that she is the one in charge, she gets that dick whenever she wants, and as long as you're a good boy, she will spoil you like a good mommy would.
>>84003565The front of your car is totaled because the of the woman standing in front of you that pulled out too fast from her driveway without bothering to look. And she's the one giving *you* a hard time!? The arguing continues as you two just start insulting and demeaning one another. The insults just get sharper and sharper as she drags you through her front door, the barbs digging deeper while you two stumble upstairs to her bedroom shedding clothes, and finally come to a head during the raunchiest, roughest hate sex either of you have ever had.Once that's done you two exchange insurance information and go about your separate ways.Smashcut to you and her arguing baby names in the middle of a bout of angry pregnancy sex.
>>84052361I just like evil women, and Nightmare Moon is meaner, plus her ass is fatter
>>84009527>>84031762I think I'd personally be more interested in a Balrog caption set in the Encyclopedia setting than in Middle Earth, but your efforts to merge the two are quite impressive. I particularly liked your use of prose to paint the details of the scene.I was a little disappointed that we don't get to know what the riddle he used to fool her was; I was looking forward to the answer being something ironic like "love".Here are some possible errors I found:>travelling camp and made meal of your steed. Though it brokeI believe this should be "made a meal", unless you were implying that they ground the horse's bones down into powder.>in the presence of a host of Orcs, more than your brothers or>did not know, but making the orcs seems as children in her presence>laughed. The orcs laughed. And the air was acrid with her>When she'd lost, the orcs around her jeered andYour capitalization of "Orcs" is inconsistent. If I am correct, capital-O Orc is used by LotR.>knife-like claws, her heart hammered against herThis line was odd to me because she does not appear to visibly have claws in either image.
>>84003565You're failing biology class at college. The teacher suggested some tutoring with other student. Arriving at her office, you see the other student is the cute doe in class, and she was strapped to a gynecologist chair. The teacher tells you that you're going to be getting hand on experience and if you do well, you can take her virginity.
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I just fapped to the idea of a cute balrog gf, fuck you all
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>>84049799I've just finished spellchecking the script for my next caption, and my goal is to get it typeset and published before the weekend.
>>84003565(You) Spend hours every week in Bob's burgers just so you can talk to Linda you love talking with her and seemingly the feeling is mutual. One day during one of your long conversations in the practically empty restraunt Linda brings up her love for yoga and offers that you should join her some time to which you blurt out you'd love before even thinking. A few days later you realize this was a big mistake because you realize Linda doesn't just have a banging personality she has a banging body now you're using every ounce of will power to contain your erection, but eventually deep in a stretch you give out and the beast is released.
>>84056418I'm glad you like it overall.That it was requested as a balrog specifically made me feel that it HAD to fit into the lore somehow. So, like Sauron could not, she gives up her great power to walk in Eru's grace. She, like Arwen, gives up much of her power to live among Man.As for the Riddle, that first cap is already chock full of detail establishing the timeline and who she is. The nature of the game and its outcome was more what mattered, rather than the specific riddle, imho. If this was a longer form story, I'd 100% figure something out. In this case, it simply had to be cut, considering how text dense it already was.>made a mealI was aiming for an older style by dropping the article (comparable to "make camp" or "do battle") to better match Tolkien, but you're right about the confusion on "meal". I'll change the word used to fix it.>Orc capitalizationGood catch. I'll fix that.>knife-like clawsShe's got long nails and I was using that to imply the remaining strength of her physical form. Just like how she's still taller than (you), despite having diminished. Didn't want to imply she was fully human, just as Arwen was still an elf, but simply no longer immortal. Still, it's a simple word change.
>>84064176If I was the man in that situation, I think I'd say something like this:>"What burns within, when one is without,>Wreaks the bravest man with doubt,>Stings and tortures and defeats,>And makes slaves of all it meets,>That one can give, but never steal,>Makes both common men and kings kneel,>And cannot be seen, yet is so real,>And is the feeling for you I feel?"And then she would guess something like "Fear", but the answer would of course be "Love". Perhaps it was a song I'd learned from a long-lost lover who looked suspiciously like the Balrog...>TyposNone of these actually bothered me when I was reading, by the way, I just wanted you to know about them now, because I know when I only find something like that a year after I published one of my stories it makes me tear out my hair.
Royal Horse Ass
I wrote two new caption scripts today, and edited the background for one of them.Doing some writing feels good. I have enough scripts saved up that I don't "need" to write regularly, but it still feels odd to me when I go a while without writing anything.
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>>84069926love to see it>>84055329>plus her ass is fatterwait, really?
>>84009527>>84031762Tossing my two cents on this one as well: cute, and with enough lore correct that the lore breaks just amuse me (though I'm not a lore buff for LOTR).Like others say, seeing the riddle would've been nice, esp. with the first part cliffhangering on it. Made me think there's some specific reference going with it that'd catch her with a trick answer - though a trick question might get (You) beheaded for cheating if it's too blatant of a "nuh-uh".Domestic bliss with redeemed villainess my beloved, I never get tired of finding the beauty in a lost soul via the power of love. Smooch the demon of the deep, do it now.
>>84003565Chilli is quite the sly trickster. She's heard the complaints of her sister-in-law, Trixie, about her lack of satisfaction in bed. She's also seen her neighbor that being (you) stare at her thicc milfy body and try to conceal that gargantuan bulge of yours. So, to kill two birds with one stone, she invited you and Trixie over to her home while her family is out of the house. Just as Chilli predicted, you can't take your eyes off the pent-up milf, so she slyly informs Trixie of your wandering eyes and that monster between your legs.
>>84044302>I'm not a fan of actual intellect loss unless it's temporary.That can be good, indeed! A related thing I enjoy is inhibition loss (something semi-baked into these items), especially when the afflicted is aware of the way they act.>... keeps an uncursed pair of the Lop Ears around in case he needs to boost his hearing radius, no matter how ridiculous they made him look.Always a good laugh, that kind of thing. First example of similar that comes to mind is MGSV, which gives you a chicken hat that makes the game easier if you struggle on a mission.And thank you for the enjoyable TG caps; it's an occasional indulgence for me, but you keep delivering said treats enough that I might develop a taste for it in general!>>84058476The power of trule love reached down your pants and touched the heart in your boner. Let it heal thy gooner soul Anon, it's good to enjoy emotions.
>>84069926>>84074257Good captions, and yes. Nightmare Moon is larger than Luna is, by a decent margin. And given her physical similarities to Celestia I imagine she has a Celestia tier ass
>check one of the caption servers>they have a "respectable captions" channel>says it's for wholesome captions>very first thing that pops up is a hyper anus scolipede OC cap>scroll down and up>none of it is wholesome in the slightest
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Based on the order they were first posted this is the order, Got it backwards.Part 1 Current ImagePart 2 >>84081296Part 3 >>84080943Part 4 >>84080083
>>84077975>I imagine she has a Celestia tier assaka the real reason she was banished
Do not die thread
>>84080865I choose to believe this is real, just because that's hilarious.>>84089102Just when I was gonna post a bump. Ah well, not like we're that dependent on maximizing out posts.
>>84003604Hot off the presses, a little thing I thought was cute.
>>84090219Yummy
Poke
>>84076852Pretty good. Exciting, yet believable. Better than all the over-the-top gooner garbage ITT.
>>84003546Short and SWEET! They should all be like this. Well done.
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>>84003565Looking for a cap with some reluctant incest between a mom and her daughter.The set-up; Desperate for money a mother and daughter turn towards the oldest profession, figuring that people would pay a premium for a taboo coupling even if they never actually did anything to the other. This strict "no touching each other" policy goes out the window when their latest John - [You] - names your price. So now they're having to overcome the shame while the daughter, the only one with any experience with another woman, guides her mom through it all.
>>84089131very real.
>For the correct reading experience, get really dizzy and then read the cap while blasting death metal into your ears at the loudest volume you can stand.lol
>>84003565will just be quoting the requests now because im lazy >>41608509
>>84086249Bnnuy
>>84090219koala tea stuff
>>84102317Thankya kindly, Anon!
>>84003604Teaser cap plus an Ao3 link.https://archiveofourown.org/works/88621331
>>84105937Surprised this isn't related to the long-running "Shining wants to see (You) drain those fat human nuts into every woman he knows" series.Anyway, horse good! Divine horse divinely good!
>>84107719I thought about it being royal cuck related after the fact, but I prefer it as a stand alone probably because I want there to be much more intent in the RC series. I've got a least one cap/story with the princesses in that universe anyway, so my next stop is either going to be Shiny getting some, or Anon cashing in his favours to meet up with some of the M6.
>>84105937Love it.>>84107754Would love to see Shiny being Anon's mare.
>>84113761Damn, that's kinda hot
